2-0 Aus9 days till the next testTime for a quick getaway
this is the thread
Cheteshwar Pujara, father of convicts
>>152389751notice this behaviour on reddit as wellbindians trying to force themselves into the conversation
Crazy that Crawley appears to be the far more competent opener for Eng
Having a giggle at this>Amid the celebrations for Smith's unbelievable catch to remove Will Jacks, which broke England's belated resistance on the fourth day, there was a reminder of some of what Australia were missing in this match. The drinks carriers had 871 Test wickets between them: the somewhat overqualified pair of Pat Cummins and Nathan Lyon.
YFO
>>152389649>scheduling a test to start on a WednesdayThey retarded or something? They probably won't get a Sunday, and possibly not a Sat
Why did this make him seethe violently and uncontrollably
Skull was calling for Kellaway to open in game 3 and pushing Head down to 5 againLove that we will now be treating the rest of the series as a chance to blood in players
>Lyon deserved to be dropped because he didn't take no wicketsMight as well drop the number 6 batsman after winning a match by 7 wickets
Reminder eng shijtters played the pooslime terrorist offie for 2 years because they thought he'd suit convict pitches only to drop him at the eve of muh ashes
>>152390717playing Neser turned out to be totally fine - 5 in the 2nd innings plus occupied the crease late on day 2 and which was valuableenabling Carey to keep up to the stumps was also subtle but massiveI feel like Lyon wouldve been equally valuable but Bailey can feel 100% comfortable with his decisionalso Lyon needs to grow the fuck up and not throw tantrums in the media - what an absolute child
>>152390666checked and shartpilled
>>152389649dumb ginger cunt
>>152390717That wasn't why they dropped LyonThey just thought Spin wouldnt come into the game as the first test had england only last 30 odd overs both inningsIt would have been handy to have him the other day sure, but still wasnt needed
>final day highlights at da gabba>bigger crowd at windies vs peeweesLol great "rivalry" you got there
christmas boat party is being turned into a lunch at a nice establishment due to the upcoming storm this weekmy prayers have been answered it seems
>>152390871Jacks was prob your 4th best batsperson this game after Root, Stokes and CrawleyGood selection in my opinion
>>152391256It was obvious to anyone who had to suffer watching Bashit for the last 2 years. Credit also to Bails for not selecting Lyon for this test it was a call made knowing he'd get heat either way
we could be watching cricket today if englel could play cricket good
Gabba highlightshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8rQ0vZrrdYNQQT-zSaDToZP7jFD_Fvhf
>we are going to round around in figure eights and over little jumps just to try and switch onso this is the power of the english cricket coaching team I feel like they're going to win the next three tests now
>>152391517I dont watch domestic english cricketlooks like he has a good head on his shoulder tho, handling the cauldron well
>say something negative about indians>get bannedthin (& brown) skinned cucks
>>152390110>bindians trying to force themselves into the conversationmany such casescolonial hangover aka daddy issues
>>152390666What did the wet fart sound like?>Sq-Welsh!
turn on spaz mccuckem when?
reckon zachy isn't as unathletic as everyone on /cric/ saysbouldering looks easy but it's actually quite hard if any of you lot have tried it (not a sport and very reddit thoughbeit)
>hey watch me do this v3 its all about finger and grip stre-*heems you*
How the fuck did a tail ender make 77. That makes no sense
zachy/paki got butthurt at the poster and cried to the mods about it
>>152392070why doesn't he man up and go climb outside
>>152392275i imagine its like cycling on a stationary bike rather than cycling outdoors. it's virtually the same exercise but in conditions that are really easy to simulate, with none of the drawbacks of the real thing.
feel free to YFO me idc, i'm not trolling or anything just honestly curiousi got into cricket after the 2019 world cup and 2019 ashes and watched most of the 2 ashes after that but i havent kept up that much with test cricket besides thatwhat's wrong with england? are australia just that much better or is it tactical errors from england
cricket is just a summer activity hereaustralia is OBSESSED with cricket
yfo mate
australia really need to get more hobbies lmaonation of beach bums that just play cricket all day and ban instagram. got nothing else going for them really just a load of shit animals that'll kill you
>>152392425home-wogball-pub-homethe grim bong life
I am becoming indifferent toward cricket and I fear that the reason may be bazball.
>convict barking and frothing at his sunburnt lipsOnly do it to the only team they fear
>>152393071um yeah whats the issue here
Just spotted the barmy army down at the local crying pond
>>152393071sounds based
>>152393145me on the left
poor england
>>152393145kino
bongs have 7 more days until they have to move to reddit lol
>>152393437nah you will still see some UK flags here.
its ironic that steve smith has more english lineage than jofra archer
> 4chan will be down for scheduled maintenance at 11AM EST on Monday the 8th Looks like they're setting up the Aus government filter. Was fun watching the cricket with you guys.
>>152391860SO true bunch of gutless seething faggots are these janniesbe cool if they all slipped over and broke their necks iykwim haha
>>152391860English jannies strike again.
that's only the second time I've seen someone not called micksperg use that dire ''''''''meme'''''''first time was bard in what I suspect was an ill judged moment
>>152393861micksperg stole it matehe has never come up with something original
Would you Aussies give up this Ashes series, if it meant Oscar winning the driver's championship this year? I'd definitely take the reverse offer, but then again, I don't give a shit about F1.
>>152391860It's really odd how that happens isn't it?Certain man constantly posts off-topic stuff as well and yet appears to be here daily...?
SCARRRRRRRRRRRR
The KING is back
>>152393931Geelong beating Hawthorn (AFL - Preliminary Final - Friday) was the last time anything good happened sport wise.It's all been downhill since then, Baku happened on that same weekend. Even winning the Ashes is boring since England are so shit.Wouldn't change it.
lads what if sacky b/shitjeet is actually a filthy jannie?could it be possible?how could one (subhu)man be so endlessly objectionable
>oï m8
why is blud hugging a pole??? lmao
>>152393931didnt even know australia had an f1 driver until a month ago when they said he could win the title dont care about f1 either, not a sport
>>152394908refuse to believe thisit was actually in the first half of the year that peak piastri title hype occurred, he fell off ever since then
>17 tests>15 defeats>0 wins
>sitting down and turning a steering wheel >a sport
The only form of racing i view as a sport and respect is rally drivingThat is where the real drivers go and where the most skilled drivers are
i prefer my sportsmen to pull off incredible athletic feats.such as pic related.
Rally is too dangerous for the kind of engineering that goes into formula tho.
>>152395404>noooooo I need more downforce so I dont go flying in the air>rallychad: send me skyward engineersan
>>152395550
>>152394956Australia has ONE Formula1 race on free to air.The Australian Grand Prix was 9 months ago, we had Piastri and Doohan racing and they both did shit. If you didn't specifically follow it, no one know anything about either of them outside of a maybe 10 second blurb during the sport section.
what do the ashes actually do?
Growing up, I knew one of Stig Blomqvist's sons through some friendsHe never mentioned his dad was the Stig, very very humble about it really
all forms of motorsport are gay except for grass roots independent drag racing
>>152394956Nah, most of the country learned Piastri existed when he was banned from Las Vegas and it made the news. Niche sport followed by the few and the rich
>half way through an ashes series>/cric/ is talking about motorsportwow cricket really fell off
every time i heard that name i thought people were talking about that one leg south african guy
>>152395863
big bash waiting room
>/cric/more like /cringe/
>>152396226crisp whichever room the misso happens to be in before the ABs lose iykwim haha
>>152396420Sorry mate, it's singles only night at /cric/
>>152396461keen for a hookup then lad?
>>152389649MODES OF DISMISSAL POWER RANKINGS1. Run out2. c.&b.3. b.4. Stumped**POWER GAP**5. lbw6. Hit wicket7. b. c.8. Hit the ball twice**POWER GAP**9. Obstructing the field10. Timed out11. Retired
>>152396912hit wicket being below the power gap is just wrongarguably the most kino after run out also run out differs so much depending on how its affectedbowling collecting a throw and taking the bails off is giga low compared to the kino that is a diving underarm direct hit
>>152397167Yes anon, this obviously differs depending on the specifics.For 'hit wicket', I was thinking of the anti-climactic 'steps backwards trying to hook and trops on his stumps' rather than the much greater 'gets clanged in the helmet and falls over backwards right through the wicket'.
>>152397316feel like the most common hit wicket is when they try to protect their wickets from a defensive shot that looks like itll bounce back onto the stumps, soiling their own castlewhich is also kino enough for above the power gapfeel like trod on one's own stumps is the least frequent hit wicket dismissal but I have no data to back any of this up at all
>>152396912it’s clean bowled number one for menothing as visually and aurally aesthetic as seeing some poor shlub trying to block at a ball and have it clean sweep middle stumpbails flying, bowler and team mates up in the air, crowd goes wild, pure kino and quintessential cricketeering the rest of the list is pretty good though
>>152397167>bowling collecting a throw and taking the bails off is giga low compared to the kino that is a diving underarm direct hitNah, the confusion between the batsmen is what makes a runout kino, not some fielder hitting a stump on a tight single.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvJT6cvIhwEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysXpFK1SJXghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdyk3CdxEqQ
clean bowled when it makes a nice *TONK* sound
>>152397917
>>152397917happens to the best of ushttps://youtu.be/-Af96FM6j6E
Why is it called TEST cricket?
>>152398212Nah sorry mate, no mix up so no kino
>>152398212>Test matchJust bad running desu.
>>152398286OHHYESSSGAZZZAAALOVELYMAAAAATE
finally the test cricket is over and we can play real cricket
>>152396912>10. Timed outCould be kino shithousery.>Batting team needs to survive until the end of play>Very slow to send their batsman out to try and delay the game>Fielding team goes for timed out>(Touring) batting team throwing a shitfit over something>Refuses to take the field>Fielding team appeals for timed out>Diplomats are called to try and ease tensionsBasically, it needs to be against subcontinent teams.
>>152398764think SL did this to Ind recently
>McCullum has made Trescothick into a janny that sweeps up in the press conferenceI can't wait for the book detailing just how much funny shit has gone on behind the scenes. I'd love to hear in detail how Ben Stokes told Ollie Robinson to go fuck himself.
unironically think a Woakes type would fit well into their teamsome good ol top of off bowling
>>152399530>top of off bowlingDoesn't survive in the modern bazball world of modern cricket. Would get carted.
>>152399309tbf, if I'm Ben Stokes and Ollie Robinson tries to talk to me about ANYTHING, I'm telling him to go fuck himself.
>>152398212Then that retard has the audacity to sit in the comms box and criticise shot selection. Absolutely dogshit.
>>152397917>Smash two huge boundaries>Your retarded partner almost runs himself out on a no-run, and then actively scorches you by not watching the run IN THE FUCKING FINAL OVER OF A FUCKING WORLD CUP GAMEHoly shit, surely Klusner belted the absolute fuck out of Donald the moment they got into the room
>>152399734Was entirely Klusener's fault going for that run.
>>152399762It would have been tight, but if Donald goes straight away, they win. You wouldn't for that in the 5th over, but that's an easy choice when you need one run to win, one wicket in hand and 3 balls left.
>>152399792>It would have been tightKlusener would've been out by 3+ metres on a direct hit, the only way to survive a direct hit is Donald staying in his crease.In fact, the only way to survive that run would be if it WAS a direct hit with Donald staying in his crease. Would've delayed the ball enough that he could've gone for the run.>that's an easy choice when you need one run to win, one wicket in hand and 3 balls left.3 balls left being the key point here.
test
>>152399831did you see the fielders throw? wouldve been a goated direct hit flicking perpendicular to the way he was movingalso definitely not out by 3mhe didnt even dive because he could see it was missingeasy single, Donald fucked it
Stokes and Jacks not upping the RR during the first session of day 4 was a terrible misplayThry should have known that batting under lights was gonna be tough and where it would end for them
>>152399042the bangas did it to sir lanka in the '23 wc timing out angelo mathews. no instances of it in test yet
>>152400003>also definitely not out by 3mYou're right, would've been about 5m.
>"I said last night, 'we are where we are'. We talked about taking the scoreboard out of the equation," Stokes said. "Nothing's guaranteed in life, and nothing's guaranteed in sport, but as long as you walk out there and think in your head, 'I'm going to fight all the way to the end here', that's all you can focus on>"What you saw from me and Will Jacks was me saying, 'anyone who's got responsibility left in this game, just show fight'. Sometimes, that doesn't show in the output of what you're trying to do. It's all in the mind.">"We are a much better team at applying it than we are at absorbing it at the moment"
lmaoing at Englel>Australia have outperformed England across every main batting metric in the first two Tests: they have lost a wicket every 50.3 balls to England's 32.9; they have averaged 38.20 runs per wicket to England's 22.77; and they have even outscored England, going at 4.55 per over to England's 4.15. Really, this is barely even Bazball Lite.
>>152400100Imagine it happening to an Indian. The chimpout would be legendary.
The English Cricket Team is a travelling B Grade Comedy troupe that have decided to tour Australia.Australia thanks them for the giggles they have brought this festive season.And amazingly this tour happened to coincide with another English group, the Comedy singing act called The Barmy Army, who sing in the face of defeat, who sing when their heroes are failures, who sing when they know they will eventually have to go home to their miserable, drab country, gives us Australians hope that we still are the lucky country, but our Cricket Team doesn't rely on luck, we rely on aggression, skill and inner strength.
one, two, three, & four. yep not reading
What does a "galvanised" english cricket team look like?Will they win a test match?
>>152391205That would infuriate me, because if it were on a boat I can say that I get extremely seasick and shan't be attending.
imagine hanging around people you work with when you dont have to
>>152396912Retired (instead of Retired hurt) is absolute gigachad #1 with a bullet. You have to be:1) An asshole2) Have 200+ runs already.3) Be in a position to NOT declare.
>>152401350thisbasically saying to the opposition that you are finding it quite boring to smack it around for runs and would rather let the other guys have some funit is such a power move against the opposition
>>152396912>steve waugh uses a nightwatchmanHmmmm.
>inb4 reddithere is the post match interview Channel 7 had with McCullum yesterdayhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/1pgfc9b/england_coach_debriefs_on_the_second_test_the/
can anyone prove that mccullum actually exists?
>>152398764>subcontinentSo englel? Europe is subby c of the Asia plate filled with your proto-subhooman convicts. India, that is Bharat, is it's own continent. >>152400102Thieving convicts always forget 03 should be rescinded for cheating goodfernothin' convicts using illegal bats>>152401026A peoples of failure
>>152401378steve waugh wasn't captain in 1994 /cric/ historylet
>>152401534>the captain will ask the player, not force it.
Carey moving up to the stumps was an elite big brain moment Reckon hes one of the best keepers for us ever desu
/cric/, we have been invited to a very wicked party
>>152401583do I look like the kind of man who goes to very wicked parties
prefer a wicket party haha
>>152397917>surely Lance Klusener has to stay on strikeI love how it's so tense the South African commentator forgets the scores are level when Donald was almost run-out. >>152399734Klusener panicked. Should never have gone for the run. He should have gone down the other end after the near-run out and said "Stay in your crease and don't move. If I hit the ball past the infield you will be able to jog a single so don't do anything stupid." Then if he still hadn't done it in the 3rd, 4th & 5th balls only then he would go and say "run in with the bowler, stay alongside and then sprint because we have to run no matter what."It was bad cricket.Donald couldn't leave the crease because Klusener was never going to make it, and even if he ran as soon as the ball missed the stumps, the ball got down the other end with wickets broken in 2.6 seconds, he would have been out, a guy like Donald wasn't going to be running a single in anything less than 3 seconds, and probably even slower because of having his back turned facing the wrong way.
if you're ben stokes how do you even motivate your team for the next game
>>152401769convince the team form a secret rebellion against mcullum and play on their own terms. old school test cricket, completely ignore all direction from baz the spaz
truthnuke: test cricket is better than ODI cricket but there's never been an individual test match as good as that SA/Aus 99 semi
the aus flags on here all used to hate carey but now they all love himthey all used to love cam green but mostly hate him now
>>152401769more golf
Nuketruths:GBT > muh ashes2001 Eden Gardens > 2005 EdgbastonAgree 99 SF is still the most captivating ODI
>>152395361>by the power of greyskull
>>152401813never rated greenalways rated carey because hes an alf CHAD
>>152401416you have to go back
does carey have a beer named after him though
>>152401783this but unironically, go out on your own terms either you win and prove bazshit is for spastics or you lose but at least you tried playing cricket
>>152401769Prossies
>>152401769Take away their golf clubs until they win
>It has now been unearthed that Caribbean full blood Englishman Archer said Smith “likes to play shots when there’s not much on the scoreboard”.>It was an baffling comment from the disappointing quick, given it came at a hopeless stage of the match from a bowlsman who has struggled to hit top speed in this series outside of the first innings in Perth.>Smith showed his wit was faster than Archer's bowling and instantly replied: “You bowl fast when there’s nothing going on, you stupid f***ing n****r.”>Smith has been dropped from the team and is set to have a bail hearing on the 15th of January 2026 following his arrest yesterday for the comments he made on the pitch.
>Baz:"I felt like we actually over-prepared"
Oh yeah. Speaking of being based: I saw this gem while reading Pale Fire sarvo:
>NNNNOOOO YOU CANT BOWL FAST AT ME IM A PWECIOUS WIDDLE PWINCESS
>>152402027Why does Smith hate black people so much? Is he afraid of that they might steal his wicket?
>>152401350>2) Have 200+ runs already.Is this an actual requirement or headcanon?
>>152401769Win and we'll return to Ginza on me.
>>152402027holy shit
watching slow horses, enjoying it quite a bit. fuck yourself
>>152402048He's just trolling. 10/10 banter, riled up Broad and Ponting something fierce.
>>152402131Ponting was holding his laughs though m8
>>152402027If they just showed the interaction on the broadcast, I would have said there's a non-zero chance that the autist Steve Smith called Archer a black cunt. He's that level of spastic where you genuinely wouldn't know what could come out of his mouth.
>>152402071>upon which Assistant Professer Misha Gordon, a red haired musician, had roundly remarked that 'of course, God might choose His people but man should choose his expressions'GONE GOTTEM, FUCK OFF. PROFESSOR H'S GUEST IN SHAMBLES
Since 1960, there have been 11 men with a surname of 'Smith' who have played Test cricket for England or Australia.Here they are, in probable batting order:1 Smith2 Smith3 Smith4 Smith5 Smith6 Smith7 Smith8 Smith9 Smith10 Smith11 Smith
>engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL
>>152402200like your work m8well worth the 24 hour wait to see this
Guess the English player
insane that this didn't happen for nearly 100 years>Steve Smith is the first player to hit a six for the winning runs in an Ashes Test since Wally Hammond in Sydney in 1933
>>152402182crisp list 7th should be higher but he had a bunch of injuries :(
>>152402217cuckett
>>152402097No, headcanon. It's only happened like twice in any high level cricket in an "I'm tired of beating the shit out of you" when a couple of Sri Lanka players did it.
>>152402306nope
we simply shouldn't be losing to a team with literal whos like Neser and Doggettobviously it's a mental thing rather than a skill issue
>>152402365poope
>>152402426yepi was kinda shocked to see his stats nglhe really is a minnow basher
>>15240244963 against SA is pretty good though
>weGet back to yer golf Ben
>>152402465they had some alright players back then but it definitely wasn't the team they are nowscorecard was from a 2022 match they lost
>Norris sings Sweet Caroline in Abu Dhabi nightclub as newly-crowned king of F1 basks in triumphgrim
>Hey I'm Neil Diamond, woah is that an 11 year old girl, time to write a song about fuckingWhat did he mean by this?
Just doing some pondering on how differently the test would have played had Stokes declared on day 1 when they were 9 down.It could have been the English laughing at us instead.
>>152402568You tell us mate you seem to know more about it than us
>>152402568sounds like britjeet, minus the complete lack of musical talent
dont care what you joyless retards say crowds at sporting events singing sweet caroline will always be kino
wrong
>dont care what you joyless retards say crowds at sporting events singing sweet caroline will always be kino
ynr zachary 'the declaration was sound' bowenhe (rightfully) stopped sharing his dire cricketing takes after that
>>152402582So you're saying britjeet has musical talent?
has zachy been watching the current ashes series?
would have won if bairstow could catch
>>152402589>dont care what you joyless retards say crowds at sporting events singing sweet caroline will always be kinodeano my son
>>152402596I truly think this was the point bazball came crumbling down
>>152402608that was the start of bazball
actually no it wasn't what am I on about lmaodo NOT fucking >> me
it's simply a really annoying shit song
more proof zachy's music taste is on point
oh have a day off bnoz
>>152402611So i was rightReally was the start of bazball crumbling down
sitting watching some guy get arrested outside my housebig and tough looking dude but hes crying pretty hard - told the cops they were messing with the wrong guy and that his boys would shoot themkept screaming that she hit him first, so going to assume hes being arrested for DV
>>152402611actually pic rel was the moral start of Bazball. defeat looked certain but then root and bairstow batted like its an ODI and somehow averted a big defeat. unfortunately, it gave bazball fantasists incredibly high standards (also why certain men whose parents abandoned pakiland are obsessed with that word).at best, bazball is a situational tactic when you have the bat in the fourth innings - like charging with a bayonet when you have no ammo left at the end. it can't be utilised successfully as the basis for an entire cricketing strategy - that is, at the start of new test, at the start of a new day, and especially not at the start of a new series.
>>152402729sounds like a nice area you live in mate
>>152402723Love how Inglis goes straight to carey
>>152401929yeah think this is itcant have baz involved in the change of style either - think he really needs to be treated like a judas goat that they can generate seething rage from
>>152402744first thing ive seen in a couple years of living here - its certainly no mt druitt but its also no rosebay
>>152402723honestly dont remember him dropping one while he was up to the stumpsfor me its the bouncers he took, didnt make them look too hard but its a long way to get up when someone's bowling 135
>>152402751very nice observation
>>152402723>Australia had no reviewsWhy did Stokes walk?
>>152402904what is the consensus over there about him? to lose 2 games in such a fashion any other sport the fans would be out for his scalp
>>152402904cunt coping hard to keep his job and ticket sales going
>>152402964This isn't football kek, 95% of the country don't know who he is.
>>152402904Think he similarly overprepared for the World Cup final when he was still playing.
>>152391203english cowardice
>>152402964In the cricketing world, I'd say it's largely negative. Attacking cricket or whatever Bazball is meant to be is great when it works but it doesn't work often enough to be supported.
>>152402991>>152403093ta for the replies
>>152402964most people here don't care about cricketnot heard anyone at work talk about it yet
I remember two years ago one August night I was accosted in the street in the dark after driving back with a car I had purchased earlier in the evening, to be asked by a couple of middle aged men what I thought of bazball (I was wearing an England white). They were aghast when I criticised it. Literally agape, they were not expecting it. I said it's not cricket let alone a sustainable strategy. I wonder now if they think back to the night they stumbled forth from the pub to ask strangers in the street about cricket each time England lose a test.
>>152402904That plus stokes>"I prefer to train to dominate not train to train."quote I've seen floating around explains why they were so blatantly not match fit. The work ethic in the poms team just isn't there. Frankly with the general direction I hear english cricket is headed and the mentality of this team I wonder how many more ashes there'll be. Feels a bit like they're dying as a cricketing force. They don't even seem to give a damn that they're getting absolutely pasted by a mediocre australian side during the ashes, shit's so over.
zachy just reported the post bullying him in the other /cric/lmao
>>152402751yeah based, knows how hard he's working
>>152402589imagine believing this
>>152402589hungry jacks has an ad on the telly right now calling soft drinks, soda unironically so singing sweet caroline and sweet home virgina or whatever it is in a cricket stadium, is the least of our worries I remember I used to cop shit about calling out Americanissssssation ITT, now we're going to be America without any of their rights or constitution and that unironically spells the death of cricket and the acceptance of gridiron and /ausgrid/ sound fucking horrible
>>152403164Thing with the Ashes, it's probably the same there, they start bigging it up years prior. It's too integral to the test cricket calendar to be dropped. But a lot of the old guard are dying off, buried wearing their MCC ties, and test in general becomes less important every year so the Ashes will die along with test here rather than via England not wanting any part of specifically the Ashes.
>>152403165What, this one?>>>/b/943421122
>>152403219the fact that the trophy is some gaudy crystal piece of shit doesn't help either, you show people a cum stained urn and inside of it is tangible history it means something, you show kids some crystal whatever who gives a fuck the urn is a wonder which sparks a deeper meaning and thoughts about our countrys connection and history and community, now it makes sense why it was replaced
many a sport have diedthings changenothings permanent
i think england and Pakistan should become one team
>>152403254When people who have no clue about cricket ask what ashes means, then you have to tell them no-one really knows what those ashes were but we do know that whatever they were, bails or otherwise, they've spilled out so many times due to incidents that they no longer are that. Has a real history attached to it.
>>152403254like why? why have the crystal shit
>>152403254>>152403302I thought the little urn wasn't allowed out of a museum or something? Recall England refusing to hand it over like 20-30 years ago """"because it's too fragile"""".
>>152403346based me when I broke my friends tamagotchi he lent me
even if adelaide goes to day 5 it will be the quickest england have ever lost the ashes in history
who is the weak man (or men) Ben Stokes implied was currently in the team?
>>152403496watching live Brook, Archer, Smith, Ducket all looked extremely rattledOllie pope isn't even mentally weak he's just dogshit and always has been
is the whole making brainlet comments a part of the bazball strategy? like just saying things like 'we overprepared' and 'we need to travel, have fancy lunches and play golf' being a way to get press / public distracted from the performance?
>>152403496Australian media will be the ones to ask him this (they famously don't hold their own players to account)
>>152402599Kek gottem what a dumb fucking engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL shitter*whistles Soul Limbo*
Engerlund can't play cricket. Ashes is now literal ashes.
>>152403296I have thought before that surely a team got so drunk after winning it they’ve opened it and god knows what’s happened, tried to patch it up etc
>>152403978Suspect you could be britjeet though given the last line in which case kill yourself
see >>152390110
and see >>152403222
>>152402589...nonce.>>152403476HowLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLLing
>>152403973Would be in India, that is Bharat's favour if Jazzy B had a modicum of support. Still mad he goat'd the last series and the rest fluffed it
I am definitely not gay
I fucking love porn
>t-the ashes isn't even a big series anymore!>and that's exactly why I've already spent more hours posting here during this series than any eng or aus flag did during any poo tour of australiamakes you think
>>152404843Truthnuke.They are welcome to stop watching it anytime.
>>152404843shitjeetsisters....
>>152404843truthnuke so big it heemed the whole site. how will grimdia recover?
Reminder shitjeet didn't make a single post during the last edition of the much vaunted "BGT"
>>152404895>>152404985>>152405167samefagalso cricket is only for posh cunts and benders
Are England good at cricket?
>s-samefagtook this jeet hours to come up with this as a defence lmao
morning
How do I become a Kiwiphile?
step 1: yfo yourself
4 toiling days left until the 5th lads
>>152405701morning mate
>>152406414>>152406438Gonna have a melty if I don't mateys?
just went to see 'It was just an accident'(2025)6/10
I'll wait for asmongold's review
very typical of a foreign language/cannes film dialogue heavy and very eager to portray the country/make commentary on in itnot exactly a film that will stay with you
finally saw anora the other day. wasn't that goodcertainly nobody dethroning the kino from '17 any time soon I'll tell you that
Alex Peter Deveraux Carey
morning lads
*let's out big fart* sorry lads just got back from lunch with a hot date and have been holding it in
>>152408074hope you took your pants off first
Any cricket on?
>>152408074got a nice rug for you if the fart evolves mate
>>152407874broadys a bit of good cunt reckon >we should poach him seems to be enjoying australia too
>>152407874I reckon Dave is standing on a chair in this pic
>>152405545>"i AcTuAlLy ThInK wE oVeRtRaInEd!"
>>152403496it sounded like he could have been having a go at mccullum in the post game interview
>76 runs required>7 wickets left>27 runs>4 wickets>lose by 6 runsThe bargin bin GBT aka muh ashes were lost here
Back from an OP sesh. Mate plays in a league and they were short so why not? Was fun but you have to have your wits about you playing with deanos, megged one and he left his leg in now i'm icing my thigh. They asked me to play in their cup game tomorrow
>>152409481yeah, on penis sesh lol
Think i am starting to notice somethingYou often hear more about bad coaches then good/average onesI hear more from or about McCullum than whoever Australias coach is I guess winning just kinda keeps the focus on the team and not the staff that surround it
>>152402904keKkkk baz has completely bamboozled English cricketeering for a generation or twofitting payback for 2019*gotta luff it injjit
>convict humourVERY high brow
>>152409822it's like a good umpire - when theyre doing their job they're barely noticeable
>>152408570surely hes in the /bbl/ team
>>152403144>Long on>Random racismI don't get it
>>152407874
>>152409780Howling
all christmas movies are reddit
nah die hard and its a beautiful life (1946) are kino
HAANDSTOUCHIN HANDSREACHIN OOUT TOUCHIN ME TOUCHIN YOUUUUUUUDUN DUN DUN
>>152407874lgm
Today's kino
>>152406662cris'
>>152403144nice arse on the brunette lass bottom right pretty thicc for 1949 I reckon
there was a whole gallery of pics by the way
>Hazlewood out of Ashes, Cummins confirmed for Adelaide
>>152413185Imagine those sausage fingers up your arse
someone please! save the ashes!
Lunch. Golden nugget kybong
>>152411163very womanly glasses on that broad
>>152413185Convicts can't pull off the moustache. Leave it to Indian /mucchibros/
Isa Guha’s post work-out sweaty arse and lower back lads
>>152413706do the indians still use beard thickener before the start of play every day?there was a period where it looked like they had taken to their faces with a vivid LMAO
>>152413344Phwoar
based Merv has the only cricketing moustache that bears discussionall others are frauds and imposterssimple as
>>152409868Yeah hes in the SEN team for the BBL
>>152414290>
>>152413344looks shit mate, rested the steak far too long, over easy eggs are poor mans sunny side up look rubbery too, chips look alright
>>152414914t. Dogfood chef
>>152415195looks like beef from an old dairy cow too not quality
hes prob a bit out of sorts these days, but eng are missing Ollie Robinson
>>152415644Reckon picking aldi smith over foakes is a monumental fuck up look at how much influence carey had over the game purely with his keeping, nesers kind of average but with carey up at the stumps bazball isnt possible
>>152415644
>>152415856reckon they're not bowling full enough for foakes to keep up at the stumps>>152415881theyre 7 wins / 4 losses with robinson in the team since baz started
not saying youre wrong about foakes - Smith is failing under the ashes pressure cooker. but I also understand he was scoring a lot of runs before the series so understand the call
>be me, glued to the Ashes in 2025 like a fat slag to her OnlyFans>Aussies dominating harder than a roo on steroids, England folding like a cheap deckchair>Stokes the eternal wanker, swinging like he's got Parkinson's, gets out for a duck every innings>Root? More like Cunt, can't score a run without crying about "muh mental health" breaks>Aussies? Cummins bowling thunderbolts, probably doped up on vegemite and kangaroo jizz>Smith the autistic alien, batting like he's hacking the matrix, ugly as sin but unkillable>England fans seething, "it's the weather's fault" cope harder you pommie bastards>Bring back the old days when sledging meant calling someone a poof, not this PC bullshit>Ashes? More like Asses, England's getting reamed raw down under>seethe eternal, /sp/, your convict overlords own you>picrel: my cat pissing on an England cricket helmet
>le weakest aussie side since blah blah blahname a stronger test team at the moment >muh saonly won the wtc off a coin toss and weather manipulation from sneaky bongs
Bro just learnt how to greentext smdh
Siri, clear my calendar
sounds like hazlewood is out for the series, not that it matters
>>152417234>oh no! anywayI was predicting he was about to have a massive ashes so a little sad to not see him but he couldn't have picked a better series to rest up
HeadWeatheraldMarnusSmithGreenCareyInglis/WebsterCumminsStarcBolandLyonWatch them do some crazy shit like bring Usman back into the team for Inglis and ship Head back down the order
>>152417415keep Inglis, boland will be rested before melbourne, keep neser
>>152417415They are already planning on bringing Uzzie back, although he might bat where Head did
>>152417482I have less of an issue with thatI think its still the wrong move but really dont want him opening
>>152417482Only if AusGODs win in adelaide t.knower
>>152417600They are plannig on bringing him back for Adelaide m8
>>152417660lol no theyre not. Not getting an apology from you when youre proven wrong youll just slink back into the anonymous cesspit dog cunt
>>152410680†elf
>>152417415no, they won't, stop imagining things fella
>>152416394crisp
>>152414835GOTTEM
*be's hot*
SebLORD ebLORDhope youre well my man, oxhearts are THRIVING, got a ph testing kit and adjusted the soil accordingly hueg difference. Also crushed up some bugs that fuck with the tommys and mixed with water sprayed it on em not a single damaged leaf or flower
>>152417415Usman to be back opening in Sydney for his farewell, Head down to 3, Marnus at 5.
>>152417804crisp. wild what a little pH tweak can do innit¡ those oxhearts are living their best life now. elite gardener behavior with the crushed bugs. keep me posted on the harvest fella x
>>152417830>head 3, marnus 5absolute noncense, marnus has been good at 3
>>152413733>>152413317>>152412691
>>152417868will do man, you got anything in for winter?
>>152417881lots of kale, swiss chards and arugula, fella. whipped up a killer batch of kale and lentil soup the other day. highly recommended ngl x
>>152417901nice seb i grew chards over winter and threw a heap of bream waste on them which they seamed to like im trying to master golden lentil soup at the moment after trying a can good shit
>>152414835Mervs is quite clearly much better and more iconic you’re just doing the typical pozzie le contrarian meme just because sad!
>>152417945good tip fella xi always rotate Alaska fish fertilizer into the feeding routine ngl
>>152418006mervs a gronk, boony is kinodumb cunt peewee bet youre spewin bongland are going shit cant crawl up to em now with le mutual AusGOD hate get fucked cunt keen wullyumsun fuckin shit cunt thanks for giving bongland brindun mucullum shit coach loser record infecting bongs with retardation kek KeKKEEEEEEEK
>>152418033how's everything else going sebLORD
>>152418070
>>152418070simmer down
>>152418070kek triggered by the contrarian comment cause you know it’s trueif I’d posted a picture of boonie you’d have posted one of Merv saying the same thing about himsilly angry man, settle it down a touch champ before you give yourself an aneurysmalso no one likes bongland so I don’t now hat the fuck you’re talking about to be honest, bizarre headcanon
>>152418112didnt read, 3 replies in under a minute classic triggering dont worry your bong mates who dont like you will be waking up soon loser kek
unironically triggered and on a string kekgo suck seb off some more m8
sebs a legendyoure a faggot who has a clock on the wall set to bring time so you dont miss your 'mates'aaahhh le zachy guise amirite
based psychotic break poster
S E E T H I N GEETHNG
munitah un cheemp
PVO
>>152418204
dont@me figgut
At first i laughed a bit at the PVO gimmickA bit of banter is good here and there but now i am starting to feel sorry for PVO posterReckon his life is in hard times at the moment. Thoughts and prayers ate with you at this tough time m8.
Do England have a chance with this Fisher bloke who is replacing Wood now that he is out of the remainder of the Ashes
go back tonyour hobbit island peewee poof
>England have the talent to match Australia but not the mindset>Billed as one of the fiercest contests of the century, the series has instead exposed the fragility of England's psyche under pressure, turning what was expected to be a thrilling rivalry into another tale of mental disintegration.>Stokes is right: England have a mental problem. They possess the physical talent to match Australia, but the Aussies are tougher in the trenches.>ImplyingThe England fast bowlers cant even put in a proper match or two of bowling without dropping 20 clicks or getting injured, that is to say nothing of their batting or fielding
tomorrow, Dec 10, is the day Australia has social media bannedbut it's ok lads at least you have some old urn only boomers care about lol
>>152418247>>152418247
What game do i play lads to fill the void of no test cricket?
>Britzoloid copeYou're not much better
>>152418437no rimworld on the list?its goated
>>152418431u16s only mate, you got a total 4chan ban (isp side not a cazzie dns ban) in 5 days and countingget rekt worse than your shit peem cuntbroadys aussie now as well cope
nobody asked. yfo yourself fatty
>>152418454will lord farage overturn it or is he on the WEF's side
I'm 175cm, 70kg.
>>152418437it’s AOE II or Spyro 1/2 for mehaven’t played Spyro in years
>The United States Under Secretary of State for Public Diplomacy, Sarah Rogers, has told GB News that UK censorship of Americans has crossed a “red line” and that a version of the GRANITE Act, presumably derived from the Wyoming bill, is on the verge of introduction in the U.S. House of Representatives. https://prestonbyrne.com/2025/10/18/the-granite-act-how-congress-can-strike-back-against-foreign-censors/would give all the social media platforms the power to say no to foreign govts trying to impose censorship controls if they're based in the US
>>152418452tried it years ago and it never clicked with memight try it again one day who knows>>152418467Spyro 1 is so Short which is a shame but yeah, 1 and 2 are fucking great
>>152418437for me its eu5
I reckon someone should tell Stokesy that Weatherlad has more runs this series than every English player bar Root and Crawley so far
>>152418437where the winds meet is pretty good, hate gacha trash but its kind of optional and the world is extremely comfy can get some pretty good adventures going with the ai npc slop too
lolwhy did i never hear this after the perth test
>>152418497>bu bu im laffin may
>>152418497what was archers problem? does he not understand that playing aggressively is fine at the end of the test when you only need to chase 30 runs with 7 wickets in hand? obviously you are going to 'play shots' then. england need to learn that any other time is NOT the time to play shots>durr you play le shots when theres nothing to lose but never when they could risk you losing the game durrrrr
>>152418488have you played satisfactory? its factorio but 3D, its as addictive as factoriootherwise my vote is factorio
>>152418548i have and found it utterly boring
>>152418564youre a weird fella innitmake your mind up on what genres you like
>>152418543overrated shit cunt biggest claim to fame is heeming smith on a jeet tier pitch curated specifically for him after the entire country put their pea brained heads together to figure out how to get him outcunt didnt even check on smith after he was heemed, fucking glad the cunt has been brutally exposed as a pillow hugging shit cunt heartlet
When Australia and Britain both get banned from 4chan the ashes is just going to Sebbo speaking to himself
>>152418668we're good mate, aussie retard government thinks dns bans are 1337 hax0r encrypted unbreakable fortress
grey hat hacker boomer here, learnt my trade on a c64 rocking basicyou can bypass any government ban, without a vpn, if youre not a complete brainletdw bongs ill give you a few solutions if they alshually go ahead with it
>>152418630to be fair i played it pre 1.0 release so not sure how much has changed but it just never clicked with me like factorio didi even gave it another go and still just found it boring. factorio had me hooked the moment i started, played it for 24 hours straight i think across multiple steam accounts i think i have around 5k hours at the moment. waiting for the 2.1 update as they said there might be some bigger/breaking changes per what they said about it
>>152418644i fucking hope some Adelaide lads bring some pillows to mock Archer with when he is at the boundary
>>152418704makes me seethe a bit the whole tour of england gronks calling out the 'hostile' environment playing in australia when the whole crowd, bongs and AusGODs are getting along wellthe last tour of england was the most jeet tier crowd I've ever seen and even going back the long room 'old boys' giving the aussies shit knowing the only thing stopping them from being brutally heemed was the lawfucking gronks mate enjoying the flogging the pot bellied bong players are currently receiving by a 3rd tier ashes squad and watching archer getting tonked the other night was pure kino
>>152417415>watch them do some crazy shit like [thing thats worked for years]
Test cricket on the morrow
>>152415644Lazy fucker's in convictstralia playing grade>>152415856Foakes isn't a good enough batter. Downie mong is still raw though>>152416885>only won the wtc off a coin toss and weather manipulation from sneaky bongsSame as convicts then. At least Saffers didn't cheat like convicts claiming a bunk catch>>152418668Rather have that
>>152418700thats fairrimworld > factorio >> satisfactory
>>152418862You think smith is a good enough batsMAN?shit cunt with the gloves mate, no impact at all with the bat, foakes is leagues ahead as far as wicketkeeping goes and worth far more than the dropped catches and noruns smith has delivered
>>152418862Coolies need a complete overhaul, the talent bindia has is paywalled behind le caste wall. Good for aussies though, easy wins for the next 10 years jaiswal.is the only decent player
Reminder engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL shitter's batting issues would have been solved if the utter coward j0(wins)e p0(heart)0(balls)t batted #3 but he refused because he's a statpadding lower order hiding fraud
>>152418891Brainlet take dont expect much from an indian currently ranked 5th in the wtc though lel
>>152418876Mong seems like he might be a mental midget. Can play shots but no defence. The great saffer Matt Prior was a dogshit keeper but came good. Foakes isn't a good enough batter for test level (imo). If p00t wasn't a coward you could haveBeanpole toff or another opener MidgeFraud p00tBrookStokesBethell or some decent young county batterMong or some other wkQuickQuickQuickSpinner>>152418887You still have a queen as a head of state lol dumb convict. Proper class divided society is your daddy
just dusted off 30 (thirty) kfc nuggets, lads
>>152405545tbf, the Root one is still, that was by no means easy. he is one of the few cunts that can hold his head high, along with Stokes and Jacks (and 2nd test Crawley)
>>152418918class divided bindia is the reason they are backpedalling and slipping, plenty of talent but blocked by Bollywood and fair and lovely money kek
>>152418909Won 1 of the last 5 GBT and now your chirping lol. Agree India are lacking test quicks to support Jazzy B. Not like convict's future looks any brighter once your current quicks pack it in
>>152406356Good, but needs to be 'I own several flannies, which I wear around town.' A swag is a sleeping bag for the outdoors Amerifriend.
>>152418918Ive always respected root, values his wicket but hes his own worst enemy, too much time to think which doesnt do to well against the new ball.
>>152418943they win more without chuckrah in the team lolthe stats dont lie
>>152418934>cuck flag>cuck postAh yes the convict packed off in a ball and chain for being a lower class thief chirping. Don't blush baby
>>152418943Jazzy b is done mate, that chucking action was never going to carry him into his 30s, siraj is much better as far as longevity is concerned. Can join his mate shami as a mercenary in brainlet bash
>SARRR IS THE HYPEREXTENSION, DO NOT INSULT, IT IS CORRECT ACTIONTaking the absolute piss here
>>152418952Punter/Dravid/Kallis also started at #6 and moved up to become the lynchpin #3 for the team. Bayliss was right to ask the fraud to do it. Coward refused and that has meant engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL having to give ollie poop a test career
>>152406356change Noosa to Eumundi. It’s funnier
>>152418497>You got 70 and started chattingFuck Stokes is a dribbler; like you said, he's scored more than nearly the whole England team, I'd talk shit too.
>>152418967anyone have the Loch Ness Chuckra image?
>>152418970Dravid and Kallis are completely different players to root, Ponting too but there are similarities in temperament and understanding the state of the game at any given time with Ponting.Reckon Root has had many a sleepless night knowing McCullums way or the highway is the current bong meta
>>152418938My contribution to /cric/ after the great Soul Limbo voc>>152418954>>152418961Convicts only try to downplay those they fear/respect. Jazzy B pastes you convict shitters for funsies. Post Pujara's record vs you convicts too lol
>>152418997might give me a bit to find it
>>152419006konstas ended the chuckrah meme. Injured and JUSTed since a literal kid tonked him, minimal impact in the england tour.
Didn't realise India are currently sitting at 5th place on the wtc tablewtf happened?
>>152419003Great players can adapt especially when their team needs it. Lara was a great #3. VVS batted #3 when asked even though he was naturally a middle order player even Ian Bell did it. The irony is p00t himself started his career hiding behind KP and Bell and now he won't give the space to blood youngstersAnyway that's my 2 rupees on it can try make an eng shitter xi with the fraud at #4
>>152419035>vvsok ill give you that one shitjeet absolute gun
>>152418997sorry m8have had a bit of a squiz around my folders and don't think i saved itso sad to say it must not have been a very good image
>England quick Mark Wood to fly home after being ruled out final Ashes Tests
Did find this kino bird pic though from a test
>>152419054>11 overs bowledKEK
>bowling attack
>>152419057sorry wasnt a test but an odi i thinkeither way, still stands as a great picalso miss this fella like you wouldn't believe
>>152419051ta lad thanks for looking anyway>>152419057saved this kino instead x
>>152419081kek forgot about brevilleposting theres been nothing like that this year :(
>>152419078have another bird
The Ashes would be better if England and Australia also played ODI's and T20's against each otherODI's in the lead up to the tests then T20's to finish the tour
>>152419054Only likeable eng shitter. He should take a few IPL paydays now secure himself financially>>152419092Ynr Ashraful heeming convicts in 05 and Jones' send off
>>152419092>tfw no bevGOD guiding AusGODs to another win in an odi tri series must win match feels really bad man
The old heads keep going on about tour matches but England still used to get smashed after playing a bunch of tour matches in the lead up to and during the Ashes
>>152419105I remember Ashton Agar making 99 on debut as a tailender and then doing fuck all for the rest of his career
bros biggest triumph is a 20 year old literal who match and a gabba win against a peem captained by a brainlet dickpic posting cuck for le food guy optics kek smdh
Are you blokes excited for the T20 World Cup in February next year?
no not cricket innit
*tests cricket*yep still working
Zachy RUNS /cric/
>>152419118From listening to some of the analysis of convict former pros vs eng shitter former pros the difference seems to be cricket intelligence. Convicts actually analyse the game and the batting/bowling plans and nuances whereas the eng shitter ones have just been >muh heart and bluster/bravado. Eng shitters wouldn't have made Neser get a 5fer convicts did. Bit like India, that is Bharat vs 0 IQ terrorist pakis>>152419123Funny one about 05 is convicts were heem'd in a warm up tour game by one of their own lel. Dizzy G was cooked for good after thathttps://www.espncricinfo.com/series/australia-tour-of-england-and-scotland-2005-139019/leicestershire-vs-australians-213571/full-scorecard
>>152419054https://www.instagram.com/p/DSCDDm3j9Qg/>Gutted to be out the remainder of the ashes. After extensive surgery and 7 long, hard months of work and rehab to get back into the test arena, my knee just hasnt held up.>None of us expected this. I came here with high expectations about making a big impact. Im desperately disappointed that despite yet more injections and intensive medical treatment it has become clear that the flare up in my knee is worse than feared. >Im really sorry that has left me unable to perform as expected but it is not for want of trying.I want to thank everyone at home and away in Australia. The barmy army have been class as always and I really appreciate it.>Whatever happens I will continue to push the limits to get back again. It has been a tough road these past few months but I remain determined to give it another proper go.>I still believe we can turn things around. Never give in. Come on England"None of us expected this". He is fucking delusional. No wonder they took him Down Under, he fits the Mongball mentality perfectly.
fuck up shitjeet your shit team just got brutally heemed at home in a series against a fledgling sa squad and tonked around the park by a fast bowlerabsolute garbage, you keep clinging on to the past fact remains your supposed strongmind heroes are 5th on the wtc, the only format that matters and the talent coming through the ranks is decidedly average harking back to the ishant era of mediocrity dont@me, accept the trvke
Three lines or fewer. Thanks.
>>152419185Don't forget that India's only wins in England this summer were when Bumrah didn't play.
>have friends and family going to the boxing day test englel will be better by then right? heh
>>152419185you cant call your own post a trvke
>>152419197Just did what now kek
>>152418095things are going well, fella, will be in the market for a truck soonreally considering an ev ngl >>152418161x
you can't call any post a 'trvke' without making me cringe
brb
>convict paki triggered by the 0 iq jibe>engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL shitter trying join ride the paki's coattailsHowling
shitjeet is absolutely hilarious
Some of the wbbl girls have really big butts
>>152418497>you got 70 and started chattingStokes had 77 from 4 innings so far. Absolutely rattled.
>>152419224Now THIS is a trvke
just deployed a trvke and enjoyed some rustled jimmies ama
petitioning the government to raise the social media ban to at least 75 years old
>diaspora coolie BTFO with facts on a seething 5th placed rantKEK
>>152419325bit in this teebeequeef
thinking bindia, after years of toil, have achieved minnow status and have nowhere to run. feels indifferent because for a nation of 10 billion and the absolute slop they give test caps to it isnt even worth considering them as a true, eternal test nationcoolies going to coolie
Are you deadset ripper legends excited for the cricket next week?
>>152419356yeah can't wait for the big bash to finally start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJAGU4UvFEg
>>152419356always mate, ashes is the only cric I truly care about
gay
brave!
>>152419508we dont sign our posts here mate
Just want test cricket (the Ashes) back
>>152419644corr THE post
Why do you guys like Indian third umpires so much?
Reckon i could enjoy India vs whoever if>the players didnt screech at the ump everytime ball hits pad or comes close to bat>the fans didnt screech as well whenever an indian batsman hits the ball even if no runs happen>if the broadcasters didnt glaze the indian players whenever they have the opportunity >they got rid of the nonce alarm when a no ball is bowled at indian stadiums
you forgot about the crowds
>>152419727I did partly mention them m8Third line, but i do know what thst you just mean them in general
>>152419758fans is one thing (ie barmy army), but when 'every game is a home game for india' like they say it's unbearable
good afternoon only to my fellow elite and muscular /cric/cers
>>152419820good midnight to you m8
zachy be like 'rate the fit m8' *wink*
>test cricket on today>on days offfinally!
Social media ban is going into effect in a few minutes. While 4chan isn't included, it falls under a different category of adult stuff they're blocking.It's been fun. Hopefully you all enjoy the rest of the series/life.
see you tomorrow mate
i'm a fat cunt in my 40s who loves cricket, footy, going to bunnings, & getting on the beers. society is an artisanal urinal created for my specific enjoyment
>>152419667AAAAH HUMANAAAA HUMANAAAA AAAAAAHH EEEEEEEE AAAAAAAHHHHHH
use the boxing poster pic for the next op imo
>>152419988>bannot a ban ffs. this media spin shit fucks me off to no end. it's not a ban, it's just a restriction from popular services. kids and teens are moving en masse to obscure unregulated social media platforms that don't have age and id verification requirements.
>>152420083Yeah for nowQuite obvious that the next step is more control when their steps to stop the problem don't work
>>152419988fb still works for me cobba
>>152420092This is the same issue like in the 90s/2000s with television. People noticed a big societal change from new technology, and blamed the content on the mew medium, instead of the new medium itself. The source of all the problems isnt what people see on social media, its the mass usage of social media itself. It wasnt what people watched on tv that was the problem, it was everyone watching tv for several hours everyday that was the problem.
we're in here ladshttps://youtu.be/ckgZwwWUw8I
>>152419667you should get kayo and watch the hindu stream of the matches, they're brutal against the indians
New>>152420296Eng shitters will cry
doing superman numbers over in that one lmao
>>152420417>>152420417new
I have no idea which thread to move to. Might stay here.
think your '1' key is faulty
fascinated about niggas going schizo and if they're in a cool chilled out environment they have delusions with really friendly helpful voices in their head. Even things like people's brains telling the meat to go to the doctor to get a tumour removed. and then there's paranoid hellscape - probably has a concealed knife - schizophenia you have with the union jack archipelago.
/cric/ is so kafkaesque
