coach primate
>team has a losing season >fans tell you how much they suck>chiefs have a losing season>well here's 37 reasons the chiefs are the best at losing!!!
>UHHMMMM REFFY HE TOUCHED MY HELMIE WELMIE WOO WOO THROW A HECKIN FLAGG
Why did the Reffies betray the Chiefs this season?
>>152404894Never happened.
>>152401175>erm my excuses are just contextWhat is he going to do when the site shuts down soon?
>>152404898Money ran out
>>152404894you realize that /sp/ exists because of 18-1 right? people take pleasure in the misfortune of "dynasty" teams.
>>152404903Greenie said on Get Up this morning that this years Chiefs are the greatest 6-7 team of all time and should be in the playoffs as a token of gratitude for the good run they've had the previous 10 years
>>152404898because taytay already got engaged, swifties will not tune in for football anymore to boost viewership.
>>152404906Brother you’ve gotta stop, it’s insane how stupid you are
>>152404911The helmet catch should’ve been blown dead as a sack under the rules at the time
Now that we have had time to think about it..... was Mahomes ever good?
>>152404898the swiftie bump is over
>>152404671Lol. What will next year's excuse be
>*shedeurs you*
Panthers are winning the south
i'm at least 67% sure the chiefs posting is false flagging
>>152404918>you’ve gotta stopHahahaha
You meth heads at KC need to grow some balls. Your team sucks now. Go take another hit and get over it
>>152404929You just know this kid is a 6-7 poster /here/
>>152404928long flu
We's Kangz.
>>152404937People definitely do that to us a lot, many of the copypastas are obviously ragebait that the average Chiefs hater can’t distinguish, but if you’re referring to the Chiefs fans currently blowing the fuck out of literal retards like yourself, no, that’s very real.
>>152404928i remember hearing this (((narrative))) all offseason, and all the stories out of camp was that Mahomes was laser focused, throwing passes like a sniper, angry, dangerous, ready to destroy. Watch the first couple weeks and nope it's the same thing we saw last year.
>4chan will go down for maintenance in about 10 minutes.What will you guys do in the meantime?
Congrats to the Texans winning their Super Bowl lmao.
The Green Bay Packers played 3 straight divisional games and won all of them. :)
>>152404929Really good comics lookin ass
Post yfw da burrs win da superb owl
>>152404960Feels good man
>>152404957Shitpost on youtube
>what do you mean 4chan is going down?! how am i supposed to defend mahomie!
>>152404957Laundry and a report I'm supposed to be doing.>MFW
>>152404957Actually work
>>152404957Have sex with other men
>>152404911Both chiefsfags and chiefshaters weren't even alive when 18-1 happened.
>>152404957play Metroid Prime 4
>>152404957I guess I'll do some workOr maybe I'll read some cope articles on the Athletic about how the Chiefs totally didn't get owned last night
Reminder that this is what that random seething chiefs fan writing walls of text looks like.
>>152404955This is a run on sentence despite the comma incorrectly placed before “but”
>>152404988the concept of shadenfreude existed long before the Chiefs anon
>kansas city jeets
>>152404988But that's wrong.
>>152404957Jerk off to ladyboys
>>152405005>my self
>>152404956That shit was hilarious. Especially the statmutt calling Josh Simmons "the next Trent Williams"
>>152404989Enjoy riding around in your empty desert.
>>152404939If you don’t want to stop I can clear up your confusion with some thought experiments, like I did for the guy who couldn’t comprehend time, not that you aren’t definitely a different person, because you’re both almost too stupid to believe.What you disagree with, fundamentally, is the idea that context is ever relevant. That this is deeply retarded and the product of a completely dysgenic fucked up subhuman mind goes without saying, but I’ll do what I can to try to make you see why that is.Before we proceed, I should note that I anticipate you trying to argue again that “context” and “excuses” are not the same. Do not do this! Because every time someone posts context, you call it an excuse. You cannot give an example of a difference between context and an excuse. So to your mind, or what’s there in place of one, they are the same.Now that aside, I want you to visualize a scenario where you break your leg falling down the stairs. As soon as you do so, someone breaks into your house and beats your ass. Everyone says, damn that sucks that you got your ass beat, why are you such a pussy bitch that can’t fight? Your response, which is not an excuse, would be to provide the context of the fact that you had just broken your leg! See how that works?In exactly the same way, when the Chiefs have one of the worst defenses in the league, and lose because the other team scored more points, that is not an “excuse” for Mahomes, it is context! Do you get it? I can start drawing.
>>152404956Remember that two week period when they tried pushing Mahomes as MVP
>>152404997He's actually pale and weighs 135
>>152405001Unlike you I’m not a double digit IQ pseud trying to have autistically correct grammar on 4chan because I think it makes me smart
I'm not actively antagonistic, I just set the record straight when people spew bullshit about the Chiefs and Mahomes with their hysterical and extremely biased vitriol against them. I've never once seen you put on this "AWW SHUCKS, YOU'RE MAKING US UNCOMFORTABLE, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP IT, FREN?" performance with anyone else despite the countless examples of MUCH WORSE behaviors exhibited in this shithole, but since I'm a Chiefs fans you feel the need to put on this performative bullshit with me as if you actually give a fuck about the quality of these generals. I can't imagine being this desperate to fit in with a bunch of no life losers who constantly spew the most ridiculous dogshit opinions imaginable and know nothing about football. Log off and take your shucking and jiving, tapdancing, house nigga, cooning ass to the Baltic Sea and jump in it.
I don’t get TD rules. A lot of times players just have to break the plane for it to count, but Likely catches the ball and has posession for like 2-3 steps in the end zone and it doesnt count.
>he wrote another wall of textkek
>>152405031uh oh! melty!
>>152404957Jerk off and do laundry
>>152405031Hahahahahaha
>>152405002Never said otherwise. I said the two participants currently slinging shit weren't around in 2007.
>>152405047The projection in this post is just sad.
I'm ready for the snow games from here on out.
>>152405017I like how he doesn't even know it's "myself" in that context
>>152405041he had a great game against like the Raiders and people were ready to hand him the trophyvery bizarre behavior
>>152404929Elite
>>152404957Jerk off to Blaize and Louie
>>152405031>I should note that I anticipate you trying to argue again that “context” and “excuses” are not the sameNo, I argued that they are the same. You can’t even keep up with what’s being said because you’re so incredibly angry. An excuse is objectively just another piece of context, full stop
>>152405031Kek you bodied that piggie
>>152405031Didn't read nerd
>>152405078kek
>>152405048the catch rule is worded in a way that makes it so the league can arbitrarily rule with whatever they want
Lol
>>152405031
>>152405084If you’re going to samefag this pathetically you need to switch up the actual words used
4chan going down cant let you distract from the fact that Mahomo lost
Goodbye, everyone. Fuck you all.
Byebye
>>152405031not reading allat
>>152405048It was a clear missed call
>>152405109Nice headcanon, retard
>>152405048We fucking HATE the Ravens
>>152405081Nothing could be less surprising>>152405109Don’t reduce yourself to this samefag cope shit, it’s so pathetic
Mahomes fucking SUCKS
We are back!
Chiefs lost lol
Mahomo lost
>Daniel Jones
Just got off the phone with Goodell, he said the downtime was used to cure Mahomes of the flu
schedule maintenance of this bussy
>>152405048Didn't have possession just because they slowed it down to 0.1% in every replay to make it look like he had the ball for a lunch break he didnt. By this logic defenders should be letting receivers catch every single pass and trying to strip them the nanosecond after a catch
REAL MAORI HOURZ DEADASS FR FR BROKE THE 4LEAFS?? ONG OMG STRIZZY ONG
>>152405076>meme numbersstill lost to the worst team ive seen since those Clowns in 16-17 lol
What did you do during the maintenance?I took a huge Chiefs and Mahomes'd my ass
Superbowl champion brock osweiler
>>152401175They still have a chance (no, really)
the colts window closed, if it even existed at all
>>152405198did a jury study really half ass for $20. thanks for the free chicken scraps Mr. Weissman
And we're back
>>152405210Speaking of ass, how's Gayleb doing?
>>152405198Nothing
If the Chargers lose to the Eagles, Texans, and Cowboys, then the Chiefs only need to win out their games.
>>152405202kiwi probably thinks otherwise, he was high on riley leonard
chiefs can technically make it into the playoffs, it would be easy for Mahomes considering his performance when it matters. Expect this chiefs team to go on a run, they just need another week or two of solid practices.
>>152405232I'm sure the basketball shooter will fix them like the hockey player in Minnesota did and the guy that warms up with a basketball in Washington
My QB would RAPE your dogshit """team""" and END your fake ass """dynasty""".
>>152405198went to the grocery store and chuckled thinking of the hysterical mutthomes fans
Chiefs are headed to the Super Bowl and you fags are going to cry so hard when they win
Imagine if the Chiefs go 10-7, clinch the seventh seed, and just bootyblast the AFC
Penis Jr.
>>152405263ill say the same thing I said when they were 6-6, they're not good enough to run the table.
>>152405266I chuckled
Well?
Daniel Jones getting hurt is bad news for the Colts, but it's also bad news for the Vikings. He was probably their best option going forward. Now they're stuck with Kyler Murray.
Shedussy
>>152405252Good luck with that, >my team actually has a top 3 defense
>>152405274Chiefs need to blow it up and rebuild. They had a good run, but they're not getting back by trying to tape together their current roster
Is there a compilation of colinsworth's ridiculousness last night?
>>152401175OP finally got his undeleted general. I'm happy 4U.
congrats to the texans on winning their super bowl last night lmao
>>152405301Texans are dangerous and I'm not sure why people don't see it.
>>152405301Now try posting that without crying
>>152405197Not a QB stat
Mike Tomlin scraping by with a barely winning season appreciation post.
>>152405275You're getting Mariota
>Here's your quarterback, bro.
>>152405305Good on them for sinking the Chiefs but the offense is a liability, getting lucky throwing across your body isn't going to work in the playoffs.
>>152405301Meanwhile the Chiefs Super Bowl was beating the Lions
lots of chiefs “fans” blubbering ITT, lol they are completely mindbroken after last night.
>>152405263Anon....it's over. Even if they win out, 10-7 isn't good enough when you lose all the tiebreakers. Chargers, Jaguars, Bills, Steelers, Texans all have tiebreakers over the Chiefs. The only tiebreakers the Chiefs win are Ravens and Colts but it doesn't matter because even if they miss the playoffs, there's too many teams clogging up the AFC.
>>152405341the defense can stop anyone, if the offense can round into form a little they are real contenders. And let's be real the AFC playoffs are going to be really weird this year.
>>152405361Wrong
Also henlo and yes this is my goodmorning /nfl/ unless east coast in which case afternoon
>>152405305Mighty fine slampig
>Chiefs are gonna beat the broncos, win out, and reclaim the AFCW!>Chiefs are gonna bootyblast the Cowboys, run the table, get the 5 seed and win the Super Bowl!>Chiefs are gonna beat the Texans, go on a run, get the 6 seed, and win the owl!You are here>Chiefs are gonna BTFO the chargers, win out, barely grab the 7 seed, and win the Super Bowl!!
>>152405390The Titans will bootyblast the Chiefs
>>152405246>packer? great scott, no, i would never even look in her direction!
>>152405275Vikings should have drafted Shedeur instead of Brosmer
i missed you guys
How will spee cope when the iggles lose tonight?
>>152405418they didnt draft Brosmer
>>152405305Because we also see their offense. That was honestly a pretty pathetic showing yesterday, they just got away with it because the Chiefs shart the bed even harder
ANDYYYYYYYYYHHHH
>>152405423by spamming bbc cuckhold porn like the eagles troon always does
>>152405444Last year, they convert both of these plays via phantom defensive holding.
>>152404960Gotta Love it
The Dolphins ruined their tank
>>152405444last week all the queef fans were crucifying Reid for not going for it on 4th and short, this week they're crucifying him for going for it on 4th and short and saying he's a bad coach just because the receivers can't catch in the cold. They're such spoiled faggots
>>152405365About what? All of that is accurate. Even if the Chiefs finish 10-7, they would need one of those teams to finish 9-8 to make it which is very, very unlikely.
>>152405422Dubs checked, we missed you too anon! :)
>>152405449Thats a Cowboys fan
>>152405457they're a decent team now that the >black gm is gone
Is we back?
>>152405498Okay what the fuck excuse me sir
>>152405202They gave up their future for some spoiled sauce
>>152405463setting aside field position and game sense - at LEAST threaten running under center with Kareem on 4th and 1 but no Andy and his damn west coast shotgun when the receivers have been ass all night
>>152405305They barely beat a chiefs team with 3 3rd string Olinemen
The Colts traded two first round picks for an overrated cornerback with Daniel Jones at QB in case anyone forgot
>>152405533do Chiefs fans really think Reid has declined or is somehow materially different this year than he was in years past? Why do Mahomes fags give him credit for making the owl last year (despite having a bad season this year) but Reid doesn't get credit for making the owl last year (despite having a bad season this year)?
>>152405402Kek love to see it
>>152405554teams with great defenses and mediocre offenses go deep in the playoffs all the time, sometimes they even win it all.
Broncos are putting up 40 on the chiefs on Christmas
Just read back the last thread holy shit LMAO at the statmutt seethe
I'm only worried about playing the Jags and Patriots
Taytay is not going to get married to a pass dropping loser. You could hear her pussy drying up on the broadcast.
the choofs have the same record as the dolphins
>>152405604she literally wrote a song about his cock and put it on an album that tens of millions of people listened to, I doubt a few dropped passes will change her mind
Remember everyone, your Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Junior apology form is due at the end of the day.
>>152405402In order for the Chiefs to get the #7 seed, the following has to happen:They MUST win out and finish 10-7. The Colts MUST finish 10-7 or worse. On top of this either...>Jaguars finish 0-4or>Bills finish 0-4or>Chargers have to either go 1-4 or go 2-3 specifically losing to both the Broncos and Chiefsor>Texans finish 1-3 or worseIn other words, none of this is happening. The Chiefs aren't even going to win out in the first place.
Is it time to break out my patriots jersey again? Me thinks yes. Years of hiding in shame due to the mess that brady and bellichick left us in, but maye has SAVED the nfl…EAT SHIT KC QUEEFS, THE EMPIRE HAS RETURNED.
>>152404896>>152404928>>152405105>>152405107reminder despite several reports the kiwi continues to ban evade (self admittedly by him!) & spam the general via discord trannies and VPN (screenshots of his discord were posted but wiped front the archive, collusion?). spotting him and his tranny army is fairly easy, just analyze the above (linked) examples of inorganic forced posts.
Fuck the queefsFuck the donkeysFuck the chorgersFuck the refsFuck GenoFuck Vegas
>>152405604It's not about him dropping passes, it's that the Texans defense basically turned his brain into overcooked oatmeal last night
>>152405620Sorry, the Colts finishing 10-7 or worse doesn't have to happen, but if they somehow manage to go 11-6, then the Chiefs basically can't get in unless the Jaguars and Bills lose out.
My patriots have literally saved the league. The mutt and his plastic “reign” has ended.
>>152405031Lmao the Chiefs losing makes this general so fun because of this raging autist.
>>152405565chefs fans are morons who actually believe reid and mahomes are good and not just ref babies. refs stopped handing them wins and they dont know what to think.
>>152405613What did she say about his cock?
>>152405620>>152405468The Chargers' schedule is hard and Daniel Jones is finished lol
>>152405565there are some questions about whether the game is passing him by, the west coast RPO system is dated at this point, you don't see many other teams run it and it requires a high degree of consistent execution which is frustrating to watch sputter. he gets too cute and over thinks sometimes and it's like they'll never run the same play twice even if it works. there's also concerns that he's stubborn and values experienced "guys that know the system" over talent. it's a physical game at the end of the day and we never allow our guys to go out and just run basic full route trees and beat a guy. this has been evident for a several years now with Mahomes, a great Defense and a lot of luck being able to overcome the deficiencies
>>152405620So you're telling bandwagoners there's a chance?
We wuz Kangz.
>>152405623
>>152405623he's based and you're cringe lol
>>152405662Sup, Kiwi
>>152405623the kiwi is a jewish tranny fixated on destroying the thread we know
I grew up as a pats fan despite me living in Columbia, MO my whole life because my uncle lives in Boston. I just want you all to know how glorious it is to be back on top in the AFC after years of mutt worship from bandwagon chiefs “fans” that surround me
>>152405622>LARPing this hardNot one Pats fan even thinks like this. You are trying so hard to divert attention away from the Chiefs shitting the bed and their dynasty dying.
hopefully my pats can win another bowl this year, it was tough to even watch them over the last few years but we are so back. Isn’t Vravel the head coach now? Always liked him.
>>152405558The Sauce trade was confirmation the Colts are not a serious team.
do you guys think she needs someone to comfort her?
>>152405253Same here but for the gym
>chiefcuck projecting their bandwagoning onto others
We all agree KWAB for week 14 is chiefs and Ravens right?
The founder of Barstool Sports, Dave Portnoy, is facing backlash after he called for the murder of Las Vegas Raiders head coach Pete Carroll in an outburst following an NFL game against the Denver Broncos.
>>152405674shut the fuck up niggerstater flyover faggot. You are just seething at BEASTcoast superiority.
>Brady never even took a snap while eliminated from the playoffsThis your goat?Mahomie is gonna get 80, at least, this season alone
>>152405263Well you would need to imagine it hahaha
>>152405577That teams called the broncos not the texans
>>152405645look up the lyrics to the song wood
>>152405693Yeah that's my Goat.
>>152405076>50% completion rate>50% of that was within 5 yards or shorterooph
>>152405645That its big enough to satisfy her wide pussy after her 100 other bfs
>hurr durr mahomes has regressed APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>152405645Forgive me, it sounds cockyHe ah-matized me and opened my eyesRedwood tree, it ain't hard to seeHis love was the key that opened my thighsGirls, I don't need to catch the bouquet, mmTo know a hard rock is on the wayAnd baby, I'll admit I've been a little superstitious (superstitious)The curse on me was broken by your magic wand (ah)Seems to me that you and me, we make our own luckNew Heights (New Heights) of manhood (manhood)I ain't gotta knock on wood
How did the texans surge back into the playoffs but the chiefs, ravens and bengals couldn't? stroud is dogshit
Carly Irsay is stupid and I don't respect her
>>152405689>it’s real holy shit
>>152405577Their chances would be better with Mills starting
>>152405689friendly reminder the (((media))) was parading around this disgusting heeb and letting him cry out in pain because someone yelled at him and threw a coin in his general direction
>>152405725Thanks bludThat was very well written. Now i want to see his cock
My brycie:)
>>152405047you need to lighten up mike you're crashing out hehe
>>152405728There’s other players on football teams besides the quarterback
Not a single Burrs fan in sight. This is glorious>>152405728It looks like they outscored the teams they played
>>152405689>it's about gambling shitHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHfucking degen gambler piece of shit. it also WAS a delay of game and im glad these losers lost their bets. fucking scumbag.
>>152405725Hahahahahaha no fucking way. You made this up (nice job btw)
>>152405731that's right you... have sex with her?
Hi squidward
enjoy the view, gayleb girls
>>152405689Early life check?
>>152405647to be clear I'm not saying fire Andy but they've been overdue for a shakeup. fire OC Nagy and bring in fresh blood, replace the WR coach yesterday, they've not developed AT ALL and the Oline coach (did you see 4th string Esa Pole who they previously cut out there replacing Wanya Morris?), fire Dave Toub on special teams just awful for years now. also need to part ways with a lot of veteran players on defense they have a fetish for who consistently flounder
>>152405724How's the o-line and D stats? Feels like those are mid
>>152405778checks out, guess he didn't get the memo...
>>152405724They aren’t mutually exclusive
>>152405778Oy vey...
>>152405750Pretty much every QB in the league can throw to a guy with 3 yards of separation from an immaculately clean pocket like that
there is a severe lack of mahomes shit play webms considering he player the worst game of his career last night.
>>152405728Shit defense
>>152405778Fuck. You.
>>152405780>esa>has a brother toniLol chiefs had a finn working for them
>>152405790Why doesn't every team just do that and win every game?
>>152405778you have a ways to go anon
I was always told (well, suggested) not to look down upon or talk smack about "dat boi D-Milly". Always thought it was just a meme. But then the Texans made my razorcakes look stupid. Never again will I turn a blind eye to D-Milly (or his defense - which proceeded to sack >my QB 8 times) ever again. I wish the Toxins the best of luck in the playoffs.
>>152405724I bet that dogshit pass to Travis Kelce was considered a "drop", wasn't it? Mahomes should probably work on his touch and precision, this is mostly a Mahomes stat.
Sending good vibes to the Chargers today
>>152405818Mills is good and deserves a shot at a starting job.Vikings should try to get him no cap
>>152405724mahomes should throw catchable balls then
>>152405623SCHIZO ALERT
Don't think the Neegles are gonna win today.
>>152405809Same reason Bryce Young can't. It's hard to have WRs running free and a lounge chair pocket every play
>>152405830Agreed
>>152405843I don't think they're going to make the playoffs.
>>152405125Man, can’t even use the Panthers anymore. Shit is getting bad.
Reid needs to be fired, this will be his second season without a Super Bowl. We are tired of this guy not getting us wins when it matters. Mahomes has to carry this franchise
It does seem slightly weird that a team would desperately try to kick a field goal at the end of the game, down 10.
>>152405843Yeah, east coast teams don’t play well on the best coast.
>>152405857Cowboys are going to win the east over them
>>152405857They’ll win the NFC Least and get bounced in the WC
>>152405757Right here buddy
>is the number 1 AFC seed in your path
>>152405724"drops" is a largely subjective stat.Mahomes isn't known for his flawless ball placement like the Brees, Rodgers, and Bradys were. He's known for crazy ad libs like Rodgers was and throwing to open parts of zone coverage rather than at the receiver's stride
>>152405734>>152405747>>152405760>>152405778Dave Portnoy is a literal sports and business genius. Moreso than even the great Mark Cuban…stay mad
Remember how fucking autistic statmutt was with his faggot smirking cartoon every thread lmao
>>152405862Source?
>>152405857I’m fully confident in their ability to win 2 of their next 5. They’ll probably win 3 with the Commanders 2x and the Raiders.
THE KANGZ SAVED THEMSELVES FROM HUMILIATION.
>>152405878this is you.
>>152405864eagles have 3 wins on the schedule. cowboys are done
>>152405878He's now resorted to LARPing as a Patriots fan to try to do damage control for the Chiefs collapsing. Sad existence.
>>152405878he's a literal lolcow
>>152405860This is insane. He was in the SB last year and has coached them there 5 of the last 6 seasons.
>>152405877then why barstool sportsbook fail?
>Dave PortnoyThe Elon Musk of the sports world.
>>152405844It's not. Most qbs just can't make elite throws like that.
>>152405877>Mark Cubanyou mean Mark Chabenisky?
>>152405878Lol fucker for booty blasted
>>152405890I am not “stattmutt”. I told you ive been a pats fan for years despite living around queefs faggots
>>152405890I’ve literally been a patriots fan since 2012. Not sure who you’re talking to, retard.
>>152405908Damn...
remember the UAE anon lol
>>152405905shes going to dump him. her tv mini series was supposed to allign with the chefs return to the owl
>MUHHH DUURRR DURRR HES BANDWAGONING!!!!!literally seeing ghosts. meds, NOW.
>>152405860Mahomes would be a nobody if it wasn’t for that fat faggot
>>152405620It's over
>>152405932Trust the plan
>>152405942most of the refs are in pretty good shape
>>152405929Is that Method Man?
>>152405944Gross creature.
>>152405942And there it is
>>152405951Yes
>>152405910CJ is just playing bad. He felt the pressure and floated this pass. Plenty of other QBs complete this if they are willing to take the hit.
>>152405944Oh my god I bet her breath smells like passion and dreams and miracles
>Bucs and Panthers are going to murder eachother twice in the coming weeks because only one of them will make the playoffskino
its crazy that if the broncos win the superbowl sean payton will the undisputed greatest head coach in NFL history, and half of /sp/ doesnt even know why
>>152405910>like thatThen why didn't you post a similar play?In that clip the QB had a free pass rusher in his face. Not analogous
>would single-handedly beat the piss out of every single AFC team this yearnot a real conference
>>152405957Wu Tang Clan/Taylor Swift collab is something I didn't know that we didn't need to see.
>>152405964Not like it matters. Whoever wins that division is a guaranteed WC exit. The only question is who the lucky 5 seed will be.
Will the NFL be able to get someone to date Sabrina Carpenter or Dua Lipa to keep this thing going?
deep down every nfl fan is just flat out jealous of Patrick
They've forced my hand. I have to root for the Eagles tonight
The texans have a very black team. Like dark black
>>152405875>>152405878>>152405888 basedjak spammer>>152405890these are all the kiwi posting on VPN. are you giggling to yourself M8? sitting in your little onesie drinking mommys beer. you will NEVER be a woman. lamar will NEVER beat mahomes in the playoffs. cry you little bitch.
>>152405689Based Carroll caused that kike to lose $250k lmao
I'm tired of pretending he doesn't deserve credit for fixing the Jaguars
>>152405994SCHIZO ALERT
drops are a qb stat
>>152405981Every player can do better than Sabrina carpenter. Bring back Billy eyelash’s tits
>>152405994how does the kiwi use a vpn? i thought vpn was not allowed on 4chan
is Stroud good enough for a playoff run or not?confusing player
>>152405986If you're worried about the Chiefs they definitely aren't making Wildcard.
Chiefs will be back
>>152405980It's either Seahawks or Rams. The Bucs already beat the Seahawks and the Panthers already beat the Rams so I don't think it's as "guaranteed" as you assert
Mahomes has been mediocre for the last 4 seasons, you just weren’t educated enough to realize.
>>152406005Many people are saying this
>>152405878No.
>>152405986If the Chargers win it is truly over. Before the game yesterday the Chiefs had a brief glimmer of hope with the Colts losing their season and freeing up a spot. Now the spot is just going to the Texans.
Kangz vs colts superbowl 2026
>>152405998It does seem slightly weird that a team would desperately try to kick a field goal at the end of the game, down 10.
The most likely scenario where the Chiefs are eliminated next week>Chiefs lose to the Chargers>Jaguars beat the Jets>Bills beat the Patriots>Texans beat the CardinalsJags and Texans are fighting absolute shitters and the Pats are due for a loss
>>152406006She's gay though
>>152405994You'll never catch me ;)
>>152406014Mac Jones and Kendrick Bourne beat the Rams.
im gettin hyped for mendoza bros i think he might be the raidies savior >>152406024the streets are saying the play call was “blue kike 1488 gas”
>>152405689Vegas fucking jews is great
>>152405999KWAB FOREVER
>>152405976The AFC and NFC are basically tied. It's 31-32 in favor of the NFC at the moment.
>>152406024You play to win even if you don't have a chance in hell. Guys on the Raiders are playing for their jobs at this point
>>152405981he looks like his dick tastes great
>>152406017Mutt was always carried by Tyreek and Kelce and reffies.
>>152406056>KWAB FOREVERBut enough about Vince
>he thinks the rams havent VASTLY improved over the course of the season>a one off niners win means the rams must suck>a heavily refballed and sorry ass rams special team eagles win must mean the rams suckKEK, feels just like 2021-2022 again. Can’t wait to hear the squeals and crying when the rams win it all again>MUH PLASTIC FRANCHISE!>NO FANS!>GOODELL WANTS THIS MARKET TO DO WELL SO THEREFORE REFBALL!!!Flyovers, this is why you are despised. No one seriously takes your shitter franchises seriously
Chiefs should sit Mahomes given that busted Oline and tank for draft position at this point. sad to say with a QUARTER of the season left and it won't happen but they should really think about it with a loss next week
>>152406028>due for a lossNo such thing and the Bills are playing very sloppy football and barring 2 gloriously hilarious Joe Burrow INTs, they would have lost to the Bengals. The Patriots are winning that game.
>>152406045And?That seems like an irrelevant addition
>>152406075>MUH PLASTIC FRANCHISE!correct>NO FANS!correct>GOODELL WANTS THIS MARKET TO DO WELL SO THEREFORE REFBALL!!!correct
>>152406059The AFC is basically the Patriots, kinda the Bills, and a whole bunch of retard nobodies who count as free wins for NFC teams. inb4 some inbred Denver fan says something about the broncos. Broncos have played other shit teams and will be exposed for the dregs they are in the playoffs.
>>152406022Broncos have a bit of a tough schedule to keep their number 1 seed though
>>152406024That's the absolute only shot you have. Field goal, onside kick; hail Mary. Unfortunately you can't do all that when your retard qb burns 50 seconds and you only have 5 left.
>portuguese tranny is a flippy shitter enthusiast
>>152406078its going to be hard to lose to the raiders and titans even without mahomes. they need to lose out to move up to the top 10
>>152406091How could you do this to me? I thought you didn't want me.
>>152406028Pats will lose at the AFCCG just like in 2015
>>152406091HAHAHAHA QUEUE THE AINTS SEETHING. You pathetic niggerstaters would have lost that game regardless of the no call!!!
mahomes is basically the best Quarterback since Brady, it’s going to be hard to not root for Maye and the Pats during this playoff run. They’re the only likeable AFC team that’s in it.
weve reached the >chiefs fans of 5 years or something debating on whether sitting everyone and losing to the raidies is a viable strat portion of the season lmfao
>>152406109Pats are gonna fumble to a wild card spot or out of the playoffs. The dolphins are beating them thecfinal week
can't wait for rams to be one and done in the playoffs, probably getting bounced by the 9ers
>>152406120Mahomes isn't even the best QB playing today, let alone "since Brady"
>>152406075stop behaving like that mahomes stan
dodgers>cause immense seethingkings>cause immense seethinglakers>cause literal melty’sso color me shocked that the rams also cause flyovers to lose their literal fucking minds crying and whining. HOLD THIS L
>goddamn I wish my gf was black
I have never seen Mahomes drop it in the bucket. It's almost always wide open receivers. Am I the only one not impressed with Mahomes in any way?
>>152406127i think some anon posted about this yesterday and it turns out the fins only ever made the pats lose a bye once in 2019. dunno why people pretend it happens all teh time. let me see if i can find the post
A real winner'e mindset is keeping your starters in even if you're going to sweep your division
>>152406136rasm are soulless even by la standards
>>152406143are you blind or something? I’m a pats fan and I’ve seen Mahomes do this all the time, especially on the run.
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>>152406136Hey now, I love the Dodgers, we just didn't have a football team growing up in LA so my dad raised me a Broncos fan. Still like the Rasm though
Got some Irish Guiness stew in the slow cooker for the game tonight.
>>152406143This is exactly what I've been saying.
>>152406136>KingsLast I checked (20 years ago) they were the worst team in the league
>>152406158This gimmick is stale already
>>152406159two more years and that is going to look completely different
Is this good?
>>152406159Can’t wait to watch the Rams get cheered out of their own stadium in a first round exit.
>>152406136oy, play nice with the other posters anon
I'm not anti gay or anything but seriously whats with the nail painting?
>>152406128>now back to your regularly scheduled Packer v 9ners NFCCGKill me>>152406143Mahomes has always been a bit of a scheme baby. Some of his escapes and broken play antics are impressive, but Rodgers still holds the crown for those while also have plenty of tight window lasers
>>152406164I am a recovering alcoholic and cannot even eat food cooked in alcohol…it could cause a relapse
>>152406182hes a faggot with the worst completion percentage in the league and needs attention
Herbert gets injured tonight. Bookmark this
>>152406159SF fags have a lot more money than the type of LA citizen who watches the nfl
>>152406176That was just Payton playing with his food. Why bother opening the playbook on the Raiders? Even Bo Nix looked fucking bored the whole game.
>>152406193LA “citizens” don’t watch football, collegiate or nfl.
>>152406182Deconstruct your masculinity, chud.
Josh Allen has been the best qb in the league for awhile.
>>152406176>100% completion rate on 4-6 yard passesI mean, you literally can't lose if that holds up every down
>>152406205And this is why we hate Reddit.
>>152406173yeah, there's gonna be even more red jerserys
>>152406180Where do these animals live I've never seen one in my life before and I've seen a lot of animals in my life before
>>152406214He's so spectacularly bad every 3-4 games.
>>152406182his mom does nail stuff and it was a way to bond with her he's been doing since he was a kid. The relationship to his general zestiness because of it is up for debate
>>152406214No
>>152406214He needs to pull Matthew Stafford and go somewhere else or he's never gonna win a Superbowl.
>>152406189RIP bozo
>>152406193It's a ton of LA natives too. I got a buddy who started a Rams fan before his family had a literal intervention and told him to convert to the Niners. It's the one game of the season he goes to see.
>>152406189I ruined my dad's mood one day when I mentioned Tiramisu has alcohol in it. He's in AA and wasn't aware
>>152406207
>>152406214That's my QB :)He's the best "not best" QB ever :)
>>152406189My thoughts and prayers
>>152406245los ramos do be like that
>>152406192>Colts QB2 is a TEHas anyone's season crash and burned this hard before?
Mahomes forgot he doesn't have Tyreek anymore
>>152406245>US Futbolu havin a laff
>>152406214Depends how you slice it. He's a fringe top 10 passer, but he has running ability and intangibles like grit that make him a consistent winner. It leads to a very Brady-esque style team
>>152406245>Patriots fans are just macacos nowI guess the immigration really is that bad.
>>152406245Which state is that? You know which one im asking.Rhode Island?
>>152406263He will next season.
>>152406245The fuck is going on in Alaska?
>>152406256>Colts will hold the record for the biggest recovery and biggest collapse in NFL history in just a span of 8 years>1-5 start to 10-6 finish in 2018 and making the playoffs, worst start to ever make the playoffs>8-2 start to likely 8-9 finish to miss the playoffsCrazy.
Darnold will implode this team soon.
>>152406293The difference between Andrew Luck and Daniel Jones. Respect the hell out of Jones but he is who he is
>>152406285Alaska and Argentina are sister regions on account of being so dang cold
>>152406303Why is the bird jewish?
The Chiefs will find a wat
>>152406017I've known for years
>>152406306that doesn’t even make sense you dumb motherfucker. fuck off
>>152406322They'll find lots of those
>>152406337Based I said someone should murder Roger Goodell and Chris Collinsworth last night.
>>152406344mahomes could never
>>152406344Stroud is so bad but occasionally pulls off miracles
We've all had despicable rants.
>>152406152Kek and PLONKED
>>152406348Nice
>>152406152
>>152406193All those ppl live at or near LA
At least we know why Lameme lost to the stoolers yesterday.
NINEINE
>>152406371dirty hit. clearly should have been a penalty.
Butker belongs in the kitchen
>>152406371surprised we didn't get a flag just because "it looks bad"
>>152406371Should have been taken out of the game desu
>>152406371Holy hospital ball
>>152406376NEIN
>>152406351Collinsworth was right, the chiefs played championship football all game yesterday and would have won if it wasn't for a couple of fluke plays.
HERE ARE THE FACTS:Trump hates brown people and wants to deport them.Trump hates YOU and was best buddies with Epstein.January 6th was an insurrection, it was the worst attack on our Democracy. Without migrants, cost of goods is through the roof. A carton of eggs costs $20.
>>152406245If anything this is proof of how little soccer fandom exists in this country>>152406275Yes
>>152406371Based Toxins Murderball lole
>>152406405True false false false
>>152406405>Anon forgets he's not on /pol/ episode #3,427
>Le Jonathan Taylor MVP campaign >"daniel jones" gets hurt and the team becomes dogshitkek RBfags never learn
>>152406405TrueTrueFalseFalse
>>152406405correctcorrectgayjewish
>>152406376Is he still a bust or is there a chance he has potential. I hope he stays relevant just for the memes
Ben Johnson confirms that there was nothing wrong with his play calling and gayleb is just a shitty QB who takes too long to throwWhat QB will the bears draft in 2026?
>>152406405Trip on, bitchknees.
lets all take turns kissing j e n n y and she can rank us on how good at it we are
>>152406405TrueFalseFalseFalse
>>152406412Look at the bottom right. It's based off jersey sales from 3 years ago which is a pretty bad metric kek
>>152406405Truest shit I've read on this general
>>152406449He played the dead-skins
>>152406379>>152406386What was dirty about it?
>>152405724Enough with the garbage stats. Watch the games.
>>152406449He played really well yesterday and got the ball out quickly while making the right reads.Will come down to if he can go through the off season mechanical retool Allen did after his 2018 season.
>>152406482it was a heckin wholesome chiefs player (whos a violent felon)
>>152406451>picrel
>>152406192>guy with a broken hand will get injuredCareful there nostradamus
>>152406451Drew Allar
>>152406500This is how Mahomes wins
The seething from Chiefs, OSU, Titans, Bears, Cowboys, and Bengals fans this week has been amazing.
>>152406516dont forget norte dame lol
>>152406376He put up better stats yesterday than mahomes.
>>152406516What are the Titans seething about? Winning?
What are some of the biggest MVP level season collapses historically? Like if Maye or Stafford go 100/0/3 in their next two games.
>>152406535They choked the 1OA pick to the Giants, and Shedeur embarrassed Ward
When Mahomes wins the AFC, I will laugh
>>152406540Remember Kyler Murray and Russell Wilson in 2020?
Oh no Nick is on a hospital bed
>>152405275they'll wind up with Mac Jones, you know this to be true.
>>152406549>to the giants NOT SO FAST
It's so joever
>>152406584>>152406576i love this bit
>>152406584He's smoking again!
Switching my team to the Carolina Panthers for the rest of the season. Go kitties!
The Colts entire QB room is injured. This is crazy.
>>152404960Bears gonna booty blast them in Chicago.
the colts qb situation is crazy
>>152406596Hmm. I don't like this bit.....I LOVE IT!
>>152406540>What are some of the biggest MVP level season collapses historically?Faker Gayfield is in the midst of one right now
>>152406549Shedeur lost to the worst team in the NFL. The only thing he embarrassed yesterday was the Sanders family name
trip, bk
>>152406614
>>152406614Oh no democrats aren't happy :(Who cares, they deserve death.
>>152406540purdy 4 int game vs the ravens on the second to last week
>>152406614Not even remotely true. I'd rather have Bill Clinton ruling us.
why do you idiots keep responding to the low effort bait
You are doing the same thing by acknowledging the bait. Dumbass
>>152406632Kekked
>>152406657Because they're sensitive faggots who are easily gotten to, so they just HAVE to respond, it doesn't matter if it's the worst bait imaginable.
>>152405757Fuck you nigger.Bears aren't going away and neither are the fans. You're going to get booty blasted by Bo this week and will be in 2nd again, and then the Bears are going to diarrhea all over you in Chicago. If your obesity and diabetes didn't kill you with a heart attack at the end of yesterday's game we'll finish that job in Chicago.
>>152406620that shit was not even a campaign yet
>>152406682Cmon man is that language really necessary?
>>152406522>NorteDid you do that on purpose
>>152406682Denver is an AFC team. Bears are an NFC team. It’s cute to think the Broncos have a chance here, but Thro Pix will make sure Denver’s offense isn’t even on the field.
>>152406614>look at the state of this country right now, holy fuckWhat's wrong with it?
im not a dumbass
>>152406699
>>152401172>>152401172>>152401172NEW
why is bitchknees having a melty
>>152406451I didn't need the coach to tell me this, it was clear live. It's okay though Caleb was balling out in the 2nd half and the Packers didn't stop the Bears once in the 2nd half. You have to put the game in your QB's hands to get them to the next level and even if Caleb missed that throw those moments will help him grow. I have no doubt the Bears win the runback.
Snood.I mean Sneed.Damnit.
>>152406732you sick fuck
>>152406701https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z_4Xf-AFdSc
>>152406716Norte is Spanish for North
get a life
>>152406720Am i supposed to know or care who that is?
>>152406771i dont speak taco bell menu langage
>>152406780>im an ignorant retard incapable of expanding my mind!
>>152406801dont need to sully my psyche with brown person words
New>>152406792>>152406792>>152406792
>>152406245>spicllinoisShocking! Every beaner I see here in Wisconsin has illinois license plates
