>Lap:#8264>Countdown to MAIKEL.... GP:https://f1exposure.com>Last lap:>>152299855>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:23>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:214>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:224 (223 starts)>2025 WDC Standings:NOR: 408 (+12)VER: 396 (+25)PIA: 392 (+18)RUS: 309 (+8)LEC: 230 (+4)>2025 WCC Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 800 (+30)Mercedes: 459 (+18)Red Bull RBPT: 426 (+26)Ferrari: 382 (+4)Williams Mercedes: 137 (+15)>2025 WEC StandingsHAM: 1,451.39 (+80.00)NOR: 1,369.87 (+89.58)TSU: 1,331.09 (+54.17)>News:FP1: NOR VER LECARO,LEL,LIN,BRO,CRA,IWA,OWA,SHI,HIR also drove in fp1FP2 in 2 hours+ at 14:00 proper timeF2 and F4UAE also going on
*WINS WDC IN YOU'RE PATH*
Alonso pole
morning cunts
KIMIIIIIIIIAAAAAAA
Lando Norris wins the WDC after Oscar Piastri follows team orders
oscar wins a wdc by doing nothing
nigher
>>152312425
>norizz wins lol
>>152312424world of tanks looks weird
how is he doing?
>>152312424Lando already won after Kimi followed team orders
how fucked up would it be someone crashes into norris / piastri / verstappen lap 1 turn 1
>AMX P1>PS3 P2>Goblin P3>Goblin wins WDC without needing team orders (this race) because of (((Antonelli)))It came to me in a dream>Captcha: AM4XW
>>1523125030% everyone will get out of the way if the chamapionship contender is next to them.
hamilton overtakes lando for his first podium at ferrari
>>152312491Who?
>>152312534I dunno, there's tons of rookies on the grid this year
>>152312534Don't tell that to Romain Grosjean.
>>152312491he better be pregnate
>>152312554>there's tons of rookies on the grid this yearabout that...
verstappen has no chance, its over
>>152312503ENTER
>t1 l1 norris bottles it>piastri has a chance>piastri bottles it last lap>max wins
>>152312594after last weekend i won't underestimate how shit mclaren can be
Jensen butthole
>>152312491He cute
>>152312610Your MS Paint skills suck
hello /f1/did i miss anything from practice?
that's a really big yawn for someone who's gonna be a world champion
Just finished a 14 hour driveHow was p1
AMD AMX
>imagine having fake water for your marina
>>152312670there was a can of red bull on track also chuck spun
>>152312491He's getting spanked by Signs :-0
chances of crashing into max:>kimi - 5% he can't do it again especially now, he will get lynched for real, surely>lando - 7% he might drive the most careful on the entire grid, but never underestimate his bottling capabilities>oscar - 10% one final cuck moment in a cuck year>hamilton - 20% revenge for 2021>george - 30% the taliban has nothing to lose and mercedes is just another way of saying mclaren
>>152312680
>>152312698Colapinto getting lapped is still on the table
>Norris loses the wdc after being stuck behind Alonso for 60 lapsbest timeline
>>152312491He's so damn lucky.
>>152312711CHADopinto won't get lapped. Because he will be in a wall before that can happen.
>>152312633Sir Lando Norris wins
>>152312717THE TRAIN GIVETHTHE TRAIN TAKETH
>THE FIRINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL DIVERSITY IMPROVES#IRISEASONE
>>152312386did the NARB renew with Merc in the end?
>me right now eating the f1 slop
>>152312739yes months agothat's why he's shit again
>>152312737excellent idea! and he should be the first one out of the door if they really want to improve
none of these f2 shitters can stay on the trackhopefully this happens with the f1 drivers too
>>152312698George is one of the safest drivers on the grid these days.
MICHAEL NOpart 2 incoming
Leclerc and Max have a deal btw
>>152312795whatever it is it seems pretty one-sided so ar
>>152312610Based
>>152312386Wait wait waitMcLaren put fucking Pato O'Ward in Oscar's car for FP1 on the weekend he could be world champion?What the fuck maneHope he drives the fucking wheels of it on Sunday and fucks Lando over
Are Red Bull using the spicy Brazil engine this weekend or the older unit from Qatar?
>>152312893apparently every driver decides when to let the rookie go for a practice round and oscar delayed it until now
amx
>Lindblad 6 tenths down on StanekTop F1 material
>>152312893all drivers have to give up 2 fp1s, oscar had to give up his seat today
>>152312910Unknown, but you'd imagine so as its 'bouncing' issue was only really strong felt in an aerodynamically-sensitive circuit like Qatar with its high lateral Gs compared to this one where braking's more longitudinal.
>>152312935they got him for his pace btw
Alonso is pregnant?!?
>>152312935Just shows how OP Invicta is.
>montoya shits on linblad during fp1, says he only got the seat because he's british and his results aren't good enough to justify it. says iwasa should have got that racing bulls seat after winning super formula>next session linblad gets out qualified by his kid teammate tsolov
>>152312978he is right, but you could say the same about his son in f2
>>152312978This kids the real deal though
>>152312978helmut has lost it
1 bong 20 bings until fp2, wat nou?
>>152313012honestly, at first i didnt have hopes for him, 3 seasons in f3, not great, but it was because he is very young, he is doing great in f2as i say last week, how will redbull justify putting linbad if the mongol is raping the indian?
>>152312978Tsolov took 3 years to do something in F3, Iwasa's rookie SF season was underwhelming and his F3 campaign was underwhelming. Academies don't rate drivers on just F2 now where engines wary in performance
>Lando this is Os-Zack, Zack Brown>We need you to bin it into the wall at full speed>Don't question it>Remember how we race Lando, papaya rules
>>152313012Reminder that he intentionally crashed into Alex DunneActual reminder that never gets mentioned that the rest of the grid thanked Tsolov for doing this due to Dunne constantly driving like a faggot and hitting others during races
>>152313041>the rest of the grid thanked Tsolov for doing this due to Dunne constantly driving like a faggot and hitting others during racesthats so cool
>>152313041I feel bad for Dunne, feels like he really KWABed his own career the last few months
>>152313061Wouldn't be too bad if he ends up in Alpine but yea, if he doesn't then gg
I think Oscar would swap with Lando, but he'll make it so humiliating that they wished they never asked
>>152313041source?>>152313061>he needed to stay in mcLaren for 4 years like drugovich being a simcuck
is it toe early to say it's completely over or do I have to wait until FP2?
death to doomposters and non-believers
>>152313012that's just Lance Stroll if you squint your eyes enough
>>152313061there is not much you can do if you have no funding, he'll end up like Robin Frijns and have to settle for a low-tier series if the Alpine thing doesn't work out
>>152313087How's Paul Aron doing?
>>152313110>let's see Paul Aron's card
gimi
>>152313110Slower than Colapaydriver for the fifth time this season
>>152313098Wait until quali
>>152313117gimi
>>152313110soon to be replaced by Dunne is he's slower than him in testing
>Sauber will stop existing after the same race that kills DRS
>>152313098It's been over since foreverWe're all just being roped along for an anticlimactic +20s lando win
The cheats will not win.
speaking of drugovich, is anyone going to watch the formula e race this weekend?
Fascinating creatures
>>152313163>jaguar>stellantis >mahindra>lola-yamahalol what
>>152313163I will only watch it for r dan
>>152313163no
>>152313163>watch>formula eThe fuck is wrong with you
>>152313163I haven't watched an FE race since Heidfeld retired
>>152313163no, but i hope that my boy pepiño does well
Brothers, wearechecking seems to be down. Has something happened? Did they change domain again?
>>152313163Dennis is the Verstappen of this series. he's getting raped
>>152313163:<
>>152313179you'll be watching it under the name of F1 in a few decades, want it or not
>time travels to 2013do NOT go on a ski vacation !!
what does the e stand for lads?
>>152313163Do FE cars still make that high pitched whirring sound, shit hurts my ears
Fastest sector times of FP1:> Verstappen - 17.290s (S1)> Verstappen - 36.402s (S2)> Hulkenberg - 30.546s (S3)
>>152313199entertainment
>>152313204Red Bull do be gloryrunning
>>152313163>full yarama coursecars must be less of a yoke now
I think we should bring back double points for the win on Sunday.
If you pay for my flight, I can go give Max the advice he needs in-person
>>152313209But they never do in FPs thoughbeit
>>152313168but Andrea didn't send amx into the wall with a 51G crash and then wave the Italian flag after winning the race while amx was still in hospital though?
F1 moments for this image?
>new engine regs for next year
>>152313223McLaren last weekend
>>152313215OK but I don't have money
>>152313163>Nissan driver won the last seasonLet's fucking go
>>152313230MY ENGINES BRINGS THE BOYS TO THE YARD
>>152313236take out a loanmax needs our help
>>152313163I can't stand the noise the cars make so no
>>152313230Where can I buy old F1 engines?My Fiat Punto could need an upgrade
>>152313163I haven't watched any races
>>152313230who is this engine demon?
>>152313252I watched the first one where Prost’s son attempted murdering someone
>>152313230i'd love to rev her engines, if you catch my drift
>>152313255
>>152313163DAN!
>Euroformula The championship that's whole purpose is to allow rich shitters to win something in a weak field
lawson is so fucking ugly
>>152313285forgot pic
>>152313163Fuck electricity
>>152313286>lawson
>>152313230Imagine the emissions
>>152313230Imagine the lubricationMy crankshaft would break and spray oil everywhere
>>152312737AYO I WANT BLACKS AND BRITS ON THE TEAM SO THEY FAVOUR ME
>>152313230I mean I could swap my Fiesta's 1.1L for a chinese diesel tractor engine
LECVERRUSANTRUSSAIHADALOHULPIAHAMLEL TROLL NORIZZ DNF
Ok I will watch your championship
>>152313098They said maybe a dozen times on F1TV that FP1 is entirely unrepresentative (which is why they fill it with rookies), so yes wait until FP2
>>152313329vodka was strong last night it seems
>>152313285>>152313292I believe there was only 4 full time runners that year too. Is he the shittest driver ever to drive in an actual F1 session in the superlicense era? People were ruthless on Nissany who obviously sucked, but at least had some F2 points finishes on merit. He never stood out as being particularly bad in F2, unlike this potato nigger who is by far the worst driver in the field.
>>152313163the unction!
>>152313230hot chicken tier skinny legs
>>152313292>30th in F3>24th in F2Legitimately, are you even allowed to have a Super Licence with results that bad?
Charles Leclerc 2026-2036
Now that the dust has settled, was DRS that bad?
>>152313361I hope you like double drs because new regs are centered around it
>>152313336>kalle rovanperaThat's the WRC champion, right? Why is he competing against thirteen year olds in New Zealand?
>>152313342Alfonso Celis Jr. in recent memory is the worsthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsKEuX_znWs
>>152313163my anal lub didn't arrived yet
>>152313183go to ppvs.su
>>152313380
>>152313361DRS is a free overtake ticket for shit driversMakes me fucking sick about the fact of drivers in front being unable of using it back to defend themselves
>>152313285whats worse, Eurocup-3 or EFOpen?
Because we need a finnish driver once bottas retires
>>152313407Räikkönen Jr. is about to turn 11. Won’t take long before some driver academy snatches him.
what will you miss more?>yugi>drs>sauber
>>15231331310/10
>>152313406EFOpen. Eurocup-3 is still new and getting stronger due to the Spanish F4 bloodline. Colnaghi who won the 2025 title managed to get scouted from there to Red Bull and did alright in Macau with not the best team.
>>152313423Hamilton P18
>>152313292more like Cigan Shields
>>152313422isnt he ass in karting?
>>152313036Underrated
>>152313438Bwoah
kwab
>>152313422>>152313407Forget about Raikkonen for now before he actually starts getting results in series that matter. Your best hope rn is unironically Taponen and recently Oskari Walle who came onto the scene as a rookie in OKJ. Taponen's rep is not ruined this year due to him beating his teammates. if he performs this year and has impressive f1 testing showings then he can get a seat in the future
>>152313454it was actually a fun video
>Deny Piastri a practise session and give him a half baked car>"no we don't favor Norris"
>>152313460Must be demoralizing as hell for Taponen to see a guy year younger he raced against in F4 get promoted to F1 while he is still stuck in F3 lmao
>>152313490>>152312929>>152312936
DUN DUN DUN
>Piastri and Norris' sides of the garage will not exchange any set-up data this weekend, per Racingnews365.>Technical briefings will be held separately at the team's hospitality between each driver and their own set of engineers
>>152313519ITS A TEAM SPORT BTW
>>152313519but goblino said that they are team???
>>152313519they managed to put norris on the lead as planned
>>152313491that reminds me of some junior driver getting struck by this reality when Verstappen got promoted in 2015
>>152313530Zak also said Oscar will have to take team orders because it's a team sport. McLaren is just lies on lies, what a shit team
This is the future of F1
>>152313519>
>last season of the engine being dominant
Lawson's season summary:>Qualified badly in all 3 of his sessions for Red Bull>The field was really tight and his margin to Max was actually pretty normal compared to Max's other teammates, but it looked very bad on paper>He was doing well in the first race until being left on slicks in a monsoon, deliberately sacrificed for Max's benefit>He did fine in the China sprint and made up a number of positions with strong overtaking and race pace>A decision was made to take the Honda money and so for the GP they openly admitted they gave him a joke setup which was undriveable>Except they said it was to 'gather data' when obviously it was for optics to help make their decision look more justifiable.>Never in 25 years of watching F1 have I seen a team admit that they intentionally compromised a car setup, in case you think that is some kind of conspiracy theory. Horner even said before the race that he'd been given no chance of getting a result due to the 'experimental' setup.>Tsunoda moves to Red Bull and was even worse than Lawson>He wasn't 'not much better', he was WORSE, because they fixed all the most major issues with the car before Japan, and yet still his qualifying was barely better and his race pace was worse.>Lawson moves to the B team and more-or-less matches Hadjar, scores 45% of the team's points, beats Hadjar over the last half of the season.>So by the end of the season we see that Hadjar was a superstar who has excelled all season, the only choice to get the second Red Bull seat. Meanwhile Lawson is a complete loser who was justifiably fired and then struggled to keep up with his rookie teammate, lucky to even stay in the B team.How does this logic work please?
>>152313562hadjar is jewish anon
>have 2 wcc contending drivers>have one of them skip fp1i hate mclaren
>>152313555he looks like a costumized PS3 character
>>152313562>outqualifies Lawson in nearly all sessions >gets unlucky in Singapore, Qatar and Belgium with various issues costing him pointsjust watch the sessions ladyboy
>>152313346>Early 10' shittersgrim
>>152313586It's Lando's team, Oscar is just there to make up the points for the WCC and will never be allowed to win a WDC
>>152313519whatever happened to we win and we lose together? I think stella/fat brown said the same after qatar
imagine if mclaren will accidentally give piastri the correct strategy. like they put him on a 2 stop strategy and it works, and lando loses out somehow. what would they do then
>>152313562jar got that fucking podium, without it, lawson could beat him
>impedingZak's payment went through.
>>152313603they win and lose together separately
>shitbull
>Norizz slow >PS3 slowMax wins lol
it begins
>>152313614>what is plausible deniability
>>152313346what phenotype is this?
>>152313609They're so incompetent this might actually happe
>>152313623it's what fat brown has been doing all season
>>152313626Medshitters.
Rule, Britannia!Britannia rule the waves!Fraud-fraudstappen has shown his ways!Norris to be crowned, a Genuine and True WDC!If Fraudstappen wins, then I'm killing myself!
>>152313614>>152313622FraudStappen cheating as always
just checking in for fp2what did i miss?
>>152313346Buffon?
unc still cooking frfr
>>152313592Lawson had a bunch of issues which cost him points over the season too. Also, he personally was responsible for Hadjar's second-best result in Monaco, not Hadjar himself. Indeed Lawson is not very good at qualifying, which is why Hadjar should have beaten Lawson by more if he was performing so well as people have claimed. If I had to choose one or the other I would choose Hadjar, but the difference between them is minimal. Hadjar you get better one lap pace, Lawson you get better racecraft. Insane to pretend that one is a superstar exceeding all expectations and the other is straggler lucky to be there, when their results are pretty similar.
Ted into that Abu Dhabi kush
it's over
>>152313656That’s peculiar… In 2012 all of the drivers were born before Schumacher made his debut
>New Zealand tv ads on WACWhat the FUCK is this scorcery?!
>>152313660>not hadjar himselfhe qualified 6th in Monaco in a track where qualifying matters most. I do agree that Lawson is unfairly spat on but he also kept his seat so he's rated as stopgap
>>152313519>McLel denying itself valuable dataOh yeah, it's all coming up Max.
it never even began
>>152313610And I don't begrudge him that, he's done well this year. It's just been really blown out of proportion, meanwhile everyone has completely overlooked Lawson's good performances.
>>152313694every stream now uses new zealand sky sport
you doubt?
>>152313710fucking kek really?
>>152313713CORR
what if mclel legitimately aren't fast enough to even make the podiumwill they force piastri to crash into everyone?
>Paul Aron on commentarygrim
>>152313562Lawson is Tsunoda's replacement now and will be used to measure the guys Red Bull are actually interested in againstlike Tsunoda, Lawson was simply never highly rated within the team and only got a shot due to Juri Vips getting cancelled, and he only got the Red Bull seat due to the team really not wanting Tsunoda there unless they had no other choice
>>152313728toto will order kimi to trigger a yeallow flag
>>152313660Lawson's got to stop creating bad luck for himself, he attracts it. Then he could be great
why is he 'paul aron' and not some silly name like 'karel pups'
>>152313711Never
>lawson
Kek I thought this was just for NZ
>>152313713yeap
HAD A JAR
>>152313717yeah, it's been like that for some time now
>>152313713whoever at mclaren hires these women definitely has a type
1 HAD 1 JAR
who is talking? just began watching
>>152313758lobato probably
based alpenis not giving a fuck
looks fake
>>152313762im watching sky, is a guy that drove for alpine and sauber
'member?
Cars wont stay on the track race day imo
Is JPM a permanent member of the F1tv cast now? If so that's incredibly based.
the field legitimately looks so closelando would need to pull off the best performance of his life to win
>>152313770the camera has filters anon, you can use one aswel
>>152313772and i'm just joking of course friend
Ayo
>>152313777Seems like he is, they're even bringing him in on commentaries now. Sure beats Will Buxton from last year
>>152313778hopium
>>152313781ok, i hate sociato
>>152313782ToT
>>152313779doesn't mean it doesn't look fake
>>152313778Quick reminder that last year's pole lap was 1.22.5 and everyone other than the ferraris are still sandbagging
>>152313777I think he's mostly just around for the f2 weeks her his son is racing
Max needs P1 and Lando only needs P3If Max doesn't get P1 then Lando doesn't even need a podiumIt's never been more over
oh it's OVER over
>>152313778This seems a bit unrepresentative, like no way is Hulk, Bearman, Hadjar and Ocon getting near the front
oh dear he said the p word
>>152313770yes
>>152313697Yes he did his part in quali, but in the race itself their strategy only worked out because of Lawson. Anyway we will see what happens next year, I think Lindblad is not going to be that great, but it's hard to say. I thought the same about Antonelli and he was not that great at first, but is starting to come right.In these situations it's kind of a lose-lose for Lawson since everyone already decided he sucks regardless of his actual performances. If he loses to Lindblad then he is irredeemable (probably true if that does happen), but if he beats Lindblad easily then it must only be because they both suck.>>152313734Vips was going nowhere by that stage, he did not get fired for saying nigger it was just a convenient excuse. Lawson was already ahead of him in the eyes of Red Bull, although I agree he was never all that highly rated. But keep in mind Lawson rekt Albon in DTM and in fact won the championship in his first attempt, then did well in super formula and probably should have won that championship too. I think that was ultimately what got him a serious shot, no one expected him to be Max but he seemed to be a solid choice.
>>152313777i hope he will replace cooltard. i fucking hate mcsquareface
>>152313789but you do watch sk* sp*rtsare you completely retarded
>piss is a bad wordFuck off
>152313778Pressure off Yuki means he could perform and help AMX. Hadjar looks fast on top
>>152313803Now he'll never get the All Pain seat
>piss is a naughty wordwhy are brits such homos
>>152313803p@ssy?
it's so over
paul aron is>>152313811easier to find on the internet, i would like to watch f1tv
Marko Asmer mentioned
does anyone know how old are Max's and Lando's PU?
>we made some changes in the backgroundThe Great Satan rig is in
What do you think about my oneitis guys? she in abu dhabi rn
williams are cheating
>>152313785The quality of F1tv has proven to inversely correlate with the amount of Cuxton on screen>>152313796That makes sense. Too bad tho because I always enjoy more Big Juan.
>+0.680lel
Pretty obvious they turned down Piastri's engine again this week so he's absolutely no threat to Norris in the WDC. Fuck Zak Brown, time to go to bed
>>152313829
>>152313825I met Max Chilton in around 2009 when he was in British F3. He signed an autograph card for me on a pit walk at Croft. He was very polite and chatted to me and my father for 5 minutes about schoolwork and the demands of his busy schedule.Also met an Estonian driver who didn’t make it for f1 in the end but who now mentors Juri Vips I believe, he was called Marko Asmer
I met Max Chilton in around 2009 when he was in British F3. He signed an autograph card for me on a pit walk at Croft. He was very polite and chatted to me and my father for 5 minutes about schoolwork and the demands of his busy schedule.Also met an Estonian driver who didn’t make it for f1 in the end but who now mentors Juri Vips I believe, he was called Marko Asmer
>
Lando will 100% DNF and AMX will win
>>152313843why aren't you patriotically fighting in ukraine
>>152313843Trust in the bottle
Tsunoda showing the true pace of the tractor again. Shame on Red Bull.
alobros... 8 tenths... not greatat least i hope we make it to q2, that way we will have fewer q1 elimination than poois
>>152313797at what age did you guys start to hang out like this, with real women around
>>152313856i'm not ukrainian
Tyre allocations but at the start of the season and teams have to pick which tyres they bring to each race. You can run out of specific tyres if you use all of them.
>>152313857yeah, i dont understand all this ITS OVER posts, we all knew that mclaren was going to be the fastest, the only chance is a t1 or engine failure, nothing else
NO GAMES
>>152313869even wets and inters?i dont like the idea
>turn 5 onboard shownwhoa
>>152313869OI WOT IF U CANT CHANGE YE TOYERS AT ALL? MENTAL INNIT
okay so ps3 is out pretty muchhopefully he'll be out enough that they can't use him for team orders
>all the goblin needs is a podium>sabotage ps3shameless
games status?
>>152313886this could backfire, they can't use him to block/hold anyone up if needed
And Piastri firmly back to Baku-Vegas form, I see they are not taking any chances.
>AD21 mentioned
>>152313892Zak is clearly not taking any chances with goblin's WDC and has neutered Piastri's car. His far superior pace to goblin last week must have scared the shit out of them.
Don't forget to check your testicles regularly for abnormalities.
>>152313897excluding max, there are no other cars that can be ahead of goblando on merit to take a podium spot unless both mercs find something
ferrari finally has a mineral water sponsor after years of chuck gluging water onscreen
This will make it 7/8 of the last weekends where Piastri will be miles behind Norris, the other 17 weekends he beat Norris 10-7 or 11-6. Truly a thing to notice.
>>152313904we are checking
SundayNorris pitstopRear right crossthreadScreecap this
astonbros??? we are ahead of haas by 7 points and behind visa by 12as long as the top 4 do their job we should be fine
>alex brundle: "in piastri's following lap, he didn't do anything wrong, was very clean, didn't outbreak himself, etc.>"it's fair to say that he's lacking some straight line speed
>>152313916I like how they experimented with letting him off the leash at Qatar and quickly realized they fucked up and the only way to undo it was to 'forget' to pit under the safety car.
>>152313892But why? Ps3 is a compliant bitch boy, he would 100% take a team order if he was out of it
>>152313923You're done anyway with the 2nd biggest fraud in F1 history becoming TP.
I'm not prepared to see Norris's quirk chungus mom
>>152313928because they have absolutely zero confidence in lando, and they can't risk it in any way. which explains what they did last week
>>152313926>>152313899just a coincidence, don't worry about it
bearman podium soon
>homo shit on sky
>>152313930good, that way he isnt touching the carufff not great
>>152313928It's pretty much a lose-lose but I would rather ps3 be up there and it can expose goblando as the bitch he is to need team orders than ps3 to be nowhere and the goblin cruises to an easy podium
doubles an hulk wins
>>152313927Pretty much, this won't be the worst WDC ever, but it will be the most pathetic one with everything that's happened.
>>152313932jajajajja
>>152313911I wouldn't count out leclerc yet the ferrari is a shitbox but all it takes is 1 good qualifying lap to be a thorn in the side of goblando
>what is he doing, this idiotSTAND UP AGAINST ABUSEBAN ANDREA KIMI ANTONELLI
>>152313903Jew feeding its Golem
>>152313949>believing in ferrariyeah not me, you have fun though
>>152313928The thing is even if he cucked and took the team order Norris will have a giant asterisk next to his "championship" for the rest of his life. We won't win the WDC without a permanent stain on his reputation for winning under such pathetic circumstances.
>>152313947Funny I actually liked McLaren up until about 20 minutes into Australia 2025 when they started team ordering Piastri into not passing Lando and never stopped after that for the entire season. McLaren are scum of the earth
>>152313968He won't win the WDC* kek. Time to go to sleep bros.
>>152313968I don't think anyone outside of /f1/ would care.
fuck it I'm going to bed
>>152313968Piastri is not even getting in the top 10 the way his car is performing right now. Zak has thoroughly made sure that he won't be a threat to Lando. He won't even be in a position to decline team orders, he'll be so far behind
i haven't been watching sky, what have they been bitching about this time?
>the big leclerc
I wonder why Brits like to make it so hard for themselves, needing OP cars, team orders, steward bias and media propaganda machine buil around the sport. Just have actual all-time great/GOAT level drivers instead.
>>152313978seek other places online and see that you are wrong. /f1/ isn't unique
he is a big guy
>>152313992They're not good enough to win it on merit so they have to cheat. In sports like cricket where you can't cheat, they get smashed and they don't like it
>>152313978Completely disagree. McLaren has completely lost control of the narrative on social media. Everyone memes about McLaren now (e.g. memeing about giving up a position to make it fair for Norris). No one is buying McLaren's bullshit anymore.
>>152313978absolutely not. everyone on social media and in real life knows what a kwab fraud lando is
>>152313992>>152314012You're saying this right as we enter the Bearman era
On the momentous occasion of Sir Lewis Hamilton completing a whole season without a podium (first in a decade to do so!), does anyone here have a full list of drivers who managed that same feat?
but what does it mean
>>152314002Interesting. The one world cup they won was by cheating, so you might be on to something.
>>152314039please don't put your penis in the wheel
Can't tel if its better for Max to have Piastri in the battle for the win or not. Maybe it's the best to have just Lando up in the front and crash into him in a classic front into rear wheel racing incident
>>152314049don’t tell me what i can’t do
>>152314039
>>152314049but I heard it requires nuts to work
>>152314050since oscar isn't in the fight, what's stopping lando from just launching it into max, and even though they will both DNF, he still wins because piastri is nowhere?
mechanical failure for the goblin on sunday please and thanks
>>152314042They cheated in the womens soccer world cup in 2022 too, it was disgusting to watch. They got comprehensively humiliated at the Olympics though. In a fair fight, they almost always get shit on. Which I guess is why McLaren have decided they aren't going to allow Oscar to fight fair.
3 months no F1 after sunday..
>>152314076moeten zij weten
>No, the British team isn't favoring the British driver which has been financed by his wealthy British dad investing millions on said British team, chud. It's a conspiracy theory. Signed: British media.
we’re in the good timeline now. AMX will win. trust me. t. john titor
>>152314050Even if it was 100% Norris' fault, Max would 100% get at least 10 seconds for it.
>>152314068Lando doesn't have that DAWG in himhe'll off himself due to the backlash afterward
>georgeno thanks
>>152314076preseason testing starts in january
>>152314079>Race article>not penned by Edd StrawShan't even consider.
the other future of F1 get used to it
>>152314079>British journalist with close ties to British team McLaren, defending McLaren managementimagine my shock
>>152314068because he's a pussy
>>152314076it's okay, we'll have the winter olympic games in February
I don't hate edd, not really, I'm only being mean as a tsundere
>>152314099becuse he doesnt hes a beneficiary of team orders and one of the best cars of all time
important announcement: i'm currently hearing the fuji tv f1 theme
>>152314012>>152314020Okay, but I don't care, I will just read up on the young drivers test the day after the race like I always do, regardless of who is champio.
>>152314099Why are British drivers extremely so.y like this? How do you go from Nigel Mansell to the current crop? What the FUCK went wrong with Britain?
>>152314068>what's stopping lando from just launching it into maxGetting disqualified, 0 points, no WDC and probably a seasonal ban when he can confortably cruise to 7th
>>152314128Meanwhile Spanish drivers
>>152314128Hey cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>152314128>Nigel Manselloh please he was just a fat retard
>>152314079>hyphenated last nameyou just know
Imagine being a Kimi imposter and then costing Max a title
>>152314128none of the British drivers are all that alike thoughLando is very American-coded, I dunno how else to describe it, Richard Hammond had the same energy if that makes sense, he doesn't talk or act like how a British person wouldGeorge is an artificial human created solely to sow discord, love him or hate him he I think he brings a lot by simply being thereHamilton is black, now depressed and blackand Bearman is a ladyboy
>>152314101wtf i forgot about that2026 finna be a story brehs
>>152314157Just realised that if Max loses, Kimi will get bullied relentlessly again, even if he doesn't do anything this time.
>Lando P1Its Overstappen
>>152314143But he was /our/ fat retard>>152314167They're all low-T effette fags who pontificate against the ills of toxic masculinity, racism and sexism. Globohomo tools.
>>152314172It's pretty well established from his onboard that he had legitimate tire wear problems and almost lost the car several times before he pulled over to let Lando past. Anyone bullying him now is a straight up moron
>>152314135Love Alonso
It's over. Max will not win the championship. Your champion is lando norris this year.
>>152314179Austria though
>>152314188True but Max lost a ton of points in Spain by his own hand
>>152314177>be Bearman, who is extremely flaming lala gay faggot levels of fruity>podium in your first full season of F1>be Hulkenberg, a relatively manly and heterosexual man, one of the only ones left in the sport>take 15 years to get a podiumhmm
Now that the dust has settled, was it intentional?
>>152314199When was Bear Man's podium?
>>152314199>Being gay is cool if you score pointsNation in decline
>>152314203no but verstappen driving into russel and costing himself points was definitely intentional
>>152314199>Bearman podiumdid you skip ahead in the script or something anon
>Piastri formally asked to help Lando despite "muh Papaya Rules">McLaren isn't sharing data between cars this weekend, and keeping briefings separate>this likely means P3 is just isolated with the worst setup and strategyFull Piastri sabotage here. Papaya rules only when it suits Lando.
>>152314203He's a rookie, rookies are idiots. Kimi also took out Leclerc accidentally at Zandvoort. He also fucked up Piastri's race in Brazil. He's under a lot of pressure to perform to Toto's expectations and fucking up on a regular basis.
LEC HAM VERdouble mclel dnf
>>152314222The only people denying it at this point at Brits, McLaren are not even bothering to hide it any longer. Hopefully Piastri can find a team that will allow him to win a WDC, because it very obviously isn't McLaren
>>152314229>ferrari 1-2Next year bro
>>152314223Yet more arguments in favor of not putting rookies in top teams
driver error>other drivers crashing into you>car failure
>>152314238Toto is trying to have his Max moment and everyone else has to suffer for it
>>152314222looks better to the plebs if ps3 doesn't need to be team ordered and the goblin can coast to an easy podium
>>152314199Bongoid was so quick to shit on the rest of Europe again he didn't fact-check his feverish homo delusions before posting.
>>152314250They will do anything to avoid the horrible optics of team ordering Lando's WDC
>>152314233Maybe Piastri does not know how to set up a motor car?
>>152314199decent bait
>>152314256Where's Doohan
>>152314260Yes, I'm sure he has no idea how to do a setup after 69 race starts
>>152314256Stroll and Alonso?
>>152314256I think I will miss Tsunoda.Yeah, he's shit, but he was fast sometimes.
>>152312534There's always a wall to crash into
>>152314264having gay sex with hulk alo and troll>>152314268having gay sex with hulk and doohan
Anyone got the ferrari LEL image?
>>152314265Nice.
I just hope Norris loses it to a 100% self inflicted kwab moment
>>152314273How can you have straight sex with men?
>>152314283you have to be a woman
Cheer up guys, next season you're getting an Indian version of Lando alongside regular Lando on the grid
>>152314282>"any race now, I s-swear"
>>152314209>>152314219That was before the rewrites
https://x.com/brakeboosted/status/1996950589532475679it's over, we're about to witness the bad ending
>>152314304It would be funny if we get late safety car that puts max first and lando fourth. There should be enough time to restart but for some reason race ends under safety car.
>>152314304never underestimate mclel's and especially the goblin's ability to choke
>damn Oscar, what a shame you don't get to harvest some precious data in FP1, but that's what fair for both of you :) now, say it with me... PAPAYA RUUUULLLLEEEZZZZ
>>152314282Would be poetic justice if Norris kwabbed himself, especially considering he's done it before
>>152314323good
>>152314329What was he thinking here?
>>152314345>thinking
>>152314345>Snifff
>>152314345Another certified Lando moment
>>152314304Anon, this is hardly a bad ending. Even if Lando is WDC, almost nobody respects him as a good driver and mclel's reputation has gone down the gutter this season. Don't forget that he's been booed on the podium multiple times in the past few monthsMax already saved us from the doomed timeline in 2021, just enjoy the ride and laugh at Lando's clown championship alongside everyone else
>>152314099
>>152314304>falling for mclaren fp gloryrun
>>152314345>Senna said that one time something about the gap, so...
>>152314297Like in Canada?
Just had a nap and the result of the race was revealed to me in a dream.Lando leads the entire race with Max a distant third, but there's a late race crash. Trying to prevent a 2021 situation the race director decides to throw a red flag with 5 laps to go. Lando chokes beyond belief, completely misses the corner and loses 7 positions while Max forces his way past Piastri. Ted and Crofty cry so hard the sea levels rise.
>>152314375they have been unterhunding lately0,4 advantage in FP means 0,8 advantage in reality
>>152313313
>>152314353The person that respects Lando the least has to be Max. He bullies Lando at every available opportunity, including as recently as Qatar turn 1
>Piastri does badly >sabotage>Norris does badly>haha he's so badboth are above average shitters. PS3 coming to Red Bull or any other team only to get his shit kicked in or officially turn into bottas can't come soon enough
>>152313313>No hips
What if Hadjar uses the old truck of peace move on mclaren this weekend?
>>152314400Piastri was one pit stop away from a grand slam last weekend and now suddenly can't make the top ten. Stop being a disingenuous faggot
Is FP2 over? How did it go?
>>152314409i would put a baby in her tummy
>>152314392trust the plan
>>152314409thats a good thing, you dont want your son to have a fat bottom
>>152314413he would not have got a grand slam because Ocon stayed out the first SC lap
>>152314428Confio en El PlanHANOI
>>152314432And that's why Ocon finished on the podium? What are you even talking about, the race was between Max and Piastri. Ocon wasn't even a factor
>>152314436you have to lead every lap for a grand slampole, win, fastest lap is a hat trick
>>152314400It has to be pretty blatant when even jos is right, anon
>>152314436but you didnt say that, you said that he was going to do a grand slam/chellem
>>152314413piastri would've world champion years ago if he knew how to be consistent
>>152314424https://www.formula1.com/en/video/2025-abu-dhabi-gp-fp2-norris-frustrated-with-verstappen-in-second-practice.1850676398283682877Heet is voorbij
footy fans beat their wivesf1 fans beat their... kids?
>>152314442Oh true, forgot about the lead every lap part>>152314444checked
>>152314443jos and max are just playing mind games, they dont think that
>>152314446Nice resolution
>>152314444>grand slam>those digits
>>152314446>Heet is voorbijhete greet
>>152314447>Text CHILDIs this how bongs order slaves from the Paki rings?
>>152314452They recognize it because they probably did it to Perez's car
Is NARG fully part of the great satan? Or is there still hope for him?
>>152314467
>>152314468nah, that was misinformation by peterwindsor, my enemy
>>152314471i heard Torger tried to teach german to him but failed so maybe yes
i cant see or hear abu dhabi without hearing >MAIKEL in my head
>>152313711Norris will win WDC.
>>152314493
Hayes will crash out Norris, trust the plan C
Waking up on Monday and seeing the Telegraph front page: "NORRIS RAPED"
>>152314614After tittle win?
>>152314614now why would norris rape on a sunday evening
>>152314543We need to build a car for combat.
>>152314647yes, he will use the moment to go public about how the arabs raped him(it was consensual sex in exchange of a championship winning car)
McLaren must be kicking themselves that they've got a championship winning outfit again and possibly the dullest, least marketable guys in the car.
>>152314651
>>152314680they never should've fired retardo, I'm sure he wouldn't be far off either of the two current weakminds with this car
>>152314513>>152314493>Toto, it's called a motor race. Ok?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/lifestyle/article-15355891/lando-norris-love-life.html>not a word about homosexuality
>>152314746F1 races in countries where it is illegal to be gay. He'll come out only once his racing career is firmly in the rear-view mirror and travelling to the Middle East is no longer a professional obligation.
don't lose faith
>>152314779
>>152314810>Xitter
>>152314704>"Asphyxia" is a term derived from Greek that literally translates to "stopping of the pulse." This term refers to a multietiologic set of conditions in which there is inadequate delivery, uptake, and/or utilization of oxygen by the body's tissues/cells, often accompanied by carbon dioxide retention.>Source: https://emedicine.medscape.com/article/1988699
PASTRY FLAKED AGAIN LMAOOOOOOOO
>>152314779>did u do the dishes>kwabwhat kind of response is that?wouldn't washed mean he was good but not anymore
>>152314842I thought all of South Africa had moved to Perth, surprising to see some of you still left behind
>>152314738Ricciardo is Top 5 worst drivers of all time
McLaren is really sabotaging Piastri huh.
>>152314901Hopefully, he can't help Lando as much if they banish him to the midfield
>>152314866why doesnt belgium/germany/netherlands/scandinavia just import all the 8 million whites from south africa instead of randos and their issues from MENA? so much easier to integrate and solves the low birth rate crises for a couple decades
>>152314901They turned down his engine even harder than post WCC. Previously it was down to P5 level, now it’s P11. They really don’t want him anywhere near Norris on the track and they’re not taking any chances.
>>152314918South Africans are generally kind of sinister and extremely racist, like not in a funny way. They’re not terribly well liked here. Perhaps Europe has the right idea not mass importing them.
>>152314918they arent racistsbtw, there is no problem, in he short run, with having a smaller population
>>152314950tell that to the system
>>152314901It's basically 2014 all over again.And 2015. And 2016.Rosberg only won with the boiling-a-frog strategy: Slowly "heating up" his points tally without the team noticing until it's basically too late to catch by regular means. This was Piastri's only viable option as well.
ey system, there is no problem, in the short tun, with having a smaller population
>>152314918>whites from south africaRight. Because Elon Musk has done so much good for the US, right?
>>152314979Yea
>>152315061>>152315061>>152315061
>>152313742Becuase (((aron))) is not estonian.
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