ashes
its ovah
England should declare
the series is over
>going to miss out on 2 days of cricket again fuck sake
>>152334535based blind ump
STARC LOOMS
Decided I need a brown gf with a round belly
Feeling bad for england. Nobody deserves this
Im an alcoholic
shotty making the laugh at england thread(I shottied it last thread; I'm just reiterating)
>>152334544need a front on view for my final decision
It’s so so over
The engl*sh are a joke of a peoples
trailing by 43 with 6 down is pretty doable no? england could win this desu
Reckon if I was fielding right now I would be acting like an absolute cunt to the english
>>152334564The old one is still up but ok
Why are you chirping now mate?
>>152334544these are men
>>152334579thats not allowed anymore
>>152334564Shitjeet has been continuously bumping the old one hence why it’s still up
If you think this is funny/bad/humiliating wait until englel get KO'd by Panama
>>152334544I'll take a #2 with a side of #3
>OMG Day 4 is going to get rained out!!!>Forecast says it will come at 8pm at the very latest
What's the top rivalry in cricket now?
>they've lost 5/44
>6/80 in the night sessionImagine what would've happened if England declared in the first innings and had a go at the Australian top order.Instead they let them get 500 runs, kek.
>>152334578doable, if it were literally anyone else
Genuine tears at this. I'm fucking livid
>>1523345444,3,5,2,1
>>152334600It'll be a 45 minute lightning break at max.
Bought a Bluey cricket set for my nephew for Christmas
>>152334602broadcasters versus getting 5 days of worth of cricket
>no cummins>no hazlewood>no lyon>openers are mid>get absolutely shit on regardless england simply present no challenge
>>152334593>>152334580Oh lol I didn't even realise(I made that one too)
There are no good cricket grounds in Australia
England as a nation of sportsmen are too weak in temperament. Very easily unsettled.
Think if I spent like 3k on the trip of a lifetime for this I’d be crying to
>>152334544#4 is the only one worthwhile
>>152334600>England gets all out, game over>Rain starts 20 minutes later
Subhuman eng shitters mentally ZUTTED by the laugh at englel thread lasting longer than their gashes hopes lmao
>>152334615LGM
>>152334540There's an anime stream if you're interested, maimly watch toradora per tradition
lol just hang this lot and start again
>>152334616Don’t blame him I’m pretty close
>>152334615Based
>>152334642Thanks lad, I am one of the mods of that stream. Hope you're enjoying this year.
>>152334630she's the best but 2 has boobs, bunda and a decent face
>>152334616>right ear stud earring>crying like a bitch at a sport stadiumVERY dubious
what changes will england make to their side? they have to do SOMETHING surely
Do we send ramplord back out to open for tiktok exposure?
>>152334616>bnob when he hears his dad's footsteps approaching his bedroom door
>Don’t get too down about it, it’s just a game and doesn’t affect your life anon
>>152334618I think the Aus A team beating the Lions right wins comfortably too.
England might draw one of the 3 remaining tests
>>152334643>>152334664
>>152334679Sydney 5 days of consecutive rain.
>>152334615cool uncle
Cya tomorrow lads
exciting run chase on the morrow
>>152334675wish i had a redhead gfor any gf
>>152334664I’m guessing you’re being rhetorical. They will make no changes except getting rid of Jacks.
terrible series of threads today fellashope you all get a good sleep and come back in a better mood tomorrow
>>152334615shouldn't buy bluey merch as the brits get the money from it, not aussies
>>152334694yep, only 43, england are still in it, anyone's game
>>152334655Are you dread? Most mods are alright, except for that one mod name begins with k who is a massive faggot
>>1523346572 doesn't have an arse, she's just fat.
>>152334664Import more saffers and blacksBut really they need to copy saffers and peewees and play a Hindu /strongmind/
Stokes should declare... declare as losers AAAAMMMOIRITE ..ya¿ criccy?
>>1523345442 and 4 thanks mate
>>152334657bogged face*
>>152334578They need 43 to not lose by an innings kek
reckon Isa would be into watersports?
>>152334713yeah i fucking hate that faggot whose name starts with k. fuck that guy
>>152334726boland speaks well for a black fulla
>>152334675>Meanwhile, the missus
Can stokes ask for the extra half hour so they lose tonight and eng shitters can golf tomorrow?
>>152334544*absolutely mogs all*
>>152334737No, but Steven may
who is the prominent melbourne couple with a rapist son ?
>>152334544corrrRRRARSECHEBYSHEVPOLYNOMIALS!!!
Is this midget really a fast bowler?
>>152334752Dan Andrews
>>152334752peter daicos and wife
>>152334747cute couple
MY OLD MAN'S A CONVICTHE WEARS SOME BAGGY STRIPESAND IF YOU DARE RESISTHE'LL STAB YOU WITH HIS KNIFECONVICT'S OUT ON DAY RELEASEHE WENT TO HAVE SOME BEERSTURNED DOWN BY THE SHEILASHE STABBED THE LOCAL QUEERSCONVICT'S ON THE PROWLSEE'S A LITTLE BEAUTHE GETS THE CHLORO OUTAND RAPES HER IN HIS UTE
>>152334769kek
now wtf do I do
why do some cricketers like stokes look jacked but others (even the same height) look just normal or even flabby
>>152334544None of them.Desi women age terribly.
>day 4bruh ahh unc-coded frfr
>>152334782body fat percentage
was the /cric/ lad asking if he should get day 4 tickets going to the brisbane test?
>>152334782Roids.
South African shitters couldn't even last 50 overs
>>152334747I could get a gf that hot if i wanted too
>mfw criccy is over for the day
Unironically need to start the next test on a Saturday
>>152334779elf is playing on cric 'cord
TOWER OF LONDON HAS BEEN CLOSED DUE TO PROTESTORS
the paki bimbo gf
>>152334856theres always cricket going on somewhere
>>152334881protesting for/against what?
>>152334888Albanian, dumbtard
https://poal.me/oncrh6https://poal.me/oncrh6https://poal.me/oncrh6Preferred format?
>>152334908she looks paki though
>>152334922ODI, neither too short, nor too long
>>152334902dunno probably climate or palestine its strange it doesnt say anywherei'll let you know
terrible choon timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gSWLOAKqRk
>>152334944okay cheers mate
does poal.me keep logs of IP addresses and geolocations, precious¿
>>152334948Some weird democracy grouphttps://x.com/JamesPGoddard90/status/1997273272854188254
>>152334922It is hard to watch teams that arent elite like India and Australia
>>152334972ah, seem like marxist radicals or something
goddamn i love porn
>>152334720keKkkk
>>152334818Av ODI score there is 277 mah boi Keshav got them there
>>152334972its a commie group, just checked their site
>>152334992god damn COMMIES
>>152334747Thats a man
forgot SA were playinggood on Quinton, hes still churning out runs and prob has another 3 years in his career
not gonna support India until GG, Agarkar et al is flushed out hope they lose the odi and t-20 series as well plain x
you staying up for the f1 ausbrospiastri can do it
>>152335017how long does a race normally take?
>>152335017would rather watch the footy (and will)
>>152335021Itll put you to sleep in about 30 minutes
>>152335017>rich cunts driving their oversized Failure 1 mobiles around>sound like crap>rigged >over taking not allowed>let your team mate pass like a good cucky>slight drizzle race called off nah I'm good thanks
>>152335023yeah im watching arsenal soon
pretty sure these quite popular """sports""" have their own generals?
>>152335049nice, might try to catch bournemouth if i'm still up
It wasn’t my intention to upset anyone
>>152335067GOTTEM
>>152335067pretty sure theres also pol and int boards but that didnt stop all the cunts in the thread today
>>152335049more like will mcautism
F1 has that british guy yelling on commentary the whole time though
>>152334945choooOoin xhttps://youtu.be/T9lV5-wbPqw
>>152335017If Norris does well in qualifying and survives the first corner of the race, I'm more of a v8 supercars kinda guy.
>watching earthpolluteshan't
im a fucking faggotim fucking a faggottwo very different sentences
>>152335086>cunt>LE FUCK OFF WANKER CUNT XDXD ALL US AUSSIES ARE BOGANS WHO SWEAR AND SAY CUNT AND WANKER A LOT XDXD LOOK AT ME AMERICANS LOOKS AT HOW TOUGH AND ABRASIVE I AM YEAH FUCK CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER FUCK WE'RE FULL CUNT GRAB A VB MOYT XDXD LE CUNT HAVE A VB MOYT WANKER CUNT FUCKEN ASIAN SLOPE EYE CUNTS SHOULD FCUK OFF AND HAVE A VB WHILE FUCKING OFF CUNT AY AY LE CHEEKY XDXD CHEEKY CUNT JUST DID SOMETHING FUCKEN CHEEKY CUNT AY AY CUNT FUCK ME DEAD CUNT WANKERS NEED TO GET DRUNK 24/7 TO BE AN AUSSIE MOYT FUCK I WORK HARD AS A BRICKY NOW I GOT A HARD EARNED THIRST FOR GLASSING CUNTS XDXD
England have a team that must be very frustrating to fans.
>>152335229
>>152335229Are you ok?
>>152335251They're just immature mongs who want to swing the bat at every deliveryThey should all go to the driving range before play starts to get it out of their system
>>/sp/103633888
How fucking gay are the hobbits in lord of the rings?
>LE SMOKES LE DURRIES LE DARTS LE LUNG BUSTERS LE FAGS LE COFFIN NAILS FULL ON I AM HEAPS AUSSIE YEAH NAH FUCKING EY!!!!! FUCKING YEAH HEAPS ABRASIVE AND USE A LOT OF LINGO CUNT CUNT CUNT FULL ON CUNT CUNT CUNT I AM HEAPS AUSSIE!!!! GOING TO FUCKING BUNNINGS CUNT FULL ON GET A FUCKING SAUSAGE AND BREAD ONIONS ON TOP CUNT CUNT UNAUSTRALIA OTHERWISE CUNT CUNT FULL ON THO HEAPS FUCKING AUSSIE DRINK HEAPS CUNT FUCKING OFF THE CHAIN CUNT FULL ON I AM HEAPS AUSSIE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
>>152335308they're pretty bad films really
Next test I think England should go:McKinneyDuckett AhmedRoot Brook J Rew wk Stokes c Atkinson PottsArcherTonguebut it makes no odds as they'll just do the same team as this test except Tongue for Jacks I suspect.
>>152335319>>152335308umm....shut up sweaty x
do kinda low-key agree that the Hobbit trilogy was a bit of a cash grab ngl.. especially tbotfa
>>152335313Literally me
has disney bought LOTR yet
finna gonna correct myself and say it was only tbotfa
im a fucking hobbitim fucking a hobbittwo very different statements
>>152335313it's aye not ey
Proto started talking three hours ago and she hasn't come up for breath yet
>>152335313fookin' oath moite¡
>Edgbaston 2023>Stokes declares early day one with 2 wickets in hand >ends up loaing the match>Gabba 2025>Stokes refuses to declare with 1 wicket in hand at the best time to bowl in a day night match on day 1>losesHow will he spin him not declaring day 1 this match as a good thing?
>>152335432youre pretty verbose yourself at times la
>>152335454If you declare does the other team get penalised for the slow over rate? It would be funny if he didn't declare thinking England could get 80 overs so Australia would get penalised.
>>152335432deploy it fella
50/50 on whether to have another drink or go to bed
>>152335501If you have to mull over it, it's a no.
>>152335482Working on a theory that my tendency toward loquaciousness in /cric/ blogposts is a direct result of all the women I know in real life talking and talking and talking and I can do know more than occasionally interject a "Mm" or "Yeah"She did let me watch the cric on my tablet while she was talking at me, at least>>152335495Deploy what now?
>>152335514you're right -- no I won't go to bedthanks for your sage advice
>>152335422Worse. netflix just boughted it
>>152335523just wait till she hits you with the "you never tell me anything about yourself"
>>152335523.it.fella
the things you're doing are not conducive to a long and healthy life
Will Jacks?
the light that shines twice as bright burns half as long innit
>>152335595no but steven may
Oh no, not that long life I totally want to live!One more won't hurt fella
we're playing usa, paraguay and probably turkey in the world cup
Also, probably about time you went to bed yourself.Or do you have more stones to throw?
>>152335615Are you talking to yourself?
You know what? fuck you dickhead I'm having two rums
...yh
Is Bairstow available for recall?
>>152335631my post wasnt directed at you dumbfuck. you can have however many rums you want i do not give a fuck
>you now remember they forced anderson to retire
>>152335432>protoshe'd rather drown than talk to you, anything to get away from a creepy fucker like you
Not even going to bother watching the ashes anymore unless it's played in England.
>>152335646Too high of a risk of him breaking down. Replaced with a much faster Archer.
>>152335639Foakes is a much better keep, and there's Jordan Cox and the Rew brothers with the Lions.
>>152335631Go to bed, rummy
who will lead england into the post bazball era?
the willard calls!
>>152335661see >>152335597anderson at least knows how to pitch it up
>>152335686There grooming both Crawley and Brook to be future captains despite the fact both should be dropped. The VC is Pope who should be dropped if they had another no 3 option.
>>152335724annoys me that brook is such an enormous talent but throws it all away with an overly attacking approach to batroot shouldve corrected him a long time ago
>>152335654Unfortunately the evidence just doesn't support this at all
>women and talkinghttps://youtu.be/pTvxqsIl9qE?si
I wish i could bowl fast
I can bowl leg spin and the flipper, but not the googly.
knuckle balls were the hardest for me, followed by out the back of the hand
Indian cricket on but no sign of Shitjeet how curious
Never played cricket but I used to play left wing in wogball which meant I spent half the game during home games running over the cricket pitch which meant a lot of slipping over (soccer boots don't do well on hard surfaces) and scraping my arm.And don't get me started on what it was like when it was wet
they called me the chinaman
It's not over yet lads. Stokes in and Jacks can hold the other end. Get a 150 lead and put the Aussies under pressure.
>>152335608It’s a tough group but I believe we can beat the Seppos and maybe draw the other two. 4pts can get you through if you don’t cop a flogging on for and against
Cat's seething because I caught him while he was being a fuckwit and gave him a cuddle and a scratch on the tummy
>>152335608>all-empire group was right there>rugby championship group was right there
I will definitely watch Australia v USA in soccer
Poms won’t drop anyone incase they go full sudoku. The players know this
>>152335608this is a /cric/ thread stay on topic or risk a ban
Ireland can still qualify if we beat Czechia and then Denmark/Macedonia, into Mexico’s group
its over for the ukowned
funny as fuk that macedonia, bosnia and CERTIFIED fake country kosovo can be anywhere near the world cup
>>152336079theyre not even the most flagrant examplesHaiti and Caracao(?) are going
>>152336079seething Serb, get better at fighting next time instead of raping women and shooting children
Polished off the bottle of "Sailor Jerry's Savage Apple"Shit tastes like apple juice, and as much as I loved apple juice as a kid, it doesn't make for good rum. Do not recommend; apple rum is no pineapple rum.Still worth drinking, obviously. Haven't tried mixing it with anything.
>>152336079no such thing as a real country m8
>>152336210I’ve been vaping and if the juice is too sweet it gets tired, like if you’re going to drink a lot of something it needs to not be too sweet. I could drink a couple pints of apple juice but more would get a bit almost sickly. The strange thing is if there’s a menthol or cooling element it counteracts the sweetness whilst not diminishing it
>>152335707tabla x
well, atleast i got over my crippling scat porn addiction
Better luck in 4 years time Lads, we'll have another crack at it then
Alexa, has ANY team beaten aussies in AUSGALIA in recent times¿!!?
It is VERY bazball to deliberately lose the first two tests of the series, just so you can pull off a kino greatest of all time recovery. Gonna be so elite watching all the Australians in /cric/ cry. In Baz we trust, our glorious leader
>>152336593sooOoCHU *sniggers*
It’s looking 5 nil and Bard is going to sing for us
>>152336655Did I agree to that?Would probably have done it no matter what the result desu, you just have to ask nicely
England sucks and they're also bad at cricket
anyone know which country currently holds the ashes iykwim haha
>spend 4 years planning how to win Down Under>lose in 5 days
*two (2)
No comments from Shitjeet(Zachy) on the ongoing India game I see
*whistles Soul Limbo*128kbps yt2mp3 eng shitter never recovered from being upstaged
Still no comments I wonder why an "indian" wouldn't be watching a cricket match featuring India
>>152337355Are they being mercilessly flogged?
A little sixty second voc of a little 12bb with a Caribbean twist mentally ZUTTED this eng shitter into never posting another dogshit voc again
If you want to pretend to be Indian try to at least do the bare minimum to make it seem even remotely believable
It was the choice of song too. Twiglet legs used to meme 10cc's Dreadlock Holiday because it contained the word cricket but realheads know Soul Limbo the true /cric/ anthem - and to have it voc'd mentally ZUTTED that thieving servant
