heemvious >>152281082
>what’s up everybody>good afternoon>as many of you know this is actually my favorite part of the competition>the coaches challenge
So what he has one bad fight and people wanna write Belal off?
Kino views from the top.
Yan by murder
>>152288528>So what he has one bad fight and people wanna write Belal off?gonna bury the boring motherfucker
GROMBA, whatever happened there? They used to be great then..... nothing.
Belaal.
>>152288528he is one step behind leonwin streak into loss streak, a fall off because of mental and over training fatigue
What if Yan robs Merab? All those robberies and now he's the one to do it that would be so fucking kino
>>152288590Yan is going to fucking KO him on the feet
Yan finishes Merab Standing
Petr Yan loses because he represents Russia
>grasso pulled outWasn't the fight announced a week ago?
How I see it playing out
>>152288643You know what I agree
i don't get the whole BSD hype thing. yeah he easily beat Ruffy who is helpless on the ground and knocked out no chin Benny. I don't think anyone that can make Moicano look that good will go far.
>>152288578>The light reflecting off his upper lip looking like cocaine in the thumbnailKino
Merab is a Jon Jones fan... I don't know if I can bet against him guys
>Yan by murder
>>Yan by murder
>At one point, I even saw him and Frank Mir wrestling on the floor — and none of us dared to break it up. Luckily, they were just playing.>I was shocked that a fighter of this level could party like that.>He drank everything that was at the bar.
Apparently you can only get nominated once for "Antisemite of the Year". With Bryce and Jake Shields no longer eligible, who will represent /heem/ next year?
my cock...
Merab by murder
>>152288794Me nigga
>Dvalishvili by hugging
>>152288808Heard Sean has been smoking weed and jacking it in moderation for this camp.
What's the routine looking like these days bud?
>>152288832overhand grip, coconut oil, solo asians, maintain at 90% for 15-18 minutes
>>152288794The Italian Dream
>>152288794i know my pick
Raped bitch.
Vettori will surge one last time, like a dying star
>17 fight vet>9 wins>7 losses>1 draw>two submission finishes>2/3 FOTN Bonuses have been UD losses >3 fight losing streak>early prelim fighterranked 14th, typical 185-er
>>152289023Oh yeah he's a vet? What branch did he serve ?
NO FOLLOW
>>152289098>Marvin Vettori's UFC ResumeI am excited for his matchup this weekend, with all that being said. Maybe someone gets TKO'd
Rogan is the Tom Aspinall of podcasting
wouldnt mind Pantoja vs Rogan at the White House
suga? total beast, never shall he win again though
>Imma leave you gassed like Auschwitz
>imma leave you wondering like Stevie
>>152289195I’m only familiar with three podcasts on that list
>>152289321Nice
Poatan TKOs people, when Adesanya knocks people out they don't fucking move.
>>152289406for me, this is izzies retirement fightthe end of his story, full circle
>>152289415Anime.
Something your lil’ bum ass couldn’t afford, that’s for sure>Yeah, you think? Yeah, I do think>You’re wrong.
this is what they took from you
>Mir x Werdum cancelled>Henderson x Ferguson in jeopardy I do not see the GFL surviving this, sad to say. Shocking! So much promise from the first two cards, to have this all occur. Just wow!
>>152289446They can keep it.
>>152289446Josephine Knutsson owes me sex
>UFC 323 Preview is up on Aspinall's channel. This fucking guy doesnt stop lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As7jxFf1LZk
>You might be the greatest fighter in the world but you'll always be a hideously ugly goblin freak
>>152288528I've written that boring motherfucker off since the beginning.
https://youtube.com/shorts/jEjxc1Ky8Pg?si=xxjDI_u0ETMtjI7O
>>152288684He ragdolled Poorier in rd 1 before staph gassing. he also battered frevola like a child. and let's not forget his ungodly chin and toughness against zds. that was one of the worst beatings of all time and he still kept fighting till the final bell. he's a dawlg. he goes all in allen even if he knows you can't keep up the pace. if you can't respect that then you ain't a real one.
this is a new era
>>152289706Tom fighting his own son?
>>152289742Petr FinYan
>>152289742Behold, the TRUE high king of skyrim!
Pekka "No Mercy" Janhonen
>>152289742>Petr "The Russianfornia Kid" Yanalways knew bud was an alpha male if he grew it out.
Ohhhhh!!!
Why isnt there a Finnish ufc fighter?
>>152289874with Finns you die
>>152289874too dangerous (for the other fighters)
>>152289986is that le miserable?
>>152289998that's simo hayha bhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4
With Finns; you lose
>>152289874>dangerous molotov>not even the finnish designlujan is fucking retarded jesus christ
>>152290024I mean the actor bappa is that the yodeler from les miserables (starring amanda seyfried and wolverine)
First cardinal rule of heems is not to engage in a land war in Finland.
>>152290027>censoring killedthis world is cucked
how gangster would it be to fight with an eye patch?
>>152290061Nooooo they censored the word killed :(
>>152290061ufc fighters in headgear coming soon
>>152290101This was a magic rag, Tom was trying to heal his eye by pressing it against his eyelid really hard.
>you could see the guy was strugglin’>the guy had been out there now>it's gotta be like 1-2 minutes>which is absolutely gangster
Norma Dumont, big fat fucking ass
I am the primal fear merab feels when his first takedown attempt is STUFFED
>>152290192Merab would just shoot again
>>152290244a fatal mistake against someone like me
>when you miss your first shot>shoot again
>>152290289what is this image attempting to convey
umgar read book?
>and if you miss that shot>shoot again
>>152290315I'd say it's pretty self explanatory, no?
>>152290191they named her norma because it is enormous
>mogs u
*pulls gun during attempted mogging*
I’ll pull guard on you and hold you there until the cops arrive bitch
>You know I would absolutely kill you, if you ever did something like that, right?
>>152289426>The woke spinoff be like
>>152290456You could never kill me
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE
>>152290456I’m not convinced Jon could beat Poatan anymore
Hey bussy you still there?
>>152290482>>Oh, I bet you I could.
>>152290535Let's try that
>>152290510i agree. we have until jones is 40 to make that fight. after 40 he will fight once a year raping the weak hw division
>>152290556>>I would literally kill you.
I will always have a soft spot for Daroosh.Having grey hair since your early 20s is pretty based
>>Literally kill you.>>I’m not saying I will fight you, I said I will kill you.
I've seen many call Yan and Umar some of the greatest fighters of all in terms of pure skill. Their proof? Close decision victories over Cory "the sandman" Sandhagen.
why does /heem/ have a general despite the ufc being on once a week. you can just create game threads for thatthis isn't just a bunch of very lonely, sad and anonymous people pretending to be friends online is it?
>>152290739We're all in the ganecord, you must've not been invited because you're a raped bitch
*Clap Clap*Raped Bitch!*Clap Clap*Raped Bitch!
Me in the back
>>152290775These was insane sexual tension between these two vixens.
>>152290759enjoy your online friend gaycord and refer to question 1 >>152290739
