Apologize to Tua Edition
I..... don't hear.... no BELL!
Carson Palmer, get out of retirement and come back buddy
>>152432406>>152432419it literally isn't over until we're mathematically eliminated
>>152432429My berds fucking SUCK
Who is the best linebacker in the league? I feel like for decades it's been painfully obvious, first Ray Lewis and Brian Urlacher, then Luke Kuechly and Bobby Wagner, then Roquon Smith for a few years, we kinda all agreed on that. But now I'm not really sure, there are no names that stand out.
>>152432434Damn right we suck. We're gonna get booty blasted by the Texans
>>152432449
>>152432461Yes. And it doesnt mean a thing. Still luv me my birbs
iggles fans are still in the denial phase
i wonder if they'll use Philips old sketch or make a new one
>>152432473What did the ref miss?
>>152432488Dpi?
choose your fighter
>>152432525where
>>152432542Give me the pregnant one
da flu n shieet
>>152432546At the eagles player’s face? It could be race mask but good thing nothing as called there.
>>152432566nah
what are the thoughts on my Texans?
>>152432577Gonna get the last WC unless Rovers-sama has something to say about it
>>1524325423 easy
>>152432532It's a new janny. They're always drunk with power when they first get selected and think they can change a board into what they want it to look like.But 95% of jannies drop out within 6 months when they realize people can change their IPs faster than you can ban them and the Hiro will NEVER EVER implement proper tools to combat ban evasion. And some realize they messed with the wrong autist who will dedicate their life to doxxing you.t. former janny
>>152432596Kek why would you even want to be a janny
unc rivers really be telling YNs in the locker room to save they money and not fuck bitches smdh
why is herbie such an asshole?
>>152432577definitely going to the postseason, but will likely get fucked over by stroud once there
>>152432632He's heavily concussed and drugged out
>>152432640t. bidwell
>>152432612For the bitches and for the respect
>>152432577Gonna win the SB
>>152432641maybe he should seek medical attention instead of yelling at children
>>152432665t. eagle fan’s dad
Which QB?
>>152432632Patrick Mahomes WOULD never
>>152432632Bo Nix would NEVER
>>152432632>henlo sir I am wearing another teams merch but canI take a selfie with you?Do americans really? Just take off the jersey.
>>152432632based for hating on Gaylen Squirts
>>152432683is this satire?
>>152432632Based. This is winner's mentality
>>152432693He'd never have someone trying to take a pic with him
Oh hey speeRule abider hereLove the rules
>>152432726I love the rules. I love the shield.
>>152432714Uhhhh muh O line n sheeeeeit!!Bo Nix can't be talked about positively!!!!!!He makes me seethe!!!!!!!!!
>we didn't want to make the playoffs anyway it's unironically over
>>152432746Go back.
>>152432746Go forward.
>>152432699rent free
>>152432776everyone knows squirts is a bus rider so this meme is pointless
>>152432573Nice extremely low quality post (not)
>>152432714>blo has the best o-line and can barely keep pace with herbie who has the 2nd worst o-linepretty sad tbqh
Is Sean Payton a QB whisperer?
>>152432632>being mean to young kidsNever knew herbie was a wigger loser but it tracks
>>152432786He's an elite kicker whisperer
I guess we owe him an apology....
>>152432780you sound upset
>>152432746He's right.Chiefs had the opposite end of the pendelum on Luck this season, and their run to the Owl was all momentum, no gas. Thus it stopped at the SB.Now they need to reload on gas, and a top half of the pick order will do just that.
>>152432795so does gaylen when he has to say more than two words
if your team isn't in the top right, you're a fraud
if your team isn't in this bussy, you're a fraud
>>152432798>with the 16th pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select Hollywood Smothers, running back, NC State
>>152432831He's never drafting a 1st round RB after CeH again
>>152432798Or alternately, the Trump administration FBI signals it will be looking into pro sports corruption and suddenly the favorable reffing disappears.Really activates the almonds.
>>152432816>4th down?
>>152432840All QBs are frauds.
>>152432831>with the 12th pick the Chiefs suggest tranner kopeziol tight end out of Houston because he's a tight end with the initials TK and he's white!
QBwitalilmotion
>>152432852i can't wait until the pantards are eliminated so bryce spammers can fuck off
>>152432785the fact the steelers rank that high reeks of bad methodology. it's impossible to even know if the steelers line is good at pass blocking or not (hint: it's not) because gayron is throwing the ball a quarter second after he receives it on half the plays this year. his time to throw is the 3rd fastest in the league. his average depth of target is dead last. this certainly SEEMS like a team scared to death of its shaky oline, with an offensive coordinator who rode deep play action with derrick henry to his 2 years of success. curious that they arent doing that now.
>>152432816>WP gain It’s shit
Are the playoff spots basically all set at this point? The only real shift i can see is from the panthers and bucs fighting for their division since they play each other on weeks 16 and 18
>>152432909Not even remotely
Oh yea? Check this out*starts dabbing on queefie corpses*Didn't expect that now did ya?
shut the fuck up about the chiefs you don't know ball
>>152432788That kid is from Philly, they throw batteries at Santa, he'll be fine/he go what he deserved
>>152432937neither does mahomes
>>152432912Elaborate
>Russell was lambasted while Aaron is praised really makes you think
The packturds blew a multiple score fourth quarter lead to the browns.
>>152432909 Bears, Packers, Niners, and Lions are in a close race right now for the NFC
Whatever happened to the statmutt and 5 other chiefs schizos
>>152432937UH OH STINKYYYYYYYYY
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!
*Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>152432961They can't cope with Mahomes being washed.
>AYYYYYYYYYAHHHHH PLZ DON'T KEK ME NEGROID DESU!!!!!KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>152432938That kid’s dad probably wasn’t born when that happened, unironically. Nobody deserves to be treated rudely in public, not even you after making such an abhorrent post and revealing negative aspects of yourself.>>152432944What’s to elaborate? The seeding is still up in the air as are the wild card spots. The seeding is even less cemented at this point in the season than in your typical year
>it's time for a little patti treat...*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*>oh yes...... the forbidden ice cream......
>>152432707but he's never won anything
For me, its this particular webm.
>>152432937Seggs????!??!?!?
>>152432532you're the James Bond of posters
I, for one, am looking forward to the resurgence of the Patriots dynasty
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING CALLING A 5NYARD PENALTY ON MA QUEEFIES YIU FUCKING CHUDCEL BASTARDS???!?!?¿?!?¿!??? THAT'S LITERALLY A RACISM!!!!!!
>>152432992>. Nobody deserves to be treated rudely in publicExcept for Eagles fans
Just had 2 egg McMuffinsShit was so cash
>>152433000For Evros winning is a purely spiritual concept that exists completely outside of scores and trophies. For Americans its a hybrid thing between the spiritual and material worlds, whereas the lesser regions of this world understand winning in a purely materialistic sense of "object = glory". This is why thirdies always bicker about stats of players whilst firsties know winners/goats without having to look at scoresheets
>>152433020>. N
>>152433020They deserve worse desu. They deserve to have batteries thrown at them.
>>152433024Interesting because in more materialistic hybrid populations (jews), they seem obsessed with linking ever increasingly advanced stats to “wins”
>>152433022For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
>>152432798their GM doesn't know how to draft let alone with valuable picks
>>152433040This never gets old
>>152433022Enjoy your runny shits
>>152433022>>152433040For me its the 20pc McNuggets box
The Saints are probably going to beat the Panthers again
>>152433038Because they do not truly understand glory. Billions of people do not truly understand Glory.
remind me who the celebrity fans of the toxins are
>>152432488Facemask. But they missed a lot of calls both ways. Usual garbage
>>152433000He probably won something in highschool
>>152432961They’re gone until next year. They were all suddenly absent after a certain game this past February as well
>>152432776>Nigglesfags are still defending SquirtsYou fags did the exact same thing for Wince too
>>152433074I ate my WR1 for breakfast. Did you?
>the ruling on the field is an interception, fumbled by the defense, recovered by the offense, fumbled by the offense, recovered by the defense. Chargers ball
>>152433022decent warmup before breakfast. next time gets some harshbrons to help start ur metablosism.
my reffies are the kind of guys who cross the street when they see some scrambling quarterbacks coming their way
>>152433120>First player since forever to turn the ball over twice on one playJameis Winston is jealous
>>152433140All time play, so glad I got to see it live.
>>152433133>strawberry lemon cereal with cinnamonWhat in the unholy abomination >>152433143>she>not wrong
she's not wrong
My Packies
>>152433157>wypipo don season they cereal
How does everyone feel about deferred intercompany loss as a corresponding item to depreciation taken by the transferee of an intangible?
>>152433158He blew his only chance to get into the league by insulting on running his own practice game where he just threw to wide open guys. The faggot never wanted to get back in the league because everyone would remember how garbage he was
behold the pinnacle of Caucasian cuisine
>>152433168Pet peeve of mine tbdesu
>>152433171>insultingMeant to say insisting
>>152433159whoops forgot pick
do u think rivers is racist. he has to be
>>152433158Colin Kaepernick was not known for his passing ability
>>152433175*ahem*
>>152433168I’d like to depreciate Mina Kimes’ assets iykwimfam
>>152433158Geez, I do wonder why they didn't choose Kaepernick.
>>152433195damn that looks breddy good
>>152433209Sabotage
>>152433133Looks gross
>gayleb sucks in cold weather how many INTs?
>>152433158He'd be a fucking nobody if he never did that kneeling shit for attention
>>152433218It really isnt but I eat it to spite Italians.
>>152433219Why wasn't Blaine Gabbart sabotaged by the same roster and coaching staff
>>152433196I’m pretty sure her assets are quite tangible if you know what I mean
>>152433158didn't he essentially get a large sum of money to shut up and never speak again on any NFL matters?
>>152433171Don't forget that the League bent over backwards and held a special tryout in Atlanta just for him, flew in scouts from every team, only for Kaepernick to ghost them and hold his own unsanctioned "tryout" on the other side of town at the same time he's always been a piece of shit commie agitator attempting to push his own retarded narrative
>>152433234GODleb grew up in DC and has one of the strongest arms in the league. He's literally built for cold weather.
>>152433066That one chubby gay video game streamer is a Texans fan, I forget his name but he's like a C tier celeb
>fuck off cuntWhoa..... bustin really didn't want to talk huh?
>>152433249The funny thing about that was one of the guys Krap was throwing to ended up getting signed
>>152433234I mocked Caleb all last year but now that I've seen people like Shadman and all their cockiness I kind of root for Caleb. I won't call him gay anymore
>>152433158This guy’s probably so mad that his career ended before George Floyd died
>>152433192Too Christian >>152433254DC barely gets under freezing except for a couple random days after high school football has ended. It’s nothing like Chicago or Cleveland
reminder: the game ending int was NOT caleb's fault
>>152433259AI knockout aside, Herbie really didn't want to talk to that bitch for some reason
>>152433234The Bears are just going to run on them
>>152433259That slap was so hard, it knock down another woman a few feet away.
>>152433271NTA but you're retarded. DC gets below freezing all the time. Yeah, it's not Great Lakes bad, but it still gets cold
>literal grandpa playing in the NFLThis shit writes itself
>>152433277Ngl he kind of seems like a spoiled rotten bad person
>>152433259>I'm commander Herbert and this is my favorite store on the Citadel
>>152433274caled literally said it was his fault
>>152433287I literally live here. It is noticeably warmer in the dead of winter than Philadelphia, where I grew up. It does not get below freezing anything remotely close to “all the time” and the winters typically hover around 35-40 during the day. I wasn’t counting the middle of the night since nfl games aren’t played at 2 am, believe it or not
>>152433279not after shedeur throws 3 TDs and the bears need to catch up
>>152433287>southerners opining on cold weatherOh no no noInb4>erm this place below the mason dixon line isn’t le south
Gay Poop Scoop
>>152433295>I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
>>152433287Cold compared to fucking LA or Miami
>6-7Who'd have thunk that the Dolphins and Chiefs would have the same record Week 14?
>>152432532What is the faggot banning?
>>152432542None. They are gross parasites on men of value.
>>152433344He’s a bitch.
>Media: The mobile qb is the future of the NFL, cope>NFL teams literally dragging grandpa pocket passer QBs out of retirement to playWhat gives?
>>152433277He probably was in a lot of pain because he had surgery and still got battered around, he didn't have a good game particularly and frankly there's 53 other players they could be interviewing, why not Dicker instead today? Why ask a guy who is in pain after a long game a bunch of cookie-cutter bullshit questions that get cookie-cutter bullshit answers?
>>152433360Media likes mobile QBs more because they make more highlight plays. Not every offense is built for a mobile QB who always has the run option, a lot are designed to create a pocket bubble where the QB's mobility is limited to jumping out of the way of a fat guy running at him and tossing the ball somewhere
>>152432945Rogers is ancient. For his age those #'s look better.
>>152433363Because millionaire entertainers are expected to play the little media game as part of the deal. Boo fucking hoo
>>152433336>>6-7
>>152433158She is very wrong desu
I'm proud to be a Eagles fan
>>152433175Thats an old Asian dish
Sup fags, Aaron Rodgers here. Just want to say I love my beautiful wife who you can't meet because she goes to another school.
>bitchknees turns on his trip to defend jannies
Is Mac Jones better than Purdy?
>>152433309He's playing an NFL team this week
I could see every single team in the playoffs right now winning the superbowl
>>152433407In Canada
People forget the 2015 Broncos gave people heart attacks too and squeaked out wins. It's just what they do I guess
>>152433379Flyovers ought to leave famous people alone.
>four interceptionsand>TWO fumbles
>black qbs>coach primates>then in general
>>152433423Only one team can win the super bowl. I would be impossible for all of them to do it
>>152433440
>>152433455Philadelphia has two major bridges
>>152433435Philadelphia isn’t a flyover by literally anyone’s definition and your spamming is kind of annoying tbqh, and it’s weird that you’re only doing it for yourself
>>1524334332015 offense was worse but the defense had such clutch turnovers in every game. Gotta love how Bo makes everybody melt though
i hope everyone has been having nice thoughts about ny vikies today :)
>>152433379>expected toNot required
>>152433455The Benjamin bridge? It's pretty big, Bill
>>152433480I am rooting for Nine to let the demon out against the Packers and Lions
>>152433480I'm a Bears fan but I'm rooting for JJHe's a cringe zoomer who loves Undertale and is probably a furry and I want someone that weird to be really good
>>152433482It is to an extent, actually, but don’t let me stop you from your homosexual need to defend a rich prick *sips tea*
>>152432449>Roquan SmithIt was Darius Leonard during that timeframe. Now it’s nobody.
>>152433491but nine is the demon that fucks everything up>>152433493>loves undertaleseriously? fuck...
>>152432785>no weaponsspotted chikaner
>>152433494>It is to an extent, actually
Football tomorrow :)
hate on him all you want, he's completely right
>>152433517The ferocious Bears, Bills, and Bengals defense
No Football today... :(
Still thinking bout dat dare Eagles v Chargers game.
>>152433534
Why don't I just post them all again?
Hoping for a snow game
>>152433553Jordan Love needs to expose these cocksuckers
>>152433517Reminds me of the Paul Tagliabue quote: "Not all browns fans are rapists, but all rapists are browns fans."
>>152433550Post the turnover spaghetti play
>>152433564>t. browns fan
You guys remember how Eaglesfaggots spent all year raging at Patullo for only running WR screens?They were so upset that Hurts wasn't slinging it that they showed up at Patullo's house?Now we know that Patullo was right all alongWhen will they apologize?
>>152433560Jordan Love isn't going to expose a top 3 defense. The Packer's defense should be the one to expose Nix instead
>>152433565Already posted >>152433120
>>152433573Love is going to go off and make them look bad
>>152433583it's time for love to have his maximum retardbä game, he hasn't had one in a while
>>152433585It's Toyotathon
>>152433583Love crumbles under pressure
>>152433583Love might get his legs snapped in half tbqhfamalam
I can't wait for the Packers to expose the Broncucks on Sunday
>>152433414Bitchknees only turns his trip on when talking about blumpfy, defending jannies/moddies or underage girls keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>152433553I think Love's airballing habit is going to come back to bite him in this game. The Broncos play a tight defense, he's going to have to sling more directly. Not that he can't, but he might have a rough 1st half
>>152433583I have no faith in Love
Browns will win this week
>>152433605I have enough for everyone ITT
Chiefs will be back. This is technically their best team, even better than 2022 or 2019
Broncies better give me at least 2 more to use
>>152433513What exactly do you think Marshawn Lynch meant by “I’m here so I don’t get fined?” This isn’t exactly secret knowledge
Fuck you guys, Chiefs are going 21-0 next year
>>152433613Reality is he'll have to win an Owl before Spee gives Jordan any Love
>>152433603If you're gonna meme huck it against the Broncos throw it to a receiver the guy who wears sleeves to hide that he's white is covering. Practically guaranteed PI
>>152433614>their best team in years missed the playoffsLmao that's not a good look
>>152433633The ONLY black QB
>>152433649josh allen anon?
>>152433633Brett Hundley?
>>152433234>gayleb sucks in cold weatherMaybe on planet retard, but here on earth he's above average in the cold.
>>152433517True
>>152433498Leonard was good for one year and not even better than Smith, Ro was the best for at least 5 years.
>>152433423Same. Playoffs should be kino
>>152433517>>152433526My burrs will pick him off 4 times.
vikings cut mccarthy and replace him with a starving somali. they wouldn’t be any worse
Steelers win the Poinsetta Bowl, book it
OH N-
>>152433377Rodgers is only five years older than Wilson
>>152433730Criminal deserved it
>>152433730Imagine getting heemed by a guy wearing a diaper over his helmet
>>152433738So six years older than Steelers Russ
>>152433691Bears fanboy detected. Leonard was the best LB in the league for 4 years and died. Smith was top 5ish but never #1.
>>152433730
>>152433777KINO!Nice trips
>>152433777Do you think we'll get to place where teams start taking flags to fight the guy who just laid a huge hit against a teammate? That Chief wearing #52 should have jumped his ass after that hit
>>152433777Mahomes out here trying to get his receivers murdered the whole game
>>152433797No, that sort of faggoty whining about clean hits is particular to hockey
>>152433797That was a clean hit
>>152433808>Defending a teammate is faggyPussy ass sport
>getting BTFO by the ChorgersHeh, would NOT be my 'ders
>>152433553keep hoping, it's going to be above average warm in Colorado for the next 10 days
>>152433814>gets ejected>gets a $50k fine>possibly gets suspended without pay for a game
Someone is gonna call this reddit and I don't care. The playoff picture episode is always 10/10https://youtu.be/jAfdtrFFj7M?si=8YEGcyeT9cGhMi5m
>>152433814>willingly agree to play contact sport>throw a bitch fit about clean contact Yeah nah. Hockey players are losers for that, gatekept faggot frat kid sport that it is
>>152433633he's an honorary aryan
What is he thinking?
>>15243379752 did start a fight and Collinsworth made fun of him for it
>>152433856>I wish I had a skirt on right now
>shitass dell work laptop lags massively when typing in Word>clicking on the Word file takes 5 seconds for the cursor to show up>each character typed takes 1-3 seconds to show up>call IT department >IT guy says he doesn't know how to fix it and hangs up on me>have to write a ~50 page reportI'm going to lose my fucking mind
>>152433865Just download open office and use that word
>>152433814Dude who got hit is a filthy criminal. Deserves worse
>>152433865Get a Macbook unironicallyEven though Apple is evil
>>152433865how old is your computer, jesus christ
>>152432470I love that attached image because I feel the same way about my Bills. I don't care that my team is Raiders tier without Allen and I don't care that Allen's MVP is meaningless. It's not just Allen I root for. I root and toot for my goddamn Buffalo Bills as I have been for 30+ years. Even being stuck in a division with Tom f*cking Brady for 20 of those years didn't stop me from being a Bills fan. Hell, you got a cake with some razors in it? I'll eat 'em, damnit!
>>152433890haha, look at em go
>>152433873>Apple is evilNot to defend the poor trillion dollar corporation, but why? I really like that Apple tells feds without a warrant to go fuck themselves unlike a certain Microsoft I can think of
>>152433900Apple has been selling your browsing history to 3rd party advertisers for 20 years now
>>152433865>50 page reportOn what
>>152433013Let's see if you can beat us in the playoffs, let alone our rematch this Sunday. Best of luck.
Anyone else working on a memo right now?
>>152433870Damn, it actually worked. I never tried before because I thought I'd need Admin credentials to install it, but nope. Thanks anon>>152433873I offered to buy my own new laptop that IT could setup, but they refused.>>1524338786 years old with 4gb of RAM. It worked fine until they pushed out this security program that's constantly monitoring and scanning. I work on loans of $50,000,000 to several billion dollars and they can't be assed to give me a proper laptop. We've had record profitability btw.
>>152433900They're just highly predatory, greedy, and exploitative
>>152433920But enough about the Swiss
>>152433909Loan approval memo. It's 100-150 pages with all the financial spreads and charts, but the stuff I actually write from scratch is about 50 pages
>>152433777Checked
>>152433918That's criminal. Our work laptop had 16GB of ram. And within a few weeks they were swapped out for 32GB models. This was right out of high school as an intern. I'd just keep bitching over and over until they cave
>assigned mandatory AI 4 everyone training>8 hours of video lectures bungled together, meant to fill one working day>its mathematically wrong and littered with shitty corporate humour>reeee at it for 30 minutes>decide to speedrun the questions and have coffee with HR hottie Sarah for the rest of the dayVery productive day today. Hope the sharies appreciate my effort
>>152433938>HR hottie
>>152433938>>decide to speedrun the questions and have coffee with HR hottie Sarah for the rest of the dayBased
>>152433927>50 pages for a checkboxJew: approvedGentile: deniedThere I just saved your company millions to do what you were already going to
>>152433918>tfw draftsman so every job I work they absolutely throw money at my PCLmaoing at you with my 128gb of RAM and $2k workstation graphics card.
Thoughts, questions, concerns?
>>152433969Yeah a question: what does that mean?
>>152433938Our dumb fuck CEO wanted everyone to use AI even us financial analysts. The AI can't parse the notes to financial statements and understand the intricacies of certain financial line items, so it would be completely wrong when we asked it to generate certain reports or summaries. It took at $8,000,000 fuck up before the CEO backed down.
>>152432683this man is 17 but he looks like a 37 year old asshole
>>152433969Not much they can do when they have 3 starters on IR
>>152433376Media likes mobiles qbs because they are leftists and promote an anti-white agenda.
>>152433969What if his line doesn’t block because he’s a prick to them all the time too? >>152433982A guy used AI to cheat on my exam and left all the ###, **word** et cetera formatting in the answer, and I can’t do anything because the university is so obsessed with pushing students using AI
>>152433938>decide to speedrun the questions and have coffee with HR hottie Sarah for the rest of the day>get called into conference room a few days later>training department runs the video through a software they subscribe to that monitors your total watch/engagement time >notices you skipped it and answered their "are you not a retard in the office" questions at 100% accuracy but only did such in 5 minutes>gives you a strike that goes against your floating annual period, two more of those and you're fired>Have to redo the training with diabetic Kathleen from HR watching over and the trainer looking mad that you've wasted their timethings were better before computers did a bunch of bitch work automatically nobody wanted to pay like digital forensics.Anyways, Spider Y 2 banana GO RAIDERS GO!
You aren't ready for how soulful January will be.
>>152434012I cannot help but notice that you've forgot both the Ravens and the Chiefs, whom are still making it this January
makeable?
>>152433999>Ive once gotten a >a fitting, informal response might be:>Wednesday 14:00 works great for me. Kind regards XE-mail. The fucking spastic forgot to delete the chatgpt part. And he used chatgpt for this ffs. I almost had a melty.
People that get excited for uniforms are gaaaaaay.
>>152433969>but muh oline!!!Get rid of the ball faster.
>>152434012Patriots aren't beating the Donkeys defense
>>152434023They beat the Browns defense which is arguably better
>>152434012Bolts won’t beat the bungles Packs won’t beat iggles Bears won’t beat packs
>Backup QB Chiefs 3271 yards, 21 TD Rejects $40 Million Colts Offer — Vows Loyalty to Chiefs: “My Heart Belongs in Kansas City.”>Minshew rejected 40million to stay with KC during their losing seasonis this guy tryna take Mahomes job? What in the fuck is this answer
>>152434028The Broncos would sack Maye at least 4 times, their front seven is as good as Seattle's
>>152433553We match up really well with the packers, should be a nice win for us
>>152434034>The Broncos would sack Maye at least 4 timesHe's won with more than that
>>152434019Lol yeah. My idiot left in the “key takeaways” heading in his copy pasted answer. The most surprising thing is that the AI got it mostly right which is unusual
>>152434012
Wait. This wasn't a fever dream I was having yesterday? This really happened?
>>152434032It’s possible he really likes the city. I turned down the chance to make more money back home to stay in my current city because I like the area and my friends here. If I had nfl backup qb money it’d be an even easier decision
>>152434032>Moments after declining the offer, Minshew stood inside the Chiefs locker room and delivered an emotional message that teammates described as “pure Kansas City spirit.” His words were simple but powerful, immediately resonating throughout the building:>“This place believed in me long before anyone else did. I’m not walking away from that. My heart belongs in Kansas City — and I’m here as long as they’ll have me.”haha, what in the fuck is this guys deal
>>152434037Against who, the Browns, Titans and Falcons?
>>152434012>Maye and Nix are both making it to the AFCC on their first tryLol no.
>>152434012NFC is all fucked up, Niners running the NFC and getting the 1st seed. Also lmao Bungles in playoffs?
>>152434044He is gonna win the owl, then go home and play with his kids on the farm.
>>152434056I predict the Bungles making it with an atrocious 7-10 record
>>152434028>the Browns defense which is arguably betterBrowns defense is only good at home when you look at their splits
Personally, if Rivers wins a ring this year, I think that'd make him the GOAT QB.even more than Tom Brady
>>152433982I dont think Allen Iverson has the technical expertise to do all that, silly business strategy
>>152434054They have the clearly two best teams in the AFC. The only real speedbump is Allen vs the not-chiefs but he’s lost to the bengals and toxins in the ploffs before
>>152434044>>152434057>44 years>December 8, 1981Wait, he took the job over a day after his Birthday? I bet Carlie got in contact with him to wish him happy Birthday before extending the job offer
>>152434049He wants to bang Caitlin Clark
>>152434054Nix was in the playoffs last year
>>152434076I bet she really gets “in touch” with Philip rivers if you know what I mean
>>152434012I don't think the Pats can beat the Bills in the playoffs. You beat us by a field goal during our last match and that was after we fumbled four times. You might change your mind about that playoff result after this Sunday's rematch.
>>152434081He'd have some athletic ass kids>>152434060I think it'd be harder for the Stoolers not to make it at this point
Epic ball knowing, friend! Mega scorigami farming to you and your team! The tape is out, and your absolute cinema QB passes the 6-7 aura eye test!
>>152434101
Finna go full OJ on my girl
>CJ Stroud and Trever Lawrence will make the playoffs>Patrick Mahomes won't OH NONONONO
>>152434054>on their first tryThey're sophomores
any update on Kevin Wildes after yesterday's crash out
>>152432542>WAGs>only four women total.Hurts is really amassing a zesty harem with his teammates isnt he?
>>152434048yeah but it's kansas city
>>152434151He has gotten very cocky about the Patriots
>>152434163Maybe he likes BBQ?
>>152434165Any metric putting the ravens ahead of the broncos, pats, bears, bengals, jags, chargers OR 49ers, let alone all of them, can be safely dismissed
Does Rivers even want to start Sunday? They're playing the Seahawks
>>152433865seems like you already got your problem solved, but in the future there are browser versions of word through Office365 (which I assume your company has) which might be more stable. Works with all the Office products as well (word, onenote, excel, powerpoint, etc.).
>>152434205If Rivers wants to be tested by a real defense, he will.
>>152432596>t. former jannyWoah how was that like?
>>152434012hol up, where are my Commandies?
>>152434152Fire the Raiders into the sun
>>152434081I want to bang Caitlin Clark
>>152434232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh1Yz_FREtY
>>152434151Yea. He crashed out on live TV. Hope this helps
>>152434223*in a whisper*they do it for free ~
This is what peak American athleticism look like.
Jordan Love will win MVP
>>152434239KEK
Anyone else prefer figures to Jerseys? Jerseys just take up so much space and I never wanna wear them since they're expensive.If they had Maye or Garrett I think I'd get figures of them.
>OH MY HECKIN GODDESSES! DID YOU SEE THE TAYLOR MLEMIN SWIFTIE CELEBRATING AFTER THAT TOUCHDOWN!! HOLY BOOFIN WOWZERS!!!! AND.... DOTH MY EYES DECEIVE ME?? IS THAT JASON BOOPIN KELCE DRINKING AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAG??!!
>>152434262Average depth of target is the only real, empirical stat on that entire page
>>152434279hot glue status??
>>152434282what about success rate
>>152434262uhh...Shedeurchads?
>>152434279>>152434262Garrett should win mvp, followed by JSN, but Maye is going to if they beat the bills this week
>>152434292Jordan is going to stunt on the Bronkeks
>>152434279>non articulatedwhat's the point
>>152434290Is “success” an objective number without regards to some subjective input like “expectation?” I’m unsure on that one
>>152434292Garrett would have won if Browns made the playoffs
>>152432577Will continue being the only team to never even appear in a conference championship (kwab)
>OH MY HECKIN GODDESSES!! DID THE KANSAS CITY QUEEFIES GOOD BOY QUARTERBACK PATTI MUTTHOMO JUST DO A BOOP AND MLEM AND BOOF AND COMPLETE A 7 YARD PASSERINO???!?? OH MY EPA!!! WE'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A MAHOMESIAN EFFORT LIKE THIS!!!!! THIS IS GROUNDBREAKING AND REVOLUTIONARY FOOTBALL WE ARE WATCHING TODAY NON BINARY SPORTS VIEWERS!!! HISTORY *CLAP* IS *CLAP* BEING *CLAP* MADE *CLAP* RIGHT *CLAP* NOW *CLAP*
>>152434300I replied before I read what they list as success rateI thought it meant plays that resulted in positive yardage, my mistake
>>152434318No you’re good, that’s what it seems like it should mean
>OH MY HECKIN GODDESSES!! IS THAT THE HERBIE??? DOTH MY EYEBALLS DECEIVE ME?? THE HECKIN HERBIE IS GONNA DO A BOOP AND BOOF AND MLEM FOR MY CHARGERINOS??! LIGHT THE BEACONS RIGHT FRIKKIN NOW FELLOW REDDIT ALUMNUS!! HISTORY IS BEING MADE RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYEBALLS!!!!!!
Mid next door > Hollywood cumrag No wonder the Pats are 11-2
>>152434361>MidYou people have lost your minds
>>152434361That is a beautiful woman, you soulless coomer
>>152434248shit. what happened?
Hurts when he has to throw beyond the LOS
>>152434361Bro she's an easy 8-9/10, in what world is that mid?
>>152434281>>152434310>>152434333>>152434381Are you having fun?
>>152432470that's just what being a fan is, zoomers will never understand
>>152434403>shit.That's what I said when it went down>what happened?Kevin Wildes crashed out yesterday
>>152434361wholesome
>The Following>Is An Exclusive Presentation>Of The National Freedomball League
Rivers lookin a bit chonky. NFL better flex this shit
>>152434361She’s above average and seems like a good woman, aka the perfect wife
>>152434373>>152434396>>152434417simps, all. Raise your standards
>Jayden Daniels out for week 15oh my
>>152434442Damn I really heard the music reflexively
>>152434446>Rivers lookin a bit chonkyof course he is, dude's been retired for almost 5 years and basically walked in off the street to potentially starting in a few days
>>152434396>pretty girls never existed before porn
>>152434442rock flag and eagle
>>152434456You need to watch less porn mutt she's far above average looking. Just because she doesn't have big nigger Botox lips, nigger eyelashes and a fat baboon nigger ass doesn't mean she's mid
>>152434466Why the FUCK did they have to announce that now, my opponent now has time to find a new QB
>>152434262Rodgers had to win the Super Bowl before he got a MVP, Love will likely have to do the same.
>>152434479>>152434456
What do you think Mina meant by this?
>>152434470He's kept himself in decent shape, just funny to see him fatter lol
WHOA WHAT THE FUCK?A JANNY JUST TRIED TO GRAB MY COCKYOU SEE THAT? FUCKIN JANNY JUST GRABBED MY COCKFUCKIN FAG
>>152434466genuinely would've crashed out if they rolled that dude out there again this season. It was a massive mistake to let him play in the first place, just rest your golden goose and MAYBE he'll still be able to lay a few more golden eggs
>>152434486I honestly have no fucking idea. She’s going to make a personalized Herbert to talk about her?
>>152434493I don't think the colts are ready for the sheer concentration of dad jokes inbound
>>152434493oh for sure, if I were in his shoes I'd need at least a year to get back into shape
>>152434456>t. porn addicted jeet
>>152434478I want to slash one of this guys tires.
>>152434333>“It’s certainly in the discussion, I’d put it in the discussion of the birth of my seven children, my marriage,” Harbaugh said. “In the conversation. Just joyous. The Biblical definition of that is just overflowing with joy.” - Jim Harbaugh on the win over the EaglesOH MY HERBIE
Bo Nix threw 2 TDs in the last month and 2 of those games were Raiders
>>152434500Lockerroom vibes gotta be through the roof. You're basically fucked anyway so you roll the dice on a bubble HoFer grandpa who hasn't played ball since COVID. Modern day Kurt Warner
>>152433890smoke weed everyday
>>152434521How many of those games did he lose?
Mahomes has a coaching problem
>>152434486>>152434499is autism really this prevalent itt?
>>152434521
Rivers is old
I won't be able to pee while you guys are talking
>>152434589Older than the trees
>>152434591Not me cock watching :)
>Josh Allen named AFC player of the week.
I'm eating a cheeseburger. Football.
>>152434600Checked. Yup, he dabbed on the Bungles.
>>152434361AFCCG will be the battle of the Stacy's
>>152434612>>152434645Eye test says he's overrated. Your move
>>152434630Zamn!! I can't believe she gets to hit that
>>152434658He doesn't have any argument, he's just gonna throw more made up numbers at you lol
Eye test this bussy
>>152434521And both of them made you seethe
>>152434550joe brr can pass, kyler can't see over his linemen, and the niggles can't run. what is the chiefs excuse?
>>152434559Well you’re here, so it seems that way
>>152433856>I hope more shirts get taken off at the prospect of wieners being received
>>152434032This didn't happen. Minshew would absolutely jump at the opportunity regardless of the money, no way Colts have that cap space and the trade deadline is long passed.
>don't worry, there will be more
>>152433158Has his Afro gotten bigger? He really wants to be full black so badly, doesn't he?
Is anyone else’s beard brown, blonde and orange?
>>152434665You don't have an argument, you just spout bullshit while love keeps winning
what the FUCK is wrong with clevelanders? he could have injured cam. the fan should be banned from the stadium for life
>>152434731forgot my pic
>>152434727>the more contrived the bullshit stat, the better he looksPackers supporting cast is elite m8. Watson is easily the most underrated wr in the league
>>152434658Anyone who says Love doesn't pass the eye test either doesn't know ball or is a hater.
>>152434741A disgusting act
>>152434731>>152434741>attacking a black man with a white weapon Oh my..... this is really not a good look
i can't believe the puckers went from HoF QB to HoF QB to yet another HoF QB
>>152432470>foreign fan>could become a fan of any team in the league>choose not only the worst franchise in NFL history but probably the worst franchise in North American sports historyIs this just masochism?
>>152433277>in a lot of pain from getting fucked up all game, elbow bleeding like a motherfucker and has a broken hand>played pretty bad, everyone just forgot because hurts was so much worse>defense just saved the game for him>wanted to take a minute to celebrate with his team, only been like 1 minute since the ball was pickedThey can both just be right, you know. She's trying to do her job, he's trying to celebrate with his team. Ultimately he stopped and did the interview so I don't know what the issue is.
Philip Rivers couldn't pull out of a drive way
>>1524347722011 rodgers season next year for love
>>152433856>Where did I leave that suitcase?
I wouldn't have said a single word to Laura. I'd listen to what she had to say. And that's what no one did
>>152433309>people glazing Shedeur after he lost to the fucking TitansHe looked fine, padded his stats against a bad team, and is gonna start simply because Watson is ass and Gabriel is ass, but let's not act like losing to the 1 win titans with a good stat line is anything to be proud of.
>>152434772The thing is that Rodgers wasn't near his prime yet while Love is currently at his prime and will regress in the next coming years.
>not actually hurt>still won't play huh?
>>152434816His bussy is hurt
>>152434816The Redskins know he's a bust already
>>152434793That's why his garage is setup like an oil change spot where you can just drive right through
>>152434752>green gay fag>accusing anyone of not knowing ballLmao
>>152434816Bunch of pussy QB's coming out of the past couple drafts
Imagine being a grandpa at 44
>>152434837Blacks are weak-willed and don't have the mental capacity to play QB, we know.
>>152434816they are already eliminated from the playoffs, sending out their injury prone franchise QB to make their draft pick worse would be a dumb thing to do
>LE CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME AS A ROOKIE. BEST ROOKIE SEASON EVERThis is why qb winz is a meme stat. lions choking doesn't make him good
>>152434816
>>152434717the man had to make his own wolfpack
>>152433630>21-0>17-0 in the regular season >divisional, conference championship, and Bowl is another 3What, are they gonna beat the shit out of the raiders again for good measure?
name a team more GRIM than the bucs right now>all WRs out with injury, egbuka on a drop streak>baker banged up and playing like shit>72 total injuries, 9 away from the record for most injuries in a season as a team >lost to the 2-10 saints AT HOME>started 5-1, now 7-6 and in danger of losing division to the panthersGRIM.
>>152434868The eagles
>>152434868Clots were 7-1 a few weeks ago
kek based
>>152433814>defending a teammate From what? It's a clean, by the book tackle. It is literally a textbook hit that all defenders should strive for, and all receivers should brace for. What's the message?>HEY, DON'T YOU DARE TACKLE MY TEAMMATE!!!You retarded pussy faggot, this is football. He hit him hard and clean the jar the ball loose, it was quite literally a perfect play in all regards. They're not supposed to do that anymore?
>>152434837It's funny that Caleb is easily the toughest nigga drafted as QB in the last few years and everyone just thinks he's gay.
>>152434868Colts spent 2 first round picks at the trade deadline for a CB that immediately got cooked on game day and injured himself. Then their QB injured his achilles and may never be the same runner.
>>152434891Defenders talk big until it comes back at them
>>152434896He is gay, but I agree with you otherwise.
>>152434868Evans is back, and Baker will be on a mission to get him his 1000 yards.
>>152434868Skins>used a bunch of assets to get a QB who can’t stay on the field for more than 2 games a season>he also sucks>go from being a semi-playoff team to being irrelevant>get shutout by Nine and the kangz after they dropped zero points the last week with brosmerGRIM.
>>152434896>thinks he's gay.>thinksNah. Also he's a pussy too, how many times he rolls around on the ground like he's in agony or when he pretends that he's dead. He could have ran for a 1st down but decided to pussy throw it to the green gay man and lose the game
>>152434936
>>152434868>bucs complaining about injuries>meanwhile my niners beat the Rams on the road missing their QB1, WR1, 2, 3, TE1, DE1, and half their O-LineFeels good man.
>>152434955Old Gay doesn't look too good
>>152434012>Bengals play the Jags>who will win???>...billsstopped reading right fucking there
>>152434965Remember when the burrs were down their LB1, 2, 3, 4 and then 5 went down mid game and they still won? Ridiculous season
>>152434965I would say at home too, but the Rams are like most of LA. Homeless.
kek this is pretty crazy ngl
>>152434956it's unfortunate we had that game on our air
>>152434983Of all the things to complain about in that dumb prediction, you choose to complain about the correct seeding
>>152434965I can't remember who was missing on o line. Ben bartch? So they had to throw a 7th round rookie out there.Bosa was gone by then also
>>152434936>gay QBs we know of: Brady, Rodgers, Williams>all eliteDo we have to start a dialogue?
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>>152434017but why do you even ponder kicking?!?!
>>152434012The cowboys would rape the patriots defense and the Broncos raped the cowboys i cant see the pats getting passed Denver ur not scheming wide open receivers on denver
New>>152435039
>>152434982Is this your first year watching the sport?
>>152434956That whole host roster is awful. Rob Cherry is the only okay one
>>152434062They've been pretty good away except for the 4th quarter that when all the turnovers and bad Offensive/Special teams play spills over. Funny enough the team that did the best against the Browns at homes is also the worst team in the NFL. Ravens struggled, bengals(with burrow) struggled, Packers lost. Titans put BTA.
