>>152404242>yfw Yan will defend his belt against O'Malley next
meg o malley
Riddle me this /heem/: The wife and mother of Michael Chandler's three children, what is her last name?
Fuck it, I'm Horiguchi nowHerro prease
BALLS Merab is probably flushed now, he’ll lose the Umar rematch while O’Malley get another meme shot
>>152409922the wife of Iron Mikes kids? His adopted children are unmarried, b
From this point forward this is the only youtuber that can be posted here. Don't post that obese british incel anymore
>>152409938Incorrect *petrifries you*
>Joana i know we were lezzing out in the bathroom but i can't do that when the father of my children is present u kno dis
>>152409922Can I phone a friend?
>>152409889Joanna is executing God tier bait to get him to say something retarded
>>152409951moar
>>152409963*raises paw*Denied!
>>152409951We watch mma daddy here
Tomala now has two walking canes
>>152409999I remember him being gung ho for raja beating up that doo, what side switching two faced bitch.
>>152410021Rajadaddy did nothing wrong.
>>152409951I never want to see fight fairy here again unless her arms up
>>152410034so he's just MMA guru for indians?
>>152410034nigga no one cares about your retard fatso
>>152410034Wait, there's video of Conor raping women? That is disgusting! How did that come out? Where was it posted?
>>152410037Smells like cilantro lime chipotle barbacoa with cumin and oregano
come on you can't be hiding >goobyrapingwoman.webmfrom us
>>152410046Didn’t you know? Sexy indaddies have conquered North America
QRD on the Joanna Jamahawlg situation
Ok but for reel Yan loses his first defense
>>152410078they cant even conquer the toilet lol
>>152410078He looks more iranian than indian
Oh dear....
where is the goob tape
>>152410104To be fair Umdaddy is the bantamweight GOAT
Tyron Woodley is broadly regarded as one of the best MMA fighters of all time
Tyron Woodley had his dick obliternated by an raccoon on camera
Tyron Woodley is broadly retarded
on the 323 card, a few fights had potential twisters that were ignored. we are due for a twister, its been a couple years
Tough to commit to Joanna Lez posting when you just realised that Cruz and Rountree (?) are in the background for whatever reason
keep an eye on a kid named Shogun
hyperextending your own elbow is not a fluke you literally get instructed on how to not do that in your first week of training jiu jitsu pantoja just thought he was invincible and got humbled by a titan
Van won.
>>152410034raja isnt man enough to rape a woman faggot got reduced to tears by a twitch chat lmao
joanna presenting her abs for a touch
I shot the sheriff
only if its just a touch
jamahal hill palming joanna head like a basketball and slamming her head against a wall anime style
I don’t like Jamahal so he has to let his GF get put in intensive care by a professional WMMA fighter
gianni the greek knew panty hose was going to dislocate his arm he called it the day prior at the analyst table #draftkings
Ur opinion=WGAF
I am ready for literally anything
jam-a-hall
I disagree with Jamahal Hill because he is black.
Jamahal needs to calm Joanna down with a healthy dose of BBC
what happened did Jamomo beat Joanna up or something?
Indians are considered sexy again and joshua van is an indian champ
>>152409818But why was he saying *IF you hit my girl* "im gonna heem yo azz"? She must have been about to swing or something. Camera conveniently doesn't film it.
>Huh? What was the question?>Kids.. dying? I dont know what to tell you kid. Im in the war business and its just part of the game.
>>152410497You can see it in face of for girl like that. The first times camera go off and i trry speak with this queen she sure to slap my face. All for instagram bloody bitch!
whyen is cumdaddy fighting again
>>152410514There is 0 chance joanna threatened to physically harm someone. It's emotional Jamahal Hill proposing a power fantasy scenario.
So let me get this straight, Jamahal's gf was mouthing off about Jan for no reason other than she's a loud mouth negress, Joanna stood up for him in his absence and Jamahal threatened to knock her out. cut this fucking nigger, right now. make him fight Jan first so Jan can turn his dumb nigger face into mince meat.
Dana would sleem joana way harder than jamal
>>152410429Joanna got in his GFs face and he warned her he’d heem her if she heemed his gfCompletely fair enough. Would you let Kayla Harrison beat up your gf because men can’t le hit le women? Of course not
Does anyone recall his Merab's corner calling out the Yan jab that is coming on every shot attempt/fake? His corner was a shit show, he couldve made simple, wrestle fuck adjustments, and won lol
Who wants to bet Jamahal's ghetto ass GF got in Joanna's face after Joanna quipped back
>>152410571You guys clearly weren’t around for Jo’s title reign. She was known to be a bitchy bully who was always starting shit with people
>>152410593shut the fuck up Patel. heem yourself.shove a bunch of razor blades in a dildo, jam it in your throat and let me punch it so it explodes.
>>152410593You sure Jamahal's loud mouth girl didn't start it?
>>152410620Buds have a meltie because Jamahal big bro’d his waifu lmao
Jahamal Hill is black
>>152409965based>>152409999BASED>>152410048B A S E D
>>152410659don't fucking talk to me you disgusting rat brown sack of cow shit.
/pol/ says that ufc white house is gay and a sign of idiocracy. Why dont they appreciate heems?
how do I bet the male equivalent of this, but for megan olivi's feet
Jamahal Hill's girlfriend is black
reminder
>only way to solve this issue is by KO'ing joannalol at the muslims on reddit going to war for Jamahal Hill rn
>>152410578Somehow Jan will knock him out but the judges will make it a No Contest
>>152410679because pol is a bunch of shills/indians/jews/niggers, and 20 real posters.
>>152410641>>152410593if you're anything like me and you're around nigger women more often than you'd like to be, you'd know his dumb gf was starting it and chatting shit >>152410679/pol/ is 90% south east asians and brown immigrants living in european countries, wgaf what they think
>>152410713powerful
>>152410673>waaaahhh Someone get clittystralia a diaper change!
pantoja is done. I predict the flyweight title will change hands every year for several years.
>>152410713Bodied that freak!
>>152410132Talbott low diffs, i fear
Joanna isn't allowed to verbally defend her friend from a ratchet detroit hoe yapping above normal decibels.
>>152410716He didn’t KO Joanna. He warned her that if she assaulted his wife he would retaliate
>>152410756no indian top 10 fighters, hell, no indian top 2000 fighters. disgusting little thing you are.
>>152410808>He warned her that if she assaulted his wifewhich would never happen because Joanna isn't a room temperature iq raging retard like him. just a fantasy where he's a hero KO'ing a woman.
>>152410713do NOT read the subscriber counts
we stand with joanna here
>>152410846>>152410809Joanna was lowkey feinding for chadmahal’s BBC Jealousy is very ugly
Heeminder to not be racist
jammer hall vs blachowicz is the obvious fight to make
>>152410909fyi, posts like yours are the reason I do runners on indian cab drivers and report every uber eats order as stolen if a disgusting jeet delivered it.
I hate crackas
Why is she testing a YN like Jamahl anyway? Bitch get mollywhopped real quick.
should MMAjoey be stoned to death for not shaving his stache?
>>152410956boohoo, ugly brownoid manlet. you're welcome for the internet, phones, cars, planes, plumbing, computers, medicine and surgery. oh wait, no you're not. Give it all back, coon.
>>152410982shes gonna take one punch at an event, and get a chuck contract lmao
>>152410982she only knows african americans through their positive portrayals in hollywood movies. so hackers, scientists, etc
>>152410268I miss him
>>152410914wtf is this real
How come nobody is mentioning what Joanna is up to nowadays
>>152411044SEXO
>>152411000>>152410955Piggy TWP meltdown I fear
Black chicks boy Guskov and thought the fight should've been stopped in RD2
>>152410909
How would Crash Bandicoot do in mma?
>>152411069>posting a webm of a spaniard heeming another spaniardgood job rajesh.
Why does it smell like curry in here?
>>152411081Honestly who’s in the right here Please someone just give me any excuse to blame Jamaal as the villain
>>152411081AGPoatan is a BBC slut thoughevermorebeit
>>152411113women are always wrong, belee dat.there's a good reason why they've been 2nd class for the majority of human history.
>my brazza came all the way from scottsdale, russian, to be here tonight>and you're not gonna fight for him? >you fight, and you fight good.
>>152411153Post your foreskin rabbi
>>152411100>>152411098I just dumped a load of steaming hot curry sauce on a pathetic pink piggies head They’ve been in mass suicide mode since Mamdaddy won I fear
uhm-i justa joke-2 ya?
>>152411197It’s great, importing jeets to keep the abduls in check.
>>152411186Why are you oinking to see brown penis on heem? Just ask your sister for her camera roll
>>152410571Nah, it was a warning. And you can even hear her saying "yea? You gonna heem me?" Meaning she was threatening to heem his girl. Plus black men are allowed to heem white women in any form of defense. Plus his girl is black so Joanna's gonna go through the ringer by both feminists, blk ppl, and bald white boomer alpha male types (because he was proteggin his gurl).
Finally got to watch the fight, I remember after their first fight being so fucking pissed off because Yan looked like the better fighter, just handcuffed by constant, unsuccessful takedowns. Watching him stuff them properly and just beat the shit out of that fucking goofy hat wearing midget was so fuckin satisfying.Total wrestlenigger death, based No Mercy. Anyone got webms from it?
>>152411186I have my foreskin. I once had hardened cheese I had to pick away at with my nails.
for me its the power pose. i hate womens mma, but put a strong bitch on screen, and i'll find an illegal stream.
>>152411286Hopefully Sean beats Mydong so Petr can get that robbery back.
>>152411000KEK the second guy
>>152411197this is literally the only webm that exists of a jeet beating a white person besides the one where a guy sucker punchers the other fella. question, since jeets are so retarded, is it considered mercy to hit them so hard they get brain damage?
Aljodaddy’s BBC administer many gapings to both Shitr and meraped. Truly the bantamweight GOAT!!!
Fuck Peter Yan
>>152411327Man, what a change.Kayla Harrison.
all this domestic violence discussion has my clitty cage steaming
>>152411338It’ll be nice for pootr to finally get a defence before Umdaddy spreads and spunks his bussy cheeks
BigBudayCock
>>152411367i hope shes throwing slurs around at some waffle house right now
merab wasn't healthy so regrettably speaking it doesn't count
sure jamahal, i'm sure the little polish goblin threatened your uncontrolled kween and didn't just say shut your jive turkey ass up about jan
>>152411347aljeet ramesh went full shaub
>>152411338>being sinophobic when yan is half chinese
>>152411420Have you ever interacted with a polish chick? Negresses ain't got shit on them
>>152411347 jubli was beating breeden for the first 2.5 rounds
>>152411475He's not Chinese then, he's a superior mutt.
>>152411505Americans really think that polish people would never start a street fight lmfao
>>152411420what if after the weigh-ins they just send in the leech against omalley and nobody notices? or possibly the mountain tiger guy
if you've never met an American negress count yourself lucky
Merab said he’d kill himself if he lost to Yan
>>152411404The waffle house stare
>>152411508>he was winning until he was losingYou know, my favourite thing about Australia is that racism is in the water. jeets aren't even safe from other brown people.my best friend is a samoan boxer that came here when he was 5 and I swear to god he goes on the biggest racist rants againsts jeets and I've had the pleasure of watching him knock out 3 of them in the CBD for no reason other than they're jeets.
>>152411579and Thomas Binhole said he can't see, breaking news MMA fighters lie all the time
>>152411508>muh jubli
>>152409899so... why is everyone overlooking Raoni Barcelos. he has wins over Payton Talbott, CodyGarbrandt and Ricky Simón this 2025
The Joshua Van era of flyweight division will last a decade
Slamdaddy has been elected king of Australia. All pink piggies must report to the sharia council, with caged clitties of course.
Brown dick lives rent free in your heads
>>152411628Imagine if Indians cared about human cockfighting like they cared about being tech CEOs. Kek your boss is probably indian
>>152411600>dumb esl jeet thinks I'm going to read all that
>>152411654Umdaddy’s cocksleeve I fear
>>152411753he hasn't finished a fight since then
>>152411732An indian ceo is a sign of stagnation.
>>152411732>promise 21 >deliver 10really helping their reputation
The answer is Willet. Michael Chandler's wife's last name is Willet. She never took his last name nor his seed. I seriously doubt Mike has ever seen Brie's vagina.
>>152411770Yan hasn’t finished a fight since July 2020
Willet Chamberlain
How many of you had opportunities to be professional fighters? Why or why didn’t you pursue it?
>>152411952yet yan makes people bleed, umar's basically the ian garry of bantamweight
>>152412068Umar made Merab bleed.
>>152411732They're working for america, paying american tax dollars, and making american companies better because they know india is shit. Imagine being such a cuck you think getting brain drained is somehow worth being proud of.
>>152412101Yeah and it broke his hand to do it.
Kek
>>152412116Levels.
post illegal heems
>>152411654He is old. UFC buries him in apex prelims
>>152412172Joanna was about to do this to hamahal
Imagine if Van loses his next fight
>>152411654He's old as shit b that car's gonna break down eventually
TITO'S NACHOS BABY
>>152412101>>152412134of course you georgianphobic incels think these are totally the same. fascist
>>152411732I'm a chef, my boss is literally jewish and he outright declines job applications from people if their last name isn't European.
>>152412327someone describe the smell on those hats
>>152411753Why did Umar gently cradle him after heeming him
Van is probably the most undeserved champion ever. Just in the few seconds that fight lasted you could see it was gonna be an easy night for Pantoja. Too bad the disgrace happened. That really made me sad, i just turned it off and went to sleep. But anyway.... I think Van will lose his next fight whoever he is fighting (probably Traira)
>>152412462Ey man it is what it is
>>152412327Wow! Russia really owns meraped’s bussy!
>>152412379Based Jewdaddy got ya piggy ass slaving!*whipcrack*
Create your dagestani name /heem/Kh + <first name of our favorite fighter starting from the first vowel to the last consonant>Nurm + <last name of our favorite fighter starting from the first vowel to the last consonant> + ovfor example:alex pereira = kh+alex nurm+ereir + ov = Khalex Nurmereirovjon jones = kh+on nurm+ones = Khonib Nurmonesovfrancis ngannou = Khancis Nurmannov
>>152412560you say that, but he tried setting me up with his wife once and he always gives me free food and money for seemingly no reason. in-fact, last week he popped over and brought me a pack of cigarettes and a case of beer just cause I told him the day before I was running low.I've been to his house, he's no richer than me.
>>152412132His life shits on yours
>>152412379Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>152412624*your favorite fighter
>>152412647>first asian male champ>''won'' by a complete bullshit fluke>r/aznidentity has to try twist it into a win for asian men at all costskek, he's losing his first title defence bro. cope.
>>152412645Jewdaddy got us piggy ass drinkin’ it up He likes his slave piggies plump and plush!
>>152412132What an amazing rags to riches story. Imagine if he meets those 6'5" 300lb linebacker jocks who bullied him in high school in the streets one day and decides to show them who's boss
>>152412718His first title defence will be taira so there’d still be an Asian champ
I hate this place so fucking much.
>>152412624Khkhabib Nurnurmagomedov
>>152412848yeah, a jap. an honrary aryan. don't pretend that you're anything like the japs, you brown SEAmonkey. rofl
>>152412929>SEAmonkeyincorrect
nunes is heeming her isn't she
>>152412929I’m not Asian mate just pointing out they’d still have a champ and Petr is basically Chinese
>>152412848>>152412929sorry bro, but there's only 4 races of people that can fight. it's whites, latinos, pacific islanders and negros. asians, pajeets, arabs and so on are all ''prey'' races. weak. the former are predator races.
>>152412957american cuisine>
Saarrr I redeemed championship fair and square saaarrr
>>152411753>>152412101Umar is a little quitter bitch. He doesn't have the go-out-on-your-shield warrior mentality of either khabib or merab. Yan breaks him. youtube.com/shorts/3ueB1Pd9wM0
>>152412913Nur nur nur nurmag'medov
>>152412981>Petr is basically Chinesehis dad is russian, georgian and chinese. if you do the math, Petr is like 5% chinese at most. look at him though. pale skin, pink lips and nipples, dark blonde hair, double eyelids. if you didn't know anything about him, he'd look just like any midwestern american white boy hick.
>>152412998We’re all one heeman race
>>152413010>american women are aloud to show their armpits to men other than their husbands or fathers
>>152413062shut up Genki
>>152413010the armpit aromatics are doing more than that saucing technique
>>152413058You're fucking autistic if you can't see the central asian phenotypes in him. No wonder. Russians were basically the rapespawn of mongols. Of course you downies would turn a blind eye.
>>152412718His life shits on yours, too
another race war in my heem thread
Comrade Yan did it for the glory of the Soviet Union
>>152413010if you've ever worked in a kitchen you know just how bad her armpits smell>>152413122>Russians were basically the rapespawn of mongolsif this is true, why are there literally zero traces of asiatics in their dna? they're pure slavic, the only european countries that show asiatic dna are Finns and Estonians, see: https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2025/07/ancient-dna-solves-mystery-of-hungarian-finnish-language-familys-origins/I'm not autistic, I just know what the fuck I'm talking about unlike (You), subhuman.
we cannot
>>152412998Latino dominance on display
>>152413162look at midget john woo lmao
van is one fc tier
You’re all genetic dead ends so your discussion on race is meaningless to you anyway
>>152413248In that he beats the shit out of people instead of dick sniffing to a decision? True
>>152413221you're in for a rude awakening, yellowboi. fortunately for me, that division is full of latinos so it won't be long until Van gets heemed before Pantoja has recovered.
>>152413279in that hes a little nip from obscurecheapnipland and slugs it out like a typical one bum
>>152413221Poor poor little vanjeet
Prime Putin will defeat Tajiri
>>152413276 Exactly lmao. The racism here is so impotent, you just know all these guys are total losers.
>>152413358>>152413276it's lost on me because my wife is latina anyways so it's not like I'm taking advantage of my white genes.
>>152413300hes a chicano from houston and hes got one hell of a boxing system nigguh shades of pacquiao remnants of mayweather
Talbott heems Umar with a perfectly timed knee
>>152413331Umm wtf is this
>>152413423Taira never got heemed
>>152413423one of the scariest split decisions ive ever seen. i was frozen like elsa
>fartsOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>152413041Nah, the leaf chang gets this one. Van is descended from northern Hans people of China.
>>152413496correct. taira was outboxed and over out tech'd by a guy taira ran through on 2 weeks notice lmao
>>152413556oops had a stroketaira was overall out techniqued by a guy van ran through love from india
anyone checked on our lad pantoji?
>>152413556you wanna try that again?
>>152413496Da Lou is undefeated against Asians.It’s simply a kryptonite situation
>>152413592already ahead of you mate
>>152413211Still don't get it do you? Who do you think keeps the lights on in this place? Even when you think you're running away, you still follow. J-daddies are in all directions. Poor miss G-1...
>>152413599not truehe dropped 1 to the qing of qazaqstan ramazan temirov
>ran throughAre we going to pretend that fight wasn't competitive and Van didn't get his ass beat in round 2
>>152413599there's legit no fucking way Lon isn't asian. even his fucking hair is asian looking. yet he somehow has an incredibly celtic name, moreso than most irish people. make it make sense.
>>152413639it was competitive because van was counter boxing for the most part. 2 weeks notice btw
>>152413551Hes not Hakka hes Tibeto burman mutt
>>152413669you've got to stop coping. I'm happy for you asian bros, really, I am, you finally have a champ. You feel like your stock as a human goes up. but you need to stop pretending Van is good.
>>152413669>because van was counter boxingWhat? Have you seen Joshua Van fight before? Do you even understand what striking is?"It was competitive because he was counter boxing" yeah I imagine the counter boxer Joshua Van was counter boxing fucking retard
>>152413657mate, hes fucking chinese
>>152413657His mother is from china
>>152413703le no good fighters except for my favorite fighter who has a bajillion losses >>152413707him going second gave you the illusion it was competitive, to people with the eyes to see van dominated from the first minute and ended the fight with a knockdown
>Saar im actually not a seamonke IM HAN
VDS
Van be like MISSA PANTOAAAAH IM SOWWY FOR YO LOSS
>>152413764You see what fucking happens when you try to be reasonable to these SEAmonkeys?Van is not good because he's been heemed, will be heemed again, and the win over Pantoja was a fluke. fuck you man.
The problem with Van vs Taira is we still have no idea how Van will do in a prolonged grappling exchange. We learned nothing from the Pantoja fight and the best grapplers and wrestlers he's fought so far are random unranked guys. If someone as crafty and experienced as Moreno, who has proven himself to be able to scramble out of situations against the best wrestlers and grapplers in the division over and over, is getting out positioned so heavily I really have to worry about Van, who has a tendency to get over zealous in ground exchanges
>gilbert burns is 39 years old
>we still have no idea how Van will do in a prolonged grappling exchangewe watched him fight taira's training partner in the beginning of the year and he bitched him so bad he retired from the sport
When was the last Moreno looked good? Not even saying it’s not an impressive win but he’s been flushed for ages
>>152413856peach of a prospect b, never forget that he actually won against Chimaev and was robbed
>>152413850>the van-taira rivalry has replaced tomala posting Is this the most hyped flyweight match of all time?
>>152413927By that you mean it’s the new focal point of your seething mental illness outbursts
>>152413875Rei Tsuruya is significantly smaller and less dangerous than Taira in just about every way. It doesn't take much understanding to see that they're different fighters
>>152413896He looked dominant against albumzi who made it kind of close with Kai Kara France.
>>152413221there's always going to be exceptions, mate. doesn't prove me wrong in that the predator races I mentioned have genetic advantage over the prey races. go watch more bruce lee movies and fuck off, choid.
>>152413945
>>152413946same system
>>152413764>him going second gave you the illusion it was competitiveNo, him getting drilled by the southpaw left hand constantly gave the "illusion" that it was competitive. He was getting rocked, he was getting outlanded despite being a high volume fighter himself. Make no mistake, he won that fight, but it was far from "domination". He was pushed to his limits and had to go deep in to his bag to win
it's time for the coaches challenge
>>152413896He looked good against Albazi and fine against >>152413982Erceg
>>152413716>>152413722is this true? prove it. I'm not doubting you I just need to see for myself.
>>152413199>all that ESL copeKYS mongoloid mutt faggot. You will never be white
>>152414004>66% clip playing catch upthis is not a stat i would show if i were refuting the fact that van dominated
Cool it with the racistm. At the end of the day Id fuck all your mothers and spit in your mouths and you would look up at me from your knees and ask for more. Respectfully.
>>152414065fuck you nigga
Jack Taiwanese boy being forced to choose between his loves is a sad sight
>>152414088powerful reproach
Dana and the gang hit up Blazin Billy Bunghole's Rib Emporium on the next episode of LOOKIN FOR A FIGHT!
ufc is shit
>>152414171Take that back you fucking goof
>I put on for my-an-mar nigguh
>>152414171reported to the royal ranjesh rump rangers you are causing uneasiness and will be raped
>>152414171MODS
>>152414185sounds like you have some ufc:49 Unfinished Business to address
Now the ppv era is over, do you feel you got your moneys worth? LMAO FUCK YOU DANA
>>152414067whiter than you, whatever you are.
>>152414320>moneys worth?I ain't spend a fucking dime on this shit playa
>>152414338looks woppy
>>152414338clean your fucking skirting boards, unacceptable.
apparently paramount is hostile takeovering warnerbros from netflix. what does this mean for ufc on paramount plus?
God, I wish I was a Dagestani.
>>152414455daudov is a brown noser
>>152414427you're right, after I saw them in the pic i fully fucking agree. i didn't realise they were getting so dusty and bad.
>>152414481based
>>152414338>broke bitch setup>retard felony tier tattoosHoly fucking kek
>apparently paramount is hostile takeovering warnerbros from netflix. what does this mean for ufc on paramount plus?no respect established = no deal
>>152414532you share a 1 bedroom flat with 50 sitnky sirs
>>152414532>broke bitchthats a $80 pack of smokes between his toes nigga
>>152414451id be okay with them going all in on their own network lol
>>152414451It's not a hostile takeover it's a hostile bid. Warner doesn't have to accept anything Paramount is actually lowballing the offer since they want the whole company and not just parts like Netflix wantsThe interesting part is that Jared Kushner and Gulf state investment funds are involved for Warner may be under pressure from the federal government to accept the Paramount offer
>>152414451no clue
>>152414511you have sent me into a cleaning frenzy. i'll show you next thread. >>152414532broke huh? that pc has a 4080 super, 9800x3d and 64gb of ddr5, and 2 ssd's. my computer costs more money than your whole fucking house atm. the different between me and you? i own my shit. im not renting. maybe it's not as flashy as you want but fuck off.
>>152414827>I have a good computerOk we all do bud. I have a 3 million dollar house in Richmond BC. Get another Sedrique Dumas tier tattoo. Find god.
Imagine potentially doxxing yourself to impress other heemsters
>>152414976 my next tattoo is going to be virgin mary on my right arm. besides that, i think you're going to quickly realise just how much people hate you and your kind.you'll chat a lot of shit but let's see what's up irl.
I wouldnt mess with the aussie they are fucking crazy man, have you seen Crocodile Dundee? Fucking crazy man
>>152415076Put a swastika on your forehead
>>152415076Badass tattoo bro, balances with that gay toy of a woman by your computer. And threats of violence? Thats beneath me!
i like the aussie
>>152415211Reflects poorly on you
>>152415211based, i like you too
>>152415298Fuck you
say that shit again, but this time with my dick in ur mouf
Imagine if fight fairy put some effort into her looks
>>152415326fuck you too you absolute faggot. I'll break your fucking vocal cords apart with bare hands.
>>152415298real
poor old merab dont know why you cunts hate him so much, yan looked like he was on some good gear with his cardio and strength looked like a different fighter cheating cunt
>>152415380Imagine if I killed her and you by putting you both in a cave rigged with dynamite and detonating it to have you crushed and buried under stone as the cave collapses
>>152415429thats the plot to james bond, nice try.
>>152415182i hate this guy
>>152415410I’ll brand your face with a permanent imprint of my fist. How’s that for a tattoo you garbage piece of shit?
I farted, I'm scared, and need a lie down.
We watch fight fairy
>>152415522corr what a minx
Big Hoss Bulla. i want him on the white house lawn fighting another midget
>>152415472you won't do shit and you co-optedt this convo and now I feel bad a bit because I fucking hate you. you ever stomped a jaw and felt it crack beneath your feet?do you know anything at all?
>>152414338>>152414827>>152415076>>152415298>>152415410>>152415421Hey mate can you stop impersonating me please?
>>152415561fuck off back to cric cunt this is my friend simulator
>>152415558I know you’re a bitch
>>152415561>>152412649Lame. Wanna fight irl?
>>152415598I just want you to stop impersonating me.
>you know theres no fighting going on here bud
>>152415595k
>>152415558Hey man we all really like you hear. Take it easy b. Its all bantz
>>152415642:(
Im 193cm though
>>152415683>metrichow many stone is that bud?
165cm 110kg you literally couldn't do anything to me beanpole
In all seriousness an guy spilled coffee on me today on accident in the bus. I gave him a mean look after he aplogized and he salpped me before leaving the bus. Could use an kind work
>>152415705I dont know :(
rumors have it that royval has been locked away in seclusion donning the heem helmet for 18 hours a day in silent darkness for this camp
>>152415725*word
>>152415725frig that guy
>>152415725>>152415841Your post is still indecipherable. Learn how to type before posting on /heem/.
>>152415725if you were in the US you couldve pulled a gun, and shot them, or thrown them in a bulldog choke. Next time youll get him, dont worry.
>>152415725Finland is the kindest word of all
remember asians, including ''south asians'' are like 5'7 max. it is your duty to heem them.looks at r/bronzerevolution and r/anidentity to see how thy feel about (You). Violence is the only ANSWER.
heeminds me of that fat mexican that pulled a tiny gun on those sk8boarders, missed his shot and they beat the shit out of him
Thanks guys sinserely I love you all
>>152413967I will never have this.... why live
>>152416010
>>152416010my side pull is half thai food for thawlt
Spending 3 days in the darkroom like Jiri
>>152410909>indian delegating to black people because his penis isnt sufficientwhy is this always the case
>>152411197>the final confirmation the homosexual spamming gay shit for months now is in fact indianKEK
>>152416063How do I pull a Thai girl
>>152416238Pull whats between her legs b
>>152411741>retarded indian postFUCK OFF already fucking kek
>>152416238Do you have 50 dollars
Are people still crashing out about Van? He didn’t even have that crazy of a reaction, unlike Aljo who leaned into it after getting the DQ. What do they expect him to do? Relinquish the title? I don’t get this goy fanbase anymore
FUCK JOSHUA VAN
>>152416238you'd have to ask her dad but I believe he bought the mother there's an age gap
The crazier thing too is absolutely no one gave a fuck about Pantoja before this happened, and no one gave a fuck about flyweight. Pantoja’s follower count doubled overnight because cazzies only give a fuck if someone got dealt a bad hand, fickle goyim
A lot has changed since I last updated this. Any anons who said Yan and Volk would get their belts back were smart. Who's next (if anyone)? I've removed Edwards, Whittaker, and Hill since there doesn't seem to be any realistic chance of them reclaiming gold. I've also added the guys who moved up in weight despite previously excluding them.
why did no one tell me jake shields was on the aspinall-best-mate-uncensored show correcting helwanis on numbers
>>152416441Based
>>152416648send a link, thanks
>>152413992do people really not see that van is lower tier than bisping, skill and champwise?
>>152416778>https://youtu.be/9rk0nRJMSbEthey spend a bit of time talking before jake comes in (17:45) but he questions the number of "cards" "ufc" could "hold" and says 10 minutes is too short for any "fight" to "reach a decision" and schmuley goes absolutely nuts
Joanna Jedrzejczyk tries to beat up your girlfriend. What do you do?
Every time a jeet comes here and bobs their head about how they're untouchable best robari saar I'm going to heem them.go bobble your head at 7/11 india mate because it's not going to work here. gonna grab you and pull you over the fucking 7/11 desk
25 minutes in and he says they're heemocausting belals and schmuley loses it
>>152416637Moreno, flushedPantoja, aged outOmalley, future champ via marketing fraud decision/matchmakingMerab, PossiblyFiggy, beyond washed, losing next 2-3 fightsAljo, losing next 2-3 fightsMax, losing any fight against anyone at light weight skilled in MMACharles, retiring before 2027Usman, Magny 2.0 after title fight lossBelal, Neil magny 2.0 alongside usmanJDM, halloway tier, BMF type fighter. sacrifice health and merit for BANGERSStrickraped, middleweight gatchjeDDP, no ideaYan, one loss then retireJuri, win lose win lose win lose never champ againAnk, champ again in a year or twoalex, WWE fighter
>>152416637If Poatan moves up then I think both Jiri and Ank have a good shot at getting the belt backMax needs to see how things play out in the clusterfuck that’s the top of the division, he can feasibly win the lightweight belt (but not defend it)
Jake is absolutely murdering this
>>152416637Maybe you are the one that has changed
>be in a fight>catch a kick from opponent and ditch em>opponent falls like a retard and breaks his armwhats the big deal, pantyhoja fucked not van good win deserves the belt
>>152416999you never see it in ONE and they weigh like 50 kilos
THOUGHTS?
>>152416238>girl
>>152417026Too high IQ for his people
>>152417019straightend his arm instead of keeping it bent and absorbing the fall totally his fault good to see heemers with the belt instead of crotch sniffers
>>152416010looks like a good rec, will check the trackers after work. a word of warning though, if this bitch doesn't have any good scenes i'm going to permaheem you
is reddit down?
What do we call van fans? Vannies? Vansgenders?
>>152417026kino name
>>152416999Don’t bjj guys at least practice a bit of judo? Yan got dumped by Merab too and he fell perfectly
Pantoja,panty jar, a criminal/cannibal, the marmalade jar dude. There has to be a mediocre post somewhere in there
Vansgenders and Tairannies will destroy heem
jake shields is absolute giga dimes and apparently fuentes has a twin sister called melissa who write lewds>>152417026looks like alex pereira
Its pantyhoja hans stop derailing his new nickname
>>152417150Apples and oranges.
>>152417150corr based fight analysis truthy hunnit percent correct>>152417191How fuck is it apples and oranges panty got ditched after a shit leg kick and resisted instead of flowing with the fall
>>152417217I thought you were going out
>>152417191sounds fruity
honestly Burmese people fucking rule. I buy weed from a handsome 6' tall Burmese chad here. Their country is on fire so the ones who escape tend to be really happy and chill. Plus their food is amazing.
>>152417150Dudakova broke that girls arm that one time
>>152417317reading is for fags. the only thing i read is tweets about heem and reviews for rug and tug joints so i dont get my time wasted
Buchecha is fighting this weekend
>>152417385isn't sex work legal in Australia? I would have assumed you don't need to dig very hard to find a nice happy ending joint in your area
o shit this card is low key good
You weren't there when Kevin Lee and Michelle Waterson-Gomez put Asian MMA on the map and now that Asians are successful in MMA for the first time you pretend like you are real one. Shut ya mouth mate.
>>152417454kevin lee is black
>>152416225pitslut
>>1524174034 pack of premixed vodka cans will get you any 16 year old on the east coast champ
>>152417491Pedo
i miss the Finntaly arc
>>152417499what did I post that was false
>>152417499Monitor on champ
did merb fumble the bag? yan has had his eyes set on him for a minute and has shown that hes still that nigga in his recent fights.
>>152417532I'm going back early 26
>>152417591that's called a complete pass top g shit!
Real talk tho: I had seen enough. Van was absolutely going to win that fight either way.
Van heemed Pantojas, simple as
Wish this aussie drunk would fuck off
>>152417779He loves impersonating me. He won’t stop.
>>152417779you'll have to be more specific
>>152417779w-we don't turn off our monitors hereheh signed post
>>152417808freaked that body
Who's the Jalen hurts of the UFC
>>152417779youre not built for this game cunt go fuck a moose frog faggot
>pissrab fans are seethingThe amount of georgian cope has surpassed even the most extreme bong meltdown. I can't imagine the fallout when Ilia loses the belt.
Fightfairy thread. >>>/pol/523165199
>>152418005Ur so fuken down bad for that kid
>>152418015She's 19
>>152418035And you re???
did derrick lewis get cut
>>152418076Doesn't matter she's legal
>>152418076always the guilty who readily take the high ground. saaar vibes
>>152418082Fat bitch.
>>152418114Your poor and your tattoos suck
>>152418171Is this really what the average heemster looks like
>>152418171>This is the leaf calling himself "jacked Taiwanese boy" and posting about Joshua Van by the way.
you fucking poor and your tatto suck basterd mother
>>152418171looks like Sneed
>>152418209ah, a local!
>>152418082she's too precious
>>152418082aura
I'd imagine the planet sneed is a lot of swampland some of it warm some of it cool every pond has a small pier with a couple of boats docked and there's the faint smell of burnt plastic that you can't quite place but has an allure you can't shake
>>152418082he has a fight booked vs that guy that heemed aspinalls boy
>>152418316talmbout the one man aspinall legacy destroyer?
>look michael eye can 'ave a laff n that but eye thought we were mates
>>152418327ye this guy
you think you're all fear factor
/box/ has a total post speed of less than 1 post per hour and is on page 6 again is it safe to say conor lost the battle but we (the fans) won the war? I dare to say I think it is
>>152418373jai opeteia would heem the everloving fuck out of anyone in the ufc>muh wrestlingnot getting anywhere near him desu
>>152418414my cousin topi could heem the everloving fuck out of anyone in the ufc (especially aspinall) it isn't saying much
Jon Jones was raped but he enjoyed it
>>152418438I don't think he was ever on recieving end of it..
>>152418457yeah now gay rapist shit makes more sense
aspincels still bitching about the GOAT real bunch of ilheem omars, unrelated but when did luke start wearing a suit and tie for LTGP
https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1pi1feh/disgusting_move_by_the_ufc_to_try_and_keep_petr/kek they tryed to give yan a plastic dollar store belt because he already has a real one at home
>>152418490lmfao is that why johsua finn said his belt weighed too much what a mark
>>152418501trump is mma related perhaps even more so than hunter campbell and certainly more than nina drama
>>152418499the nigga aint even be havin a real one at home!
>>152418518say what you will about ari but it's like he was scripted by goebbels himself
>>152418426I believe it
>champs being heemed, upsets everywhere, literal whos wiping legendsVolk, Valentina, jones and Islam are the only constants in the modern ufc meta
>>152418457Was it Arthur or Chandler who did it
i hope we get a jon jones into his late 40's like we did with randy. mma can retire with jon jones
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdqpzHXK4Zw
>>152418621his corner was dogshit. sterling behind the cage chirping, the retards in the cage just chirping. >"i thought. . . " as his fighter is clearly taking the jab to the fucking face for the first three rounds, and doing nothing with the takedowns he had "finished"
>>152418597yeah forgot periera mb
NO follow
Rose Namagofuckyourself
Anyone see the new BJJGuru vid on why Merab deserved the win?
Khabib Nurmengomedov
Mengrab Dvalishvili
Islam Mengachev
Shout out Shrimpjeet, that's my motherfuckin' blood, nigga
>>152418373There are no big names left anymore (or rather, no exciting fights) coming up in the near future, or even the distant one. Boxing is really messed up right now. Its last megastars are old and basically retired: Crawford, Usyk, Fury, Joshua, and Canelo. The only new stars who draw attention are Ryan, who’s a roided-up giga bum that loses to bums, and Tank Davis, who goes to jail every two weeks and isn’t even that good (he literally had to rob Roach on the scorecards). There are other good and talented boxers, but they’ve got the personality of a sea amoeba and has a really boring box style. Boxing is basically dead and will stay that way for a while until new stars show up. And just so you know, this is the situation that the Dagis and the other inbreeds from those mountains want to put the UFC in if they dominate the sport, that's why people celebrate when those goat-fucking freaks get BTFO.
>bj's a crazy motherfucker, okay? he's not gonna be disrespected. >ken's a crazy motherfucker, okay? he's not gonna be disrespected. >joshua van's a crazy motherfucker, okay? he's not gonna be disrespected.two truths and a lie. pantoja vs van coaching TUF is what we need. pantoja can be in a sling, and all that shit.
>>152417072lol the flck is called onlyfangs and yes she gets her tits out.
new thread>>152418877>>152418877
>>152416385It's just flyweight who gives a shit bro chill out. Flukes are fun. Whoever wins after the fluke gets to say they would have won the last one so they basically get 2 wins. Higher stakes will make the rematch actually worth watching.
>>152411732>Google is a monopoly buying out competition, most normalfags don't even know other search engines. Censors their results.>Microsoft is shittier every iteration. Sharehold on the desktop operator systems decreased by 10 % over five years >Youtube is censored to hell, unusable without adblock.Great job guys.
>>152414732Wonder how big her boobs are.
