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Boiling at the GABBA

Aus 8-461, lead by 127 runs
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gym looms, should be back in time for englel to be down a few wickets
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why are poms so cringe
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Is anybody interested in free steam codes for these two games? They were in the humble monthly bundle but I already own them (both good btw)
I'd rather give them to /cric/ than some bot on /v/
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>tfw english
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Thoughts?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DR58cpfEvR4/
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the guy on abc radio just said fags
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Hitting the toes is the most painful (and pleasurable).
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>>152331514
bro play Another Crabs Treasure - its good
its a more casual soulslike than elden ring but its def worth a play
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PAT CUMMINGS JOINING THE COMMENTARY BOX SOON
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>>152331520
was he describing the fielding set-up?
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Will Australia even bat twice this match?
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cummies is doing a fuckton of cashies, must be raking it in
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>>152331529
annoying
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>>152331529
how many of the storm troopers will be running a train on her later?
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>>152331529
I'd destroy her pussy
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>>152331538
The more runs they score in this inning the less likely batting again will become.
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TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING CRICKET
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>>152331533
no, he meant ciggarettes
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>>152331533
His dinner back in the day - Fags and Gin. Tuffers.
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is there anything worse than dementia?
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>>152331528
I already have dipshit that's why I don't need another copy of it.
Do you want a copy of Etrian Odyssey?
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>>152331555
MND
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kek
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>>152331517
at least they aren't generating child porn
>>152331520
let me guess..
>fag end of the day
ravi loves that phrase
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Could england get swept?
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>>152331558
yeah go on
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>>152331538
Reckon Poms won’t get 250 and Australia will chase
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Every Australian batsman has made it to double digits so far
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StarcLADS report in
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So when are we declaring?
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>>152331562
As long as you're not referring to homosexuals, what's the issue?
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>>152331555
locked in syndrome
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>another session of Border breathing into the mic
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>>152331560
>No underlay
>No fitted sheet
Grim.
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500 par pitch, England to post 700
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sex
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>>152331568
very pleasing effort, i had a gutful of top order collapses that need to be saved by middle order heroics
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How badly is Lyon SEETHING right now?
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>>152331570
my dad is obsessed with talking balding men and how going bald looks so bad (he isn't bad himself)
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>>152331573
>it's okay, I'm taking it back
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>>152331538
Nope. They're going to put England in so they need to face the new ball under lights. Will lose at least 3/10 and the game is over.

England fucked up by not declaring on the first day.
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>>152331572
when we lead by 250
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>NOO THEY SHOULD DECLARE
watching poms disintegrate physically and mentally in the sun is pure kino
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Why didn't the UK cricket team score this many runs yesterday?
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>>152331576
corr he deleted that pretty quick
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>>152331574
i have that
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>time for boomer news channel switch
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>>152331590
exactly
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>>152331592
retardation and that land itself wants the bongs to lose
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>>152331583
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mPPqKUHQ5js
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>starcs getting player of the match again
StarcGOD
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>>152331581
he's not used to not being selected unlike his previous family which is quite used to it by now due to him abandoning them.
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Declare as the light starts to go and bowl them all out by the end of the night
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>english fielding
kek
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Carey would be on 200 by now if he didn't throw his wicket away.
Utterly defeated bowling.
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HIS LAND

PUNISH THAT FUCKING ABSOLUTE PIE CHUCKER
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HIS FOUR
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I know none of you will believe me but I reckon we could get a draw here
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>>152331614
kek
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>>152331529
>they even have their nicknames on the back of their gay shirts
gonna deck some of these cunts if i see them in the valley tonight
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Closing in on his top score.
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bbq duties loom lads
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patty boy is in the com box with howie lads
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lovely stroke
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>>152331632
i dont like it when she looks at other men like this
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enchilada night tonight I reckon
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>le Brisbane is le hot
>30 degrees
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Imagine how much we'd be in front if Green didn't go full retard last night.
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>>152331632
lovely Isa
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>>152331634
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pat genuinely looks like he wears eyeliner his eyes stand out so much
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>>152331640
Poms are gonna die when it's 45c in Sydney
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When white players go and play in india do they run through all the lusting desi women?
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Might as well just give Starc player of the series now
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I don’t do well in heat
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>>152331663
your mum does
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Call is in, they're going to start throwing the bat around in preparation for a declaration
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These are really good shots
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oh geez
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>>152331665
No she doesn’t like it either
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>>152331660
Warnie used to bring a supply of baked beans
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they say green is all rounder but it was Starc all along
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>>152331665
GONE GOTTEM
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I don't like seeing eng getting humiliated like this
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Will Jacks looks like Ludwig Aberg
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>cowardly Stokes plays his spinner when all the batsman are out
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>>152331674
>all rounder
>literally zero centuries in his entire career
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>>152331565
TDZFZ-KY9VA-VQC8N

and the crab game is:
LW02B-A7B89-K72TP

pls let me know if you claim them, otherwise I'll go post them on /v/. I don't want them to go to waste
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my cock seriously needs to be pulled off
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>>152331581
must feel pretty bad getting dropped
i imagine his wife and two children had a similar feeling
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fuck lyon hes acting like a complete faggot
yeah you got dropped cunt, you've been shit for ages or injured
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>call of catch for that
kek
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>>152331692
I could claim both of these but I'll be nice and let old mate have them
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From the current team is Marnus the only one that could get a career in broadcast?
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>>152331632
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Where are all the pommie flags at? How are you feeling lads
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*casually usurps the captaincy*
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I’m glad I didn’t get up at 4 again to watch this shit. Waking up at 7 is bad enough, fucking hell this England bowling is grim.
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>>152331703
they were so up and about after their 343 total kek
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>>152331703
A lot got called in for work
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>>152331705
He'd have been the greatest Test captain if it weren't for David "The Architect" Warner
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>making England bowl over 100 overs
lmao those perfidious Albion frames will be absolutely knackered
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>>152331703
got arrested by starmer
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>>152331514
Is Etrian Odyssey just a remake of the DS version?
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>>152331695
I know how it feels from when I started being left out of wow raids with my long time guild
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>>152331707
I got up at 5, have had two coffees and am enjoying the cricket
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>>152331692
thanks mate - i already have crab game so i will leave that for anyone else, but took etrian
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Hey siri who is the last team to win an away ashes series?
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>>152331728
Its that bad is it?
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Why are you chirping now mate?
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>>152331581
>>152331695
He did an interview the other day - >>>/wsg/6043552
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>>152331728
Hey siri why do my dick and balls itch
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>>152331715
have England actually ever bowled 100 overs in an innings since bazball?
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>>152331732
They're digging deep now
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Where does Starc rank among Australia's greatest bowlers?
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>>152331723
I’d just slept though the alarm, should have done a separate one on my phone.
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hey siri suck me off please seriously, it's been a really long time, i really need this, please
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>>152331743
meant batsman
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>>152331743
wog
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This is boring as fuck, I want to see Dickett knick off to Starc again
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>>152331743
Currently the 2nd best batsfolx.
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>>152331747
>>152331743
no test century
so he is a fraud batsman
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>>152331743
probably around 5th-6th
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>>152331692
thx for the crab game
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Only need to win one ashes series to own the ashes
Its up to the other team to win them back
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>>152331757
give it another hour
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Ashes should be played in the Caribbean, and every year
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>>152331507
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I’m so fucking horny
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>>152331762
this is the truth but poms will have a sook about it
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>>152331743
Second behind Warne, unironically
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>>152331765
my missus said this is a great idea and she would go
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>>152331743
Top 5
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>>152331769
Wanna go halves in a Asian prossies?
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>>152331743
starc/10
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not even trying to clown on zoomers, but do they know?
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>>152331783
PLEASE SAARS PINK BALL HARD TO SEE AT NIGHT
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>>152331781
ginza, 15 minutes champ
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>Takes 6 wickets and about to become top run scorer
S T A R C
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>>152331789
GOAT comms team
I miss Richie and Tony a lot
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If I'm a mid 20s NEET with no job history, no degree and no driver's licence, is there any way I can re-enter society and make it?

>make it, as in work my way up to a $100k-$200k salaried job, invest, buy property and retire before I'm 55
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>>152331783
theres a west indian pitch invader wearing an england shirt
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>>152331789
miss this team like you wouldn't believe
best of all time
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>>152331789
where's Bharat Sundaresan?
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top scorer for australia
StarcGOD
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>>152331727
>>152331759
np fellas
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>>152331781
Yes mate
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>>152331789
>average age is about 10 years older than the current comm team
says a lot
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St100c looms
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Starc is actually fucking Australia over here.
Light is fading and they'll want to declare to put England in for some quick Stoke tier wickets, but they can't declare because Starc is approaching his 100 and they'll need to wait for him to either reach it or get out.
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mitchell starc is more of an allrounder than cameron green
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>>152331789
how many wickets and runs do that lot have between them?
>>152331805
That wasnt a pitch invader, it was Archer m8
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>England
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>>152331804
probably not without some heavy nepotism
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>>152331819
so true
eng have won heavily here
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500 looms
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Putting a score on England losing by an innings.
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>>152331804
>retire before I'm 55
Cunt, if you haven't started yet, you'd need to be pushing a 250k salary job the way things are going
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>>152331819
He'll get it in a few overs
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Starc looks like he wants to smash to 100 then declare.
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Hope youre appreciating this from Starc
His performances in the first two tests have been legendary and will be talked about for years
Imagine he wasnt playing
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they are just gonna let starc bat aslong as he wants they wont declare with him still there
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>>152331831
England won the story in the first session anyway. Best we can do is another boring 5 day draw.
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>>152331789
times like now is when I miss them the most. when there's a lull in the game and it's just chill as. amazing how good even slats heals tubby were even they weren't the big dogs. chapelli can piss off though
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>>152331819
Just don’t wait, besides you aren’t even at dinner yet.
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so excited to watch some bazball tonight
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>>152331804
yeah, i did exactly that
i was a musician neet until i was 24, did two 6 month courses in some tech stuff - actually tried for once and got really good marks
ended up getting an entry level job in the industry soon after and now doing well for myself in tech 5 years later
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>>152331843
sounds kino
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>>152331850
kek
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>>152331853
This is what the English team are trying to save us from.
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Go Australia!
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starc will get POTM
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>>152331819
shutup cunt watching these cunts suffer in the field is elite
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beauttiful time of day this
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what the hell is bill lawry doing these days anyways
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>>152331802
>>152331806
>GOAT team
>Healy
>Slater
>Tubbs
>Nicholas
Was already well and truly the end times by that stage. Don't really remember Simon O'Donnell to comment on him.
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stream is such a laggy piece of shit today, can barely watch this inevitable starc 99 out
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Imagine being Root if Starc gets 100.
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>this is the best english side in a decade
>it will be different this time!
>dead rubber boxing day
why do i fall for this mick every time
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>>152331864
national pidgeon racing chairman
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player of the match player of the series

and hes not a cunt about it either
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>>152331867
mate hes already got his hundred
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ordered chinese food from the vietnamese place and it was really bad how could this happen
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>>152331804
unironically yes if you aren't retarted
>get forklift licence
>get job in an fmcg business, ideally with a union shed
>be reliable and learn to do paper work well
>transfer to an office job/warehouse manager
>do overtime
>save >$50k a year
>buy an apartment <$600k out of the cbd for your first property, it is just a means to stop paying exorbitant rent
>pay it off aggressively and save as much as you can
>go easy on the booze, drugs, uberjeets and holidays
>do NOT waste money on a flash car, all you need is a honda jazz
>do this for 15 years and you will be able to buy a nice property outright or with a very small mortgage, then life is easymode for your next 40+ years
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>>152331866
Slats was great though
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>>152331859
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>>152331789
>mark nicholas
how the fuck did that cunt keep his job so long?
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>>152331804
>buy property and retire before I'm 55
Not a chance, lol.

>30 years in the future
2055 society will be well and truly different by then. You'll have probably been sent off to a meatgrinder before then anyway.
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>>152331859
>>152331887
this is a man
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>>152331881
had to double check cricinfo to know if you're taking the piss or not, that's now shit this stream is
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the best english side in a decade is full of county cricketers ive never heard off
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>>152331819
Mate. We are winning this match. Taking the edge advantage youre talking about to deny Starc after hes earned his keep is unaustralian. Runs on the board lets go

>>152331840
This is the post
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>>152331885
good post
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Starc has to be MOTM again with this.
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Why declare. Let Starc & Boland crack on to a 250 run lead and you have two days to bowl out the poms for an innings win.
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>>152331867
me dot webcric dot com
daddyhd dot com
Vipstand dot pm
streamed dot Pk
Village dot im
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>>152331819
Great points David, when are you getting back in the comms box?
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>>152331890
he has a weird accent like he was born in uganda or south africa
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>>152331899
>You wouldn’t be outlandish in thinking – it’s actually not an opinion, it’s a fact – it’s probably the worst Australian team since 2010 when England last won, and it’s the best English team since 2010,” Broad said
i dont disagree but broad said its a fact
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>>152331905
>daddyhd
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>>152331885
Yeah nice mate, you forgot to add he will have to live at home because it’s impossible to save in the current rental market

Dickhead
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gone gottem
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HE GROUNDED IT
HE FUCKING GROUNDED IT
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Fuark
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STARC NOOOOOOOO no test cenny for you
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starc needs to be dropped
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STARCGOD WALKS ON WATER GIVE HIM THE BALL I WANT SCALPS
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>>152331874
It was hilarious seeing British media trying to cope by calling Aussies old for the buildup
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>>152331859
>>152331887
Teeth are a bit grim.
Does she have bi-polar or something? Looks extremely cute in a crazy way.
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KEK stokes bashing duckett out of the way so he doesn't fuckett, smart man
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>fist pump after catching a bowler thats went for 77 and decided to meme wallop to get runs before declaring lol
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Get fucked, all of you
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Now bat as long as you can to give Starc some extra rest.
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>>152331914
she's so cute and petite bros
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Fuck Westpac
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>Doggett
>Duckett
Who scripted this?
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>>152331929
i thought so too but i think he was miming pushing duck out of the way
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>>152331934
>hitler
>himmler
>goebbels
>goring
who wrote this shit?
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>>152331934
they should be friends
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>>152331930
based
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>>152331899
You fucking liar. If that’s the case it’s because you’re a ashes-only cazzie.

Half of these don’t play any county so fuck off you lying paki cunt, the top 7 have all been the regular starting line up for the last 3 seasons.
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>arse will get a 5few at an average of 50
KEK
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is it dare i say back on
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>>152331915
>he will have to live at home
Did you see what he was replying to? Anon stated he already lived at home.
>NEET with no job history, no degree and no driver's licence

>>152331885
>No partner
>No kids
Grim.
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>get out for 70 odd because once you get into the 80's and 90's it becomes a thing and when you get out there it's "fucked up a century" level
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morning
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>>152331945
Nah I didn’t desu, I just let loose, fair play, sorry lads.
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>>152331952
morning mate
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Don’t even think they’re offering odds on England losing by an innings now. Probably far too short.

>>152331944
No. So fuck off
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>>152331944
I wish mate. Youre going to lose this one. BET
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>>152331938
Rudolf Hess
Rudolf Höss
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>>152331952
Morning mate
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>>152331952
alright lad
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>>152331944
big story loss for australia if they fail to get 500
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>>152331967
Bless you webm chad
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>>152331938
Goering was based, he knew the gig
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>>152331914
Always thought she was Indian but she's actually British?
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>>152331967
That's a fist pump for sure. What a bitch.
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du Plesis going ham on Nepali bowlers
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>>152331967
stokes is such a fucking knobend
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I would love to go on Howies podcast and just call him a faggot
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who tf is pat cummins
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>these commentators glazing Jacks who is bowling to tail enders
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>>152331885
>transfer to an office job/warehouse manager
or the more likely
>be stuck lugging heavy boxes by hand forever until you quit or die
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>>152331980
ur ears painted on m8?
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If Australia get to 500 they win the narrative and the story
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>>152331967
Duckett is such a squib, that was his catch and he bitched out. He should've gone for it and flattened Stokes.
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carse is really dug shite
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>>152331992
don't be jealous that he gets to hang out with Isa
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Nah I love Stokes, cunt in the only bloke with any fight in the side
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can we have a thread without any antagonism?
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>>152331980
she has the voice and accent of an English rose
how could you think this?
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>>152331885
>warehouse manager
>some cunt who has no logistics qualifications/experience and is fresh out of a forklift
lmao
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>england only got 124 runs when subtracting crawly and root from the first innings
Yep I'm thinking this will be an easy relaxing 40 run chase tomorrow for the win.
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>>152332005
posts a good cunt
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>>152331998
>>152332009
TV is on mute.
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>>152332004
Fuck him, he’s the kind of bloke who cries after sex and has his wife be the big spoon
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>>152332005
he can have mongrel and still be a twat tbphwyl
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i think how kayo constantly chews up ram until it crashes means it is bitcoin mining in the background
there is no other conclusion
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>>152332019
>girl is the big spoon
Very comfy to be honest.
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>>152331995
unironically this is what this cunt is thinking >>152331899
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they aren't ready for a boland half century
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>>152332021
Howie isn't that based
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>>152332006
dont worry mate me red nose pitty micks back in the sheds scored plenty of (you)s
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>>152332012
They have too many batsmen who get out for 0 every single time.
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>>152332019
>he doesn't like being little spoon
ngmi
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Might treat myself to a 5guys lunch
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>>152332035
Where are you eating after that?
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>>152332019
>crying after sex
is this a thing? what initiates the crying?
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i bet ya the only reason Stokes is bowling Jacks is to try and up the over rate a bit to escape a penalty
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>>152332038
>You remind me of your dad
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>>152332021
yeah it does this shit to me all the time, i have to reopen in a new tab after i've had it open for a while because otherwise it just fucks itself
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>>152332012
Australia still chasing down the Perth total when you subtract Head and Labuschagne from the score.
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Unironically had a science teacher in high school who everyone thought was Indian Indian but turned out to be full on native American Indian.
Really makes you think. There surely can't be more than a handful of those guys in this country. Kinda like how you won't see many of our Abos emigrating (unlike those piwi poltroons who'll piss off here at the drop of a pin)
I mean sure there are incentives, but it's nice to see ethnic groups who say they're loyal to their country and actually mean it.
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>>152331997
>>152332011
i've worked with heaps of cunts who transferred from a shed or production line to a logistics/customer service/planning role. manager is doable after a few years if you are reliable, good at paperwork and know how to wrangle tards
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>>152332035
Sydney has a couple of those but they're in the city or way out in the regional extreme.
Did have a Carl's Junior near me and had it a couple times and it was nicer than maccas or hj's but they shut down a while back.
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>>152332035
faggot
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>>152332038
Masculinity issues. You're supposed to be the big strong man but you let her dominate you, even peg you. It's hard to keep your dignity when she calls you a sissy bitch and makes you orgasm from bum play.
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>>152332035
had this in York for the first time last year
thought it was very overrated, but enjoy lad
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>>152332036
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>>152332049
why would there be native americans in australia?
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>>152332035
yum, had it when i was in london
probably good they don't have any here i'd be all over that
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Based aussies
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500 BABY!!!!
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>Archer again doesnt dive to save runs
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>>152332021
>>152332046
Browsers (or at least firefox) doesn't seem to clear the stream's cache after a certain size so it keeps growing and growing, eventually consuming all ram.
Might be limited to certain websites as I've never really noticed it with youtube.
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>>152332035
>treat
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Would you look at that? It is a 500 pitch after all
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might fall asleep
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Can we get out now lads so I can get some tea
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>>152332074
Tired boy
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>>152332075
i do not have this problem with other streaming sites
literally just gayo
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HUMILIATION RITUAL
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>>152332021
Howling that they haven't fixed this. I remember this issue back in 2018 when it first came out. How the fuck have they not fixed it yet
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>>152332077
Surely England will get 500 in their second innings.
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NOG and the story for Australia here
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FIVE HUNDRED
>FIVE HUNDRED
FIVE HUNDRED
>
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>>152332068
Dunno, never asked him. Used to live up the road from some Danes -- never asked them either
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>Cucktill drops to No. 3 for Faf
Kek
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>>152332091
Don't take photos of people without their consent you weirdo
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>>152332068
surely better than being native american in america
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Archer is very unathletic for a black man
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>Carse 4 of the 9 wickets
>Likely to get a 5fer
Think you lads owe him an apology. Been dominating, by far England's best bowler.
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>>152332091
this just makes me sad desu
if englel weren't so shit at both batting and bowling perth could've lasted a bit longer
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at this point, i wouldn't mind us getting out just to see them bat
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>>152332103
*meant typically lazy for a black man
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>>152332102
Only met one Native American that lived on the Rez. He was drunk in a bus stop.
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HISLAND looms
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How are England still bowling
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>>152332116
I wonder if abos went stateside they'd also become science teachers then
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are england completely buck broken at this point?
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>>152332091
>>152332108
There's a new one with a guy texting someone that Australia is a shit place, hes never coming back, the people are awful, the beer is horse piss and somehow the people drink it, and Aussies have no banter
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>>152332127
Being drunkards is a Native American stereotype actually
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Based Australian team all making double digits with the bat
when was the last time this happened?
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>>152332129
Why are you thinking about interracial sex again
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why did starc get out? he could've got 100
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>>152332099
there is no assumption of privacy in public do you think they ask for permission when they do crowd shots
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>all double digits
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>>152332135
Needs some rest before he takes another 5 wickets
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>>152332129
they have been since the suez crisis maye
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>>152332125
how is doggett an abo? he's white as
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>>152332138
says a LOT about the bowling
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>>152332138
Now lets see the English scorecard.
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>>152332130
Sounds like he couldn't have a laugh
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Starc literally carrying this match on his back
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>>152332142
you can't say that bro
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>>152332049
used to be a feather indian security guard working the pubs and malls around here
haven't seen him in a while tho
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>>152332142
woah cool your jets
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Vaughan is so done with bazball lol
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>>152332145
here you go m8
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>>152332142
this comment would get you cancelled if you were a public figure, mental
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Digits
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>>152332130
sounds like a cunt that couldn't handle the bantz
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>>152332142
you'd understand if you werent a bigot
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>cArse
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>>152332151
Whites larping as abos is based
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This is kind of a low bouncing road and doesnt seem to be deteriorating
be interesting to see how easy the poms find it to bat on
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In genuine danger of falling asleep
Need to see aus bowling to keep me awake
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that brings up the 150 for Carse
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Carse brings up his 150!
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>Womp Womp on trumpet
Based
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Wtf 175 behind
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>>152332142
This line of thinking is a psyop but will be beneficial when the indochina wars begin
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>>152332142
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>>152332163
hope you can sleep till dinner break tomorrow
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>>152332142
pull your head in mate
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150 up for arse
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>No single digit/duck batsmen totals
Beaut sight if I dare say so
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aus should declare
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>>152332142
You're all illiterate spastics.
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>only watch cricket casually when ashes is on
>don't watch tv
>tune in ashes
>see westpac ad
>fat nosed kike auctioneer yelling sold to excited indian couple
>cucked aussie cricket captain and team celebrating with them
>every second ad has some jeet or interracial mutt couple and their kiky haired spawn
So proud to be an aussie in 2025 lads
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proppa dogshit this from England
worse attack than the black caps against the windies
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Simply want to die
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>>152332180
Difference is this is England's best minus Wood
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Have England tried balling at the stumps, just an idea
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England trying to bowl out two proud black men
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>>152332179
the cricket ads all having indians is a real eye opener as someone who lives in a whites only suburb
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>>152332177
a thumb war?
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>10 and 11 batting
>Bouncers. Bouncers everywhere.
Why not bowl at the stumps?
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Vaughn is absolutely fuming right now
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>>152332179
what i don't understand is, how do all these indians have so much money? do they just pick up a million dollar note lying on the ground?
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>>152332179
Australia has been going downhill since the Commonwealth Bank "Equity Mate" ad and John Howard convinced boomers that if they didn't have 50 negative geared investment properties they'd be destitute.
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>>152332179
Turn the tv off and go play in the traffic
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>>152332125
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>>152332179
>So proud to be an aussie in 2025 lads
Wish i was born in the 50s desu
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>>152332179
>every second ad
Its pretty much every ad. Asians and pajeets featured HEAVILY in our advertising now.

>Reminder 1 in 5 Australians have arrived within the last 10 years through immigration
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>>152332188
they prefer the term blak
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Why does Australia make the aboriginals bat last?
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>>152332177
england should declare they are shit lol
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>>152332185
yea reckon Fat Henny would've knocked Greaves over had he been fit
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>>152332196
They live 8 to a bedroom so pay minimal rent while working 2-3 jobs to save.
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>>152332179
You WILL like it
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>>152332208
to humiliate opposition
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>>152332208
abos bat like the colour of their skin
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cARSE 1 wicket away from maybe the worst 5fer I've ever seen
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>>152332208
Its the order they come off the team bus.
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>>152332205
Terrifying statistic
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Is being 177 runs behind good?
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>>152332179
there was a time when australians refused to sell their house to asians
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bimbo milf gf
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>>152332141
since churchill sold the empire it's never been the same
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NSW & VIC viewers - to continue watching the cricket switch now to 7
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>>152332225
corr
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>>152332222
no, but it could be worse
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>>152332048
>my point
>your head
Crawly and root have fired and likely won't perform as well in the third innings since that's generally how things go in test match cricket.
124 runs isn't a sign of a team that can chase down 177 runs on a now rapidly deteriorating pitch.
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>>152332188
only jofra is allowed to bowl one of them out.
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>>152332142
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phwoar would've eaten that blonde birds taco iykwim haha
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>>152332196
Indians work together generally as an extended family unit. There are a LOT of them and they will all pool money together for the greater good.
If 10 of them can pool together $300,000 through a loan they can outbid an Australian for a house easy, and they do.

They also tend to give extremely generously with weddings which tends to net the average couple tens of thousands.
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>>152332225
this
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gone gottem finally
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>>152332213
She's fine, an honorary white.
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>>152332203
>have to learn duck & cover
>grow up to be a boomer
Nah, I’m happy with when I was born
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based
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FUCKING FINALLY
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>>152332222
checked
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Gazza seething right now
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>>152332163
there you go
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>>152332224
My old neighbours turned down Indians for an elderly local couple #blessed
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GONE GOTTEM SEND IN STARC FOR ANOTHER WICKET 1ST OVER YESSS GARRY
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>>152332196
in India there are illegal means to earn money like corruption land grabbing extorntion blackmail insider trading ....
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get out you cunts
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>>152332196
99% of Indians who have come to Australia were upper middle class whose parents paid for them to:
1) Get a Uni visa.
2) Buy a Subway or some other fast food business.
3) Transfer to a business visa.
4) Get permanent residency.
5) Then citizenship.
Albo finally shut down the Business Innovation Visa last year and replaced it with a much more stringent visa for people who are super geniuses or are worth ten's of millions of dollars.
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>>152332246
zzzznuhhh-huh? wassat?
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>entire top 6 for england run off to put their pads on
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One thing I don't get about cricky is why the last couple of batsmen are shitters and left for last.
Is the talent pool really that thin that you can't source 10 blokes in this country to hit decently like the 3~6th in order?
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Last digit is how many starc has at stumps
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well done you well and truly stunk the place out
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>>152332208
meritocracy
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>>152332208
just in case they ran off with them
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>>152332255
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>>152332256
green threw away his wicket completely but otherwise pretty solid
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>>152332259
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>>152332257
they're the bowlers you imbecile
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>>152332235
Is white male, Indian female socially acceptable?
>>
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this has to be the test match of starcs career
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COMEBACK
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>>152332258
wew
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>>152332247
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>>152332257
i dont understand why no team ever mixes it up and chuck say a number 4 down at 7/8th
bowlers get tired and they btfo them
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>>152332205
>>152332197
>>152332179
>be me
>marketer
>making an ad for my brand
>cast is all White, Aussie family
>get a note from our internal legal team suggesting that showing racial diversity is important to reflect modern Australia
>delete email
>ezpz
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30 year old women dressed as 18 year old slags standing next to me at pizza shop
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>>152332251
This is a flat out lie cunt. Truth is both sides of the isle are flooding our nation. Pauline/Barnaby literally the last line of defence for our birthright
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>>152332256
>no 50-59
>no 80+
pathetic
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>>152332256
Yeah but Rooty got a tonne!
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>>152332278
There’s a funny story behind this
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>>152332269
its relentless this ashes
part of the problem is dumb cunts taking the bait every time
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who of either team is the most likely to post here
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Rain coming down in Sydney lads
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just saw a yellow tailed black cockatoo fly by lads pretty chuffed :D
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>>152332278
the video is pretty funny
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>>152332289
well Australia got 5 tons
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>>152332258
>he forgot the extra half hour to get the result
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>>152332287
Pauline belongs in gaol, unironically. She’s an absolute disgrace and a horrible cunt of a person and doesn’t even like cricket
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>>152332142
Hit it for 6 mate
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>>152332296
Nice
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>im totally coming to australia to study bro
>sigs up to dodgy education firm run by indian mates
>i now live here and drive ubers
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>>152332293
Steve Smith posts here - >>152330900
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>No 5fer for Arse
Probably for the best, not even worth raising it conceding that many runs
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>>152332294
There’s heaps in my area all of a sudden its really cool, they’re a lot bigger than you’d expect
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>>152332308
many such cases!
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Can you miserable retards fuck off back to /pol/? Cheers x
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cyclonic conditions belting Sydney lads
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>>152332257
the level they play at is exponentially more difficult than the previous
finding particular players who can play roles IS hard because players who can excel at international test level consistently are rare to begin with particularly given the australian public and acbs expectations
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>>152332309
Who would Smudge's favourite Greek tragedian be?
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Think England literally gave up on bowling there, just total rubbish
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>>152332318
fuck up commie poof you cretin
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>>152332303
She was, then the corrupt Queensland courts let her out.
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>>152332296
That means a storm is coming
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>noooooo no public discourse about the state of our country
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is warner a legit spastic? he keeps interjecting and interrupting when someone else is talking
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>>152332320
its power law, the difference between an elite international player and elite domestic player is often enormous
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Starc gets a first over wicket again right?
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>>152332303
Wrong. I'd still let you immigrate here though (if youre actually ethnically italian).
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>>152332308
didn't they close that loophole recently? not that matters considering it was there for years
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>>152332318
Ease up cummgod
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>>152332342
digits confirm
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>>152332336
yes exactly
we're all aware of it - none of its new to any of us, youre not achieving anything and this is a cricket thread
fuck off
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>>152332336
There's a board for that, here we talk about shitting on the rug and blaming the dog, also me and everybody else are voting green and crying on the internet won't do shit x
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>>152332345
i believe they made it easier
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Starc facing mecca there?
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>>152332281
>he had the chance to do WMAF and fluffed it
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yeah i'm thinking duck for creepy crawley
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Englands paying 10 dollars
worth a lobster?
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>>152332354
no we aren't lad
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>>152332353
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>>152332354
I’m still annoyed at how Green lost his wicket
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GONE GOTTEM KING PAIR
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>>152332353
>Only need to hold on for a session
If anybody can bottle it, It's the bongs.
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>>152332337
Yes he is a spastic
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>>152332353
nope
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>>152332353
summer storms in australia last 15 minutes
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GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF

S T A R C
T
A
R
C
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hate warners voice. why would they put him in the commentary box?
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crowd going off love to be there
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>>152332179
It’s great aye? A bunch of boomer kikes sold our countries out to jeets and chinks so their real estate market could go up
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STARC FIRST BALL HAHAHAH HES DONE IT AGAIN
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>>152332360
Yeah mate for sure
maybe a 50 even
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>>152332380
yeah his voice is awful
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Wow he's literally me
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>>152332353
>Min: 21
>Min: 20
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blokes called Duckett really shouldn’t be playing cricket desu
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reddit has better cricket discussion
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>Duckett
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wtf is wespack alert?
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>>152332396
>>152332396
>>152332396
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>>152332407
Nah they're pretty miserable cunts, least people have a good time here even if they are weird
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Duckett is odd looking bloke
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>FB_IMG
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>>152332376
Have you seen what Brisbane's storms were serving up last week?
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Mitch "high off his own supply" Starc
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>>152332464
foul nails
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gash weather in mollymook this evening



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