Krakhead Edition >>152397415
>>152415143>>152415143>>/glowies/>>152415143>>152415143
>sabres get within 1>something happens to restore calgary's 2 goal lead
*enters thread*
our team is shit and run by retards
>>152415143As a Sabres fan living in Seattle, I just wanna say...I hope we meet in the Cup one day.
>>152415242
>>152414548>>152414588>>152414785If you really want to blow your zoomer minds, Chicago leapfroged Philly for the 1st overall and then he scored the SCF winning goal against themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy4UZbtxxkYTo add a layer, Edmonton got a single point because of this mistake (they lost in OT)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bBns6ZUn0UAnd this pushed them 1 spot ahead of Chicago in the draft lottery
>>152415143That frog goes pretty hard
Is vasiskey out?
>>152415334thanks :)
>>152415288>2007 was 18 years ago
When is the Perth expansion team being added?
>>152415334>a good frog keepsbhis hands above the sheets
>>152415398after beijing and delhi
>>1524153982040
>>152415398>the Perth G'dayswhy not Sydney or Melbourne? or Brisbane?
>>152415492Perth is funnier.>please fly to the literal opposite side of the planet, not just most of the way
wow, kraken pp actually scored, it's a miracle
We would probably get an Aussie expansion team before we get another Canadian expansion team, lmao.
> expand Asia League, combining Japan, Worst Korea, Taiwan, and maybe some other places >combine AIHL and NZIHL, add Indonesia and the Philippines Grow the Game in East Asia and Oceania >>152415536We develop a rocket ship transport project with Elon Musk and start doing pole-to-pole transit flights
>>152415688gary hasnt cared for japan in decades now sweetie
COPP
This is the first time I can recall a goal ending an extended period of play.
And Danielson! 3-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152415677Luckily(?), this is basically impossible until teleportation is invented. Travel times are just too great and the existing buildings are all too small.
>>152415903Gary had an outdoor game in Florida. His influence has no limits.
>>152415903wormholes
>Cantpucks
>>152415903>this is basically impossible until teleportation is inventedDon't underestimate Jew sorcery.
how long until robot hockey?
>>152415934I mean, if Gary wants to bankroll a fleet of new arenas and revolutionary scientific breakthroughs in his quest for bogan dollars, I say let him.
>>152415688>china>gragonstill a better name than mammoths
>>152416001Those humanoid robots got too good at something besides armed combat in third-world countries >robot battle hockey
>>152416070>the Vancouver Goldeneyes could have been the Kois 温哥华当时到底是怎么想的?
It's starting to get a bit tough cheering for the Canucks.
Man Carter Hart looks fantastic for having not played in 2 years while also being prosecuted by the Canadian courts and the public at large. What were the grittysissys thinking when they cut ties with him?
BUSINESS IDEA:Keep PWHL teams in Cold Belt cities>add Calgary, Edmonton, Salt Lake, Denver, Winnipeg to the West>more cold belt teams from the East, they got plenty
>>152416161oh im from eastern canada i understand french, not chinese
>>152416311You have to do it gradually though,so you don't thin out the talent too much.East markets could be.... Philly,Detroit,Chicago,A Team in Oho (Toledo might even work!) and for the hell of it..... BUFFALO. Watch them raise a banner over the Sabres heads.
The pup bared his fangs
>>152416513the Lady teams should be only in cities with established Men's teams, and the rinks should be within a couple of hours' drive, so Toledo would work for the Ohio Lady squad
>>152415288thanks for the history lesson, unc
Dustin wolf is unhinged definitely getting suspended for that wtf.
>>152416594Carter Hart would've made that save
>>152416832Some say Dustin wolf is the next carter hart
>>152415720what a shame. I want an exhibition game in sapporo
How do you fix buffalo?
Come on Aatu Räty we need you now more than ever.
>>152416863He learned it from Flames legend Dillon Dube
>>152416899some say he’s the Finnish Connor mcdavid
>letting the flames score 7 goals on yougod damn being a sabres fan or player is dire
>>152416898Hire a coach that isn't shitAcquire more good players without having to give up the few good players you have
>>152416945Flames are 3 points out of a playoff spot
what the fuck is going on in the atlantic
>>152416978A little thing called "parity" maybe you've heard of it.
>>152417029Heard of what?
>>152417053he said party
>>152417062hell yeah
>>152416870Hokkaido Red Eagle is where it's atHokaiddo is the Japanese Ice Hockey Capital
Points gap between #1 and #8 in each division>Atlantic8>Metropolitan7>Central24>Pacific12
just put on raw
didn't ask
>>152417129oh we ask here tranny btw tiny lost and is weeks away from his fifth kwaboty award
slopdown was cancelled
>>152417145nah that was hampage kwab
still haven't asked
Huomenta but the opposite
>>152417183no milly
>>152417187Night, pookie
BREAKING NEWS: bud won
>scorefull draw in Saint Paul
>>152417193>>152417212Raped retard
Come on Canucks I want to see my budweiser glass light up.
>>152417212CORRECTED
>down by 3 with 5 minutes left>best chance was a Tyler Myers wraparound attempt
I still have no clue as to how the wangs are above .500
>4:20 left on the clock -_-
>>152417324luck of the draw
I have no milly and I’m proud
>>152417366dylan could learn from you
gg, Vancouver
gg wild, that's 6 in a row
WITH EVERYBODY SAYINLAKNIGHTYEAH
fuck
>>152417490LET ME JOB TO YA
>sorry_im_late.pimg
>>152417424Why can't the mascot just be a tentacle?
>yeetman back to the tag divisionthank god
> Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya', tomorrow, you're only a day away =)Nighty-night, /hoc/, don't let them bed bugs get ya.'
>>152417609>broship matchuplove these. only twice a year do both teams win regardless of the result
>>152417548krakhead team deserves a krakhead mascot
*fucks /hoc/'s mom
>>152417548copyright issues
octopi are gay
>>152417724not even close senpai
>>152417724the fisherman's wife disagrees
almost vaq o'clock
>>152417766true
>>152417669But he's in a relationship doe.
>>152417766
>>152417800based je'von
wrasling faggs should spew their bullshit on /cric/
>>152415143>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGay>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNinetyThree>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McShit>McSissy>McTantrum>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
these nattie promos are fucking gay this bitch has had go away heat with me for 15 years
night one of a buy 1 get 3 free extravaganza
i hate extravaganzas
why gary rigs the ozempics hockey ring?
32 AD was 1993 years ago
>>152417975it's 32 CE now
>>152417975we call those roys now
>>152417975too soon
Wasnt be able to get my 150 word essay in on time fuck now it’s overdue
>150 words
>>152417800wtf is this? this is what wrestlefags cream themselves over? embarrassing
>>152417975Yeah
>>152417975huh? what you mean
bron just said he's gonna take punk's wife kek
>The IIHF has released a statement confirming that the Milano Cortina 2026 Olympic Winter Games hockey rink will measure 60.0 m x 26.0 m (approximately 196.85 ft. x 85.3 ft).>"The differences are insignificant, and should not impact either the safety or quality of game play.">Milan Olympic arena is now scheduled to be completed on Feb. 2.>The first Women’s tournament game is Feb. 5.>the result so far picrelwhat the fuck why does it look like some small 2nd tier amateur rink?? where have the money gone to build this shit kek
>>152418048they're a bunch of trannies, they don't have a strong grasp on reality
io sono italiano
>>152418089kek
hey I'm landin here
Stone cold said so
>>152418089How is this even possible?
>ricky would you want to I dunno hang out sometime?>holy fuck this cereal's good
>>152418119That was spain not italy
>>152418124>delaying the olympics to 2030just cause all the americans are hurt, sad!
for me it's ray
>>152418089still bigger than mullet arena thoughbeit
>>152418136>>>/tv/carter hart raped her btw
>>152418143Retard
MY FATHER SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIID
we don't sign our posts here
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRE
the flames proved they arent a serious tanking team tonight. they will be finishing 9th in the west.
zoomer coworker had a hard time with connections because of the LA streets kek
>>152418200Erm what
>>152418089
>>152418210he got filtered by the grouping of Los Angeles street names
>>152418198I thought all their fans said they were tanking though. Guess their fans don't know jack shit
>The Canucks are now the bottom team of the NHLJesus fucking christ. How did this even happen? And this Petersson asshole 0 shots on net tonight. Noone on the team could score on the Red wings??
>>152418143have another drink ray
>>152418241Oh shit sorry the Trashville Predators 24 points then the Canucks 25 points.. 2nd to the bottom. So close yet so far
>>152416311>>152416551>>152416691>>152417085>>152417212>>152417327>>152417416>>152417609>>152417676This nigga is a rape victim LMAO
where are the trades gary?
>>152418252cope the preds were regular season western conference champs in 2018
monitor on bozo
daylight new day leaks through the windowan old soul song comes on the alarm clock radio
>>152418292Golden Knights vs. Islanders tomorrow
>>152418308
>>152418325based
If anyone's gonna have garytime with my sister it's gonna be me
>>152418308Cringe
>>152418388no tranny that's u
just took a two pound marner
>>152418556we don't call those that here now
>>152418570don't you mean that those?
wheres jen
>>152418615Here
>>152418633jen
>>152418613no
1967 was 5 minutes ago.
i'm not feeling this season at all
Canucks fans should throw Quinn Hughes jerseys on the ice and tell him to get out because Vancouver supports Palestine
my flames are SO GOOD!!
>>152418124Suddenly 60m length is dangerous despite the fact that almost every international event and the NHL global series has been played on that?
>>152419027Retard
My wings
Also there were rinks 10 feet short in the NHL in the 90s
lmao when the Sharks played in the Cow tank they played on shorter ice
>The NHL and NHLPA have accepted the ice dimensions, which were the same for previous NHL Global Series games in Sweden earlier this season, and both the league and the PA have clarified to the IIHF that they expect the ice surfaces for the 2030 games to be made to NHL spec.So it's not a problem
>>152419251Luckily 2030 is in France so they can build a new arena and 2034 is in America. However if Nordic countries were to host we wouldn't build a new arena and specs would be Euro size. Although I doubt we're ever hosting again
please dont tell me that the arena ice size is THAT important, it's a literal non-issue and a nothingburger that the ice is a tiny bit different in length. if any north american players and/or coaches cry about that then cry me a fucking river, or to be hockey themed, cry me some fucking ice to skate on.
>>152419383Just let them get what they want so we can have NHL players in international events. It took them decades to even realize there's a difference in length so we got away with it for a long time lmfao
>>152419251>both the league and the PA have clarified to the IIHF that they expect the ice surfaces for the 2030 games to be made to NHL spec.... or what?participation is their ONLY leverageif they don't pull out now, then they're completely fucking toothless and they WILL get taken advantage of again by incompetent & corrupt hosts
>>152419406But how can they pull out now when they never specified the rink should be NHL size?
>>152419447What do swedes even do their measurements in. I'm scared to ask this because Canada is weird also
>>152419383Its only a problem for eurosmells who need 15ft of space to enter the zone
>>152419464There are only 4 countries in the world that doesn't always use metric - America, UK, Liberia and Myanmar
>>152419103Just like my islanders
How many fluid ounces in a yard??
>>1524195583.14
>>152419566cutie pie!
Wow. Legacy in the toilet.
>>152419799it is pathetic that team canada has him as honorary captain despite him supporting a dictator whos openly hostile towards canada and canadian values.
Who remembers the freedom cup?
Prepare your anus
>>152419904Isn't Detroit just filled with abunch of fucking niggers?Only asking because I am a San Jose Sharks fan
>>152418282
>>152419799>even conservative votesthis is probably true for cons 65+
>>152419984Why did he do it?
>OH DANG OH GEEZE ON WOOZIE.. MY BADSIES... I SCORED ON MY OWN GOALIEZZZZ
>>152419799Seperate the art from the artist.
>>152420027Kind of like
>>152420045None of those teams from 1993 until now don't win cups without the teams being 51-80% Canadian born players.
>Vancouver is 10% Canadian>shittiest team in the leagueIt all adds up
>>152420227don't like Chris Johnston, think he's a dork, saw him on overdrive last week trying to pull off a flat brim cap and ODog laughed it off and called him tony hawk
>>152419835>dictatorthat's enough Facebook for you today mom
>>152420227If there is one group of people concerned for their collective safety, it's definitely mouth-gaurd chewing, no neck guard wearing, helmet "fine if i have to" Nhl players.
>>152415373>1993 was 87 years ago
>>152420227Based, it's basically confirmed they're going
>>152420237That's not very nice.
>>152420237kek
>>152420241fdr was the only american dictator ever and he was a >rags fandrumpf is a kitties fan so we're good
how we feeling today Flames Maniacs
facebook is freakishly underrated
My starsies play today :))
for reference
Im reading reporting that the flames are heating up
>>152420301kek fucking nerd
>>152420301based ODog calling out kara wagland for claiming to have read 129 books last year (with some up to 3000 pages)
>>152420276fdr had a stroke on his mobility scooter kwab
tanzania
>>152420323crazy how the media covered for himmaybe gary is ill and we don't know it
>>152420300Harley comes back tonight or the next game apparently.
John Felix Anthony Cena is having his last match on Saturday bro's
>>1524203163000 pages is a lie but my grandmother used to read two books a week
>>152420346based nana
>>152420337All good news lately, hopefully Big Boi Bich isn't out for too much longer. Any news on Seguin? I never saw what actually happened to him, missed that game.
Beloved Children’s character Barney the Dinosaur is from and based out of Dallas-Fort Worth Texas so canonically Barney is a Stars fan.
>>152420359Bich and Lundkvist had identical injuries per the coach so they expect him to be back a couple weeks before the Olympics. Seguin’s done for the year last I heard he was weighing the options between two different surgeries for his ACL.
Kazakhstan for next year's WJC? Crazy enough to happen?
what is /hoc/ reading? i read most of this book yesterday. im gonna finish it this morning with a pot of tea
>>152420376where's belarus?
>>152420382
>>152420387Banned since 2022, they were supposed to play in the regular WJC that year
based international Gary kicking out all the eurostinks
I think Belarus was banned even before the war because the former chief of their national teams beat a protester to death
>>152420462happens to the best of us
>>152415285B U S T T H E W SUSTTTHEWZ
>>152420399super high IQ but polish quite the identity crisis
>>152420382I’m 2 chapters into Joel McHale’s autobiography. It’s pretty good so far.
>>152420373Grim-ish. Never was a huge fan of Seguin anyways, make some room for someone else to shine
murderpuck kino incoming
Who says no
>>152420706hughes - dobsonmatheson - hutsonstruble - carrier/xhekaj
quinn hughes more like cringe jew
>>152420658It’s unfortunate but yeah between the double hip and knee replacements and now this I think he should take it as a sign.
>>152420756Careful goy you wouldnt want to be seen as antisemitic would you?
GRAND match pour nos habitants ce soir
>>152420741cutefield - suzuki-san - demigodhughes - hotsun
>>152420706>dach is glass>kapanen is a chemistrybabby with demidov>reinbacher is glass
>>152420589this might be the worst answer I could have possibly heard
>>152420837>kapanen is a chemistrybabby with demidovno
I'M SORRY WYNA LIU BUT ARE THESE ALL NOT BELOVED CEREAL BOX CHARACTERS??? BROKEN GAME
>>152420589Based . I've always liked his honest spin on being a fake Hollywood personality
My bitch mom is making some hummus dish for dinner. I want real food
I hope our sennies win tonight oh ill rope
>>152420911yes he is. go into habs insta, the locals basically want to get rid of kapanen
>>152420916i tried the same thing jen
>>152420925hummus is nice
>>152420938they want to get rid of everybodyhabs fans are mentally ill. that's what makes us special
>>152420938>>152420963>larping on a Tuesday morninggrow up
Yesterday was the first game of the Kings' moms trip, and they won
My penguins ):
>>152421015my harem
Flames are going to continue to be mid because they will make the playoffs instead of tanking to draft top 3
>>152421209anything can happen in the playoffs. go flames
>>152421231>anything can happen in the playoffsIncorrect. All roads lead to the Stars winning the Stan
>>152421209>oh woe is me, my flames are going to make the playoffs and miss out on a prime draft pick, this team is so shit and bad flamesfagss can't even talk about their team's shittiness without getting delusional
>>152421249thanks gary
won't lie, not excited about the olympics at all, but will most likely tune in as i will have no choice
>>152421286>The yankee doesn't know what delusional means yet uses the word freelyAmericans truly are a debased people.
>>152421370>I will have no choice
>>152421381they aren't making the playoffs
>>152421370why not? should be fun banter
Hey pensfags, are you guys any good this year?
>>152421397Gary has his tentacle all across the globe!
>>152421249Many are saying this.
>>152421370i will tune in to watch canada blow USA out in the finals and laugh at the seethe in /hoc/ like last time
>>152421381>Flamefags lying about definition of words because they can't admit their team is assLolLmao even
>>152421441Everyone in the east is the same and this>>152421091
>>152421463Same but Finland to Sweden for bronze
>>152421529This doesn't make any sense, EM raped those boys, not the other way around.
>>152421458only retards
>>152421556so most of /hoc/ then
>>152421556Thats why it's its a very popular prediction here
>most
>>152421249Retard
>>152421554you don't need to defend sexual predators
for me, its purple drink
The Sharks should let Celebrini play for Canada at the WJC
>>152421716The sharks need him more desu
>>152421708shiiiieeeet das rite
>>152421708it fizzy doe? or plain
>>152421786plain
>>152421708ah, you mean like grape juice?
>>152421716Retard
>>152421370Even Skoda Cup has the best banter, the actual tournament isn't everything
>>152421827>juiceBuddy no real fruit has so much as grazed this drink
>>152421716I don't think Celebrini or Bedard should play in the Olympics.Too much of an injury risk and they've never felt that kind of pressure to perform yet in their careers. They're both going to have another opportunity or two to play in the Olympics once they've fully developed.
ima grip n' sip
>>152421912>they'll have another chance Ya but they'll never have this easy of a gold ever again
must be bud1332 or 1333 by now
/hoc/ in an image
>>152421931they aren't americans though, what do you mean
bud vs copey game tonight
>>152421964>1980
>>152421964Russia might behave within 4 years and be allowed to compete
>>152421912I said WJC you fucking idiot
>Same day Rakell returns to practice Geno goes on IRDespair.
>>152421993We know but no one cares about minor league youth hockey
>>152421984>1980**canada boycotted the 1980 winter olympics
>>152421993You should be grateful your retarded fucking comment got a (You) from me, peasant.
>>152420342gunther doesn't need the rub desu, it should've been someone else
>>152421937Me in the back
Release the Tempe files Gary
I just came here to say yuropoors should shut their fucking mouths when talking to NAchads
ahhh yessir
>>152421999How does maintenance and day to day turn into week to week
fucked up my oatmeal again
>>152422149Don’t stick your dick in the oatmeal
>>152422149nigger how do you fuck up adding hot water to something?
Florida Panthers desu
>>152422149how stupid do you need to be to fuck up oatmealhumans mastered oatmeal like 10,000 years before writing
>>152422241earth is only 6000 years old idiot
For me it's the Dallas Stars.
>>152422266
>>152419993no such thing
>>152422331much like a trb victory
>>152420323>>152422360
MCMXCIII
Unfornately there are only 4 teams that could win it this year.CarolinaColoradoDallasFloridaThe rest of the league are just too bad. And it sucks. I want a team from the north to finally have some glory again
>>152422620I think the Leafs will win
>>152421966wym it's a celebration of frens
>>152422620Retard
>>152422654Aren't you almost 40
>>152422699Retard
>>152422708That’s you
>>152422703yea and unlike you, i've felt a woman's touch and have my drivers license kwab
>>152422703>>152422730haha love the broship banter!
>>152422725Retard
xhe rb bubblin'
>>152422759
They should give one lucky fan an hour in the showers with the cup winners
Team Canada management group has wrapped up 3 days of meetings. GM Doug Armstrong says the list of players still in mix now down to the “low 30s.” Everyone from 4 Nations roster still in mix. Will use next 3 weeks before Dec. 31 deadline to make those final, difficult decisions.
Bill Daly hates Italy
>>152422905good, that means he's got his head screwed on right
>>152422905Bill Daly is fat and bald
>>152422730You are a 40 year old man on 4chan
>>152422957bud you're 26, balding, and dating a doll. glass houses bud
>>152422905I hate Italy
>>152423030much like trb
>NO you can't go to the olympics because umm *checks notes*... flying is dangerous... and what if you have too much fun? we're trying to grow the game here
I play with my penis daily
>>152423109everyone likes and respects my knighties :)
>>152423109whoever voted bedard must have mistaken this to be a most kissable list
Some of you really piss me off so I'm going to skull fuck you
>>152421637I'm not defending EM
>>152423209dont threaten me with a great time
>>152423109>isnt even playing>still want to punch him
>>152423139Except for me
>>152423209my lips are chapped
>>152422957You'll be a 40 year old on 4chan one day too, little fella
my jackies at the bottom of the metro that's sovl
>>152423209Victim of SA behaviour
>>152423539you will never be ted
>>152423551we're all teds here dipshit unlock it bud
J O H N C E N AOHNCENA
Kivlenieks, Johnny, Ted....Anything that touches Columbus is taken from us...
daily reminder that canada lost the world series despite being up 3 games to 2 and leading in the 9th inning of game 7
>>152423605no bullying anon, you know sports is the only source of canadian pride. they arent good at anything else now that Neil died
remember cena's heel turn that was badly executed
>>152423558cope bud unlocked it yesterday
holy shit they don't even have curling
bud likes the silver knights. so does tbg bros they have something in common
>>152423605>team full of americans>only notable canadian played for the dodgers
>Canada
>>152423663COPEOPE
>>152423605>world series of hockey When did this happen ?
>>152423170you can punch someone with your lips
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAKE SOME FUCKING TRADES ALREADY GARY
>THROWS A SLIDER TO A JUNK PLAYER WHO IS ONLY ABLE TO HIT SLIDERSWhy are the blue jays like this?
>>15242371090sAmerica won with a team of >rags
>>152423663based samir is the all-time greatest coper
>>152422730>40 year old boomer is still using 4chanGet off the site and focus on your family, grandpa.
>>152423688All the geriatric women in Canada who still follow curling will be seething at this post
>>152423754What are you doing here while millennial bulls steal all the zoomettes?
i dont understand icing
dube is signing with springfield
>>152423821based perds fan
>>152423573https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/and-his-name-is-john-cenaaaaaa/
>>152423821Same Cake is already sweet enough
>>152423729ill give you a blue hawaii monster for a hj
>>152423785soillennials are like the special kid with down syndrome of generations desu
a canadian walks into a bar
an american seethes
>>152423923he orders butter chicken"yes, we have that"because they are both of indian descent
>>152423933gottem
>>152423785>millennial bullsLol. You're not convincing anyone you fags aren't just letting your girls cuck you.
>>152423853says the guy with a perm, lmao>>152423966girls my age are 35, you "hag-maxers" can have those barren wombs
>>152423989a perm what? i don't speak muttanese, unc
>>152423989>Dosen't attempt to deny what I said
>>152423989what does fertility matter? your bloodline ends with you lmao kwab
a canadian walks into a bar. he meets two beautiful women who agree to go home with him and have sex. after the third round of kinky sex, the women demand another round."no thanks" he says. "i cant perform in the fourth round"
>>152424019oh gross I just realized I was talking to both a yuropoor and a zoomer, no thanks>>152424023awww and you think that gives you an internet win, how adorable>>152424053clearly it means less to the zoomers, even 60 year old puerto ricans are stealing prime pussy from you where I live kek
I have good genetics if you ignore the mental illness genes
>>152424089a mexican walks into a bar. he meets two beautiful women who agree to go home with him and have sex.the women say "ready for round one, stud?"the mexican says "ay ay ay, no bueno" then shits his pants and cries
>>152424135Still not addressing what I said, bro. You hiding something about your "wife" from us?
>>152424165I dont have to address shit, I'm farming easy (You)s here
>>152424160we call those marners now
>>152424215Ok. Since you're too pussy shit, I'm just gonna call you a cuck until you can disprove otherwise, cuck.
>>152424256that's nice sweetie
mental illness
a canadian walks into a bar. he orders 'poutine with extra cheese''were all out of cheese''no'
>>152424296these are supposed to be funny not scary
>>152424277Yeah, you must love farming for (you)s as a coping mechanism for the fact your wife is too busy fucking other guys.
a canadian walks into a bar. the bartender looks up and says "get the fuck out."
>>152424312lol seethe
a canadian walks into a bar. "we have a professional darts tournament here. care to join?""no thanks" he says, chuckling. "i only win amateur tournaments"
>>152424376kek
>>152423752samir isnt white, and yet he posts on hoc, it's the strangest thing
>>152423754lmao you had a melty because some guy called you a no drivers license virgin, lmao just fuck a girl and get a drivers license its not hard
an american walks into a barjust kidding, he didn't fit through the door
>>152424426get a haircut
>>152424426An american scoots into a barHe dies from diabetes's.
A Canadian woman walks into a bar, Carter Hart is the bartender. She sees a sign that says cheese sandwiches a dollar fifty, sex ten dollars. She asks the bartender and says "are you the one who will be having sex with me?", and Hart responds "no, why?". The woman then says "well asshole, you now raped me and I'll fuck over your career"
>>152424446cope broccoli is a haircut
a slovakian walks into a barthe bartender beats him up because he doesn't know enough about his country to make a witty joke
>>152424544kek based
imagine your country sucking so much that the non-poor half breaks off from you lmao dumb slovaks
>>152424516..... Canucks. Am I right?
Bring back tiesEliminate the shootoutAny overtime win is automatically one point
>>152424487>be american>get shotstill a wild west desu
A Canuck walks out of a bar.He immediately gets assaulted.
a canadian walks into a bar. "im here to celebrate winning the stanley cup!" he says enthusiastically"oh ok, so would you like some labatt or poutine?""no thanks, ill take boiled peanuts, a cuban sandwich, and some key lime pie"
>>152424446>>152424544>>152424588take the L, unc. not a good look for you
enough arguing for today
>new jersey @ ottawa on a tuesday
What should I get Gare Bear for Hanukah?
>>152424798Oh sweetie the evening shift is just clocking in
>>152424863get him something he'll use, like a 12 pack of thermonuclear missiles
>>152424626man fuck yall this was my best joke
knights play today
marnerjeet
hasbs beat loïtnighasbs not a fraud
My Bolts are facing the Habs today. Can they get their shit together already so we don't lose to Canada again?
>>152424900No one gives a fuck
>>152424932i care, it took me an hour to come up with thati know canadians dont try hard or take pride in what they do but i do
>>152424954canadians have effortless sexiness
>>152424954If it took you an hour to come up with that then, hey, you're in the right place
>>152424626This took you hours to write up? Lmao.
>>152425003thanks, jean-claude
semi-serious question:where did the "earth is only 6000 years old" idea even come from?
>>152425087She's cute. What team would she be into?
>>152425118christfags
>>152425120you like her? this is her watching the flames
>>152425087>i can save her
>take the L, unc. not a good look for youthings the czechs said to their retarded brother
>>152425087>>152425209
>>152425222seethe into that great dark night
>>152425087>>152425209she's bogged now
>>152424642It's crazy how there are no good canadian teams right now and canadians seem to be just fine with that.What is their new national sport going to be?
>>152425591dogfucking
>>152425591
>>152425654Thats the closest McDavid will ever get to winning something
>>152425591depends on demographics. toronto will probably become a cricket city. vancouver will get into dog eating. could see montreal becoming a ballet town
>>152425506F
>vancouver is only now becoming a bug cityget a load of this retard
>>152425673cope he has an award winning Kitchen.
>>152425707we don't sign our posts here
>>152425591I am 28 years old and at no point in my life has a NHL team in my province been not dogshit . This is normal to me and if it was any different it would feel off honestly
>>152425707You've lost your cities you've lost your sportwhat do you even have left?
>>152425740What cities do you have left?
>the nhls road to the winter classic series begins with an intimate look in to the life of mika zibanajad
>>152425753jorge conquered all of americas cities you arent talking to a white burger
>>152425673>winning is the closest mcdavid will get to winning somethingamerican insight
>>152425753Vegas and my knighties
>>152425805If it wasn't a Stanley Cup then how does it matter?Oh wait a canadian wouldn't understand what winning a Stanley Cup meansKEK
ex wife is having a melty again
>>152425740you will lose it too. bettman will drive this thing into the fuckin ground. soccer is on the way up across north america in an unprecedented pace and meanwhile the nhl is getting harder and harder to watch. scoring isnt where it needs to be. the ice is too small. no icing on the pk. i could go on and on. but the worst is obviously the corruption in the league where you have the commisioner essentially give away cups left and right where he sees fit, florida, vegas, maybe texas this year. i mean what happened to this thing? for god sakes we bend more rules than the catholic church
>>152425868didnt know xhe posted about leafs on /hoc/ all day lmao
>>152425883nah our teenager does rebellious teenager stuff and she acts like it's the end of the world
>>152425883Actually we call them the laffs here
based dead beat dad letting his kid run amok
>>152425868>>152425892>shitty father posts on /hoc/ that he is a shitty fatherwell this totally improved your father score for sure
>>152425892Put another one in her so she can baby that instead of the teenager
>>152425892did he knock his goth gf up?
>>152426038different guy but my kids mom hates his gf
>>152426054how come?
ALLEZ MONTRÉAL
>>152426134
>>152426134allez allez allez
if gary can move the yotes to utah we can move /hoc/ to a new board
>>152426197/hc/?
>>152426197/tv/? Hockey is shown on tv after all
>>152426197/pw/? /hoc/ is retarded after all
cold coffee
>>152426197We should move /hoc/ to /tv/. Like, most people watch hockey on the television after all.
>>152424900i dont get it
>>152425591RAPTORS BASKETBALLCOPE LOSER WE ARE TRADING FOR AD
>>152426318>>152426318>>152426318
