the darkest hours of the night
>>152294788>skating is a sportare you homosexuals?
Why can't this team fucking score? 3rd in the pacific and so fucking boring to watch
>>152294803Bend over and I'll show you
>>152294788>>152294788>>152294788
btw it's Germans building the arena in Milan
>>152294939>germansSo you mean Turks?
>>152294946wouldn't surprise me at this point desu
all natural
I work with some turkish bros they are cool. they are true frens and hate their durka durka government and they too are sick of their country being invaded by arab savages
>>152295127that's a man.
is mckenna not a bedard/celebrini level prospect? why is he falling in the draft in some lists?
>>152295307because he's not scoring a gorillion points for the medicine hat tigers like the rest of them do
ridiculous name for a city
>>152295350in b.c. we have a town called salmon armi remember my filipino coworker laughed his ass off when i told him
>>152295350you talking about ennis and butte?
And Gary Mason is a good friend of the Canucks owner. So if he's spouting off about Hughes, then that means he had the owner's consent. It's over.
>>152295694How did Vancouver ferment such a toxic locker room?
>>152295694Globe and mail journalists are the worst
>>152295749it all started when they traded horvat instead of miller
>>152295749pumpkin plasmosis
>>152295395pinoys are jolly
>>152295749the same way you ferment grapes to make wine
>>152295764actually it all started when the traded luongo for cory schneider
>>152295749it's always been a team of douchebags
imagine this but he's wearing a red wings jerseybecause that's going to be reality baby
>>152294788The entire Eastern Conference is Terrible. I know you'll say a functional eight-way tie for first, plus a functional deadlock in the bottom half, is "Just a sign we've finally got real parity!" But no. Everyone is shit. Every single team is having comically bad games and the only thing that distinguishes the "Good Teams" from the "Bad Teams" is the fact that the "Good Teams" have already had their brief hot streaks already.Only the Avs and Stars are actually any good this year, across the whole NHL. This has been a fucking dreadful year for Hockey so far.And I can't even convince my dad to go to any more games with me because he hasn't paid attention in like 30 years and he wants the players to constantly beat the shit out of each other to go 4 on 4 all game.
>>152295965There are 4-5 truly dogshit teams in the WC, which promotes the others to pile up points. In the EC, it's mostly mid, so nobody can run away.
>>152296237yeah but 24/32 teams are bad nowadays so
>>152296332Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>152296348only a 24/32 chance for this to be true!
It's over.
>>152296361i almost had a heart attack thinking that ep40 was sent down
>>152296361Why not C Elias Pettersson? >>152296371Should have been him! Boo, the Canucks stink because you ruined Ep40!
>>152296357No, it's 100% for your shit team.
>>152296378umm petey has ascended during his nuck tenure tho??
>>152296393You ruined him! You massacred my boy! He should have been mentored and micromanaged by the Sedins from the getgo, instead you let him feast, grow an ego and now he's just a bald guy who blocks shots and scores occasionally!
>>152296399he's the greatest 1c shotblocker of all time my fren
>>152296441they still suck
>>152296468Devils and Sens are not play off teams?Seattle are below the line but they have games in hand
Johnston has 48 more points than the second most productive player from the 2021 draft
>>152296424Your team is shit and run by a retard.
(づ ◕‿◕ )づhello hockeyfrensmy sweet skellefteå plays later todaygoing to be eating borgar dinner with familythe burgers being called "AIK mål" from maxburgersafter that me and family will be watching the hockeygame on the big TVthere's also going to be cinnamon buns and coffee, maybe some chocolatelooking forwards to all that very much :)may the best team win the hockey game \_ . _/
Samir queering off early.
>>152296520Moving the goal posts
>>152296522sounds comfy fren
>>152296552
>>152296546The league is really even now so teams can quickly fall off a play off spotOnly Calgary, Vancouver and Nashville are truly bad
moving the goalposts is a penalty
>>152296595
Yeah, a Samir melty can make for a long day.
>>152296625sir you are a FUCKING
The Samir melty is upon us.
Work trying to call me in again
>asskarov
The Samir melty is always accompanied by queering off.
>>152296689
And the Samir melty always comes with a flurry of samefagging.
>>152296734maybe you are just a really hate-able person, anonlike ryan kesler was, or alex burrows.
And Samir will whimper, after the queering off, samefagging et al.
gm>jests
But the cornerstone of the Samir melty is always queering off.
>>152296795will HBO try to get one last Ovi-Sid series to get hype for their series about notOvi and notSid being gay together?
>>152296441epic tweet
For Samir, queering off is life.
If xhe couldn't queer off, who knows what would become of Samir?
you WILL wear the helmet during warmup.
Frickin Jamie Benn just when you think he’s done he springs back to life
You smell that? Where could that foul stench be coming from?
So really, /hoc/ provides a therapeutic space for Samir, a place for xher to queer off.
>>152296964christ
>>152296982kill yourself trb
>>1522969820/10 gimmick possibly in the bottom 5 in /hoc/ of all time
>>152296964I think the leafs are only going up from here, eventually to the playoffs
>>152296982Retard
>>152297027what's your all time bottom 5
>>152296964>Edmonton Oilers?More like Edmonton Soilers>Vancouver Canucks?More like Vancouver Cucks>Los Angeles Kings? More like Los Angeles Queens>Columbus Blue Jackets?More like Ohio Straight Jackets>San Jose Sharks?More like San Jose Guppies>Seattle Kraken?More like Washington Inkers>Nashville Predators?More like Nashville Prey>Calgary Flames?More like Calgary Ashes >Philadelphia Flyers?More like Philadelphia Fallers >Montreal Canadiens?More like Montreal CanTnadiens>Toronto Maple Leafs?More like Toronto Maple Queefs>Buffalo Sabres More like Buffalo Wooden Swords
I'M ALWAYS ONE CARD SHORTALWAYS ONE DAY LATEFOR ONCE I'D LIKE AN ENDING I CAN CELEBRATESTACKED THE DECK MYSELF SO THERE'S NO ONE ELSE TO BLAMEI NEED JUST ONE MORE MOVEONE FINAL CHANCE TO PROOOOOOOVEI CAN WIN THIS GAME
>laffs
>>152296818Pongs are already falling off and Dumbass is gonna keep "retooling"
>>152297068JEN
just found out the NHL is completely rigged and basically a TV show... how the fuck is this legal
>When there′s nowhere else to run>Is there room for one more son?>One more son>If you can hold on>If you can hold on>hold on
I just feel sick to my stomach for Seguin. It’s gonna be like 100x harder for him to cheat on his wife now that’s stuck at home.
>>152296964Soilers are soiled
>>152297261matt welsh is proof that you can't get drafted as a goalie in the garyleague if you're under 6"
>>152296926lmao remember that one time during a warmup Nurse wasnt wearing a helmet and he shot the puck and it came back at him and hit him in the head. hilarious shit desu
I got something you can wack right here
>>152297326Gary should make any player born after 1999 wear a helmet at all times
>>152297292You miss him terribly huh?
>Panthers win the last 2 Stanley Cups>Might not even make it to the playoffs this yearWas their win streak just a fluke?
>>152296982Yes, with the queering off, samefagging, vpn, but mostly queering off, Samir makes it through xher daily melty.
What’s the magic number of points to qualify for playoffs this year? It’s gotta be higher than last year at this rate it’ll come right down to the wire but is it 90 or 95 or 98?
>>152297292NTA but cuckflare stopped me from phone posting all morning
>>152297393>Samir mentioned. I'm in. Raw.
>>152297394Leafs +9
>>152297390Trade Brad Marchand to Dallas.
The arena will be ready by the end of the year.Tests will occur in mid-January.
>>152297423lol lmao even
>>152297390Killing all the Finns before the Olympics is higher on Gary's list of priorties than the sunbelt.
>>152297390I want to see them miss for the memes. It’s ironic considering they were the clear favorites in September
>>152297423They better get their act together. I’m gonna be so pissed if Crosby misses the Olympics again
>>152297423Mamma mia we dont hava piano b
>>152297411I would take Marchand over Kadri one million times.
>THE OFFICIAL NHL DOGSHIT LISTThese teams are absolutely the stinkiest teams in the league.
>>152297443auto-translation from my browser
Names being tied to Dallas right now >Q Hughs (unlikely)>Kadri>Stamkos>marchessault>Andersson>Tuch>Coleman>Panarin It’s grim
>>152297411For what ? Just because Boston gave him away for nothing doesn't mean they should again
>>152297460The NHL should put these teams into a Stench Division, with only 1 eligible for the playoffs. Make them play only each other. The other teams would redo their schedules to only play each other, too.
>>152297465they're showing a photo that's over a month old though
>>152297430>Russia banned >Finland handicapped Gary is fixing the final to be another NA matchup to give his market a boost
>>152297423>>152297465How can one country be so incompetent?
>>152297519Why does Gary hate Finland so much?
>>152297460The sad part is that some of those teams will make playoffs
>>152297542A couple of finns made fun of his shaking and he never forgot
more like rudeland
>>152295694what did hughes do that they are menstruating over? Also, Ukraine flag in bio in year of our lord 2025?
>>152297570I heard he was teased in the sauna by some Finnish bulls t. Intern
>>152295945the redwings stuff is too reddit ukraine flag in the bio for me
>>152297558Who?
>>152295965the elimination of fighting has made the games boring, im sorry this triggers the numale but its true
>>152297542because he's based
>>152295945They could trade Larkin for him, but Ilitch is in love with Michigan players so he'd likely veto it.
>>152297586I think he basically said if his team continues to be ass then a trade is inevitable
>>152297610He's gone. But to who and for what?
>>152295694Finally Hughes can retire from hockey and go to the psych ward
Rick Westhead is a stupid fuckhead
>>152297595Someone has to take the third spot out of the pacific. My money is on the krakheads
>>152297614And you know who won in 1980? Not the Flyers. >wheeee look how much faster I can push this boulder up the hillWhat good is that when it rolls down and squishes you like a bug when you near the top? Ruminate on that.
>>152297624People want him reunited with his brothers but I’m not sure he wants that. Red Wings are actively pursuing him not sure what they’d offer in return AND it’s been floated that Dallas would consider ponying up Harley and picks for him I don’t love that for either team though.
>>152297643your stars aren't winning the lee, dylan
>>152297667>your stars aren't winning the lee, dylanHe said, seething and coping.
>>152295749Pressure, expectations, ownership, and management all play a part. Hughes looks fucking done with the canucks
>>152297643slow and steady wins the race
>>152297677Let’s not forget that Vancouver has shit facilities. Even Utah trumps them in that regard
this is going to be extra spicy this year with the tracks being built by eyetalianshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia0-afiggaU
>>152297653Detroit might offer Larkin or Raymond. Larkin would refuse but Yzerman may ask him just to send a message. Raymond has no choice. They're thin up front so either is a loss. But Hughes is a LD which they need. Tough call here.
>>152297705Not a sport
>>152297632more like Dick Fucktwat
>My team is going to trade busts and 2nd liners for a point a game defencemando people really?
>>152297684Well Utah's a new team*, so of course they should have some nice new facilities. Vancouver is a very poorly run team since the 2013 season. It really did start by trading Luongo away
>>152297724They never recovered from 2011
>>152297742Its over
>>152297724vancouver is nice and full of teenage asian girls they dont need nice facilities to keep players
>>152297679Bro, you're not even from America.
>>152297721Hughes doesn’t come without downside either though he appears to have severe depression (could be situational) and he’s also extremely injury prone. The injury proneness plus being due for a large payday is a big gamble for whoever jumps at him.
>>152297742No, your dogshit laffs are last in the Atlantic.
>>152297761Do Swedes even like Asians? They have plenty of hot blondes back home
>>152297765Neither are most players in the NHL
>>152297742Please let them stay at the bottom of the Atlantic like the titanic
>>152297684vancouver has top world class facilities
>>152297679someone who's never won the race isn't usually a good judge of strategy
How did Gary fuck up the Olympics already?
>12-year-old me never got to attend the 2019 iihf final and see anttila blow some leaves
Phrasing Pekka
>>152297776>.500 in december kwab
trb got wacked again
>>152297853hit the bricks, zoomer
>>152297844He didn’t force the Italian mafia to get everything in order
>>152297844Slimy yuropigs at the iihf did it as usual
>>152297853Sorry zoomer Heikki. I missed the WJC the one time it was within 6 hours of me. Aren’t you a little young to be using /hoc/?
>>152297844Hes getting his top lacky on it
>>152297844If anything this proves Eurofags need to stay the fuck away from hockey.Grapes was right.
i was at the 2003 wjc gold medal game
>>152297916>all the injuries and wear and tear was for nothing Demoralization kino
>>152297679we're playing you tonightyou guys are FUCKED
I was at the 2003 didnt ask games
there will be a rink ready on time
>>152297928Based
>>152297813Not a very friendly place
>>152294788henlo this is goodmorning /coolretardzone/
Italians hate hockey because it mogs their national sport of poverty ball
Im Italian
>>152297989Apologize
mama mia i eat-a da pizza
>>152297766all i know is that vancouver is a perfect place for someone prone to bouts of depression lol
>>152297916I hate this scenario so fucking much
>>152297973top right looks like my mother in law
>>152297989
>>152298007i do this
>>152297460>4 leaf teams
>>152298000>>152298050Cope we're a proud people
>>152298033Jen
>>152298083Yeah we’ve seen Jersey Shore we know
puerto ricans are a festive people
>>152297989What did your parents make for dinner growing up?
festive is a code word for gay
american is a code word for fat
>>152298033lol, better stay home for Christmas
i dont think 'rado is beating that bruins record season simply because of the olympics. simple as
>>152298228the olympics aren't happening
Daily reminder that go Stars!
>>152298139sunday gravy five times a week
>>152298278so they paying this chinger or what?
>>152297947Demidovsisters...
>>152298257>Colorado teeing up a season that might be the best to ever take place>Dallas makes a Garillion dollars off the '99 jersey>Both are primed for a collision course in the playoffsGary is purposefully tanking the Olympics as a ploy to keep these teams safe because there is too much money at stake.
>>152298315He truly is a crafty man
*kills the Olympics in your path*
>>152298403And we thought China was bad
where is mcdrai?
>>152298313he misses lainesame :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwWyOkLu8ck
>flams >hasb >broons
>>152298279Lame
>>152298617>retards really thought ullmark was the superior tendie>finnish goaltending
>>152298617>Skinner second best goalie of the week How fucking bad were goalies this week?
>>152298617dobsonsisters... bud's going to make fun of us again...
>>152298617what are the numbers? like what does 8.2 mean or -3.69 (nice) mean?
>>152298648good boy points
>>152298635It’s really hard to believe that he once won the vezina
>>152298617Yeah
>>152298617>mackinnon >crosby >bedard That’s an elite crew
>>152298709who would win, those three shitters or kadri frost backlund?
im rooting for the >rags tonightwhat am i in for?
>the most dangerous draw in Stockholm
>>152298709
>>152298678boston really overachieved that season
>>152298745Disappointment
>>152298758All that just to collapse in the first round
>>152298769
>>1522987664u
>>152296522Hello Sweden :D I hope you had a lot of fun watching hokkei with your family :)
>>152298751Thoughts on your hilarious and pathetic loss to bud?
im a goalie and im as quick as a cat
>>152298617Something tells me Wilson still wont make team canada
>>152298617my parents should have gotten a dvorsky
>Gary is personally sabotaging the building of an arena in Italya bit far fetched
>>152298894
>>152298617Best laffs D is Troy Stecher?They should just liquidate that franchise.
>>152298961Never underestimate the reach of his tentacles
>>152298961Gary could make a living in Italy as a Silvio Berlusconi impersonator
>>152298894How tall are you?
https://www.dailyfaceoff.com/news/bill-daly-rink-not-completed-nhlers-olympics-milano-cortina-2026
>>152299006
>Jesse Puljujärvi has scored 9 goals and 16 assists in 30 games for Genève-Servette HC
>>152299009>nhl games are so shit a story about arena construction in italy stays as headline news ahead of games for 4 straight dayskwab
>>152299009why would anyone even think they're going there if there's no arena and the tournament is cancelled?
>>152299078/ourretard/ has finally found a group home that is willing to take himhappy days
>>152299119So will the nhl just have a 2 week break for no reason? The league must be able to find an alternate stadium
>>152299105Thank you Gary
>>152299131The jackoff that wrote this article is a moron and sounds like he started out writing leading paragraphs for an entertainment magazine, and what I'm trying to say is that I'm terribly sorry for making you read that tripe
YOU PEOPLE
>>152299008mind your business
>>152299289That short, huh?
>mind your business
>>152299289So Marchand height
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4Y8N1UExs8
there is no way thomas vanek is a hall of famer, this is what happens when they lower the standards by allowing nobodies like turgeon into the hall. it becomes a hall of very good.
>>152299374he was the first pick of my halifax icebreakers in the 2004 wha draft
>>152299325no i can notyou were supposed to be elite
cope rome wasn't built in a day
>>152299374Remember when the Oilers offer sheeted him for 4 (four) first round picks and Buffalo matched it? Those picks ended up being>Tyler Myers (Edmonon used the pick in another offer sheet and it got traded around)>Magnus Paajarvi (though Ryan Ellis was taken next)>Taylor Hall>Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
>>152299487But they’ve had plenty of time
more like ryan nothing-happens
I don’t know if it’s a good idea to start Hellebyuck in Milan so soon after surgery
>>1522995246 years? slc just got 10 years to prepare for 2034
>>152299554don't worry, they are cancelling the olympics for his sake
>>152299489remember when the flames offersheeted ROR and if colorado didn't match he would still have to pass through waivers so the flames would lose their picks and not get the player
>>152299596we don't bully flames player acquisition tactics here buddy
>>152299592bags of sand
>>152299568How kind of the Italians :)
>>152299614hey craig, buy someoneanyone
>>152299105>>152299119see>>152299188
>>152299648who do you want most guy
>>152299667Laffs vs canes is the game of the night for me
>>152299667all these games and only two aren't shit
>>152299667my islanders are going to rape toews and the assvs
>>152299564Bet they’ll use Utah’s arena for the games
>scorefull draw in Göteborg
I’ve already put money on the U.S. to win, and honestly, with everything I’m hearing, I feel even better about it. All the chatter says Team Canada is only adding three new faces, which means the same slow, aging roster that barely survived the 4 Nations is basically coming back unchanged. Once the Canadian roster is officially announced, I might even double my bet.
very interesting
152299743didn't ask
>>152299662mackinnonthe stud 1st line c the flames have never had
>>152299743Retard. We have no shot if the tournament occurs
>>152299813Disagree.
>>152299722they would cheap out with a converted basketball arena
>>152299812good call
https://theleafsnation.com/news/nhl-notebook-bill-daly-rules-out-nhl-olympics-if-rink-isnt-completed-mcdonagh-3-year-extension-lightning
>>152299743the same shit american roster that lost to canada convincingly is being captained by the mexican again
>>152299844as soon as it said "the leafs" I realized I would never click this link
>>152299846>convincinglyNot even you believe that. Not to mention your washed dinosaurs are getting beaten to pieces going into it.
>>152299894Ah Preds... classic Predators
>>152299936retard they have two of the best players ever born we have a beaner, broken matty and his chungus brother
I THINK CANADA SUCKS!
>>152299894Jen
>>152299951They have an old washed Crosby and a young mindbroken and busted McDavid who will be bullied and eaten alive.
The same Canada that got knocked out of the 2025 IIHF World Championship by Denmark???? that Canada?
>>152299972ya parents know ya retarded?
>>152299958Watch it buddy
>>152299984The only reason anyone bothers pretending USA won’t win is that it defeats the inevitable narrative that it was somehow an upset. I think deep down everyone knows USA will win.
>>152299995>NICE JOKE SAAR WE LOVE HOCKEY!!
>>152299980two words4 naysh
canada winning is the better hoc option because of the bubbling trb will do
>>152300045>one of those words is a number>the other isn't a word at all touche
>>152299951We’ll win silver, right?
>>152300074No that’s reserved for Finland. We will take Gold and Canada will bronze.
>>152300074nah
>trb>loses shitload of money betting on 4naysh>starts bubblin' bout "limited income"kwab
>>152300074Then what will Sweden and Czechia win, huh?? We'll be lucky to lose Bronze; global hockey is not our domain
>smaller rink than average >USA is prioritizing hits You think Gary really played no part in this?
>>152300122Cool it with the antisemitism champ
>>152299969>>152300091You are really fucking obsessed with this trb guy, aren't you?
a few hours before the games start is always when the thread is rock bottom
>gary-baiting perverse
TOTAL SWEDEKEK DEATH
>>152300167>guyit's not he anymore it's xhe got it chud?
>>152300171The wagies are finishing up and commuting home
>>152300167queers gon queer off, anon
>>152300190Ok, I get it. You're a troon chaser, and you're obsessing with trb because xhe won't sleep with your schzio ass.
>>152300245after all these years trb is still terrible at pretending to be someone else
>>152300197We should say a silent prayer for them as they motor their way home -_-
The queer-off is officially underway I see. Guess I'll come back when the games start.
>>152300261Maybe the real trb is the friends we made along the way
Any games tonight?
>>152300261>IF YOU CALL ME A SCHIZO, YOU'RE TRBLmao, take your meds, you demented old fuck.
https://www.dailyfaceoff.com/news/2026-olympics-imagining-russia-roster-ovechkin-kaprizov-kucherov-vasilevskiy-prediction
>>152300261>he's talking about himself again
gretz will be at the fifa world cup draw tomorrow
>>152300326>>152300348uh oh, xomeone's bubblin' 'gain
>>152300370Did he say what hes going to be drawing or will it be a surprise
>>152299936loser cope, better luck next time
kek @ trb having to eat wheat paste and grass for 6 months after losing his life savings betting on 4naysh
i don't feel so good, islesissies
>>152299972mack is the best player in the leaguedont forget that next year
>>152300269It’s not snowing today
>>152299980good job winning for the first time in over 60 years little guy
>>152300541Thanks, Good Luck winning Your Next Participation Medal, you lucky boy
>>152300541Thanks
>>152300580>it doesnt count for realsisesloser cope
>>152300541Too bad about your laffs though.
>>152300588HEY LOOK, IT'S CANADA'S TROPHY>HI, STAN!!!!!!!!!
>>152300601>your laffsyou must have me confused with someone else
>>152300609Thats an American Trophy. I don't think the canadians get to touch it
>he said he thinks a participation medal "counts" for something
>>152300615Sure thing, Samir.
>>152300638>samirim white
>>152300640
>>152300633>it doesn't countloser cope
only newfags and the retarded can't properly spot based samir alhamduilllah
>>152300650>no argumentthank you for your concession
>>152300640Sure thing, Samir.
>>152300667oops I didn't make the post in chinese he didn't understand it
SHUT THE FUCK UP SCRAUNDERS
I'm starting to think there's no samir or trb, and this general is just filled with a bunch of drunkin schizos.
>>152300588Why is Barkov off to the side? Hes the captain, he should be close to Trump
>>152300696Sure thing, Samir.
>>152300696He finally figured it out
>>152300696I don't daydrink
samir is just trb on vpn
>>152300732rapey isn't that clever
> 3 Maple Leafs Forwards Listed As Realistic Trade Candidateslafftard media desperately flailing
Ya mitch is definitely day drinking right now
Auston Matthews is on pace for nearly 40 goals and 70 points, but that's a step down. As he gets older and battles injuries, what will his impact look like for the Maple Leafs?
>>152300696always has been
>>152300774>trb still seething about mitch 7 months latermitch won
>>152300774Sure thing, Samir.
What did they expect? Being an anorexic woman isn't a good prerequisite for having children.
>>152300746
Early prediction:Lightings will win this years Stanley Cup. Change my mind.
>>152300696It's mostly 1 fucking guy. He told the thread he was being forced in to to rehab, and the bud1/tbg spam literally stopped the next day, and literally started up back 3 weeks later when he got. It'a fucking pathetic.
>>152300670problem?
>>152300833>when he got. It'axhe rb hitting the vodka again
>>152300827They’re definitely the best team in the east but it’s too early to tell how they’ll do in playoffs
>>152300833Sure thing, Samir.
>>152300882raped bitch
>>152300833and you believed him?!youre pretty dumb omar
I sure would hate it if Garry dropped them pucks on time, I hope he delays it a lil bit!!(I'm using reverse psychology on Big G, don't tell him bros)
>>152300897yes, we know you are
>>152300925
test
>>152300970Are they really this desperate for precious metals? Most players aren't going to give up their once in a lifetime achievement for some cash
>>152300907The spam literally stopped over night. When he came back he tried to spew some shit he was told in rehab about how this place was too juvenile for him now. A couple days later he was back on the bottle and the spam started again.
>>152300977Yup but I prefer waffle fries or crispy fries
>>152300908I’ll forward him your message
>>152300970We're just better like thatI don't think canadian's weird coins are worth as much as the American Dollar either
>>152301008>trb still boiling over a guy who never actually posted heresometimes i forget xhe is mentally ill
>>152301008correlation does not equal causation
>>152300812Sad but true
>>152301044I know, youre the drunk chug who works with mitch and stole his wallet
>>152301053correlation, no causation
>>152301053Yes I'm sure it's just a coincidence that for the fiest time in 3 years any form of raped bitch spam immediately stopped when the guy doing announced he was going to rehab
>>152301084maybe it was you all along and you just wanted to troll usthat is my fucking point you have nothing but what you seeare you admitting youre here 24/7 ya freak?
>>152301084>it's only 1 guy who calls me rbkek this never happened people call you raped bitch all the time
>>152300970Competing in the Olympics should be for the love of the game
>>152301044Sure thing, Samir.
>Come to /hoc/>Canadians losing their minds over their fake friend againThis is what never winning a Stanley Cup will do to a country
>>152301123These threads are slow as fuck and the majority of posts are off topic posts about tbg. It's very noticable when some drunk moron is not spamming the thread 2 posts at a time every 60 seconds.
>>152301170so it was youget help
what if canada made it illegal for canadians to play for non-canadian teams
>>152301193canada doesn't have that many teams you goof they can't afford them
>>152301159>tbg>still clinging to tbg 1327 days laterkwarb
>>152301193they would probably renounce their citizenship and become americans
>>152301210Making alot of hard choices again today are you?
>>152301220>xhe even made a meme calling ximself tbgkek cmtsu
Oh no no no hahahaha
>>152301244What
How we feeling Knights Nation? Carter Harts debut was very encouraging, I thought it was pretty cool. In a month or two he will basically be the best goalie on earth. Stay Golden
>>152301159meanwhile us flags>samir>samir>samir>samir>samir
>>152301251Sharter fart
>>152300991What on earth are you talking about?>>152301138lol no, that went out the window decades ago because it turned out requiring everyone ot be an amateur who couildn't take money meant the olympics was full of rich dilettantes who could afford not to work and actual athletes resorting to loopholes just to support themselves.
>>152301251I'm feeling like the laffs/marnerjeet curse will doom you eternally.
>>152301272Calm down
>>152301276based nickname, it's pretty cool
>>152301272Sure thing, Samir.
The reality is mitch was probably molested on the rez when he was young. That's why he's an alcoholic, that's why he's obsessed with an imaginary rape.
>>152300970>he's never heard of or received a performance bonus before
>>152299325this bust is taking no heat for ruining the season btw
>>152301313im white
>>152301283
>>152301314nice head canon omar
>>152301329He's the only reason the team was in playoff contention last season, settle down.
>>152299812are you just a retard? the Flames have had stud 1 c's before, it was just in the 80's and early 90's
>>152301349
>>152301332>flag>"im white"Jen
>>152301291Slick Mitch is a godsend, it's crazy how hard he carried Mutthews
>>152301250Can't you read, Abdullah?
>>152300450hopefully he draws paulina
>>152301363cope>>152300834
>>152301283The medals can probably sell for a better price on Ebay.
>>152300588who is the retard behind gary who didnt get the wardrobe memo?
>>152301390we know you are
>>152300793i read that fags sportsnet article too bud
>>152300812she put a bikini pic up to talk about a miscarriage? holy fuck Miller couldnt be more correct
>>152301390Sure thing, Samir.
>>152301349is this year last year? oh it isnt?
>>152301476FINALLY a good post
>>152301476i have the iginla era blasty, all these people rocking the new blasty arent real flames fans, didnt grow through the grind
>>152301476Jerome Iginla would be a lot cooler if his name was Jaromir Iginly
>>152301493Jarome, discount german, his name is Jarome.
tavares? I hardly know her!
>>152301484If you liked that then you'll really related this this one
>>152301476I remembered when he played with my Avs as they were trying to do some Bourque magic. Alas it didn't pan out and sad times were had by all.
>>152301251uhhh it's Knights Knation bro. also we would've lost that game in ot/so with schmid or lindbom
>>152301546Poor guy got traded away from the top team just to get to be on the very bottom team.
>>152301444im whiteare you blind or dumb?
a canadian walks into a bar in edmonton and asks where the glory hole is. the bartender says "calgary"
> "Hello out there in hockey land, and an extra special hello to all the gooners in /hoc/. Welcome to another exciting edition of 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh'. We've got an interesting lineup for you tonight, featuring the always hungry bussys of laffs and soilers, as well as an appearance by the flims, for fans of loose, prolapsed bussy being abused. I'm Ron Mundane and I'll be your host tonight, edging all the way through. So sit back and enjoy the show!"
shawn and vince were gay for each other
>>152301566old logo was better logo
>>152301567>posts no proof again
>>152301567Sure thing, Samir.
>>152301590PINK?hahahahaha what abunch of fagsMore like the Shitmen with how much shit gets on their dicks
im white, retard
>>152301578>the yankee is terrible at comedythis is why we run your comedy industry btw
>>152301631for these two clowns>>152301597>>152301607
>>152301631noone fucking cares you idiot LOL
Sure thing, Samir.
>>152301590>GOLDBERG
>posts ID>posts handSamir face reveal soon
>>152301645you cared enough to respond
>>152301631Yeah, you look pretty white, alright
>>152301631bro you have disgusting hands why would you think anyone would want to see them never post them again in fact never post here again
>>152301655where was the timestamp on that id post?
>It's another canadians make damn fools of themselves on /hoc/ edition
>>152301596i saw them play my oilers the year portland won the calder. i loved their unis
>>152301673>knows exactly what post I'm talking aboutNot helping your case there Mitch.
>>152301664retards are begging to see them
you guy are all fucking fags. at least try and pretend to discuss hockey. fucking faggot little social club of losers with not a single person to talk to in real life.
>>152301697Too busy laughing at canadians here as usual
>>152301693why wouldnt i know /hoc/ lorethat poor guy mitchell was doxxed
>stubby little finglets
>>152301694>I HAVE TO GO ON /hoc/ AND POST PICTURES OF MYSELF THE RETARDS MADE ME DO IT
>>152301694nobody wants to see your disgusting hands samir
>>152301636name 3 funny canadians
>>152301721i didnt have to do anything but its priceless to see you get mad about it
>>152301733I'm just laughing at you bud, lolcalm down and do some more retarded stuff for us
The /hoc/ pregame show never fails to deliver
>>152301342That's New Zealand, anon.
>>152301722then stop claiming im brown
>>152301697I agree, not enough Flames talk on hoc>Flames Talkon hocFlames Talk>on hoc
>>152301741laughter is a coping mechanism considering how btfo you are, its understandable you feel the need to laugh it off l
>>152301751Then PROVE IT already you idiot
oh boy, this has gone off the rails!
>>152301715>that poor guy mitchell was doxxed>by none other than Mitch RyanMr Ryan is five feet nine inches tall, according to his Driver's Permit
>>152301751i don't know who the fuck you think you are talking to samir I simply reacted to your disgusting hands that you posted for no reason. Did someone tell you your hands were fit to be seen by the public? they lied to you. Your hands look dysgenic.
Just had 4 eggs. In my Gaston era.
>>152301766how about you prove i am instead screaming nuh uh
>>152301776>still calls me samir even while crying about my white handsthe delusion is palpable
>>152301773did somebody post their drivers license on hoc? Do you think we can get the weirdo with the disgusting hands to do it?
>>152301697> "In our mailbag this week here on 'HRIC', we have anon from /hoc/ complaining that we spend too much time on leaf NHL bussy being violated thoroughly. We can assure anon our viewership vehemently disagrees, and 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh' is committed to bringing quality forced leaf bussy to the airwaves. Thank you for writing, anon.'
>>152301789LOL this guy is fucking still seething that he posted his gross ass hand
>>152301785no proof?tyfyc
>>152301790Possibly, but it wouldn't be nearly as funny as the first time this happened
This is classic fucking /hoc/peak humor you can't make this shit up
>>152301798>this guy instead of samirits working
>>152301748No, it says you abbos, dummy.
could uhhh could uhhh somebody post feet?
>>152301818Sorry I forgot to call you by your name samir. You reminded me just in time.
>>152301835
>>152301838i do not accept your apology, retard
>Question if this general is filled with schizos>Guy posted his dirty hand for no reasonYeah, that's all the confirmation I needed that fuckers here do not take their meds.
>>152301856then get your pills
new>>152301879>>152301879
>>152301829No, the point is that is a joke about New Zealand. The sheepfucker countries are New Zealand and Wales.>abbosTry to act like less of a stupid faggot next time.
Cuck?
>>152301631the mental illness it took to actually do this is amazing
>>152301631I didnt know the penguin posted in /hoc/
>>152301891Ok, sheepshagger.
>>152301893no need to be jealous
