last time (worth the read): >>152360226
This is not a fucking parenting forum
the secret weapon on the broadcast
>>152389651/hoc/ is a place for frens you dumb bitch we help our frens here btw 1993
>>152389613>>152389613>>152389613>>152389613
my sharkies :)
Our penguins (:
ep40 next captain after hughes is traded/walks
>>152389698Fuck you
>who caresApparently you do (:
>it's not how hard it is, it's where you put itthank you penguins broadcaster, that is some good advice
I'm watching the ice hockey
drop the habs puck already pls before its too laet
Is this true?The aging 1967 team piled into a van and drove to the crossroads and asked the devil to deliver them a Cup. The consequences being that the Leafs would not win a Cup for at least 100 years.
>>152389797I'm watching your with binocs
>>152389826Have some god damn coffee and remember it's for (You)r Team
>>152389826your game will start 15 minutes late and you will like it
Any youtube channels of lower league kino from NA? I love watching thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puoWPOTaPT0
>>152389841yes
>all games in intermissionNice schedule here Gary
Will you be supporting your Raggies tonight, /hoc/?
>>152389908I watch affiliate games on the FLO/hoc/>right now it's the Wranglers and the Reign
>>152389944yjk the King was crop dusting there
>>152389874already had 2 today but still can barely keep my eyes open rn almost at 1am. just wanna watch the first period and dip to bed>>152389899this makes me angery every fucking time
BE BETTER OTTER BRO
>>152389943I mean the alternative is that he staggers the start times so people can switch to a game in progress but then how are you going to see all of the intermission gambling advertisements???
>>152389944Retard
>>152389944"I admired the fact that he [Henrik Lundqvist] was the most well endowed teammate I had ever seen, by a considerable margin."- Sean Avery
>>152390011He puts those on the ice and boards now
>>152389968if i played in the nhl whenever i scored i would crop dust the opposing bench
>>152387705nice timing>The Canadian WJC training camp roster will be announced tomorrow, but I'm told Michael Misa, Harrison Brunicke, and Ben Kindel are expected to be loaned from the NHL>Additionally, 2026-eligibles, Carson Carels and Keaton Verhoeff will be included
>>152390031>>152389968
>not listening intensely to Gary's friends' slick mumbo jumbo and buying the jersey gonna make Gary cry
>>152390031I'm sure Sean Avery likes penises, which is whatever, good for him, but I still wouldn't trust him that much as a source of penis information
I wouldn't mess with these guys
>>152390199Fags
>>152390196They don't call you the King if you're small in the trouser department.
>>152390196He does like them, it was confirmed a while ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtU2Xssn-9s
>>152390196i wonder who does the penis inspections in the NHLis it the team doctors, or does gary bring in a third party?
raidies got btfo :)knights now bros
My penguins ):
>"Yeah, I totally looked at Henrik's cock in the locker room, and I recommend it.">t. Sean Avery
>>152390295Why would Gary trust such an important procedure to his underlings?He does it personally.
Monty is "sick" uh huh rightlooked fine last night
O captain, my captain!
My Stars...
>>152390323looking at dongs AND making the big bucks?damn, gary's got it made!
>>152390295a guy named Brad, he's also the video coach
Just read all of Dylan’s posts. What a fucking loser haha
i bet the dallas arena has some tasty concession. real texan bbq
>>152389908all the fphl teams stream their games on youtube
>>152390432Texas bbq can be pretty hit and miss. Never been to AA Center, so I can't say anything about the grub there tho. t. Texan
>>152390420kek true
im not feeling biron's haircut
>>152390432That's some expensive BBQ. You can get BBQ for cheap anywhere in Texas, don't know why you'd eat at the arena unless you're rich and showing off
REFS CALL IT BACK!!!
Brisket sucks. BBQ is overrated outside of ribs
>>152390526>Brisket sucks.t.has never had proper brisket
im sorry, waiter but i didn't ask
I’ve seen enough put Duchene and Lundkvist back on LTIR
>>152390526Retard, brisket is the best when it's done well. Ribs(beef) are second though for sure.
skinner mad!
might get a wave going tonight
Pulled Pork Lover, hereAlso, all BBQ is delicious
>M O N T Y>O>N>T>Y
GO HABS GO
>>152390526>pulled pork sammy >overrated
sharts in the crease tonight
>>152390555agreed, and the only time i had brisket was at a local junior b game, picked up a brisket burger on the way to the game and ate it in the stands. got sauce all over myself and my seat but it was worth. my home town team lost tho
looks like the 1968 stan lee finals out there
knights scored
fucking rags
>>152390582He's out "sick" tonight, it's our Dobes in net
>>152390541>>152390555>you’ve never had da real stuff!!!!This is cope.Any midsized city has good enough bbq joints to get a read on it. You two were just told it was good and you’ve never questioned it.Sad really
>>152390565now that is a proper on-ice melty
New york rangers legend brett howden
do you have a vegan option?
less then a minute in>rags
>>152390613i prefer my dobes in the sheets if you know what i mean
>>152390613he's getting traded isn't he
>vegan BBQ
crosby is truly a master baiter (of penalties)
REF DOWN
>>152390645what a cutie>>152390652I wouldn't cry over it
habs peepee
>>152390659They have this in Bend Oregon btw
>going your whole life without eating a properly prepared brisketsad
Edmonton has a bbq shop called “meat” Go oilers
>>152390705Isn't that where the last Blockbuster Video is?
>>152390705no doubt
>>152390756Yep! I have a membership it’s pretty cool they keep it the same it even smells the same so it’s very nostalgic.
>going your whole life without seeing your team win the cupsad
fuck you gary I will NOT be buying a ford truck
>>152390798can you rent vhs?
>>152390804
I hated the blackhawks/kings/penguins cup era
>>152390756god, I miss the nineties, for all the right reasons
>>152390834They have some but it’s primarily dvds and games (on disc)
>>152390835thoughts on your loss to bud?
kitties scarrr on the 4on4
Welp there it is. I'm out.
tbg won
i have a beef shank that has been braising for 3 hours
>>152390902
>>152390744tom segura has a bit about a strip club called 'beef' in london but it was actually called 'the beef baron'
"bud's virginity" is the end of that sentence
Is trb a national embarrassment?
taylor hall actually fucking sucks big time
>>152390861>IT'S THE BLOOOOOOOOS
>>152390976>"bud's virginity"Still solidly intact...>dolls don't count, unfortunately[]
>>152390975When I was playing in minor hockey tournaments across east central Alberta my team always hit up the local burger baron. Swiss mushroom burgers all around
>dob1s
kitties scarrr empty netter
Monty haters real quiet again
KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152390894that's pretty cool
kitties win
Is it the nicest jersey in the league right now?
>>152391261lol no
>>152389682literally who? when is he gonna get a single goal
>>152391261They are trash
>IS THAT...UHHH....UMMMM... *GULP*... WE HAVE TO PLAY... T-THE SAN JOSE SHARKS? HUH... WE CAN'T WIN AGAINST THEM!!! THEY'RE TOOO GOOD
et le buuut, hutson!
>>152391074happy bud1330
HUTSON BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
GG Kitties
>/hawk/>is>/dawg/
>>152391313they've already beat them this season though
you can't teach hands like that! ooohhh baby!
>>152391313time to fire rod (and his bod)
harsh but true
free goal for celebrini
the reffies should use slide whistles
SCAAAARRRRRRRRR
>>152391355I wonder if the scheduling will ever move away from every team playing each other twice. I'm not sure anyone needs two different carolina hurricanes-san jose sharks games per year
>>152391397we need more whimsy, gary
>>152391411lewd
>>152391397YES, and wear clown wigs and makeup >and oversized skates
>>152391363i blame roids and creatine for melting his mind
>>152391411mirin' that neck
>>152391411
SHORKS WIN!!!
OUR San Jose Sharkies :) force fed randy some COCK
oh dear
trb isn't dodging the gay allegations
:DDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MUGAxpI0BcSHARKGODS WE ARE FEASTIN
>>152391420Necessary for dramatic rematches.>>152391411Will they favor us with this twinkservice again or give the necklace to Ned?
Deer meat stew
>>152391543looks lovely on a cold winter night
>>152391543where are the carrots? and onion?that's a boring stew
>gallagher back in the dressing roomwtf happened to him last night
>>152391543whats it taste like? brisket? duck?
If you consult the charts the canes dominated the advanced stats and will be awarded the win.Bravo RodBravo Aho
COLE CAUFIELD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
et le buuut, cutefield!
>>152391492looks like can east is better than can westbut it could be too early to say
SCAAAAAAARRRRRR
>that's a boring stew
>>152391543Deer John Tavares
>>152391566The onion is there. I had no carrots. I added some all purpose flour and made a gravy too
ummm why is the backup finnish?
>>152391492one of our players missed this game because his bag has been missing for 5 days
>>152391666
letang means the tang
>>152391543murderer
>blackout of the only Canadian team playing todaySick and tired of this FAGGOT shit, desu.
>>152391699raped retard
>>152391590If you cook it right, it's very tender. But because it's almost all muscle, it's very springy even though it's tender. Sometimes deer meat can have a very gamey (earthy or metallic) taste. Fortunately this didn't. So I'd compare it to a less flavorful beef.
>>152391703it means the pond he should've been a duck
>>152391543needs ketchup
in cape breton, there's a french town in the western part of the island called grand étang and an anglo community in the eastern part called big pond. that's gotta be more than a coincidence, i reckon
>>152391704Stfu, vegetarian fag.
>>152391756Is that a Canadian thing? I know you guys do ketchup chips. I only use ketchup on fast food burgers (so almost never)
>>152391728Good post
>>152391756
>>152391808Yes. We put ketchup on a lot of things.
>>152391808nah I was just joshin'only freaks would put ketchup in stew. we do like our ketchup chips tho
>>152391796me and dad used to go to big pond beach like every day in the summer when I was a wee lad
>>152391822thanks, man
>>152391808I hate ketchup, modern shit is more sugar than anything!Tomato paste is much better for stew.
>Dalass>Saladd
>>152391456JENI think SIR referenced that in a couple of comics
>>152391543what's it taste like? did you hunt the deer yourself?
>>152391895bud won
that canadian guy is going to have another melty if you're talking about stews and ketchup instead of hockey
they don't have ketchup in sweden
>wotherspoonsounds bri'ish innit
>>152391921See>>152391739My dad's cousin killed it
>>152391974sounds good
>>152391895Ran ten in? That sounds like some kind of got dang pokeman
>>152391959they use lingonberry sauce instead
cold coffee is tied for third (3rd) in EV goals only trailing geekie (fluke) and mackinnon (best in the world)
>>152391995I've had bad deer meat before. So I'm usually skeptical about it and it's definitely not my first choice for meat. But this one turned out pretty good
struble you IDIOT
I'm gonna have an aneurysm watching these bums
>hasb
>>152391959sweaty we eat ketchup all the time
buncha bums
What's everyone's opinion on the 99 jerseys? I like em
i thought dobes was going to have the night off
Habs bros, wtf.
>>152392083Is that bologna?
>>152392083perfectly cooked baloney
>>152391838nice! i dated a girl in hs and her family had a little cottage there. beautiful spot.
>>152392066I gave your mum an aneurysm in her bum last night
>>152392083Italians must hate you >:(
>>152392123that's sliced pac man
FUCK TOUCHDOWN JESUS
mayhem at the bell centre
Has Chychrun been mentioned much for team Canada? Seems like he should be a lock.
habs pp woooooow
too many """men"""
Lets score in this power play.
belle arrêt, binnington
This is the guy huh Monty haters?
demidov what are you DOIN man
>>152392311>according to some retard from buttfuck, alberta
>>152392311hoob?
>>152392336cope, seethe, and while you're at it, dilate
>>152392233
>>152392403Oh i'm sorry I guess should have said vpntard from who gives a fuck, usa
so are the stars changing logo or what? pick one and own it you schizo fucks
>>152392420Raped retard
>>152392336nobody likes any of these dudes
sieg heil
>letting the Rangers win at home
>>152392506and this is why gary will never let the stars into the scf
>>152392463You never heard of a throwback? A lot of teams do it
>>152392481good post
>and this is why gary will never let the stars into the scf
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL GARYTIME
>pulls goalie>scaarsit's that simple
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>152392530Why won't Gary let any Canadian teams win the Stanley Cup?
Why do I feel like the Stars are gonna win the playoffs this year?
SCAAAAARRR
SCAAAAAAARRRRR
>>152392646Because they’re generating the most money this year and Gary will get while the getting is good
garytime in Dallas, Texas
>>152392646Best seller jersey
espn+ has a nice feature now where you can put all the games on the screen at the same time. i sill only watch pwhl thoughever
>gary time Such a rare treat. Thank You, Gary
TROUBA SCAAAAAAAAR
>>152392646i predicted a stors/randies scf going on three years now
kek trouba hits 94mph clapper from top of the circle
>>152392803>mph
>>152392646Mikko's gonna get one of those funny nazem kadri suspensions
>>152392646Cuz Gare hates the NBA (ex lover) and has the chance the stomp an uppity NBA owner (Mavs) into the ground.
>>152392843ya we dont use gayometers
>>152392843retard
reminder that alexis lafreniere is canadian
>>152392843MPH is easier than bagged milk per aboot
>>152392917What a horrible thing to say about somebody
>>152392929Raped retard
>>152392917Sad
So many chances.
>rags
i was just at teh sharks canes game, and i can tell you that celbrini is the real deal. he's not just a punk kid
>>152393074I'm a fan
go otter!
Stars are gonna FUCK this up I can just feel it
>>152392903>>152392910>>152392929>>152393074
fuck these losers I'm not even watching the 3rd
MOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
>>152393138>>152393138>>152393138>>152393138
>>152393074next time you see him tell him i said hi
>>152392646That's a brain tumor
The Stars won.
fuk
>>152393111Glad I was wrong about that. Good job Moose
!!! STARS WIN !!!
dylan won
>>152393126
>the bustling metropolis of Pittsburgh
Pretty good game both teams.
>>152393214thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>152393216get some sleep, Spaniard
>>152393189And otter
>>152393240Thoughts on your team's loss to the Kitties?
>>152393298my team won today, ya raped retard
that's not snow, it's ashthey're burning the cripples
>>152393252Holiday tomorrow.
If you think about the sheer amount of games stars have won because of Mikko Rantanen it’s clear Avs lost the trade if they hate the Stars and want them to lose more.
>>152393334Hanukkah is next week Jew boy
>>152393365jesus celebrated hanukkahgary as well
>>152393152Bro, idk what to tell you. Stars have been doing good this season. And if they keep it up, they might just get a second cup.
>>152393334>On January 8, 1790, President George Washington delivers the first State of the Union address to the assembled Congress in New York City. Washington began by congratulating North Carolina's recent decision to join the federal republic.
lets build the perfect NHL player from the baby genes uphttps://www.herasight.com/
>>152393394Hanukkah is a fake holiday made up by Jews so they ca have a Christmas like holiday in December.
>>152393413Would be strategic. Lots of disgruntled Mavs fans to court
>>152393435Odd odds
>>152393413Many are saying this.
>>152393435perfect NHL goalie
>>152393347He and Johnston understand each other perfectly. It's amazing how well they play together.
>>152393435Give him hypertension for a permanent buff
>>152393506based binnington
johnnys dead bros
>>152393506based lehner
>>152393550Yeah
>>152393550I thought he was marching home?
>>152393550much to the glee of trb
I like the screaming eagle jersey, but I don't like the red helmet
welcome to the gun show
>>152393482There's a reason bro. Do you not remember when they raped the Oilers in November?
>>152393435The CEO of 23AndMe was a Yale women's hockey player she sold my data to the north koreans
>>152393718The oilers were raped in the cold winter of 25.
>>152393732i hope kim makes a clone of me :)
>>152393706zamn
>>152393732Women shouldn't be allowed to play hockey, or go to Yale, or be CEOs, or have contact with North Korea
>>152393678trb openly declaring his unyielding support and admiration for sean higgins was low, even for him
>>152393732was she hot? i rly only care if girls are hot
>>152393830it taught me that no matter how low the bar currently is, trb will find a way to drag it down even more. truly a despicable "person"
Why the hell did Ovi fall down like that?
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>152394005Obligatory https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4mdQgprtESo
>>152393879indeed. as a result it came as no surprise to me that trb is also looking to emulate higgins's driving behavior. just shameless
>>152393747I will never take Skinner seriously after that shitshow.
>>152393831Taylor heise is hot but she somehow also looks exactly like logan mailloux
>>152394130chad lanklet hubby
the blackhawks need some shots and they need some of them to go in the net
i think that's all she wrote, habsbros
what shitters
im liteally watching football r nsad
>>152394305>>152394322rip
>>152394335gay
>chiraq
bros wtf is happening tomorrow morning?!?
Chicago getting shit on
turns out that the only thing the ducks needed to stop being at the bottom of the league was jay woodcroft in the assistant coaching position
Chicago just isn't on anaheims level. Had to injure a goalie to get a win last time
>>152394437they're pretending sharty won't hack us again
>>152394437Scheduled maintenance. It fuckin says right there.
beckett 'toyota celica' sennecke
if mahomes played hockey would he be a center
>>152394473He kinda looks like a duck so it makes sense
There are rerards who still think quick won't be named to team usa
yawning cage for the canadiens
>>152394577I like him more than Jake Otter. Hellashit is technically better but...
WILD CRAZY PREDICTIONS>2026 SCF- Anaheim>2027 SCF- Tampa Bay*>2028 SCF- Sunrise>2029 SCF- Sunrise>2030 SCF- HoustonHow crazy am I?
>>152394667only 1 team in the scf is crazy
>>152394639Is the Joey d'Accord watch over?
Habs are literally dog shit.How do you lose to the Bloos? kek
>>152394577I think at the very least he should be the 3rd goalie. I don't think Swayman is all that and a bag of chips imho
>>152394689no that's the winning team>cause who cares who lost
>>152394694The ghouls from the cord like him
he's got good lips
>>152394714Raped retard
>>152394743for sucking dicks
et le buuuut, spud islander!!
>>152394702They need a vet who has actually won something
still thinking about anon's stew
I'm afraid it's our year, kid.
>>152394758good post
>>152394840he needed some carrots and maybe some garlic>and according to some, tomato paste
>>152394856your year to extend the no milly streak
>and it's kicked
really challenges some popular narratives here
>>152394851Yeah, hope you feel like shit. This is what you get for Thursdays game, fucker.
>>152394840It was pretty good. I could mail you some
ducks getting their revenge on bedard for the last time they played and he taunted their bench and was catty with mctavish
men eat parsnips. carrots are for the fairer sex.
>40 shots on net in the 2nddid the blackhawks D take the day off?
>>152394929sorry, im vegan go kraken
Avs fans seething hard on hfb
>>152394873Other than not having carrots, it was fine. I love spice in my food. So I put a nice helping of cayenne pepper in it
>>152394933Ducks got chicken
Wow some of these games tonight are almost too good to be true
>>152394968My Starsies live rent free in their mindsTheir around the league thread is literally nothing but Dallas Stars discussion
shameful
>>152394980powdered sriracha has been a real game-changer for me
>>152395006Hfboards is all 50 year old computer industry workers with depression. I won't be like that though I'm different
>>152394966He's thinking about getting a Sharpie and some poster board and protesting outside your house, Meat Eater >you're just awful. I bet it was delicious, and that makes it even MORE tragic
>>152395006On some level they know special teams makes the difference and that’s where they can’t beat the Stars. Also Stars have a very good record in the playoffs in Colorado so it’s not like the altitude bothers them much either.
>>152395046raped bitch
>>152394929Oops, sorry, see>>152395046
the rags new announcing crew complains way too fuckin much.
they got two points in toronto. it was a good weekend.
safe to say that this game has gone from bad to worse for the hawks
Ducks#5 Cutter #3 Mctavish#2 Carlsson#3 Sennecke>rags#1 Lafreniere#2 Kakko#7 Andersson#9 Kravstovreally makes u lol
>>152395042I didn't know that was a thing. I've been using a lot of powdered Nashville Hot too
>>152395090Hey that's Brian Boyle. He was one of my favorite Rangers during their Cup run in 14.
>>152395175my favourite boyle moment was when he got mad at larry brooks in the locker room: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVrnMmCf4LM
I don't understand how the NHL refs are worse than in our beer tier league
>>152395234wrong boyle but still a boyle moment and if we're counting that I'll say when he put the puck into his own net in overtime
>>152395175What happened? Did Maloneys fuckin nose finally sniffle off?
>>152395234oh wait that is the wrong boyle kwab
>Crapitals are third in the leagueAre they good or is the rest of the league that bad
My Capies :)LY shutout
>Blackhawks are being out shot 13 to FORTY-THREE THROUGH TWO
Monty hater. Hello??? Hello??? Can you hear me???>rags
i know who my star is
>>152395298probably not going to do that well in the 2nd half of the season but we chillin for now
>>1523953563 of those are shitter dmen problems
>>152395379Where's Mae
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>RAGS
>>152395407Right but when the team gets out shot 40-20 and loses it's Monty's fault.
>>152395412mae is on teh frost
Knights win!
>>152395442both of these tendies are their own problems but tonight wasn't on Dobes
>>152395489broship sunday has officially been salvaged
kekaroo
jakub dumbasš
>>152395046Ahem ahem where is the Russian flag?
remember when montembeault made the rags look good for a single 3rd period
NHL players have to be the worst when it comes to acting in commercials
i'd love to be in an nhl commercial
total blackhawk collapse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9cZyMdIjAMbedard models his game after auston matthews is that a red flag?
IT WAS 6-0
NO DON'T SCORE, YOU'LL JUST MAKE THEM MORE ANGRY
>>152395787what is he, 6 here? and his hairline is already showing signs of receding. it was over before it even began.
Watching the Duchene postgame interview and bros..I think he has amnesia.
>>152395702Gary would be ever so grateful for every jersey you sold > Are you a SAG member, Anon? if not, that's gonna be a huge deal breaker, the NHL only accepts union members for commercials
Two loser points counts as much as two winner points!
>>152395787here's one from a real starhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iKCDddgy1s
>>152395882He keeps re-iterating that the more he plays the more he thinks things will start to come back to him. That’s not a normal thing to say after 7 weeks when you’ve been skating at every practice
marko dano might the weakest player in the nhlpa
Get to see my beloved Sharkies Don’t care if they lose. I get to see martini celebrini and the fresh prince of bel air
>>152395937that's approximately 90 bigmacs worth of tickets
lacombe means the comb
No, Nick Suzuki does not drive a Suzuki. He owns a high-end Audi RS Q8, valued at approximately $140,000, which reflects his refined tastes. The name "Suzuki" in his name is a family surname, not related to the automobile brand.
>>152395937How much is that in real dollars?
>>152395937>Canadian teams are so bad that Canadians are cheering for the San Jose SharksYou can't make this stuff up
>>152396092i'm lusty for celebrini
>>152396055checks out>so Suzuki is like "Smith" in Japanese
>>152396197ask it which player it thinks has the best bussy in the league
>>152396234No; you can ask Google that silly question
>>152396172Who in their right mind isn't lets be honest here
Sharks fanbase>Racist>Hispanic>Gay Canadian>Belgian >Latvian>Giga-Ubermensch (Me)
>>152396253it's not that silly desu
>>152396234Bussi
>>152396259trb said celebrini is too old for his taste>right mindoops nvm
>>152396267and gary did smile at how diverse the fanbase is
>>152396270"bussy" isn't a real word; that's silly enough
>>152396267Atleast theres no moon crickets in the fanbase
>>152396197Is he rletaded to canadian science man David Suzuki? I saw him once walking at the beach in Vancouver
>>152396358yes it says so in the image
The term "best bussy" in hockey circles (especially on forums like HFBoards, Reddit, and X) is mostly a running meme/joke that refers to players with the gay/bi hockey fan community (or just shitposters) find the most attractive from behind — basically "best butt" but phrased in AAVE/internet slang. It’s 90% memes, 10% thirst.As of late 2025, the players who consistently top the unofficial “bussy power rankings” according to the depraved corners of Hockey Twitter, r/hockeymemes, r/hockeyplayersgw, and various group chats are roughly:Jeremy Swayman (Boston) – Still the undisputed champion. The 2024–25 goalie pants are doing ungodly things and the internet will not shut up about it.Quinn Hughes (Vancouver) – The wagon he’s dragging behind him is criminal for a 5'10" defenseman.Matthew Tkachuk (Florida) – Playoff bubble 2023 + 2024 Cup run photos cemented him as a perennial top-tier pick.Juraj Slafkovský (Montreal) – 20-year-old Slovak tree trunk thighs + the Montreal market thirst machine = unstoppable.Connor Bedard (Chicago) – Turned 20 this year and the lower-body gains are apparently catastrophic. Gen Z is not okay.Mason Marchment (Dallas) – Absolute dump truck. Stars fans and opponents alike have admitted defeat.Luke Hughes (New Jersey) – Inherited the family asset and then doubled it.Jamie Drysdale (Philly, formerly Anaheim before) – The Anaheim Philly trade somehow made it even more pronounced.Trevor Zegras (Anaheim) – Still in the mix because the Michigan goals distract you from the fact he’s carrying a whole bakery.Honorable mentions that rotate in and out: Macklin Celebrini (already, Cole Caufield (surprisingly strong lower body for his size), Seth Jarvis, Wyatt Johnston, and basically any young guy who squats heavy.
>>152396389>90% memes, 10% thirst.speak for yourself
Love that mask
>>152396389jen
>>152396389>No Matthews>No Bussi
>50 SOG vs 16Holy shit lmao
/hoc/more like /fucking gay/ kek
>>152396389hockey ass is real
>>152396445thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>152396451soderblom has seen so much rubber you'd think he's a road that motorized vehicles drive on
>he has Xmas during the summerLmao
>>152396451the entire team owes the goalie an apology
>>152396549soderblom has seen so much rubber you'd think he's the ass of a /cric/ poster
>>152396587kek true
>>152396451How Soderblom hasn't let more goals in is a fucking miracle cause normally this guy fucking sucks
ducks win!
>>152396621
Lying down on my left side causes me to have to get up and take a Marner
>>152396566Christmas in July was a popular thing back in the day. The tradition still contiues because they play Hallmark christmas movies during July now
>>152396389I wonder if Jack ever gets insecure about his inadequacy.Mack surprised a lot of professional buttwatchers in the Judi Jupiter video. He can normally rely on matte blacks and Will to hide his power level.
I hope that one shitcongo ref-faggot is crying himself to sleep again.
>trb makes shitty AI post>replies to it 5 times on vpn
>>152395239There is a netflix documentary about nba refs rigging the game. Garys refs do the same thing
>>152396917Lets see you make a good ai post
>>152396637how exciting :3
>Schizo is still obsessing over his non existing boogeyman
>Dylans and Randys won today
Huomenta but the opposite
>>152396714Adult Swim used to do Christmas in December
>>152397105randys got smoked
>>152396964>>152397066kek trb gets caught vpnfagging and starts seething. tale as old as time
>>152397121imagine losing to the sharks
yeah bedard is going to have to wait another year to make playoffs
>>152397129but not as old as trb kwarb
>>152397129>YOU'RE TRBOk, schizo. Whatever you say.
dreading monday lads
>>152396267And an Australian.
>>152396267I miss Belgium
>>152397236My team plays tomorrow so I'm actually looking forward to it.
>>152397304that is something to look forward to :)
>>152396677we don't call those that here now
>>152397328yes we do
What does trb stand for
>>152397368cope no we don't we call them nicolas roys also the knights and carter hart won toknight *dabs*
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