>Xmas is coming
Diddyblud
>French rugby union icon Frédéric Michalak will return to NRL outfit Cronulla Sharks in 2026, taking on a role as an assistant coach once his duties with Racing 92 are seen through to the end of their Top 14 campaign.https://www.loverugbyleague.com/post/frederic-michalak-to-join-cronulla-sharks-in-2026
>xmasnot using this thread
It’ll still be up at Xmas dummy
Damn the month long thread died
I miss the previous thread
Shane Richardson is stepping down as Tigers CEO. I'm not even kidding fold that club already
The Warriors have all of New Zealand behind them, but they're still smaller than the Bronx Nation
>>152394238>meanwhile at Kogarah
just fold the Tigers already and send their roster to Perth
these days turned out nothing like i had planned
Perth will be shit enough as it is without doing that to them
>In a landmark ruling, a Turkish court has determined that ‘liking’ other women’s social media posts can be used as evidence in divorce proceedings.A sad day for Turkish NRLW customers
based (you) based me based /nrl/ family
For me, it will always be France
>>152401307based whistling ad
>>152401469For Me My Wife Quincy Dodd
SC looms
>>152401528>quincy dudd
>he projects in the off-season kek
https://youtube.com/shorts/_8JVhqYdReM?si=2DSiKVfJLejx1nrZ
>>152402136ABSOLUTELY VILE LANGUAGE IN THIS VIDEO CLIP
dead poomunity
Boateel
nice bod
Course it is, he’s a turtle, he’s fucking ripped
Turtle looks smug as fuck too look at him side eyeing us
>>152402455Cool turtle
for me its getting caught in a rip
>>152382273
>>152394238>The Warriors have all of New Zealand behind themHere in the South Island about half of NRL supporters follow a team that isn't the Warriors, most of which are from older generations.Younger people, who are the demographic most likely to be on Insta, Tiktok etc. are more likely to support other teams.Support for the Warriors has definitely been increasing over the last 5 years or so as they slowly shed their old image of being a perennial comic relief team.
>Support for the Warriors has definitely been increasing over the last 5 years or so
What is the Rugby League equivalent of Bazball?
>>152411723
Last night I had a dream that the Bears built a cool indoor stadium like the new chch one
>>152415278Why on earth would they build anything when they have this Utopia already m8?
>>152417983they can lift it up and shift it stand-by-stand to Perth
The Wests Tigers have reportedly knocked back requests from supporters wanting refunds on 2026 memberships following Shane Richardson’s departure. Fans on social media have said they intend to cancel their memberships, with one writing to the club seeking “a cancellation of his 2026 membership and a refund,” after the latest off-field turmoil. The request was denied under the club’s policy on “change of mind cancellations.” The club instead opted the member out of automatic renewal for 2027 as an act of “good faith.” (DT)
>>152418391
Have your say!https://www.sen.com.au/news/2025/12/08/have-your-say-nrl-2026-sen-fan-survey-is-live/
Is this true?
>>152418391Reckon they’d have a case here for a full refund because it’s not 2026 yet meaning the membership is pending
>>152418561Not clicking your virus
The Richmond Tigers gave me a refund of my Kayo membership
Whoever lives by believing in me will never die. - John 11:26
>>152411723Seibold and Darius combination at the Broncs
>>152418790They've probably already got a special members Crissy email from the club, which qualifies as binding consideration in contract law.
>>1524192432 Timothy 4:7
Rugba Leeg
>>152411723Fuck is bazball? Just going for broke every time or something?
Featherstone Rovers have gone bust lads. Sad news only days after Salford Red Devils
>>152419257Yeah, I sort of forgot that organisation is heavy with lawyers
>>152423613It’s basically applying t20 strategy along with extreme aggression to test cricket, I suppose in rugby league it’d be playing it wide all the time like 7s or 9s and doing high risk/reward stuff on attack and never going for two or even kicking for touch just tap and spin it, and always going short on kickoffs and dropouts. Nobody does that, the closest is the Greeks or Jamaicans at the wc and maybe any Walker Bros coached team
Perth Bears have signed Liam Henry
>>152426049That's a shame, I remember them being close to being promoted to the SL a few times
Perth Bears so far1.2.3. Harry Newman 4.5.6.7. Toby Sexton 8. Liam Henry 9.10. Iszac Fa’asuamaleaui 11.12.13.14.15. Emarly Bitungane16. Luke Smith 17.
>>152426460>That's a shame, I remember them being close to being promoted to the SL a few times
Don't think my post really warranted that but whatever
Cobbo and Lomax are pretty much confirmed bears, and I believe they'll get Tino
>Don't think my post really warranted that but whatever
>>152428282Lomax is only available if they can pay out his Eels contract, which might cost more than the Bears want to pay for a winger.
Ipswich R6 #1
>>152430414>2ndBet with your head, not over it. Gamble responsibly
>Former Test star Ben Elias has emerged as the frontrunner in the Wests Tigers search for a new chairmanHAHAHAHAHAHA AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY
BACKDOOR BENNY IN THE HOUSE!
So I get a $25 credit with my Knights membership to redeem on a select set of items. Apart from the hat the selection is absolute dogshit though. They're not even offering fridge magnets with the draw on them this year.
reckon the warriors could win next season haha you know
Seeing how BroncGODS are winning for the next 100 years, I don't reckon
You're a fool if you don't take the sippy cup
The IDEAL Adult membership pack should include>The card, but you should be able to pick the player who's on it. Also let us add it to Apple Pay/Google Wallet >Choice between a Hat, Beanie or Scarf. (I have a million fucking hats let me pick something different)>Sports bag>Bumper Sticker>Stubby Holder>Voucher for the team storeKeyrings and lanyards can fuck right off too
>>152431309Get the sippy cup, keep it unopened and sell it for profit in 30yrs
Objectively something like a coffee mug is the best choice
Filling your cupboard with worthless gimmick coffee mugs is so 30 years ago
Latrell playing centre CONFIRMED also him and Fifita on the same side
I had to get a hat, which took up $20 of my credit. I don't really want any of the $5 stuff but I don't want to give them my $5.
Souths looking STACKED for next season
Another twist
>>152431784Bazza
celebrate by sending him a bottle of wine
>>152431749Won't matter if they can't stay healthy thoubeit
>>152426297Is it effective?
>>152434903Not in the NRL. At lower levels, it could be
>>152434534>if
You can see with the example of the short meme dropouts (smd) that the extreme style doesn’t really work in rugby league imo because the game is fundamentally balanced. With the smd it is counterable by having a good jumping player on defence to tap the ball back properly to his side, it’s easier to defend than a cross field attacking kick because you aren’t tapping it back to your own in-goal, that’s if you don’t simply catch it. There should already be at least one player on the team with this skill set, usually a winger. That’s in the NRL, as anon says in lower leagues you might not have a player like that
As for moving the ball wide it’s generally assumed this shouldn’t be attempted until the middle and edge defenders are fatigued enough to not get quickly across to where the ball is moving, so usually you’ll go up the middle first to force those big blokes to make tackles and wear them out before sending the ball to the backs. It’s not a golden rule there’s also the element of surprise that can work for the attack if they do something unexpected but if you’re doing it all the time it becomes expected
*Seethbold takes notes furiously*
>>152427907They're saying Scott Drinkwater may be next, he wants to play alongside his brothers and Perth want to make it happen
Just how many Drinkwaters are there?
The Drinkmilk and Drinkcoke brothers, scions of Drinkresponsibly
>>152438846Are they gonna sign Josh Drinkwater who hasn't played NRL since 2015 and is currentll playing for Oldham in the championship?
>>152435878>>152436241Kek, I meant at test cricket? My bad, should have specified.
Eels offering Keon a 4 year deal worth a Milly a year
BREAKING: HBG (owners of the Wests Tigers) met this morning and agreed to NRL’s demand to reinstate 4 independent Tigers directors.
Japanese bath salt review channelhttps://youtube.com/@nyz0711I wonder what happened to the Japanese South's supporter who was in love with Russel Crowe?
>BREAKING: HBG (owners of the Wests Tigers) met this morning and agreed to NRL’s demand to reinstate 4 independent Tigers directors.
Harry Grant and Julia Robinson won the Golden Boots
*sucks teeth*shieee should call it the Green & Golden Boot coz Brown was robbed gee
>>152445532>Julia RobinsonI loved her in Pretty Woman
>>152442214It apparently does not work as an overall strategy in test cricket as evidenced by England previous 17 matches (2 draws, 15 losses)
That’s a fine looking Bulldogs jersey
>>152445716*gets sued into oblivion by Jerry Jones*
The next move for the NRL should be to set up its own movie studio ala the WWE. The first moving could be called NRHell, a house of a 1000 corpses type horror film.
I like the idea of buying hotels for the away teams to stay in, next step would be buying a fleet of private charter jets for away teams to use. The NRL can charge the clubs at cost (shop price or whatever you want to call it) and also make profit on these things as ordinary business ventures outside of their need during the season. There’s probably some other stuff they can look at like this, things players use and maybe some things fans use like setting up a business in the concessions providing stadium food (again, sold at cost to the fans)
>>152445702Classic Englel
Based whistling ad
Could the NRL sell the other rooms in the hotel to the general public. Marketing the fact an NRL team is staying there
>Benji extends till 2030Absolute panic move from the owners to try and ease off the backlash
What club would try to poach Benji? ESL maybe. There's no need to resign him for so long. Imagine if the Roosters had given Freddy a 5 year contract just because he was a club legend. Look at what Souths do to Alex Johnson every contract renewal: tell him the club doesn't want him until he mopes around and resigns for pity pennies.
>>152446628Todd Carney: Escape From GoulburnZombie thriller
>*twists moustache fiendishly*
>>152455034Based Good Will Hunting enjoyer
>>152455891Based run it straight enjoyer
>>152455891Was a pretty good hit tbf
>>152455891I don't see how left and right are not both true simultaneously
>extra lean beef mince on sale for $6.30 eachDon't mind if I do *fills freezer*
>>152445918kek I could see it
/nrl/ meetup today lads
Yeah, nah
Caught the end of it. Was a decent turnout but they decided to not march to Ashfield Leagues for "safety reasons". Saw Blocker there on my way out
Backdoor Benny status?
Merge them with the Bears
It would be sick if Vlandys booted the Tigers from the comp and we had one less Sydney team
Merge them with a rubbish bin
>>152466101not fair on the Tigers to be merged with Souths
>>152466124LMAO
>>152466124>>152466130>60 seconds
Think it just finished running now
>>152467081
I hate that cunt
Why are you still awake?
>>152472148Why?
>>152473650was my last $2
We should buy a racing greyhound and name it Succulent Chinese Meal
>>152474203Rule 1 of their naming policy :-(>Without limiting its general discretion, the following guidelines are published as non-exhaustive bases on which the Naming Registrar may refuse a prospective name of a greyhound:>Depiction of the name>1. It has more than 16 characters inclusive of spaces and apostrophes.https://galtd.org.au/participant-services/naming/naming-policy/
>>152467081>>152472148>>152473972Lies made baby Jesus cry
>>152475956
>>152473650I have a an aversion to anything that people who used to watch 'The Project'find funny
>>152475855Sukulntchinesemeal
The Perth Bears will announce a $2 million dollar a season sponsorship deal with Cash Converters for the next three seasons. The company were also sponsors of the Western Reds when they came into the ARL in 1995.
Are Cash Converters still a thing? They used to be everywhere but I haven't seen one in probably 20 years
>>152478844Someone has already don't ot I am sure.
Yeah Cash Converters are still around. Often have cheap electronics.
South Sydney Rabbitohs have announced their new major sponsor, Trash Converters
Just got my first ever double yolk egg lads
Was on a date with a girl last night, and somehow managed to precum in my pants, lads.
>>152478844Kek
>>152484699When you get married please invite the entire /nrl/ family
Last night I was on a date with a guy and he jizzed his panta. I it was kind of embarrassing. I guess fat balding virgins don't go on too many dates and get a bit to excited when you hug them hello
>>152484699based me when an nrlw player posts feet on instagram
>>152485856based enjoyer
shooting at bondi, heaps deadhttps://x.com/OGAride/status/2000121359817740550
>Here at Trash Converters, we're all about making waste removal simple, responsible and hassle-free. >Based in Fife, we provide expert waste management and recycling services across Fife, Edinburgh, Falkirk and Dundee, offering both domestic and commercial clearances at competitive prices.https://www.trash-converters.com/
>>152486220https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/australia-police-responding-after-gunshots-reported-bondi-beach-2025-12-14/SYDNEY, Dec 14 (Reuters) - Australian police said on Sunday two people were in custody after reports of gunshots at Sydney's Bondi Beach."The police operation is ongoing and we continue to urge people to avoid the area," New South Wales police state in a post on X.The Sydney Morning Herald said there were reports of multiple shots fired at the famed beach but it was unclear if anyone had been hit."Anyone at the scene should take shelter," the New South Wales police posted on X.Videos circulating on X appeared to show people on Bondi Beach scattering as multiple gunshots and police sirens can be heard. Reuters could not immediately verify the footage."We are aware of an active security situation in Bondi. We urge people in the vicinity to follow information from NSW Police," said a spokesperson for Prime Minister Anthony Albanese.
TIFF WAS AT BONDI
Hope the family are all safe
madcunt
The only good jew is a dead jew.
wtf happened to kfc gravy. I haven't gotten any in probably 15 years but they gave me some for free tonight and when I tried it it was vomit-inducing
>>152486370He should’ve shot him in the arse when he started to move away, I’m assuming he told him to submit when he had the gun at him
>>152486413Get some of this https://www.coles.com.au/product/coles-special-fried-chicken-gravy-200ml-7031851Just make sure you heat it on the stove and not in the microwave
poco version add a chicken stock cube to home brand gravox
>>152486526Stock cubes lift a lot of dishes
>>152486532Vegetable stock in rice serve with a couple of eggs, decent feed if you’re hungry and it’s late or you’re tired. Throw some frozen peas into the rice, about 1/4 - 1/3 as much peas as rice, all cooks together. Very cheap dinner
I bought cheap chicken stock powder and have been sprinkling it over the frozen cauliflower/broccoli/carrot mixes.
https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/nrl-superstar-nathan-clearys-selfless-act-hanging-out-with-mary-fowler/news-story/4290c7dfe0d9dc24192e4639d44352e9
>Snowing outHave some of you niggas never seen snow with your own eyes?
When I was a kid they did this weird snow/ice thing where they filled the south bank piazza with fake snow and let kids play in it for 30 minutes or so. That's the closest for me.
Irish, how much snow do you get up there?
>>152486817Sad!
IS TIFF SAFE???
>>152487026It snows somewhere in Ireland every year usually on higher ground more to the northwest and usually it doesn’t stick. The whole island gets covered every 5 years or so and every 10 years it’s enough that for a couple of days it’s hard to get around because we don’t have ploughs and stuff like that we’d only use them every decade, we do have road salting because there’s a lot of black ice and frost every winter. If we get some snow this year I’ll take pics
Tiff was right there when it happened, like 20m from the bridge. She's posted a story and is safe. Looks pretty shaken up the poor thing :(
>>152487581Big if true
Tiff masterminded the entire attack. She saw her engagement dropping; people had fatigue over her constant complaining. Antisemitic "terror" is always good for views, di she used her Lebanese connections to orchestrate this. The Tiff Manifesto very soon, with the inevitable OnlyFans.
Meds. Now.
Tiff is a mossad agent, sent to Australia to create division within the NRL community. It's no cohencidence she's got huge natty tits, grating voice, and lives in the most affluent suburbs of Sydney while seemingly earning no income. She's bankrolled by Israel.
Literally a kiwi version of Epstein
>>152486817There is a fake snow, skiing arena thing in Hendra
All of Australia's massacres in the past happen in Roosters territory now a days. Why?
Why indeed
Port Arthur Roosters confirmed
>>152487026he isn't in ireland retard he's a janny with a vpn how many times do we have to go over this
Life is better if you play along with Irish actually being Irish. I also choose to believe he played senior grade level footy in Brisbane.
>>152499003>>152499590Delete your posts and your self you spastic
t. Tiffany Shalomd
based Tiff showing her toes for the community (me)
>>152508270
>>152508367Meds
If you're a full time employee, and there's a mandatory shut down for 4 weeks over Christmas/New Years, and you don't have annual leave to cover this, can you temporarily claim centrelink?
Just have your lifestyle funded by Israel, like I do.
>>152508420
>>152508420>giving away shit for freenot very jewish of them
Thoughts on an NRL team based on hawaii
>>152509546Maui Sharks
>>152509899awesome
>>152509546
>>152506948Obsessed
>>152511066get behind me janny
>>152486370Pro gamer move. Creep up behind and press F for quick takedown. Shame he didn't have a knife.
>>152486469Irish how do you know1. If the gun was still loaded2. That he didn't actually pull the trigger and the gun failed to fire3. That he would know how to return the gun to a firing state if it were still loaded (and it probably wasn't considering it had just been fired)The only failing is other people not swarming and incapacitating the ex-gunman once disarmed with our hero rightly guarding the shotgun from being repossessed. But they're all still under covering fire from the son, so it's asinine to criticise any one. Our hero got shot five times (or suffered five discrete wounds) after that video ends for his efforts and is lucky to be alive.
>>152512200True. He also put the gun down because he thought the racist NSW cops would shoot him
Xmas thread has to last till Xmas
What's the difference between league and union?
>>152519034team size, scoring, and what happens when you're tackled mostly
>>152509308Absolutely not. But WTF kind of a business has a 4 week shutdown when we only get 4 weeks of AL.Surely there's something illegal there
>>152519034All the letters are different
I get 6 weeks paid annual leave.
>>152519034simple m8 League is for sick cunts and Union is for shit cunts
Jake Friend got an AVO, lads.Poosters can't stop losing.
Jake Enemy
>>152519034League has >13 players >Six tackles >4 point try, 2 for conversion, 2 for penalty>Uncontested scrums used to restart play>No rucks, mauls or line-outs>10m restart after tackle>Faster pace of playUnion>15 players>Unlimited tackles>5 point try, 2 point conversion, 3 point penalty>Contested scrums and line-outs>Mauls and rucks are important to the game>Slower, possession heavy tactical game
League does have rucks, the play-the-ball is the ruck
>>152524508Jason Death
>>152525191Oh, right
>>152519034League is closer to handegg than union is and it's an easy recommend to any NFL fan.
New captcha is diabolical
updated 4chanx and its working fine
Interesting.Hope they at least got rid of that 300 second cool down that sometimes appears.
>>152530660Delete your cookies and find out
This is awful the fuck
How is it hard? Like I've said before solving captcha's trains your brain and prevents Alzheimer's. The /nrl/ family will be articulating their high-level intellectual commentary into their 90s and beyond.
I like it, very intellectually stimulating.
Jake Not-So-Friendly
Seriously if you can't solve these new captcha's in three seconds you are well below my intelligence (157 IQ)
>Like I've said before solving captcha's trains your brain and prevents Alzheimer'sVery Irish sounding post
>>152533128i don't like having to scroll
>>152533808You had to scroll with the old one chief
lets go broncos
Does Code Sports include SC Gold? Souths gave me 12 free months for some reason
>>152530660>>152531407The 300 timer is gone. But it asks you to solve 3
Can these niggas please stop fucking with the captcha?
test
Can you post images whilst incognito?>Connection errorHmm
>ynr Guy Ingognito
>>152540705Try a different browser
Davvy Moale to be loaned out to Melbourne before joining Manly next year
Phonesex operator just hung up on me lads
>>152542127More like Davey Loanale IYKWIM
2026 odds
New Christchurch stadium
>>152541526
>>152543730PULL THAT DECEIVER LEVER!
>>152509546It just occurred to me that the seething over the Americanization of nrlel would be massive so I'm all for it desu.
broncos are not going back to back, you are a fucking retard if you think they will. zero ball knowledge.
>>152542794>Poothers still that highGrim
>>152542794insane value for Dragons
>$5.00 to get the spoonHe’s not wrong, that is insane value
>>152552563>poothers logo
My favourite team the Penrith Pumas
>ynr puma pants
>>152543554they should give christchurch an a-league team now
Yo
spotted Haze Dunster at SYD airport lads, England bound?
Yes
Sunshine Coast R7 #8
good luck m8
more of a Chances With Wolves man myself IYKWIM
Very interesting how neither Paul brother has dared to challenge Paul Gallen
>Paul Gallen
I finally saw IRL one of those kia tasmans they spent so long advertising. God what an ugly piece of shit. It's an ugly badly proportioned box like a 5 year old would draw if you told them to draw a pick up truck
Wishing the /nrl/ family a Merry Tiffmas
>>152580933corr
Nah, it’s a cake
>>152579881
>>152580933tifFANNY
Overseas, lads. Will be telling every yank I meet about our sport.
Too bad the timezones are so killer.
>>152595164What NFL game will you go to see?
>>152580933fffUCK
>>152580933send this to her its genuinely nice and fun
>>152601245>editing in the KFC popcorn chicken
THAT’S A FUCKIN GO BUCKET AND DON’T YOU FUCKIN FORGET IT
Haven't had KFC in ages
At my final destination, lads>>152600115NHL not NFL, Maple Leaves
>>152615690Nice. Hockey is great.
Which team should I support? I like underdogs (that actually win sometimes).
when the fuck is Haas resigning with the Broncos?
>>152618972Dolphins are the current underdog team imo. New team but with a long grass roots tradition who haven't made the finals yet but keep coming close.
>deleting a Vale noticeDisgusting behaviour
Looks like Rugby 7's stars the Levi sisters will do a year in the NRLW
Tamworth Race 5.2. Lady Billie
>>152622344Hope you got on.
>>152622461based Tiff
>>152622461>10 seconds noticeFUCK YOU
>>152622587Sorry mate, I took 5 attempts at the new captcha
Any downsides to pursuing a girl with only one hand?
>>152622640Imagine how skilled she is with her feet. Imagine the footjobs.As a foot chad I would open with thus:>hey babe who needs 2 hands when you got 2 pretty feet, how bout you put them in my lap ;)
do NOT look at Yasmine Baker's instagram story
>>152615690Not sure how Leafs feel about rugby but they might be an easier sell. CFL is even closer to League than NFL is. Less so going forward with the changes though.
>>152624240They had a team playing in the English league for a few years, Toronto Wolfpack, everything seemed to be going well until covid and some of the English clubs don’t want to have to play in Canada. The real issue with expanding into non-playing countries/regions is the lack of junior clubs, the game needs that base of families and kids playing through the age level grades at local clubs then playing opens (adult) and having pathways into the professional clubs. For example in Toronto they should set up at least 4-6 clubs with teams going every year from under 7s up to under 16s then 18s and 21s (or even 23s) then opens, ideally close enough to each other for travel to not be any concern. After that you have a system in place to select the best players to play for the pro team, and you augment that by bringing in mercenaries from outside, and you have a growing fanbase of young people and families who are all attached to and part of that club. Most of the NRL clubs do this or something similar, some of them are more parasitic than others
>>152624496>The real issue with expanding into non-playing countries/regions is the lack of junior clubs, the game needs that base of families and kids playing through the age level grades at local clubs then playing opens (adult) and having pathways into the professional clubs.In all likelihood it's too niche of a sport over here in the Americas. Union is likely to swallow up most of the potential athletes.
>>152628137Yeah it can be niche, the thing is not to worry about national reach and exposure rather to start it off locally at the grassroots and let it grow. There’s no need for some kind of major league rugby league just get some regional competition(s) going and they can be semi-pro but the main thing is they should be teams close enough to each other that travel isn’t expensive. There’s already some teams in NYC and Philadelphia for example and they aren’t far away from each other for the adult competition but they are far too far for juniors so you need 4-6 junior clubs around each of the senior clubs, ideally really close like mostly 15 minutes from each other so it’s not difficult for families to get the kids to their away games on weekends. As for union poaching players it’s not something to worry about because league is a better game and eventually, if properly administrated, poaches union by the club and competition
>still glazing this over rated flash in the pan
>walsh
Robbo opened our prezzy! :3
>>152636466>Still seethingkek
>>152637907You dropped this m8
Sean Russell had signed with the Perth Bears
>>152646349Who did he sign with instead?
Merry Tiffmas, lads.
>>152648166kek based love you Tiff x
>>152648166BASED
lads I need to start baking stuff for tomorrow but it's still so miserably hot and humid I don't want to do anything
Turn the AC on, you fucking retard.
New Years Resolutions>5x5 60kg OHP>Get to elo 2000 using on the Bongcloud attack>stop posting in this general
>>152648166kek nice
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
Merry Christmas /nrl/
Today is definitely the worst sporting wise. Nothing on here, no American stuff on either. Just that one NBL game later on
>How Rudolph was moving on that foggy Christmas Eve
me after a few more cans haha :P
It's a Christmas miracle!
Joey’s right arm looks bigger than his other arm. Merry Christmas
The Bears were targeting 10 signatures by Christmas. They currently have 7
Bears are gonna suck so bad lolWill root for em but still
Quokkas forever Bears never
>>152655953https://youtu.be/9O2448GKdYM
Merry Christmas lads. Can't wait to shitpost with you all in the new year.>>152655719My fapping arm is bigger than the other arm too m8
based (you) based me based /nrl/ family Merry Tiffmass lads
https://youtu.be/ksLyqUbBprs
>>152655859Their CEO said they've signed a few players, who are waiting until those players return to training and tell their teammates, to announce them
>>152657448Enjoying Canada?
>>152658931Quebec is a great place. I've had my first negative experience with a Quebecois today, but otherwise they are lovely and the women are almost entirely gorgeous.
>>152658950If anyone is rude to you tell them, in French, that you are Australian. They probably think you’re English or American, happens all the time in Europe anyway
>>152658950>I've had my first negative experience with a Quebecois todayWhat happen?
>>152659507Needed a shopkeeper to give me my change for a purchase in $1 coins and he refused. Wanted to batter the little prick.
St George Illawarra have landed a huge recruitment scalp by securing Australian star Keaon Koloamatangi to a long term near $5 million deal. It is understood that Koloamatangi has told the Dragons he will join the club from 2027 on a five year deal. The contract is now in the cooling off period.
Tiff just posted more cringe
Why did you post you lmfao
The Dragons are so cooked. A million dollars on a decent coco mercenary and they are celebrating it as a win. A team like the Roosters or the Storm could have signed him for ~600k. Merge the poor cunts with Cronulla and put them out of their misery.
Keon's good but I don't think he's a million a year good
>>152659388I can't picture Leafs confusing the Aussie accent for a Yank accent. Even the frogs.
When the new TV deal and salary cap kick in $1M won't be that bad.
>>152543554Now all the local council has to do is flirt with signing a Chinese military base deal
bump
EXPOSED
>>152678987Based military base
>>152668695>Souths tryna block the dealpathetic. forever in our shadow
Yeah I'm thinking BroncGODS back to back
>not knowing the new contract registration rulesHNGMI. Also they’d be doing your peem a huge favour, those are overs your going to be paying
>>152700964>you’re
>>152700270All deals have a 10 day cool off period ever since the DCE Titans debacle
>you have 10 days to backflip if you want and its ok
a team is about to get a new coach
>only 10 daysa lot of contracts have 20 or 30 day cool offs
>hahar what ya lookin at anon ill fuckin piss on ya hahar
>>152701462BRUTAL mogging
>>152701462Two of Australia's greatest ever
>>152702164*athletes
Based bumper
RIP Brigitte Bardot x
>>152719406who did she play for
Brigitte Broncos
>>152719406I didn’t know she was still alive
>>152720750shes not idiot
https://www.instagram.com/mikayla.langer/
I'll show YOU who's still alive *heems you*
>not knowing the difference between “was” and “is”HNGMI
Didn’t know she was a racist until the news of her death
>>152721153Is she related to Justin Langer?
>>152722785Nah, Allan Langer
Proposed 2026 NRL rule changes:>After being scored against, the conceding team can choose to kick off or receive.>Benches expanded to 6, but only 4 players can be used in a game.>If an attacker drops the ball while attempting to score over the tryline, the defending team restarts with a normal six-tackle set from the 20m line (changed from a 7-tackle set).>Penalties only given inside 20m (changed from 40m).
only change I like is the extended bench. the rest is just about trying to make the game more fair for the shittier teams instead of forcing them to actually get good.
>>152730742>After being scored against, the conceding team can choose to kick off or receive.They tried giving the kickoff to the scoring team in (Australian) Super League and it’s stupid. The reason the conceding team kicks off is because they have the ball, after the conversion, it’s natural >Benches expanded to 6, but only 4 players can be used in a game.Horrendous idea, now you have extra 18th mans who don’t get a game that weekend>If an attacker drops the ball while attempting to score over the tryline, the defending team restarts with a normal six-tackle set from the 20m line (changed from a 7-tackle set).Not bad, in fact get rid of all the seven tackle 20m restarts. This’d be better if it results in a scrum however >Penalties only given inside 20m (changed from 40m).I don’t see any benefit to this. Need less six again stuff
Yvonne.
Changing the penalties from the 40m to 20m is just gonna send us back to the absolute garbage 2020-21 six again era
>>152732750>>152735396>>152735559
>pre-season training https://www.instagram.com/reel/DS4LfTpkvIt
sup anons. Idk shit about rugby (except that they were always wild boys when I partied with them in college) but I like this hat. you think I can wear it without looking like a poser?
You’ll look like a word beginning with P and it’s ain’t poser
>>152744552Kek
Looking south african is probably worse
>>152744933>>152746303damn alright I'm staying away
>>152744552Just dragons things
Sadly sold out in American sizes (6-9XL)https://www.ev2sportswear.com.au/products/usa-hawks-rugby-league-supporters-replica-pro-jersey?variant=43198117576854
Origin winning fullback Corey Allan has announced his retirement
Never heard of her
I went to go check out the fireworks, just missed the 9pm one and couldn't be bothered waiting for the main one so I ate a pizza, went home and am now going to ring in the new year alone in my roomHappy new year family
Fuck up, cunt.
All the best for 2026 to the /nrl/ family Yes even you… danny
It's officially the year that _____ wins the Premiership
>>152752380https://youtu.be/LTspiY8kdSI
>poo shit fails "time"
BroncGODS 2026
yeah, it's gonna be BroncGODs in 2026
Too early for Origin team predictions?
To’o should be selected if fit m8
Yeah To'o is my nigger
based Ivan
Snitch is on 9GO in ten minutes
prefer snatch iykwim haha
>>152764113Fuck are you smiling about?
>>152764113Smiling time is over m80.Blue shirt trainers now banned from live play. Gonna have to think for yourself instead of having Alfie coach you all game
>Alfie coach you all gameHe got moved to an off-field role over a year ago you filthy casual
LMFAO, no he didn't. He's literally there in the grand final. Asterisk "premiership" kek
he is there in spirt
>>152730742>>After being scored against, the conceding team can choose to kick off or receive.That seems really huge. What's the reasoning here? Just to help keep the losing team in the contest?
>>152763948Good movie
broncucks are an utterly soulless team of fairweather fans
>>152771642Every peem has a share of fairweather fans
first coffee of 2026!
>>152771642highest attendace in the comp even during the wooden spoon year.bulldogs are fairweather. they only turn up when there's hype around winning the comp.
>>152774820Truthnuke unfortunately
OUR YEAR
>OUR YEAR
>>152778473?
>>152778473>wojaking the wojak posterBASED
>>152766151It’s just so some idiot can put there name to something. They tried it during the 1997 super league (Australian) comp and mostly what happened was the the team who scored got the ball in better field position after defending the first set and there were more blowout games. They copied it from the nfl. Nobody ever looked at that rule and thought it needed fixing. It also fucks up the short kickoff comeback tactic, but I suppose that’s why they’re saying it could be optional. The whole thing seems like a beat up to get people raging
It's my teams year. Not telling you who my team is because you'll bully me
>first irish post of 2026
>>152780087
Literally can not stop jacking off
>>152780157hi Tiff xo
>be tiff>go on a bunch of bad dates>screech about how it’s everyone elses fault >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIt’s ok Tiff, we still love ya
Bet she still fucked the guy though, so he won.
>>152780436If her lingerie was matching, she planned to. In which case she won
Cope harder, tiff
Cricket is almost over, tennis is on, Christmas and new years are done. Back to work back to school but don’t talk about it upsets the kids lol, back to training sprints and ball-work, cut some weight as the groundsman busy, and the air the smell of cut grass and freshly painted lines. The generic term for liniment, the sweat, the shower afterwards and the tired soreness days later feels good feels like it’s doing something and it’ll get easier you’ll get used to it again like every other year. The club will organise another valentines dinner, advertised at sign on day.
>>152780418real bpd vibes tonight
>>152780645https://youtu.be/N0QRGFh4pNs
I reckon Tiff would have a great date with me. And would see me again. But we would only be a short term fling (but she'll remember it forever).
Go manly
>>152780929>>152486108based pride customer
>>152766151>Just to help keep the losing team in the contest?Yeah I think so. They often use that in kids games to prevent blowouts/having to mercy rule teams.
I would be very interested to read Tiff's critique of Bondi culture and Australian culture more broadly: close enough to meld as a Kiwi but distant enough to not be absorbed, intellectual, well-read, observation skills honed on the sideline, unimpeachable taste (enjoys rugby league).
Surprised she hasn't done the alt right trad wife grift. Tiff hit me up, we're gonna make bank
>I would be very interested to read Tiff's critique of Bondi culture and Australian culture more broadly: close enough to meld as a Kiwi but distant enough to not be absorbed, intellectual, well-read, observation skills honed on the sideline, unimpeachable taste (enjoys rugby league).
haas resigned with the broncos
How can resigned mean both leaving a job and staying at a job
Because it doesn’t. Resigned vs re-signed
Zac Lomax has signed with the Dragons
