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i grow more tired of this football club each passing day
Arteta OUT edition
Still first with a free hit at home vs wolves next, cp will probably job to city but I give them a bit of a chanceThe Merino CF experiment needs to be used sparingly, it works vs Brentford but against a team like villa, no
come on now you fags... it's not the end of the world. here, have a sniff from my copium tank>we only have 2 away games that on paper are difficult >shitty>spudsand>injured players are coming back
I know he won't but arteta has an opportunity to start max dowman against brugge to see that he's a better saka rotation option than madueke
>>152348008i thought crystal palace is notorious in fucking with man city
>>152348214I hope so, just looks with foden finding form again city look a lot harder to get a result against
>>152348214it's like poocastle vs liverpoo.. they always play well but lose to idk a nunez hattrick in the 109 minute
Wolves is a good opportunity to try Martinelli at LB with calafiori suspended and MLS being trash this season
Flying under the radar how mediocre Zubimendi is, 6/10 performance every game.
>tfw was EmeryoutFeeling kinda stupid desu
>GD is equal>We'd be equal woth Villa and Spuds if set piece goals didn't countIt's far worse than overCity even took advantage of a 10 man team like what they did to us last season
Might as well rotate vs Brugge, CL qualification is in the bag. Better have fresh players against Wolves. >inb4 its wolves. All Premier League games are must win, not a place to be underprepared.
now that arsenal's season is over who do you lads want to win the league?
based villa
>>152349396For me it's City
couldn't happen to a more disgusting clubeat shit
Its not that over yetFixture until january is a cupcake
>gibraltargaardoutbros vindicated>Shartetaoutbros vindicated These 2 constants are holding this team back, why can't everyone else see it??
safe to say gyokeres was a waste of money, guy looks absolute mid as fuck, slow, too heavy, can't run properly. it's insane how the position most coveted in football is the center forward but it lacks elite players. I can only name 3 reliable number 9s in the world right now mbappe, haaland and kane
>>152349493cringe ass american comment. grow up la
>>152349396At this point I'm numb to City winning every goddamn yearEven a Villa win would piss me off more
Arteta sacked yet?
>2 wins in the last 5>can't even remember the last away win
>>152353691>
Someone needs to tell Saka to stop shooting the ball like a spastic whenever he gets close to the opposition's box
>>152353988Saka has a saviour complex.
>>152349396City winning the league again is the status quo so it wouldn't be enough to sack Arteta, it has to be Aston Villa.
I dont understand why the fuck did we get norgaard if hes unable to play 10-30 mins replacing a player that can barely walk out of exhaustion. Surely he cant be that fucking bad so whats going on
>>152356154knowing this team hes probably injured too
>>152356585lol but same shit happened against sunderland, both zubi and rice were useless the last 20 min so as bad as hincapie was today we invited the pressure by having no midfield whatsoever.
I know it doesn't mean much, but the stats were pretty close...one could say even slightly in favor of Arsenal
I think I'm going to give up my arsenal fandom but still goon to beth mead if that's alright folks.
>>152357217yeah, statistically Arse nearly win the title every year. Nearly.
Good morning. If you remember yesterday I was seriously wondering if it was the very first time we had conceded a stoppage time winner in PL history.Well, I just remembered another one as I woke up. Rodri in 2022. So nevernind I guess.I can't remember any other one though so if someone has a better memory then pls respond. Surely it can't have happened just twice to us.
Our striker is playing games with poop in his gut hahhahahahahahaha
>>152364830>our
good ebeningfuken losers ahahahahahaha
>>152364111nobody cares, shitaliano
>>152349396Fuck it, give it to Villa. Everyone wants Citeh to win every year; it hurts less when an oil money cheating team wins as they can just say "Well of course they won by cheating". Chelsea are pretty much the same.If Villa win, there'd be no excuse whatsoever. A manager with more experience, better pedigree, less resources and worse players playing more exciting football and breaking through a glass ceiling that Arteta's failed to break through for four years running and Arsenal haven't been able to break through in 22 years, and the guy WE sacked to bring in Arteta? How it would hurt, and it NEEDS to hurt. All the posh Johnny come latelys like "Alex Moneypenny" who only hopped on the Arsenal bandwagon not due to a love of the club, the players, the culture or the history, but because they want to show off how intelligent they are for buying into a project and trusting the process before everyone else did will have no excuses left in the chamber, no post hoc justifications."B-but the injuries"Arteta had all the depth he needed and burnt through it all like a retard."B-but muh PGMOL"Lmao"B-but every other team plays us so hard"Skill issueThey'll be left babbling about curses, conspiracies and behind closed doors deals between City and all of the other teams in the league to go hard on us and roll over for them. The entire squad will be beyond heartbroken, crestfallen and jaded. Any belief that we could win something meaningful will evaporate. Players will either demand transfers to other clubs where they will immediately start winning trophies or fall off to mid-table levels as the injuries and apathy take their toll.
good ebening could easily win a treble with our squad
HEHEHEHEH>arsenalHEHEHEHEH
>hyping up memeryLike clockwork, see you at the end of the year.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>152365290is this from reddit?
Based Emery
>>152365919Remember when Emery got Arsenal to a European final and then sacked him for Arteta who spent 10x as much and had 2 more seasons and won nothingat least they sing "North London Forever" now before games haha
Bridesmaid FC
Saturday’s result means Arsenal have now lost six Premier League games to Villa under Mikel Arteta, their second-most defeats to any opponent during the Spaniard’s tenure.
>>152365386We're still losing the league you delusionalfag
>>152366012Sharteta needs to stop doing experimental shit during big games manStarting Eze on the left cost us the game
The reason why every single loss feels so deeply unpleasant, is simply because of all the times we keep drawing. Those little draws where you can "take it", add up to crazy point losses, and then that one loss completely knocks you out. We really have to stop with settling for draws, go for the win, even if it means you lose at the end. In the long run, it will pay off more.
Tough team Wolves, I'll happily take a point
>>152366317Hi Mikel.
Le looking busy man doing nothing
>>152366096We literally never settled for a draw that match until the 93rd minute and then conceded immediately. We weren't playing for a draw that match, we were simply outplayed, I dont know where this cope comes from. The *only* game this season we actually played for a draw was Liverpool away. Stop acting like we're entitled to win every single game but just aren't trying hard enough to.
How to save the current season:>sack Arteta NOW>hire our own bald fraud to win us the title profiting off the current, smartly built squad and depth>sack him immediately after the season concludes>have the proper long term manager lined up after 6 months of diligent work behind the scenesIt's that simple!
>>152369197I saw him pearoll a pissweak shot into Dibu's hands too, he's got many aspects to his game
we lost in the 96th minute to a fucken goal by some bloke called buendia, this is truly what is commonly referred to in this sport as a "dagger"
>>152372695A bloke that we lost a bidding war to Villa for five years ago.
Reminder that farteta's only ever trophy was with Emery's team.
>>152369197Don't forget his other patented move which is the daintily weighted chip over the defence that either goes straight to the keeper or out for a goal kick.
>>152371259A tried and tested /mug/ classic
>>152371259I hear Ten Hag is available
>palace are now 4th>mfw villa or palace win this leagueImagine the top gooners and artetasexuals mass suicide if this happens...could be kino
>>152370068I was talking about how all the draws we had so far made this loss feel more dramatic. It's why all losses for arsenal seem cataclysmic.Villa didn't even score goals for god knows how long and now they're right behind us
>>152365673are you from reddit you fuckin faggot?
>>152378517They won't just like they didn't last season.The only "massive" thing that'd happen is the flood of excuses, la.
>>152380898Surely some of them would want him gone after 6 years of winning fuck all...surely
I genuinely believe Havertz will save us
I genuinely believe starting 2 CB’s that cost €100m between them is not an excuse
>>152387021if youre thinking van dyke and and konote, thats more than 100 kek
Cursed club
imagine Wenger with this squad, he’d get >us over the line I just know it
>>152391236>ynr the chamakh bendtner partnership
>>152391236He'd tell them to play like we did in those strong of games after that dubai trip couple seasons back every game instead of this semen slurping slop
https://x.com/Oluchi_Utd/status/1997587748941922676
>/arse/ after a defeat
>>152347520I enjoy Arsenal because of the "Fuck Off Chelsea FC" chant
>>152391236>Never buys Jesus, Kai, and Gyokeres and goes all in on Nketiah and DowmanHow about no
>>152391236Which Wenger? Highbury-era Wenger, Early Emirates Wenger, or Banter-era Wenger?
>>152386475YES.
I implore everyone to STOP watching Arsenal games until Arteta gets the SACK.
>>152402742we've won 10 out of 15 league matches, drew 3 lost 2.we've won 5 out of 5 ucl matches.cut my mans some slack, he's doing his best
>>152402770not enough
Mad how anyone could watch our team's reaction to that late winner and think that's the sign of a team of winners that want it more than anything else. That looked more like 11 William Gallas's vs Birmingham. They knew that one loss would open the door for City and of all the teams to lose to, they lost to Emery's Villa. The same patterns repeating once again. They know that it's not in their hands.They're all utterly mindbroken and buckbroken. Mid-high 70s point finish, early cup exits and a CL quarter final exit, City go on a mad run and finish in the high 80s to low 90s to win the league + one domestic cup.
>>152347520Need a good /mug/ today to lighten up the mood
>>152403121I said in the last thread if people have noticed how spinless >we are in the last stage of the game when we are tied. Never looked like >we were gonna score
>>152402742That's what Ive been doing since last season. I only watch highlights
>>152403176>Wolves beat Manure and use the momentum to snatch a result at the emiratis vs Arsenal at the weekend
Understand Arsenal soft tissue therapist Manoel Marcelo Ribeiro has left the club.Vastly experienced & popular masseur arrived from Chelsea (where he spent 15 years) in July 2024.However, 'Manny' has now departed #AFC to pursue new business venture.
>>152404887>Chelshit agentNow get rid of the whole medical staff and sharteta and build a new training ground from scratch
>>152404936aretteter IN.simple. As.
Havertzbros… we are gonna drag this team to a trophy this season I can feel it
You lot deserve this
>portsmouth away in the fa cup
Sharteta sacked yet?
>>152405851unfortunately, no
>>152391236Wenger wouldn't get this squad.
Guarantee well struggle to win against this dogshit awful Wolves team.
>>152407079without the defensive unit of Big Gabi + Saliba >our whole defensive bulwark is gone and since >we can’t finish >our chances for shit >we always will struggle to outscore any opponent. So there is no more clean sheets and no one to finish all those chances >we create. No more comfy games, only struggles now.Can’t see a single ‚easy‘ league game in the next six. Everton away and Villa are losses and Brighton will probably be a draw.
Guess it's us who has to suffer the embarrassment of giving wolves their first 3 points of the season *sigh*
>>152402742Considering just watching highlights now, watching 90 minutes of boring slow semen slurping ain't good for the soul
>we were due a loss>wolves are due a winIts over, so over, arteta will start a full strength squad vs brugge, declan rice will have a health scare similar to eriksen, timber will do his knee, saka will be taken out in a murderball tackle that'll ruin his career like Eduardo etc. Arteta will act like he did nothing wrong starting a full strength squad vs brugge when top 8 is already our fate
whats with all the doomposting you faggots? cheer the fuck up
>they actually believed they could match Chelsea's 15 goals conceded season
>>152408633I am away for a bit, so positivity is going to be down
>Only lost 4 matches last year>Finished 10 points behind2 out of 3 allowable losses already spent
Of course we should be smashing Wolves at least 3-0, maybe even 4 or 5.
>>152409399It's the 14 draws which fucked us. Way too many.
don't fool yourself into thinking everton won't batter us after the wolves win
>Wolves didn't get their first win vs ManureIT'S OVERThey're due for a win and it's gonna be devastating for us
>>152408633>Arsenal 2-2-1>City 4-0-1>Villa 5-0-0>Next fixture is a team desperate for a winGee I wonder why everyone is doomposting
>>152408633we have been HEAVILY infiltrated by a foreign bunch of individuals who don't care about arsenal football club and are hijacking this thread for their own sadistic needs, nay they may have been always here but in a state of prolonged hibernation, sleeping agents just waiting for the right moment to pounce.but we may as well allow them to be within us for their dedication to keeping this thread alive.
Arteta HAS to leave at the end of the season if there is no CL or premiership trophy.
>>152408769Hey hoggers how're the legs doing?
>>152419187Who's dumb enough to willingly inherit this dumpster fire anon?It would take half a decade to gut Arteta's retarded philosophy out of Arsenal
>>152419187Even if he wins both he has to fucking go. I'm sick and tired of looking at his face and I'm sure some of the players are too
zelalem
>>152419709>>152419763
>>152408633It's not doomposting when we actually keep failing to win the league or CL
>no Saliba, Rice or Trossard in training
>Dowman injured toolmao
>>152420573>>152421528Sharteta out now!!!!
>>152422033based
>>152421528More proof that it’s an issue with the training intensity
>>152422971Most of the injuries have been freak accidents though
Emery would've won the treble if he had half the funding and backing sharteta got
Wonder what's going on with Saliba, it was all very vague when he was first missing from the team.
We'll be playing the u21s squad by febuary at this rate
arteta said dec is ill, leo picked a knock and he didnt say anything specific on saliba. dowman apparently injured himself last week, had scans and will be out for weeks.
>>152421528That's his career probably gone, at Arsenal anyway. Will probably be playing for Fulham in a few years.
>>152424134>a knockIn shartetaspeak it means "out for weeks".>out for weeks"Out for months".>didnt say anything specificPrepare for a 3-minutes-long round of applause next home game, la.
The Humiliation of emery winning the PL before arteta will be too much, imagine if they didn't start so poorly too, i hope its villa and not the blue bots this time so it could force arteta to resign out of shame
>ChelshitWhy did Sanchez have to turn into prime Allisson against us
>livarpool
>muh aston villa winning the PLlmao, retards still saying this shit like they havent been in this position for every fucking season and just barely miss or got Cl in the end
>>152426021This but Arsenal
>>152426021It'll of course be between Arsenal and City again. We'll see where Arsenal is in the new year.
>club brügge
>>152426850
dec is just ill
>>152426850>>152427008great filmwent there oncewas like a fuckin fairytale
Is it true we've already mathematically qualified in the top 8?
>>152429127yeah
>>152429127>mathematicallyno. varcelona are 14th atm with 10 points having played 6. poocastle are 15 with 9 having played 5. etc
>David Ornstein: Dowman out for 2 months with ankle ligament damage welcome to arsenal
>>152429127>>152431673Pafos are 24th with 6 points having played 5. Watch your backs Shartsnal
>>152431744>happened during the behind the doors friendly at Poonited >thanks to a Martinez tackle can’t make that shit up
>>152432083>Butchered Not like this
>>152432083Probably got mad that a 15 year old is taller than him
>>152432176
>>152426021We already saw this in 2016 anonIt is a possibility that Aston Villa might win the entire thing if they play their cards rightI'd be real and say this year is ours to lose and there's a very big chance that happens
>>152350223young men have been told all the things that make a great striker are evil and need to be ironed out of them. hopefully now things have started going back a bit more normal we'll have a good generation of strikers again in a few years time but for now it's only uggos/weird looking freaks like kane, mbappe, haaland who had a reason to disregard all that who have shone
>>152431744I mean he wasn't really going to play a big part in this season, but I fear for his future especially at Arsenal. Depending on his mentality he could be sold within a few years.
>>152431744>man united players sick and tired of the kid styling on them in a closed doors friendly and kill himWas always the worry with this dribbling style.
>David Raya has not had a single save attempt downgraded so far in the Premier League this season, with his 81.5 shot-stopping grade ranking 5th among all GKs>Raya has saved 75% of shots on target, with 29.7% of his saves receiving a positive grade.
>>152432784>Lammens worse than averageOnana was so shit that manure fans are now content with mediocrity
>>152432952>Manure still blaming OnanaIt doesn't take a genius to realize that Manure's shambolic defense is the reason why they have been dogshit for ages
>>152426021>>152432330Villa will be in and out the top 4 after January probably finish somewhere around 5-6th, their underlying stats are shit and they are massively over performing. Hell if Arsenal had just one fit and actually performing striker apart from Trossard who got subbed on and wasn’t even fully fit and still scored the game ends somewhere between 4/3-2 to Arsenal. The real threat are and always will be City who look shaky as fuck but have the firepower to outscore any opponent. They are at starting to look more coherent and confident too plus their fixture list until the end of January is piss easy since Chelsea are already on their annual collapse. I’d even go as far as to say they have the overall easiest remaining fixture list of all the probable league candidates.
>>152433073You say that but then they have 2.76 and 2.27 xG in the last 2 tough games. That’s more than Liverpool averaged last season. They will get away with the bad start if they keep playing like this.
>>152433280The problem is that Arsenal have energised them. If Arsenal didn't lose in that fashion to Villa, do you really think City would have gone on to hammer Sunderland 3-0?
>>152433310Sorry I was talking about Villas numbers improving. City did look different in that Sunderland game I agree. You know their board are down to push the chips forward in January too.
State of the Thread, in the face of the Inevitable tonight?
>>152433456irrelevant game - need to focus on all the December games first and foremost.
Yet another season where the injuries will derail what we want to do, we go again next year. City are going to walk this league. We should start focusing on the cups because City are going to be top come Christmas and we’ll be still missing key starters.
If you are unhappy rotating a guy in he’s not on the team. How many players do Arsenal actually have? Hincapie, MLS, Ben White, Norgaard, Nwaneri, Madueke and Martinelli are not on the team in Arteta’s head.
>>152433456Inevitable what? It's a useless game we're finishing top 8 no matter what.
>Norgaard CB>Merino midfielder>Madueke, Martinelli, and Gyokeres start>Jesus on the bench
>>152433704>Hincapie, MLS, Ben White, Norgaard, Nwaneri, Madueke and Martinelli are not on the team in Arteta’s head.Kek, and now every single one of them starts in a CL game except Nwaneri
>Norgaard CB>that benchheaven help us
Norgaard at CB might be the one project that actually fails. It will be worse than partey at right back.
>>152435115>Gaya (why not >Kepa, tho?)>Shite>Nordfraaud (CB LMAO)>Handicapie>LePISS-Smelly>Scamimendi>MEMErino (in mid LMAO)>Odourfraaud>Marmaduke>Fartymselly starting>Can'tskores>Jesus, Setford, COPEley, Some guy, a fishG I G A G R I M
>>152435115>fish on the bench
>Jesus cant even start this glorified friendly
>>152435115i wanted to say this is very wengeresque lol but it's actually not as bad.. minus norgaard i guess
>>152435340>It will be worse than partey at right back.Or Eze on the left
wait hold the fuck up.. wheres timber???
>>152435891>[Tom Canton] Arteta confirms both Timber and Calafiori received "really bad kicks" at Villa. This game came too soon for Timber and Calafiori might be able to feature for some minutes.
Need another £100 million in January reinforcements.But then we wouldn't even be able to register them.
just made me dinner in timereassure me tonight plz arsenal
Imagine literally anyone picking up "a knock" tonight...The Wolves game gonna be a real knee-slapper, innit.
>>152435927How are these players so soft?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFWthXlH8u0
Is there something different with the kits or is it the camera? Looks silkier.
>new manager bounceOh gosh, oh man...
>tripovermyownfeeteres
2 minutes and Ødegaard has already set the tone by giving the keeper a fucking piss easy shot to save.
>wij respeteren jou welthis langauge is not real
This defending tho!
>VAR for a throw-inThe Fuck?!
THAT CLEARENCE FROM ODOUR HOLY LMAOWant him OUT of the Club so bad.
another player dead
>commentator going through the list of injuries for like a minute straightfucking kek. You just have to laugh.
>>152436257Hurt his pinky, la.Surely this will NOT rule him out at all, right?RIGHT?!
I'm an ode-in for now but his shooting is so garbage again. Really needs to fix that.
>>152436305His shooting is garbage, his defending is garbage, his passing is sideways - how can one be ""ode-in"" in the face of this gashtastic run of form?
obligatory mention that hincapie is a beast
This feels like a fucking d-squad Arsenal out there
>>152436303who is next on the chopping block?have a feel eze will suffer a knock getting up from the toilet at some point soon
>Hinpoopie
LMAO Handicapie with a chance.
>>152436452Poopy eh? heh
MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE BANGER OF A GOAL
fucking BLOOT
what a goal
FUCKING BLOOTER
MAH DOOKIE
holy FUCK goLAZOOOOO
>>152436527That's the shit Saka has been trying and failing to do for like 4 months now.
HOLY
The basher of Brugge.
>everyone rushes forward>everyone rushes back>bazillion misplaced passes>all those 2nd balls lost in midfield>still wanting to walk it inThis game holy lmao.EDIT:>Aching Pinky scoredWith a out-of-the-blue screamer like that too.This fucking game...
So he does have an end product. Just needs to be playing against Belgian plumbers that can't don't close down every week.
Would love to score these blooters in games that matter and as a winning goal.
A solid win tonight is crucial, morale-wise.There, I said it.
norgaard has been good
Wait, that header was from N-cappy, too?A tit more precise and he'll be scoring like a machine.
City haven't even gotten close to madrids goal
>>152436743Gabi XL would have been waiting on a hat t rick right now
Jesus Christ, the pace on their no. 9 is insane
skellyman's not a defender is he
>scoring from corners boring>passing around the opposition box when haaland is marked out of the game not boringThe ABA media and fans man
>>152436810nah he looks hopeless in defence
>>152436810Definitely not lmao.
>>152436810he is yet to have a decent performance this season, don't know what happened to him
Good thing Brugge are shite, else those 3 chances they just got might've been deadly for >our season.Shit, 4 now.
Anyone remember Ethan Nwan-something
>>152436810>>152436821Dunno why arteta isnt testing him as a midfielder for the worst case scenario of rice having a lengthy injury
>>152436875The Italian Stallion turning it around has stun locked him
>just standing there and waiting in danger zone for Brugge player to come up and steal the ball from youTHE FUCK YOU DOING FOOLSPLAY THE FACKIN GAAAAAME>>152436875>don't know what happened to himArteta happened.>>152436907Same case.
>>152436820Fucking A
wew Raya
Kek, commentator said the Madrid vs City ref looks like trossard
Madrid letting City into the top 8.
You could probably say we're playing a little bit with the handbrake on.
raya yes
RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA
David Raya is the best goalkeeper in the world.
>>152436875a summer of ego inflation happened
It doesn't feel like we're winning
>>152437029This ref looks a bit like John Terry actually
>+4Fuck off.
damn they look mad
Imagine how much we'd score with a full strength squad vs Madrid if they had Roberto Sanchez instead of Courtois
I reckon that's at least 50 touches on the edge of the box for >us>>152437118What were you hoping for in the first half?
amazing assist that
all in all not a bad half, >we look a lot better than i thought >we'd look
>>152437157>What were you hoping for in the first half?+0 and stop wasting my precious time.
We are down to a back 4 consisting of:1. ben shite2. Poorguard3. Handicappedie4. Poois Smellyit is GRIM
worried for the Wolves game
>>152437300Yeah, we are so giving them their first win having city overtake us and /sp/ will be relentless in their banter
>>152436820Gyokores shocked to see what scoring a goal looks like.
City are back
why is it that whenever we take a set piece short it looks like pure improv? like we've never even trained for it?
>>152437300>>152437330So true bros. Let's face it we need a miracle to stay up this year
when the madueke transfer rumours first came to prominence, a lot of arsenal fans on twitter sent abuse to him and started an online campaign to go try and prevent him from signing
Do we ever get good news at this injury stricken club? fucking hell its like 38 games of>when x player gets back, LANSit is so fucking GRIM
>>152437260you've got to laugh
>>152437368wouldn't have happened if it wasn't when we were being strung along for gyok and hadn't even been linked with eze
let’s be real for a sec, do >we get when he gets the sack tonight ?
>>152437457try making sense before getting real
MY DOOKIE
wew
what
LETS GOOOOO
LMAO
MY DUEKE
How's the keeper not claimed that
>>152437486kek, sorry had to type without looking cause the dog tried to snatch my delicious Brie cheese.Do >we get Xavi when he gets the inevitable sack tonight.
lol @ bruges fans coming back to their seats just to see them immediately concede
>>152437532would have to be cesc
Do you think they practice that a lot
Keep this man starting over saka until he loses his confidence, it's clear he runs on it
>>152437555it’s a black thing.>>152437548>Barcelona & Chelsea legend Cescnever
A bit late but MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE MADUEKE
>>152437557Saka will start against Wolves and you will like it.
>>152437532He's failing at Madrid, why the fuck would we want him.
>>152437557What's that? Start Saka for 75 minutes minimum until he gets the shit kicked out of him and then take him off? You got it buddy!
>>152437532Arteta will definitely stay till the season ends , don't be delusional. If he doesn't win the league or cl then he gets sacked
>>152437645clear identity, proven winner, no afraid to play attacking football yada yada, Real is a shit club to take over if you can’t handle all the divas, no such thing at Arsenal.
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Arteta looked upset that he didnt pass it back and let the momentum die lol
tek a boo son
>everyone scoring apart from >our striker it’s heartbreaking to see how much not of a fit Gyökeres is for the way >we are playing.
>>152437736im sad seeing this
Simple as.
>>152437720Players need to rebel against him more, seems we get our best results when players dont do the passive passing possession stuff pretending we're doing something
madueke's found his level
>club bruggersorry commentator still calling them "club bruges"
>>152437736was a berta ego signingsaid at the time i would have liked sheshko for less money than they wanted and didn't want gyok but if it was a choice between nothing and gyok i'd take gyok if only for the morale boost which i think did happen at the start of the seasonbut then when liverpool were signing isak i was annoyed we weren't going to be getting him and look how that's turned out. so what do i knowsorloth would have been best
>Gabriel Martinelli has become the first Arsenal player to score in FIVE Champions League matches in a row.
>Jesus coming on before NwaneriLMAO
That;s the second time this Onyedika fella has ran straight into Ødegaard without any intention of playing the ball
That's got to be the best goal Martinelli has ever scored
HE HAS RETURNED!!!!
>>152437813he'd do so well in spain or germany
>>152437791It's Brooooges.
Mainly focused on the Madrid City game, has gyokores done alright despite not scoring?
HE IS RISEN
>>152437838absolutely anonymous
>>152437815His wages are probably triple that of Nwaneri, best to get some of our money's worth I suppose.
B-but it's not X-mass yet!>>152437555With all that bench time they got...>>152437838GyokeWHO?
>can let gyo in on an easy game where he can score and get his confidence back a bit >brings in jesusThis is sackable
>>152437807yeah somehow all ‘bigger’ striker signings in the league either downright flopped or are underwhelming. Kinda hilarious that the best striker signings for >us this season would have been a fit Havertz.
Nwanieri was supposed to be our answer to yamal...
>>152437890We need Gyok fully fit and rested to stat pad against Wolves this weekend. Trust the plan
Blooted.
>>152437890He had 60 minutes and was complete shit. It shows how bad he's been when people are desperate for Havertz back, despite everyone complaining all of last season that we needed a striker.
>Ben Shite
>>152437923>martinelli dribbling past players and scoring blootersHe really is a different player after hearing DA CHAAAAMPIIIOOONNS
The Starry Boys
>taking a player off on a hattrickarteta out
>>152436820>>152437923Their keeper will be having nightmares tonight about his top level corner.
>Judas
can Arteta pls fucking rest Zubi for once ??
>>152438056top left*
>>152438071this
>>152437736He's taking on all the double teams that saka would normally face. Our wingers have acres of space thanks to him.But if saka wasn't so selfish this season gyokeres would have at least 3 or 4 more goals
>>152437938You win nothing by bringing in Jesus. He is legit washed upHave people really forgotten how shit he was for >us?
Man, Bruggie could've scored, like, 4 already, easily, if only they weren't shite...>>152437890lel
>>152438071>>152438083And bring on who? Eze? Nichols? Setford? Kepa? Fish boy?
another day another 5.9
>>152438097We need to sell him in the next TW
>>152438121Norgaard into midfield salmon at cb
>draw vs barca>cant score vs our C team
madueke would have scored that header there
>>152438119If you just look at the score you think Arsenal easily dominated the game but Brugge had plenty of chances and a couple of good ones too, giving up that many chances to Belgian scaffolding workers is a worrying sign.
>>152438187varcelona in the year 2025 of our lord and saviour have forsaken defending entirely
FUCK SO CLOSE>>152438144He's just going to flounder there though
Now the thing I need still is for someone (Benny B) to step out and say this game was tougher than the Buyern one (lmao).
>jayzoosalmost
on another note City are absolutely manhandling Real.
>a fish
>Baka>Judas
>>152438222Trips of truth, under flick they're like what ange wanted spuds to be but have the quality to outscore the opponent which makes their games always entertaining
>>152438277>real mandrilthey've been shit this yearleliga is a joke
>>152438219Not a doomer, but it is a really unconvincing 3-0 scoreline
redpill me on salmon
>FishmanLet's swim!
are you ready?
Fish Boy better get blooded in asap because he will have to play a few games between now and January.
>ynr poopa poopeezabalagaimagine having an extra goalkeeper and never playing him
okay now he's bringing on someone's kid
>>152438341it's rich in iron
>>152438375that's lewis-skelly you daft twat
>>152438341yet another norwegian scam
Jesus is well and truly back lmao
>>152438363Honestly thought he would be in this game. I guess arteta only wants him in domestic cups and maybe ucl match day 8 against kairat (at hour stadium)
nice pass to the keeper gayjews
>>152438341Salmon can “smell” their home river from the ocean.
>>152438341It's really tasty
Also>Not bringing eze in at allArteta really was pissed about his defending on that goal , huhProbably got buckbroken by the basque
>>152438425He's just being a good sport, scoring against the opposition isn't very Christlike
how would you rate christian nurgle at the back today?
>>152438454He's resting him for the almighty WolvesArteta knows that a Wolves loss would instantly sack him
why doesn't jesus just put the ball in the goal
>>152438531he's a non-scoring striker. basically an advanced eddie nketiah
>>152438531It's not as simple as turning water into wine.
>>152438497better than the Timber & White combo albeit against way worse opposition.
Poor Martinelli is busting his lung for a while 90 mins after being 3 nil up. I know Jesus is back and Eze sucked ass at LW but shit like this is why everyone just fucking dies after getting through 5 matches.
>>152438531thats just not part of his game la
>PoopymendiLmao what was that? At least Ethan forced a good save.
Should Ben White get another chance as a centre back with a partnership with Hincapié?
0 set piece goals3 open play goalswe are back
>>152438587>Martinelli wincingI swear to god Sharteta
Clean sheet bros we are so back.
>>152438671We were DUE
>trossard is refereeing the madrid-city matchso that's why he's not here
>>1524386711 goal in 6 matches, not bad.
>>152438720>conceding a goalit's not good enough
>>152438720would trade one or two wins for league wins.
>>152438633No, Poorgaard was decent
>>152438720it is our year la
>>152438794It'll be another semi-final loss and you'll like it.
>>152438730It was needed to hype the kid, so that Liverpoop/Manure/Sandcastle splash the big dosh only for him to flop even harder than the last one.
>>152438816this, probably against City to rub salt into the wound.
>>152438816>UCL Semi final loss against Buyern> Milk Cup loss against CP> FA Cup Semi final bottled against a mid table club>2nd in the prem to city againStatus quo
>>152438862too realistic, hope everyone is preparing their pitchforks of that happens.
>>152438720leave the champions league group stages to >us
>>152438862i have a good feeling we'll lose the ucl final this yearwe'll go 1 nill up, then lose i can see it
>>152439130brutal, i wont be able to recover mentally from this
>>152439145Same, especially if the first goal is scored by being relentless suffocating the opposition and arteta decides to start playing carefully
>>152439130If that happens I will probably switch to Rugby League.
>>152439130>20 years on
>negativity merchants
>>152439235We are always right.
>>152439235>tfw been a negativity merchant for 20 years>been right every yearfeelsgood(?)man to not be delusional
Did odegaard play well? or was he a passenger again?>>152439270I wish this wasn't the case
>>152439270>>152439279This year is different
>>152439368surely!
>>152439127Saka is going to watch this and just double down on being selfish and taking more shots instead of playing the obvious pass, isn't he?
>>152439368sure :p>>152439324same
Which game is harder, Palace away or Real Madrid away?
>>152439715your mom. at home. LMAO xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDsorry.
>>152439715right now Palace a 100%. Problem is that City yet again were able to comfortably rest players because Real were ass while CP has no real depth and won’t be able to rotate/swap players out early because they need a win (albeit vs one of the worst teams in the conference league but still). Plus one day less rest so don’t expect anything apart from a dominant City win on the weekend.
>>152439763Funny how Real weren't 'ass' when Arsenal beat them last season.
>>152439798they were better than this year at least and if you paid close attention and not just trolled like a retard in every post people were mostly enamored in the fact on how easily Arsenal beat the most successful club in the world over two legs.
>Noni Madueke: “The bare minimum I need to give to my team is threat. They need to give me the ball & think something can happen. Then, obviously, trying to score & be as decisive as possible.”
This is the first time in Arsenal's history when they win all of their 6 matches in the CL group stage.
that Madueke niggaI fuckst with that nigga
>>152440171to be fair, they haven't played anyone good yet.
>>152440171It would be nice to win the trophy to back up all these good stats.
Is Saliba back this weekend?
OK, I've calmed down now after the loss to Villa. At least my boss didn't roast me too much. What level of doom were we at?
>>152440469winning the treble la
I wish my friend Jewmaican was still alive to witness the treble
>>152440629rip that nonce ( i mean literally ripping him away, not rest in peace)
>>152439368>tftp>jokeres as striker Lmao lol even
Arteta is sabotaging gyokores by telling the team not to pass to him so he has an excuse to slot havertz right in when he's availiable
It's time to accept that this will be the Champions League Final in Budapest
Imagine fucking Alice in the ass while witnessing our twink Norwegian lifting our first CL trophy.
Kino.
>>152443682lol what is that reaction by Arteta
>>152444931Probably seething that he took a shot from the edge of the area, because statmongs tell him you improve your xga by 0.36 if you keep robotically going to the goal line and doing cut backs.
>>152439235I bet even Wolves could empathically beat Brugge
>>152439368The difference is that we'll have a new manager by the end of the season
>>152440629He wouldn't "witness" shit he never watched an Arsenal game in his life
>>152440629he really died?
>>152445886yes, R.I.P
>>152445886Yeah it was a terrible accident, absolutely awful way to go.Anyway, was that Martinelli's best goal? Absolute blooter
I don’t care that we beat a Vauxhall conference team desu,!we are still shit, and you can’t change my mind
>>152446058wouldn’t be that harsh but yeah basically.
>>152446058That's why you have to appreciate the rare wins like this.
>>1524460581st in the Champions League1st in the Premier LeagueEnough is enough, WENGER AAAUUUUUUUHHHTTTTTT
>>152440629>>152445886what? what happened?
>“The first two or three weeks [after the injury], I asked why it happened to me now. And then I understood that I needed to be closer to Jesus, to God, to read the Bible. >“It helped me so much. It kept me believing that I’m a son of God, and then I could do everything if I felt God’s plans. Because of God I could stay 11 months, believing that I could come back good.”God really does hate us if we win nothing this season.
>>152446350>Last night was evidence of the huge stylistic differences between Viktor Gyokeres and Gabriel Jesus. This season, Gyokeres averages around 26 touches per game for #AFC. In his Arsenal career, Jesus averages more than 50 touches per game.
>>152446350wonder if his faith in the Lord above will waver if he snaps his ACL in the next match
>>152443682Lovely.
>>152446348private matter anon, don’t ask it’s not a nice story.>>152446358it’s becoming more and more evident than Gyokeres would have been ‘just’ Kai’s backup and/or sub, maybe start the odd game where his ‘type’ of striker would have been more useful, idk at this points it’s all so tiresome. For years >we have been crying out for a striker and now that >we signed one he is a total bust, sure it might take him a season to fully click with the team but it’s so painfully obvious that no one trusts him and the way >we play just ain’t for him and I don’t see that changing any time soon.
>>152445933>>152445935Fuck...he didn't lived long enough to see Arsenal back to challenge for the title two years in a row
>>152446714he did, it’s a recent thing.
>>152438375>#ucl debut, forever grateful to be in this position. all in Gods timing.
>Saturday Nightwho's the retard in charge of the scheduling?
>>152448216it was Italyanon
Gyokeres WILL score a hat trick against relegation fodder and then his teammates will refuse pass him the ball in big matches.Honestly it's really fucking stupid how easy it to defend him the way we play. Crosses from the left and maybe 2 through balls from the right. No other help.
>>152448975He makes great runs too. We need to feed him while he's still confident because if he gets tired of making those runs then he's losing like 50% of his juice. Gyokeres is a weapon when we get balls in behind for him to run on to.
>>152448975He needs to go to Barca. He would bag like mad there.
>stretched so bad we have to play Nordshart at cbThat’s it. I’ve had it
at least Palace were able to rotate because they coasted to a sure win in the first half, not that it matters but still.
3-0 up and this bredda, this bottlejob, this lego-man still brings Saka on for 20 minutes
>>152451259We have Ben White finally fit getting back into rhythm and can play CB not contending with Timber for a spot at RB but you just know if saliba is still faking injury that arteta will still try this inevitable failure of this experiment
>>152451864Unfortunately max dowman being the impressionable kid he is thinks it's trendy to get injured too and madueke could end up being an unexpected hero, he has a reiss Nelson vs Bournemouth moment or 2 in him for sure
>>152451864>mfw
>>152443682Not once looked where the goal is...
Hoping for some good injury news for once …If Saliba ‘days away’ is plagued by mystery injury X any longer it will soon be months instead of days.
Madueke wins CL Player of the Week!
>>152452548You'll know roughly where it is in your mind's eye.
>>1524482168pm Saturday kickoff is a rare one, and feels weird but hey a little bit more rest I suppose.
>>152366012Continued revenge for their 4-0 loss in the 2015 FA Cup final.
>>152458984Arsenal have more or less shaken off all the bogey team curses apart from Liverpool away and Villa got upgraded to super bogey status.
>>152459522lads we are massive
>>152440629RIP Jewmaican
>>152459522
Listen here right you continental nitwits you better start playing fucking good and not like some post apocalyptic wenger era laughing stock again.I dont want to see any more of that shit.Top of the league my ass. We are one slip up away from being in bottle territory. >Honkenal
>chelshitGAZUMPED
>>152460125be positive lad. also, inside red is the "continent" and those are "continentals", thank you.
>>152448582Fuck no if I was in charge everyone would play Saturday 3pm every week
>>152440629Pretty suspicious how both he and DSL disappeared from /sp/ around the same time.
>>152459522Holy fucking based
>>152459522It's not like one can't watch games, follow gossip, interact with the community and get vexed over rumours from somewhere remote like L.A., tho...>>152460203What the fuck is "deel"?>global payroll powerhouseA fucking what now?At least Rwanda was a real thing. A place with heritage and whatnot.>global scalability powerG I G A M A S S I V E
alright so what's the starting XI tomorrow? surely viktor gets a goal against Wolves, surely...
Arsenal has a significant number of famous celebrity supporters from the worlds of film, music, and sports. Notable fans include:Actors/Actresses: Idris Elba, Colin Firth, Daniel Kaluuya, Anne Hathaway, Robert Pattinson, Andrew Garfield, Jamie Foxx, Benedict Cumberbatch, Jackie Chan, Kevin Costner, and Danny DeVito.Musicians/Artists: Jay-Z, Rihanna, Mick Jagger, Chris Martin, Roger Waters, and Dido.Sports Personalities: Formula 1 driver Lewis Hamilton, former Olympic athlete Mo Farah, and former Indian cricketer Rahul Dravid.Other Personalities: British TV presenter and comedian Alan Davies (a season ticket holder), journalist Piers Morgan, and Prince Harry. A number of politicians are known to be supporters of Arsenal Football Club:UK PoliticiansSir Keir Starmer: The current Prime Minister of the United Kingdom is a lifelong and avid Arsenal fan and has been a season ticket holder for many years. He frequently attends matches and has installed a large screen at Chequers (the PM's country residence) specifically to watch games.Jeremy Corbyn: The former Leader of the Labour Party and MP for Islington North (Arsenal's local borough) is also a long-standing supporter, having become an ardent fan in adulthood with his sons.Other UK politicians: Home Secretary James Cleverly and former Home Secretary Priti Patel are also reported to be Arsenal fans. International PoliticiansWilliam Ruto: The current President of Kenya is a well-known Arsenal supporter who often discusses the team's performance.Raila Odinga: Kenya's opposition leader is a steadfast and vocal supporter who has attended matches abroad.Zohran Mamdani: The New York City Mayor-elect is a massive Arsenal fan.Other Kenyan politicians: Moses Wetangula (Speaker of the National Assembly), Peter Kenneth (former FKF chairman), Hassan Joho (former Governor of Mombasa), James Orengo (Siaya Governor), and Junet Mohammed (ODM MP) are all known to be keen Arsenal fans. Source: GoogleAI
>>152461209Where da Queen? Where Jewmaican?Kenyan politicians?!Where Paul "the Based" Kagame?Where Osama?!>GoogleAIOh come the fuck on!
>>152461201>winless wolvesDoesn’t matter, we’re losing anyway
>>152461201Will they pass the ball to him this time?
>>152459912Arsenal fan and Spuds fans.
>>152462239the next 3 matches are wolves, everton, and brighton... if this motherfucker can't stat pad NOW then its over
>>152462386Yeah but the lads gotta actually get him the ball
>>1524611803rd party hr and payroll so if any issue arises the company can point to them for any and all bullshit.>missed payment? Get stuck on hold for 3 hours>harassment? File a ticket and hope they get to you in 5-7 business days>legal and tax issues? Go to them
>>152460417> global scalability powerTell me this doesn’t mean what I think it means
>Arsenal transfers: Mikel Arteta rules out Gabriel Jesus exitElite managers like prime SAF and Mourniho would be desperate to sell such a subpar player, but arteta just loves to play favorites which again will be his downfall >>152458057Against Wolves is a good game to give him a bit more rest as to not rush him back and hopefully arteta picks Ben White as CB
>>152462999Odegaard has the ability to pump up his assist tally by looking for his runs but would rather slow the game down doing 1-2s with saka allowing the opposition to get into defensive shape
>>152463899In this scenario, Jesus is worth keeping for the next 6 months because you need injury relief and you're not going to find an equivalent forward in the market to replace him.
>>152463899>be me, australian top tier manager >too big brain to actually do it, so post on 4chan instead>team is chasing titles>injury crisis every month>play midfielder as forward for close to a year>a forward return from injury>sell him in january >elite mentality>muh elite jose mentality
>jesus: im so pleased to be back, 11 months of doubting, if i didnt have the bible every single day i wouldnt have made itlmao no wonder arteta doesnt sign any more "french" players, hes made a full on christian team, no muslims allowed after ozil
>>152464481agreed. going into the second half of the season with Gyokores, Jesus, Merino and Havertz as your 4 striking options is great depth to push in all 4 competitions. GIVE ME THE CARABAO CUP AND THE FA CUP BY ONLY PLAYING THE B TEAM ALL THE WAY!
>>152464579If we end the season with 0 trophies then this manager has to leave
>>152464628and why is that burgerbro?
>we should re-sign zinchenko, Kiwior, and tierney in January. Who with me?
>>152464718Kiwior did nothing wrong
The maduekerz and messitinelli CL rotation is actually lethal
>>152465408goatinelli almost has as many goals as azzar
>>152464718If >we still had >Kiwior we would have at least one more point, probably two
>>152464567Partey was muslim
>>152465700Saliba is Muslim. Religiously too.
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