Elite QBs Edition
Drake Maye
>>152291173
feces love feces hurts
>>152291173Hurts donut
>>152291193Caleb's boyfriend
>>152291173Best QB room in the NFL
>>152291206Who are Titans drafting with the first overall pick again?
>Chiefs into ur thread
well?
>>152291220Drake is married to a stay at home white woman.
Performative thread
>>152291219I can't believe Patullo made him do that
>>152291220Ya seethe
>>152291173Which NFL player would be the most deranged, unhinged bussyposter?
are they retarded? dude ain't a franchise QB
>>152291232>Getting BTFO by Dook Poopsock
>>152291244Why would I seethe about GODleb topping Drake?
>>152291244they literally have a relationship
>>152291227This bussy
>>152291252Amon Ra St. Brown
>>152291239>nick wrong
>>152291240The perfect beard
Are you a ball knower?
>>152291254Isn’t there someone else you forgot to give credit?
>>152291241My sisters called me performative because I like to drive into the forest, park somewhere and read a book. Bitch, it's not like I'm taking pictures of it and posting them online like girls do. They literally bought an espresso machine just so they can take pictures of the stupid setup for Instagram. What's the point of wasting all that money for an espresso machine when you're just going to mix it with goy corn syrup? Should have just stayed with the shitty Nespresso machine
>>152291267>>152291262This is cute
>>152291239Hate this faggot and his midwit takes
>>152291303>taking a woman’s opinion seriously
>>152291239>Now or literally neverI been said
>>152291306you're cute :3
>>152291303"Performative" is just the new pejorative for people who have hobbies and are interesting used by NPCs
why would aaron rather spend his birthday with teammates instead of with his fiancee(wife?)?
Drake's hands found Caleb's hips, his fingers digging into the hard muscle there. He pulled him flush against him, the rough fabric of his own uniform a stark contrast to Caleb's bare, damp skin. The world shrank to this small space, to the feel of Caleb's body against his, the taste of his mouth, the low sound he made in the back of his throat as Drake kissed him back with a desperate, hungry need.Caleb walked them backward until Drake was pressed against the cold metal of a locker. The shock of it made him gasp, and Caleb took the opportunity to trail his lips along Drake's jawline, down the column of his throat. He nipped at the sensitive skin where Drake's pulse hammered wildly, a possessive, branding bite that made Drake's head fall back against the locker with a thud."Look at me," Caleb commanded, his voice a low growl against Drake's ear.Drake forced his eyes open. Caleb's were dark, burning with a fire that had nothing to do with the stadium lights. He saw the reflection of his own face—flushed, lips swollen, eyes wide with a mixture of shock and want—in Caleb's pupils."This is mine tonight," Caleb murmured, his hand sliding down Drake's chest, his fingers tracing the outline of the Patriots logo. "The loss. the win. All of it."
If you took a massive shit into a bag, then went can threw it on the field during a game I know you would probably get banned from the stadium (notoriously easy to bypass) but would you be arrested by the police?
>>152291365I would snitch on you
The Chiefs made the Super Bowl in back to back seasons that were supposed to be down years. That's a testament to how great the combination of Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid, and Steve Spagnuolo is. It's also an indictment on the rest of the AFC. Imagine being the Bills and the Ravens and still not being able to go in for the kill on Kansas City while it was at its lowest point, that has to be fucking demoralizing. At this point, the only non fraud QBs at least in the AFC are Mahomes and Joe Burrow and Burrow is about to miss the playoffs for the 3rd straight season. The Chiefs are seriously unmatched in this fucking conference and now are starting to get their offensive mojo back so it's really about to be over for the conference now. The neutral fan in me wants to see someone else rise up to give the Chiefs a challenge since Baltimore and Buffalo have consistently dropped the ball and the Bengals are wasting Joe Burrow's prime, plus he's made of glass. The team in the AFC I see now is surprisingly the Colts. That offense of Indy looks legit and Daniel Jones is looking like another great reclamation project so I'll be rooting for them and if they somehow do indeed do it and beat the Chiefs, I will actually applaud them for doing what Buffalo and Baltimore couldn't ever do. Lets get back to Patrick Mahomes though. This man is an all time great Quarterback already. He already has 17 fucking playoff wins, that's 2nd most all time and he's only in his 8th season of being the starting QB for the Chiefs, that's the embodiment of greatness and he's already a 1st ballot Hall of Famer. Do you guys realize how fucking amazing that is? Out of all the QBs to play in the Super Bowl era, he's already rapidly approaching the status of 2nd greatest of all time. Now when I say stuff like this, usually people bombard me with posts about Brady, but I think Tom Brady is the GOAT. I don't think Tom Brady ever be surpassed. But can't we appreciate what Mahomes is doing?
>>152291327Post bussy
>>152291371How would you know it was me?
>>152291365absolutely. they might even hit you with terrorism charges to make an example of you
>>152291232hey hows it -ACK!!!
>>152291253Picking up the 5th year option is a low risk move, and the weird thing is that you have to pick it up a year before it takes effect.
tonight we are ALL Bills fans #inthistogether #haveityourway
packers failed to outscore a kevin patullo offense (at lambeau in prime time btw)
>>152291295>Chiefies complaining about reffiesGet fucking real lmao
>>152291389Terrorism? For fecal flinging?
>>152291303>drives out of his way into the woods just to read a book so he can tell 4chan about it laterpretty performative post desu-kun. nothing wrong with expressing your love for quality coffee either
Didn't read, Schizo
Mahomes isn't losing another game. Where going 11-6 and will somehow get the one seed after the rest of the league chokes to each other. Mahomes is in another league than everyone else still playing. He's super close to surpassing Brady and it will happen sooner or later. Mark words
>>152291426Read this bussy
>>152291383I wouldn't, I would just blame you out of spite for having to hear your disgusting New Zealand accent the entire game.
>>152291303>>152291331>getting butthurt at women's bants
>>152291411>N-no you can’t play that card, only I can!!!lmao
>>152291268sun god probably shitposts on a dozen boards
>>152291358youth rivals to lovers is just the best
>>152291443L
>>152291303you sound like a homo, are your sisters hot?
>>152291295 Oh yeah Pickens and Lamb too
>>152291390how the fuck did Tennessee make it to an AFCCG
>>152291390If they’re going to tip toe on the goal line like that, you gotta knock the shit out of them, as legally as possible
>>152290955I understand what you’re saying, but everybody gets cucked by dumb calls. I watched a similar play on Sunday get called a no catch (it was on Redzone so I don’t remember the team). I saw a WR at Oregon clearly catch the ball against his helmet David Tyree style Saturday against Washington and they called it incomplete despite the ball not moving when he hit the ground. A “catch” is whatever the reffies want it to be. Calvin Johnson caught that TD btw.
Why should a QB know how to rush? Isn't that what the running back is for?
damn, i hope he finds the person responsible for fucking up the giants
>>152291416yes. they'll toss that charge in there when someone spits at a cop just to make their life harder
>>152291483Cool it with the racism.
>>152291470I'm still confused why no one has done it the mahomes yet
>>152291483It adds another dimension to your running game, which is absolutely beneficial. It's not necessary but it makes the offense more potent. Lamar was basically a one man rushing attack in for a few years, which gave defenses fits.
>wait for 3 hours in the snow to get one (1) free hotdog why? you can buy an 8 pack of franks and buns for like $6
>>152291504Broncos kinda did it last game.
>>152291504Because he’s the size of Travis Kelce and hits hard himself
>>152291513forgot my pic
It doesn't matter that mahomes is missing the playoffs due to ref interference. He's only lost by a feild goal in every loss. That's how good he is. Brady spent ten years missing owls and lossing to nobodies while mahomes is on the entire nfls death list to not make the playoffs. I'm ok with it since its just giving mahomes and us a better draft pick for more OL or a HOF runningback. And we'll have a easir spceuele than last year so we'll get the one seed. You lose either way when you bet again mahomes and the chiefs. Dynasties don't yet fall with one season.
>>152291504Because Mahomes is really elusive and can dodge defenders
>>152291469upset baltimore in the divisional round during lamar's mvp season
>>152291469Mike Vrabel
>>152291487they should hire mccarthy
>>152291173I am sexually attracted to men.
>>152291487Carter is a fucking bum
i get literal butterflies in my stomach when i see pictures of jenny pretty sure its something pathological
>>152291549Go chiefs!
>>152291554stop eating bugs retard
When is Bud Light going to sponsor a statue of Cooper Dejean picking off Mahomes for a touchdown?
>>152291551Yea he did nothing against notre dame his eye test was shit
>>152291551>pedo state playersnever ever
he deserves another shot at HC
>>152291358
>>152291581No he doesn't, and you deserve corrective rape for suggesting he does.
>>152291565
>menthol smoking qbs
>>152291469That's when they had Mariota, right?
>>152291597based alchemist
The grand MLS final is this Saturday I hope to see you all there.
>>152291530You have bad reading comprehension. I'm saying at age 29 Mahomes is ahead in EVERY category meaning he's currently has the title of best start to a career.-Jayden got to the NFCCG championship in his rookies season so he held the title.-Kurt Warner won the Superbowl AND MVP in his first season as a starter so he overtook Jayden.-Brady won 3 rings which put him ahead.-Mahomes won 3 Superbowl MVPs and 2 league MVPs which gives him the title of best start to a career. He has to win a 4th ring before age 33 to maintain this title since that's the age Montana won his 4th.
>>152291574they ain't doing so hot
>>152291589Caleb, you need to stop suggesting people be raped for the slightest follies
>>152291581I'm sure my berds will hire him or think about it
>>152291629>*rhythmic slapping intensifies*
>>152291589he's literally a super bowl winning head coach and beat the GOAT with a backup QB
Mike Tomlin: Is he a great coach that needs a change of scenery or an overrated bum that the game has passed by? Would you want him to coach your team?
>>152291646Tomlin to the Raiders would be AFCW kino
>>152291646Inherited a superbowl level team and underrated HOF tier qb. He’s shit
Reffiebros, we're gonna need a good game tomorrow. A lot of disappointment and seethe. I hope our guys are ready for the task, it ain't easy
>>152291646i want him to coach all my rivals' teams
>>152291646>Harbaugh and Tomlin might be the HC of a new team next year Welp...
>>152291646the game has passed him by long ago. i don't think he really cares anymore and is just going through the motions
>>152291682dont worry, we we've been training all week and are ready to go.
>>152291713you don't know ball
>>152291566Act like you’ve been there before incel
>>152291726pass deez nuts lmao
>>152291726Lets see him against a team with a good offense that doesn't go 3 and out 4 times in a row so that the defense isn't tired as fuck while the pats are up 21-0
