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Late game edition:

Do you think the cowboys will fall asleep in the fourth quarter? This isn’t their time zone.
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>>152303042
shit teams
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>SAFE TYSCOTT
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SAFETY
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DEM SOIS.
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DUKE POOPCHUTE LMFAOOOOO
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>shit nigscott
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>dook shitscott
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if the cowboys don't score here I'm going to the store-
alright then I'll see you guys in a bit
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>>152303042
>ACK Prescott
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>safe teescott
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>5-3
SCORIGAMI!!!!!!
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real shit teams
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wtf that oline is terrible for dallas
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>Dook Poopscoop
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classic dakuavious
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DEM BOYZZZZZZZZZZ
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>duck poopshoot
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SAFETY
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Scorigami status?
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HES IN TROUBLE LOOK OUT
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WE DEM SAFETY
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Scorigami YODA is activated.
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>DAK "THE ZESTY NIGGER" GETS SACKED FOR A SAFETY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>sack prescott
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who you got tonight mina bros?
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Ok Al might be blind and I am his biggest defender.
That was so obviously a safety and Al had no idea
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Rooting for the wions
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SAY HIS NAME
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Oh look the Lions ripping a QB down by the neck. Most dirty team in the NFL.
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Can't wait to see the reaction to that safety in Hard Knocks.
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>Safety
kek
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damn that's close. I think it's still a safety
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THATS 2
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>>152304370
I don't care, I want her to destroy me.
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>>152304376
>shoes indoors
what a dumb fucking cunt
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When did /sp/ start calling scorigami onions?
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>black qbs
>black safeties
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KWAB
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>5-3 actually happened in 1925
Boo
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SAFETYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>152304370
Too fat
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This game should end 5-5. Thoughts?
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>>152304370
weebles wobble but they don't fall down
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Wtf
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Cuckkkkkboiiisss
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>not a safety
Lmao what? That was the most clear as day safety all year
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That's fucking gay. Give us safety kino
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That's actually wrong. This game is retarded.
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My reffies will never let me down
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Reffies RUN this league
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What an absolute dogshit call lmao.
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>no safety
lame
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Kek
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We just fucking hate the Lions, sorry
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holy fucking refball that shit is ridiculous
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>no safety
Kek
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Reffies, why?
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Jerry made the call
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>not a safety
REFFIIIIEEEEEES
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WHAT????
FUCKING RIGGED AS HELL
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The check went through
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That ball is CLEARLY not completely out of the endzone
Fuck you
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Cashing the check early i see
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refs seeing a different reality
it explains so much
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I love when the lions get fucked
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>>152304370
god i bet she drops UNHOLY deuces
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REFBALL
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BOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOO
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60 MILLION A YEAR
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ive never heard of a sack occurring WHERE CONTACT TAKES PLACE

holy fuck man

this is FAKER than wwe

FAKER

THAN

WWE
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Explain why that wasn't a safety.
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Fucking blatant rigging
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>>152304370
>the bbl smell
you just know it reeks worse than this refball occurring in detroit right now
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Why do we still watch this shit every week?
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Jerruh paying off the refs again, lmao
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>>152304429
Under or cowboys call, call it
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FUCK YOU JERRY JONES
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America's Team!!!
say it faggots.
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My reffies are in absolute STELLAR form tonight love to see it
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MY REFFIES
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Refs stole our heckin scorgami...
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Bullshit call. That was a safety
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>HOL UP
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>>152304456
Because it just isn't ok
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Nice punt
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That is ridiculous. I can't believe they expect us to not know what a safety looks like.
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Reffies be absolutely wildin this year
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dem boys winning confirmed
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>>152304456
>Jerry Jones
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Refs right now
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Scorigami bros not like this!
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>>152304456
Jerruh paid a lot of money to win this game

reffies won't let him down
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Why didn't the Lions have more guys rushing the punter there? They had 2 guys on each sideline.
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>Win against the eagles: rigged
>win against the chiefs: rigged
>incoming win against the lions: rigged
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I’m blaming Vegas on this
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>>152304475
please be a college boy please be a college boy please be a college boy please
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R E F F I E S
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>>152304468
GET THAT DIRTY OFF YOU SHOLDERS
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The reffies are right, neither of dak's balls completely left the endzone
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The JC Penny stand up commercials are the highlight of TNF
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Why arent refs held accountable for OBVIOUSLY incorrect calls?


if sacks take place WHERE CONTACT INITIATES then i hope they call that the SAME WAY GOING FORWARD FOR ALL SACKS
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>league is rigged for us
>still haven't made an NFC title game in 30 years

hate being a cowboys fans lads
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>>152304460
Refbros, we're all invited back to the cowboys party bus again!
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>>152304422
That's a polite way to put it. Jesus fucking Christ.
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Streaming for /sp/ Sun & Mon. VC still open
https://discord.gg/spider2Ybanana

Current game is on twitch tonight for late anons
https://www.twitch.tv/primevideo/home
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>>152304475
Fuckk
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>>152304456
Because the ball was out of the endzone when he was touched
We know michigan is a fucking dump where you cant afford to get glasses, but thats not an excuse
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Let's go cowboys!!!
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BRO

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR PLASTIC ASS KOREAN BITCHES
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Stay mad, fags. He had the ball outside of the endzone.
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>Jerreh pays $100 million to win this
>Still loses
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>>152304456
If you watched last week's game vs the Chiefs, you'd know that refs favor the Cowboys now
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>>152304483
for me, it’s explaining why that was a safety while saying it wasn’t by al
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well done loins, well done...
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>>152304518
hell yeah
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>>152304506
Forward progress is always about where the contact took place. It still was a safety though
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>>152304456
Basketball reasons
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Refs need to be investigated for gambling this year holy shit.
Rigged as fuck
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>>152304513
so every tackle happens when someone first makes contact….

wow, didnt know that! surely theyll call the game the same way for my Bucs when baker gets sacked
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DallASS CowGIRLS

DeTOILET CRYons
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>>152304518
only true way to watch football 2bh
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>>152304505
They would work if the jokes were actually funny... I mean, I have forty lipsticks but only two lips. Come on, man, what kind of joke is that?
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>>152304496
your pics are the only enjoyable thing about the cowboys. go lions, but i like you
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/sp btfo, not a safety. Reddit wins again.
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this emulator is fucking awesome
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APOLOGIZE
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>>152304475
plank from ed edd n eddy has more ass than the man in that image
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BWAHAHAHA
COMMENTATORS EATING CROW AND LION RETARDS BLOWN OUT
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Both these teams suck ass.
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Why does it matter where first contact was made? If you get tackled back into the end zone with the ball that's a safety.
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>>152304513
Correct call. Ball was still outside
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Im watching in a loud as fuck bar while boomer cover band playing. What was the rationale for that not being a safety.
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Never4get
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>>152304549
No
That ball was still on the goal line
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REFFIES OWN SCORIGAMI
REFFIES OWN SCORIGAMI
REFFIES OWN SCORIGAMI
REFFIES OWN SCORIGAMI
REFFIES OWN SCORIGAMI
REFFIES OWN SCORIGAMI
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i hate these rigger refs. fucking riggers.
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WTF I THOUGHT TACKLES START WHEN U MAKE CONTACT

WHY DID THEY WAIT 4 SECONDS TO BLOW THE WHISLTE WHEN GIBBS WAS UP
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>>152304501
You're in luck
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>>152304522
sacrifice a player, gain favor
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Looked like a Safety to me. More rigged shit
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So now every tackle is spotted from where the ball is when the defender makes contact??

How the fuck is that even a rule? If the ball goes down in the end zone it should be a safety
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>>152304555
forward progress
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What the fuck was that play?
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>>152304513
This one is at an angle. The angle they just showed that is straight on shows that the reffies were right. You guys are just retarded. Not a safety.
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>>152304518
why is there a big rectangular button on the front of that, and what is plugged into the front of it? Couldnt be bothered to plug all the plugs in?
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WAY HEY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HEY AND UP SHE RISES
WAY HEY AND UP SHE RISES
EARLY IN THE MORNIN
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Bussin’ With the Boys would say the refs are doing a great job this year and the NFL should feel lucky to have such professional personnel.
> Here’s the parlay for tonight folks!
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That replay after the commercials was edited cgi
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That fucking retard dropped the ball
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Jerreh WILL get another ring before he dies!
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I just bought a ps5
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this nigga literally eatin on an nfl broadcast
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Lions are so cooked
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THE BEARS HAVE BOOTYBLASTED BOTH THESE SHIT TEAMS WITH EASE
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apologize
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>>152304566
jesus christ. the only one of these i ever met gave incredible head but wouldn't let me up his ass
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lol retarded play
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These thursday night games are so tedious to watch.
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>>152304518
mucho kino. window panel antenna or cable or heroic A/V mode streaming?
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>>152304555
a different angle
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Holy fuck the offense since Dan "CTE" Campbell took over has been atrocious.
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They REALLY need to chance how Fair Catch works. Either change the signal so that it's undeniable and make it so they can't just claim it milliseconds before they get the ball or just do away with it. Fair Catch signals are like when people still did "T for 'true' and F for 'false' " on written exams. A little dot or microscopic line on the "T" does not make it an "F". So some schools when to "Circles and X's" which was a smarter move. Do something similar with the Fair Catch call and make it so it must be called while the ball is near peak height or something.

Or better yet, get rid of fair catch entirely.
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The fuck was that
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>>152304559
Zoomers are such faggots that's why all the zoomer saddies go for Gen X guys like me
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watching hockey, is the game good?
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>>152304584
Whats that?
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>Goof
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>>152304581
Not his job, faggot.
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>>152304607
No
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>>152304513
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70 is a goddamned retard
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>>152304574
>heh this new angle you didn’t have proved you wrong
Okay?
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>>152304532
Typical bandwagoning Lions fan has no idea how forward progress works.
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So if initial contact is at the line of scrimmage but I
stumble forward for 3-4 yards does the ball go back to that initial contact? Is that how this works now?
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GOFF IS AWESOME
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is St Brown playing through injury?
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>>152304584
Based. I've been playing Arc Raiders and Stellaris. Might start RDR soon.
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>>152304599
Is it because of Kirk?
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>>152304559
LMFAOOOOOOO
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Me? I am rooting for the Lions.
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27 st brown yard...lets go I need the fantasy points
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This soulless turf field looks disgusting

Looks like it's made out of Chinese shag carpet
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>>152304518
Comfeee
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>>152303631
>>152303546
Couple of non ball knowers here, everyone knows the kiwis are retarded but an American should know better
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>>152304596
lookin good bro
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>>152304558
because of your lying eyes, or something
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>>152304571
How fucking new are you? Holy shit. Forward progress has always been a thing. You can't drag a player back into having a safety.
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>>152304624
Chapped lips from making out with his brother
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Jameo and Pickens are an absolute menace to society.
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The cowgoys are too shit to win even with the backdoor deals.
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>>152304631
what would a murdered right wing podcaster have to do with this?
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>save me reffies
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>>152304617
By the rule, it's a correct call. But the rule itself is dumb. That should be a safety
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i got no dogs in this fight except i have detroits kicker in fantasy. i hope lions get stopped here and just keep kicking all night
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retard stepped out of bounds
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>Launching the ball like a retard before TD confirmed
Niggers
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ALL GLORY TO THE SUPREME GOD RA
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>>152304518
i wish i could watch my reffies of my 13 inch crt
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>>152304637
Literally all but 5 fields in the NFL are turf.
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Lions offense is actually creative and fun again wtf
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>>152304621
Forward progress has ALWAYS only been as you are pushed back
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Jamo > Maga St. Clown
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Amon Ra St CHUD
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>>152304637
all 32 NFL stadium should be open air and have natural grass
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Cowboys SUCK
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Are these two teams the best not currently in the playoffs?
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>>152304575
it's a USB stick with S1-S12 of TPB in 360p
it only has mono speakers so no place to plug in the red cable (it's hooked up to my SNES)
>>152304601
roof antenna that I split into all my rooms
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Tuddy
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>>152304646
Do all MAGAs are secret homos?
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>>152304621
It's forward progress and it's fucking retarded
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SWEET GOBLIN PUSSY
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>>152304660
every other game they decide to actually try shit, its when they start to lose they clam up and play the most pussy safe shit and cant do anything
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>>152304638
Buck status?
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>>152304668
this, but unironically
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Why is the Lions crowd so quiet? Golf claps after the touchdown
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>>152304675
imagine how TIGHT her ass hole is.
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gibbs me DAT
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>>152304621
If the whistle is blown 3-4 yards back yes, otherwise no
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>>152304660
They said Campbell is calling plays himself
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i never heard that song before
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My gf said she wants to measure my penis with the measuring app on her phone, I dont want to do it guys
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>>152304676
Its pretty much a prerequisite
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>take away safety
>get td instead
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>>152304672
the Bears will not make the playoffs
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>>152304621
Do you seriously not know how forward progress works, or is this some kind of elaborate LARP?
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>Gibbs TD
Did not want to see it.
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>>152304667
He has the Aryan Spirit.
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Lions on cruise control
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cowboy status?
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>>152304638
who is this
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>>152304672
Bengals are the best team not in the playoffs
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>>152304672
>on the bubble
>not in the hunt
what is this the gay version?
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>>152304672
how the fuck are the jags winning so much
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>>152304672
Texans have an argument to make
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>>152304699
how was this nigga so rich?
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hol up
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>>152304658
And they are different degrees of soulless shit too
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>>152304689
alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
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>>152304702
second girl is so hot man

you think she would be okay with my 4.6 inch white pecker?
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>>152304703
thats a man anon
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Loins offense looks very different when they have a good WR on the field... its almost like making the defense think that you might throw the ball makes a huge difference.
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>>152304702
The one in blue is a perfect slampig
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>>152304649
Kirk Herbstreit?
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>>152304702
one baby and that body is shot
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>you're gonna lose your mind in Detroit Rock City
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>>152304702
>>152304703
It's always a massive red flag when the incels on this board act like they would lick or smell a womans asshole, like you guys realize that's where shit comes from right? And that no matter how clean a woman claims her asshole is it's an indisputable fact that there are particles of shit on them at all times?

I'd cave a women's skull in before I ever lowered myself to licking her ass. Talk about faggot beta male behavior right there I mean jesus christ lmao
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>>152304707
They changed it, I am mad about it. All the stations are getting rid of "in the hunt"...it angers me
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>>152304644
There was no forward progress on that sack, you moronic mutt
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>>152304703
still pretty high since the iggles are self-destructing
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>>152304668
I was thinking this earlier.
I wish they would have killed domes before they became a thing years ago.

Snow games are the definition of Kino and its only a matter of time till they dont exist anymore
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>muh walter payton nothing to do with football award
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This Lions team isn't playoff material unless they activate beyond measure. They were far better in 2023 and 2024 and look how they ended up. It doesn't really matter.
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>>152304713
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>>152304672
>on the bubble
The fuck
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>>152304718
bro broke out the decimal inch ruler for his dick
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>>152304718
Her dad's is probably smaller so there is a precedent
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>>152304672
whats up with the Texans' logo?
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>>152304730
gayboy. tongueplunging a woman's shitter is one of the most fun and filthy things you can possibly do with her
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>>152304730
cope more smelllet
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>rapid recap
>watch from beginning
who the fuck uses these
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My Wyons :)
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It feels good to be sober from porn and jerking off
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>>152304730
its the pussification of an entire generation of young men, the only sexuality they are allowed to enjoy is submissive "mommy dommy please peg me" loser garbage. I honestly feel bad for them
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>>152304747
It's hot when you convince her to do it to you. good feels anons
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>>152304617
clearly AI, dakk has 6 fingers
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where is ceedee wtf I need the points
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>>152304756
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>>152304730
Someone's never been with a pretty white girl.
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>>152304732
Yes, there was. The ball was outside the endzone before they dragged him back into it. That's standard forward progress. I didn't know you were this much of a newfag fucking retard. Haven't you been watching for like a decade or more? How can you be this fucking stupid? Holy shit.
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>>152304668
100% correct

Artificial grass is a humiliation ritual and demoralization tactic of the elites
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>>152304651
the rule is forward progress, anywhere else on the field the ball gets spotted where he was hit not where he gets pushed back to
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>>152304756
She went home crying because her team is shit
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Why do the cowboys insist on running the ball when they have god tier receivers?
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>>152304756
poor girl missed the only 2 good years of the lions existence
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>>152304730
More ass for the rest of us
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>>152304730
ass eating rose with homosexuals.
you are expected to blow a dude after he fucks you in the ass, so its just a normal thing to consume literal shit nowadays.
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>>152304698
sorry detoilet, pool’s closed.
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>>152304747
women should degrade themselves for you, not the other way around cuck
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>45 minute 1st quarter
what the fuck
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>>152304756
cute :)
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>>152304730
>It's always a massive red flag when the incels on this board act like they would lick or smell a womans asshole, like you guys realize that's where shit comes from right? And that no matter how clean a woman claims her asshole is it's an indisputable fact that there are particles of shit on them at all times?

>I'd cave a women's skull in before I ever lowered myself to licking her ass. Talk about faggot beta male behavior right there I mean jesus christ lmao
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>>152304779
that 100% smels horrid
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>>152304770
Voluntary drop backs dont count as forward progress you pathetic nigger
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Is stuffed crust pizza even good??
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>>152304720
kys
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>>152304773
He was a QB who had dropped back to pass and pulled it in and leaned forwards for a second before being hit.
I don't deny that, by the rules, it's not a safety. But I think that, in the abstract, that kind of play should be one
If I asked you to imagine a safety, that's what you'd think of
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stop posting kids on 4chans
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>>152304731
It’s part of the feminization of football commentary. They get rid of all the manly words or words that can be considered manly so that women feel comfortable. Same reason you see menopause ads during football games now. So many single women over the age of 40 and 50 who’s only man in their life is the quarterback of whatever team the TV told them to like.
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>>152304794
Never had it. Seems like it'd be overwhelming and gross.
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>>152304782
>degrade
oh you hate yourself, got it
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>>152304787
Its the Christmas season anon you gotta get them commercials in.
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>you don't *really* like to smell their assholes, do you anon?
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HOL UP WE DEM SĹŚYS
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>>152304702
>>152304703
Too fat
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>>152304782
She's the one being degraded when I lick her asshole. She's not allowed any boundaries, ever part of her is my property. You are a virgin.
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>>152304808
i love to
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>>152304782
>women should degrade themselves
Why? I wouldn't want my wife to degrade herself. I love her
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>>152304782
What if she's super proper and fastidious tho and eating her ass like I would devour her like a wild animal would be an ultimate degradation could you imagine her going oh my goodness while ur loosening her ring
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>>152304718
>>152304723
mayseeds, she fucks niggers btw
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>>152304790
what is this psyop? women should be submissive and serve men in the relationship, wanting women to have any power over you is complete cuckoldry
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little ceasars isnt that bad for $5
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>>152304702
>>152304703
Enjoy your vacation from posting.
You were fucking warned.
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>>152304805
its the most wonderful time of the year...I love Christmas and New Year Eve
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>>152304794
Depends on if you like cheese
>>152304802
Why even answer
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why does the breaking the plain of the endzone rule only count for touchdowns and touchbacks but not safeties?
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>>152304808
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>>152304787
Yeah I thought it was halftime
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Remember to support the post office
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>>152304808
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>>152304747
>>152304750
>>152304769
>>152304779
>>152304790
>I love eating shit man!
Dude you're into scat you freaks
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>>152304756
Why is she so smug?
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>>152304794
no. the inside cheese and outside cheese are always at different consistencies. usually greasy as fuck and way too much goop for a pleasant texture. not to mention the 113 chemicals are in the stuffed "cheese" if you get it from a chain
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>>152304794
The crust is good but the pizza itself is worse for some reason
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>>152304808
Nah what I love is to lick them.
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How do I get myself a milf wife?
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>>152304772
Do sports teams use fake grass in NZ?
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>>152304794
I like it. It's just mozzarella in the crust
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>>152304814
fair, but only if she has never been a cumdump for anyone before you
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>>152304832
>not eating her ass in the shower as she gasps and presses against the shower wall
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>>152304825
>Burn local
what did he mean by this?
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>>152304793
He LITERALLY leaned forward. He was not moving backwards. And at the point where they made contact to stop him, no part of the ball was inside the endzone. I'm LEGITIMATELY disappointed in you JFFM. What the fuck is this idiocy? Apologize for being a retard right now or forever have this stupid shit shoved in your face for not knowing what forward progress is.
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>>152304824
NFL rules favor the offense
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>>152304796
how far should you be able to push a runner back into their endzone before its a safety instead of forward progress?
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>>152304824
because
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>>152304832
of course i am. next question?
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It's do-or-die time for my Cowboys
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GIVE CEEDEE THE BALL
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>>152304838
You realize that's a butch lesbian right
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is there a new monsters inc movie or something what the fuck is that shit
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>>152304819
>what is this psyop? women should be submissive and serve men in the relationship, wanting women to have any power over you is complete cuckoldry
Past your bedtime sweetie. 18+ website
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>>152304819
It's a pretty well know fact now that Israel and other Zionists have been pushing interracial, extreme femdom and cuckold porn on 4chan for over a decade
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>>152304838
I love how you can immediately tell that theyr'e Britbongs
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>>152304849
who knows...he's some jew larping as an Italian wigger
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>>152304838
AI is scary good these days
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>>152304747
>>152304750
>>152304779
Good lord. When I graduate as a medical scientist the first thing I'm going to do is invent an anti-aphrodisiac.
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>>152304850
Hopefully your entire family dies in an automobile accident.
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>>152304861
Butch tom bottom actually
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>>152304858
>anons on this board would tongue the poop from her butt
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>>152304847
you have to be 18 to post here, kiddo
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>>152304871
remember when it couldn't make fingers?
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>>152304852
A yard. I don't deny that it'd be subjective and hard to get right. But it'd still be better than nothing
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>>152304812
you are the one with your tongue up someones shithole. i understand the concept, but that is a place only for your dick, not your tongue. might as well give a fag a bj right, since hes the one being degraded
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>>152304877
go on.....
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>>152304824
Because the ball is still able to be advanced at the time of a safety/touchback tackle
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>>152304825
Sorry Jon, Im finna freeze global
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>>152304794
No. It fucking blows and is for fatties. It's never good. Imagine biting into a delicious pizza with a right mix of sauce cheese and toppings and then you get to the end and rather than a satisfying crust crunch, you get some dry ass unseasoned nasty cheese that ruins the crunch of the crust for the sake of limp bland cheese and more doughy bread.
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cant believe you idiots dont get the domination and ownership aspect around a girl giving up her ASS HOLE to you.
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>>152304824
breaking the plain rule works exactly the same, if a single centimeter of the ball had been breaking the plane of the goal line at the time of contact it would have been a safety
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>>152304824
So every single time you are on the 5 yard line, you snap the ball to the QB its a safety?
Forward progress is pretty easy to understand you retard
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Robertson always over shoot the tackle. Put in WHITESIDE
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>>152304848
I can tell you're a true romantic.
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>>152304839
I think only field hockey does, no other major sports do

Mini golf I guess
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>>152304808
After you start licking you don't really smell. Unless they're super dirty
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I’m still cringing from that Simpsons collab for Bengals vs Cowboys
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>>152303042
op are you retarded? the game is a hour earlier for dallas
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i eat a small steak and eggs everyday for the last 2 years
is this good for me? i have no idea
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>>152304891
>if a single centimeter of the ball had been breaking the plane of the goal line at the time of contact it would have been a safety
they legitimately said the opposite lmfao. any amount of ball beyond the line is a tackle for loss not safety
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>>152304897
That game was hilarious
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>>152304877
yes
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GIVE CEEDEE LAMB THE BALL
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Stfu about eating ass you weirdos
>>152304858
Oh I get it now never mind
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>>152304891
He’s asking about possession. If dak dropped back into the endzone, then scrambled forward, the ball had still broken the endzone plane
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I tried to do anal with a girl once but my dick was too large to even come close to fitting
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Dook poopshute should remove the tattoos.
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>>152304901
Not enough
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29 missed an int there
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>>152304901
add fruit to it and you're set
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The gyaldem want the team with the cute kitty to win WuW
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>>152304915
DID HE SAY 6 7?
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>>152304915
BUTT PLUGS WORK WONDERS
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>>152304913
based
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>>152304894
i make passionate, frenzied love for hours at a time. i fuck good.
i miss my ex immensely.
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Slurpfags btfo. Not a slurper
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>>152304906
no they didnt you dumb nigger the ref said "the entire ball was out of the endzone thus it isnt a safety"
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>>152304915
You need to curve it around your balls more and kind of tuck it in and sit on it
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>>152304925
shut the fuck up retard
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>>152304925
who? noods?
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>>152304921
I never understood why fat fucks always nod to themselves after every bite.
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Ripip Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
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>>152304915
massive amounts of lube and go very slow, still not as good as vag imo, just fun for the psychological aspect
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>>152304901
if you're balancing with decent carb loads, water, and exercise it's perfectly fine
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Anything to drink anon?
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>>152304925
STOP POSTING YOUNG PUCCI
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>>152304921
>yankee
thats a bong
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>>152304915
Not too large, not enough lube
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>>152304925
i want to beat the shit out of all of them
CONEON PICKENS
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>>152304921
Based carnivore. Here's what I cooked
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Alright.
I've fucking had it.
I thought you all knew the rules but apparently you need a fucking reminder.
This is a NSFW BOARD
This is a FOOTBALL THREAD
You CANNOT post NSFW/lewd images or there will be fucking consequences.
You've been fucking warned for the last time
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>>152304945
no thanks
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WHITES WINNING
BROWNS LOSING
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>>152304945
Too fat
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How many Lions/UM fans are having flashbacks of that end of 3rd quarter OSU drive with this?
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>play Hella Bells when visiting team has 3rd down

Fantastic
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>>152304901
Saturated fats are objectively bad for your heart in large amounts.
Beef is also chock full of things that are good for you.

Moderation is key for everything. You should eat a small steak once or twice a week. Everyday is not a good idea
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>>152304945
She looks so depressed and run down :(
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>>152304945
no thanks, i'm driving
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>>152304890
I do. You just don’t put your mouth there. you jam your rod up it and smack her on the back of the head.
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>>152304884
No? Because it's not embarrassing to get your dick sucked.
It is embarrassing to act like a cute little proper maiden, then expose your asshole to my devouring mouth.
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>>152304914
it doesnt matter what has happened until you start getting tackled
should it be a safety if the qb drops back into the endzone and then throws the ball 20 yards and a receiver catches it and is tackled? the ball broke the plane!
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>>152304928
>>152304934
>>152304943
>>152304949
My wiener is so large sometimes I feel like it's going to snap off in the pussy when it grips so I think anal is out of the question for ever
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>>152304945
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>>152304951
Pork is low tier
Not even kosher
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>>152304945
shes dressed like a 13 girl would at her birthday party.
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>>152304936
The gyaldem doesn't like meanies. We like nice people WuW
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am i going insane? someone please tell me they like to actually be the one in control of their relationship and sexual life and dont like women to walk all over them
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>>152304969
lol
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Sorry but if Pickens is this hurt and ineffective, he needs to sit bottom line
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Why are they holding up 3s?
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dem boys falling apart
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>>152304965
go to sleep buddy, you have an english exam first bell
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>Get Sackedscott
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>>152304964
>no thanks, i'm driving
Even better
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>OH MY HECKIN GODDESSES!!! DID THE GOOD BOY RAYNE DAKOTA PRESCOTT DO A BOOF AND BOOP AND MLEM AND THDOW TO THE QUIRK CHUNGUS GEORGE PICKERINOS????!?!?? OH MY FANTASY FOOTBALL!!!! WE HAVE SURELY ACHIEVED AN EPIC VIRTUAL VICTORY KIND GENTELSRIS!!!! WE ARE ALL DEM BOYZ THIS DAY CHAT!!!!
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>dak sackscott
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>>152304945
One club soda, please
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>SACK PRESCOTT
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>>152304956

Many such cases
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>Dook Poopscoop
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>ack!
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Prescott hurt its over
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>>152304988
THINGS THAT DIDNT HAPPEN
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Aryancos :)
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who was he blocking
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Undergods we're eating tonight
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We used to be able to talk about the football going on instead of just talk about the pornography. Fucking hate that zoomers ruined 4chan even worse
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>>152304454
Plus tip!
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>>152304915
Tell me you're a virgin w/out telling me
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This is the same cowboys team that beat the chiefs last time out?
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>>152304979
>in control of their relationship and sexual life
you are literally fifteen years old
>>
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>>152304974
Jew/Muslim copium
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>>152304971
I had this problem with a girl and it turned out that she transitioned to a he and likes girls. You're not too big, they're just not wet
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>>152304975
latinas are known to be very immature
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Women are mysterious and angel-like.
I only put my mouth and penis where a woman permits.
A good man serves his woman and asks for nothing in return, knowing that she will make his life better in ways he doesn't even understand.
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>>152305004
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Remember when everyone said that my wions would get btfo lol
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>>152305004
That's a great movie
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d-ack
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>>152305015
cuckold cope
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what's H1S name
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>>152304970
Can you understand the difference between one person explaining what another was trying to say and them being the same people?
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>>152304953
This. Its fucking disgusting
Watch the game, have fun but keep it sfw.
Go lions
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>>152305022
All females are whores and dont deserve gentleness
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>>152304973
Hot
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>>152305033
>cuckold
you don't even know what that word means, bud. off to bed with you
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>>152305029
NICE WEMB
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I pit a parlay for Dakota to throw the first pick... did I do good?
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>>152305034
>Darth Chokecock
Lol
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>>152305029
does this hurt the dak?
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>>152305034
>black mascot
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>>152305029
nice OL play 71 lol
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>>152305029
Did Dak do something to piss off the guy on the left side of the line lol
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>>152305029
Tyler Guyton is average as fuck. Dak has saved him from so many lowlights by getting away from sacks
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>>152304953
>>152305042
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>>152305035
do you think he vanished from existence or do you think he read my post responding to what he was trying to say
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>>152305043
thank god someone sensible at last
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>>152304597
>>152304566
This woman has her pussy visible on the internet. She isn't a dude
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>>152305032
Thats a bloke
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>>152305034
Nig Nignog
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>another big prime time game for the chiefs
Kek I really hope they are completely out of the playoffs by then.
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>>152305063
damn that's a bummer
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>>152305029
>HERE WE A'CKKKK
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No flag?
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>>152305050
the midget is the best of the 3
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>>152305060
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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what ever happened to the Darren Sproles 2.0 the Cowboys drafted?
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>>152305034
Shit Shitshit always gets me
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>>152305055
rigged
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>>152305043
As I age I understand this truth. And they like it. They want daddy to punish them
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the fuck was that goff
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>goof
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>goff with all day in the pocket
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>>152305050
Am I going to be put on a list if I banged the middle one?
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>goof
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Nice dirtball goff!
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>>152305003
Where are the Rams?
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>0 pressure
>feeds the ground the ball
???
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>amon-rast. brown
uhhhh
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goff cant improvise
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back from the store what I miss
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5 fucking seconds with a 4ft bubble and can't find a receiver
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>>152305034
dACK princesscot
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>>152305090
Faggot list maybe
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>HERE'S A GUY
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>>152305099
another FG
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webm bro can we get one of that Goff pass>
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>>152305099
Safeties don't exist
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>>152305090
on the prefers-dudes list, yes
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APOLOGIZE TO GOFF RIGHT NOW
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>>152305099
unfortunately a fatal accident
>>
500
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>>152305034
For me? its either Dink Pinkstink or Stat Padscott
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STOP GIVING THE BALL TO GIBBS WTF NIGGER
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>>152305099
Brandon Aubrey anal discourse
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NEW

>>152305116

>>152305116

>>152305116
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Your team needs a QB. Do you take Dook or Goof?
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>>152305099
Not much
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detroit begs for flags a lot
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>>152305117
Thats a troon?
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>>152305099
DOOK
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Wow the refs fucking HATE the Lions lmao
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No offsides?
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Holy offsides
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>>152304947
We claim him.
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why is a tackle for loss not seen as valuable compared to a sack?
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Fuck you Detoilet
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>>152305090
HIV positive list.
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>>152304864
That's actually just the regular userbase
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>>152305010
cute
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>>152305095
No one likes the rams
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FOOMBLE
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>>152304896
This anon knows what's up. We have both tasted the defeat. But it gets better! It does taste better! Just after a couple more licks, I promise!!!



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