required reading: >>152330200
dana... my Chase Hooper fight?
Did Dana kill a good chunk of illegal streaming with the new Paramount deal? I imagine many casual viewers who are slightly internet savvy and average intelligence find the PPV price rediculous so they usually only stream PPV illegally while also subscribed. Since it’s now more convenient to watch a subscription service is illegal streaming services going to take a 30% plus decrease? Did Dana win?
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>>152337874HAHAHA AN OBESE BLACK MAN DANCING HAHAHAHAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>152337874shocolat peppa peeg
*throws sand*
I'm glad Mike Goldberg got out before UFC became a cum bucket for saudis and helwanis
Jiri turned Khalil into Winnie the pooh. People forget man! Ask grok!
>>152338002Cejudo is going to top that faggot (in a bad way)
>>152338070Wasn’t Goldberg a helwani himself? Not that I have anything against him, just pointing that out.
>>152338356*shrug* Goldberg was one of the last pieces of sovl UFC had I don't know his family tree
Merab is going to redeem yan's soul
>>152338408Yeah he was based and made Dana seethe.
>>152338496lol I read Sam had been basically knocked out twice by this point but was just allowed to continue
>>152338496Waldo punked that nigga. Levels.
Put him Ankalaev
what a dirty, ugly, sinful "sport" this is, god bless these lost souls
Keep an eye out. There will be a shooter in the crowd tonight with his sights set on Merab. If his head explodes during his walkout you'll know why. Via Ariel Helwani
HAPPY ST. NICHOLAS DAY
Low key Merab is going to literally die tonight. There is also a bomb in his car
>>152338993>priest costume>swirl >children's hospitalwew
>mfw Merab is assassinated
The immortal ghost of Adolf Hitler will be fighting alongside Payton Talbott tonight
Oh my god. Merab has been decapitated by an angry mob and his head is being paraded around the arena
Talbott's butt plug will fall out and Cejudo will capitalize knocking him out cold with a vicious single leg
>>152338590>https://x.com/full_send_mma/status/1997220507960381490
Merab splashing happily in a busted sewer leak
>>152339047
>>152339144it would be awesome if this disgusting freak got off my monitor
Henry Cejudo's big fucking pumpkin head bouncing off the canvas like a basketball. Tonight
>>152338993People forget man, Saint Nicholas was a heemer
Fighters whose win tonight should surprise no one:TurnerFerreiraCejudo MorenoDuncanPantojaMerab
Bryce Mitchell and Kansas Owens unironically linked up
>>152339259I'm concerned McKinney is going to explode on Duncan early and finish him, Duncan is better but it takes him a round of getting beat up to get going sometimes also feel taira will boringly wrestle Moreno and do little damage but its only a 3 round fight and he'll have enough control time to win
Same,b. Same.
''Jews are mutilated pedo rats, faggots are parasites with aids'' Bryce mitchell
>>152338993based Sinterklaas Jiri
>>152339323Does this mean Sycho Stu won the story?
*heems you*
>>152339169Turn it on
Just bought a new book, thoughts?
Merab Dvalishvili vs. Petr YanAlexandre Pantoja vs. Johsua VanBrandon Moreno vs. Tatsuro TairaHenry Cejudo vs. Payton TalbottJan Blachowicz vs. Bogdan Guskov
>>152339337honestly why is this such a big deal?>it is freaking MEANa lot of people are mean, why is it extra serious when it is mean to gays? you can find this exact shit for every group nowadays
Pantoja lost 4 rounds to 1 against Erceg
>>152339674MerabPantojaMorenoTalbottGuskov
Vantoja
>>152339677Homos control the media unironically
Yantoja
>>152339674MerabiPantojaMorenoZesty TalbottBogdan Guskov mané
Jantoja
Yan will download Merab for 5 rounds and win the rematch.
>>152339632...
>>152339723Your family controls the media?
>>152339756You went too far with this one.
>>152339674Yan by murderPantojaMorenoTalbott beastJan by murder
>>152339632>sicilian booksFAT NERD. come here i'll give you wedgie
>>152339674MerabPantojaTairaTalbottBogdan
Why is Arman, the no. 1 contender in arguably the toughest division only 13 p4p? And why is Belal above Ian Garry p4p? He just lost to him. Ian Garry should be the highest ranked non-champion. Discuss.
Merab is 34 and is cutting weight for the 4th time this year. There's a good chance he'll be physically compromised, like RDR was against Brendan Allen. If Yan is to have a path to victory, it's Merab coming into this fight with that disadvantage, we'll find out in about 12 hours though
>>152339632
We gon find out sataday nite
>>152339674MerabVanMorenoTalbottBlachowicz
>>152339674MerabPantojaTairaCejudoGuskovI wish you all a merry christmas heem
*enters thread*
Are there even any fighters on the main card that don't have a little sugar in their tank?
Why do they call it the Netherlands
>>152339967Kevin took the Holland
don't sleep on my lil nigga van he got 90km wind for hands
>>152339967Shithoel place, sounds like some mortal kombat realm
>>152339674YanVanMorenoCejudoBlachowicz
>be netherlands>tallest population in the world>highest percentage of homosexuals on the planet
>>152339967lowlands
>>152340092This nigga ZESTY
Why don't they call it Dutchonia The people living there call themselves the dutch not the netherlese
>>152339967Because it's an extremely low topography country. Much of the Netherlands is actually below sea level, a lot of their land was reclaimed from the sea because they built dams
>>152339674Yan Pan Brandan Paytan Jan
coffee mode
>>152340129they call themselves nederlands and nederlander
anything else?
>>152340129No, Dutch is actually what we should call Germans. The people of the Netherlands call themselves Nederlanders, but they call Germans 'Duits'. Deutschland is the proper name of Germany and Germans are the 'Deutsch'. The reason we call Netherlanders 'Dutch' is because they used to be part o the Holy Roman Empire, along with all the smaller German kingdoms, so we got them and the Germans mixed up. Germany should really be called Dutchland in English
>>152340159
>>152340209
>>152340209Calm down dear I've got this
>>152340225Still one of the most p4p soulless webms everIslam rightly called Khabib out on his autistic knowledge of football when he was criticising Umar for learning 'pointless' information from a Sicilian book
>>152340256kvassblob has the kind of knowledge that's helpful in a pub quizz but useless when actually discussing the beautiful game
>>152340256God forbid a man enjoy watching a sport
>>152340292I'm not shitting on Khabib for enjoying football, I'm shitting on him for his hypocrisy in criticising Umar for enjoying things that aren't relevant to his fighting career, when he did the exact same thing
>>152340323Frankly I don't give a fuck
>>152339674MerabPantojaBrandonPaytonBogdan
>>152340332Quiet, quiet piggy!
>>152340332Quiet. Quiet piggy!
>>152340383>>152340356I want you people out of my country
>>152339674Merab Dvalishvili Johsua VanTatsuro TairaPayton TalbottJan Blachowicz
>>152340418But they're not from out country
>>152340426>>152340421>>152340418>>152340383>>152340356>>152340332>>152340323>>152339181Always comfy to be posting here with my fellow brown brothers
>>152339674>Petr Yan>Alexandre Pantoja>Tatsuro Taira>Henry Cejudo>Jan Blachowicz
>>152340463Thanks but I'm orange
I don't get why people would boy Yan. Merab is active as fuck! And pure evil!
>>152339674YanPantojaBrandonPaytonBogdan
>>152340474Its true all swedish here are orange
>>152340463Brown pride world wide bapa
>>152339674YanVanBran'tanJan
picking yan is based but I can’t make that sacrifice
>>152339674yanpantojatairacejudoguskov
Bogdan got subbed by volkan r1 but went on to zeem his next four opponents. Maybe that loss was a fluke.
Mad bitch lol
>>152339674Merab via Unanimous Decision Pantoja via RNCMorenoTalbottSmiff
>>152340595Or maybe he's not fucking good and they've been feeding him cans
>>152340595He has faced poor competition. I predict this will be a boring competetive decision
I wish a merry christmas to everyone on heem except the black people
https://www.the-independent.com/tech/4chan-ban-uk-fine-online-safety-act-b2845043.html8 more days until /heem/ is improved foreverwe are so close, bros
>>152340586Picksmeister isn't paid enough to check just make a second based one I've done 5 already
>>152340635dey wont dew shite
>>152340661I’m afraid I have too much integrity
>>152340662yeah we'll see. you're probably desperate enough to use a VPN to get around it anyway so you can schizovibe with your online friends about the Jews
>>152340661Disqualify this fraud
>>152340661You make 5 every time and still i'm the only finn to win once, step it up
>>152340635the dana white of bongfc sounds like mr bean and no one takes him seriously the next one is a free speech frenn who will probably let it go
>>152340635I would gladly lobby for this bill to be passed. Protect the kids in bongland.
>>152340686Lies and slander
>>152340635If there is one thing I know about this faggot government is that they are bitch-made deep down and won't do anything. There are plenty of porn sites still up that don't require verification.
>>152340721What's next for queer farter
If I could write you a song and have you fall in loveI'd already have you up under my armsI've used up all of my trick I hope you like thisBut you probably won't you think you're cooler than me
>>152340662you're going to jail m8
remember when one of the bong posters was outed as Welsh pedo Iain Kidd? (fitting last name)
>>152340771theyll never take me alive im afraid
>>152340735A slow and painful p*ki gangraping then death by beating I hope
I can't wait for the ban. I'll vpn as a canadian
does that guy who takes predictions do it all manually? like he snips all the posts and then goes through them one by one after each fight's result to post a heemed ferguson face on everyone who predicted wrong?
>>152340811she uses grok
>>152340811nope it is a bot
>>152340784
>>152340811Yes
>>152340811Honestly? Respect
>>152340661You've ruined some autist's statistics
>>152340828>>152340829respect for knowing what AI is
>>152340256He is right. Umar should stay in his lane. Dagestanis don't need italian books.
>the eve of joshua van's banquet >www.heem.com is vacant
>>152340721They've been going after 4chan along with Kiwifarms since day one of this stupid bill. Before any porn sites.Their strategy was never to protect children from harmful content, it's been a ploy to firewall the UK from content and speech that big Keir doesn't like.
>he really thought there was an actual human spending every weekend of his life on editing picks in photoshop for heem lol nobody is that big of a loser, it is an ongoing bot script that was written fifteen years ago
>>152340888Joshua Van knocking that bastard out ganster style. Yeah
>>152340888*tap tap* fucking monitor
>>152339674MerabAlexandreTatsuroTalmbout TalbottJan
Can you guys please stop talking about me when I'm sleeping? I can hear it
>>152340888the French goatee is a good look for the Greek
if u picked alexandre pantoja we're murdering you with hammers tomorrow
>>152340811How tf would I know?!
I just saw a very graphic video of a beheading. Not cool.
very disappointed so many of my fellow heemsters are picking a faggot mutt freak to win
*points to the ground**jumps out of the window*
>>152340988You'll have to be more specific
>>152340948I never pick ting tings ever, gooks can't fight simple as, merab and pontoaljo is the go to, maybe if it's ladyboy contest then i'll pick the ting tings
>>152340996talbott.
>>152341004joshua van is mexican
>>152341010Talmbout?
>>152339674MerabVanTairaCejudoJan
>>152341020having a pic of Chatri saved is a humongous L
>>152341020Wow! Cute!
>>152341010Last time i picked Henry he did the aspinall special, not trusting that fag anymore
>>152340890>Their strategy was never to protect children from harmful content, it's been a ploy to firewall the UK from content and speech that big Keir doesn't like.Not disputing that mate, I was more pointing out how that cover story hasn't stuck anyway. This shithole of a country is literally a surveillance police state, the Internet in comparison is the Wild West and Two-Tier Kier just can't have us making mean tweets about the heckin wholesome child rapists!
>aspinall still posting about his eye injurylol
>>152341074He's been enabled by the streamer and his immediate family he's going to be a really bitter man in about 10 years when he finally gets it
>>152341047I'm not a good fight picker cause I let personal feelings cloud my picks, it's a character flaw but dat just way it be
>>152341089Respect
>>152341074Genuinely pathetic, way to humiliate the division for months
>>152341040You still haven't apologized.
>>152341087if he hasn't gotten it after sitting out 2 prime fighting years getting trolled by Jones he never will, I think the Gane fight and his subsequent man period sunk him for good
tom has big brown syndrome15 years removed from the sport and schaub's presence is still felt
Need to go rewatch the fairydictions so I can make a fairyslip
I mean I had nothing against Aspinall until he acted like one of the biggest bitches in mma history but I think that's most people
https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/henry-cejudo/henry-cejudo-warns-tom-aspinall-about-potentially-feuding-with-dana-white/>Cejudo issues warning to Aspinall>“The biggest thing that Tom [Aspinall] needs to take from all this is he has to remember that Dana White’s a promoter. Tom’s a fighter. Dana White has never fought in the cage before.">“I don’t think he’d be able to take anything personal because you’re an employee under the boss so don’t fight with him, bro. It is what it is. That’s probably what makes Dana a good promoter, he’s gonna say what he feels and more importantly, I kind of appreciate it.”will Tom listen to reason? find out on the next episode of... U F C.
>>152339674>Merab>Pantoja >Taira>Cejudo>BlachowiczAll finishes
>>152341117When that little rasputin of a ting andy is out of the picture and unemployedguru has either died or killed himself tom's 6 braincells can confer in peace I say 10 years but maybe it's closer to 15
>>152339674YanPantojaSoirenoGaytonBogdan
ufc isnt what it used to be. i think i grew out of it lads, goodbye forever
>>152339868jej
>>152341169Daniel Cormier disgusts me
>>152341173>making a goodbye blogpostI wish you good luck cuz I know you'll need it
picking pantoja is an admission you know nothing about mma and hate the sport and we get to kill you after he loses
>>152341173>georgia spoken like a true Atlantian, see you later jamal
>>152341196he almost killed himself last week
Rogan really thinks he's coming with that marbles line
>>152339674No Mercy Van the asian negroTatsura aka TimstarTalbott(its a fixed fight)Jan the PoleVid related: Timstarhttps://youtu.be/Nwqo4dQrnXQ?si=CXKEkPKiEPGP2Eb7
>>152341203Johsua doesn't exist it's a trick question dummy
>>152341173See you in the game threads
That all being said, we can agree atlanta also produces dawgs. merab is from georgia.
>>152341218He can't do anything right can he
where's bitch ass mexicope today? i know he's lurking and grumbling about
>>152339674MerabPantojatairahenryjan
>>152341112I would never apologize for being skeptical of One FC and Chatri as a shit businessman
>>152341226salaam alaikum brother
>>152341271>HenryBe serious mustafa
apparently fares ziam and yusuf zalal are different people
>>152341291
>omg anon he's so tiny is he like 5'10" or something?female perception is so warped it's starting to taint the very fabric of spacetimewhat do we do
>>152341285you're gonna apologize later olaf
is crack mma streams my only option this evening?
I was pretty confident Pantoja would win but all the guys that I follow who do scout work are picking Van and now I'm shaky I still think Van is going to get pulled in to grappling exchanges deeper than anything he's experienced so far but now there's this weird feeling around this fight
>>152341308this was such a great card. I just wish Weili won and Islam took more chances to get a finish
>>152341317Fuck off dana you bald son of a bitch
>>152341308there is definitely more than two inches of difference between these two
>>152341285we are serious. Henry by KO
they need to cancel 61kg, 66kg and heavyweight divisions and only stay in the 70-91 range. watching small fighters and huge fighters with almost 0 technique is not interesting
>>152341308morales cuts height, he’s over 6 foot. he looked about the same height as magny who is supposed to be 6’3
>>152341308They let Morales wear lifts in the cage
>>152341310We're gonna find out sataday
>>152341308Brady isn't 5'10 and Morales isn't 6'0
Payton Talbott is that thing
>>152341308>>152341336I'm 5'10 and I've met Sean Brady at a regional org. he was at least a couple of inches shorter than I am. he's like 5'7
>>1523413085'6" vs 5'9"
Taptora needs to stop crying and quit ducking Arma
>>152341341With all due respect listening to georgians has disastrous precedents now I like beetroot and cream sauces so why don't you leave the thinking to us up here and you stick to making me more jojuas. Respectfully
>>152341155top tier prediction but for my own I believe his son chews through his titanium pet carrier and disembowels a sleepingTom thinking he's a happy meal in 4 years
>>152341308Yeah brady is not 5'10
>>152341392this isnt how you eat food
>>152341399keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth
Curtis Blaydes' wife ain't too badhttps://www.instagram.com/flawlessgold/
>>152341260Sup
>>152341373one day they will crack down on the heights. DC was 5'8" in dress shows when I met him, insane to think who he fought at HW/LHW.
>>152341432how we feeling b
>>152341392He's going to be left with too many cakes and not enough caviar what a dummy
>>152341285Payton Talbott, B? Who has he beat?
>>152341440Luke is so cool. wish I could have a beer with him
