it is with the utmost gravity and a profound sense of duty that I regret to inform you all that will hayward’s tinea is indeed back.god save the king
was just about to make the ‘what to wear to the afl edition’
>>152302490sorrywill haywards tinea is back
Good morning alf
>>152302501Will this affect his supercoach value?
>>152302535look we are uncertain at this stage these are new developments
Will Hayward recover?
Will wayward
min woo lee is such a weird name for an australian man
>>152302475What's tinea
>>152302780Gimme a tinea wanker
>>152302780The reason mumza told you to wear your thongs in the public shower
what the fuck why can't our sport be this popular
>>152302915afl is how cricket players stay fit during wintertheir success is off our support
sick of seeing this keli holiday faggot everywhere
>>152302964Who?
>>152302930bit mad that Shane Warne had wanted to play in the AFL but was rejected and ended up becoming the cricketing GOAT of all time instead.
>SA liberal leader is quitting just months before the next state election >libs already projected to end up with just 2-3, seats, could be totally eliminated from parliament TOTAL LNP DEATH
one nation chads rise
>>152304878From memory SA has a ON member in parliament who is literally Jewish and quit the party because it and its supporters are too racist for her
>>152302475you're supposed to put the word cricket somewhere in the OP so the ashes posters accidentally find their way here
>>152305451no
>>152305538freshcunt
>>152305451I was yesterday's OP and I did that with the cricket edition
>>152305686newfag
>opposition leaders of the libs in NSW, VIC, SA and federal become women>support for the liberals tanks even further than it was beforeCurious. Really curious.
Fast food Friday
>>152305939i've seen foids say that it's sexist and an example of the 'glass cliff'https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass_cliff?useskin=vector>give us positions of power!>noooo not like that!lmao
>>152305939this guy was a massive wall kisser
i consider myself a student of the game
>>152307145based
>>152307145A student of triple H?
there's a hole in your budget dear labour dear labour
>>152308117then fix it, dear wagie dear wagie dear wagie
>>152308221I'm a neet though?
>>152307145Have you figured out how to stop losing the game?
Any footy on tonight?
>>152309082Yes mate
1/2
2/2
pains me to think of all the fat wagie goycattle ordering their mcslop and other disgusting "food" tonight
>>152309658what are you having then, champ
>>152309669spag bol
>>152309658Cant wait to try the new stranger things upside down burger from KFC! Then tomorrow night ill get the new grinch meal from McDonald's
>>152302475will hayward recover quickly?
>>152309669Friday = Fishgonna have some sort of White Fish with White sauce. Broccoli and mashed Caulifla with a bit of garlic and ginger in the mash
>>152309866>farmed fish slop kek
>>152309959there are wild caught white fishies my guy
>>152309992not the ones that you are buying
We need RC back!!!!!!!
>>152310027then, what do
worked hard today
>>152310061It's simple what would Jesus do? He'd catch the fish himself.
dont know what the point is anymorejust garden and talk to my petspeople just hurt you and let you downjust want to leave humankind
HEYRELAXGUYthere are plenty of wild caught white fish at coleworths
i grow my own fish heh take that
>>152310197that's good mate
worked my ass of this morningformal interview for sexual misconduct for lunchworked my ass of this arvogood friday
>>152309432Link? I don't think an Italian would do something like that
>of >x2>sex criminalJEET
>>152310197your arse must be sore chief
>>152309432It's the younger one
>>152309432meanwhile Daicos played through two separate injuries in 2025 and carried his team to the prelimSilVAGni is small mind
>>152310372I’ve done it it feels good
need to line up a 'no for this evening innit
>>152310197good goy
>>152311261The revenant (2015)
>digital "rape"
/cric/ is toss
>>152302475them lions lads are on the gear for SURE
>Draper double fisting the drinks
big booty latinas owe me sex
>>152311803can you explain what you mean by this post?
>>152311874i don't want to talk about it
prob a white bogan who quoted Lucifer the air con system for his holiday house then through a series of bankrupting poor work he was left with a hot humid cesspit and became Satanthats pretty much the australian housemarket if you think about it
I asked a gentleman what he did for work. He replied that he was retired. I miss-hear him as I thought he said he was a retard.
so fucking tired
>>152311656Which ones?
>>152312607Rayner and Allen amongst others
>>152312623Almost every player looks ripped at this point in the pre-season. When they ramp up their running again after Christmas they slim down.
think i saw an iggs girl at the gym today
>Rayner has got a bunch more tattoos>Neale has got some doodles to go with his swallowsDisappointing to see. I like the Lions being cleanskins.
>>152312664on the gear, meaning shitfaced gurning on m or likelybumps off keys like I do.
lol
>>152312879Ah right. Were they posted getting off their heads on social media or something?
>>152312623Rayner just has some islander about him. Naturally carries a bit more muscle.
>>152313003is ts hard in afl?
>>152312958at the gabba live on tele
>>152313055How come I can't find anything on social media aside from some random comments about it being wild or saying to give them a break?
>>152313077dunno. I was watching the criggy, cam pans to 5 or 6 players, just enjoying the footy (sorta, mostly onn their phones and with that giggly messy look. comments about fags calling them, phones blowing up. ashc4roft bros sitting completely seperate. the tl;dr is i dont know about social media and i dont care. i was watching the cricket on fucken tele.
>>152312707none of them have topped the horrid baby's face mitch robinson had yet, the proliferation of tattoos in the sport at large is fairly disappointing. especially when half the cunts look like they've ripped off some highschooler's textbook.
>>152313094The Ashcroft bros are more the 'get on the waters and leave at 10pm' kind of guys even if they are friends with their teammates.
>>152313097wish i was getting topped by mitch
>>152313077maybe your account got zucked for you being underage or a usless poof idk
>>152313097they're young men with a ton of moneyobviously they're going to do stupid shit with it
wish i was being shit on by young men
>>152313112they were noticeably apart. like "they'll get fucked up and id'd so don't be around when they do" kind of forsight. Draper looks like the type to tear his shirt off and scream in a bouncer's face dont you know who i fucking am cunt?
>>152313139>obviously they're going to do stupid shit with ityep. >at the biggest sporting event bin the public seating area broadcast on FTA t4lehmmm lucky none of them decided tohave a quick bump during one of the 6 passes they made back to them
If I was a famous footy player I’d get swept up in the lifestyle and ruin everything
>>152313208Many such cases.
>>152313208crisp andrew lovett
didn’t eat much today
I’m never masturbating again. I’m free.
https://youtu.be/k2UZuGXGc0A?si=8iWL2z3M9l6RCBSI
>>152313272Had Hungry Jacks and a handful of those wafer sticks from the tin they have at all the supermarkets for Christmas.
>>152313272cantgainweightsperg how are you?
>>152313287it's amazing how good it feelsgood shit mate
>>152313287Masturbation is fine if not done excessively. Masturbating to porn is questionable.
>>152313315this is simply not truemonkeys only masturbate in captivity
>>152313321Monkeys didn’t escape captivity by ceasing to masturbate you dumb cunt
>>152313339think you missed the pointthe point was masturbation is not a natural phenomenon
>>152313321>monkeys only masturbate in captivityI don't know how you can be stupid enough to think this is true. A 30 second search would have shown you it's completely false.
>>152313348It actually is but even assuming it weren't rape is also a completely natural phenomenon among virtually all animal species. Are you fine with that being openly instituted within human society because it's a natural phenomenon?
>monke
>>152313348The point is masturbations only a symptom of your retarded slave existence not the cause
>>152313301brickies and chippies on the ropes
>>152313357obviously not, because of the moral implications of rape and laws that enable a society to function rightly forbid itthis does not detract from the fact that masturbation is unnatural
>>152313370It highlights your critique masturbation is unfounded because many things humans do are not natural phenomenon. But this is again pretending that masturbation doesn't happen amongst numerous animal species in their natural habitats which it most definitely does, including humans.
I deserve a wog gf
>>152313418Lot of drama.
>>152313418Italy has the lowest reproduction rate in the world for a reasonConsider yourself warned.
I haven’t masturbated in an hour
>>152313642same
im trying to jack off more not less
>>152313680why?
>>152313642I masturbate once a day. I'll probably jack off around 4am and then go to bed.
>>152313687because i want to
>>152313699why are you going to bed so late? do you do shift work?
>>152313287Enjoying your midlife?
>>152313706I don't have to get up tomorrow.
>>152313321>>152313348You know what they say, if a monkey wanks in the woods...
i used to masturbate
>>152313846I still do but I used to also.
>I lay bricks >I lay bricks for a living >I'm a fucking dickhead
why the fuck did wa ban recreational demersal fishing for 2 years?banned from posting images again ಠ_ಠ
emily blunt gf
high scoring grand final gf
gf = gay friend in all of the above posts
gay friend gf
Ella Roberts gf
I miss her soo much.
where's the turk
We got BSAs in the World Cup lads
Havaianas are the sexiest thing a woman can wear
anyone who posts about wogball in this thread should be taken out back and shot
>USA>Paraguay
>>152323019back shotted haha
I am a monkey haha oohh ohh ahh ahhh
Sometimes j feel like keying Hiluxes, their drivers are really odd
>>152313846Same, but then i found Jesus, I do backslide into porn sometimes but getting better at avoiding it and I dont even edge (though i slightly discharge) so i'm just wasting time with a spiritual chastity cage and dont want to lose the energy and hope that Semen Retention has given me
>>152313881Kek, new one is kino
>christianitydog religion
>>152325013Still the only religion that'll get you into Heaven
The wife and i's dinner out last night cost $200. Yeah it was good but worth it? I dunno
>>152325528what did you eat>>152325607good morning
>>152326067meth mostly
What's on the agenda this fine Saturday?
why do atheists get so into christmas?
>>152326682>about to mow the lawns>have a shower>go to Coles>go to bunnings>exercise a bit >putting up the Christmas tree this evening when the gf comes over>watch criggy
>>152326067Vietnamese food. $75 feed me menu
>>152326790are you a tradie?
>>152327187No
>>152327156we do owe them for all the village burnings etc.
>>152327195well that's very tradie behaviourgood luck getting past the bunnings guards you non tradie
blaming the jews for the sudden rise of every imagine online being a WebP file is just juvenile
some girls out there with real sweaty feet today
>>152327850
currently shitting
>>152311656Just saw some footage. They look like they're enjoying themselves and possibly had a few lines before they came but nothing outrageous.
>Be woman's rights activist>Refer to two men playing soccer with women as "men">"That'll be $95,000 plus tip"What the fuck is going on in this country?
>>152329946I agree in principle but I don't really sympathise with misandrists
hello
greg
I’m 29 and have never even kissed a girl
>>152328018>timmylove that nigga
>>152330432>upside down pineapplei didnt know greg fucks like that
I’m a useless autistic manchild and I don’t deserve to be in a relationship because any woman could do much better than me and deserves better
>>152330462girls lips are softer than marshmallows and smell like strawberries
>>152331109what do their vaginas smell like?
>>152331147like a gaping meat wound and sweat
I’m a loser
so why don't you kill me
I have nothing to offer anyone
>>152331554and you bring nothing to the table here
>>152331554you kept the /afl/ thread on page 1you made a contribution :)
>>152331405go back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twh9nbuGPo4>>152331554giving kids lollies on halloween always gets me joy in my heart
>>152331554Crisp Essendon Bombers
Hadn't planned to but really feel like sinking a dozen beers
>>152331147watermelon iykwim haha
god save the king
are you going to have your face scanned to search the web or what?
>>152332745whats that
>>152332745No
>>152332745no, another half arsed attempt by the government to look like they are doing somethingremember when they tried to block torrenting lol
>>152332745search engines will require you to submit a digital id and biometric face scan to let you use them soon.
>>152332826ill believe it when i see it nothing ever happens
>>152332826meds
Had a beer then a wine then just finished a lemoncello spritz. Thinking a nice whiskey next
>facescan for goyglecouple that with all the number plate tracking cams and those new ai cameras and this place is really going in a good directionthe next lockyd is going to be litty
>>152332855Nice mate get into it
decided not to go prozzos and invest that money instead
>>152333053How much were you prepared to spend?
Emma Jane team member at bunnings gf
>>152333068350
I’m going to use Mario’s face from Mario 64 start screen for facial id
3 hour depression nap
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal (Cereal)Seein' everything, the time is goin'Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin' (Tickin' on and on)Gotta get down to the bus stopGotta catch my bus
the government should take care of all my problems
>>152334350
you guys are my only friends
>try to make friends at christmas party>get 2 complaints of sexual misconductfuck normies
iggs em cazaly >>152335189x
>>152335189same
>>152335204real?
>>152335287yes
>>152335442what did you do to warrant that
>>152335204I hate people and find them boring but am thankful that I'm seemingly good at socialising and people inexplicably like me. I've never had an issue like this.
i said to my trans coworker who was eating a sausage that i would like to eat her sausage if she knows what i mean and she slapped methen later i dacked her and it turns out shes just has a deep voice
ಠ_ಠ
time for a night walk
>>152331147Depends if they have a yeast infection or not.
>>152335204be more attractive
dominos for dinner
>>152335731Nice night for a walk eh?
>>152335223bla bla tabla x
>>152334961based communist loser
>>152335547corrrrrrrrr yummo
the country's gone
yeah yours has gone to the absolute pits mate
>>152336274still better than yours
ole yankee no mates lol
>>152336033>dinner at 12:30amLate dinner.
>>152336402i'm ubermensch
>>152336434drunk af aye
>>152336542Sometimes I miss being a drunk.
Som Tilvagni
