Octuple Edition>Sat 06.12.13.00 Cross-Country Skiing - W 20km Skiathlon Classic/Free, Trondheim (NOR)14.45 Ski Jumping - HS134, Wisla (POL)14.50 Nordic Combined - W Mass Start HS102, Trondheim (NOR)15.35 Nordic Combined - M Mass Start HS102, Trondheim (NOR)16.30 Biathlon - M 10km Sprint, Östersund (SWE)17.00 Alpine Skiing - W Giant Slalom 1st Run, Tremblant (CAN)20.00 Alpine Skiing - W Giant Slalom 2nd Run, Tremblant (CAN)>Sun 07.12.09.30 Cross-Country Skiing - W 10km Interval Free, Trondheim (NOR)10.55 Nordic Combined - M HS138, Trondheim (NOR)11.55 Cross-Country Skiing - M 10km Interval Free, Trondheim (NOR)13.15 Biathlon - W 10km Pursuit, Östersund (SWE)14.05 Nordic Combined - M 10km, Trondheim (NOR)15.20 Biathlon - M 12.5km Pursuit, Östersund (SWE)15.55 Ski Jumping - HS134, Wisla (POL)16.00 Alpine Skiing - W Giant Slalom 1st Run, Tremblant (CAN)18.00 Alpine Skiing - M Giant Slalom 1st Run, Beaver Creek (USA)19.00 Alpine Skiing - W Giant Slalom 1st Run, Tremblant (CAN)21.00 Alpine Skiing - M Giant Slalom 2nd Run, Beaver Creek (USA)Previous thread: >>152313495
>>152334541Speed skating schedule:>Sat 06.12.14.15 M 10000m16.21 W 1500m17.12 M 1000m>Sun 07.12.14.15 W 500m14.43 M 500m15.30 W Mass Start15.51 M Mass Start16.23 W Team Sprint16.43 M Team Sprint
Apologize to women
thankfully we are a womens nation
Master plan to fix German biathlon: Karl spend the time during competition pause to train shooting and sweeps. Thoughts?
>>152334790>karl
>>152334801Well maybe we have some guy named Karl
>>152334628I will, when women implement the "date losers act".
That Norwegian octosweep reminded me that I read an article on Yle about our coaching situation. It argued that given the performance increase in Finnish biathlon since we imported Erik Kulstad as the head coach, we should look abroad for cross-country coaches too and specifically to import a Norwegian for that. I propose a more refined plan: we get a Norwegian coach for men, a Swedish coach for women, and whilst we're headhunting in Sweden we grab Jonna too.
Germanybros, here's a cat for good luck
1) Ebba2) Jessie3) Heidi
the sun will rise over trondheim today
>>152334909Get off the VPN.
1) Frida2) Ebba3) H-WengI'm going to play Princess as the wild card since she was on the podium here in the world champs.
>>152334570Is this JOKE? XDDDD
Is it too early for some beer
>>152334958no
1. Slurpin Heidi2. Skeletor3. Ebba the Retard4. Perfect Jessie5. Princess Jonna
>Norwegian spelling
STAY AWAY FROM THE EVIL SWEDES JESSIE
>>152334970>not knowing ebba is a sailing world champion
>>152334984They'll send the kirby-shaped Swede to crash her again!
>>152334958I think I'll start with some Glühwein when Ski Jumping starts
We don’t know how much all the puking and shidding affects Frida
>>152334958im heading to bolaget after jonna wins, thinking of buying some cider today
>Hettich-Walz>Hermann-Wick>Hennig-FotzlerWhy are german women like this
This Ebba bird is giving me Nordic Deliverance vibes.
>>152335033Well, anon, you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
>>152335033I hate it
i thought slind retired last season
>>152335035>does this look like the face of mercy?
>>152335014>>152335022Enjoy :)
>>152335033>chevalier-bouchet>braisaz-bouchet >lien-germananonmany such cases
>>152335035>ebba birdshe is 28 you sick fuck
Jessie always sucks in skiathlon :(
What happened to the polish girl?
gimmler and somebody else out
Poland ded?
>>152335061>Makula into Anonlova
>>152335081Was that Riley?
Eliza Rucka-Michalek (POL) down, but strangely that was an uphill section.
>>152335102Smelled Frida's farts
>>152335102The toughest battles are the ones that we don't see....
>>152335056There's at least 10 Slinds
ebba cant into downhill
How long would it take (You) to ski 20 km?
the bum wiggle section is the best part
>>152335124astrid
>>152335056Astrid retired? This one is a different Slind, S.O. Slind
Wtf I love slurping now!
>>15233514620 daysBut I would run 5km faster than Zartbruster skis them
>>152335152Astrid the Glue Classics master is in and just got tied 4th at the 6.6km split, S.O. is her twin sister Silje.
>>152335146idk. couple of hours
ribum looking surprisingly good!
>>152335146Jessie's time + 0,5 seconds if you catch my drift
>>152335167roger roger
bonus slut at it again
>>152335195Imagine if you caught Jessie in a dark alley and offered her 50 FIS World Cup Bonus Points TM
where's the start list? no.5 is pretty thick
>>152335209Bib 5? That's Moa Ilar.
princess dead...>>152335209thats moa ilar
Eva Ingebrigtsen who?
>>152335218Jacob's sister
>>152335146I roller skied 20km in 1h5min on wednesday, but that was on pretty much flat terrain.
>>152335206I wouldn't say a single word to her. I would listen to what she has to say, and that's what no one did.
there's unironically someone called Coomarella
WHAT THHE FUCK
I fucking hate SWEDES
jessies fault!
FRIDA ASSAULT ON JESSIE
Jessie tries to kill Frida
>>152335215>>152335216she cute?
STUPID CUNT FRIDA
First they send the round swedenow they send the skelly swede to sabotage jessie
frida INNOCENT
i'm gonna punch the next sw*de i see straight in the teeth
From behind and nowhere close to getting the ball? That''s a red card in the modern game for the American
Frida started to pizza, moved the back of her ski right on top of Jessie's ski.
Ebba shit skis looks like.
I don't think Ebba is attractive
>>152335284https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XddfToBTelE
Jessie is honorary Norwegian
>>152335291poor layout desu, too narrow
S T I C C
slomo
>>152335300want to talk about that filename?
polish girl apparently fainted during the race
>>152335322Makes sense considering at least two of the norwegians in that picture are lesbians.
>>152335321NO ERA PENAL
>>152335322I believe it says it all really
God the 50k was kino
business idea: moa ilar retires
>ynr the world champs 50km pit stop shenanigans
>>152335352Märta Rosenberg-Germanposter
>>152335340my guess is the middle one an the one right of her
>>1523353612nd and 3rd from the left.
>peelar
>>152335354
haha get fucked goober witch!
fuck Moa Ilar
>Swedish skiingAnd god damn it that giant cheese wheel ad is making me want to go and buy cheese.
ebba fucking useless downhill
Nice try, Ebba ;)
go ribum!
Jessie takes a drink every lap lol
Comfy
>>152335389Why are they burning the doggo?
>>152335397Korean immigrants.
>>152335371The funniest thing is Heidi trying to ruse someone into going the wrong way
CAM ON JESSIE
LETS GO FRIDALETS GO RIBUM
>>152335389They should throw their empty beer cans at Frida
>>152335453they should throw the full ones
This will be KAOSLOPP
Unless there's a breakout attack, the final turns and downhills could be chaotic when the top 10 arrives in one big pack. Just remember Jonna wiping out in the world championships.
FRIDA KILL THEM NOW!
JESSIE JESSIE JESSIE
JESSIE ATTACK
fuck this shit
JESSIE JESSIE JESSIE JESSIE JESSIE<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Heidi "21 podiums since last win" Weng
>>152334882right athletes, wrong order
Jessie Jessie Jessie
>w*ng
J E S S I E
terrible podium
jessie not even tired
>>152335530the anti-winningest
She didn't even have her traditional finish line collapse today, wtf?
>>152335544I knew she was gonna win when she didn't look like dying on the last lap
>>152335554Memeing the swedeposter who claimed she is washed
>>152335554going full dopage in her last year
>>152335564Pre-pregnancy doping.
I'm saying the following as a year-long certified Krista simp: after the mass start and the skiathlon it doesn't look like she can pull off anything this season. So If she isn't hoping for some Olympic mingle, it would have been for the better to retire last season.
can i get some ribum in here please
Anyone catch Ebba nodding to the camera and Jessie then peeking from behind her poles?
>>152335611
>>152335618>they're watching us, jess>who's watching us?>them...
I expect that Jessie apologizes to Frida for stepping on her skis and making her fall
>>152335641>They're gooning right now, aren't they?
>>152335716She's being interviewed on NRK right now and she called Frida an "anorexic, bronze crybaby"
>>152335624sexo..
>>152335753:D
>>152335716frida wouldve won if jessie didnt do that...
>>152335753>assaults another skier and screeches obscenities brat correction long overdue imo
>>152335856Forgive her
sure let's not mention jojo and the other hags
noko
willem dafoe's norwegian is kind of hard to understand desu but at least he's trying!
>>152336156That's Tiril Eckhoff
>>152335887jojo has never done anything wrong in her entire life
Not long enough by Låte
>>152334541Vermeulen has lived in Norway since age 20, speaks Norwegian fluently and was coached by a Norwegian in Austria in his teens so he's honorary Norwegian as well.
HETA HETA HETA
nice heta
>>152336591Faker!
AFWA
minja > heta
minja my love
Stop calling all of your women Katharina
what do the cross country skiiers do during the off-season? work at ica?
>>152336750my gf is so cute.
>>152336756train
>>152336756business studies at NTNU
>>152336756Playing AoE2 with me
>>152336756Forage mushrooms and berries to survive the winter
>>152336608>>152336750The great debate
kek they made a room for skaters to mentally relax before a race
>>152337811I'm starting to think that Swede is right...
