Elite QBs Edition
Drake Maye
>>152291173
feces love feces hurts
>>152291173Hurts donut
>>152291193Caleb's boyfriend
>>152291173Best QB room in the NFL
>>152291206Who are Titans drafting with the first overall pick again?
>Chiefs into ur thread
well?
>>152291220Drake is married to a stay at home white woman.
Performative thread
>>152291219I can't believe Patullo made him do that
>>152291220Ya seethe
>>152291173Which NFL player would be the most deranged, unhinged bussyposter?
are they retarded? dude ain't a franchise QB
>>152291232>Getting BTFO by Dook Poopsock
>>152291244Why would I seethe about GODleb topping Drake?
>>152291244they literally have a relationship
>>152291227This bussy
>>152291252Amon Ra St. Brown
>>152291239>nick wrong
>>152291240The perfect beard
Are you a ball knower?
>>152291254Isn’t there someone else you forgot to give credit?
>>152291241My sisters called me performative because I like to drive into the forest, park somewhere and read a book. Bitch, it's not like I'm taking pictures of it and posting them online like girls do. They literally bought an espresso machine just so they can take pictures of the stupid setup for Instagram. What's the point of wasting all that money for an espresso machine when you're just going to mix it with goy corn syrup? Should have just stayed with the shitty Nespresso machine
>>152291267>>152291262This is cute
>>152291239Hate this faggot and his midwit takes
>>152291303>taking a woman’s opinion seriously
>>152291239>Now or literally neverI been said
>>152291306you're cute :3
>>152291303"Performative" is just the new pejorative for people who have hobbies and are interesting used by NPCs
why would aaron rather spend his birthday with teammates instead of with his fiancee(wife?)?
Drake's hands found Caleb's hips, his fingers digging into the hard muscle there. He pulled him flush against him, the rough fabric of his own uniform a stark contrast to Caleb's bare, damp skin. The world shrank to this small space, to the feel of Caleb's body against his, the taste of his mouth, the low sound he made in the back of his throat as Drake kissed him back with a desperate, hungry need.Caleb walked them backward until Drake was pressed against the cold metal of a locker. The shock of it made him gasp, and Caleb took the opportunity to trail his lips along Drake's jawline, down the column of his throat. He nipped at the sensitive skin where Drake's pulse hammered wildly, a possessive, branding bite that made Drake's head fall back against the locker with a thud."Look at me," Caleb commanded, his voice a low growl against Drake's ear.Drake forced his eyes open. Caleb's were dark, burning with a fire that had nothing to do with the stadium lights. He saw the reflection of his own face—flushed, lips swollen, eyes wide with a mixture of shock and want—in Caleb's pupils."This is mine tonight," Caleb murmured, his hand sliding down Drake's chest, his fingers tracing the outline of the Patriots logo. "The loss. the win. All of it."
If you took a massive shit into a bag, then went can threw it on the field during a game I know you would probably get banned from the stadium (notoriously easy to bypass) but would you be arrested by the police?
>>152291365I would snitch on you
The Chiefs made the Super Bowl in back to back seasons that were supposed to be down years. That's a testament to how great the combination of Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid, and Steve Spagnuolo is. It's also an indictment on the rest of the AFC. Imagine being the Bills and the Ravens and still not being able to go in for the kill on Kansas City while it was at its lowest point, that has to be fucking demoralizing. At this point, the only non fraud QBs at least in the AFC are Mahomes and Joe Burrow and Burrow is about to miss the playoffs for the 3rd straight season. The Chiefs are seriously unmatched in this fucking conference and now are starting to get their offensive mojo back so it's really about to be over for the conference now. The neutral fan in me wants to see someone else rise up to give the Chiefs a challenge since Baltimore and Buffalo have consistently dropped the ball and the Bengals are wasting Joe Burrow's prime, plus he's made of glass. The team in the AFC I see now is surprisingly the Colts. That offense of Indy looks legit and Daniel Jones is looking like another great reclamation project so I'll be rooting for them and if they somehow do indeed do it and beat the Chiefs, I will actually applaud them for doing what Buffalo and Baltimore couldn't ever do. Lets get back to Patrick Mahomes though. This man is an all time great Quarterback already. He already has 17 fucking playoff wins, that's 2nd most all time and he's only in his 8th season of being the starting QB for the Chiefs, that's the embodiment of greatness and he's already a 1st ballot Hall of Famer. Do you guys realize how fucking amazing that is? Out of all the QBs to play in the Super Bowl era, he's already rapidly approaching the status of 2nd greatest of all time. Now when I say stuff like this, usually people bombard me with posts about Brady, but I think Tom Brady is the GOAT. I don't think Tom Brady ever be surpassed. But can't we appreciate what Mahomes is doing?
>>152291327Post bussy
>>152291371How would you know it was me?
>>152291365absolutely. they might even hit you with terrorism charges to make an example of you
>>152291232hey hows it -ACK!!!
>>152291253Picking up the 5th year option is a low risk move, and the weird thing is that you have to pick it up a year before it takes effect.
tonight we are ALL Bills fans #inthistogether #haveityourway
packers failed to outscore a kevin patullo offense (at lambeau in prime time btw)
>>152291295>Chiefies complaining about reffiesGet fucking real lmao
>>152291389Terrorism? For fecal flinging?
>>152291303>drives out of his way into the woods just to read a book so he can tell 4chan about it laterpretty performative post desu-kun. nothing wrong with expressing your love for quality coffee either
Didn't read, Schizo
Mahomes isn't losing another game. Where going 11-6 and will somehow get the one seed after the rest of the league chokes to each other. Mahomes is in another league than everyone else still playing. He's super close to surpassing Brady and it will happen sooner or later. Mark words
>>152291426Read this bussy
>>152291383I wouldn't, I would just blame you out of spite for having to hear your disgusting New Zealand accent the entire game.
>>152291303>>152291331>getting butthurt at women's bants
>>152291411>N-no you can’t play that card, only I can!!!lmao
>>152291268sun god probably shitposts on a dozen boards
>>152291358youth rivals to lovers is just the best
>>152291443L
>>152291303you sound like a homo, are your sisters hot?
>>152291295 Oh yeah Pickens and Lamb too
>>152291390how the fuck did Tennessee make it to an AFCCG
>>152291390If they’re going to tip toe on the goal line like that, you gotta knock the shit out of them, as legally as possible
>>152290955I understand what you’re saying, but everybody gets cucked by dumb calls. I watched a similar play on Sunday get called a no catch (it was on Redzone so I don’t remember the team). I saw a WR at Oregon clearly catch the ball against his helmet David Tyree style Saturday against Washington and they called it incomplete despite the ball not moving when he hit the ground. A “catch” is whatever the reffies want it to be. Calvin Johnson caught that TD btw.
Why should a QB know how to rush? Isn't that what the running back is for?
damn, i hope he finds the person responsible for fucking up the giants
>>152291416yes. they'll toss that charge in there when someone spits at a cop just to make their life harder
>>152291483Cool it with the racism.
>>152291470I'm still confused why no one has done it the mahomes yet
>>152291483It adds another dimension to your running game, which is absolutely beneficial. It's not necessary but it makes the offense more potent. Lamar was basically a one man rushing attack in for a few years, which gave defenses fits.
>wait for 3 hours in the snow to get one (1) free hotdog why? you can buy an 8 pack of franks and buns for like $6
>>152291504Broncos kinda did it last game.
>>152291504Because he’s the size of Travis Kelce and hits hard himself
>>152291513forgot my pic
It doesn't matter that mahomes is missing the playoffs due to ref interference. He's only lost by a feild goal in every loss. That's how good he is. Brady spent ten years missing owls and lossing to nobodies while mahomes is on the entire nfls death list to not make the playoffs. I'm ok with it since its just giving mahomes and us a better draft pick for more OL or a HOF runningback. And we'll have a easir spceuele than last year so we'll get the one seed. You lose either way when you bet again mahomes and the chiefs. Dynasties don't yet fall with one season.
>>152291504Because Mahomes is really elusive and can dodge defenders
>>152291469upset baltimore in the divisional round during lamar's mvp season
>>152291469Mike Vrabel
>>152291487they should hire mccarthy
>>152291173I am sexually attracted to men.
>>152291487Carter is a fucking bum
i get literal butterflies in my stomach when i see pictures of jenny pretty sure its something pathological
>>152291549Go chiefs!
>>152291554stop eating bugs retard
When is Bud Light going to sponsor a statue of Cooper Dejean picking off Mahomes for a touchdown?
>>152291551Yea he did nothing against notre dame his eye test was shit
>>152291551>pedo state playersnever ever
he deserves another shot at HC
>>152291358
>>152291581No he doesn't, and you deserve corrective rape for suggesting he does.
>>152291565
>menthol smoking qbs
>>152291469That's when they had Mariota, right?
>>152291597based alchemist
The grand MLS final is this Saturday I hope to see you all there.
>>152291530You have bad reading comprehension. I'm saying at age 29 Mahomes is ahead in EVERY category meaning he's currently has the title of best start to a career.-Jayden got to the NFCCG championship in his rookies season so he held the title.-Kurt Warner won the Superbowl AND MVP in his first season as a starter so he overtook Jayden.-Brady won 3 rings which put him ahead.-Mahomes won 3 Superbowl MVPs and 2 league MVPs which gives him the title of best start to a career. He has to win a 4th ring before age 33 to maintain this title since that's the age Montana won his 4th.
>>152291574they ain't doing so hot
>>152291589Caleb, you need to stop suggesting people be raped for the slightest follies
>>152291581I'm sure my berds will hire him or think about it
>>152291629>*rhythmic slapping intensifies*
>>152291589he's literally a super bowl winning head coach and beat the GOAT with a backup QB
Mike Tomlin: Is he a great coach that needs a change of scenery or an overrated bum that the game has passed by? Would you want him to coach your team?
>>152291646Tomlin to the Raiders would be AFCW kino
>>152291646Inherited a superbowl level team and underrated HOF tier qb. He’s shit
Reffiebros, we're gonna need a good game tomorrow. A lot of disappointment and seethe. I hope our guys are ready for the task, it ain't easy
>>152291646i want him to coach all my rivals' teams
>>152291646>Harbaugh and Tomlin might be the HC of a new team next year Welp...
>>152291646the game has passed him by long ago. i don't think he really cares anymore and is just going through the motions
>>152291682dont worry, we we've been training all week and are ready to go.
>>152291713you don't know ball
>>152291566Act like you’ve been there before incel
>>152291726pass deez nuts lmao
>>152291726Lets see him against a team with a good offense that doesn't go 3 and out 4 times in a row so that the defense isn't tired as fuck while the pats are up 21-0
>>152291726you don't know ballz *unzips sack*
>>152291646Please take him Cardinals.
>>152291646I think he's a good coach, he's just incapable of getting the offense right because he hasn't drafted a QB and he keeps hiring bad OCs. He's definitely not shit considering he keeps winning 9-10 games with teams that should honestly win 5-6 games.
before this year I thought tyrod taylor was that one matthew mcconaughey movie
>>152291726The browns were so bad that myles garret sacked gaye 6 times and they still lost. Patriots are shit bragging about heeming retards like the corpse of the giants
behold
Drake Maye got em seething kek
>>152291646i bet >my falcons hire him because le jigaboo coach
>>152291549who isn't
>>152291796Falcons are getting Daboll
>>152291793Bears fans really do be like that
kissing and holding jenny because its super cold outside
hateusanusetcetc
>>152291792>Detoilet>Playoffs
>>152291805>arthur "oy gevalt, black lives matter" blank>hiring a huwite head coach in his senile years
da bears
>>152291792You really think the Bears can't win a couple more games?
>>152291793ancient meme
>>152291792>Shoulda never let us niggas in
>>152291816>Deshaun Watson>still in the league>Not #1 on this listwe have to do better football fans...
>>152291816nobody hates jalen, we just hate the people that keep saying he's a top 5 QB
As a Chiefs fan it's literally never been more over....I mean Mitchell Schwartz is questioning their moves... Mitch Schwartz, he is THE Chiefs offensive line guyI know Reid said Tickle some Tonsils but THIS?!
>>152291792>Honey, it’s time for your annual Bills vs Steelers humiliation ritual!!
>>152291841Jalen is the avatar for the current day Eagles, which gets hated entirely cause of the Tush Pushso it makes sense in that regards.
>>152291846Mahomes finna boutta see some Ghosts /spee/
>>152291816Nobody even knows who juju and Jalen Ramsey are
>>152291825I mean they'll beat the brownsbut Lions absolutely dumpstered them early in the season, I think GB has their number, and the 49ers are dark necromancerseven if GB drops one game vs them, Bears lose on tiebreaker to get incupcake schedules over boys
what the FUCK is his problem?
>>152291841>>152291852He does carry himself like an annoyingly uppity negro, similar to Kamaru Usman. They’re both very performatively black and put on blaccent. In Jalen’s case it’s extra annoying because he’s not even good but talks and carries himself like the kang of the league
>>152291867haters have gotten fat and pathetic off of the Chiefs hate wagon.
>>152291848getting 9-8 is their superbowl
rodgers only on there because reddit seethe over the fauci ouchie
what was the first thing you ever put up your butt? For me it was a duster handle
>>152291886Kelce on that list only cause miggas seethed over phizer sooo.....
>>152291906hes on there because he brought the swifty cancer+hes a wigger very different, but thanks for reminding me that bum is peak goycattle and will be forgotten the second he retires like his fat retarded neckbeard brother was
>>152291919nah, ya'll miggas seethed at kelce before he even gifted taytay a friendship bracelet
>>152291919How is Jason Kelce forgotten? He’s in every commercial. Have sex
>>152291543I agree
>>152291932i dont see commercials because im not a retarded boomer watching cable in 2025
>>152291846maybe cause Jaylon Moore is supposed to take Juan Taylor's RT job next year and with RG Trey Smith out they want to make sure one side isn't totally gaped all game
>>152291947So he’s only “forgotten” because you live under a rock, great insight. Post more. And have sex
New tweet exposé on Joey B came out...
>>152291956Thank Gosh I didn't post random crap on my Facebook or Twitter when I was 14.
Realistically, how long until the Browns get sold and moved to a different city and change their stupid name?I think they should go with a horse name, those seem OP and there's already too many bird teams so definitely not another of those.
I'm getting angry. Stop talking bad about the Chiefs, NOW!
>>152291635How do you think Ben Johnson got the Bears balling like this?
what the fuck have the giants been doing for the last fucking decade?
>>152291994Browns will never be sold or relocate. Look into the history of the team and Paul Brown (where the name comes from)
This era of Rams football is closing soon, but I don't take for granted how nice it's been. Overall, they've been fantastic since returning to LA.
>>152291825>>152291869seriously look at this schedule, their prey is already dead most timesthey've beaten a winning team twice, and the Eagles are too bizarre to be classified
>>152292010locking in the tie
>>152291999This
>>152292020Packers haven't beaten anyone better
the goalposts just keep on moving
What is the political and social implications going to be with these leagues and corporations looking to hand all these blacks multi millions of dollars?
>>152292067they've had an easy-ish schedule as well, but I'm telling you, with zero dog in this fight, that the Packers play like the superior team
>>152292084Ask your sister yt
That would be so crazy if an 11-6 Chiefs team that everyone wrote off by the playoffs went on to win the super bowl haha good thing nothing like that ever happens haha
>>152292104>with zero dog in this fight >Packers play like the the superior teamDesperate fudgepacker cope lmfao.
>>152292017>This era of Rams football is closing soonwhy?
>>152291244/nfl/ should be happy Caleb has no accuracy or else this genny would not be handling top 5 QB Caleb well.
>>152291952this goycattle ass unc watches cable commercials lmfaooo dont you have a childrens track exhibition to catch on espn 3 bitchknees
>>152292124The refs have to be perfect to get them over the line. I don't know if Goodell is a good enough coach for this.
>>152292158old man Staffords on a year to year contract, hasn't confirmed 2026 yet
>”the bears will come crashing down to earth against the eagles on the road”>bears beat the eagles handedly>”well actually the eagles are too sporadic to count as a real win despite them holding the packers and lions to under 10 points each”do you faggots ever get tired of doing this shit?
>>152292124yeah its incredibly obvious thats where things are headed. theres even gonna be a comeback in the wild card round or something with tony homo going OOOO I DUNNO JIMMMM THIS MAHOMES GUY JUST MIGHT BE THE GREATEST OF ALL TIMEEE when the mutt does a 360 torpedo throw late in the 4th against the fucking jags or some shit
>hurr durr patti is wash-APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>152292141you'll see that I'm rightthe bears will not make the playoffs
>>152292203>yeah hes missed some throws
>>152292199We don’t do profile pictures here.
>>152292245Chat is this true
These league owners are concentrating wealth into one group that most of that group oppose them and a lot of them don't realize what they're doing goes beyond sports and entertainment
>>152292252Im asking grok
>>152292245
>>152291253I think that's the right move for the Panthers. Gives him more time to develop and you have your QB for a relatively cheap price. If he doesn't develop you move on, if he does then you have your guy.You have to pick up the option by year 3 so they have to make the decision after this year.
>>152292206dont run when detoilet loses to dem boyz tomorrow
>>152292245because drake is elite and is never playing from behind
>>152292269cowboys winning would only let them into the playoffs, while lions would fall outdoesn't help or hurt the bears too much
Its best left unsaid, huh?
