Previous thread died >>152216360 Incoming fixtures:12/12/2520:45 Angers - Nantes13/12/2517:00 Rennes - Brest19:00 Metz - PSG21:05 Paris FC - Toulouse14/12/2515:00 Lyon - Le Havre17:15 Auxerre - Lille17:15 Lens - Nice17:15 Strasbourg - Lorient20:45 Marseille - MonacoKWAB of the week standings:1. OL (4x KWABs)2. OM (3x KWABs)2. Nice (3x KWABs)3. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)3. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)3. Monaco (1x KWAB)3. Strasbourg (1x KWAB)3. PSG (1x KWAB)
These KWABOTW polls and standings were a great initiative desu
Where is everyone? Thought /L1/ was a NEET kingdom
>>152403812thank you OP for the needful.Reposting the KWABOTW #15 poll, the next Ligue huh fixtures haven't started yet, you can still vote till friday:https://poal.me/wrc7pahttps://poal.me/wrc7pahttps://poal.me/wrc7pahttps://poal.me/wrc7pa
actually, the standings are:>>1523180541. OL (4x KWABs)2. OM (2x KWABs)2. Nice (2x KWABs)3. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)3. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)3. The City of Marseille (1x KWAB)3. Monaco (1x KWAB)3. Strasbourg (1x KWAB)3. PSG (1x KWAB)total: 14
>>152404678some faggot namefag on the board spammed the catalog after handegg games of abhorrent thread and almost killed most of euro league generals
>>152405474>making the difference between OM and the city of MarseilleI also already counted yesterday's KWAB for Nice, so the standing is correct
i know it's early, but is he a flop?
>>152406125>https://www.lequipe.fr/Page/Auteur-d-un-arret-exceptionnel-contre-rennes-matvei-safonov-veut-faire-le-match-dans-le-but-du-psg-il-a-marque-des-points/1615230>Auteur d'un arrêt exceptionnel contre Rennes, Safonov veut faire le match avec Chevalier dans le but du PSG : « Il a marqué des points »>Les commentaires ont été désactivés.Yes
>>152406125heh... Chevalingz needs more time...
>Monaco - Galatasaray >USG - Marseille >Bilbao - PSG>Nizza - Braga>young boys - Lille>lyon - go ahead Eagles Predictions?
>>152406537>Monaco - Galatasaray Galatasaray victory>USG - Marseille OM>Bilbao - PSGdraw>Nizza - BragaBraga win>young boys - LilleLille win>lyon - go ahead EaglesEagles win
>>152406834Eagles are super bad, even >we beat them, no chance Lyon lose.
>>152406881Lyon are doing extremely bad these days, they just lost to shitters and there's no sign of improvement. They have a high chance to lose. I say this as a Lyonfag
>>152406537drawusgpsgbragaloscolmight bet that tomorrow
>>152406537PSG, Lille, Lyon win.The rest lose miserably
>>152406537Monaco, Marseille, paris, Braga, draw, draw
>>152418084Monaco are shit these days, idk about Galatasaray tho
>>152406834I'll make a parlay with those exact results, you better deliver anon
>>152420219rip wallet
What part of Saint-Gilles are you from lads?
rions de marseille ce soir.
AHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA OUI OUI OUI OUI
>>152423880Let's give USG our strength
Weah devient vite mon joueur préféré à l'OM
ET MERCEE
Can't trust the belgians
putain de belges....
I'm surprised Moneyco aren't getting assraped already
Et un troisième pour /L1/ :)
no..............
EL VAR SINSON
I had no idea Marseille made faggots seethe so hard they are literally rooting against them in Europe.Do you idiots realize we need the UEFA points, right?
>>152425346There are a couple mouthbreathers sitting here all week hatewatching Marseille kek
Mdr Merdeseille
Holy var sinson, my belgian friends are going to seethe
Macron et Philippe Trogneux ont soudoyé l'équipe de la VAR.
Monaco are wasting so many chances it's obvious they're going to choke at the last minute
>>152425346>we need the UEFA pointsno we don't.
>>152425378I apologise on behalf of the whole city of Marseille.
les supporters de merdeseille qui disent toujours que l'arbitrage les désavantage en europe... astaghfirullah quel bande de fdp
>>152425439> astaghfirullahBah alors Kévin, on s’amuse à reprendre les expressions des mahométans afin de se sentir «branché» ou bien de faire rire la galerie?
>>152425513il veut quoi le calice de tabarnak
RIGGED
NOT OFFSIDE
Clear offside thoughever
This is UEFA's apology for the Atalanta robbery
WHAT A FUCKIGN SAVEFUCK YOU RULLI
Quel bg ce Geronimo
Tié un loup rulli jtm
>>152425637>>152425647suceurs d'argentins, enculés de traitres.
>>152425672They welcome all criminals and traitors it's their nature
>>152420219Already lost
who the hell is his agent jesus
>>152435375based
Safonov fera un match XXLMessage à citer au coup de sifflet final
>>152435375lmaoTaiwanese basket-weaving forum tier
> They're falling for the high press memeIts like they never learn, it's going to be a counter attacking bloodbath.
I greatly enjoy seeing no one caring about these psg threads
>>152437318I'm not no one
>>152405474LOSC no kwab yet ? Damn it's gonna be for us this week-end
>>152439267Norf teams are pretty based so far in ligue huh, so no reason for Lens & Lille to get KWAB'D yet
>>152406834Decent so far
>>152407054of course you say this as a lyonfag, you're always pessimistic towads your club. You'll destroy them and you'll be nowhere to be seen then
>>152403812Sup dogsThought I'd say hello to da Frenchie contingent
>>152441962You guys are my niggas, ever since da revolution. The Jewish people see you as somewhat unruly with an independent streak, and that's reflected in my own life and experience. In this way, we are kindered spirits
>>152441962Sup, we have a small community, but if you like bullying OMerde, Pissshitgay, LOL and Nice, this is the place for you
I think I'm slowly getting into the Nice fetish
I've been looking at every Canal+ channel without success, on what fucking channel is the Lille game?
>>152449233>fetishKekThey're definitely not disappointing unlike Lille
Nice was a mistake, we shouldn't have crossed garibaldi, we are paying the price now.
>>152449530canal + live 2. it's 232 on my decodeur
>L'OL dans les clous face à la DNCG, l'encadrement du recrutement levéMarry me Michele
>>152449930I'd drink her pee
>>152441910You might actually be right>2 - 1 after 10 minutes
Nous avons perdus aujourd'hui
>>152450692Perdre contre des petits garçons, en plus...
>>152450692Your frog has a very big nose with large nostrils
>>152450692lille en danger de même pas se qualifier pour les barrages hein.
>>152450710kek this
>>152450692
>>152450783jej
>>152450783>dogue turns into a fucking cat
>>152420219I hope you lost a lot of money
It's been a while...
>>152451540I'm not used to it any more, feels good
>>152449930at first i was skeptical that a woman takes over one of the biggest French club, but then i remember she was Asian so i knew beforehand Lyon was good with her. And it shows.In a few years they'll get back on track, and since they already have a big stadium, so tons of revenues, they'll compete with PSG
>>152451662She's gonna be the mayor of Lyon before Aulas
>>152451703If she brings a Yuro title (like Europa League or Conference), then there's high chances of her becoming more popular in Lyon than Aulas yes, on some Chaban-Delmas shit for Girondins or Bollaert for Lens
mdr?
>>152452048he needs to stay the fuck away from the NT jesus
>>152450692Still can qualify. Trust Bruno.
>>152452048>2 ballon d’or in the same teamPls no
>>152452048>L'équipe giving him a special headlineFucking rats he doesn't deserve attention
>>152452315ofc they will, their purpose IS to get clicks and comments, only shocking, inflammatory stuff give traction nowadays. In case of Football, we all know Benzema is controversial, so he'll get shitload of reactions.
>>152452376I know that's why I'm calling them rats
>>152446490I will try
Wake up /L1/
>>152458811It's /L2/ for me, today.I'm more excited for ASNL-CF63 ('cause I'm Clermontois) than Angers-Nantes, tbhfdesu
>>152458958Why are those terrorists at Al-Iquip doubling down on the Benzema shit? This is today's front cover
>>152458958I think that's the case for anyone, except maybe for nantais and angevins>>152459144>Al-Iquipjej
salut à tous oubliez pas de parler seulement en français
>>152461290basé
haven't watched ligue 1 since 03/04 season, when it was on Monday resume on Eurosport's Eurogoalsis Nantes still a good team?
pas vraiment pêh
>>152461480>is Nantes still a good team?NO!I mean...YES!Thanks to this man
>>152452503Do you think journalism is free ? By linking this picture you give people the curiosity to go on their website, giving them clicks and so on. You're a slave, you do what they want you to do
>>152461480good team but poorly managed. This is season is absolutely abyssmal
Friday 12/127pm CETAngers - NantesSaturday 13/125.pm CETRennes - Brests7.pm CETMetz - PSG9.05pm CETParis FC - ToulouseSunday 14/123.pm CETOL - Le Havre5.15pm CETStrasbourg - LorientLens - NiceAuxerre - LOSCMAIN EVENT, 8.45 CETOLYMPIQUE DE MARSEILLE - ASSOCIATION SPORTIVE DE MONACOKWAB of the week standings:1. OL (4x KWABs)2. Nice (3x KWABs)3. OM (2x KWABs)4. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)4. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)4. The City of Marseille (1x KWAB)4. Monaco (1x KWAB)4. Strasbourg (1x KWAB)4. PSG (1x KWAB)
donc j'ira à Paris le 3 maiest-ce la peine d'y aller voir un match contre le PSG ou même le Paris FC ?
>>152461718Jean-Bouin (Paris FC) est extrêmement pas cher, tu peux regarder pleins de matchs, très près du terrain, avec une ambiance comfy, pour genre 10-15€.Le Parc (PSG), c'est devenu le cirque, et ça coute cher.
>>152461805>10-15 eurosc'est vraiment pas cher du toutest-ce que le Paris FC a-t-il beaucoup de fans dans la ville ou non ?
>>152461551I didn't post a pictureAnd it doesn't change that I won't subscribe to their shitty toilet paper
>>152461709You're not gonna fool us Doumé, separating OM and Marseille isn't valid1. OL (4x KWABs)2. Nice (3x KWABs)2. OM (3x KWABs)4. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)4. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)4. Monaco (1x KWAB)4. Strasbourg (1x KWAB)4. PSG (1x KWAB)
>>152461709>RC Lens ranking first in ligue 1>not appearing in the KWAB ranking.Feelsgood.jpg
>>152461498>>152461629grim
>>152461480needs to be sold asap to become good again, otherwise they're heading straight to the ASSE route.
>>152463579I miss the derby tbqh
>>152463579or worse, the bordeaux way
svp le mans...
Et merde, on a encore perdu
une semaine à Paris en maiquelles sont vos recommendations ? svp basedez sérieux>versailles>match de foot (Paris FC)>un concert>les trucs typiques de touristes
>>152463719desu, Kita isn't Lopes tier of retardation.
>>152464130this is the most "chatgpt tier reply" but sortiraparis got some really interesting plans, from time to time...https://www.sortiraparis.com/
>>152464165>foreigners asks something in french>reply in englishclassic
>>152464130>basedezmerde
>>152461480>getting their arse kicked hard by AngersI guess you have your answer
>>152464214on doit protéger notre langue contre la menace anglosaxonne
>>152459144Why is it out now, like 6 months before the world cup
>>152464130Mon avis non biaisé de Marseillais : je te conseille vivement le Louvre. Même si on en dit surtout du mal ces derniers temps, et à juste titre vu les failles de sécurité, c'est pour moi un des seuls musées au monde (avec le Metropolitan à New York et le British Museum) à exceller à la fois en tant que galerie d'art et musée d'histoire.Le nombre de touristes gâche un peu l'expérience, par contre. J'ai eu la chance d'y aller pendant le COVID quand les asiatiques pouvaient pas entrer en Europe.
>>152469371> J'ai eu la chance d'y aller pendant le COVID quand les asiatiques pouvaient pas entrer en Europe.c'était mon expérience à Venise en 2021. vraiment joli pêh. merci beaucoup anon
>>152469371Night sessions at the Louvre are goated and surprisingly touristless.
Does Thauvin deserve the NT? I mean, if he gets Lens the title, will Deschamps pass on him?
Aujourd'hui, je suis mes seins.Euh...Aujourd'hui, je suis Messin. (C'est mieux. Allez Metz !)Ca va encore finir en 0-4, d'façons...
Montpellier seem to be struggling in the league recently, not scoring much, but still they are fairly decent odds favorites against Grenoble.Do you frenchies who watch the actual games and follow the teams more than stats know if Grenoble or draw is a decent bet "against" the odds? Or can Montpellier strike back so I should stay away?
Chevalier is about to get a KWAB nomination if he doesn't play today.
>>152470223based
>>152470223who you watched?
>>152469643Montpellier became an extremely unlikeable club too, since the death of Louis Nicollin, his son is a fat, delusional retard cunt with provocative quotes regarding people with lesser money
jvais régarder Paris FC ce soir-là
>>152469935Zabarnyi will play too?
>>152464130Est-ce que les parisiens conseilleraient la visite des catacombes ?
>Thiago Silva : « T'imagines, terminer par un titre de champion du monde ? »>À quelques mois de la retraite, Thiago Silva, le capitaine du Fluminense de 41 ans, rêve d'être rappelé avec le Brésil pour le Mondial. Avant de devenir un jour entraîneur du Paris-SG, un club qui a marqué sa vie.What's up with old former internationals trying to get back into their NTAt least Silva is quite likeable desu
>derby breton>no rain
>>152470747Red Star has nothing to do with Paris since forever
>>152470666Bonjour Satan
>Mbitcha
>>152470677>fat, delusional retard cunt with provocative quotes regarding people with lesser moneyHow is that any different from the father?
>>152474839It isn't, and in true mafia fashion these bastards made millions managing trash
Are you excited for tomorrow's wanking and thrashing?
Our yougins are goated fr no cap
>>152470223>>152470747>waking up at 8 am to watch a Ligue 2 game that ended 0-0grim
2-3Happening?
OHNONONO
If 5 PSG will choke.
>>152403812damn psg customers we cant blame chevalier anymore
>>152475216>
>>152403812
Do it for Lens, Metz
>>152475325At least, they tried.
Well fug that was a good effort
>>152475349Kino shirt, I didn't remember he played there
>Sainté losing to Bastia
>>152475371>I didn't remember he played thereCome on, now...But yeah, Kino shirt indeed
>>152475622I was just a kid in the 90s desu
PFC bros...
>Sainté
>>152476387>les vertschecks out
> Imagine being a PFC bandwagonner
>lose to to lose
Not sure if Nantes, Benzema or PFC are the most promising KWABOTW contenders so far
>PFC are starting to shit the bed...cmonbruh
>>152475023hope they lose 4-0 for shits and giggles
im watching this legally
>>152451662>must manage a very tight budget>give the task to a aged womanHistorically approved decision. why do you thinks moms are always in charge of managing everyday expenses.
> nigga named NgoyThe ultimate tool of the french state
there is someone singing at the stadium at some crying boomers wearing miner hats hahahahahaha
football?
>>152490614history yes.You will learn, greekbro, that RC Lens is the most soulful club of ligue 1 with a rich history dating from the golden age of Nord-Pas-de-Calais and the industrialization / coal extraction era.They're quite proud of it up there. The song is directly related to this era too and became the anthem of the club :https://youtu.be/rygifBeBKUU?si=54oS3HlkDxK5MgsH
>>152490677there is no reason for a half time show noone of them has ever picked up a pickaxe or played minecraft
>>152490741Ha merde excuse moi je pensais que tu étais sincère et non pas un trou du cul de cacaposteur. Je t'invite à continuer de tapisser le thread de merde.
>>152490614>>152490741it's a tradition at Half time in Lens to play/sing their Coron song. It's like some clubs, mainly Liverpool or Celtic singing YWNAprease underestandu
that lens jersey is fucking KINO
kek the lille game is kino
>>152471183>>152491247
>>152491392wtf
>>152491392Came here for this. What happened
>>152490741the fuck you mean ? Rc Lens players are part time coal miners you dumb dumb.
>>152491984Le storytelling ultime leur délire de passé minier dans la régionPar définition intouchable et éternel
you now remember this iconic graphic.https://x.com/OM_Officiel/status/546680366053220352
>>152493385>thauvin will be 2 times "champion d'automne"Le GOAT
>>152491392ÂME
>>152491392s'il vous plaît, regardez notre ligue
RIGUÉ
LMAO HOW?
I don't want to hear any Marseillefag talking about refball ever again
>>152496611>>152496643>>152496731Really quite the obvious call, you should learn the rules for offside
>>152496643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1J5IZ7C8AQ
Payback lel
Shambolic display from both teams
How many chances these fuckers need to score ONE goal?
Cheh
Fucking finally
This has to be the riggiest of rigged scenarios lmao
NOT SOFAST
>>152497956>>152497975Mdr
LMAO YOURE ALL SO MAD RIGHT NOW
MASONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
>le département absolu des monégastes
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KWAB
this has at least 5 goals in it
biereth was offside again
Lmao these mfs just can't score
A well deserved victory
Has the chatte à Dédé jumped towards de Zerbi?
You know what time it is, KWAB of the Week poll time! Week 16https://poal.me/8pisi1https://poal.me/8pisi1https://poal.me/8pisi1https://poal.me/8pisi1
>>152498735obviously memenaco
>>152491499Good evening my dear fellow rijselien
>>152498735monakek
Absolute state of Côte d'Azur
>>152498735>https://poal.me/8pisi1TIL I learned that Pogba injured himself again kek
>>152498735Monnaie conne
lel
>>152506063kek seething
>>152506063Just don't be offside x
geez
bonne nuit les gars
>>152490881c'était pas moi au fait, il parle pas le français
>>152518690Mérité
what do we think of this?
forgot pic
>>152527239Who cares it's qatarAlso what the FUCK is this new image captcha
>>152527516hiromoot je te nique ta mère
>>152529074'Sont rigolos ces nouveaux captchas, pourtant?
>>152529112Trop de clics par rapport à l'ancien
>>152529112The new captchas won't last>>>/g/107578788
posting just to check the new captcha.Fucking psychometric tests for big retards. Exactly what this shithole of a website needed.
>no ChevalierFINISHED
>>152537972Many such cases... SAD!
>Tir aux chattesMême pas un match en bois.En contreplaqué, au mieux.
yeah, Chevalier is cooked
>>152538977Yes >>152539031
bump for Coupe de France
>>152546989what are we watching?
>>152549781For me it's Les Herbiers - AngersNice - St Etienne could be a shitterkino too
>>152546989For me, it's Croix-Reims.
Forgot to post the fixtures
>>152549990>Béthune-Sochaux>Le Puy-BordeauxDang, there's some nice fixture. Add to the list.
>>152549990wishing the best to all those literally who clubs
Strasbourg kinda legit in conference
>>152549990Where the fuck is Perigny? I assume the Alps since the city name ends with a Y but not sure
>>152562946Absolute state of your geographical instinct
>>152563704i mean where is the lie?
>>152563743>I assume the Alps since the city name ends with a Y but not sureWelcome to France! There's a bunch of those, actually.
>>152562946First time I hear thisYou also think Cergy, Evry, Clichy or Orly are in the Alps?
KWABOTM
>>152565889Forgot to add the duration>1 month of absence at the worst time
Wild storyline>Luis Enrique sur la blessure de Matveï Safonov, héroïque lors de PSG-Flamengo : « C'est le karma »mfw we shitposted Chevalier back in against our own desireI'm betting Chevalier couldn't handle the bantz and broke Safonov's hand after the game
No happenig, so far.
my goat
>>152568107The flail of Feignies-Aulnoye
>Sotoca
>>152568368Flamengo-tier
PSG, sign this man!
>>152549919You were right for Les Herbiers-Angers
mdr brest
Well, that was fun. See you tomorrow, guys.
>>152568942kinda shame that most lower tier teams got yeeted
what are we watching today?
>>152580674For me it's Lyon-la-Duchère - Toulouse
>>152403812What's the paris fc situation? Any good players? Good place in the table?
>>152580938they've nerfed themselves on purpose at the start of the season to act like "le humble promoted underdog" when their budget is already the 4th of the league. They didn't want to break the league yet so purchase few players and only relied on their last year ligue 2 team to end up 13th ish at the start of this season.They might continue to play the role of the "weak promoted club" this season, and then next season they'll take their mask off and just buy their way to the title. Their performance this season is all PR.
>>152580674Marcq-en-Baroeul - Troyes
Giroud la vieille fraude qui se prend des petits ponts par des nobody de national 2
>>152581804>Marcq-en-Baroeul is winningBasé
Come on la Duche
How many tonight? Betting on a 0 - 12 for qsg
>>152587393Beraldo is playing so PSG has to concede at least once
Holy shit lmao
what can we expect from today's games?
>>152595109Same as yesterday. Most lower teams are are weak this season, they don't have the soul of older lower teams who use to make lots of upsets.
Fixture of the day
>mfw Nice scored a goal
Concarneau - Nantes looks kino
Orléans - Dieppe looks promising
St-Cyr will score at 55'
>Bordeaux
We got ourselves a Lille - Lyon kino
>>152612493>KWAB: the club
>>152612739seriously, what the fuck is their problem? They're not coming back to ligue 1 for a while, are they?
>>152612788They simply don't like football
>>152612788Too much wine.
>>152612788Lopes burnt it to the ground
>>152612788What's funnier is the fate of the Matmut Atlantique
What do we think about this
>>152628368grim
>>152628368Who can stop >us now?(literally anyone I know)
>>152628368will he even get playtime there?
>>152632124Pretty sure RM has included it in the contract. There was a rumour that they requested he would play more games than are actually left in OL's season jej
Czech bros, is he your next Pavel Nedved?
>>152640461Love this guy desu, greatest buy for a while
>>152641017>for a while*in a long time
Why can't the Football trainers in Brazil stop offending each other?There's something wrong with them. The rooters don't respect them, and they don't respect each other. It's truly a shitty job, in Brazil.
TOPKEK
>>152643752our cars are safe
>>152643752Juste Paris?
>>152643752at what time do they play?
>>152648770Chimpout O'clock
>>152643752no car burned = good
merry xmas /l1/!
>>152656141Jour de boxe quand ?
>>152656494en vrai ce serait cool, genre ils mettent la coupe de France, les matchs du mois de décembre le 26 et après les joueurs partent en vacs
When are the next fixtures btw?
Are we the most turbonormie nation?
>>1526616542 Janvier
>>152675240High chance of death for this thread
>>152641017Since pic related?
>>152686000damn that's a rare pic, forgot he played for Lyon
>>152686000CheckedLyon have made other great buys since Pjanic (even if they weren't as good) - Guimaraes, Paqueta, Depay, F. Mendy, etc. But they've made relatively shitty ones these last years, with maybe Tagliafico, Mikautadze being good. There might be some decent recent picks but it still had to be decided
Just found out Jean-Louis Gasset is dead
F
>>152711944reminder that he got shit on by Merdesaillais despite saving their season a fex years ago. This cunts really don't deserve anything nice.
This guy will unironically in French sports history books go down as the greatest French Footballer since platini...Above Thuram...Above Mbappé...Above Benzema...Above Giroud...Above Henry...Above Zidane...Above Fontaine...Above Kopa...LMFAOMFAO
