Herbert edition
>black qbs
>>152427089
>ywn be a chad who respawns 15 times by shotgunning your sperm at your hot whore wife every day
Real QB edition
>>152427090Say this shit in Baltimore.
Let's have a respectful thread
hearing reports that Kevin Wildes crashed out on live TV today
>>152427110What happened?
>>152427103
>>152427103This shit (player) in Baltimore.
>>152427118I just told you, he crashed out on live TV
>>152427119this is /nfl/ tard, you want /cfb/
>>152427121was it on tv?
>>152427127no it was during a commercial break. he might be out of a job tomorrow
>>152427087Yep, it's goon cave time.
>>152427138His Patriots takes have been getting wilder, but he’s fine. He could mentally use the Patriots getting dominated by the Bills this weekend to get back to being the funny guy.
*is best DT in your path*
>>152427102
>>152427087>and there's Rodgers heading into the blue tent...
>>152427079has Herbert explained himself
>>152427102What do you think Baker’s deal will be this offseason? At the start of the year I would have put $55m as a lock, which is still on the board with how crazy qb contracts have become, but his recent play might have cost him a little off the top.
>>152427089>2017>Flacco getting $22mil/year was 4th highest>2025>numerous $55m/yr qbs
>>152427174He better
Is Gaylen Squirts a top 20 NFL QB?
Carly femdom pegging Mina
>>152427174yeah he said he was trying to celebrate with his teammates. is that so horrible?
>>152427087OMG! Finally a place to post on Reddit and get my heckin’ bing bing wahoo fix while my wife is upstairs with Jamal picking out paint samples for the bedroom. Oh boy wowee! Now I can sip my Onions and watch my heckin’ Marvel movies in comfort!
call the state of "parity" what you want, this last leg of division matchups is football kino. good job Rodge
The only thing Squirts tops is his buttbuddy Saquon
>>152427174>>152427188He should cause a rift at ESPN by saying he was trying to see if Mina was there somewhere, which is why he ignored Lauren for 5 whole seconds.
>>152427182>2017 salary cap: $167M>$22M is 13.2% of team salary>2025 salary cap: $279M>$55M is 19.7% of team salaryit's not a cap inflation thing, qbs are making a significantly bigger chunk of total team salary
>>152427213Based
FUCK!!!!!!!! Just spilled gelatinous chicken stock on my primary slippers
>>152427203Don't you find it weird this parity started when they sold NFL Network? Smells a little rigged
>>152427198He's a veteran at this point. he's given tons of these. He knows how it works. This behavior is very strange.
>>152427079Laura would tank the hit better than that.
where's that passive aggressive nigglesfag who used to spam Squrts advanced stats
>>152427182>Jimmy Garoppolo was the highest paid player in NFL history at one point>his contract of $25m/year sent shockwaves through the league>now anything under $55m is considered an insult>in only 7 years
Joe Flacco ruined NFL QB contracts. He had his one good season during the Super Bowl year and they proceeded to pay him like prime Rodgers. That's what set the precedent to Geno Smith getting 40 million or Dak 60 million yearly
>>152427079Wtf did this real?
>>152427237every gm thinks they're smart because as the cap inflates, what today is 20% of the cap will be 5% by the end of the contractthis is only true if the cap continues the post covid exponential growth (it will not)
>>152427193carlie is out, >we have moved on to the wife of the Texans owner who runs day to day operations
“He said he was pretty good with the clippers,” Herbert said Wednesday for why he trusted Lott.Herbert got what he wanted. His luscious long hair was gone, but the basic request didn’t come with a crisp lineup above his forehead or a stylish fade below his unevenly trimmed hair.“I think he did a great job,” Herbert said. “I wasn’t looking for anything fancy, so just trimming it down. He did that job. Pleased with it.”
>>152427087
>>152427244Stafford got the biggest contract in the league, twice, without winning a playoff game.
>>152427236Dangling in his room with a noose around his neck I'm afraid.
>>152427265He's apart of it too but no one gave a fuck because it's the Lions lol
>>152427256it also doesn't seem to play out that way because teams have to restruture these guys to keep signing people and free up space.
This will be the Superbowl whether you like it or not.
My Patriots are paying Drake 9 million a year btw
>>152427087>>152427263>>152427149>>152427166>>152427200mmmm yeah look at that little cuck closet mmmm i bet his wife fuck BLACKS while he's playing games in theremmmm. thank god im not a cuck like him
>>152427289who?
>>152427289and will be paying him $55 mil+ in a couple yearssame with gayleb and jaden daniels
>>152427308Drake "Drake Maye" Maye
>>152427284If the Chargers had a healthy oline maybe
>>152427079I'd love to have a convo with Laura tbqh.
reddit is having a melt down becausePuka went live in the locker room after the Rams game despite the Rams rules against doing so, and refused to stop when asked by a teammate
>>152427289that's the miracle of rookie contracts
>>152427326
>>152427338Are you retarded?
>>152427330Why are they called the San Francisco 49ers if they play all the way in Santa Clara?
>>152427309Probably more. If Dak got 60 at the beginning of last year, and Drake takes them to the playoffs with even moderate success, he's getting $65m.
>>152427338And I'd tell my teammate shut the fuck up cause im the WR and im the one scoring TDs
>>152427338>redditgo back
>>152427309>/nfl/ when good players get paid
>All of the NFC east teams lost this week except for the GiantsWell hard knocks tonight is gonna be interesting
>>152427349He's not going to make over $60 million a year unless he brings the Patsies to back to back owls. Jerruh only gave Dak that contract because Jerruh wanted to be the first one to pay a player $60 million a year
Who's getting MVB
>>152427348Same reason they're not the Arlington Cowboys, the Miami Gardens Dolphins, the East Rutherford Giants/Jets, the Orchard Park Bills, or the Inglewood Chargers/Rams.
>>152427378Staffy
>>152427378Most Violent Bitch?
>>152427378Drake Maye
>>152427383Most Valuable Bussy
>>152427373He's clearing 65 easily lil bro
Some quarterbacks shouldn't be trusted
I literally feel it in my bones that dem boyz are winning the superbowl
Why is Phillip rivers trying to play at 44? He's gonna die
>>152427373you are retarded
>>152427394I dont know why you'd want that but believe whatever you want
>>152427364Where did you get this video of me?
>>152427364>caleb>daniels>good players
>>152427338Why are people surprised when a WR is an egotistical asshole?
>>152427407Thunder will just rape whoever inn the east
>>152427404Cause the nfl is fake as fuck and hes not gonna get heemed if he plays.
>>152427373Dak also had all the leverage.if Drake has a good 2026 they will try to sign him and they will have some leverage. I would expect around $55-$58/y.
>>152427174A man never has to explain himself to a woman. Ever.
>>152427407I've never heard of those NFL teams
>>152427407I don't watch basketball, bro...
>>152427348I just learned that the Rams played in Anaheim for 15 years before leaving to St Louis.
>>152427391Jackson Mahomes for the 5th year running
>>152427174still can't believe he used that kind of language on a disney broadcast
>>152427432You mean you don't watch tight ends "catch touchdown passes like they were grabbing rebounds in college"?
>>152427079Wonder what Stroud gets paid, he had an excellent rookie season but has been a bus rider at best to a Top 2 defense this and last season
>>152427424>2 playoff wins in his career>leverageIf anything it's further proof that Jerry Jones is senile. No one in their right mind would pay him over $50 million a year, much less $60
Like Daniel Jones is about to make 45m a year EZ even with his injury. Woulda been 50+ without the injury
>>152427453Stroud really peaked his rookie year and just went downhill
>>152427452Antonio Gates played basketball.
YEAHHHH HERE WE GO
>>152427404>He's gonna dieAin't we all?
>>152427182you should see the college carouselLane Kiffin is collecting checks from Ole Miss and LSU. A&M is still paying Jimbo Fisher in 2025
>>152427409I just know what I'm talking about is all
herbert is 0-3 agaisnt trevor lawrence in his career, with two of those games being complete blowouts and one blowing a 27-0 lead in the playoffs
>>152427472So did Tony Gonzalez and all the OGs. These zoomers like Bowers ain't about that life.
>>152427475He doesn't do that anymore:(
>>152427404Lucky bastard
>>152427404He has 30 mouths to feed
>>152427487I wish they'd just do away with it entirely outside of Thanksgiving.
>>152427456I mean, he had leverage because the Cowboys are retarded. They had no other options but Cooper Rush by that point
>>152427471he has shit receivers and an even worse oline
>>152427487Disagree. I like the spacing of Thursday. You then get college ball Saturday (and maybe Friday if it's good) then Sunday Monday. Kino spacing
>>152427497There's a 100% chance she got face fucked like that
>>152427471and there it is
Why can't the shitskins here make a reference without using basketball
>>152427472So did Jimmy Graham
Why doesn't Jayden Daniels just eat more food? Shouldn't be hard to spend an offseason bulking up so he doesn't explode to a gentle breeze
>>152427471His kind tend to peak early
Stafford will be the first player in NFL history with three 41+ TD seasons
>>152427504That's true but at the same time letting him walk would have accomplished the same thing in the end but with more cap space. Even if the Cowboys make the playoffs, they're going to get their shit kicked in by the Seahawks or Rams and that's only if the win the division since the NFC is too stacked for them to make a WC spot
>>152427541TD passes*
>>152427382Doesn’t deserve it IMO. His success this year is more the product of Puka and Davante. Compare this with Josh Allen last Sunday literally winning the game all by himself. Allen is the only true MVP candidate, not epidural Stafford with two of the best WRs or Maye and his 7th easiest schedule of all time only featuring 2-3 playoff teams. Not saying Stafford isn’t elite, he still his. He just doesn’t deserve MVP
>>152427554I can see the Allen mvp but recency bias i don't think he gets it again
It's crazy to think Phillip Rivers could be the father of almost half of the current starting QBs in the league
>>152427554Feel so bad for burrow and Allen. Imagine if those two were on competent franchises.
>>152427554If anyone deserves MVP, it's Garrett since Njigba is winning OPOTY and no one else comes close to deserving it
>>152427554Allen has been mid this year
>>152427453>>152427471Are we ready to have the discussion that Young>Stroud was the right call?
>>152427565Bo is at LEAST 44 years old.
>>152427565>Lawrence is only 25What the fuck it feels like he's been playing forever. He unironically has plenty of time to get better
>>152427174Why should he? Dude probably wanted to celebrate with his teammates and get his hand looked at.
>>152427517People still watch basketball? Glad my team had a ship gangbang before that league went to shit
>>152427595He was elite, just lamar was more elite. But won because they didn't want to give Lamar 3 MVPs (more than Mahomes) before he won a SB. Same reason they stopped giving Manning MVPs in 05 and 06, then gave him make up MVPs after he won a SB. Media circus
>joshie posters>BTFOpick two
>>152427103Okay
absolutely based
Patty Cuckitini
>>152427565Hurts is only 27?! I thought he was in his thirties.
>/nfl/ thinks broncos are struggling against teams like the raiders when theyre purposefully going for it on 4th and missing so their opponent can cover the spreadThe guiding hand of the league is behind the broncos. They are terror
>>152427594He’s 25, it says so right there in the graphic.
>>152427617Brady unironically broke their brainsThe league is only just now getting back to a realistic understanding of the sport
>>152427641Mikebros...
>>152427641I literally bet chargers because these two were the reps
>>152427638kek Jesse Ventura is a Navy SEAL and he is flinching firing that beast.
>>152427595the real 2023 MVP: CMCthe real 2024 MVP: Goffmobile quarterbacks, just don't like 'em
>>152427663wow great point
>>152427571Even a competent team without a qb. I don’t know how many of those there are but the Vikings and Colts have got to be more competent than the Bills and Bengals. I know MVP is a meaningless popularity contest, but put Burrow or Allen on the Rams and the Rams would be even better. But Stafford on the Bengals and they still miss the playoffs. Put Stafford on the Bills and they suck. That’s why he’s not really an MVP. Getting shitty Lions teams to the playoffs a couple times with Calvin Johnson was more impressive
>>152427663There is an alternate universe when special op teams carry around miniguns through the jungle and I want to live in it.
>>152427693Unfortunately we weren't born when personal energy shields and exoskeletons necessitated such weaponry
>>152427699They are also strong enough to carry enough ammunition to fire it for more than 5 seconds.
Burrow on any competent team would have 3 rings by now
>>152427456Goddamn you are fucking stupid. And I fucking hate the Cowboys/Dak. You just argue against things that are objectively true and not up for debate. He had leverage. Like every QB that looks good in the regular season, just because of the high cost and difficulty of replacing a starting QB. A new QB is a long-term investment and gamble on potential
>>152427713If he stayed healthy
I don’t want anyone ever calling squirts a Top 5 QB again.
>>152427720a competent team would entail an O-line that doesnt suck ass
I don't want anyone calling mahomo a Top 5 QB again.
>>152427715And what has Dak done since he signed that contract. Leverage doesn't mean shit if you dont have the results to back them up autist-kun
>>152427730same
>>152427721The only people calling him a good qb ever were always just niggers that like their own tribe, same with Lamar vs Josh Allen.
>>152427485>still thinks qbs play "against" each other
>>152427703>josh allen had the best receiver in footballPlease name him so I can laugh at you
>>152427720He would stay healthy because the front office would get him an O-line and being retards like the Bengals.
Mahomes is a top 5 QB GOAT
>>152427510the phrase is non-zero
Joey 4chan is a top 5 qb
>>152427743QBs compete against one another to score the most points
>>152427652Mahomes made it look like it would last forever, if he is actually back down to earth the league might be fun again for the first time since the 90s
When the going gets tough, you can't count on a Jackson or a Stroud type quarterback.
Lamar Jackson is a top 5 RB
>>152427749>carried
>>152427749>Brady>Montana>Bradshaw>Aikmen>Refs
What's it like dating black chick?
Football went downhill when they started letting halfbacks throw the ball.
>>152427596that's because he is spiritually no different than Blake Bortles or Blaine Gabbert, they're all the same dude bro mediocrity
So now that we can all admit Mahomes was carried by the refs, media, Reid and Kelce that he seems like an okay dude off the field?
>>152427749>Kelce bab>GOAT
>>152427766bags of sand
>>152427583I think you're confusing them with the Pats, BK. Patriots have literally played the easiest schedule in the NFL, followed closely by Broncucks
>>152427703Burrow looked like he was really going to put the team on his back and take them to the playoffs until he had some bad luck turnovers in the snow. In that same game Josh Allen literally put the team on his back and pulled ahead at the end to win. I don’t think it’s about selling jerseys, these guys are two of the best.
>>152427772I hated Mahomes because of the broccoli haircut.
In the beginning stages of planning a Zermatt trip for our yearly guys ski trip. What other cities or towns would be worth checking out or staying in while in Switzerland? Probably go for 7-10 days and ski 3 so plenty of time to see other stuff
Go Bills
>>152427767It all went to shit when they started allowing the forward pass
>>152427755no, teams do that
why is rivers coming back? surely there's some UFL QB who could do a better job.
>>152427772Speaking of which, why have Kelce's stats and career absolutely cratered post-covid?
>>152427777quads of truth
>>152427787This desu and Lions.
>>152427777Wasted quads on a casual1 of the 2 Patriot losses was to one of their easier teamsThe Bills lost to the Falcons and Dolphins, who the Patriots beat, and to the Patriots themselves
>>152427800I'd say he was still elite until last season. If I recall he was shit all year until the playoffs.
>>152427797Zappe would have done the job unironically
>>152427797Rivers has been with Steichen since back at the Chargers. He already knows the offense completely.
Russian women are the best
>>152427772>refsI’ve seen a lot of Chiefs games this year and noticed that Mahomes and Kelce are always looking back for penalties and arguing with the refs. The refs seem to have gotten orders to stop going easy on them (except in that game against the Lions). You see other players do it too but not nearly as much as them. In the last game they played Mahomes was even relying on PI calls when throwing deep or on 4th down that never came.
>>152427824ive kind of started to date a russian girl and like her how screwed am i
>>152427777This post sure did upset the Patsiefags even though it's true
>>152427830Say goodbye to your bank account
>>152427827Uh yeah welcome to 2025 sir
>>152427824That's a man
>>152427764The fact that Montana is no longer in the conversation is pathetic, Montana was Mahomes for his entire career.
>>152427846ok boomer
>>152427788Jalen Hurts has been playing like a backup qb. Flacco did admirably but only won one game (defense was awful though) and everybody claiming he was no different than Burrow and should stay j if Burrow comes back… were exaggerating
Drake Maye gets injured before the championship game vs the Olts.A strange figure appears in the Patriots locker room exit.>Midge Ure's The Man Who Sold the World starts playing>It's been a long time since you've been here, Phillip.
>>152427855Millennial, but I got to witness Montana and he was magical.
>>152427821They had the 7 hardest strength of schedule last year, and I'm guessing it's been this way for most of Allen's time since that's the first one I checked. What do you get out of telling obvious lies to strangers on the Internet?https://www.foxsports.com/stories/nfl/2024-nfl-strength-of-schedule-ranking-every-teams-slatehttps://www.giants.com/news/2024-nfl-strength-of-schedule-for-all-32-teams-steelers-packers-cowboys-49ershttps://www.sportsbettingdime.com/nfl/strength-of-schedule/2024-season/
>>152427735>Leverage doesn't mean shitThen how did he get paid
>>152427865Tom Brady got raped by the cowboys the last time he tried to play NFL football btw. One of only two QB's to ever lose to playoff Dak.
What is Belichick doing these days.
>>152427846I haven't listened to many older broadcasts, when Montana played did they really pull shit like>THE BEST RECEIVER IN THE LEAGUE WAS WIDE OPEN WITH NO DEFENDER WITHIN 5 YARDS OF HIM, ONLY MONTANA COULD'VE MADE THAT THROW>THAT 3 YARD HITCH ROUTE FOR A TD WAS AN ABSOLUTELY MONTANIAN THROW>JUST LOOK AT HIM THROW THAT BALL INTO THE DIRT, THIS IS WHY MONTANA IS SO GOOD
Last nights game is kind of making me reevaluate my long held belief that Jalen hurts is elite
>>152427865The WHO? The COLTS?
>>152427835Not when comparing your season to the Bills>Pats lose to Raiders and Bills lose to Texans>Pats beat Titans and Bills beat Chiefs>Pats beat Giants, waiting to see if Bills beat EaglesEvery other opponent is the same
>>152427888Dak was too White for Brady's black ass to handle.
>>152427895Those stats are awful. Grim. Horrifying. Dare I even say, dark.
>>152427892No they were respectful of the game back then.
>>152427750No that means there's a chance. I meant there's no way she didn't do it. Some college guy she was sucking said do the pose
>>152427791Developed/Perfected on Cedar Point Beach along Lake Erie by Knute Rockne. At least that’s what a plaque there says (next to the famous amusement park)
>>152427908How dark? Like, black?
>>152427895this is racist and not needed
Test
>>152427918>5/20>0 TDs, 4 Ints, 1 FumblePossibly even darker than black
>>152427881Jerry wanted to be the first owner to pay a player $60 million a year because in Jerryland the CAP doesn't matter and publicity does. He was even talking about in the off-season https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/jerry-jones-continues-to-believe-all-publicity-is-good-publicity
>>152427911Roger Goodell destroyed the integrity of the game and should be murdered.
>>152427942Whoa cool it with the antisemitism
*upsets the jannies*
>>152427950Nah, some jews are alright
>>152427772Been saying this shit for years. Glad he's finally been exposed
>>152427938>darker than black QBs
>>152427942I reported you to the FBI, again.
Drake Maye makes me happy :)
>>152427942is Bettman the best commissioner of the four leagues? The other three destroyed their sports but all Bettman has done is try to expand to southern cities.
>>152427766>latinaand indians are white
>>152427939Jerry thinks people still deliver mail by horse. They're the most known team in the most engaged in entity in america at that point it's all reputation management
>>152427953We are so back 'ecker bros
drake mayeniacs going wild in this thread
Speaking of Latinas, where is Temujin?
>>152427982Black colombians/dominicans HATE being black
>>152427986damn why would she do that
>>152427987We love Drake Maye here.
>>152427953Jannies are having Bo Induced Melties now? Holy fucking deranged
>>152427984I won't deny that
Tom Brady
I find it ridiculous Drake and Caleb don't include Jayden in their bromance
Bussy
And there it is
>>152427989She married a Muslim man and he banned her from using the internet and driving.
>>152427998lmao, yea. they banned me a couple times recently. i take it as a badge of honor.
Who is the second zestiest player in the league?
Herbo isn't clu-
Are we gonna have a brob owl?
my gf just sucked me off but still wants me to fuck her when she gets back from showering. wat do /spee/?
>>152428021Many such cases
>>152428030Both these teams lose their first off games
>>152428018Whoever said this is a massive giga faggot
>>152428025Clutch is such a meme statClutch means you needed to come back in the first place
>>152428025tch
>>152428023
>>152428023Christian Wilkins got cut from the Raiders for trying to kiss a teammate
Do not reply to chikaner
>>152428035To who?
Who tf is chikaner
Just ate four (4) Jimmy Dean honey biscuit spicy chicken sammies outta the box, ask me anything. No I'm not fat. Football.
>>152428052What did you have to wash that down, big guy
>>152428052Sounds pretty good but why are you eating processed food?
>>152428040
>>152428056Coffee>>152428057Because I have an elite metabolism
>>152428050non whites. basically non bronco fans. i'd be more than obliged to post the img, but Bo Nix has buck broken the jannies absolutely silly, i will get banned again if i do, lol.
Brock Purdy is a better QB than Jalen Hurts and Patrick Mahomes.
>>152428025>Herbie INTs thrown in the entire 2024 regular season: 3>Herbie INTs thrown in one single little playoff game in Houston: 4
>Black QBs
>>152428041I didn't hear about that kek
>>152428047Pats lose to jags. Bears to dem boyz
>>152428067Mac Jones too
>>152428067I'd like Purdy a lot more if he wasn't playing on the 49ers. I'd like to see him play on a team that's desperately in need of a slightly above average QB.
>>152428078His nickname should be Big Mac
>>152428078Mac Jones could be a starter on 10 teams right now and make them better
>>152428087I'd say maybe 5
inb4 someone posts the Patriots/Raiders webm...
Still Lyce Dung and Bustin Shitburp
>>152428067>>152428078Why does /NFL/ hate black qbs but make an exception with Mac Jones?
>>152428087>>152428091VikingsDolphinsTexansGiantsCardinalsWho am I missing?
>wear retarded ugly head diaper 'for protection'>don't bother putting in your mouthpieceNog logic
>>152428087>vikings>raiders>jets>titans>cards>colts>falcons>browns>dolphinsI don't think these are controversial picks either
>>152428112Steelers Ravens too
>>152428107eaglessteelersbrownsraiders
*throws an int*
>>152428107>>152428112see this guy. Mac Jones will get my 9ers a 2nd round pick minimum next year.
Bo induced melty, BIM, if you will.
>>152428128Erm the broncos defense generates no turnovers so bix has to score points
>>152428130He threw 4!
>>152428099I just hate niggers.
>>152428110I never wish an injury on anyone but I wished he left rice in a wheelchair for what he did
>>152427902>>152427828don't worry, I accept your concession >>152422658
>>152428130>>152428137>QB doesn't have it>really doesn't have it>as in he had his worst game of his career>should we run the ball? >nah throw it 40 times That's the Sirianni special
>>152428139This.
>>152428156what did he do?
>>152428110>*Record scratch*>*Freeze frame*>"Yup, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here..."
>>152428159>trade for Gayquon Shartley>get tremendous value out of him for 1 season>barely use him ever again
>>152428179you forgot the part where they paid him extra for no reason
>>152428172Nearly killed a bunch of people driving like a nigger at 120 mph. Shoulda died or been shot crawling outnof the wreckage.
>>152428179>barely use him ever againThey use him a fuckton, he just doesn't do anything and gets stuffed for one yard 90% of the time
>>152428157this confirms the cowboys are even more dogshit than their record, and the toxins are the only legitimate team in the league
>>152428130Lane Johnson babby
>>152428179>>trade for
would you be excited about a Bills/Rams SB shootout?
>>152428171kek. Purdy special.
>>152428179Sirianni hates running the ball. I don't really know why and the only theory I have is when he was first hired there were media stories about how Lurie wanted a high flying passing offense. People forget this. I really think Sirianni forces a terrible passing scheme on the team because he thinks it will save his job. > Lurie's meddling is taking Eagles down a dangerous path >Published January 11, 2021 https://www.nbcsportsphiladelphia.com/nfl/philadelphia-eagles/luries-meddling-is-taking-eagles-down-a-dangerous-path/176075/Then of course when there's not a Sirianni retard OC they tell him to fuck off and run the ball. 2021 before Steichen took over it was a shitshow of pass spamming, late 2021 and 2022 Steichen takes over and they go to the owl; then Brian Johnson takes over and it's back to Sirianni's gross offense leading to a one and done collapse; then Moore takes over and they win an owl lol. Now we're back to Siriannni's shitshow.
>>152428206Yeah. But I'd rather it be Bills Lions so I can start hating the winner.
>>152428128This reminds me.What happened to the anon keeping count of black qbs vs white. I was eagerly looking forward to the end of season overall record.
I'm emo gang. And you?
>>152428188We don't use that word here
Coach primate
>shittier than tuaKWAB
>>152428239sorry, unalived
>>152428188Common Chiefs felony
based phillip rivers
>>152428230his trip is LynnRedden
>>152427079>NOOOOOO YOU CANT INVALIDATE MY FEELINGS REEEEEEELEL SHE DID THE MEME
>>152422658>beat team>this makes you SoS go down>keep doing it>HA YOU PLAYED NOBODYhuh?
>>152428258sorry, meant to reply to >>152428157
>>152427263me in the back
Giants don't mess this up
purple drank
>better than your QB
>>152427892Madden did that with Favre
>>152428264>>152428258yet somehow the Rams are there at the bottom of this list and the same record...
>>152428266>And with the 1st pick of the 2026 draft, the New York Football Giants select John Johnson, Longsnapper BSU
>>152428179
>>152428266if they knew how to use the #1 pick they wouldnt have the #1 pick
I would be surprised if the Panthers paid Bryce after this season. I would hold off until after next year.
>>152428287>second most fun player to watch in the league>gets injured just a few games inI miss you, Skatman
>>152428270What if my qb iz ryback?
>>152428301SHUT UP ALREADY
>>152428287did Skattebo have the shortest hyped career of all time?
>>152428287Bill having more than barfley is insane
I don't like quarterbacks who slide at the end of a scramble. Just don't like 'em.
what does "no linemen" mean for olympic 5v5 flag football? wouldn't the quarterback just get instantly sacked every time without an OL?
>>152428293Even if they decide to pay him, it won't be top money.
>>152428287I thought that was the twin towers overlaid over skattebo
>>152428266If they get #1 they will probably trade it. They don't need a QB or a RB. Mendoza is going #1 unless he shits himself in the playoffs. Jeremiah Love will go high too.
Why doesn't anyone want to sign Cam Newton?
>>152428324No shit.
>>152428331because hes black
>>152428206On one hand, yes, because my Joshie finally finds himself playing in the Owl for a chance at glory. But No also because the fix would absolutely be in for the Rasm and Goodell would do anything in his power to screw the Bills (just like how Bettman screwed the Sabres in 1999). Anyway, I think it would otherwise be a "good game" for the most part. I also like Stafford but I can't stand the Nu-Rams as a team/organization.
>>152428317theres a rush clock
>>152428304Ryback?
>>152428331They want to win, or else they can get a cheaper black qb to tank with
Which dog shit team is going to ruin him?https://www.instagram.com/p/DR84Rz3APWw/
>>152428345the nfl glazes Allen almost as much as Mahomes tho
>>152428339Okay, faggot. They will waste it anyways because they are a dumpster fire.
So who would be a better option than Rivers? I think almost anyone. Derek Carr?>>152428316So all of them
>>152428293Why would you be surprised? They are probably making the playoffs and he is a big reason why. Stat watchers think he's bad, ball knowers know he is elite in the clutch which is the most important thing for a qb.
>>152428355It is foretold
>>152428373Ryan Tannehill
>>152428373Carr is 1. retired 2. still under contract with the saints
>>152427079i wish
>>152428317just like when you were kids, you count 5 mississippi and rush
>>152428380Mendoza is such a little dweeb, raiders dont seem like a good fit
>>152428331Cam would be elite in a Taysom Hill role. But he is too accomplished and has too much leadership presence to be a backup qb. You dont ever want the team/coaches/fans thinking maybe Cam could do better than the starting qb if he has any success.
>>152428398You know remember good boy Christian Care
>>152428380i was skeptical but i dunno now im sold on him being on the raidies feel like ya gotta fire pete though
>>152428172This >>152428188His mom has also been caught stealing Amazon packages on Ring cameras.
New hard knocks is up
playing football in cold weather is so much worse than playing in hot weather. Only faggots who have never played disagree with this
>>152428270Hold up
New hard cocks if up
>>152428408I just put aside any idea of firing anyone until the end of the season. Let them keep doing what they’re doing. The Giants, on paper, are a better team
>>152428424This fellow happens to be looking quite dandy
If fhe Chiefs make the playoffs I will an hero
>>152428413
>>152428230Also where's the tripfag who made power rankings from polls we voted on? Disappeared after week 6 or something
>>152428429i mean if youre taking a QB at 1 (which the raiders absolutely will have the #1 by seasons end) you kinda have to fire pete i feel he’s fucking ancient and ran the team into the ground in 1 season at the very least you gotta bring an offensive mind like daboll in for OC, he’s the guy who developed Josh Allen after all and mendozas game is similar to joshs
>>152428360>>152428386Does it really matter? No amount of "glazing" or "shoe-horning" is going to change the fact that the Bills aren't allowed to win the Owl. It pains me to say it but at this point it's universal law.>Then why do you even root for them?Because they're my cursed team, damnit. Born and raised to be a glutton for punishment. Plus, Buffalo is my city of origin so it would be spiritually wrongful for me to be a fan of any other team.
What happens if Jacksonville wins the super bowl
>>152428468Riots in Duval, my cousin and aunt down there get drunk.
if you arent watching hard knocks and round table draft discussions as well as every presser your team puts out, are you really even a fan? I dont spend more than a day at any point in the year without getting updates on the Jets. I could take over as head coach in a moments notice if I had to
>>152428434It wouldn’t surprise me if the league had the refs go hard on the Chiefs to make it look real only to, in these last few weeks, refball the Chargers to go winless and the Chiefs to win out.
>>152428500enjoy your knock and talk dude
>>152428482>matt Ryan with an mvp so…Matt Ryan?
>>152428412but they're rich?
>>152428500I gave your mom some hard knocks
>>152428523Statmutt only started watching football 3 years ago, he doesn't know who earned what
>>152428450sneak?
>>152428533you do realize they gave steve mcnair a dei co-mvp with peyton one time right
>>152428468jacksonville won't even win a playoff game
>>152428468that would be a big deal
>>152428515>make it look real only tochikaner moment
>>152428546>statmuttlove the gay little names you dipshits come up with.
Yup, you're having a Josh Allen induced melty
Coach Todd Bowel Movement
>>152428542Why do I feel like Nine switched places with Mahomes through some demonic yoga ritual
>>152428573>chikanerThat site is down, so he’s not here. Plus he doesn’t care about American sports
>>152428584say it on your real account coward
Does anyone else wish they had telepathic powers to communicate with animals and use it to lord over the people in your life that irritate you? Like sometimes I wish I could just command and army of animals and my eyes would change shape and color and the powerless normies would have to bask in my might and glory. I imagine I would give some sort of speech that would be similar to timothy chalamet's in Dune when he assumes the position of lisan al gaib
>>152428350>I've never seen a player become physically incapable of playing professional football overnightPeyton Manning's last year was rough.
>>152428574if youre gonna criticize someone at least make the argument legitimate
>Commanders>Guardians>MammothWhy do nu team names suck
>>152428444I literally look like this as i watch the episode
>>152428605>>152428350Geno is somehow worse than his pre renaissance self
For me, it's only the most Mahomesian of interceptions
>>152428625i would say that rams fans genuinely enjoy josh allen
>>152428625youre mentally ill
>>152428493I listen to a lot of local coverage of my team, it's more enjoyable than national media desu
>>152428398The Raiders “bad boy” image and culture is obsolete. They moved away from “Black San Francisco” years ago. They’re just a shitty bottom feeding football team in a declining tourist city that doesn’t deserve any professional sports teams. Co-owned by Tom Brady. The Albanian ginger would get along with Mendoza just fine
>>152428549No this guy would set polls and you had to rate teams form a scale of 1-10 and be would compile them. I think he had scarlet in his name if I remember correctly
>>152428493That's kind of based. I'm jealous of guys from real NFL cities. Here in Oregon I'm a thousand miles from the nearest team and there's no NFL culture. I lived in Pittsburgh briefly and all the houses had their steelers flags and stuff it was cool.
>>152428625why are you so angry
>>152428643you dont know what youre talking about
The stadium’s quiet whistle drifted through the halftime teacup as the quarterback’s shadow gently folded the goalposts into yesterday’s afternoon
>>152428664>replies to my post>doesn't answer my questionwhy are you so angry
>>152428667woa
>>152428664>flase flaggingliterally impossible to do on here. jesus christ who let the newfag in here
>>152428398That was my first thought when I saw his post game interview against Ohio State but I think id be a great fit for the memes. Love the contrast of this nerdy white kid being in the team with a gangster black man
>>152428672Reminder that Michael B. Jordan fucked his bitch.
im really happy bryce is turning the corner ya gotta love the underkitty ya just gotta
>>152428625To be fair, the same can be said about Mahomes and the Chiefs fan base. But we're not keeping score here, are we? Just know that in this context (the one you're describing), it's a two-way street where numbers of rings/championships don't matter. Oh, and for the record, I'm sure there are a lot more dudes that jerk off to Mahomes than dudes that jerk off to Allen...but again, we're not keeping score. Just friendly banter, right?
>>152428672In Buffalo winds where the winters roar,A quarterback rises, asking for more.Josh Allen stands with a firebrand grin,A storm in his heart and a will built to win.He carves through the air with a thunderbolt arm,A spiral that sails past doubt and alarm.Defenders come crashing like waves on a pier,But he plants his feet—unyielding, clear.He runs like a linebacker, fierce to behold,A blue-and-red titan in armor of cold.Through swirling snow and a stadium’s din,He carries a city stitched under his skin.And when the night settles and echoes fall thin,The chants still linger: Let the legend begin.For Buffalo’s heartbeat, steady and true,Finds rhythm in all that Josh Allen can
>mfw they seethe
anyway 7 > 3
>>152428656I absolutely know what I’m talking about. You west coast faggots need to all be gassed to death I swear. Look around you. It’s a sea of brown and Spanish speaking mouths. Raiders…. Ken. What a goddamn stupid faggot you are. Are you the same gay stupid faggot having a meltdown about jersey sales and Josh Allen? Go to hell and nuke California.
>>152428678this would be kino i bet maxx takes him under his wing little brother style
>>152428596Site is back up finally. Thank God. But yeah chikaner should wake up any moment know from his 3rd world country
>>1524287026 7
>>152428698Post Cuck Allen’s Lamar Hunt trophy. I’ll wait.
>>152428705i dont live in california also nevada is a based state i wish the raidies would lean into the Area 51 stuff if >we ever get a “named” defense it should be Hoover dam themed
>>152428705KEK. I can enjoy the best street cuisine in all of the united states while wearing shorts and a t shirt in 75 degree weather in january while you freeze your asshole off in whatever flyover shithole you reside in. Keep seething faggo
>>152428712>>152428717see >>152428698
>>152428705Allen is from California
>>152428678Is it acceptable as a white man to have the faces of multiple black men tattooed on your body
>>152428726No AFCCG wins?
>>152428714Welp, guess it’s time to overload it again
>>152428723>but the FOODyou people are fucking insane, please dont fill the thread up with your tent shanty delusions liek you always seem to do when anyone shits on that vile corner of the worlded
>>152428735no playoffs?
>>152428705California induced melty
I run /nfl/
Lotta melties lately
>>152428744My Patriots are leading the East :)
this schizos entire self worth is predicated on the fact that he lives in california itd be sad if it wasnt so fucking funny please keep it to yourself
>>152428742oh no no NO…he’s so angry that he has to chow down on whatever this is! please dont forget to gas up your suburban town car on the way to costco and buccees (which are 45 minutes out of the way). You’ll need it for when that tornado destroys your trailer park and FEMA refuses to come help you
This thread has gotten completely shitI can't tell one retard arguing from anotherGetting into retarded arguments is not interesting to anyone else, it just shits up the board
please discover self worth
>>152428776Trip on, bitchknees.
niggerstaters literally come apart at the seams over California. I have never seen anything make anyone seethe as much as the golden state makes niggerstaters, its so unbelievably sad
Reminder that Temujin raped Youngbitch with her strapon.
>>152427110>hearing reports that Kevin Wildes crashed out on live TV todayhe's my favorite part. I cant find anything online yet so I hope this is just bullshit.
kill yourselves
>>152428790giwtwm
>>152428720So you are a brownoid from California and a LAS VEGAS Raiders fan like all the other brainless Californians who think Al Davis still owns them, John Madden is still the coach, and they’re tough bad boys because of Maxx Crosby is an Albanian whigger with tattoos and all the gangsta rappers who turned out to have AIDS because they were all fags rapped about them and wore their jerseys. The Raiders is just the name and logo and colors of jerseys for a football team that plays on Las Vegas partially owned by Tom Brady that has been a poverty team for almost half a decade. I’m surprised you don’t want Mendoza, he would fit right in with your people over there
i was born in santa barbara but i just dont see how where im from or live is relevant to football
>>152428796>we dont care>literally no one cares>spams report button for getting BTFO
One of the two bitter choofs fans can bake the new bread, I met my thread quota for the day lole
>>152428723I would rather freeze to death half the year and be surrounded by white people. Plus our food is better
Cuck Allen will never win an owl.
New>>152428800>>152428800>>152428800
Guys please leave your retarded slap fight in this thread and don't bring it to the new one
>>152428808I speak a little /pol/I think it says the raiders of today are are a soft expansion franchise and their fans are all Mexicans. Also rappers like eazy-e were all gay
>>152428350Deshaun Watson went from being #1 in the league to not even being fit to being a backup on the Browns in 1 year. I guess being outed as a rapist really destroyed his ability to play.
>>152428779I unironically got this stupid shit stuck in my head last week
>>152427986which ai do you use for that?
>>152427079How can we get rid of all these stupid sideline reporters?
>>152429100Unlucid dot ai
>>152429155You're the man
>>152427566Link your patreon
>>152428139based
Mama said da Browns lost to da Titans but at least dey "won" all dem trades and Andrew Berry is a genius
>>152428678The next best thing to being a champion level QB is being an awesome defensive player on a shitty team. Get some sacks, Get top salary, and there’s no pressure on you because you’re not on the side that scores points.
>>152427087>no handle on the inside for closing the doornigga is asking for pinched fingers
>Good offense>Good defense>Quality winsThere is only one team in the AFC playoff race that fits this entire criteria
>>152430475the jaguars
