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kek!
mariners!
the hollywood ohtanis
>padres "aggressively shopping" cronenworth according to nightengalei know it's nightengale and you never take his word seriously, but i seriously don't get why people think this is a good idea. sure you free up his salary, but his market value is way higher than his salary actually is due to how inflated free agency has gotten(Luis Arraez, who is WORSE is projected to make more than he does) and there is no free agent infielder available that you can really say is an upgrade that isn't WAY more expensive like Bichette. Any fan that wants this is just cheering for the team to get worse for no other reason than a few dollars coming off the books that won't be able to pay for anyone else
The Yankees' starting pitchers are terrible. How are they going to fix that?
>>152379197erm, idk, maybe if polanco doesn't come back?
>>152379250Simple, give the Dodgers Spencer Jones and Volpe and Dominguez and they'll give up Yams and Sheehan in return!
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy eat. This man just doesn't fast. You can almost hear him sneering "that hot dog was 0.16 grams lighter than the Farmer John franks were" as he eats Dodger Dog 1. Super Dodger Dogs don't faze him. Then he'll devour a massive 16 inch Slugger Dodger Dog in two bites. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.
https://suno.com/song/b3c5d11d-250f-4818-a8ae-edc9863840d4
>>152379950
Stove status?
>>152379069thank you for the good, non-faggot threads
>>152380193rapies
>>152380352fuck my ass
Jazz Chimpolm Aaron Coon
and there it is
>>152380352pfma? p?
heard a funny stat - the mariners are the only team to never appear in a world series
>>152380352It's not so difficult.
>>152380565
Dodgers likely won’t join the bidding for the big stars, per @BNightengale “The only way they may consider making an expensive pickup is if they trade Hernandez, who's owed $26.5 million”L.A. is probably out on Edwin Díaz, Cody Bellinger, and Kyle Tucker, unless Teoscar gets moved.
bring pete back pls
>>152380836>sucked after getting paid>prevents the dodgers from getting more playerslol based Teo
>>152380936he's not bad, multiple teams want him
>>152380841Pete FAGGet kek
>>152380841petes going his way.
go jays go
but actually, what the hell is Boras asking teams that makes them not want Pete?
>>152381002to queens and nowhere else
>>152380841josh naylor MINDFUCKED scott boras
>>152380836makes sense to me. Bellinger and Tucker sound like overpay candidates. We have plenty of OF prospects that will be serviceable and cheap at the very least soon enough. Diaz would be nice but fuck tying up big money in 2 relievers-the bp can't possibly be as useless as it was last season even without adding from outside the org. really hope we can move Teo but can live with him if we can't.
>>152381083NO ONE wants to tie up big money in 1b if there are other big needs also, which there always are.
>>152381083>>152381241The raggies need a first baseman, assuming they don't retain mariners platoon legends rowdy tellez/donovan solano.
kek seeth ya FAGGet kek!
>>152381341Texas? If that's who you mean, there's no way they're in on him because they're trying to cut costs.
Get Pete and Diaz back. Trade either Mauricio or Baty with prospects and cash considerations for an innings-eating SP. Deal McNeil for a Subway gift card
Why do people still listen to Nightengale?
>>152381424I put more stock in his opinions than Bowden. At least a lot of what Boob says makes sense logically.
the upside of pete signing with the red socks would be the grief felt by yankee sister (who loves the mets). anyway steve write the check
>>152381416They should dump Seager.
>>152381508he only plays 100ish games a year. you can live with that.
>>152381627Only because he's hurt. What if he isn't?
>>152381718I can't see him staying healthy unless he was a full-time dh maybe. it's all lower body stuff including the hips and he's a big fucking dude. even when he was young it was a problem.
inb4 no one trades for kwan
>>152381907Cleveland and Minnesota are always difficult trading partners because they expect way more than they're willing to give up
>>152381822He's a fucking menace and his hips lie, don't believe them.
Kek seeth .. kek seeth and DIE!!!
I feel bad for whoever signs Bellinger to a long term deal. His hitting metrics look fucking horrible and they're only going to get worse with age. Also those three down years he had in LA are scary.
>>152382667Man fuck you. I'll prove you wrong.
>>152382667Does Cody Bellinger count as a "big" free agent??
>>152382667>>152382881Yanks think so.
>>152382881>>152382979he'd be a nice get but not at the expense of future flexibility
>>152382881>Does Cody Bellinger count as a "big" free agent??yes for his potential new weed store(s)
bring back the juiced ball era
>>152379197>Poodres window is closedSacramento Padres 2030
>>152383098you mean the jews'd ball era?
>>152383168>bu-but Cronenworth is being undervalued! I swear!
>>152383168kys
>>152383168All your posts will look dumber and dumber when Fuwamoco are the reps for Hololive Night at Petco Park next season
Judge has led the AL in all these categories since signing his big deal 3 years ago. Saw some of his first ten years with the Yanks stats vs Arod's and it was funny how close they were. First 10 years in the bigs overall and arod led in most of the classic stat categories
>>152383218Not many star studded 2nd basemen out there. And in a lot of metrics, Cronenworth was like #7 in the whole league across everyday 2nd basemen and like top 5 in the national league. But because he isn't a hall of fame level, 30 HR a season minimum guy, people think he must be terrible.
>>152383449>Poodres still believe they can contend next season for a playoff spot with literal who pitchers and locker room cancers El nino caca and Machimpo.You're funny Moco-chan.
>>152383647pretty sure it has more to do with the fact he's signed through 2030 and is best suited to play 1st base
>>152383720>>152383247
>>152383168Nice feet. Yankees are signing Imai, btw.
>>152383720>he doesn't know Campy is gonna bootyblast your shitty team>He thinks literal who's can't embarrass big teams like Nestor Cortes didn't go 6 perfect innings against them this last season
>>152383849I'd rather have a generally solid player for 4 years guaranteed for market value than trade him away for "salary purposes" and use some minor league shitter for pennies. Anyone that insists he gets traded away for some reason assumes that there's some golden option that the Padres can very easily sign and that contract will somehow free up infinite payroll to get them, when really the current infielder market(especially this year) is not good
>>152384184if that's what you believe I can respect that. I'd personally rather have the money to spend on other needs.
>>152382989New Mayor means da bwonx is going to have to pennypinch (small family club, please understand)
Jays are setting themselves up for a 2022 dodgers season
is this nu tho?
jake and jolly olive are in the house
>>152385606no doubt there to interview barry immediately after his induction
>>152379250They’ll hire a few more pitchers that turn out to be terrible
I think the dodgers should be allowed to field a second team if they can afford it
We need nu tho
My new gf’s sugar cookies aren’t as good as my exes. That’s not a euphemism. This new one uses that sugar frosting that dries to a glaze instead of the buttercream like normal people prefer. How do I tell her that her cookies need improvement if she wants to continue to enjoy this bald head and/or penis of line?
>>152386864ohtani's twinkslator creeps me out
>>152386939say it with a hallmark card
Yoshibitsu Samurai-san Kawasaki Yamamoto Mr. roboto hai *bows
What button does Ohtani press to execute his power swing?
>>152387090the little yellow button in his pants
You guys are watching the FIFA World Cup at your local handegg stadium instead of baseball r-right?
>>152387327I got some eggs you can handle
Why are (You) fellas rooting for my Mariners but hate muh Hawks?/sp/ee is so weird sometimes
>>152387397us twelves are the most persecuted race on the planet
>>152387327Fuck no, soccer is boring.
>>152387327>FIFA Peace Prizekek!
to beat the champs, you gotta knock em out
>>152388248kind of a shitty call tbqh
>>152387516>we're schizos w/ no rootsUnderstood.
>>152388248>>152388337From backs against the wall to back-to-back! The Dodgers cement their dynasty!
GIBBYMEET FREDDIE
>>152388395>dynastydodgers need at least one more for it to be a dynasty, more if ohtani doesnt show up again
>>152382881I’m not a free agent but I’m “big”….lol…
>>152388459kek, seethe bitch!
>>152384396The thing is, the Padres aren't going to spend that money, the owners are trying to sell the team, they aren't going to try and get a big shiny new expensive free agent with freed salary. Any salary dump they could attempt right now would purely be to have less financial commitments for a potential buyer
Padgays kek
>>152388431= onions kek
>>152388570that's probably right. what a terrible spot to be in.
>>152388382My family has been buried in the Chehalis dirt for 150 years
I’m going on a hunger strike until the Cubs add a top player, through FA or trade. Who is with me?!
I'm going on tastykake binge for same reason
>>152388712patience, grasshopper. things will happen soon enough.
>>152388748Oh it’s happening alright
>>152388748I'm getting chubb
I lied anyway I just had a big bowl of chicken soup kek
its uphttps://youtu.be/qoTpSFtWQBc?si=vtsrwRys48mhUaUG
>>152388862Based baubau
>>152388862Don’t watch that man
>>152388828campbells or progresso
>>152388862i know a girl that was almost raped by this guy. she was saved only by the fact that she was 11 states away
>>152388896Neither, just chucked a Costco ‘tiss into some chicken stock with veggies and egg noodles
>>152388921She's a lying bitch
>>152388932damn might have to try that. rotisserie chickens are shockingly cheap. might get two.
>>152388989It’s a good ratio of effort to quality, n yeah it’s cheap and you got a lot of food
>>152388932Couple roaches & some cum crust
>>152388896>campbells or progressoSoup is easy and fun to make.https://youtube.com/shorts/TRPJ2xKbZfE?si=v2CfP50UX3x4bMzo
>>152388989>rotisserie chickens are shockingly cheap.there are supposedly around 100 billion chickens on the planet, and we'd be fucked without them. I'm not religious but I send out gratitude into the ether pretty regularly that the chicken exists.
>>152388921>i know a girl that was almost raped by this guyAnon..
>>152389146>I send out gratitude intoAs long as you belive in a higher power. An intelligent design, if (You) will.
>>152389146turkeys too. thanks to all delicious bird niggas
>>152389235yeah, I feel everything comes from the same place. I feel like we all have an innate understanding of that whether you believe it's by accident or by design.
>>152389553Ya mama?
>>152389574apologies. I haven't been sleeping much lately because I have a dog that's on her way-prescribed a strong steroid, so she doesn't suffer as much. I didn't want to have her put down at the vet because she was always terrified to go there and I didn't want it to be her final memory. It's just put me squarely in this head space. She's had a good life, over 15 years. I don't mean to bring anyone down and don't feel sorry for myself, so I don't want any condolences.
start posting you dumb cunts so I don't have to feel like I sucked all the air out of the room.
what kind of a name is Framber anyway?
>>152390290Pfma
>>152390339he's going to be a Dodger
Why doesn’t a batter pull a pencil and a sheet of paper from his pocket, fold the paper then stab the pencil through, and then he doesn’t have to run the bases.
>>152390360Not gooky enough, or slanted for that matter
The season should always start on April 1 as a joke against the fans
why werent we invited to the winter meetings
>>152390387it wouldn't surprise me. everyone would love to have a durable innings eater on their staff.
>>152390339framber sounds like the name of a hippo on a kids show
Pound me
>>152390569go braves!
>>152390569Chop on, brutha
>>152390569came here to say this. reddit sent me
there can't be a market for Kopech, right? no way he's doesn't go back to LA on whatever they agree too.
Never trust a pitcher who swaps a K for a ch
K in the name in general is an untrustworthy person
>>152390884it's weird that he's the invisible man right now. everyone wanted him just 2 years ago.
>>152390906never liked the letter K. too many angles.
>MLB desk thinks Tucker will get a >400M contractwhich team is getting scammed?
>>152391169Jays will get bullied into signing him
>>152391281Red Sox
jeff kent is in
Jeff Kent was the only player selected by the Contemporary Era ballot for induction next year.
Results
>Jeff Kent is a HOF player>Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens are not
the greatest baseball player of all time... will never be in the hall of fame
>>152391524??? vladdy jr. is definitely going into the hall
don't roid kids
Jeff Kent? Where's Pat Tabler?
>>152391494>pencilnecks getting back at their high school bullies in their minds for not voting these studs in
>barry bonds will never be a hall of famer
>Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Gary Sheffield and Fernando Valenzuela receive less than 5 votes and won’t be eligible again until 2031>2031Crazy
>>152391589he'll get in the moment we have a black commissioner
>>152391636Dee Gordon for commissioner
>>152391471He is very deserving and should have made it during the BBWAA voting. I'm happy for him.
>>152391652
Congratulations Jeff Kenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzblQY7bFcI
>>152391672>yacabonisdont mind if i do
>>152391548As the first ever Entertainer of the Year?
>>152391798i dont understand why people are making fun of my boy crying. at least he gives a shit unlike judge
>>152391855basedboy detected
Why don’t they just put Bonds in the negro league hall of fame? I don’t think he stopped being a negro lately.
Hey now you're an HoFer, get your plaque on, get indicted.
>>152391893
>>152391608good
>>152391798canadian minstrel of the year
>>152391494Mattingly got robbed but he should’ve tried playing ball more Matthewingly
Why don't the steroid users just make their own Roidball Hall of Fame?
Max Muncy, now that guys an innings eater.
>>152391929bay area faggotry spread to the entire league and gave the sport it's black eye
>>152391966I would have voted for him and Fernando because of the lifetime of service to the game
I salute everyone who has worked these many long years now keeping Bonds and his fellow cheater cheater pumpkin eaters out of the HoF.
I would’ve voted for Fernando to get clout with sexy Mexican Latinas that may or may not have a fet…cough…preference for.
>>152391855>i dont understand why people are making fun of my boy crying. at least he gives a shit unlike judge
>>152391524you don't hate the BBWA enough
Why do they even call it the Bronx when there’s only one Bronk? They trying to sound all fancy french and whatnot like Bayou Le Batre
I'm honestly kind of sad I didn't get to grow up watching Barry Bonds. His numbers are legit fucking insane and it must have been unreal watching him play. How did the Giants not win a WS with him?
>>152391608Literal who's
If you insist on wearing a jersey with another man’s name on your back, have fun with it. A famous name and number combo on the wrong teams jersey and don’t back down when some drunk fuck calls you out on it. He’s the cuck here, not you.
>>152392129you made me look it up. It was named after some Swedish fag.
people are PISSED
>>152392197What until you find out about the horrors of the inspiration for Flatbush.
Why don’t you have a meet cute with my balls motherfucker
>>152392163the Giants have mostly been kind of like what they're like now for a long time. people forget that because of that freak period they won those 3 rings.
My doctor says I need some more protein in my diet, says I’m getting weak. So I says to the guy, oh yeah, you wouldn’t be saying that if you’d met my 16 year old girlfriend!
>>152392236the term meet cute should be reserved only for heads of state
It’s illegal to have sex with a guy in AAA ball and for good reason too. Keeps them hungry.
>>152391893Because he's Dominican
>>152392255Dodgers legend
Kent also stole an MVP from Bonds
>The Pirates have made Kyle Schwarber a four-year offer, likely exceeding $100 million, according to Ken RosenthalSo it begins
>>152392720We are so back
>>152392720
>>152392720kek. Schwarber should call their bluff and accept just so we can see what excuse they use when they back out of the offer.
>>152392720What’s Ken Rosenbergs cut?
>>152392720Pirates only made the offer to make it become a albatross level contract for another team stupid enough to give him more than 4 years and 125 million (Phillies) Such a disgusting act by them buccos.
>The offer made to Kyle Schwarber from the Pirates was 4 years, $125 million per sources.
2026 is the year of the whiterats world series
>>152392720That was quite literally the same contract he got from the Phillies 4 years ago. And he's still worth that contract even now or less since he's 34 now. Pirates are making the logically smart deal for once that's about to make the actual winner a retard.
>>152393015Nutting is giving his fuck you to the owners that won't back his efforts to impose a cap
>>152392978Many are saying this
>>152393094He doesn't care about a cap, he's covering his ass to continue collecting revenue sharing. And he might not want a cap if it comes with a floor
>>152393291this. every now and then the welfare queen owners sign a player for a ton of money to get the other owners to back off
don't let me bucc'n believe, I can't take the hurt any more
>>152393291>>152393348you're right. for whatever reason I was thinking this move that's clearly only being made to drive up another team's cost for Schwarber out of spite meant he wanted a cap.
the pirates don't scare my jaysies
>>152392978The White Sox will win at least two eries while Pope Leo XIV is still around.
>>152393419look on the bright side. You get to have the Skeneses and Chandlers before they become expensive and start breaking down.
>>152393540
barger should've sued tommy pham
Ice hockey is on
>>152393937i know. im watching montréal/st. louis.
>>152393975My bloos will blow the lead 6 on 5 and then lose in OT
Who's getting schwaba?
Anglels to take on another bad contract and trade for arenadoSource: crack pipe
>>152394232Perfect replacement for rendon
>>152394179you know it's my pirates :)
>>152391494>goes from buttmad old writers deciding to seething jelly former players and execs who literally blacklisted the people involvedgood system
>>152394363if they were getting Schwarber the report wouldn't be that they offered him a contract, it would be that they signed him. He's getting more than what they offered, sorry bro
>>152393761forgot his clown makeup
THESE WINTER MEETINGS ARE PURE ONIONS!!!!! SOMEONE SIGN SOMEBODY
Hot Stove Early Winter Meetings Brian Cashman News:- SP is a need, has talked to Boras about Imai.- Lineup is too lefty & thinks adding another “big” one may not happen but isn’t ruling Bellinger out, is looking for RH bats.- Volpe expected to be a regular player in May.
>>152391901>indicted
>>152394417Pham MINDFUCKED Heineman
>>152394409I am willing to be heartbroken again by my pirates :) it is what it is
>>152394725Who knows, maybe they’ll up their offer
>>152395200lmao, only doyerchads will understand thisb
>>152394460This.Winter Meetings = Onions.You’re a cuck bitch if you disagree
i hate frank mccourt but at the same time i think a gondola from union station to dodger stadium will be so fucking cool. can't believe it actually got approved though, because surely some bored gangbanger is going to shoot at people as they float above the freeway
>>152380836i continue to hold out hope that we are trading for kwan (and sending teo in the package). teo's bat showed up in the playoffs, so fair play to the overpaid smiley vibes guy, but his defense did my fucking head in last year i'd be happy to be rid
>>152391652>>152391672love this nigga he has a tiktok where he just posts clips of himself and talks shit on the league kek
>>152395476>>152394460I prefer shallots
>>152388248not bad, but these fucks have been workshopping their perfect overwrought calls lately and i'm so fucking over it. just give me some off the cuff calls instead of glancing at your dogshit scripts. that asian guy that calls dodger games and tries extremely hard to sound white vexes me greatly
>>152388395horrible tbqh
>>152391551Is this the cheese macaroni that is commonly eaten in America?
THIS TIME THEY FINISH THE JOBIT'S HAPPENEDSTART THE PARTY LOS ANGELESTO BEAT THE CHAMPS YOU GOTTA KNOCK EM OUT
for me? it's Mickey Kaline.
>>152395701yes and it's gross
>>152395701it's usually not quite that fancy
>>152395701we call it kraft dinner in canada and it's as good as it looks
>>152395807based
>>152391551Baked macaroni is where it's at.
>>152395826>>152395860>>152395893Thank you, I will buy it and try it next time.
>>152395967don't do that
How did the Mariners lose that series...
for me its shells + white cheddar boxed mac
for me it's kraft macaroni and cheese with sliced hot dog pieces
for me it's a packet of nissin chicken ramen drained and topped with over easy eggs and chili flake
>>152395701Kraft Dinner in Canada. I eat the whole box.
>>152393975>watchhttps://youtu.be/6Eafr4NI6Sc?si=MaeuNToMmQHECdl2
>>1523958071 of 1 super rainbow golden refractor
>>152392255Harold Baines you have company
Pete doesn't have much of a market. Unless Mets sign Schwarba, Pete will remain a Met and will continue to do it his way.
No matter how much of a douchebag he was, Jeff Kent is absolutely deserving. But baseball writers continue to undermine the credibility of their own sport by leaving the greatest slugger, and one of the greatest players to ever suit up out of the hall. Indefensible to not vote in Bonds. But not surprising, considering how many faggots write for this sport. That does make Kent's nod somewhat surprising tho.
let's keep it mac n cheese related people
>>152396563how bout you mac this cheese ;)
>>152396540He was juiced to the gills.
>jays trying to spend like crazyidk what if this last season was a fluke...
they should change it to the Dodgers logo in SMB4
People really want steroid cheats in the Hall? What are they going to do to Bonds' and McGwire's record-setting baseballs? Put an asterisk on the plaque?
>>152397082yes. and yes
>>152397082>noooooo you can’t let these guys in even though Major League Baseball knew the entire time what was going on and only acted surprised when the feds got involved frig off
kek roids copers
>>152397082Dead ball era dudes are in there who also actively cheated by wrecking the ball
>>152396935He was a HOFer before he ever juiced. And he was Tiger Woods in his prime better than every other player in the JUICE ERA. He's the best baseball player of all time. Keeping him out of the HOF only undermines its legitimacy, not theirs. Same thing with how they kept the Hit King out. Baseball and its writers fancy themselves moral police, they think they're way more important than they are. It's a game, and their job is the put the best players in the hall.
Lanklet cope
>>152396477Josh Naylor MARKETFUCKED pete
>>152397290>Hit King singles merchants not welcome
>>152395967Dont listen to those geeks, mac and cheese is a good slop dinner when you want something cheap and simple to make.
>>152397356it's really not
>>152397332If the all time hits leader is not in your Hall of Fame, your Hall of Fame is illegitimate. It's as simple as that.
>>152391524You're saying Martin Maldonado won't make the HOF?
>>152397388It is if you add peas and fried spam
>>152397082Bonds was a first ballot Hall of Famer if he retired after 97 instead of going the heavy roid route. And he would be in by now if a lot of writers didn't like him for how he treated the media (This is what also cost Jim Rice as well.)
>>152397445well, no. that sounds even worse
>>152397445Little Bacon, hot dogs and some shredded ‘Mook right off the block and you’re golden
>>152397462I don't think he cares about the Hall desu. He always never gave a fuck. Proved his point with the HR record.
>>152397523I dont know his opinion about the HoF but he definitely gave a fuck about how he was perceived. The rumored reason he started going heavy on roids in the first place was cause he was mad players he thought were shitters were getting more attention and money then him cause they were gassed out and hitting HR's. His pre 2000 numbers are HoF level.
cheaters btfo kek
>>152397485spam is legit, the japanese know
>>152397290the best player of the juiced era is already in retard
>"Roger pulled down his pants, exposing his right buttocks cheek to me," McNamee said. A few seconds later, Clemens said he was ready. McNamee said he then "plunged the fluid in into his buttocks."
>>152397902yeah when paired with real food. spam and eggs, spam and penne, spam tacos
Going to pick up a box of Mac and Cheese for dinner tomorrow and /mlb/ will NOT stop me from enjoying it.
>>152397695How he was perceived sure but that was with respect to other players and especially white ones. I don't think he gives a fuck about the MLB as a whole dating back to how his dad was treated. His numbers are roid are indeed impressive. Especially the 30 for 30 seasons.
Fact: spam is fucking gross and is musubi
>>152398152>t. baby palate
>>152398195>noooooo you have to eat the processed meat and seaweed!!!
>>152398486...yes
>spam:|>spammy:O
>>152398152I only like it because my grandpa had to eat it in the Korean war and he made us eat it
>>152398578Based Budae Jjigae
These Winter Meetings are a pure nothing burger with extra ONIONS
>>152398547kek so true
Nothing SOYY burger
OlympicsWorld Baseball ClassicFIFA World CupThat’s pretty kino. You have to admit kek.. it’s kino
>>152398649I wonder if he ever tried this monstrosity
>>152398835>Budae Jjigae for ants
>>152398152Forgot to say that I like cocks in my ass and go orioles
>>152398899There’s nothing wrong or funny with being gay, troglodyte
>>152398867they obviously tried to make this picture pretty, but it looks awful.
>>152398899>I like cocks in my assyeah duh we all have prostates here, you ain't special brodie
>>152398835>>152398867went to a place called dongdaemun for business and we had this at some little spot with a bunch of celeb pics on the wall in that same spot and they put some really nice, thick bacon in it instead of spam. honestly one of the best things i've had
I could use a cock in my ass
nyeeeeeehhhhhhhhh, cheesed to meet you mr. gere
>>152399222Blessed trips
>>152382667>>152392067>>152394367>>152395967>>15239886767
Embarassing for the sport that Bonds has to congratulate mid guys like Jeff Kenthttps://www.instagram.com/p/DR_Vx-WERS-/
Say what you will about Jadier Molina, but he did lose a testicle to the Cubs. This is a true story and a not a shitpost.
Just move the Mets to Boca Raton already oy vey
I could go for apoundin
The next expansion team name better not be some cringe bullshit
>>152399472It won’t be
>>152399472Loaf's
>>152399472it's gonna be the port st lucie starboards
>>152399472Sounds like my Teamies are a lock
>>152399472you mean like the seattle kraken and utah mammoth?
>>152399517Yes exactly and the last few mlb expansion teams too
>>152399472Bayou La Batre Braves
If you can use a gun to get free tacos I don’t see why anybody strikes out
If you think about it, it’s impossible for a cat to YOLO
My back taco needs fillin'
I bet Shohei Ohtani brought home a souvenir snowball from Tronno
>>152399472Sorry sir
>>152399581you want the crema or the guac?
>>152399472Salt Lake Bees should be a major league team, Angels should lose them as a minor league team.
I sat next to Vlad Guerrero on a flight and he adamantly insisted that sucking your own dick wouldn’t be gay. I said it’s totally fucking gay because you’re sucking a dick. He countered by saying that you’re gay if you jerk off then. I didn’t disagree. Can you believe he then tried to walk it back by saying it’s only gay if you finish in your own mouth. I dunno sounds like some maple syrup delusions to me.
>>152399604Too close to the A’s. What’s next? The c’s? The Big Blind lobby would never allow it
>>152399618
>>152399618I ain’t gonna go through all the trouble of suckin my own cock just to have my precious load be spat on the ground and discarded like yesterdays liver. I think we can all agree on that.
>>152399636Well how come hockey is pulling it off?
The >A’s>Bees>Sees>Deez>Eez>Fees>G’s>hes>’ies>Jee’s>Keys>Me’s>Nee’s>O’es>Pee’s>Quee’s>Ree’s>See’s>T’s>’ue’s>vees>wii’s>xi’s>yee yee ass haircuts>zeds
>>152397082You do know Bonds’ 756th home run ball is in Cooperstown with a giant asterisk carved into it, right?
>>152399673Hockey’s always pulling it off
>>152399686>he’s >no she’s >no he she’s shit list
Why can’t FIFA just give bonds some meaningless award?
Bring back the Expos but move them to some flyover shithole to raise the suicide rate
>>152399719It’s insane how retarded the president is that that little stunt actually worked so well. Nigga dissed the NFL for FIFA lmao.
>>152399538I think all MLB teams have good or at least okay names
>Tampa Bay Ray
>>152399719Road or not I have never seen someone generate that amount of bat speed and power. He pounded that fucking ball. Seeing it live was something burned into me.
>>152399686>zedsengland is that way mr beans on toast
You can't deny it would be kino if the Giants and dodgers stayed in NY kinosovl, even
>>152400073cinema!!
>>152400073The dodgers are from boston.
>>152400073I want to go back https://youtu.be/XiEUysBjAVU?si=91-xNKqalFvnNo45
for me it's objectively disgusting porn and pouring myself that extra late night drink i said i wouldn't
haha dick in your ass
>>152388382>no rootsI genuinely don't understand where this comes from.
>Lotte Giants, which sells tickets through its own app, revealed that the median age of their ticket buyers is 29, significantly younger than the median age of 45 for Major League Baseball (MLB) ticket buyers last year. The increase in female fans is also noteworthy, with women accounting for 54.4% of all ticket buyers, up 3.7 percentage points from last year and nearly 10 percentage points higher than men. In particular, 20-something women make up 23.4% of ticket buyers, far surpassing 20-something men and 30-something women, establishing themselves as a major presence in the stands.Good news for the Mets poster
>>152395701It tastes better than it looks honestly.
>>152399636Vancouver Canadians the high A affiliate of the Jays are also known as the C's.
>>152400260Lotte Giants always trend young. The atmosphere there is a straight up party even though they almost always suck. Check out the YouTube vids of them singing Busan Galmaegi. One of my favourite things about living in Korea for a while was being walking distance to Sajik.
>>152400113Kek absolute cinema so true
>>152400073it would be a net loss of kinosovl since we wouldn't have the mets
>>152400073agree about the dodgers, disagree about the giants. The San Fran Giants ooze with kinosovl.The Dodgers becoming "the cholo team" is kinda sovl but Brooklyn is more souler
>>152400260She's actually so pretty wdf
>>152400309I’m particularly surprised that there are more women than men>The atmosphere there is a straight up partyDo they go all the way to the point where specific players have their own song like they do in NPB?
>>152400379korean women are famously the most beautiful
>>152400421Yes. They have a cheer team that leads the songs for each player. There are also team songs. Even though it is organized it felt less polite and regimented like in NPB. Maybe because you can bring in your own food and beer. They also pass out orange bags late in the game so people wear them as hats. They then use the bags to clean up after.
>>152400450KBO figured out a long time ago you bring in the girls the guys will follow. Back in the 80s it used to be nothing but drunken ass smelly old men so they consciously turned away from that. Attendance boomed.
>>152399280the surreality contained in that post takes me back. Bonds is the GOAT in my mind. yeah, he belongs in the hall but the hypocrisy of everyone involved in these sorts of things from the Commissioner down to the fans largely made a mockery of what the HoF was supposed to represent right from the beginning. it's nothing worth getting worked up over.
A merger between the Chiba Lotte Marines and the Yomiuri Giants?It's interesting to see the team names of MLB, NPB, KBO, and CPBL all mixed together.
>>152400529fuck you… FUCK YOU!!!
>>152399618was it a flight to Cancun?
Winter Meetings are a confirmed nothing-burger.
Absolute nothing-burger.
>>152400573It seems like a lot of the big named bats are waiting to see who signs first. Tucker and Bo will be in TO soon anyways.
>>152400568Blue Chairs in PV
>>152400573the latest nippon wonders are falling flat...
>>152400590I love big bats kek…
I wish the Chunichi Dragons had a lot of young female fans, but the reality is...
>>152400666be the change you want to see
Everyone is talking about the big bats.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>152400768Fill your pockets with Recker images while you can
>>152400768reddit will keep you up to date on the hot stove while you wait
>>152400768Nice website, 4cucks. God I hope there's a big move during the maintenance
I made something kek worthy but I ain't gonna post it until the next time I see someone make fun of my favorite player
>>152400883Bauer was always a joke
>>152400768You just know something big will happen at the meetings when the site is down.
>>152400665Hi :)
>>152400768gura can't retire again can she!?
>>152400768Stove news shall come to me in my dreams
>reddit is going to have better baseball discussion
>>152401043Always has been!
Tastykake&birch beer feel rite as rain
>>152401125Make mine a Twinkie and orange cream soda from Stewarts
>>152401137A twinkie? Brother have the rack of em, no=one's looking
>Mike Francesa Reacts to Hal Steinbrenner's Payroll Commentshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY6yFaE5sy4
>>152401214>owners would rather jump out of a building than let a company audit their booksMike gets it
>>152401214>we shop at Tiffany’s lol wat
>You will never get to sleep on a comfy umpchad pillow.
>Jake Lamb retiringWow who else is even left from the old era? Kike Chapman Scherzer and who else?
>>152401581Recker
>>152401581Put Recker on the board
>>152401581Anthony freakin' Recker....'nuff said!
We need a Jonathan India redemption arc
>>152402052He can start by reimbursing all those old women he defrauded for google play cards
>>152402074I heard a lot of those ppl are like slaves & such. Tragic for them, I just ignore their calls like I ignore their misery
We need nu thou
>Ego Broke Alek Manoah's Career And Now He Has To Be An Angelhttps://youtu.be/oESoFH14IiIKEK
>>152402496Mmm...
pfma
guess bonds must be seething huh
>>152402775He's probably fine, between his millions of dollars and ass full of dick
kek
>>152402897>hoff jeffmanKEK
Oh fuck me
gm
*fucks you*
Top of the morning.
>>152403301gm
>Jeff KentWonderful. Harold Baines has company in the Hall of What The Fuck Is He Doing Here.
Longtime dodgers fan bros what’s your thought on the reunion with Bellinger?He looks like a really good player but it seems some fans feel complicated about him
Since 4channel is dying again does that mean we have to go back to the sharty
>>152403477yes
Maintenance is a French word for “fuck you pleb”
What are you going to do during the mountinass period?
>>152403846how long is it going to be for?
rockies
If you’re team isn’t a red team or blue team then YOUS A BITCH
>>152403878Long as I need babe
>>152403846I will be asleep
Oxygen starved potheads in Colorado be like “man look at all that purple!” we should dress our team like that duderino bro pass the weed man
rockies got the vantage point to see over the muk
>>152400260>54.4%.....54% you say??? good morning mariners nation.
>Owner of my favorite team is the richest guy in the sport>the GM who runs the team is the Happy MerchantThis a a comical monkey’s paw scenario
Which players are out loud and proud?
>>152404212those japs on the dodgers definitely all ass fuck that translator twink
>>152404271That is sexy & hot
we're back btw you guys can start posting again
late gm mariners nation, let's get that stove heatin'
>is better than Barry Bonds in your path
Matt Shaw is going to be traded because he took time off to go to Charlie Kirk's funeral.
HOF voting should only be like every 3 or 4 years to stop it from being the hall of above average players
>Jeff Kent has been retired for 17 years and he's still making 'em seethe
>jesse rogers of ESPN is reporting Polo is expected to sign THIS WEEKM's bros that is good news for us if he's signing so quickly.
>Cubs in contact with Ryan Stanek likely to add one more pen arm
Winter Meetings = Nothing-burger.
>>152405536Metsiners legend ryne stanek is going to the cubes???
>>152395200giwtwm
>>152405665I don't know man. I just don't know. I'm sorry
>>152405677I never understood trading him away for a middling OF prospect tbqhfamily.
>>152405723I’m always surprised to hear his name come up every off season. I feel like guys like him are a dime a dozen
>>152405736Bullpenflation is serious business (I like this trade)
>Roger Clemens, who won 354 games, went through his own Witch Hunt. HE WAS ACQUITTED OF ALL CHARGES!!! If he doesn't get into the Hall of Fame, he should sue the hell out of Major League Baseball! President DJT
not of the roiders are getting into the hall of fame because they testified in front of congress and if they admit that they did steroids to show humility or whatever they could be charged with perjury
>>152405755
>>152405921none*
>>152405904>President DJTmany are saying this though.
>that face you make when schwarbear signs in pittsburgh
>Padres looking to trade Pivetta and CroneyFind a way to trade Yu and Bogey while you're at it. What a huge disappointment by Siedler brothers. Peter siedler must be fuming in his grave now....
>>152405952this dumb bitch got her wikifeet page removed but them posts pics like this and that makes me fucking hate the fucking retarded pirates more than any other team
>>152405921don't mind me, I'm just a fun guy who makes the media laugh haha. Thanks for voting me in.
>>152406047seethe
>>152405961Small family club, please purchase more beer and hotdogs.
>>152405952she wants to be a mets wife so bad
sigh, it's going to be another small hall year isn't it
at least beltran is getting in
fuck 'emDODGERS, baby
EY YOIS DIS GUY BORTHDAY TODAYROKIDJ PLAY THE SONG
I don't think these semen slurping meetings are for me
>>152406635They’re a complete Nothing-Burger.
>>152406635>>152406686Give them stoveminders a chance..
>>152406635I have a feeling there wont be any big signings until next year
blue jays killed the market by overpaying a bum
now that the dust has settled, how do we feel about the wholesome chungus meme? did it cost our jays a ring?
I think Dodgers fans aren’t funny and the genny would be a better place without them
>>152407222walmart kyle schwarber
Tucker will get his 400M contract then become a 2.5 WAR bum
where is nu tho
>>152407316>>152407316
>>152407201womanly cuck
