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>what’s up everybody
>good afternoon
>as many of you know this is actually my favorite part of the competition
>the coaches challenge

So what he has one bad fight and people wanna write Belal off?

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Kino views from the top.

Yan by murder

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>>152288528
>So what he has one bad fight and people wanna write Belal off?
gonna bury the boring motherfucker

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GROMBA, whatever happened there? They used to be great then..... nothing.

Belaal.

>>152288528
he is one step behind leon
win streak into loss streak, a fall off because of mental and over training fatigue

What if Yan robs Merab? All those robberies and now he's the one to do it that would be so fucking kino

>>152288590
Yan is going to fucking KO him on the feet

Yan finishes Merab Standing

Petr Yan loses because he represents Russia

>grasso pulled out
Wasn't the fight announced a week ago?

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How I see it playing out

>>152288643
You know what I agree

i don't get the whole BSD hype thing. yeah he easily beat Ruffy who is helpless on the ground and knocked out no chin Benny. I don't think anyone that can make Moicano look that good will go far.

>>152288578
>The light reflecting off his upper lip looking like cocaine in the thumbnail

Kino

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Merab is a Jon Jones fan... I don't know if I can bet against him guys

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>Yan by murder

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>>Yan by murder

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>At one point, I even saw him and Frank Mir wrestling on the floor — and none of us dared to break it up. Luckily, they were just playing.
>I was shocked that a fighter of this level could party like that.

>He drank everything that was at the bar.

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Apparently you can only get nominated once for "Antisemite of the Year". With Bryce and Jake Shields no longer eligible, who will represent /heem/ next year?

my cock...

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Merab by murder

>>152288794
Me nigga

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>Dvalishvili by hugging

>>152288808
Heard Sean has been smoking weed and jacking it in moderation for this camp.

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What's the routine looking like these days bud?

>>152288832
overhand grip, coconut oil, solo asians, maintain at 90% for 15-18 minutes

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>>152288794
The Italian Dream

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>>152288794
i know my pick

Raped bitch.

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Vettori will surge one last time, like a dying star

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>17 fight vet
>9 wins
>7 losses
>1 draw
>two submission finishes
>2/3 FOTN Bonuses have been UD losses
>3 fight losing streak
>early prelim fighter
ranked 14th, typical 185-er

>>152289023
Oh yeah he's a vet? What branch did he serve ?

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NO FOLLOW

>>152289098
>Marvin Vettori's UFC Resume
I am excited for his matchup this weekend, with all that being said. Maybe someone gets TKO'd

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Rogan is the Tom Aspinall of podcasting

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wouldnt mind Pantoja vs Rogan at the White House

suga? total beast, never shall he win again though

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>Imma leave you gassed like Auschwitz

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>imma leave you wondering like Stevie

>>152289195
I’m only familiar with three podcasts on that list

>>152289321
Nice

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Poatan TKOs people, when Adesanya knocks people out they don't fucking move.

>>152289406
for me, this is izzies retirement fight
the end of his story, full circle

>>152289415
Anime.

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Something your lil’ bum ass couldn’t afford, that’s for sure
>Yeah, you think?
Yeah, I do think
>You’re wrong.

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this is what they took from you

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>Mir x Werdum cancelled
>Henderson x Ferguson in jeopardy
I do not see the GFL surviving this, sad to say. Shocking! So much promise from the first two cards, to have this all occur. Just wow!

>>152289446
They can keep it.

>>152289446
Josephine Knutsson owes me sex

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>UFC 323 Preview is up on Aspinall's channel.
This fucking guy doesnt stop lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As7jxFf1LZk

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>You might be the greatest fighter in the world but you'll always be a hideously ugly goblin freak

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>>152288528
I've written that boring motherfucker off since the beginning.

https://youtube.com/shorts/jEjxc1Ky8Pg?si=xxjDI_u0ETMtjI7O

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>>152288684
He ragdolled Poorier in rd 1 before staph gassing. he also battered frevola like a child. and let's not forget his ungodly chin and toughness against zds. that was one of the worst beatings of all time and he still kept fighting till the final bell. he's a dawlg. he goes all in allen even if he knows you can't keep up the pace. if you can't respect that then you ain't a real one.

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this is a new era

>>152289706
Tom fighting his own son?

>>152289742
Petr FinYan

>>152289742
Behold, the TRUE high king of skyrim!

Pekka "No Mercy" Janhonen

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>>152289742
>Petr "The Russianfornia Kid" Yan
always knew bud was an alpha male if he grew it out.

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Ohhhhh!!!

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Why isnt there a Finnish ufc fighter?

>>152289874
with Finns you die

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>>152289874
too dangerous (for the other fighters)

>>152289986
is that le miserable?

>>152289998
that's simo hayha b
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4

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With Finns; you lose

>>152289874
>dangerous molotov
>not even the finnish design
lujan is fucking retarded jesus christ

>>152290024
I mean the actor bappa is that the yodeler from les miserables (starring amanda seyfried and wolverine)

First cardinal rule of heems is not to engage in a land war in Finland.

>>152290027
>censoring killed
this world is cucked

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how gangster would it be to fight with an eye patch?

>>152290061
Nooooo they censored the word killed :(

>>152290061
ufc fighters in headgear coming soon

>>152290101
This was a magic rag, Tom was trying to heal his eye by pressing it against his eyelid really hard.

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>you could see the guy was strugglin’
>the guy had been out there now
>it's gotta be like 1-2 minutes
>which is absolutely gangster

Norma Dumont, big fat fucking ass

I am the primal fear merab feels when his first takedown attempt is STUFFED

>>152290192
Merab would just shoot again

>>152290244
a fatal mistake against someone like me

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>when you miss your first shot
>shoot again

>>152290289
what is this image attempting to convey

umgar read book?

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>and if you miss that shot
>shoot again

>>152290315
I'd say it's pretty self explanatory, no?

>>152290191
they named her norma because it is enormous

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>mogs u

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*pulls gun during attempted mogging*

I’ll pull guard on you and hold you there until the cops arrive bitch

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>You know I would absolutely kill you, if you ever did something like that, right?

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>>152289426
>The woke spinoff be like

>>152290456
You could never kill me

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UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE

>>152290456
I’m not convinced Jon could beat Poatan anymore

Hey bussy you still there?

>>152290482
>>Oh, I bet you I could.

>>152290535
Let's try that

>>152290510
i agree. we have until jones is 40 to make that fight. after 40 he will fight once a year raping the weak hw division

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>>152290556
>>I would literally kill you.

I will always have a soft spot for Daroosh.
Having grey hair since your early 20s is pretty based

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>>Literally kill you.
>>I’m not saying I will fight you, I said I will kill you.

I've seen many call Yan and Umar some of the greatest fighters of all in terms of pure skill. Their proof? Close decision victories over Cory "the sandman" Sandhagen.

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why does /heem/ have a general despite the ufc being on once a week. you can just create game threads for that
this isn't just a bunch of very lonely, sad and anonymous people pretending to be friends online is it?

>>152290739
We're all in the ganecord, you must've not been invited because you're a raped bitch

*Clap Clap*
Raped Bitch!
*Clap Clap*
Raped Bitch!

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Me in the back

>>152290775
These was insane sexual tension between these two vixens.

>>152290759
enjoy your online friend gaycord and refer to question 1 >>152290739

>>152290802
do I have to spell it out for you? this thread exists as an advertisement for the ganecord, we use this thread to weed out raped individuals and invite those who are worthy

>>152290802
Mad bitch.

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>>152290844
making friends with autists and criminals from 4chan has a likelihood of 5% or less
god grant you a better life next time
>>152290846
mfw

Is reddit down?

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>>152290791
>Gadelha with a hoodie
8/10
<Gadelha without a hoodie
4/10

>>152290869
all the criminals are in the bonescord, how new are you

The hoes are mad.

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>>152290914
refresh

>>152290774
Mom! Their palying my song!! I boy Gathje!!

WHATS UP guys Dana white here check out www.niggercock.zu to see our NEW lineup of SALP FIGHTERS

Feeling like absolute shit just want spammy back

>>152290739
I enjoy discussioning mixed martial arts with my friends on here. Talking about potential mashups or stylistic mismatches or notable heems is enjoyable. I don't like it when people spam daddy shit for eight hours straight but when that happens I simply close the tab

>>152291041
you're a real loser for saying that

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>enters thread

>>152291059
Based. I agree.

>>152291097
I'm a loser? I mean come on you guys.

Spammy has been like at least forty different dudes over the last ten years.

I think he is an honorary title for whichever homeless schizo is currently the most annoying.

>>152291111
I bet that's partially true but there is at least one sad fuck that's been here every single day for the last 10 years. You can tell cuz he's got a real fat, suicidally depressed, nasty energy. he always aggressively melts down like a real manbaby retard whenever he didn't doesn't like your opinion

heem don’t know nothing bout josh van

You guys are so fucking both fucking mind and fucking buck broken by fucking spammy hoyl fuck. Fucking talking about fucking Spammy when he isnt even hear...OR IS HE

if you haven’t been called spammy you aren’t shitposting hard enough

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I SCARE OF YOU NOW BUT YOU KNOE WHAT
>big salsa splash noise
I TINK YOU BIG GAY BLIND ENGEND FAGGOT
>massive pop!
I AST YOU NOW, TOHM, COME ME NOW MANGO MANOLO
*salsa fat fuck dance*
>chuds go wild dance
Yeah I just said wha needs to happen deal with it

>>152291176
I've been called worse

upcoming card is stacked. only blemish is mid card wmma that will invariably kill the momentum

heem is peaceful when the demented tranny poster isn't around

>>152291255
This guys trying to summon girldick!

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>>152291263
NAH FUCK THAT!

>gf looks through my phone to see if I cheat and finds step mom porn and ai tranny celebrity edits
curb your enthusiasm music

>>152291328
fantasy blogposts aren't going to make you feel any less like shit about your life

>>152291339
dude please I need this

just got this big ass sword and cut a dragon in half with it
shit was so cash

>>152291368
I'd follow you

>>152291368
what's his name?
(all epic swords have names)

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>you know theres no life going on here bud

>>152291382
bad idea I just ate loads of beans
>>152291391
beans

Virginity rocks
Merab is epic
Heem is best on week days

change my mind