Bournemouth 0 - 1 EvertonFulham 4 - 5 Man CityNewcastle 2 - 2 SpursArsenal 2-0 BrentfordBrighton 3-4 Aston VillaBurnley 0-1 Crystal PalaceWolves 0-1 Nottingham ForestLeeds 3-1 ChelseaLiverpool 1-1 Sunderland>TodayTran Utd20:00West Ham>Other newsRacist, death and rape threats on twitter at an all time highEx England star caught trying to flee the country after doing a rape
>>152296201A OLET'S GO
>>152296201>Other newsits also jota's birthdayshare a memory you have of him /epl/
Embarrassing goal to concedeJust boot it
>>152296201>zero pl goals>zero pl assistsGreat shame on the house AnfieldGreat shame
>old trannord
WHERE'S YOUR BRIGHTON NOW
>>152296201no canadians aloud
What happened to him? He used to be the talk of the town
>>152296227Told you lot to sack maresca on the weekend
>>152296227Between this and that goal they conceded against Sunderland, you really have to wonder what the hell they were thinking.
>>152296260>what if cold palmer was a defender
>>152296260dead
>>152296240>wayne trooney
we had /lug/ and /chug/, do we get /mug/ tonight ?
>>152296322wet spam might be too soggy for that but we can hope
>>152296322Either that or /mug/ug/
>>152296349forced meme for total fruit cakes
I hate Manchester United as much as any rational person should, but /mug/ is now a cringefest filled with avatarfagging simps.
>>152296363>The harbinger of ‘/-ug/‘ speaksTotal fruitcake is you here
>my fellow /mug/ers>*rubs hands*>i hate united as much as anyone but surely these /mug/ threads are cringe now
>poster who says “wayne trooney” complaining about forced memes
Why are we talking about mug when West Ham are THAT shit and have no Paqueta?
>>152296480Because its united for fucks sake >we somehow lost to Everton who had 10 men on the field for like 90 minutes
>>152296488utd are in the middle of an unbeaten run tho
>>152296547what about everton
>Newcastle’s CEO David Hopkinson has set a goal of Newcastle being in the debate for best club in the world by 2030
>>152296215VROOOOOM CAR GO FAST AIIIIIIIIIIIIII *CRASH* IT BUUUURNSSSSSSSS
Most goals scored from open play by Premier League sides this season (as of yesterdays matches): >25 - Manchester City>17 - Liverpool>15 - Tottenham>15 - Brighton>14 - Chelsea
>>152296587city concede too many goals to shit teams
>>152296574Ambitious
Players with 10+ premier league assists in 2025Bruno FernandesMorgan Rogers
>>152296574All it takes is one sponsorship rule change
>>152296591They'll be out of the running after the Palace game
>>152296604Then they can have a window like Liverpool
>>152296574>David HopkinsonWhat’s his real name? sheikh Mohamed Bin what?
>>152296587Those first 5 matches doing some heavy lifting for Liverpool
>>152296574To be fair, Newcastle's current squad cost (purchase value in this list) is only about £23m behind Real Madrid. Granted, clubs like Real Madrid and Bayern Munich can keep their financial figures down by tapping up players and getting them to run down their contracts and sign on a free.
>>152296599
>>152296201>liverpool (the home team) 1 - 1 SunderlandCan Liverpool please wake up this “blip of form” is making it hard to argue why they’re still a good team
>>152296662>qlshcndlshcbdseythe netherlands should be given back to the ocean
>>152296662>I have completely ignored your statement and to argue it, here are similar statistics over a different time periodretard retard retard
>>152296680i actually did comprehend your statement and was considering calling you out for laughable periods but thought i would actually just troll you by posting the relevant stats and it seems you played right into my hand
>>152296684>yourNot me. Just calling a retard a retard>I did a stupid post on purposeHow retarded
>>1522966623G 3A is fine for this point in the season
>>152296698>3g+a is fine this point in the seasonWirtzbros were back in the game!
>>152296690seething
>>152296599Calendar year stats are utterly meaningless, the only thing it arguably used to matter for was the Ballon d'Or but even they switched to awarding it based on the football season.
>>152296760That was only because Messi was being shit at PSG. They had to figure out a way to give it to Messi again
>>152296760Not advocating for calendar year stats to replace season stats but they are both exactly as arbitrary. Calendar year is a bigger sample size than early season stats so I thought it was interesting.
>>152296794no one cares how a player did at the end of the last season when teams had given up
>>152296215Rip jota.From an Everton fan
>>152296794Even if the early season is a smaller sample size, it's a lot more meaningful when it comes to making predictions for the near future because the squads for each team in the league will be the same and the context of the matches are a lot more similar.
is liverpool the kagurabachi of the premier league? both overrated shitters
today i learned merino was a newcastle playeri know dude isn't exactly young but i always thought dude spent all of his career in spain before moving to arsenal
>enter /epl/>liversissy talking about UnitedGuess Liverpool didn't win then
>>152296819>when teams have given upLike Liverpool did in March. Someone needs tell em new season started
>>152296788Messi was an Inter Miami player that season when he last won it, and they changed the rules a year before (when Benzema won it). But yeah, they did award Messi the 2023 Ballon d'Or solely based on 7 games that were played in 2022.
>>152296591heh... just wait until rodri comes back.... just wait... heh
>>152296215Are these faggots really going to retire the #20 just for a benchwarmer who killed himself and his brother while breaking the law?What a retarded mong club.
>>152296900Birmingham retiring Bellingham's 22 is the most retarded shirt number retirement in history.
>>152296900>retire #20>give all of Jota’s wages>send Konate on a “well wishing” missionDoing a lot for his widow. Very respectful of the club
>>152296907That one was just cringe, at least they weren't attempting to distract people from the player's culpability.
>>152296916I'm surprised Liverpool haven't retired 96 and 97 for obvious reasons. Could retire 39 too.
>>152296924>retiring 96 and 97Would be dreadful for Brazilians looking for a move to the club
>>152296883He was very good as well, I don't really understand why he wasn't in the team every week
>>152296900*retires you*
>>152296888Many such cases
>>152296259I hope this isn't the case>>152295374what did I miss?
>>152297136Liverpool fan janny got angry
>>152296315Jej
trooney really got amjad fired up talking to himself about dilated being BACK
>>152296888He was PLEADING with the thread to stop talking about Liverpool last night
>England defender Trent Alexander‑Arnold will be out for about two months after sustaining a thigh injury during Real Madrid's win over Athletic Club.One of the most overrated system babbies ever.
>>152297523>t-take me back Slot la
>Scousaars crying about how shit based Trent is and how they're glad to be rid of him every chance they get
>>152297566It's fucking hilarious. Everyone knew he was a defensive liability. Liverpool fans would constantly deny it. The second he says he's off, SUDDENLY Liverpool fans realised what everyone else had been saying for years.
LOL
LMAO
KEK
>>152297604>>152297641>>152297678>>152297695https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
FUN FACT: the 1986 Associate Members' Cup final is considered to be the last English senior football match in which a goalkeeper, Bolton Wanderer's Simon Farnworth, played without wearing gloves. He let in all the goals in a 3-0 defeat to Bristol City.
>A surprise January exit could be on the cards!>Mexican striker Santiago Giménez may leave AC Milan.>Real Betis, Frankfurt, West Ham and Sunderland are keen on the 24-year-old forward.
>>152297284terrible day
>Former Premier League goalkeeper Shaka Hislop has said he has an aggressive form of prostate cancer, and urged men of Caribbean heritage to get tested for the disease.not shaka
>>152298536>has an aggressive form of prostate cancer, and urged men of Caribbean heritage to get tested*sucks teeth*bruv*smacks lips*i aint no batty man yeah
>>152296900It's Liverpool lad, they're whole culture is around obsessing about dead retards
submissivezestyin his lanethriving
i'm hearing VVD was never good. is it true?
>>152298759His anus has scored more Premier League goals this season than Wirtz has
>>152298294>too slow and weak for the Italian league>West Ham: Sign me up!Why is this club so unbelievably awful at scouting strikers?
where the actuall fuck is the utd thread
fucking pricksmake one NOW
>>152299120/mug/? sure someone will make one in a couple of hours (god willing)
>>152298759I feel like I could probably find Van Dijk making this exact same pose like 5 times.
>>152299120>>152299136Fucking state of you
>>152299169I'm not asking
i need it fucking nownooooowAGGGGGGGGGGGH
>>152299172Hope you have no one close to you in your life if this is how you act over a thread on 4chan
what is there even to say an hour before the gamemanure smellswet spamsdone
>still no Vtd threadscrew this i'm going to Reddit
This would never have happened on old /sp/ matchthread woud have been up by now disgusting
>>152299212Are you mentally incapable of making a thread or something
Manure keeping their big unbeaten run tonight, going to two games
good its up now i can refillter this shit generall
>>152299214format autist (and his protege) has done a number on the matchy thread makers
>he gave into pressure and made the threadlmao beta
>transfield
>chelshit>liverpoop>manure
>>152299295>man shitty>arsewipe>poocastle>tottenham
RUBENFREAKIN'AMORIM
No discussion of Chelsea's suspect disciplinary record or alleged "Title Challenge" are allowed beyond this point.
>>152299261Kek. You've done it again. Another banger.
>>152299324>pooperland>poopton>pooply>poops(good luck guessing this one)>pooplace>poopham>peeds
What's the funniest player slander name?
>>152299349Sure was an interesting 3 day title challenge. >>152299396Odeshaart or sqirtz
Prepare yourselves gents, you are about to cringe harder than you ever thought possible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcy3gwwxat4
>>152299396Auschwirtz for me
>>152299433Tottenham fans won’t like this…
>>152299439I share my hate equally
remember when manure lost to moyes' boys and said it's because they need more squad depth?
format autist is the best poster on /sp/
>>152299349Not allowed to talk about them at all
>>152299467Yeah lol needing depth to beat 10 men Just like Chelsea
>>152299396Maradroga
You lads got a posting loicense? Sir Kier Stalin will be hearing about this.
>>152299396>Virgil van kike >Wayne trooney >Sandro troonali >Joshua xirxhe
>>152299396Kekikike.
>>152299521I dont get the zirkzee one
>>152299609his surname sounds like made-up non-binary pronouns
>>152299470I only posted Wholesome posts wtf... I thought we were friends :(
>>152299615Gays do be funny
>>152299396found these in another thread>enzgo bye bye to your willy fernandez>liam Delop off my willy, I won't be needing THAT any longer>Cole can no longer hold his willy in his palmer>say "João João" to your willy because it's gone Pedro
Cam on west ham
>>152299730>quoting your own horrendously unfunny posts terrible gimmick even by your low standards
does Riggi Pissitini shill for hardware stores in your country /epl/ (formerly /trans/)
var for fucking corners are they having a laughwhy are they so determined to make football unfun shite
>>152300367No idea but Crigniano Rignaldo certainly shills for random slop.
>>152300651name one (1) rigged tsu
>>152300671FIFA recently suspended his three-match ban for elbowing against Ireland in the World Cup qualifiers, clearing him to appear in Portugal first two games at the World Cup.Now fuck off.
>>152300686based feefer
>>152300671>>152300704foady
>>152299396I'll always have a soft spot for Trashford but Auschwirtz is too funny Also not a slander name at all but someone pointed out Nkunku's name is Nku Nku twice and it's bothered me ever since. Also also I got a palindrome captcha - V0S0V. Pretty cool.
>>152300513Is the referee also going to allow 10-15 seconds for said CBs to go back to their positions or can the defending team really quickly take a goal kick and catch the other team off guard?
the manure match thread are literally full of yanks talking about being nonces
Uh oh
The unbeaten streak continues
>>152299396Anonymount for mespeaking of, he played today btw
Lel they're getting booed
Back to 0 (ZERO) boys
Above them again
>>152299609
>>152299396João PaedroConsidering his girlfriend
When life gives you Lammens, don't keep a clean sheet
>>152301422Fun fact: they have only 1 clean sheet this season
sports bar time
1 point from home matches against Everton and West Ham (18th) Mind you Liverpool got the same against Forest (then 19th) and Sunderland AND lost to this United
>>152301422Tbf they've only lost 1 game with Lammens in net
warra draw for utd, unbeaten streak continues
>>152301432How can this be? I had it on good authority that Lammens was a Schmeichel regen.
>>152301371Congratulations to Arsenal for winning the league
Man United and Liverpool are literally the same team this season. They've been tied for weeks.
>>152301371Juicy cope typed with tears in your eyes
>>152301480Something something Northern Rats
>>152301491Yes ;) but we're still above them
When was the last time Man United and Liverpool were both at the same level in a season? It feels like most seasons, one of them was good while the other was shit.
How much do you pay for a pint of canned beer (cheapest)?
>>152301509dunno only buy draft beer at pubs dont buy cans out or drink at home
>>152301509I dont drink alcohol. It makes me angry.
>>152301504They both made a deal for the other to have a bad season
>>152301509in jordan where i used to be a big can of heineken was like 7-8 $
>>152301395KEK
>half of the Sky Six (including last season's champions and both Europa League finalists) are below a promoted side who haven't been in the division for 8 years>it's the start of December
>>152301593Jesus Christ Wolves
>>152301593*furiously demands refund*
>>152301534mmmmm better not give this guy alcohol
>>152301593i still believe in you wolves you just need to embrace the power of friendship
fuckin ell drawing against wet spam at home
>>152301599>>152301632They're going to smash Derby's record at this rate. Remember Derby had won a match by this point.
Remember when Transvester Dilated customers thought they’d won the transfer window cause they signed Mdumbo, Cunthair, and Tesco? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>152301529>>152301534Why are you not drinking? Boring cunts.
It was well established by Sky News that Liverpool had won the transfer window with their TWO record breaking signings.
>>152301599They don't even care any more.
>>152301869I remember this. It was notable because I thought 'what's this doing on Sky News rather than Sky Sports News?'
>>152299396>de gayclassic
>>152301812Kek you got him bubblin' >>152301869Kek you're bubblin'
>couldn't beat the team that let pissak score his first goalHOWLING
if chelsea had any support (other than the leaf) them getting battered by sneeds would be the topic of the week
BROS
>>152302749its a 0/5 type of day
Do liverpool customers realise theyre below man united or are they just pretending to be retarded?
>>152302788They're genuinely retarded
>>152302929we don't sign our posts here
>>152305708>>152302749KEK
Liverpool are shitWhich is why they will make a run to the champions league semi finals and win the FA Cup.
ArseAnalHahahahaa
I'm feeling a bit sensitive today bros so can we all just be friends? Thanks.
DON'T TALK ABOUT MANCHESTER UNITED
Lads I don't wanna go to masjid today innit bro, bare man gonna make fun of me for united drawing against West H*m wallahi bro
>>152310423t. Bilal
Morning.
>>152310162No, fuck you and fuck your shit team.
Isak and Kerkez will go down as two of the very worst signings of all time Probably Wirtz too but he deserves a season to settle (not that Scousers extend this courtesy to others)
>>152299470yeah he's based. makes that aussie yid fan meltdown
Roy Keane was criticising the Man Utd fans in the stadium last night for actually supporting their own team and trying to make their stadium a difficult place to come during the 90 minutes. He's probably the worst hot take merchant of them all.
Just updated my calendar for December and fucking hell are the televised games an absolute mess
>>152301599>>152301684Have you seen who they've got next though?
>>152310789>KerkezReally don't know what his excuse is. Apart from looking like he's got three braincells total. Is a fat new contract really to blame for every single one? Did they change too many players at once? Even if Slot is shit, you'd think there would be more instances of individual brilliance but I don't know if there has been much of that.
>>152311733He's stolen Souness' gimmick of being a miserable negative wanker with opinions which don't really correlate with what's going on and people wanking over them saying it how it is
>Former Manchester United midfielder Jesse Lingard says he has "mutually agreed" to terminate his contract with FC Seoul and will leave next week.>Lingard, 32, joined the K League club on a free transfer in February 2024 and has made 66 appearances, scoring 18 goals.>32It's over.
>>152302749In the 2000s this man would have looked fine
>>152312327>Lingard, 32heh... he still has... time...
>>152312327Moving back to Europe so he can make the world cup squad, smart
or FC Seovl as 4chan calls it
>>152302749Reminds me a bit of my covid hair
>YNR Dele Alli
>>152312395Italians will always get to bring him up in the "worst transfers ever" lists
>>152311795The PL is arguably the most competitive it ever has been. Clubs like Newcastle and Villa are starting to assemble pretty strong teams that are setting their sights on regular CL football. Clubs like Brighton, Bournemouth, Brentford and Palace are punching well above their weight. The promoted sides are putting up more of a fight than they usually do. The so-called "big teams" that just stand still are starting to fall into the chasing pack, as we can see with Spurs and Man Utd. In Liverpool's case, they only need to be slightly off it to get punished nowadays, it's not like 5 years ago where City and Liverpool were head and shoulders above everyone else. And when they lose a couple of matches, that develops into a confidence issue that compounds the issue and extends their poor run.
>>152312395
>The video showed Dele wearing a face mask at Heathrow Airport, before the camera moved to show a man of Asian appearance, before zooming in on a bottle of antiseptic handwash, seemingly suggesting the Asian man in the terminal could be infected with the virus. >The video was captioned: "The virus gunna have to be faster than that to catch me."
he was fucking shit contrary to any yidwashing
Mental to think that in the 2018 World Cup, England's only attacking midfielders were Dele Alli and Jesse Lingard. Now we have so many options in that position that there's a media shitstorm whenever one gets left out.
who is in your >what couod have been XI
>>152312479Man those early covid days were weird
>>152312514Lockdown was such kino though
>>152311764I don't think you understand how bad Wolves are.
>>152312809If Man United can lose to Grimsby, they can also lose to a dogshit Wolves team.
>>152312441Fair. It just seemed like a drastic fall off but you're right, even though they've won the league in the last 1-3 years, City and Liverpool are not the juggernauts they used to be. It does make for a better league/viewing though imo. A Leicester situation is still unlikely but even someone like Arsenal or Chelsea winning is still pretty out of the norm these days. And even if they don't, it's not like City are steamrolling. The gaps between all the major points of interest? in the table is so slim, it's great.
>>152312843Grimsby could beat Wolves.
Going to see how long I can last without finding out the World Cup draw
>United are now top of the set piece goal table>Arsenal are now second in open play goal tableWeird how this turns around.
>>152313296Well then don't come on /sp/ or go on any sports site. Because as soon as the Super Bowl tier 'drawing ceremony' is over (over an hour long) it'll be posted everywhere. I can see people on /sp/ making a thread at 17:00 and then talking about YMCA and all that shite that is happening.
You VILL consume the AI. You VILL reduce all stats into a single sentence answer. You VILL pay us and dry out rivers in Brazil to do it.
So why didn't he?
>>152313408they didn't ask him to
LINGARD LEAVING KOREA>“After positive discussions with FC Seoul, we have mutually agreed that I will be leaving the club at the end of the 2025 season, with my final game on December 10th.>”This wasn’t an easy decision. My time in South Korea has been unbelievable - the football, the atmosphere, and the passion around this club have been top-class. The love, support and the appreciation you have shown towards me for these last 2 years has been truly amazing.>”Playing football here has been an unforgettable experience and one I will always value.>”I want to thank FC Seoul, my teammates, the staff, and everyone associated at the club for trusting me and welcoming me from day one. I’ll always be grateful for the opportunity to play for such a massive club.”
>>152313443>Seoulless
>>152313443bit mental that some random gooks in seoul decided to go watch the footy because the great jesse stalingard decided to play for FC seoul.like they didn't bother at first but once he signed, they ditched the monthly plastic surgeon appointment and went straight to the stadium
>>152313575bit in this
>>152299396Del ligging my balls
hasnt been watching united for a while, it seems like the brainrot has seeped in once again. amorim has to go
>>152313575support your local
>>152313575>ditched the monthly plastic surgeon appointment and went straight to the stadiumlingard is very talented, real eye-opening stuff
>>152313575me think this is the best post kuwait ever produced
>>152313852an arab being racist towards an honorary aryan doesnt really hit (you wouldnt get it)
>>152313874Gooks aren't the honorary aryans, that was the nips.
>>152313887same thing
>>152301371Liverpool quadruple status??
>>152314000>quadrupleSlot said today they're still aiming for four.
how long could Arteta manage Arsenal for? he's only 43 and been there 6 years
>001. Bournemouth>002. Newcastle>003. Arsenal>004. Burnley>005. Everton>006. Atletico Madrid>007. Crystal Palace>008. Galatasaray>009. Chelsea>0010. Man Utd>0011. Brentford>0012. Aston Villa>0013. Real Madrid>0014. Man City>0015. West Ham>0016. Sunderland
>>152314112>how long could Arteta manage Arsenal for?Presumably for as long as he's alive. I think if he wins a major trophy, he'll stay maybe one or two seasons after that. I know he used to be their ex-player but I can't see him staying there for like 20 years.
>mainoo will be the final nail in amorim's coffin
Liverpool are 9th wtf...HOW
>>1523140084 wins per season?
you bastards would never admit it, but doing a draw when you don't have all the teams finalized is ridiculous, it has to be said
why do journos act like Mainoo isn't shit
>>152314254Slot is on a shoestring budget please understand
if amorim is sacked and glazer gets a 4atb manager, how will the manager make the formation? team has too many CBs, too many 10s (and Bruno will definitely be back playing CAM), and all the fullbacks have been either mediocre or just straight up disappointing meanwhile its best CM is aging Casemiro.
>>152299396filth foden
>two hour wait until they bring out the hat with the names in it
>>152314263:p "top four"
>>152313667big supporter of basra oil FC i am
>>152314474Haven't Pep and Arteta managed to play CBs as fullbacks pretty regularly? I can see Yoro or Heaven being able to fit in there at least in the short term
>>152314547There really is no point in watching it, any kind of football ceremony is absolute bollocks
>>152314474Bruno gets sold to fund the rebuild
>poobin getting mad at the media for constantly asking about mainoo
>>152314993how many rebuilds are we at now for Utd
>>152315056managers do too many pressers, why does there need to be 1 before and after every match especially when there is 2 games a weekjust put out a statement about injuries and do 1 presser every 2 weeks or something
>>152315062squad rebuild #94stadium rebuildownership rebuildclub staff rebuildtea lady rebuild
>>152314978pep and arteta took years to do that, can't expect a new manager to be immediately able to do that. in CBs you now got Yoro, De Ligt, Martinez, Maguire, HeavenLBs you got Shaw (who has been playing as LCB for Amorim so who knows if he can immediately be back playing LB) Dorgu and >Malacia (yeah he still exists)RBs you got Mazraoui and Dalotthe new manager won't have enough reason to immediately play converted fullbacks when united itself still have so many (even though they're mostly shites)
>>152315081generate interest in the league innit
>>152315081It's one of the few things a manager can do these days.
>>152315081i still don't see the point of news embargo desu, or is it just so the newspaper can put out new news both in the morning and evening?
>>152315139I seem to remember Timber and Calafiori going straight to the fullback slots before playing CB but maybe I'm just misremembering. Maybe he can throw Lisandro into midfield. That'll be pretty entertaining. And Maguire to do the Merino role.
>>152315323If you want a press release to gain widespread attention, traditionally the tactic was to either announce it in the evening or embargo it to the morning - either way it will go out in the morning edition and be seen by more people.I don't know how true this is now, although people (boomers) still buy printed media rather than get their news online.
>>152315338yeah that timber and calafiori part is true, i'm more talking that pep and arteta had the system in place already that had taken years to develop so i assume they knew what they are doing when they play CBs as fullbacks. can't say the same if there's a new manager for united and his first task is to erase the 3atb from the players' minds.
>>152315351>sports section>comics section (and double and coloured on the weekend)>daily crossword puzzleseven folding the paper under your arm felt good, it's imperative we go back
>It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
>>152315395Ah, I see. My bad.
>>152315742They're suing people who say YMCA is a gay anthem now But we can still say You'll Never Walk Alone is one. Until the Hillsborough Law bans that as well
>>152315433we don’t sign our posts here
Why can't Senne Lammens keep clean sheets
>>152319291Doesn't have the Man Mountain in front of him
>>152319291neither can their fan base hehe
>>152321985dont care about the group stage, its win the whole thing or nothing not get as far as you can
>>152322108only tuning in for the final is it
>>152321985>lose to Croatia>lose to Ghana>beat Panama (1-0)Arise, Sir Tommy Tuckle!
>>152321985>Croatia AGAINThis is getting boring now.
>>152321985>Croatia AGAINOh fuck off. Every fucking time. Btw, England have only ever played Panama and Ghana once in our history. We drew 1-1 with Ghana last time and beat Panama 6-1. Why couldn't we have gotten Haiti, Uzbekistan or Curacao I don't know. At least it would be new. Or Jordan. I think England has played Saudi Arabia in like the 70's?
>>152321985We are getting stomped by Ghana. They've literally got Semenyo, Kudus, Thomas Partey, and that bagsman from Coventry. It will be a tougher game than Croatia who are all old and crocked now.
>>152322544Sub-Saharan Afrishitans play like shit together, that's why France wins - they know how to use their players.
if you care about winning and not just a participation award you should want tougher tests in the group stage
>Brazil vs Scotlandgonna be fun regardless of what happens
ffs can't watch Liverpool or United lose tonight Yeah I can re-watch many of their matches from this season but it isn't the same
>>152322642Morocco too.Their 1998 group was the same but with Norway.
oh good the snorefest that is international football got even more boring because you can win one game and finish third and make the knockout stage now
>>152322606>>152322704*yawns in the direction of your posts*
>>152322834are you too ashamed to even openly support canada like you are ch-.. whatever team you support in the premier league
Group stage is basically meaningless because only sixteen teams are actually removed from the tournament at that stage. Top two qualify automatically, then the next best eight teams qualify. There are twelve groups, so only sixteen teams are actually kicked out. So you have to be really bad to not qualify. Basically if you can win a game, you're probably going to qualify even if you lose the rest. Especially if you have a minnow you can batter by a heavy amount. So Scotland could heem Haiti and still get through even if they lose to Brazil and USA.
>>152322897you mean the lads? won't miss a match
>>152323028Only a single player in Curacao was born in Curacao. Just how it is.
>Arselel have no defenders as Mosquera rule out for a minimum of two monthsLOL. Watkins finna rape them in a few hours and then be 3pts behind them LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152323150the arselel slip is going to be glorious this season with how deluded theyve become
Typical Scotland, finally get to the World Cup and then find out we've gotta play Brazil twice. First in the groups and then again in the final...
>>152323028Promise what?
>>152323176
>>152323172Not really, they'll lose tomorrow but I've seen nothing but Arselel fans saying they're doomed due to injuries. So the slip is hardly unexpected when they have 8 first team injuries. It was always City's to win because they don't get injuries and if Rodri was fine it would be over already. Only hope is Villa or Sunderland win it instead.So, not really. They won't even be in Top 4 come March due to their injuries and fixtures. You can't slip with 25 games still to play, that's called a season, anon. If they had beaten Chelsea and Sunderland (and be 9pts clear) then sure, but 5pts is nothing.
Just wanna play Japan
>>152323176just read this on bbc live page which i assume was stolen from shitter
>>152323282stolen from here it seems
>>152323219>Only hope is Villa or Sunderlandi know its friday but how many drinks have you had
For me, its Spurs vs Brentford tomorrow. Watching Keith Andrews easily dispatch his former boss Thomas Frank will be kino. The game where the student becomes the master. Spurs are finna to get a spanking
>>152323479Only a master of evil, Frank
>>152323219>the slip is hardly unexpected when they have 8 first team injuriesI called the slip when they had precisely zero injuries. It's what they do.
how many more poor tealadies need to go before amorim can win a match?
surely it's coming home in this cum WC innit la
Friendly reminder that the Arsenal title charge ends tomorrow at 12:30pm
>>152321985Really boring drawI wish it was seeded so that teams who haven't played each other get to meet
>>152296201
>>152324430big games aside you'd have to go with henry
>>152314221>He starts for England
>>152324439No small games in the Barclays Premier League
>>152323028Fuck sake, read these all out loud and now my furniture is floating.
>>152324617saw that comment on a youtube video about some lithuanian drug dealer being stopped and searched by police (he had a knife)
>>152315742You'll Never Mince Alone
>>152314176He has nothing else.He'll top himself if he gets sacked.
>>152314221>Skabies MainpooThe black, and far shitter, version of Jack Hinshelwood.
>>152324627Have a laugh
>>152324719i didi laughed
>>152314221>he sharts for England
>>152324322It'll be around 14:20 surely
>>152324687I'm sure he could go back to Everton at some point?
>>152324909Was going to post that but I didn't think /sp/ would understand
>>152324945Where would this general be without intellectuals like us?
just rewatched the grimsby yanited highlights, that onana performance was genuinely comical, absolutely hilarious.
>>152324430No he isn't
>>152325323did the camel delivering the highlights reel just arrive???
>>152325358yes cuz he was carrying your fat mum along
>>152325401:p
>just saw how many teams are in the World Cup>just saw trump getting a trophy >just saw Argies and Portugal have got easy groups >just saw there's a WF final half time show with sponsors
thinking of making a thread here are the thoughts so fartitle: A FUCKING CANALimage: either the panama flag or an image of a canalthen the text possibly HAAHAHAHA in all caps or maybe this will only hurt...... a lot...... with too many dots, alternatively bothnow if you were to see such a hypothetical thread would you feel happy, sad, indifferent, angry or other
>>152325438indifferentit will be our third gameso either:>england has embarassed itself and needs to thwack Panama just to have a chance of progressing in third placeor>england has six points, everyone already thinking about who we play in the round of *barf* 32
>>152325438you're gonna post it at like 415 posts anyway so who gives a shit
>>152325471not as an /epl/ dont be silly
>>152325485oh ok carry on then
>That’s a cracking result! Poor for nearly an hour but we’ll take that and move on. Need a much improved performance against West Ham on Thursday at home. We have to try and play at a decent level for closer to 90 minutes, though. Do that, and we’ll pick up loads more wins. Win on Thursday and things are looking good, at least points-wise.Manure customers ECSTATIC over a draw against....West Ham
CHANNEL 4 have been announced as the hosts of this year's Africa Cup of Nations, starting in 2 weeks.All the games on C4's YouTube of course.Sincerely hope you chaps will be there.
>>152325765My wife will be biting her bottom lip again whenever I'm watching footy on telly.
>>152325794low quality post
Liverstool has broken Isak, literally no aura lefthttps://youtu.be/JpMAJaY75CU
>>152325690How the shitey have fallen
>>152326039he was always mediocre, pretending otherwise was a mass psychogenic illness (not shared by myself)
>>15232603920 million a year X 6 years + plus tip btw
>>152326039joey barton called this young man a somalian fraud, and unfortunately am inclined to agree with the wife beater
>>152326039>join liverpool>instantly become a swagless cuck too scared to talk to an interviewer in a voice above a whisperKEKKKKKKKK
>>152325438give me a heads up if you decide to go down that path, I'd like to work on a reply in the general area of the Van Halen classic 'Panama'
https://www.twitch.tv/only1hofThis dude is genuinely hilarious
>>152326039Unbelievably the interview starts off with the arselicking presenter suggesting that Isak is too upset to play properly because of Jota, who died 2 months before he even joined Liverpool
>>152326410Everyone knows you regret the things you didn't do, like know Jota.
MiseryAmorim is clueless. Finishing 15th last season he didnt work on formation and tweaks. Just slapping Mbueno and Cunha and Sesko and hope they score enough goals while he concentrate on his back 5 keeping things solid (and failing)I dont know why so many people still defends him. Even if we get 5 world class player we could alwasy do better with a better manager tactically and the one with spine to chase for the win.For feck sake we get 0 pts for losing. At 1-0 you should be throwing the kitchen sink. It's literally nothing else to lose.I get it if it's a world cup final, you want to keep 1-0 and cautious. But it's the league for feck sake. It wont come down to GD anyway, we're way off to worry about goal difference.
>>152326817>get it if it's a world cup final, you want to keep 1-0 and cautiousAlright Gareth
>>152326817>>I get it if it's a world cup final, you want to keep 1-0 and cautiouslol
>Tony Bloom, the billionaire owner of Brighton & Hove Albion FC, is facing questions over claims he was an anonymous gambler behind $70m (£52m) in winnings – which allegedly included bets on his football teams.oh no no no
>>152326039Meet JacobMurphyMan
>>152327389it's interesting how in america we're just now going through this big gambling boom cause it's starting to get legalized but you guys have always had it, so i feel like we're starting to get eyes open-ed about how scummy it all is and it's probably always existed in england but doesn't seem to be talked about much, outside of your random paqueta type storiesnot to say shady gambling wasn't a thing in america for the past 100+ years (chicago black sox, pete rose, etc) but it's now getting so mainstream that it's hard to ignore
>>152328431Turkish league just had a massive matchfixing scandal toohttps://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/c0kd73vnp5mo
The state of Man UtdAmorim saying he's planning for a tough game against Wolves. A side that hasn't won in 14 games and only drawn twice
>>152325425Ten years I fought in the Falklands. TEN LONG YEARS
>>152331602Wolves are on Uniteds level thoughever
>>152331602Shit little teams often raise their game for a big match and that is what man utd will have to do
>>152331984jej
>>152326817Playing for a 1-0 win is insanity when you have only kept 1 clean sheet this season
Mainoo is the new Pogba/Martial/Sancho/Rashford
kin ellspurs today initanuva fokin loss
>>152332593finkin frank mite be out on his arse
>>152332568There must be a common theme
>>152325690>ABU literacyThat's about the Palace match
12.30, 3 and 5pm matches? better get a move on with my day to be ready
>>152331602Don't underestimate the hungry wolf
>>152333503This but with betting. In this concrete jungle, there's a betting shop every 200 meters and it's impossible to curb an addiction.
>that short amount of period as a united fan when amorim united won 3 games in a row
>looking at the back pages of the papers when I went out for my early morning stroll>one paper says the draw was a 'dream' for Tuchel>another says it is an 'easy' group>another one says it is 'difficult'>another one quotes Tuchel calling it 'difficult'Funny how the certain publishers decided to go with certain narratives.
>>152333553if you want to know who to gamble on just come and ask /epl/>villa>chelsea>everton>sunderland>newcastle>spurs>leedssimple as
>>152333619>Spurs>at homehmmm.
>>152333619Thanks. Care to give me your score predictions just for fun? I always do two pamphlets. One with outcomes and one with exact score predictions. I won nearly 1500 europounds with the latter and I've been chasing that high ever since.
lunchtime kick off threads? hello?
>>152334480You are posting in it.
its unbelievable i have to come here to remind you to make them
its unbelievable you think anyone gives a fuck about your opinion
>>152334480>>152334611You're genuinely embarrassing mate.
>>152334611Here's your matchthread, now fuck off and rope yourself.>>152334700
british "people" are so incredibly rude for no reason
>browns getting uppity againyou know where the door is pal
>>152334712Remember, format sperg can't complain about this thread. He caused it. Just like he caused match thread OP to have a meltdown a few years ago.>>152334731You are clearly new here. That mong has cried about match threads for years. Never takes any initiative to make them himself. A genuine freak even by the standards of 4chan.
>>152334776>you are clearly new herei wish, maybe then id leave this shitehole of an internet corner
>>152334802No, you clearly are. Otherwise you wouldn't bitch about people being rude to a complete cunt of a person.
>>152334765JFs just don't get it
>>152333503>Tweets about the game even though nobody cares about his commentaryI always seem to feel sorry for people when I see them do this
>>152334776meds
>>152334897Make a thread for once in your empty life you complete waste of DNA.
>>152334876I don't. Either they don't want engagement or they are too dumb to acquire it.
>>152334876yeah at least my inane commentary on /sp/ might get a (You) or two
>>152334905No
>>152334924In that case you deserve everything you get. Don't think about complain about the lack of a match thread again.
do they make spray deodorant bottles rubbish so they stop working with 1/4 left on purposepisses me right offgoing to have to go to town naturale before the game now
>>152334939I will continue to uphold the standards of this siteSee ya kid!
Going for my tattoo in a second (eek!) might post it when it's finished
>>152334951>I will continue to uphold the standards of this siteYou do the complete opposite. Laughable you claim otherwise.>See ya kid!Only child here is you. Refuses to take accountability for anything. You haven't got anyone close to you, that's very obvious to all of us.
>>152334956club badge and a bulldog?
>>152334975More like showing my solidarity with other fans of this great club
Dwight Yorke chose microwaveable "xmas dinners for one" over spending the past 23 Christmasses with Harvey.
>But it is obvious and clear that we have not the profile of [Newcastle’s] Jacob Murphy, for example, available at this moment at this timeDeary deary deary deary deary deary deary deary me. Slot has spent half a billion and is crying that his 125 million pound signing can’t score because he doesn’t have fucking Jacob Murphy. Slot is an absolute fraud of the highest caliber. All that money and he didn’t think to buy a bog standard winger who can cross a ball?
>>152335239Harvey should have been dealt with years ago. Nobody benefits from this.
>>152335297Katie must get some sort of benefit from it.
>>152335294There’s no way slot actually said this out loud. Is he retarded?
>>152335294Frimpong was supposed to be their Murphy I guess
>>152335294>slow has acknowledged that the they bought the phone but not the charger meme is actually true hahahahahahahahahaha
>>152335302he's her son and she loves him
>>152335294Slot can buy his identical brother Josh Murphy from Portsmouth if he likes, a snip at £124,999,999.
good morning man u sirs
>>152335294150 million bid for Murphy in January incoming
>>152335599megamind negotiations will cut it down to 149,999,999 of his royal majestys english pounds
The quality of the league this season is shocking, Villa could go 3rd with their main tactic being trying to score outside of the box blooters cause they can’t break down low blocks
>>152335809you now remember Jhon Duran
>>152335826Absolutely retarded that they sold him and then immediately started playing to his greatest strength
>>152335846But no one expected that.
>>152334965good morning angry bitter lad, I see other anons have been dunking on you during my slumber
>>152335809the antipep tactici hope it catches on
>>152335826Small sample size has fried your brain, he hasn’t looked the same player since he left. £71m is better than holding out for £100m, ask Brighton with Evan Ferguson.
Sat next to my mate at the emirates and told her Villa were beating Arsenal in the prem and she said “are Arsenal playing away?”Yes babe they are
palmer starts against bournemouth
Hmmm
hope you boys all copied the official /epl/ predictions >>152333619
GOOD EBENING!
2 draws and 1 loss in the past 5 games for Arsenal
>>152337367City and Villa aren't even good, why are they in touching distance of 1st
aw meltdown incoming
>>152337367Coincides with all the injuries
>>152337410so same old then
>>152337417Coincides with Saka coming back...
>>152337399The league is even worse this year than last season
>Villa are now in the title race somehowmad innit
>>152337441and somehow my United are still drowningfuck amorim
>>152333503Me minus the tweeting, but i talk about the game with da chan & my friends
Viktor Gyökeres vs Aston Villa>0 goals>0 assists>0 shots on target>0 shots off target>0 dribbles>0 tackles won>0 ground duels>0 aerial duels>0 interceptions>0 long balls>6x possession lost
>>152337871He's got that Wirtz thing going now where it's been so long that you forget you were taking the piss out of him
>>152335809Thing is, once they started scoring them, teams can't sit in and let them shoot anymore. I think all of their last six goals have been from inside the box.
>>152337417never seen a team like arsenal in my life when it comes to injuries
>>152337963Yeah it’s obviously a tactic to bait teams into running down the shooters to create more space for them. I think they’ve just been lucky to score all the long range blooters.
>>152337871he's kind of not looked premier league standard the moment i first saw him play. i wonder if arsenal even scouted him, everyone else has good technique and he's just a bit of a donkey
Villa's points per goal difference is extremely efficient
the camera height at bournemouth looks even lower than usual
