previous >>152323884
W-who is that guy on Washington?
Primate Jr.
>>152328485>lions and cowboys playing on both thanksgiving and christmasthat seems kind of shitty
Raheem Morris is a jive talking nigger
>>152328597YOU WOULDNT FUCKING DARE POST THIS ON YOUR MAIN COWARD
>>152328597Ummmm like what even is this comment?
>>152328569>>152328597ofc yall say this on a no pfp burner lmao
>>152328597even the trolls say this is racist
Is this an appropriate reaction?
No one cares avapedo
>>152328623
Why yall on here on Friday night? No hoes?
>>152328582Thursdays are their domain apparently
>>152328623If you like milfs then Broncos Country
Just eated 3 cheeseburgers and 2 tacos
>>152328631I'm a homosexual
>>152328657Based ryback
>>152328662whys her pants unbuttoned >>152328630whys she got a colts necklace
>>152328657woa
Fuck racists and fuck homophobes
>>152328620if you just lost at fortnite sure
>>1523286627.5/10>>1523286308.5/10
Fuck this bussy
>>152328631
I’m drinking Dr Pepper Zero Sugar
>>152328631I’m married. So no.
>>152328742i like diet coke
>>152328631It's cold and I'm going on a work trip tomorrow
>>152328710t. 400 pound lard ass
>>152328631date last night, date tomorrow, im getting tired of women
Gene Upshaw, Jerry Rice, Bill Romanowski and Tom Brady are the only players in NFL history to appear in Super Bowls in three different decades. Upshaw is the only one to do it with the same team, and Brady is the only one to actually win in all three decades.
>>152328770>working on a Saturdaypoorfag white trash says what?
>>152328782Where does age 29 Patrick Mahomes fit into this?
>>152328742I just finished off a two liter now I'm drinking coke zeros. I had two cheeseburgers, some tacos and a milkshake. Watching bald and bankrupt and wondering how my life ended up like this.
>Mendoza threw 32 TDs and 5 INTS, with a 72% completionDamn
>>152328793>not having a job important enough to warrant putting in work on the weekendsnot a good look
>>152328793>>152328776trip, bk
>>152328802so did Ryan Leaf
I'm drinking Dr. Bussy
>>152328802RG3 threw more touchdowns and incompletions...
not so easy when the refs aren't just handing you the ball at the 5, is it?
>>152328793Making my own money using my own professional skills not working at the Wal Mart selling hicks Nintendos
>>152328485There's like a 6/10 chance only 1 of these teams will still have something to play for and a 2/10 chance neither game will.mean anything.
>>152328631I have spent all day in front of my computers. I haven't even spoken to my roommates. I unironically have no friends and /nfl/ is my main form of socializing
>>152328810No trip. Stop being a faggot.
>>152328620>me when I missed the McRib because my car was stolen by Mexicans
>>152328837Walmart is one word retard.
Go Bills
trip, bk
>>152328842100% reason to remember the name
>>152328860Matches the amount of times I've been in one
>>152328860actually, it's a hyphenated proper noun Wal-Mart
>>152328852Many such cases. Sad!
>>152328830apologize
>>152328620When I was doing the minivans brakes and the lugnuts get stripped so you have to hammer on a socket then the nut comes off but it takes the lug bolt with it
inches from making a spectacular play, messmaker
This weekend? This game against the redskins? Yeah, it’s going to be one for the books. KOC has given 9 the green light to go full retard and it’s going to be glorious. Put the league on notice: kangz are winning 5 straight.
i just call it wally world
>>152328793At least he has a job. I have to get my car inspected to do uber so I can pay the rent once being a caretaker for my grandma ends in February.
>>152328907w-w-what happens in Februrary? does she expire?
Reminder cuckboys celebrated winning against the Chiefs and iggles in the regular season and gotten BTFO by the Goof, along with their playoffs hope>butbutbut we still have 9 per--PFFFFTTTTT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Walmart is where subhumans shop.
>>152328891That's why they gave you 6. Hope you knew someone with a press.
Women don't deserve sex stop giving it to them.
>>152328902WE GOIN TO WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WORLD!
>>152328907LOL. I took Thursday and Friday off because I can only carry 5 day into 2026. I have vacation days to burn retard.
>>152328891How the fuck do you strip a lug nut?
>>152328968I stripped ur mum lmao
>>152328917No, moving out of county and someone else is taking over her case. I just drove her to appointments, picked up her medication and collected close to $2k a month for it. And now, poof.
>>152328943Good thing you keep track of your mom and dad.
I can smell my ass when I unzip my fly to piss. How bad does it need to get before outside observers can notice my bad smells?
>walmart is one word retard
IT'S THE REAL NIGGA HOURSHow you guys doing?
Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl
where will he be playing in 2026
>>152328597Coward
>>152328992my crotch still smells even after I shower and wash thoroughly with soap. thinking I might have a problem.
>>152329005Steam
>>152329005FaZe Clan
>>152329005He'll be playing CoD on his couch
>>152328927You have bad reading comprehension. I'm saying at age 29 Mahomes is ahead in EVERY category meaning he's currently has the title of best start to a career.-Jayden got to the NFCCG championship in his rookies season so he held the title.-Kurt Warner won the Superbowl AND MVP in his first season as a starter so he overtook Jayden.-Brady won 3 rings which put him ahead.-Mahomes won 3 Superbowl MVPs and 2 league MVPs which gives him the title of best start to a career. He has to win a 4th ring before age 33 to maintain this title since that's the age Montana won his 4th.
>>152329005Ben Simmons route: streaming on twitch
>>152329005he looks more like the kid in Pursuit of Happyness than Jaden Smith does.
>>152329017You do. Your boyfriend needs to use mouthwash.
>>152329026>but he did x by this arbitrary metricNo one cares, faggot
>>152329040that's one of my favorite movies even though I'm a vicious racist
>>152328981Have some respect.
>>15232905899% of the movie is about how bad a black guy's life sucks so makes sense
>>152329058Not vicious enough faggot.
>>152328899>KOC has given 9 the green light to go full retardWhat has he been doing for the past month?
>>152329051Uh oh someone's having a mahomes induced MELTY
>>152328957Women hold sex over us. They use it as a tool, a controlling device. I much prefer the firm yet tender touch of another man. Go chiefs btw
>>152329075Stop stealing our memes.
>>152329081Based Chiefsfag
>>152328777Nice tripsHow are you getting dates?
>>152328968Not him but it happened to me once. I had sockets crack before but this was one of those splined """theft proof""" designs. I put the socket onto my key, didn't go after a couple bumps, hit it again and it just started spinning, rounded the whole thing like it was put in a lathe. Chinese pot metal, probably lead and copper from circuit boards or something.
>>152329017do you fap often after showers? the coom that drips into your undies can fester and lead to an absolutely horrid strench after a few hours.
I don't think I'd like being a Giants fan
>>152328666>satan tripsFitting
I just cum in my underwear, no cleanup. Be a man, cleaning is for women
The later the hour, the zestier my thoughts become...
>>152329093by placing two table settings on the table while posting on /ck/ when really it's just me
bro said undies lol
>>152329116Caleb...
>>152329081They do until she's convinced that you're willing to walk away from the relationship. Then she'll be willing to blet you fuck her friends.
>the mutt with an IR olineTexies gonna fold him like a cheap suit.
Be honest would you be in a relationship with a woman if you couldn't have sex?
Reffies are flying too close to the sun
>>152329124Fr lol
Sex-havers should pay a fee to post in this genny.
>>152329165The Cowboys not a safety was way too dangerous in opinion. I can't believe they pulled it off, on Primetime no less. Just can't make it a habit or we might slip.
>>1523291653i Adrianhill
>>152329162If I couldn't have sex with anyone ever with or without her? Yea I would. But if sex is possible I wouldn't stay in a sexless relationship.
>>152329177Bradysknee...
>>152329143surely they learned their lesson after two texans defenders collided in mahomes' vicinity and got flagged for roughing the passer
Mahomes will suffer a career ending injury at the hands of Danielle Hunter.
>>152329211It never snows in Dallas you dumbass
>>152329225Its from the POV of a Eagles fan
>>152329225It actually does snow here every other year
It's from the POV of this bussy
Analytics says that the AFC East is the gayest division.
>>152329225She can be anywhere in America for America's team
>>152329116He looks like Cam Ward
>>152329143The Chiefs made the Super Bowl in back to back seasons that were supposed to be down years. That's a testament to how great the combination of Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid, and Steve Spagnuolo is. It's also an indictment on the rest of the AFC. Imagine being the Bills and the Ravens and still not being able to go in for the kill on Kansas City while it was at its lowest point, that has to be fucking demoralizing. At this point, the only non fraud QBs at least in the AFC are Mahomes and Joe Burrow and Burrow is about to miss the playoffs for the 3rd straight season. The Chiefs are seriously unmatched in this fucking conference and now are starting to get their offensive mojo back so it's really about to be over for the conference now. The neutral fan in me wants to see someone else rise up to give the Chiefs a challenge since Baltimore and Buffalo have consistently dropped the ball and the Bengals are wasting Joe Burrow's prime, plus he's made of glass. The team in the AFC I see now is surprisingly the Colts. That offense of Indy looks legit and Daniel Jones is looking like another great reclamation project so I'll be rooting for them and if they somehow do indeed do it and beat the Chiefs, I will actually applaud them for doing what Buffalo and Baltimore couldn't ever do. Lets get back to Patrick Mahomes though. This man is an all time great Quarterback already. He already has 17 fucking playoff wins, that's 2nd most all time and he's only in his 8th season of being the starting QB for the Chiefs, that's the embodiment of greatness and he's already a 1st ballot Hall of Famer. Do you guys realize how fucking amazing that is? Out of all the QBs to play in the Super Bowl era, he's already rapidly approaching the status of 2nd greatest of all time. Now when I say stuff like this, usually people bombard me with posts about Brady, but I think Tom Brady is the GOAT. I don't think Tom Brady ever be surpassed. But can't we appreciate what Mahomes is doing?
>>152329282Holy shit nigga SHUT THE FUCK UP
Hello from Koh Tao. Getting certified as a master diver here. Lotta whale sharks around. Anyways, thanks for reading my life story. Go Rams
>>152329162Are you referring purely to penis-in-vagina sex? Because if so, yeah. I'd still get to cuddle her and jerk off into her hair, which is enough for me
>>152329282Mahomes has already peaked. He's regressing hard, the Chiefs need a new QB
>>152329282based, go on.
For me, it's tummy
For me, it's bussy
>>152329296Based master diving rare flag. Go Rasm
What season is better. no context >4339/45/6 with 24 sacks on 628 snaps>4879/33/8 with 52 sacks on 663 snaps
>>152329362the bottom one because the Oline is terrible
The 1st obviously
>>152329362How in the world would 500 more yards be worth 12 less TD, 2 more INTs, and 28 more sacks?
Why is it that college cheerleaders are basically gymnasts who can do like flips and shit but NFL cheerleaders are just wannabe models?
>>152329387simple answer, Dallas Cowboys
>>152329386new england
>>152329308You shut your mouth. Mahomes is the GOAT by age 29 and has no competitors worthy of stopping him from becoming the MJ of football. Fact. Mahomes has not allowed any other QB other than himself in the afc to win a owl. That streak will continue once we get more OL and bounce back from bad defensive play.>>152329309Mahomes has no rivals.
>>152329382sacks are more of a QB stat than an O-line stat.
>>152329437you're incorrect, bk
>>152329177das rite
>>152329460It's very consistent for QBs over time and even between teams.
I'm starting to think everyone is in on this whole sports gambling thing
>>152329503>>152329460
>>152329528retard
>>152329262this is just a heatmap of nonwhite people
Is the statmutt back?
This is your Superbowl whether you like it or not
>>152329296based ladyboyKING
>>152329568kino
Is this the most powerful image on /sp/?
>>152329568>This isn't your Superbowl whether you like it or notftfyftf
>>152329549>>152329549
oh god if only the threepeat happened, imagine the mass suicides
I'm the retard though. You're all imposters.
(you) are gay
>>152329642my gay what?
>>152329296How is it? Might go to Koh Lipe in March or April
>>152328945Had to use a ball joint splitter, not a bad solution foe 20$>>152328968I live where it snows anon. Lugnuts for the past 15 years have had an aluminum coating that swells during high and low temperatures
the coon has almost clawed through the ceiling he's gonna crash into my bedroom any second now bros. It's been real
>>152329093apps mostly
>>152329628
He's going to save the Oakland Raiders isn't he?
>>152329568this but Pats. Another lambs owl L giving rise to another insufferable Patriots dynasty.
>>152329568I'll drink to that *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS*
>>152329851lol he is fucking shit.
Fucking ants got in my last sour patch kids fucking bullshit!!!!!!!!
Me tonight
>>152328631I just had sex with my wife and now I'm chilling
>>152329356I'll be doing a morning dive the days Rasm play the Tardinals but my prediction is Rasm 32- Tards 14. Check'em
>>152329005Dolphins
>>152329900
>>152328777gay
>>152329908Kissing your wife before the feed is ascended behavior.
>>152329387Who cares
>>152328631Im coming down with a cold.
>>152329896He meets all of the Bill Parcells criteria for drafting a QB. You don't know ball
>>152329387Because college cheerleaders do competitions and shit they need the gymnastics for. The pro cheerleaders are hired to service the owner, his buddies, and any state reps they need to bribe.
>>152329005Wasn't there a story a couple weeks ago that he was talking to the A's about looking into baseball again.
>https://x.com/BenjaminSolak/status/1997012126381052233Honestly inspiring
>>152330059He'd have to be absolutely insane to drop football for baseball.
Beck induced melty may be approaching temperatures close to Bo induced melty's very soon. Be warned
>>152330103i dunno man, baseball season wraps up right before call of duty comes out
Shut the fuck up. All you do is VPN hop and derail threads. I'm begging you to get a life.
>>152328777Come to Koh Tao. There's plenty of German, French and Argentinian girls here looking for some sun, sand, and a mediocre lay. But if you're a Trumper or talk about anything red, you might as well call up ol' Rosie cause you won't get laid here
>>152330083Why was that fat black guy doing a British accent?
>>152329967Still no rings unlike a certain other qb in his conference
*drops a dime on ya*is there anything he can't do??
>oakland raiders>redskinsSTOP DEADNAMING THEM CHUDS!
Kiwi induced melty may be approaching temperatures close to Youngchad induced melty's very soon. Be warned
>>152330160Beating a shit team like the Chiefs isn't impressive
>>152330163fuck off idiot
>>152330120>>152330174do you realize how sad it is obsessing over an /nfl/ poster
I don't know or care what you're arguing about
>>152330160>is there anything he can't do??Win an MVP, All Pro, Player of The Month/Week, SuperBowl, Playoff Game, be a good QB, etc.
ok
Shut up, sal
>>152330145>Travis Clayton (born February 17, 2001)[1] is an English professional American football offensive tackle. He played rugby union in England and joined the NFL as part of the International Player Pathway Program (IPPP), being selected by the Bills in the seventh round of the 2024 NFL draft.
>Josh "Pill Boy" Simmons on IR>Jawaan Taylor and Trey Smith doubtful queefies are about to be 6-7 ahhhhahahahahaha xD very funny meme and record to have
>>152330199do you realize how sad it is to mass reply?
>>152330199Poking the Kiwi is fun thoughbeit
>dante mooreI have >black qb fatigue. Pls no more. Give me Mendoza or Ty Simpson
>>152330218That’s a first
>>152330208
>>152330160Can't win a ring like my chiefs do semi annually>>152330208Trvke
I like to watch
I'm having a bussy induced melty
>>152330230>2 replies>mass
>>152330133i might go to thailand next year, im a perfectly pleasant person to be around, i dont go around talking politics or about galormpf
Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr.
>>152330233Dante Moore is going back for another year. His tape isn't good enough to declare imo plus he's only 20 years old. He'll return to Oregon
>>152330239>Can't win a ring like my chiefs do semi annuallyI hope you're familiar with ancient history my man
>>152329296lets goooo
Man the chiefs under mahomes next year are gonna be scary. With new draft prospects and an pisseasy shedule were guaranteed the 1 seed and once we get to another owl we'll have beaten Brady's record. All the patriot fans will sethe
>>152330255>you>dumb
>>152328631Doing up the christmas tree before friends roll into town for the holiday
>>152330238Cant win a Pro Bowl, Rookie Of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year, Comeback Player of The Year, Single Season Stat Leader.....
It's not fair, this was our year
This bussy made the (You) in back to back posts that were supposed to be down years. That's a testament to how great the combination of Ryback, Nephew, and Unc is. It's also an indictment on the rest of /nfl/. Imagine being JFFM and Pedosknee and still not being able to go in for the kill on this bussy while it was at its lowest point, that has to be fucking demoralizing. At this point, the only non fraud primates at least in /nfl/ are Ryback and Mina Feet and Feet is about to miss the captcha for the 3rd post. This bussy is seriously unmatched in this fucking conference and now is starting to get its offensive mojo back so it's really about to be over for /sp/ now. The neutral fan in >us wants to see someone else rise up to give this bussy a challenge since Pedosknee and JFFM have consistently dropped the ball and the Dov is wasting Mina Feet's prime, plus he's made of glass. The statfag in /nfl/ I see now is surprisingly Taylor Rooks. That offense of Taylor Rooks looks legit and Anon's Cat is looking like another great reclamation project so >we'll be rooting for them and if they somehow do indeed do it and beat this bussy, >we will actually applaud them for doing what JFFM and Pedosknee couldn't ever do. Lets get back to Ryback though. This man is an all time great Primate already. He already has 17 fucking captcha wins, that's 2nd most all time and he's only in his 8th post of being the starting primate for this bussy, that's the embodiment of greatness and he's already a 1st ballot /SPOL/ CANCER. Do you guys realize how fucking amazing that is? Out of all the primates to play in the (You) era, he's already rapidly approaching the status of 2nd greatest of all time. Now when >we say stuff like this, usually people bombard >us with posts about Anime, but >we think AI Anime is the GOAT. >We don't think AI Anime ever be surpassed. But can't cuh ahh appreciate what Ryback is doing?
I can't wait to be proven right in February when an NFC team wins the owl. The AFC is dogshit ruled over by the great mahomes and if he ain't making it then he will use his powers to make sure the AFC Superbowl win drought besides the chiefs stays active. Brady's gone so Unless your the chiefs your not winning a owl in the AFC which is owned exclusively by Mahomes himself.
>>152330030get a lot of sleep babe
Rybussy
its crazy there was a time eli manning had one less sb than tom brady
>>152330319Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek now THIS is /nfl/ at its very peak. The genny doesn't get much better than this cuhh
>>152330347would've stayed that way if dangeruss handed it off to lynch instead of going for glory
>>152330330Shut up bitch
>>152330347Fraudy can't beat the nfc east. It's like getting soul mogged
>>152330330SYBAU
>>152330365Mahomie making ya seethe the leak kek
>>152330319bit in this
It's crazy how.
>>152330366except for andy reid
Chiefs are old news, no one cares anymore
*wins*
>>152330319Times like this im glad I have a family that loves me, jesus christ
>>152330366He beat the eagles in the owl once you zoomer
>The Colts haven't won in Jacksonville since 2014>The Jaguars beat the Colts in Jacksonville in week 1 2020>They lost FIFTEEN STRAIGHT after that and went 1-15, their only win being against the Colts in JacksonvilleWhat the fuck is going on with this?
After 8 years mahomes will miss his first AFC Championship. Can we all agree that not even Brady could be compared to someone who does something like that by age 29.
>>152330418Shut up, Sal
>>152330424Well Brady is older than 29 so I can compare him and he's won more so he's better
I think the Colts will collapse and the Chiefs will make it to the divisional round but lose there
>>152330431you can't compare what hasn't happened yet. Mahomes needs to only win a minimum of 1 owl in the next 7 years to be considered the goat
>>152330421Frank Reich is a terrorist
I get the feeling statmutt is here with liquid courage
>>152330446well Mahomes is already past his prime and the team is falling apart so.
>>152330446>4 owls makes him the goatNo?Is Terry Bradshaw the goat? No!
>>152330419doesn't count
>>152330441based
I'm drunk
>>152330446Setting the ideal as 4 reveals the inner dread.
my bussy needs pushing
You know what? I just realized Tom Brady and Bradshaw are both TB12
>>152330494that CAN'T be a coincidence, right??
I could suck a mean log of shit out of Patrick’s asshole
>>152330494>>152330475>>152330510Both never won a MVP and Superbowl MVP in the same year... So much for being the goat I guess
>>152330455Looks like your right>>152330516
All I want for Christmas is to spend the day with Aaron Rodgers and Mike Stud
I’m eating steak with ketchup
>>152330531Yeah, you’re drunk, statmutt
my Ramsfinnai nnabouttaoutta
falcons will beat the seahawks on sunday
>>152330441Seems realistic. Darren Mougey would probably goon his dick off if the clots missed the dance and he got a top 18 draft pick for Saucey
>>152330559incorrect
FUCK>FUCKTOMB>TOMB
Mike Stud has sucked the talent right out of Aaron Rodgers
>>152330559good thing this thread will 404 before anyone realizes how dumb you really are
>>152330577you are wrong
>>152330583Just like ur mum lel
fuck tomb
Who drafts ryback?
>>152330594also incorrect
>>152330616nope
>>152330516Tony...
*gazes into the Ball of Ball Knowing*>toe shiesty finna beat the razorcakes >herbie bombs the iggles and wins by double digits>manlove puts da burrs back in their place
>>152330614Anon's Islanders
>The Dallas Cowboys
>>152330705So true
>>152330705true
Fuck you faggot
*spreads*
>>152330558Stafford going to have a career ending injury this weekCap it
jamarcus russell
>>152330421It would be very Colts-like for the Colts to win in Jacksonville this weekend then lose every single other game remaining and miss the playoffs, including the Jaguars at home
Does CeeDee Lamb want to be Playboi Carti?
>Lameme Blackson
>>152330583https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8DPwRK4Rww
>>152330798what being raised by a single mom does to a nigga
>/pol/ posting
>The Kansas City Chiefs
>The Kansas Shitty Queefs
>>152330816>>152330839LOL
I found a video of Mike Tomlin talking to Aaron Rodgers this seasonhttps://youtu.be/SqkebTOs2us?t=6
The Detroit Lions
>>152330865Not funny
>rooting for an in-conference rivalholy mother of cringe
>The Detroit Wions
>>152330865
queefies look like this right before I run them over
>The New England Patriots
So we're at the bar the other day and Barney goes "would you rather be gay or a Chiefs fan?" and Chuck says "why's the difference?" lmaoooo
>the cuckskins
>>152330897they said meme magic isn't real
>>152329568Could be fun. I just ask that the boring fucking eagles aren't in it
Refund status?
>>152330865-just won
Broncobros…
Kevin Oconnell told JJ to just sling it. No more fixing mechanics, no more overthinking coverage.Just instinct.NINEbros, we are so fucking back
>>152330974I fear the sheer amount of football terrorism this man is about to unleah upon us all
>>152330974finna werewolf too
Dan Campbell has gotten into some heat recently.
Vikings just won their superbowl kek
>>152330865got swept by the packers
>>152330974Cork status?POPPED
>>152330494The real TB12 has better playoff stats
>Just sling it Nine you can do it we believe in y-ACK!
>>152330974That's exactly how the bears approached Trubisky in year 3. It's ogre
>>152331007He also has cancer and dementia, the TB12 diet would have saved himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blFyDFCZq2c
>new season is california themedIf everybody had an oceanAcross the U.S.AThen everybody'd be surfin'Like Californ-i-aYou'd see them wearing their baggiesHuarache sandals tooA bushy, bushy blond hairdoSurfin' U.S.A!
Chiefsbros, we got this right?????
What is the NFL equivalent of this mp4 gif?
>>152331037Shut up, sal
>>152331067you
>>152331067Stop with the homophobia
>>152331069THATS HECKIN RACIST!
>>152330160The spags blitz got exposed.
>>152331067>Kiwi drunkposts his "selfie" again
>>152331084>mazda glcbut why?
>>152331084Soul
>>152331065Left tackle out. Right tackle out. Right guard out. vs Number one defense in the league.I dunno man, Mahomes is gonna need to play the best game of his life tomorrow, but I have faith he can do it.
>putting cowboys in prime time>rooting for the cowboys
Today, I will remind them
>>152331155Where are the Dolphins
>>152331163
>>152331163They haven’t won a playoff game in more than 30 years…
>>152331070I know your probably poor and this place is your only real source of entertainment but you should try it out its pretty fun apart from the shockwave meta
>>152331182Shut up, sal
Jaxtrick Darthomes need it or Sneed it?
how has your team fared with injuries this season
>>152331224he’s gonna sneed himself into an early retirement with how he plays
>>152331224Career ending injury incoming
>>152331237>SneedWhat does this verb mean
>>152331243formerly Chuck's
>>152328597Dejohnald morris
>>152331243Formerly Chucks
>>152331233my bearsies have yet to show their true power and they’re already 9-3
>>152331243bet you're wearing gucci loafers right now
>>152331224What do you think took the NFL so long to finally start having games on Christmas? It's not like they didn't know all these years how much attention they could get.
>>152331268your bearsies have already shown their true power and are going 2 - 3 the rest of the regular season
>>152331192Got it, your a poorfag who hates fun
>>152331297Shut up, sal
>>152331294>11 wins in ben’s first seasonoh noooo how hoooorrible…
Mougey runs this shit nigga
>>152331037What the hell is this? The Sims?
>>152331310that's not horrible, that's really good. the bears are on the upswing and will be a contenderpeople expecting them to make a deep run this season will be disappointed though
>>152331297Didn't you waste money on a retarded shitcoin?
Blo dix is the most overrated qb in the league
>>152331333that’s exactly what i was saying, they’re in year 1 of a new coaching regime and have had to deal with more injuries than any other team. not a single bears fan is expecting to go on a deep run, hell if they don’t win another game all season i’d still be satisfied that we went above .500 for the first time in 7 years.
Hot take: Jim Harbaugh needs to fired immediately
>>152331366Why
>>152331334Don't bring that up
>>152331310It's a good team if they have the balls to get rid of Williams. If they don't the juice just saps away in a couple seasons.
>>152331292The players didn't allow it but the latest CBA lets the NFL do it now.
>Blo dix is the most overrated qb in the league
>>152331396I don't understand this image
>>152331358they should still fire poles. it would suck to waste a good coach + good young QB with a shitty GM
>panthers on a bye weekDoes this mean Bryce will play well next week instead of losing to the Saints?
Jetties finna get 'doza and then I'm adding them to the broship in 2026
>>152331415>good young QBHe's getting carried by the talent surrounding him
>good young QB
>>152331424Cards finna trade for Tenneshart's first overall pick and grab him
>>152331415>good young qb
>>152331428That means he's kind of goodLook at JJ Mccarthy. Surrounded by even more talent, but he sucks so he can't take advantage of it
Deshaun Watson gonna set the world on fire
Bears and Rams aren't going anywhere in the playoffs. Sorry but someone had to say it and the sooner you accept it, the better.
>>152331478>Bears Sad, but they'll go deep next year>RamsThank God, boring ass team
>>152331478your nigbirds aren’t even making the ‘yoffs keeeeek at least you can continue to inhale bo nix’s cock in the meantime
>>152331501Ravens will win their division at 9-8
>>152331485>Sad, but they'll go deep next yearProbably, yeahIt's good to have them in the mix but really good teams still walk over them right now
>>152331510>really good teams still walk over them right nowWhat is your basis for this statementThey played the lions like 2 months ago with a ton of injuries and just manhandled the super bowl champions
>>152331501You're replying to the other Kiwi rn. I think the Bears and Rams could both make a run even though I shit on Caleb
>>152331376Hiring GREG ROMAN to scheme up an offense for JUSTIN HERBERT, that alone should have him out of the league. You should hire Greg Roman when your quarterback is Justin Fields, or Jalen Hurts. Not one of the most prolific passers in the history of the NFL There's a strong argument for the entire Chargers front office/ownership group to be tried and executed for crimes against football. They wasted three years of his rookie deal on Brandon fucking Staley, how is this a real, multi billion dollar business. They should have been doing everything possible to elevate him to an MVP/future HoF level. They needed an offensive-minded coach, and the best weapons money/picks could possibly buy. They thought they could do whatever because they have Justin Herbert. It's the same kind of hubris destroying the Bills but even they have more success than the Chargers. Unfortunately it's too late for Herbert now. He's a glorified Sam Darnold at this point in time.
N-no Broncosama, not my bussy!
>>152331557Herbet can scramble pretty well thoughever
Girdiron football is the greatest distraction from modern horrors in the entire world
>>152331501You think I'm the other nz flag but I'm notThere's at least 2 of usThe ravens downfall this season is all injury related if they're healthy they'd still be up near the top.I think Bo Nix is decent but he's not quite a top 5 qb just yet. He might be one next season.
>>152331531They got blown out by the Lions though, that was their worst game of the season by far>super bowl champsThe Eagles are playing like a shadow of their SB run, not to discredit the Bears as it was an objectively quality win against a 8-3 team but they're not really league juggernauts. Their last stretch besides the Browns is pretty brutal so we'll have to see how they finish.
>>152331531Vibes mostly, visions from the astral plane.
>>152331600>vibes I disagree with your opinion but that's exactly how I form my football options so my verdict is: based
>>152331586>There's at least 2 of usWrong
>>152331599I suspect they finish 12-5
>>152331586>The ravens downfall this season is all injury related if they're healthy they'd still be up near the top.Isn't most of the defense back which is where the injuries were concentrated? They're definitely playing better than they were at the start of the season but it's still not a crazy good unit, and the offense looks extremely pedestrian when they can no longer rely on Lamar breaking for a run or making scramble plays out of structure, and Henry is the only other offensive power they have.
>>152331610It's trueThe other guy knows ball and is generally a good poster. I've only been watching nfl for a couple seasons.
>>152331557>Greg Roman badLove this meme. He got the best out of Alex Smith, Colin Kaepernick, Tyrod Taylor and Lamar Jackson but apparently he's bad because some tape nerds said his route concepts were shit a few years ago. He's done some great work considering all the injuries they've had this season >>152331610See pic related. I'm JFFM that other guy isn't me
>>152331478Rams are going to the Super Bowl
>>152331631Wrong>>152331633Wrong
>>152331331Its fartnut anonJust got finished picking up a dubWs in the Chat everyone
>>152331644Meds takey
>>152331571So can Darnold. Harbaugh the RETARD treats hm like he's Colin Kaepernick or J.J. McCarthy. He has willingly forfeit his biggest advantage over other teams, which is QB play, in an attempt to build a run-first team (that isn't even that good in the run game). Harbaugh is a total mismatch for the team and should not be employed. He belongs on the Jets or Raiders, if that. His main strength is making ass QBs look serviceable, he's in over his head with an actual good one
>>152329568>>152331643You know how every season /nfl/ says for SURE this or that matchup is the super bowl, and is always wrong? You’re doing it again
>>152331599>>super bowl champsyeah the same ones that held both the packers and lions to under 10 points eachmanlove can’t outscore a dysfunctional offense in his own stadium and goof crumbles outside of a dome
>>152331631>this postKek
the packers fucking suck
>>152331664Youll never stick with itWay too much effort just for everyone to ignore and not believe you.Find something productive to do
>>152331627That's fair, but I think it's just too little too late. Your criticism of their offense could be right, to me it seemed like maybe some of it was players coming back too early and trying to play through injuries and looking lacklustre. Hard to tell really. They're still missing some solid pieces of their offense though or they're not gelling right now.Lamar Jackson is probably not 100% and he's possibly doing too many drugs too.
>>152331680>goof crumbles outside of a domeYou do realize "the greatest regular season game of all time" where Goffie put up 400 yards and 5 TDs was an outdoor game right?
>mini-somalia dykequeens
>>152329296Post she-cock or gtfo
>>152331726>she cock>shecock>seahawksSpotted the Seattle fag
>>152331717>LA weather conditionsnigga be for real
>>152331633>He got the best out of Alex Smith, Colin Kaepernick, Tyrod Taylor and Lamar JacksonHe has gotten less out of Hebert than Joe Lombardi. He's great if you have literally the worst quarterback in the league, he looks like shit on a team where the QB is the best player. Greg Roman belongs nowhere near a prolific passer and Harbaugh should be fired if not tried for war crimes for bringing Roman anywhere near Herbert. The Chargers are determined not only to waste his rookie deal but any team-friendly years period
just chilling in my room watching youtube documentaries about homeless people. gonna go to sleep in a bit.
drew brees is closer to tom brady than ben roethlisberger is to drew brees
>>152331778>moving the goalposts IAYC :)>>152331782Based on what? Volume statistics? Greg Roman's best work is how he sets up the run game. Herbert had a better than 7:1 TD to int ratio last year. This year he's kept the offence afloat despite losing both starting OTs, the top 2 RBs and having other players like Mekhi Becton and Quentin Johnston miss time as well. It's not all about volume passing metrics
>>152331829I’m gonna need a rangz check
>greg fucking romanDont know what it is with Kiwi and his love of middling hacks, maybe its projection
>>152331854‘05 doesn’t count and you know that
>>152331678So what’s your prediction then smart guy
>>152331862Greg Roman got Alex Smith further in the playoffs than any other season of his career. Greg Roman got Colin Kaepernick 2 yards from a Superbowl ring. Greg Roman got the Bills to 8-8 with Tyrod "fucking" Taylor as starting QB. Greg Roman got Lamar Jackson to lead the league in passing TDs and become only the 2nd ever Unanimous NFL MVP in year 2. He's not perfect but most QBs he's worked with have won more games and had their best years with him than without. I think he gets way more flak than he deserves. How many mediocre offences has Arthur Smith been in charge of? That guy got an HC gig after two good seasons with the Titans that didn't approach anything Greg Roman had accomplished
>>152331919It just won’t be whatever is the /nfl/ consensus, which is always wrong. It will be something like Pats Packers, Chiefs 49ers, etc., something nobody here wants or believes in
>>152331862Why would a shithead that craves attention of any kind say something controversial?
>give a reasonable take with valid arguments >YOU CRAVE ATTENTION!!kek plonked. Low IQ mutt can't argue against my points about Greg Roman so just calls me a contrarian. Many such cases on the chan. Roman induced melty
>hes still shilling>for greg fucking romanKek what a plonked bitch
>NFC playoff scenario 1. Rams 4. Panthers 5. Seahawks3. Eagles6. Packers2. Bears7. Lions >AFC playoff scenario 1. Pats 4. Bengals 5. Bills 3. Colts 6. Chargers 2. Broncos7. Texans
>>152328569and there it is
it's my little country's independence day today, say something nice about finland frens! :D
>>152331599>we'll have to see how they finishAbsolutely; the Eagles game was great but I think if they win this week then the team could lose out the next 4 and most of my Chicago friends would be fine with it.>>152331621I'd be thrilled with this outcome.
>>152332166Based coffee respecters
>>152332166I didn’t realize Finland was only 100 years old.
He’s tired. He needed this
>>152332166>great8=====D
>>152332313>get tired >get retired The horizon is closer than you think
>>152332166Mee vittuun
>"Greg Roman got Lamar Jackson to lead the league in passing TDs and become only the 2nd ever Unanimous NFL MVP in year 2">same year they got hosed in the divisional by Ryan TannehillLol im completely right about the Kiwi
He really is the skip bayless of this gennyHave to wonder if hes getting paid at least
#RAPESTEPHENASMITH
>>152332391And I’m closer than YOU think
>>152331948I don't know how much clearer I can make this. Roman takes the ball out of the QB's hands. He refuses to adapt to a pass-first league, despite having a talented QB. It's like bringing a gun to a knife fight and keeping it holstered. This is all fine and dandy when your QB isn't good, in which case you probably won't win shit anyway. but he's a liability to any good QB. Good QBs get better when he leaves/before he comes along
>>152332588heartwarming
>>152332588Holy incel… maybe you should stop making your little AI cartoons and get laid, faggot
>>152332585closer to what? Do you wanna c*m in my butt baby boy?
>>152332166Funland>>152332588glorious
>>152332609Calm down rabbi
>>152332620Never write that post again.
>>152332458Lamar has only gotten past the divisional round once so I don't see why him losing in the divisional round of 2019 negates Greg Roman helping the Ravens go 14-2, Lamar winning unanimous MVP and him leading the league in passing TDs that season. If Stafford wins MVP and the Rams lose as either the 1 or 2 seed at home are you going to say that is evidence Sean McVay is a shit playcaller? Of course you won't. You're also conveniently ignoring what he accomplished with Alex Smith, Colin Kaepernick and Tyrod Taylor compared to their careers without him. Classic youngcuck goalpost moving >>152332597By what measure? Alex Smith never got further in the playoffs any year with Andy Reid calling plays for him than he did 2011 with Greg Roman calling plays for him. Colin Kaepernick never had even close to a winning season without Greg Roman. Tyrod Taylor's career easily peaked in 2015 with Greg Roman. Ravens best offence statistically was 2019 it was actually one of the best of all time by a lot of metrics and Justin Herbert has less volume stats with Roman but won more games than any season of his career in 2024 and had the best TD-int ratio of his career. This is all easily verifiable information. Gonna have another Roman induced melty?
>>152331419We want him to suck so his good games align against the bucs.
>clots blew their future on a corner
Ron Turner must be like God to the Kiwi
>>152332834Mougey fleeced. Chris Ballard on jobicide watch
>>152332859Ron Turner had 1 good season with Rex Grossman in 06 and 1 okay season with Kyle Orton in 08. I don't see how he's comparable to Greg Roman. I don't like Jay Cutler but he was a turnover machine in 09 his one season working with Jay Cutler he didn't have close to his best statistical or win total season. Kyler Orton also had a better season statistically in 2009 with Josh McDaniels then he did any year in Chicago. You can't compare a guy with 4 seasons as OC in one stop to Roman with 4 separate NFL OC gigs and 10+ years as playcaller
Is part of the reason Mahomes' OL always injured because he scrambles a lot? Or is that not even true this year?
>>152332919Ron Turner took the Bears to the Superbowl with a mid QB same as Roman did so hes accomplished as much doesnt matter about anything else
>>152332924Doubtful. Chiefs O line played a ton of full seasons 2018-2022 it's only been 23-25 they've dealt with a lot of injuries and turnover. Seems more to do with the personnel and guys aging. Creed Humphrey for example has started every game for the Chiefs to date and outside of a few week 18 contests has been in for 100% of snaps taken. It's not the scrambling
Who else /druk/ hereI love december
thank you queefies
>>152333017>queefies really traded an All Pro guard for a 2026 4th round pick He's started every game and played 99.5% of offensive snaps this season btw. Brett Veach be handing out gifts
>>152330421Jags won 4 games from 2020 - 2021. Half of them were against the Colts in Jacksonville.
>>152332721>By what measure?Yeah
>>152328927no shame in losing to goof
anyone gonna zest me up?
No? Why would we?
>>152332588KEK
>>152333416confirmed zesty
>>152333427>mfw Kiwi takes a selfiehes the OG bussyposter, bradysknee never lets him( and us) forget
your mum is the OG bussyposter lol
some good college ball on today
Was Anthony Munoz really that good, or were journos just lazy and kept picking him of reputation?
>>152333409
>>152332412Ootko näitä kenen mielestä Suomesta ei saa puhua internetissä koska yyy niin noloa? :D Alkaa vähän ahistaa kun joutuu valokeilaan? Haisee vähän rottahommilta
>>152334378genuinely fuck brian daboll to death for signing russ and trotting him out there early on in the season instead of jameis, we missed out on some real kino there.
Haisee this bussy
>poop pooppoop
>>152334172he was good, but he wasn't better than the onslaught of left tackles selected in the mid-to-late 90sjon ogden, orlando pace, tony boselli and walter jones were all better left tackles than munoz wasjon ogden and joe thomas both clear him career wise and boselli is probably the best left tackle i have ever seen play a gamei'm 48 by the way
>>152334697what about larry allen
>>152334697SHEEEEEEEESH unc dropping knowledge in chat rn we stan bro ong
Fire Kevin Patullo
>>152334738great but slightly overrated due to the team he played forit is easy to be good as a cowboys player and get sucked to completion
>>152334804but i do want to add he is the greatest swing lineman of all time i think
onlinemen evaluation is all vibes
DB evaluation is all 40 time + wingspan x penis girth
veteran onlineman here
>>152331358>more injuries than any other teamMy niners would like to have a word with you
>>152334858maybe on planet retard
>>152334914New>>152334914In a few
>>152334889Based JR Sweezy
Rasm
>>152330691End your life
