Golden Knights Edition >>152306843
shall be watching uvm vs bu tonight
>>152326270Didn’t ask
Did you guys see the tkachuk brothers podcast is already getting cancelled. They had the balls to insult women misogynistic fucks.
>Sabers>Jets
>>152326282coached by torts
>rolls into thread
>>152326290yet heated rivalry is doing numbers. it's obvious what attracts women
>>152326290I caught a clip earlier and got distracted by how ginormous Brady’s pupils were
debbies got a guy named CROOKSHANK in the lineupthat's a bomb ass name
What's on tap tonight lads?
Took 2 days off /hoc/ Did I miss anything ?
>>152326361[Webster] Carter Hart is day to day with a lower-body injury.https://xcancel.com/dannywebster21/status/1997086720823808188
>>152326290Women are misogynistic fucks so I dont know why they would get in trouble for saying that
Ew gross there’s marner on my screen
Mark carney said soccer is the number one sport for young Canadians and will replace hockey soon during some World Cup interview.
>>152326470>a politician was pandering
>>152326526Was he wrong tho?
>>152326545Everybody starts playing soccer when they’re young, then they switch to real sports like hockey and handegg
Remember when markstrom seethed so hard that he broke his own players wrist KWAB go flames
>>152326545yes, this is a cricket nation
Hoc better stop talking shit about the pwhl
Why aren't the golden showers starting the rapist tonight?
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGay>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McShit>McSissy>McTantrum>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
>>152326620how much box do you think the one of the right gobbles down after the game?
>>152326545Only a matter of time before they start converting local hockey arenas in buttfuck in to indoor soccer fields
>>1523266563 quarters a box of wine
>>152326545Hopefully
>>152326670holy shit, she is just like me.
>>152326672You gather up all the quarter boxes at the end of the week and mix em in to 1 bag too?
>>152326620We're a /goldeneyes/ general now.
>>152326690yeah, but those I give to the homeless. tis the season.
no verification needed and then my computer crashed jlmi
who wins the atlantic, chat?
>>152326878Probably a shit team like the lightning
gametime :)
>>152326654xhe rb you already posted this last thread
>>152326878Shabs
MY Stormies :) Are tied with the SagiNAW SHITS
>>152326975>tied with shit Sounds like the storm
>>152327030My Stormies :) haven't been good since Doughty :(
38 years old never kissed a girl
>hoc is deadI thought the game was growing, Gary?
>>152326322Guys who are hot and nice? Not sure that's news.
SHE SCORES! AGAIN!
SCAAAAAAR
This oriental nigga has 15 goals in 13 games
>>152327336please god do something
hi
celebrini has been cheeks this game
>>152327336GOAT
>>152327434He goes silent against good teams
>>152327336He’s pretty good.
Robertson had a rough start of the season, metrics were good but no goals. I'm happy for him.
>>152327336Sorry, no room on team USA, Chang.
>>152327509It’ll be an insane fumble if he’s left off the Team USA roster. I don’t think he will be but honestly who knows.
>>152327496>>
My statesmen are violating Oswego rn.
>>152327632Okay well as soon as I posted that Oswego scored but it doesn’t matter Hobart is still winning
third period is on bro's :)>>152327509nobody fucken cares dylan
Doesn't matter if they're first in the league or at the very bottom, I will ALWAYS be excited to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey.
>>152327539You don't have faith in Bill Guerin and Mike Sullivan?
Hobart status? Undefeated, Ranked #D3 program in the entire US, and well on their way to a 4peat.
Lol. Neither the Devils nor the Knights have been able to get another goal this entire time? How are these fuckers in the running for the play offs again?
>>152327835>tfkek
Rantennan is pissed
wtf my sharkies actually scored
4 shots 1 goal. Sad.
>>152327949OUR San Jose Sharkies :) look like absolute shit
>>152327879legit pissed?
>>152328019It feels like this whole game is being played in slow motion.
What drugs do you think Brady was on that day?
I thought the Mammoth were a good team this year but Cole Bagley was on Donnie & Dhali today and he said they sucked. Turns out he’s right.
>>152328074Matthew Tkachuk is so sexy I want to have his babies (I’m a man)
rantanen in charge of staying out of the box
FREE MY NIGGA MIKKO
>Rantanen gets a penalty because some guy took his legs out from underneath him 50 feet away from playWhy are you penalized for being better than other players in this league? Less than players are just allowed to take runs at you to make up for being inferior in skill
Vegas is mean to let the devils get their hopes up like that.
Someone sabotaged Dallas’s ice. Canadian hit job bet you anything.
Every team is going against Rantanen.
>>152328207Could it be that hockey simply doesn’t belong in Texas?
>>152328222No that’s not it. Dallas usually has great ice. And who would want to fuck with Team Finland and Jason Robertson who will represent America? Canada. They feel the gold slipping away and are getting increasingly desperate.
Dallas is a pathetic organization oil need to embrrasses them in the playoffs
>>152328267oilers are going to be embarrassed by the ducks this year though
>>152328303Ducks will fall apart in the new year. A rookie team like that can’t keep this pressure for a whole season.
Nothing but slurpers tonight. Thank you Gary.
>double deflection own goal from E. Pettersson and M. Pettersson
>>152328267Learn English poopskin retard
>>152328303Yeah because the stars are missing playoffs
>>152328320wdym the knights won :)
>>152328342aew got canceled kwab
>>152328362nah you're thinking of slopdown
oh my god stop talking about your mandramas you giant fucking queers
>>152328303Edmonton soilers>doing anything of note this yearTop fucking kek
>>152328335Isn’t Dallas’s 90 percent Mexican last one to talk that way to me bitch born and raised here
>>152328450excellent post
>>152328457>proceeds to suck at English againYou should all go back. Don’t speak to me until you sound passably white it’s offensive.
I'm a Flamiac (Flames maniac)
It's Tyson Barrie time baby!
>>152328450that's what hockey is for though
These two Shark fans taunting kek.
Ducks are fucking weebs
>>152328505that's stolen valor
>>152328644I was accepted to be a Flamiac earlier this year. I've been eating my fruits and vegetables, donating blood, and volunteering in my local community.
>/hoc/ is barely even able to get though 1 (one) thread a day nowkwab
>>152328689i blame the media blamers
>>152328689The schizos won
Yes Steel let's go.
Did you guys see Wayne Gretzky stumble out intoxicated and mispronounced every countries names?
>>152328689Some of you have opted for MAID in the postseason, but it’s not in high enough numbers yet
No
>>152328728They totally fucked him. All the American athletes got the one word countries while he had all the potential playoff nations.
celebrini is a fraud
>>152328771smitty isn't going to fuck you
The Columbus Blue Jackets are unironically the best team in the East
Starsies to the Cup final in June
Mikko
they had better be correct lmao
based video intern
Come on Canucks get the goal and light up my budweiser glass I got.
No Celebrini goals against the Stars Gary’s orders
Another 3 point night for the Moose!!
Miro deflecting Celebrini's shot and then scoring the empty net.
I'm not sure offside rules should be allowed to nullify 40 minutes of gameplay.
>>152328689Cope
>4:20 to go in the 2nd and the Canucks down a couple
>>152328959Pretty impressive considering he’s 2nd in the league for penalty minutes
!!! STARS WIN !!!
STORS WIN!!!
We're on your ass Colorado
>>152328755You should be able to say cote d'ivoire if you played hockey and curacao if you're the kind of weird boomer who goes on cruise ships
>>152328982With 6 minutes today, he's first
Biggest Dumbass Zigger of the Night Award
the canucks are stealing mckenna and theres nothing i can do about it.
>>152328633Gotta keep your head up kid. He was bleeding good too.
>>152328303Again you mean>it was 3-0
>>152329046I would give up the first overall pick if it meant playing exciting regular season hockey that means something. Hope my Canucks figure it out.
The Devils haven't scored a goal in 3 games
I would give anything for a goalie like Wolf on >my team
I tuned in to the Dallas game late, but I think I went to college with the chubby/fat girl sitting in the crowd behind the Dallas coach
>>152328844I want to congratulate the (Western Conference Champion) on winning the Stanley Cup
>>152329161Oh no even Quinn’s lifeboat is sinking now
>>152329241The Jackies are a powerful team
>>1523288822, 5, 1, 7, 4, 3, 6
it might be a little harsh but i think wilson should hit leo carlsson so hard in the head he forgets how to speak english as retaliation to the trouba hit
Arshdeep Bains scored his first of the season!
>>152329515chills.
>>152329046dont worry we all know our nuckies will go on a 10 game winning streak in march and still miss the playoffs to draft in the low teens with the flamesies :)
lmao Macadonia
frank and beans for dinner
>>152329574Yum!
i dont watch or give a fuck about povertyflop why the fuck would i have seen what the fuck gretzky was doing with that sport for shitskins?
TUSKS UP
The word around town is that the USA won the World Cup this afternoon
>>152329559 the flames wont be there this season :) andersson and kadri are getting traded
[Good news] Rantanen has entered the top 5 point scorers this season !
HIT DA SHOT WITH DA POST
>>152329669yet another display of finnish dominance
I can't be the only one who has noticed so many of these teams completely waste all these pps.
>>152329660yea just like all the other trades gary has made so far this season right
Hughes killed Cooley and just brushed it off.
imagine the type of dreg that shows up to anime night at the arena
>>152329734i think so, kadri is by far the best player on the flames and why wouldnt a contender team want him as their 2c
Beauvillier scaaaars!
Someone throw a jersey on the ice in Rogers Arena.
>>152329669where are the ncaa produced players?
>>152326258Nigga stole my pepe and put pee pee on it
The canucks are worse than the flames who started 2-10 or whatever it was
Trouba finna bouta get played by Wilson in the 3rd poeriod
Bless you Beckett sennecke>>152330065It was a clean hit, kid should keep his head up. Also trouba would whip Wilson's ass.
>>152330095>Also trouba would whip Wilson's ass.whatever you say lol
caps are cheating again, intentionally displacing their own net
kek, these refs are dog shit.
>Refs don't give penalty to Caps>But gave penitaly to DucksAwesome Gary, very cool.
>>152330004deep-dicking ur mum n sis lel
Don't score on 4 back to back powerplays?No more powerplays for you then, maybe git gud.
knights won' rebbies los't :):
>>152330050nah i think the first one here was the wild. followed by this one a good 6 years ago.
>>152329669Fucking cunt should've been suspended and not been playing.
garytime in socal>>152330662based
>Business idea Put a glass ceiling over where the glass ends so the only way the puck goes "out of play" is if it goes in the bench. Quit all this shot goes out bs.
>>152330662He managed to snag to coveted top penalty minute spot.
Granlund sucks. Floating at the blue line then as soon as he got the puck he lost it
Husso pls
we shoot out now
Shootout in the Anaheim Corral, everyone brings three bullets
>>152330685
Tiny trying to pull a fast one
Oh boy refpuck
i say no goal
>no no no, that wasn't in
wtdlf theres still hockey at this time of night?
>>152330823He didnt push the pad and the goalie was already retreating. Natural momentum. Goal
that's a push, but fuck washington
WE HAVE NO GOAL
no rebound, that's a goodie
It's my ducks so of course it's no goal
Based washington not trying on their first shot knowing that was a bs call
im not a ducks fan, but their commentator crew is the best in the league. they are actually the most neutral in the league imo. unlike those fucking faggot cunts in vegas or dullas or lolorado.
>>152330866>unlike those fucking faggot cunts in vegaswtf dave and shane are super neutral
>>152330866kwabsota also has fucking retarded announcers.
McTavish is too smooth in shootouts
Overturn that one refniggersMctavish is almost automatic
>>152330866>most neutral in the leagueI'd give that to Ken and Mick in Detroit.
>>152330884nah, ur mum does lel
i could go for a frank
wash ain't winning shit
DUCKS WIN REFS LOSE
ducks win!
Lol. Even when refs were favoring the caps, they still lose.
>"swedish" (arab) softpusy seething bout my Wilds againkwab indeed.
retard caps
>>152330903I'm afraid the east are all frauds this season
>>152330895KEK
>>152330908Wtf was anime about this night?
ducks prevented caps from going 3-0 vs california this weekkongs and shorks, pack it in losers
>Favoring the Caps>5 Analcrime PPs>Free headshot on Leonard
>>152330936Probably the in game advertisements on the jumbotron
>>152330927on god tho
>>152330938>Free headshot on LeonardClean hit according to NHL standards. If it was IIHF rules he would've been thrown out of the game.
>>152330938>free head shotLol keep your head above waist level
>>152330967>It's clean if you ignore how he got hit in the head, just don't get hit in the head retard lol
>>152330976this but unironically
>>152330976>just do betterYes.
>>152330976The first thing you learn in hockey after learning to skate is to keep your head up. You cant go leading in with your head first then complain it gets hit in a clean check.
Ethan Frank spelt his name wrong
>>152331027Something marc savard forgot, then learned, then forgot again right after.
>>152331038He just busted his nose he probably will remember pretty clearly next time
The Canadian hockey player Matt Petgrave, who was arrested on suspicion of manslaughter following the death of former NHL and Nottingham Panthers player Adam Johnson in 2023, will not face criminal charges, prosecutors have confirmed.
he plays in the echl now
>>152331092>>152331116Sad
public service announcementthat "leaf" who has been spamming racebait on /sp/ is actually rootless wop diaspora larping as italian>>152322338>>152322591>>152322643you can see him kick into action here>>152323634>>152323610leafbros, do you have a big wop infestation somewhere in your country?
whats your spotify listening age if you only listen to linkin park, disturbed, slipknot, soad, tool, offspring?
>Two years after Adam Johnson's death, Matt Petgrave ...Reddit · r/hockey30+ comments · 1 month agoReally happy for Petgrave to get back on the ice.
My Spotify age was 67 this year. I like the classics.
>>152331144hmm... probably 43.-45. i listen to a lot of early-mid 2000s punk and indie and they hit me with 41 (i'm 39)
they wouldn't allow a bad person to play in the echl
>>152331164Erm
>>152331251EM lost kwab
>>152331134Certainly you mean our country, correct? With that flag and all?
What do you think Draisatl and hyman discuss in the locker room?
>>152331285money and efficiency
>>152331165I got 37 and I am 34 so its not far off
>>152331279the flag was chosen at random
ya know that Buble has a nice Christmas record
Mom passed this year and she liked that. I'll have to spin it in her honor.
>>152331483sorry for your loss anon
>>152331652Thank you, she had been ill for years, we got lucky to have as much time with her as we did.
Wait, so Gary is trying to tell me that a player wants to get points in as many games in a row as possible? That sounds like hogwash to me.
>hockey night in canada
schaefer being a dman adds at least 8 extra points to his total
>>152331946being an islander is an automatic -12
>>152332054
grrrrrrrrrrr I can't stop thinking about how much I hate those canadians grrrrrrrrrrr
white women and fags in my country are all watching heated rivalry
grrr if I saw a stinky canadian id sock him right in the jaw grrr
>>152332738peak white woman core
>>152326258The most blessed editionThe rest of you could learn a thing or 2 from based OP
poo peeland
Why do you do it
it's an entire land or pee and poo
>>152326258Kessler likes feetplay
>>152326290You logged on to this website just to lie
>>152327694Remember when that freak Samir posted his hand and foot
>>152332930cute boys website
>>152330942Im all those
>>152331658Did she like bbc
>>152332948
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jen jen jen jen saaaaaar do the needful
You cannot stop the loading
>>152333027:3
There is no one here. Go home, Aussie.
>>152333156>>152333192>>152333201
>>152333249oh that's just small dick cric
>>152333281Once again, I must ask. Why do you have so many fucking name fags here.
>>152333249actually the game has been grown but only to brazilians who think we're all gay
>>152333321Are they wrong tho
>>152333295how fucking new can you possibly be
ngl to lie this is a pretty good pun
>>152333624dont encourage him
>>152333624I get it
>>152333624Yeah? Explain it
>>152334006it's one of those things you wouldn't get unless you live here
>>152334027So its like AIDS
>>152334069more like GRIDS
>>152333624>no ducks team has ever done the flying V for kino after their playoff seeding is already securedbummer
>>152334089Gay retard intelligence deficiency syndrome?
>laffs
>>152334199We don't post our diagnosed health problems here on /hoc/.
>>152334256You do everytime that flag is attached to a post
>>152334311Big dick syndrome is harder to bear than you think
>>152334338That's not a real thing. My mom told me there's no such thing as a big penis.
>>152334372anon, i.....
I heard retards have big dicks
i like hockey and i think that it is good.
>>152334372trying too hard kid take the day off
Surprised to wake up this morning and see everyone in the NJ devils organization still has a job. What a bunch of losers… brought to you by the same blitzer entertainment group who came up with the “trust the process” Philadelphia 76ers strategy
>>152334933they have their jobs still because they know for a fact that Quintin J. Hugglestein will be joining the team soon
>trading away your captain twice in 5 years>cantpucks
>>152335007That would just make a soft team even softer. Quinn missed the biggest game of his life (4nations) with a minor injury. Not to mention he was the C of a decent team that had to be gutted because they couldn’t get it together. Not impressed by this dude at all
>>152335191i get it, but man, he's the 2nd best dman in the league.
>>152335260hes a forward pretending to be a defenceman
8 years in the league and quinn has 117 hits
The blatant finnophobia of the refs is disgusting.#freeRantanen
>>152335649heal him
>>152335672the weak of mind cannot be healed
Do people still think he's just a Mackinnon baby?
>>152335767No, Nathan Mackinnon did not give birth to him.
>>152335767Their new cope is that he’s a dirty goon rat. I do think it’s interesting he’s 100x more passionate and animated now than all his years in Colorado. He’s plays angrier but seems happier.
heck yes
>>152336105are you gonna take mr mckenna away from us
>>152336180gary would never allow that
Stenberg is a better pick anyway
>>152336246what would he allow then for my flames and your canucks
>>152336320he is going to give gavin to florida
McDonalds
>>152336397no way jose! floridas first pick belongs to chiraq
We got early games today :)
>>152336481the real breakfast of champs
3 weeks and 4 days until the official Olympic rosters are submitted and announced.
