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>French rugby union icon Frédéric Michalak will return to NRL outfit Cronulla Sharks in 2026, taking on a role as an assistant coach once his duties with Racing 92 are seen through to the end of their Top 14 campaign.
https://www.loverugbyleague.com/post/frederic-michalak-to-join-cronulla-sharks-in-2026

>xmas
not using this thread

It’ll still be up at Xmas dummy

Damn the month long thread died

I miss the previous thread

Shane Richardson is stepping down as Tigers CEO. I'm not even kidding fold that club already

The Warriors have all of New Zealand behind them, but they're still smaller than the Bronx Nation

>>152394238
>meanwhile at Kogarah

just fold the Tigers already and send their roster to Perth

these days turned out nothing like i had planned

Perth will be shit enough as it is without doing that to them

>In a landmark ruling, a Turkish court has determined that ‘liking’ other women’s social media posts can be used as evidence in divorce proceedings.
A sad day for Turkish NRLW customers

based (you)
based me
based /nrl/ family

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For me, it will always be France

>>152401307
based whistling ad

>>152401469
For Me My Wife Quincy Dodd

SC looms

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>>152401528
>quincy dudd

>he projects in the off-season kek

https://youtube.com/shorts/_8JVhqYdReM?si=2DSiKVfJLejx1nrZ

>>152402136
ABSOLUTELY VILE LANGUAGE IN THIS VIDEO CLIP

dead poomunity

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Boateel

nice bod

Course it is, he’s a turtle, he’s fucking ripped

Turtle looks smug as fuck too look at him side eyeing us

>>152402455
Cool turtle

for me its getting caught in a rip

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>>152382273

>>152394238
>The Warriors have all of New Zealand behind them
Here in the South Island about half of NRL supporters follow a team that isn't the Warriors, most of which are from older generations.

Younger people, who are the demographic most likely to be on Insta, Tiktok etc. are more likely to support other teams.

Support for the Warriors has definitely been increasing over the last 5 years or so as they slowly shed their old image of being a perennial comic relief team.

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>Support for the Warriors has definitely been increasing over the last 5 years or so

What is the Rugby League equivalent of Bazball?

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>>152411723

Last night I had a dream that the Bears built a cool indoor stadium like the new chch one

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>>152415278
Why on earth would they build anything when they have this Utopia already m8?

>>152417983
they can lift it up and shift it stand-by-stand to Perth

The Wests Tigers have reportedly knocked back requests from supporters wanting refunds on 2026 memberships following Shane Richardson’s departure. Fans on social media have said they intend to cancel their memberships, with one writing to the club seeking “a cancellation of his 2026 membership and a refund,” after the latest off-field turmoil. The request was denied under the club’s policy on “change of mind cancellations.” The club instead opted the member out of automatic renewal for 2027 as an act of “good faith.” (DT)

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>>152418391

Have your say!
https://www.sen.com.au/news/2025/12/08/have-your-say-nrl-2026-sen-fan-survey-is-live/

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Is this true?

>>152418391
Reckon they’d have a case here for a full refund because it’s not 2026 yet meaning the membership is pending

>>152418561
Not clicking your virus

The Richmond Tigers gave me a refund of my Kayo membership

Whoever lives by believing in me will never die. - John 11:26

>>152411723
Seibold and Darius combination at the Broncs

>>152418790
They've probably already got a special members Crissy email from the club, which qualifies as binding consideration in contract law.

>>152419243
2 Timothy 4:7

Rugba Leeg

>>152411723
Fuck is bazball? Just going for broke every time or something?

Featherstone Rovers have gone bust lads. Sad news only days after Salford Red Devils

>>152419257
Yeah, I sort of forgot that organisation is heavy with lawyers

>>152423613
It’s basically applying t20 strategy along with extreme aggression to test cricket, I suppose in rugby league it’d be playing it wide all the time like 7s or 9s and doing high risk/reward stuff on attack and never going for two or even kicking for touch just tap and spin it, and always going short on kickoffs and dropouts. Nobody does that, the closest is the Greeks or Jamaicans at the wc and maybe any Walker Bros coached team

Perth Bears have signed Liam Henry

>>152426049
That's a shame, I remember them being close to being promoted to the SL a few times

Perth Bears so far
1.
2.
3. Harry Newman
4.
5.
6.
7. Toby Sexton
8. Liam Henry
9.
10. Iszac Fa’asuamaleaui
11.
12.
13.
14.
15. Emarly Bitungane
16. Luke Smith
17.

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>>152426460
>That's a shame, I remember them being close to being promoted to the SL a few times

Don't think my post really warranted that but whatever

Cobbo and Lomax are pretty much confirmed bears, and I believe they'll get Tino

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>Don't think my post really warranted that but whatever

>>152428282
Lomax is only available if they can pay out his Eels contract, which might cost more than the Bears want to pay for a winger.

Ipswich R6 #1

>>152430414
>2nd
Bet with your head, not over it. Gamble responsibly

>Former Test star Ben Elias has emerged as the frontrunner in the Wests Tigers search for a new chairman

HAHAHAHAHAHA AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY

BACKDOOR BENNY IN THE HOUSE!

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So I get a $25 credit with my Knights membership to redeem on a select set of items. Apart from the hat the selection is absolute dogshit though. They're not even offering fridge magnets with the draw on them this year.

reckon the warriors could win next season haha you know

Seeing how BroncGODS are winning for the next 100 years, I don't reckon

You're a fool if you don't take the sippy cup

The IDEAL Adult membership pack should include
>The card, but you should be able to pick the player who's on it. Also let us add it to Apple Pay/Google Wallet
>Choice between a Hat, Beanie or Scarf. (I have a million fucking hats let me pick something different)
>Sports bag
>Bumper Sticker
>Stubby Holder
>Voucher for the team store

Keyrings and lanyards can fuck right off too

>>152431309
Get the sippy cup, keep it unopened and sell it for profit in 30yrs

Objectively something like a coffee mug is the best choice

Filling your cupboard with worthless gimmick coffee mugs is so 30 years ago

Latrell playing centre CONFIRMED also him and Fifita on the same side

I had to get a hat, which took up $20 of my credit. I don't really want any of the $5 stuff but I don't want to give them my $5.

Souths looking STACKED for next season

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Another twist

>>152431784
Bazza

celebrate by sending him a bottle of wine

>>152431749
Won't matter if they can't stay healthy thoubeit

>>152426297
Is it effective?

>>152434903
Not in the NRL. At lower levels, it could be

>>152434534
>if

You can see with the example of the short meme dropouts (smd) that the extreme style doesn’t really work in rugby league imo because the game is fundamentally balanced. With the smd it is counterable by having a good jumping player on defence to tap the ball back properly to his side, it’s easier to defend than a cross field attacking kick because you aren’t tapping it back to your own in-goal, that’s if you don’t simply catch it. There should already be at least one player on the team with this skill set, usually a winger. That’s in the NRL, as anon says in lower leagues you might not have a player like that

As for moving the ball wide it’s generally assumed this shouldn’t be attempted until the middle and edge defenders are fatigued enough to not get quickly across to where the ball is moving, so usually you’ll go up the middle first to force those big blokes to make tackles and wear them out before sending the ball to the backs. It’s not a golden rule there’s also the element of surprise that can work for the attack if they do something unexpected but if you’re doing it all the time it becomes expected

*Seethbold takes notes furiously*

>>152427907
They're saying Scott Drinkwater may be next, he wants to play alongside his brothers and Perth want to make it happen

Just how many Drinkwaters are there?

The Drinkmilk and Drinkcoke brothers, scions of Drinkresponsibly

>>152438846
Are they gonna sign Josh Drinkwater who hasn't played NRL since 2015 and is currentll playing for Oldham in the championship?

>>152435878
>>152436241
Kek, I meant at test cricket? My bad, should have specified.

Eels offering Keon a 4 year deal worth a Milly a year

BREAKING: HBG (owners of the Wests Tigers) met this morning and agreed to NRL’s demand to reinstate 4 independent Tigers directors.

Japanese bath salt review channel
https://youtube.com/@nyz0711

I wonder what happened to the Japanese South's supporter who was in love with Russel Crowe?

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>BREAKING: HBG (owners of the Wests Tigers) met this morning and agreed to NRL’s demand to reinstate 4 independent Tigers directors.

Harry Grant and Julia Robinson won the Golden Boots

*sucks teeth*
shieee should call it the Green & Golden Boot coz Brown was robbed gee

>>152445532
>Julia Robinson
I loved her in Pretty Woman

>>152442214
It apparently does not work as an overall strategy in test cricket as evidenced by England previous 17 matches (2 draws, 15 losses)

That’s a fine looking Bulldogs jersey

>>152445716
*gets sued into oblivion by Jerry Jones*

The next move for the NRL should be to set up its own movie studio ala the WWE. The first moving could be called NRHell, a house of a 1000 corpses type horror film.

I like the idea of buying hotels for the away teams to stay in, next step would be buying a fleet of private charter jets for away teams to use. The NRL can charge the clubs at cost (shop price or whatever you want to call it) and also make profit on these things as ordinary business ventures outside of their need during the season.
There’s probably some other stuff they can look at like this, things players use and maybe some things fans use like setting up a business in the concessions providing stadium food (again, sold at cost to the fans)

>>152445702
Classic Englel

Based whistling ad

Could the NRL sell the other rooms in the hotel to the general public. Marketing the fact an NRL team is staying there

>Benji extends till 2030

Absolute panic move from the owners to try and ease off the backlash

What club would try to poach Benji? ESL maybe. There's no need to resign him for so long. Imagine if the Roosters had given Freddy a 5 year contract just because he was a club legend. Look at what Souths do to Alex Johnson every contract renewal: tell him the club doesn't want him until he mopes around and resigns for pity pennies.

>>152446628
Todd Carney: Escape From Goulburn
Zombie thriller

>*twists moustache fiendishly*

>>152455034
Based Good Will Hunting enjoyer

>>152455891
Based run it straight enjoyer

>>152455891
Was a pretty good hit tbf

>>152455891
I don't see how left and right are not both true simultaneously

>extra lean beef mince on sale for $6.30 each
Don't mind if I do *fills freezer*

>>152445918
kek I could see it

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/nrl/ meetup today lads

Yeah, nah

Caught the end of it. Was a decent turnout but they decided to not march to Ashfield Leagues for "safety reasons". Saw Blocker there on my way out

Backdoor Benny status?

Merge them with the Bears

It would be sick if Vlandys booted the Tigers from the comp and we had one less Sydney team

Merge them with a rubbish bin

>>152466101
not fair on the Tigers to be merged with Souths

>>152466124
LMAO

>>152466124
>>152466130
>60 seconds

Think it just finished running now

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>>152467081

I hate that cunt

Why are you still awake?

>>152472148
Why?

>>152473650
was my last $2

We should buy a racing greyhound and name it Succulent Chinese Meal

>>152474203
Rule 1 of their naming policy :-(
>Without limiting its general discretion, the following guidelines are published as non-exhaustive bases on which the Naming Registrar may refuse a prospective name of a greyhound:
>Depiction of the name
>1. It has more than 16 characters inclusive of spaces and apostrophes.
https://galtd.org.au/participant-services/naming/naming-policy/

>>152467081
>>152472148
>>152473972
Lies made baby Jesus cry

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>>152475956

>>152473650
I have a an aversion to anything that people who used to watch 'The Project'find funny

>>152475855
Sukulntchinesemeal

The Perth Bears will announce a $2 million dollar a season sponsorship deal with Cash Converters for the next three seasons.

The company were also sponsors of the Western Reds when they came into the ARL in 1995.

Are Cash Converters still a thing? They used to be everywhere but I haven't seen one in probably 20 years

>>152478844
Someone has already don't ot I am sure.

Yeah Cash Converters are still around. Often have cheap electronics.

South Sydney Rabbitohs have announced their new major sponsor, Trash Converters

Just got my first ever double yolk egg lads