>>152289825
>>152289825Who is that goalie? I don't recognize himI see it's the Wild so I'm guessing Gustavofson?
>buffle hoe
/biz/ idea: relegate the entire western conference to the AHL
Habs-Jets is quite the slurper so far
GO HABS GO
>buf le hoe
My Christmas gift to myself was every team's logo puck. Fun collection to start and I look forward to adding to it soon.
>>152289857You've already completed the collection though
My hurricanes could easily assblast both these SHIT teams
>>152289857Gary is very pleased to hear this
>mfw Sabres sabre
>>152289857all purchased from nhlshopright anon?
>>152289845Almost $7 Canadian
>>152289868silly goose, I still have defunct teams and winter/stadium series games to get.
>bet 365 early payout>if the team you bet on goes up by 3 goals, your bet wins no matter the outcomeHow does this scam work?
>>152289873
>>152289876absolutely not, strictly third party.
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>152289896Mods kill this guy
bell centre playing racist moon man songs wtf
>>152289893
>>152289845Maple syrup as well
just in time for christmas, at shop dot nhl dot com, new from fanatics hartford whalers and quebec nordiques jerseys, sweaters, hats, scarfs, and toques! get them while they last! enter promo code slapshot for a 20% discount! fanatics the official merchandiser of the nhl.
Red pill me on st Hubert Canadabros
>>152289946it be like that
>>152289881a gallon costs 4.50 usd
>>152289946
the fuck was that
>>152289946True, my priest often reminds us to "keep the poor and retarded in your minds, as you never want to fall to that level", so I think about canadians a lot.
>>152289949mcdonald tier roast chicken and ribspretty expensive for shit served in cardboard boxesold people are obsessed with it
member when the canadian chancellor said canada is a post nation state kwab go flames
My habbies can’t buy a goal baka desu senpai
>>152289930Did you know you can make sugar out of maple syrup? and dehydrated milk?>follow me for more pantry tips and tricks
when is dallas scoring a goal
>getting goalie by Eric Comrie
me habbies are buzzin
>>152289959You don't buy 4 litre bags with Canadian money?
>>152289973kek
>>152289973you think about canadians while a grown man sodomizes you?
>>152289989But incoming I can feel it
>>152289980When you stop being gay
>>152289980>tfw when you didn't watch their game last night
>>152289907personality of a 12 year old, Sarah Nurse must have been taken aback his boyish charm when she got her sweet walls pulverized by zegras
This fucking SWEDE went to a BAR after he LOST.
>>152289997what about it, the price is basically the same
>>>152290004 (You)Lmao cooked his ass
>>152289997
>>152289980For some reason I think the Devils will get a goal first.
>>152290000I said, "priest", not "rabbi".
I CANT SEE THE PUCK
>>152289973your priest should remember the pharisee and the publican parable, just sayin...
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>152290020Raped retard
>>152290029your tv is off retard
>>152290016So what?
>>152290029Better?
>>152290018Did this nigga (you) himself
>>152289997yes
>>152290029Speak to your ophthalmologist about cataracts, glaucoma, age-related macular degeneration (AMD), and diabetic retinopathy today>not tomorrow
>>152290046According to Buffalo "sports writers", he should wallow in misery and suffering until the Sabres make the playoffs.
>semen slurpers dont have a goal halfway through regulation
>>152290064Raped retard
>>152290059I think about old chinese women and their plastic bags far too often than I should
>no millys cant score without an assist from garyholy fraudulent
SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
>game in new jersey>commercial-to-game segue camera shot is of jew yorkkek. shit state.
fight and violence
>>152289825It would be hilarious if he wins the Calder. Something a recent goaler wasn't able to do. Very unlikely to happen, not even the Norris is about the defensive aspect of the game
Center ice fight
Does the beer come in bags?
glorious goal
miro scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>152290134what do you think anon
Your Mother comes in bags
>>152290163...yes?
>>152290134more like this
I had a Molson once It was bretty gud for yellow fizzy beer
In school we got milk at lunch in these little cartons. Do Canadians get little sacks of milk?
Better luck next time Debbies.
>>152290180This guy wants to live in a country that has no Stanley Cup so badly
>>152290171nice shot southieyou can't stop hurricanes by shooting at them
>>152290210>best by 02/06 It was a simpler time
>>152290210I used to dump all of my milk into one of the little section things on my tray and then lap it up like a dog.
>>152290214But we're not even in the 3rd period.
>>152290179
>>152290216retard
>>152290226dawg!
>>152290210fat free milk isnt really even milk you are basically just drinking cow water
DallasallaD
>>152290134No, they come in Silos
MERDE
>>152290245CHOCOLATE cow water
>boo Scheifele anytime he touches the puck>he scoresKWAB
Some parts of canada don't drink milk from bags, like in the prairies they drink it straight from the cow
>>152290269holy shit, i'm canadian?
if you're not a baby cowyou shouldn't drink milk
>>152290265>boo Scheifelewhy does mtl do that?
>DallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaDallasallaD
>>152290291because he attempted to murder jacques evans
SHE SCORES!!
Billy G has to add him now, right?
>another goal
>>152290064what about bud-related anal tearing
shit games tonight
>>152290307So? Tell that faggot to keep his head up next time.
good tilt>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9a34ykx3pI
Habs Twitter is turning on Dobson. Bud vindicated
>>152290246this isnt a flexits really just showing that dullass has shit forwards
>>152290288>Canadian furries gatekeeping milk
weak stars peepee
>>152290308our jasmine
no milly dilly finna have a bubble
>>152290210I went to primary school back in the 90s, I remember at first we got cartons, but then they switched over to little bags, so we all had to bring our own cups to put the bags in, so we don't spill any milk when we pierce the packaging with the straw.
>>152290370I'ma watch the runners and condors game fo shizzle
My flysies :)
Wait wait wait wait.. FUCKING WAIT... Didn't the Jets just get BLOWN THE FUCK OUT by the Sabres 1-5 the other day and now the Flyers are kicking the Sabres asses?Just how fucking bad is canadian hockey right now?
>>152290298>BOGGLE???
>>152290394my primary school teacher nursed us
>>152290427
my debbies aren't /playoffsbound/ fuck this I'm going to get drunk and play dota
>>152290394Like a capri sun?
>>152290455Dota has a worse impact on your life than fentanyl
dota more like faga
>the fossilized corpse of Jamie Benn is a PPG player in 2025Kneel zoomers
>>152290455based
>>152290460like that, but not designed that well
For me, it was mondo coolers
>>152290460
>>152290460not exactly. It definitely was not foil, and it wasn't designed to be able to stand upright on its own, which is also partly why they made us bring cups.
>>152290492>Canadian engineering Very, very disappointing for people who use beavers as icons
>>152290511>us bring cups.Yes.. we always do
Wait a minute, today isn't Thursday?
>>152290492a gruesome depiction of the crime committed that easter evening
>>152290531It's Woden'sday
>>152290463Not true, after I quit I played ability draft only, never with anyone I knew for a year and it was fine. Wouldn't be able to come back to it now though, they added too many fucking heroes
>all those empty seats in MontrealC'est fini...
I used to always poke holes in the bags of milk at the grocery store
>>152290573>et le peepee can't a man go weewee without being j'accuse???
>>152290573you a grocery store terrorist
>>152290463dota is easy to quit I've done it at least ten times
>>152290572apparently these seats are super expensive all included so the owners just go downstairs to eat and drink
>>152290572see>>152290584
if this stars commentator says "down a pint" one more fuckin' time, i'm gonna lose it.
>>152290573Macdonald triad (Canada's Version)
My penguins (:
>>152290444
>>152290614I've being downing pints all night haha lol am I right chat
>>152290492>>152290530little squirts for me
>Sportsnet in charge of having good audio
having an italian ice our Sennies play tomorrow
>>152290638>>152290638>>152290638
>>152290422The Sabres can't be accounted for with regard to comparison. The team is a PTSD nightmare
>buffalel
>>152290647Evelyn, I'm not coming home tonight!
>>152290665Raped retard
cmon habbies score a fawkin buuuuuu
>>152290699Time behind bars isn't doing him any good
>>152290699What's going on with good ol' Higgins anyway?
>>152290719weight loss and abstaining from intoxicating substances
>mfw my dad yells at me for watching the Sabres
un GROS peepee
ETLABUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>jest
et le buuut! slafkovsky!
SLAF BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
it is belt to ass tonight
MOOOOOOOOSE
>>152290665
>>152290776>>152290776>>152290776
why does everyone on reddit refer to their wives/ girlfriends as their “partners?” I understand most of that website is riddled with faggots
>The Stars can lose to the Rangers>But they can also beat the shit out of the Devilswait... how fucking bad are the Devils?
>>152290747do bedard and caulfield know each other?
>>152290797I say this as a devils fan they’re terrible don’t let the record fool you this team is one of the very worst in the league they’re extremely soft both physically and mentally
>>152290798Yea they meet up every month at the short mans club
Calisse
>>152290795>wives/ girlfriends>faggotsanon...
>>152290797Stars always shit the bed at MSG
>>152290795wags and habs only
>>152290815he means even the straight ones use that term, as if they’re faggots. Faggot enabling= faggotry/cuckholdery
habs fans are on the right side of history
My Flysies!
Wow
>>152290838no. anon. no.
et le buUuUuUt, kapanen!
>>152290843hapas are on the right side of history. HH! (Heil Hapas!)
KAPPY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>152290795That's been a thing for years, especially outside the US. It's pretty much universal here unless it's relevant to specify. Nobody thinks 'must be a gay thing' except weird obsessed Americans.
Wow Jets really are ass
>>152290855shit, i had hopes for that pilot before the fireball...
kapanen is winning the calder (screencap this)
that's a pass
>>152290874He's prolly fine, just brush the ash off him and put him in line for the next sortie
i hate how jason robertson's face looks
>>152290797the mike sullivan revolution. Hey man some revolutions are boring the syrian rebels only won because everyone like mysteriously quit (?)
>>152290886i think her face is very pretty
>>152290463retard
>>152290810cute :3
>>152290902ranked by hockey cultureUSSRUSANazi GermanyUKJapan
>>152290902USA, but I would make FDR disappear and have new guy align with Japan/Germany. Pretty much every one of my HOI4 playthroughs...
dahlin did nothing wrong. zegras is just a skinny weak zoomer
>>152290926based except team up with Germany and get rid of the USSR and Japan governments. Make them lebensraum
>scoreless draw in Boise, ID
>>152290902France
>>152290920https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudi_BallHey, he made it out okay. There must have been some fat gauleiter or whatever who knew puck and liked him
>>152290795Fags say partners. Real people say wife
>>152290960cucks
>raped bitch in Boise, ID
>scorefull draw in Quebec
>>152290970allez lions
>2 shit teams tied at 2 after 2
'eads
>>152291007Raped retard
>>152291026
i've gotten 2 shutouts 2 nights in a row now in fantasy and received nothing for them. i don't understand this scoring system.
Get rid of the raped faggot
>>152291044wheres wolf?
>>152291105bedard? he's their 1C, though...
>raped faggot in /hoc/
Otter shutout
>>152291120Bedard is a power bottom. There will be no raping unless he corners a hapless young top.
Some people in this thread think they arent the problem, when they are in fact the problem
>stars win >*crickets* Fucking thought so
>>152291105Naw he makes you seethe so he can stay
>>152291166I have 4 of them in fantasy, so that is win for me.
>>152291171Which 4?
>>152291166Turns out nobody but you cares about those frauds
>>1522911781C2C2D1G
>>152291182>frauds>2 in the league with most players out due to injury You wish.
>Naw he makes you seethe so he can stay
amazing how a team like the mammoth really never become relevant if jews dont want them to.
>>152291142imagine him sneering at you with that bratty pout as he rides your cock in a public stall
I'm sorry Canadian bros, but from what I've seen, the Stars have been impressing me the most. I like what this teams got.Robertson is also a very good player, imo.
>>152291142 This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the otherend of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the Downlow, this nigga be a TolletTrader, this nigga gardens Uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them’… if you catch my drift.
>>152291251they're playing a metro team
>>152291256a hockey player
>>152291256right on, bedsy
>>152291256When the rivalry is heated
>lame buttson
>>152291256Your drift is just a little bit lavender, m8
>>152291261their sexual preference has NOTHING to do with this...
>>152291312Weird that's close to the /sp/ color
>>152291312sassy
>>152291312Islanders coded
quelle arrêt!
>>152291385Good morning Yamato-san
>>152291312is this a gaddafi's libya kind of situation
Kippers
>>152291401
>>152291385Every time you post an avalanche statistic you inadvertently prove how good Dallas is this year.
I simply won't allow the alphabet community to coopt the color indigo
mike ricci has a big nose...
My Debbie’s ):
>>152291401The 'actual' gay flag, which is to say the one used when the rainbow is busy, is a blue-green spectrum, or Sharks coded.
>the city of Tucson
>>152291414Hang the banner
zoomers dont know who gaddafi is
Nice delayed games Gary, drop the goddamn puck before I have to go
all summer i told you lot my flames were the most elite tankers in the west and none of you believed meapologise
>>152291420italians mentioned
>>152291430grim stuff
>>152291429It’s not just cucking the Avs it’s the ability to live rent free and tarnish their accomplishments by doing basically just as well on extremely hard mode. Avs are the biggest frauds in the league and their players have tiny little pig eyes that can’t see the puck.
>laffs
>cold coffee
WSH's coach looks like he could beat the shit out of the other 31.
[Gaddafi's failson Saadi] made only one substitute appearance against Juventus for Perugia[15] before failing a drug test, due to presence in his system of the illegal substance Nandrolone.[16] An article in la Repubblica said that "Even at twice his current speed he would still be twice as slow as slow itself."[17]
>>152291448gaydaffi more like haha
bilka playing now
>>152291448He was fine until he got into the Grateful Dead or whatever... when he started wearing dresses, it was over
>>152291467
>>152291422The lost to my bullies
>>152291451
gadafi was a lifelong coyotes supporter and look at him now
What is Dylan bubbling about now?
>>152291493
qt's
Philly and Buffalo should both get fined $10 million for intentional delay. How the fuck does 60 minutes of hockey become 3 hours of broadcast time.
>>152291516Would all of them but Casey O'Brien in particular
>>152291471i saw some girl wearing that ts shirt the other day but i thought it was something to do with taylor swift not a ladypuck team
>>152291516>still without a single victory this season
>>152291547unlike bud
>>152291490>look at what these guys did while I watched and clapped!!! YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!kwasoftpusy
Made THEE best dinner tonight. Parmesan crusted chicken breast with a creamy garlic sauce on a bed of angel hair pasta tossed with a light basil pesto sauce. I’m no Gordon Ramsey but I’m pretty impressed with myself.
>hasb can't put down the >jest in regulationGrim
>>152291556
>>152291568>bitching about Gary Timeloser
dommey mommy peyton levis
made some velveeta version of hamburger helper it was delicious slop
>>152291557we're all very impressed, Anon>good job
>>152291576>rook at what these guys did whire I watched and crapped!!! YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!kwasoftpusy
>>152291616Thank you!
>>152291557This is based bro. I'm early on my cooking journey, but hope to join your ranks.
jest should've of drafted jarvis
>>152291615We're semi-impressed, anon, mediocre crap, but hey, the kids'll eat it, right?
>>152291634based jarvy
just shoot the god damned puck
this overtime looks like you took 6 dudes that had one skate lesson and put them on the ice
SHOOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shooooooooooooot
>the city of Anaheim
matheson's 3rd fucking stick break
shit, glad i benched askarov tonight kek
my sharkies :(
>a Gary Out in gay Quebec weewee
ez 1 pointdoes the west even try?
a grown man named sonny
>>152291685damn this guy's extinct twice
>>152291700jump scare pic wtf
>>152291716>burger filled thread>you relaxed
Habsbros we did it we barely beat the struggling Jets
xxx/3 sad!
DOBES MY BOY
Most obvious tripping I've ever seen but of course it's not called because it's against my duckies
>>152291700when dd pernell re-sign with MTL?
ayo
quackers need dostal back soon...
What the fuck
my mammies
Shit, guess I better stop trying to trade askarov kek
>switch to sharkies>get a shorty scored on them immediatelykwab never change faggots
>>152291783Its not even hussos fault. 2 one 1 and 2 on 0 on the 2 goals. Defense sucks and its been a consisten problem not matter who's in net
klingberg time to hang em up buddy
shorkssisters i don't think anyone is going to trade for klingberg :\
>>152291813there is only so much he can do when his dmen are getting around with walkers
>shorks
>>152291831My Wilds would...3 years ago...
Sorry Shark-bros, this is what happens when you play a real East Coast team, not the tooty-fruity opponents you are used to out West.
Holy shit, the sharks fucking suck, lmao.
The future is NOT teal.
>>152291669>>152291685>>152291698Thoughts on rape?
knights play friday
>>152291890Nor is it orange. Fuck this is grim.
>>152291895Ass Rape isn't ice hockey related, no matter how much you want it to be, Budley Stevenson Jr
the future is sky blue
Mack is going to be administering a lot of educational spankings tonight.
Shorkbros... tonight might be one of those set backs
Seattle ladies might be a shit hockey squad, but their unis are tightprecisely what a Team Blue should look like >actually, they look a bit like San Jose
>>152291814It wasn't just any normal short handed goal either. A behind the back pass, through the defender's legs for a short handed
>>152292027necessary to avoid the playoffs
>>152292027>>152292052we're rebuilding
why is trb still up
Finally Ovi taught these west coast kids a lesson.
>>152292079Unironically. The team has been carried entirely by Celebrini and Askarov's good days. Half of them still need to be flushed out and replaced with draft magic and development time.
>>152292082Theodore Blinkingsky Guyovich is protecting your freedoms, lad hard at work defeating evil and such... terrorism...
>>152292128teach them kiwi brosi'm fatigued arguing with these idiots
>>152292159>kiwithem's fightin words
>>152292181just deal with themill send you snow
>>152292144Raped retard
First snow day since may yesterday. We're supposed to get some tomorrow too.
>trb responds to being called trbLmao what a pathetic excuse of a man he is just shows how deprived of social interaction he iskwarb
Husso's mask is very clever
>>152292218We get snow! In one region. Would be nice to have some this time of year though.
>>152292300checked
