Seethe edition? Heh...That's easy. All I gotta do is post Nine. The future perennial MVP of the National Football Association.
Penis Jr.
i thinking the colts win out
which team has the most annoying posters on /sp/?
>>152435044Its dem boyz
>>152435053reffies
Rammies are in primetime twice next week, and they need to win both.
>>152435038>there are two sides of me. Nicest guy you'll ever meet and twisted fucking psychopath
>>152435053Stat mutt was the most annoying by far
>>152435053Chiefs, Bills, Lions, Bears, and Vikings
>>152435053It changes year to year, it's been chiefs for a while, eagles and Vikangz on occasion. This season though? Broncos easy due to that one idpol spamming dweeb.
JUST CAINT
>>1524350531. kangs2. bears3. puckers4. detoiletif michigan/minnesota/wisconsin/illinois were range banned, /nfl/ would improve tremendously
>>152435053Eagles, Chiefs, Patriots solely because of Bitchknees, Packers and Ravens
>>152435082I'm n NFCEfag and Eagles fans are nowhere near as annoying as >>152435079
>>152435082iggles have been pretty quiet this season despite winning the owl in dominate fashion
>>152435082Maybe we're a little annoying but 11-2 doesn't just come out of nowhere
>>152435082It appears you are having intense emotions describable as a “meltdown” due to the winning record of one Bo Chapman Nix, born February 25, 2000.
>>152435044Checked and kek'd
Do we owe GayGay an apology?
>>152435096>my team's posters aren't annoying
>>152435110
>>152435053Statmutt started to make me seethe with the sheer volume of posts
>>152435121Eagles are a rival of my team
>>152435110I still believe in da burrs. I think they got at least one good playoff upset in them.
OFFICIAL/nfl/ WEEK 15 POWER RANKINGS 1. New England Patriots 2. Los Angeles Rams 3. Seattle Seahawks 4. Denver Broncos 5. Green Bay Packers 6. Buffalo Bills 7. Houston Texans 8. Chicago Bears 9. San Francisco 49ers 10. Detroit Lions 11. Jacksonville Jaguars 12. Los Angeles Chargers 13. Philadelphia Eagles 14. Dallas Cowboys 15. Kansas City Chiefs 16. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 17. Carolina Panthers 18. Pittsburgh Steelers 19. Cincinnati Bengals 20. Baltimore Ravens 21. Indianapolis Colts 22. Miami Dolphins 23. Minnesota Vikings 24. Atlanta Falcons 25. New Orleans Saints 26. New York Jets 27. Arizona Cardinals 28. Tennessee Titans 29. Cleveland Browns 30. New York Giants 31. Washington Commanders 32. Las Vegas Raiders
>>152435104Wait he was born February 25th?My schizophrenia is literally communing with the cosmos right now the broncos are anointed
>>152435121Illiterate
>>152435044Lol that pic is gold
>>152435096Oh please, iggles posters are just as bad if not worse than at least one or two of those teams' posters.
Trevor Lawrence
>>152435131Post your jersey or hat then>>152435145Enough about Philly fans though
>>152435162Would
Caleb Williams is as gay as spring time
>>152435082This is the only correct answer. Newfags saying detoilet weren’t even around 5 years ago.
gonna get this off my chest. i got a painfully stiff erection during the chiefs game. literally throbbing from the second half on.what scares me is i don’t even know what triggered it. was my body just releasing tension from the chiefs finally being bad? or was it the players on the field manhandling the chiefs players….i….i just dont know. all im sure of is that no women appeared on screen all of the 3rd quarter.im scared, bros.
>>152435119Only if he doesn't morph back into his fursona
>>152435162trev kinda cute
>>152435135>21. Indianapolis Colts>he doubts
>>152435176Who cares what happened 5 years ago you stupid cunt? Do you know what "has" means?
>>152435166You are so angry right now
>Got a response to this in the other thread from someone who unironically did not know how scheduling the divisional round worksGrim
>>152435135Patriots being at #1 doesn't seem right at all. I can't wait until they get humbled this Sunday and then proceed to get humbled again in the playoffs. Otherwise, it's a good list.
EIGHT teams (a quarter of the league!) are 2-11 or 3-10
>>152435166I don't own any merch
>>152435176>idpol is le bad>the only correct answer >dweeb>>>r/nfl
>>152435172I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
>>152435162I bet she could play QB better than the current bottom 10 lole
>>152435227Well, there are just a lot of shit teams
>>152435103People talk about the Broncos like they just tripped and somehow stumbled their way to that record. They're getting to the owl this year and the year after too.
>>152435219>bengals
Troy Aikman was so fucking drunk at the game last night that Joe Buck had to walk with him and hold his hand into the men's bathroom stall and hold his dick for him every time he took a piss. There was piss all over the bathroom floor.
>>152435179btw go eagles
Average Washington Football Team fan
>>152435219What's even more grim is the fact that you unironically believe that the Patriots are going all the way. You're better off trying to cure a headache by banging your head against a brick wall.
>>152435169He's gay for Maye
>>152435275AND THE PISS ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... GONE NO FLAGS
>>152435172this has just made me love herbert even more
>>152435263Whoever wins the AFC North is doing so with a losing record, it might as well be the Browns it doesn't matter kek
Anyone else announce to people that you're going to take the Cleveland Browns to the Superbowl before taking a shit?
>>152435172He looks like a mix between Tom Delong and Harrison Ford
>>152435335heh
>>152435053Low key it might be the Vikings because they play both the "dominant team talking shit" and the "my team is so trash were traumatized as a fanbase" roles but it's really only annoying because they always lose and no one actually cares about them so stop wasting our time with your blog posts.High key it's the Eagles and Cowboys but they function as a package deal, neither by themselves would be that bad but then they try to shit up and gay up whole threads while pretending to be a fan of the other team. That shit is gay.Highest key though is whoever team is winning. You're all annoying as fuck.
>>152435234>being such a dweeb you get mad about someone using dweebEl em ay oh
>>152435352This is correct.
2026 is the Chinese Year of the Horse
Apologize.
>>152435335No but I have said that about other people when asked where they were.
>>152435217>nouWhatever you say>>152435230And I'm just supposed to believe that you aren't an Eagles fan
>>152435368Everything is coming together….
Bills at Patriots is the game of the week for sure
>>152435082Oldfags remember when the chiefs were the unofficial team of /sp/ thanks to Smethposting and >I know it’s only halftime, but…
>>152435368How a bout I chin-ease my dick inside you
>>152435368>>152435378>Bo Nix gets outplayed by a 44 year old Felipe Rivers in the AFCCGBest possible outcome
>>152435307>implying the steelers aren't going 8-8-1 and extending mike tomlin
I'm a cazzie
>>152435383That's not the Chorgers
>>152435219>bengals making the playoffs>then losing to the fucking Chargers AT HOMEIf they make the Playoffs they're getting to the AFCCG. But they probably won't make it.
>>152435380Fuck yeah it is!
>>152435405henlo welcome and enjoy your visit to /nflretardzone/
>>152435169im gay as a faggot in spring
>>152435396>extending mike tomlinlol no. They’re going to let him ride out his contract.
Ever wonder why dill pickles smell like cat piss? They juice cats to make them, I've seen the machines.
>>152435335I usually say I'm making bears
Why did that sideline skank think she was entitled to his attention? There’s never anything of substance to be said. What did you all expect? Him to say “yeah I was carried by my defense and played poorly but then we got 4 picks, props to the defense” or something blatantly obvious and uninteresting to that effect?
I like AFC Dude. Just don't let your name get to your head
>>152435500I'd talk to Laura.
>>152434904it really do be like that
>>152435521lmao
What kind of humiliation ritual is this for rivers is he going to get a big media deal after this or something he looks mega ass in practice
>>152435082
>>152435508There's a reason why I don't post with a tripcode.
>>152435053Stat mutt single handedly carries the chiefs to WOAT tier
>>152435440I've started going to the gay bars. It's ridiculously cheap and the drinks are stupid strong. All the women are nice when you approach them if you compliment their outfit/hair/makeup first and then you tell them you're bi and more often than not they're down to fuck. You do have to watch out for roofies though lol
I'm just here hoping fot a steelers vs colt play off game
>>152435500Who cares? It's literally made up reddit woman drama.
>faggothead stadium Lol
>>152435500Because women like that think everyone needs to give them attention right when/how they demand it. And if they don't get what they want when/how they want it, they throw a temper tantrum like a child would if they couldn't get the candy they wanted from the candy store.
>>152435569>6-7
>>152435370He's currently the best 49ers QB
Reminder that 67 is negro slang for a dead body from cop police report codes and globohomo tried to retcon it to be "erm about a basketball player goy"
>>152435646schizo alert
>>152435646That's 187
>>152435569baste
>>152435649its even on wikipedia retard>>152435670its both
>>152435646The Kansas City Football Chiefs have a win/loss record of 6 wins and 7 losses. Have you forgotten that this is the /nfl/ thread?
this is usually the fastest genny on /sp/ and thus ground zero for spreading international culture
Chikaners mom just woke him up. Remember to R&I
What does he know?
>>152435779Ryback
>>152435779Pain
They actually found an uglier motherfucker than nick wright to put on this show
>the ruling on the field is an interception, fumbled by the defense, recovered by the offense, fumbled by the offense, recovered by the defense. Chargers ball
>>152435682Wikipedia
>>152435838Yeah
I still believe in Will Levis
>>152435569>GayC Queefs
>geno unlikely to start this Sunday. Pickett takes over
>>152435848Reffies must have enjoyed calling that game
>>152435886Fernando Mendoza, you are a Raider
>>152435886You should be happy
>>152435872His sister is hot
>>152435918>>152435923Geno is the tank commander
>>152435886How cold does the desert actually get during the wintertime?
>>152435886It's not like it can get any worse
none of you chicano dogs in the big /int/ soccer thread? really?
>nfl being based and removing filler/ad time for once
>152435962 (You)
>>152435872I'm still not buying mayonnaise
>>152435987Yea that's dumb, just make it yourself.
>>152435670187 is specifically officer down
>>152435886Haha too late Pete
>>152435258Dude you almost lost to the giant, raiders, commanders, and jets. Your only winning record wins are the eagles (which have become a joke) and texans before they started playing well. Both teams have shitty offenses. Name one good offense you beat all year, you better not say the chiefs or cowboys.
>>152435355You can just say faggot on this website, nobody will take your internet points
>>1524359798 minutes is too long, it should be 10 seconds per pick
>>152436000Homemade mayo tends to split with any kind of elevated temperature. And it doesnt last in the fridge as the commercial shit with stabilizers and preservatives in it, and rotten mayo is one of the most disgusting smells ever
;_;
>>152435848>second charged time out, Kansas City>because it is against the rules to take back to back time outs, there will be a 5 yard penaltyReffies have been putting on a master class this year
>>152436112how to you make the proper thick mayo that you can turn upside and it won't even move? the runny type of mass produced mayo like helman's is fucking disgusting
>>152435979the first round should be like 3 minutes tops, if a team doesn't have enough contingencies in place for one round then fuck them
Fuck you
>>152435962>chicano dogsBlek>chicago dogsYummy yummy yummy
imagine watching soccer
>>152436141That would've been a heads up play if the receiver or DB made a play on the ball
>>152436149>replying to chikaner
>pass interference>...>on the offenseThis was the moment I realized my reffies were going all the way this year
>>152436131You need a blender. If you have a vitamix or some powerful shit that's great, but it can be done in a nutribullet. Heres my technique: Nutribullet MayoAdd room temp egg, half shell water, and half teaspoon saltBlend 30 seconds until white and fluffyAdd oil little bit at a time, blend, add more, blend (1 cup oil total)Once 3/4 oil in, add 2 tbsp white vinegar (very vinegary mayo)Add remaining oil until thick enough
>>152436112I haven't run into the splitting issue but I throw 1/8 tsp of sodium citrate in it so it emulsifies really well. And I only make 1 eggs worth at a time so I go through it pretty quickly.>>152436131You can make the texture as thick as you want, just keep adding oil as you blend, last time I made it I added too much and it was like a DQ blizzard texture, you could stick a spoon in it and hold it upside down. Not what I was looking for but if you are just go for it.
>>152436066>10 secondsMr skeltal over here, it should be .000005 microseconds per pick
>>152436169>replying to a chikager
Millenial bros, we are so back
>>152436193Yea that's why you're getting splitting, you need some kind of emulsifier, mustard is a common natural one, it'll hold up much better and the tang is nice.
>>152436206He looks fat as shitColts are so screwed
>>152436053Yea but if I said faggot you wouldn't still be mad an hour later. You edgelord children are so predictable.
>>152436219Yeah maybe, but I like my mayo bright white
>>152436117Dumbass should have never allowed Swift to steal his soul.
bros, i want a titty monster gf so bad
>>152436141Best post ITT thus far
>>152436266Same
>>152436246This might blow your mind but some people have actual things to do and only check in after an hour. I’m truly sorry you think everyone spams the refres MJ button like you do lol. I genuinely feel bad for you, faggot
>>152435135Swap Rams and Pats
>>152436206Rivers is going to RAPE the Seahawks
>>152436206uhhhh that ball looked pretty flat and wobbly.
>>152436331There's actually footage of him throwing to receivers and they were dimes.
>>152436246>uses “edgelord” in current year plus 10>you don’t live online like me
>>152436206I would be extremely surprised if he was anything even slightly above turbo-washed.
>>152436350Recently or in 2012?
>>152436302>>152436352
God what an awful game tomorrow
>>152436181My Texies shitting on the Bills and Chiefs 2 within 3 weeks was absolute kino.
>>152436390at least 5 turnovers that game
>>152435053Ravens, Lions, and Broncos. Now what do all 3 of them have in common?
>>152436390Literally all the primetime games are dogwater.Bucs FalconsCowboys VikesSteelers DolphinsTriple dogshit. Meanwhile there are actual kinos this week: GB DenverPats BillsLoins RamsChargers Queefs
I just checked the playoff seeding and the Chiefs aren't even the 7th seed. This must be some kind of mistake
>>152436382>literally under a minuteI don’t have a cringe picture adequate
>>152436356His drop back and throw look surprisingly good, but in live game he's going to get mauled. Riley Leonard was throwing in today too so I honestly don't think Rivers is starting on Sunday.
Only the Chargers could get 5 turnovers and still only win by 3 in OT
>>152436391shame CJs bum ass will get them bounced in the playoffs
>>152435053Tripfags and foreign flags are way more annoying than fanbases
>>152436436>dogwater
>>152436382I do not and will never understand what draws the kind of person shocked at the word faggot to 4chan, even a blue board Anyway this is your last reply, cherish it
>>152436331Just like /hoc/'s Islanders
>>152436436>Chargers Queefs>kinoliterally the washed out bowl
I asked my fav Onlyfans girl if she’d go out on a date with me and to my surprise she gave me a quote of $1100 for an entire night. How would this go if I went for it and how do I keep myself safe? I just don’t want to get jumped and robbed or something terrible.
>>152436470More like Total Queefie Death bowl
>>152436470Sheeit
>>152436487chorgers were saved on monday due to sirianni retardation and hurts having the worst game of his career. chiefs are washed but might be able to pull out a win
>>152436486Anon, by all means, you do you. Live your life. If it were me, though? There are so many other things in life I'd spend $1100 on. Personally I couldn't fathom dumping that kind of money into an online thot.
>>152436512>QB run blocking grades
>how do I keep myself safe?Don't go on dates with onlyfans girls lmfao I doubt you'll get robbed but you'll probably end up with a dripping dick 3 days afterwards of you fuck her
>>152436486go jerk off, just to clear your head, then consider not going on onlyfans ever again, reduce the amount of times you jerk off. exercise or go for walks, find a hobby that lets you create or progress towards something with other people
>>152436512>8. Jalen Hurts
which team will forget this and end up getting passed in the draft?
>>152436486You can get a decent hooker for a fifth of that
>>152436486Not worth it. There are plenty of homely girls in bars waiting for nice guys to stop being nice and start asking for handies in the alleyway
>>152436617forgot my pic
>>152436617>>152436651Titans
>>152436656she totally wants river's semen
>>152436131Get a stick blender. Honestly one of my best kitchen investments
>>152436656if shes so cool and casual why does she wear boots like those?
Patty Cuckitini
>>152436141No, fuck YOU
>>152436486You can pick up a decent hooker for that amount. Personally I don't do hookers anymore because of a few incidents I've had.
You're invited to a Super Bowl party, but YOU have to bring a dish. What do you bring?
>>152436727I'll just bring some beer and call it good
>>152436723Well spill the beans
>arguing with my dad about hurts>tell him he doesn't know ball>your mom knows balls>they both wink at each other and laugh :/
>>152436727Homemade chili
>>152436755Nothing much, a lot of them accuse me of being a creep and making them uncomfortable, one of them explicitly told me to stop contacting her. You're a hooker, you're there to do freaky shit.
>>152436757Your mom sucks off your dad constantly and she knows what she's doing
>>152436757Damn, you btfo
>>152436727Seriously such a good recipe. It just disappears. Jalapeno poopers too
>>152436727https://youtu.be/JM8lSWpkoOoThis looked really good and I haven't had a chance to make it, so probably this.
Burrow's press conference today made it plainly obvious he's requesting a trade this offseason. He's fucking miserable
>>152436795If multiple hookers tell you you’re creepy, you’ve got bigger issues. Hookers and whores are mogging you, telling you that your money is no good.
>>152436727my stuffed Oreo crepes
>>152436819Gud recipe, Serrano's are a good sub and I love it with tomatoes even though some people skip it. Only thing I would add is a few shakes of cumin, luv cumin in guac.
>>152436841Burrow to the Rams
>>152436857i bet it's popular with white girls
>>152436851I do have multiple restraining orders, I figured this out a long time ago. I honestly consider myself more of a romantic than anything.
>>152436877I love cum in my assGo Chiefs
>>152436857That looks like black cock
>>152436857Did you intentionally make it veiny?
>>152436690My mom gave me her stick blender that she never used and now i never use it either
whats the chiefs record again
>>152435103>11-2 doesn't come out of nowheresee the kangz over the last couple of years
>>152436727Store bought cookies
I just ate some Lance peanut butter crackers
>>152436727jettas
>>152436893My friend wants to know hypothetically if hookers let you do any kinky stuff with them or if you have to just fuck the hole on a starfish Go bears btw
>>152436727I’ll bring my usual gameday meal
>>152436727Buffalo Wing Dip
>>152437055Cinnamon doesn't go with Lemon and Strawberry
Matter of fact, a close friend of mine makes the BEST buffalo wing dip I've ever had, and I've had some good dip prior to her's...but her's is the best. I might have to ask her for her special recipe.
>>152436727thai green curry wings with fish sauce and cilantro BROILED so they crisp up real good>>152436819interesting tip about the avocado pits preventing browning, never heard that
>>152436727My dick.
>>152437177What happens when someone chokes on a pit from taking too large a scoop?
>>152437147>unironically being close friends with women
>>152436727Macaroni and cheese
How cheap would tickets have to get for you to go to a game with a -20° wind-chill?Burrs browns tickets are down to the low 100s for 100 level, but I'm thinking they'll keep going.
>>152437268>He can't maintain relationships with womensorry m8
>>152437244Have you ever seen an avocado pit before?
>>152437392>close friends>relationshipsSo we’re all just saying words that don’t mean anything then
>>152437391People offload their tickets on Facebook Marketplace if the weather sucks and they decide not to go. Take a look
>>152435053I'm in every Browns thread and the Niners fags were even worse than Steelers and Ravens fags. Biggest bunch of whiny bitches you ever saw.
Kevin Wildes status?
why is he doing it brosjust coach that highschool team and impregnate your wife again or somethingdon't risk getting killed
>>152437464Crashed out
bros, they're actually fixing the reffies
>>152437461they're called the faggywhiners
>>152436980Holy based
>>152435955The desert gets extremely cold because water sinks heat in the daytime and sources it at night
>>152437476not really. The rate them on how the perform for the league. So yeah, they are "fixing" the refs.
>>152437476They're scared after the NBA refs got the FBI going after them
>>152437431Yeah they’re perfect choke size
>>152437454They're still around the same price as online retail. But I bet Saturday night they'd take a $25 low-ball offer.
>>152437514if you think the nfl is rigged, why do you watch it?
>>152437533I think /sp/ sucks and I'm here in every thread.You can't explain that!
>>152437464The guy who sang that middle school dance song “turn me on” in 2005ish?>>152437533Well you don’t know how it’s going to be rigged, silly. Pretty obvious answer
>>152437519>companies commit hundreds of billions of dollars of wage theft each year>nothing>some refs shave points>giant FBI investigation this country is so cucked
>>152437524Do you look at golf balls and decide to just swallow them for some reason?
>>152437476>performance (subjective)>best-performing (subjective)Is football about to get more rigged than it already is?
>>152437554>you don’t know how it’s going to be riggedcheck the betting figures. it will be rigged in a way that makes the gambling houses the most money
>NFL Executive Vice President of Football Operations Troy Vincent informed teams today that the collective bargaining agreement between the NFL and the NFL Referees Association ends in May, making this is the final season of the agreement. The league now views this as an opportunity to take significant steps to improve officiating, pending union agreement.>NFL is looking for more access to officials year round for training and development. Right now, the NFL cannot speak to the officials from the day after the Super Bowl until May 15. So accessibility, flexibility, accountability are the league’s priorities and it has explained that to the union.Day of the whistle coming soon for reffies
>>152437574No but they aren’t going to be in my guac are they?>>152437611In the long run. That isn’t super useful for game to game results though
>>152436727feces pieces
>>152437574No but I bet I can suck one through a garden hose
I could really go for some bussy right now
i thought about a penis and now im horny
>>152437649Aaron...
>>152437649Caleb...
>>152437649DO YOU SUCK DICK?
>>152437666i jerked off to the blacked femboy thread 5 times today and counting >>>/gif/29919601
>>152436819>tomatoes>1 lime for 8 avocados>yellow onionMid recipe>>152436877Cumin does not belong in Mexican food>>152437177The avocado pit preventing spoiling is bullshit but I still do it sometimes because it's a bit of an old wives' tale in some households
>>152437698KYS
not sure if shedeur is based or cam is cringe
>>152437698WE DEM BOYZ
>>152437700Genuinely anon, try that Jack White guac recipe when avocados are in season. It's so good
>>152437268Genuinely if you can't be friends with women far out of your league (either way) or friends' wives/gfs you have issues
Why are all the international games in gay and lame Europe instead of Japan?Japan is the best, their sumo wrestlers would be great linemen
>>152437719kill this bussy
>>152437721Bullying Cam just doesn't seem right. Shadman has been way more cringe and annoying than Cam for years
>>152437737I don’t count friends’ wives as “women,” so yes I’m friends with them and don’t consider them bad people
>>152437698GO BIRDS
>>152437698Go Broncos!
>>152437698A fellow Eagles fan I see
>>152437726>>152437773>>152437796>>152437798reddit tier """""humor"""""
>>152437721Neither. Don't post Dov here either.
>broadcasters are showing Taylor Swift less because of the backlash No, they're showing her less because the Chiefs fucking suck
>>152437819You would know about what reddit finds humorous
thinking about reddit again bros...
I think it should not be a punishable offense to tell those on-field reporters to fuck right off, Herbie is based
>>152437819Go ravens btw>>152437825Are you quoting someone?
>>152437733I'm busting your balls a bit. Nothing is galling except tomatoes. Tomatoes should not be in guac. Add a lime or two to sub the acid/liquid from the tomato juice and replace the yellow onion with red onion and it's my recipe lol. I do appreciate the serranos.
>>152437830yes, they love regurgitating the same tired joke over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again
My asshole is leaking
regurgitate this bussy
>>152437857Busting your avocados*
>>152437863I can’t keep picturing you with him
>>152437845Some official statement from the NFL I read, yeah
>>152436727Andy Reid's mac & cheese
had my first in n out burger today and it was kino. why aren't they nationwide?
>>152437863Case in point
i still can't believe TayTay wrote and sang a song about Travis' cock
>>152437921Dude I have no idea, had one in Vegas it was so good. Very fresh ingredients
>>152437921Get animal style next time or grilled onion at least
>>152437971onions are disgusting
>>152436391If y'all had a semi-competent QB, you would be a force on par with the 70's Steelers. That D-Line is scary man.
>>152437921Number 1 w/ onions is all you need. It's like 6 bucks.
>>152437979Very wrong opinion
>>152437857>Tomatoes should not be in guacwut. tomato definitely goes in guac. not a whole lot of it, just a small one
>>152437921In my experience, all of the In N' Outs outside of California taste awful. For some reason all of the ones in Phoenix and Tucson have a fishy aftertaste.
>>152437921Probably harder to control for quality, hence their hesitance to expand wide
>>152437979I don't like onions much either. Especially in the in n out burger because they put so much. But grilled onions are gooood.Animal style fries also worth a try
>>152438093>>152437921theyre autistic about it wont let you get it delivered or order ahead for instance
>>152437268Yes, especially in this case, because the person I'm specifically referring to is like a mother figure to me and has lovingly supported me throughout my sobriety/recovery journey (I'm nearly an entire year sober). I very likely wouldn't have made it as far as I have if it wasn't for her love and support.Generally speaking, yeah, I personally would rather be close friends with a woman (as opposed to...what? Being romantically involved with one?). You do know that general relationships can exist and don't have to be romantic, right? I've been single by choice for over three years now. I also identify as Asexual, in case you were wondering (which I'm 100% certain you weren't), and if you don't know what that means, I would suggest looking up the definition. There's a pretty big reason for why I choose to remain single and identify as Asexual, which I shouldn't bother explaining to you because you probably couldn't/wouldn't understand. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that most women in my particular age group don't really seem to care about core values and spiritual assets of character (because if they do, those things take a backseat to shallow, materialistic, aesthetical, meta-meme-physical bullshit).My close female friend, however, does care about those things in spades, because she does see the value in core values and spiritual assets of character. tl;dr Your ignorance is astounding to me and I hope one day you'll understand the value of what true friendship actually means.
>>152438093That's exactly the reason. They refuse to use frozen beef, so they can only move east as fast as they can secure good suppliers
>>152438062KayAdamsOffseaeonTraining.mp4
>no, I don't wear sleeves so people don't notice that I'm white, I swear
i can't believe joshie gets to fuck her every night
>>152438206>every nightYou mean just the nights when Michael B Jordan isn't over?
i hate rich eisens new set
>>152438021Disagree poor texture match with the avocado. I like the crispness of the cilantro/onion, soft tomato doesn't do enough to stand out. I won't turn my nose up at it but it is disappointing. Save the tomato for the salsa
>>152438193>I SEE YOU HONKY! I'M GONNA BUST YO GUT OPEN AND WATCH YOU DIE
Broncos winning an Owl at Levi's Stadium again sounds pretty kino
>>152438269just take the firmer outer parts of the flesh then
In N Out ain't the best burger you'll have in your life, but it's good quality for the price. Go Rammies btw
>>152437979You're a picky bitch unless you got acid reflux>>152438190>good suppliersThey build their own butchering/processing plants. Each In-N-Out has to be within a day's drive of the plantst. former 4.5 year employe
>>152435038I bet he has a great cock
>>152437921They're overrated. Whataburger on the other hand...
>Your team>What you think their final record will be>Which teams do you see most likely to make the SB?>Bills>12-5>Seahawks vs. BroncosI also have a suspicion that the Texans are going to make it to Divisional, if not the Championship.
>>152438317Five Guys is like 5% better for double the cost. I’m surprised they aren’t out of business wherever In-N-Out exists
>>152437979there's so many different kinds though, do you hate all onions?
>>152436206He looks so ass
>>152438303I still don't care for it; it's fine tho. Not a guac killer, just unnecessary IMO
>>152437721you're cringe for posting twitter shit
>>152438368Whataburger is drier than your wife’s pussy.
>>152437921americans FEAR the californian
>>152438382better fries, though i'd take in-n-out's burger over five guys in most cases
>>152438381Ravens8-9Bills vs 49ers
>>152438368In n out is much more consistent location to location. Whataburger is entirely dependent on the location.
>>152438381>bungles>8-9>Rams beat Bills
>>152438387that's as mobile as he was in his prime lol
>>152438382Yes Five guys is better but it's so much more expensive. You can make something similar even better at home
>>152438185
I don't think Rivers game will suffer at all minus not having a good rapport with his receivers. He's always been an immobile pocket passer
>>152438338Interesting. Luv me in n out
>>152438185>true friendships>womenI lol’d irl desu baka 67 labubu
>Sherrone Moore fired for cause by MichiganYou would think Michigan would look at the NFL for candidates considering most college vacancies have already been filled, and Michigan is a much more attractive job than say, Penn State.
>>152435085>t. East Coast libtard
>>152438437>49ersI'm not getting my hopes up
>>152438509He had the same two top receivers for like 12 years straight, he will absolutely be off rythm >>152438535>fired for a consensual heterosexual relationship Women and faggots are going to ruin EVERYTHING in the long run
>>152438535>zero toleranceDid he rape a bitch or something? This is bizarrely reactive
>>152438535Damn, a nigga can't get his dick wet?
>>152438573>Gates>????
The Chiefs will find a way
He's dad bod maxing
>>152438535Guarantee he was fucking Jim Harbaugh while he was there. God forbid a coach have a close relationship with his staff.
>>152438628Yeah they will find a way to Cabo after week 18
>>152438317>>152438382>>152438489for me it's Shake Shack
>>15243857149ers were able to beat the Rams in Sofi with no Bosa, and Mac Jones to Kendrick Bourne as their offense. They have more hope with some guys getting back and a 2-week tune-up + rest period with the Bye and the Titans game right after.
>>152438613Keenan Allen? >>152438605Honestly that’s what I’m saying. If it’s consensual who cares????? wtf is this shit
>>152438646:(
>>152438535SHAMONE HAMONE
Oh, NOW his elbow is broken?
>>152438659>Purdy is appreciably better than Mac10
>>152438647Expensive too but sells beer and the food is actually solid. The one on the strip is ungodly expensive though, like everything else there.
>>152438697Correct, if you know ball49ers are contenders more than people give them credit for, even with all the injuries
>>152438571NFC is a crapshoot but I'm kind of feeling SF could make a run. I like Purdy more than most people thobeit
>>152438697Purdy is better if he doesn't go full retard
>>152438603they also fired the dean for the same thing a few years ago, they really don't fuck around with that rule
>>152434866I'm glad you asked.No for the Chiefs to go 21-0, they're going to go undefeated in the regular season, and lose out in tie breakers to a conference rival that also had entered playoffs at 17-0.This will force Mahomes and Company to play a 4th playoff wildcard game. Leading to 21-0. The rarest of all possible records
>>152438758>if>>152438735>Correct>>152438771>heterosexuality is ILLEGAL for men at Michigan What a strange, bizarre set of rules. There must be a discrimination lawsuit here, pretense for male only firing or something. PwC got sued back in the day for essentially telling a woman to be nicer.
Your team just needs more…
Which one is better based on per game stats:>268 yards, 1.6 TD, 0.8 INT, 69.6% comp, 97.4 rating, 2.0 sacks, 6.67 ANY/A>229 yards, 1.8 TD, 1.4 INT, 66.3% comp, 87.7 rating, 0.8 sacks, 5.97 ANY/A
>>152438659Yeah I guess you're right. Every team looks beatable this year
>>152437921because if they had to directly compete with culver's they'd get blown out
>>152436451Rude
>>152438918the top one
>>152438918>qb stats>no W/L
>>152438603>>152438573>inappropriate relationship with staff membermeans he was probably having an affair with someones wife or partnerdo you mutts have any idea how to read media speak?
>>152438697Love Mac but Purdy is a better fit.
>>152438924the standard Culver's bun is kinda lame and tastes too sweet. i always sub it for the superior brioche bun from the chicken sandwich
>>152438952>partnerFirst of all, shut the fuck up and kill yourself. Second, those people aren’t “staff members” so the sentence wouldn’t be true
>>152438924Culver’s has a decent ceiling but I don’t find it as consistent
>>152438924hell yeah, goona get me a deluxe now
>>152438535So that water bottle girl pasta was true?
>>152438924Literally double the price of innout
damn those are nice looking burgers, what's your bmi
>>152438849Players who can blockPlayers who can get openPass rushers worth a shit >>152438952That's a huge reach. I feel like they weren't exactly thrilled with Sherrone Moore after the last 2 seasons anyway. They could just be using him fucking a member of staff/trainer as an excuse to fire him with cause and save themselves money on his buyout
Whataburger is better. Don’t bring that shit in my state
>>152439033burger mass index?1.0
my bmi is higher than my iq is that a good thing
All five Chargers fans are probably feeling good about Monday night's win, but should they really? Philly had four (regulation) turnovers plus a missed FG, but LAC still needed overtime (plus ANOTHER turnover) to win.
>>152439070yes, you can just bully nerds into doing technical tasks for you
>>152439045Their patty melt is goated but it's also double the price of a double double
>galeb is okay with losing to the puckerskwab
>>152439084PHI/LAC is a GOTY nominee simply due to all of the spaghetti that was spilled during the course of the game. Funniest game I've seen in a long time.
You haven’t lived until you had a double Whataburger drenched in spicy ketchup
>>152439149i love whataburger i wish a White Castle m would move into my area but id end up being a thousand pounds lol
>>152438946you picked Mac Jones over Purdy!>>152438950correct I only included qb stats
>>152439169they're such shit, but something about getting a crave case speaks to me
>>152439170would help a lot in giving an answer fren since those things are quite dependent on what weapons one has
>>152439084That's the same cope that Shecocks fans used against the Rasm. Just hold the L.
>>152439133lmao
>>152435038Gonna make me money this week on over completions. This nigger sucks though
>>152439223brock purdy has had all the 49ers weapons, mac jones played most of his games without ricky pearsall and george kittle. purdy also played against worse defenses on average.
>>152439287Mac Jones played in a Jimmy G offense. If you watch the games you would know
I need a nfl filename for pic related
>>152439304purdy's played in a jimmy g offense his entire career
It’s OUR time!
>>152438185nice novel nigger
>>152439337wrong
dark skinned football throwers
>>152439357how many times will you watch a quarterback immediately become shit after leaving SF or become elite after joining SF until you get it
>>152439382
>>152439391Darnold has looked pretty good since he left SF. Jimmy G, Mac, Kaep, Lance. All 5 of these guys are not as good at making explosive plays as Purdy is even with the same offensive coach. Purdy is the modern day Favre.
>>152439026ameriblobs lose their focus on anything else when food is being discussed and say dumb things
>>152439391All I said is they run different schemes. Lots of bootlegs and intermediate layered throws with Purdy and lots of quick slants with Mac Jones
If it were Ranks, I would have been concerned
>>152439497Aren't the queefies down another O linemen? Chargers defence is gonna obliterate that mongrel qb
>>152439400based
>>152439540All Hurts had to do was not be retarded
>>152439556mongrel just had a 19.8 QBR against the Texans I don't see him doing much better than he did week 1
>>152439540yeah but the chorgers have no o line either so it kind of evens out
Bussy
>>152439453scam darnold barely played in sf and has been nothing but a WR babby since he leftliterally just chucks it to jettas and jsn all game, until the pressure comes on and he folds like a old lawn chair
I am not a prognosticatorI'm not a seer of the future
>>152439577Passer rating isn't the same thing as QBR
Someone the other day said Darnold looks like someone that "does karate at the mall." Thought that was humorous for some reason.
>>152436350Were those dimes adjusted for inflation?
>>152439647Bussy
>>152439656Did I say that it was?
>>152439668He had a 19.8 passer rating, so yeah, you did
>>152439497>>152439540>>152439579Chris Jones is done for the season. You legitimately think that guy is going to play with fervor and speed when they've got a mathematical 13.2% chance of playoffs?He couldn't be fucking assed to stop Trevor Lawrence from winning the game when he fumbled the ball twice.There is ZERO chance Herbie even gets sacked by Chris Jones this game.
>>152439647
is eating a sub sandwich gay? The way you grip it and hold it in front of your face it's kind of like savoring a big cock
Who's career is just fucking dead this season?Justin Fields, Danny Dimes, Geno, Tua, Tyreek, is all I can name atm I smoked alot of weed.
>>152439680Wait you're talking about that ESPN bullshit? I don't care about that. QB rating is what it's always been called
>>152439699Ask Russ
>>152439685He tried hard against CJ
>>152439700Canadian government weed is weak as hell
>>152439685The longer I look at this freezeframe the funnier it gets
>>152439699You eat from the side retard, you d9nt deep throat it
>>152439700Geno will never be a starter after this year. It’s over for him
>>152439627Jasmin knows ball
>>152439702QBR = ESPN bullshit, always has always will
>>152439721is that not CJ Stroud on the right
>>152439685The chorgers o line is so bad right now they dont need chris jones to have a big game. Karlaftis will do it and spags will just blitz the shit out of them all game
>>152439700>>152439703I forgot, Russ lost his job to a third stringer.
heres some players with a higher completion rate than patrick "no playoffs" mahomesmac jonesshit shitshitdaniel jonesspencer rattlergeno smithpooajacob briskettyler soughsjaxson dartbryce youngthro pix
>>152439729QBR has been short for QB rating for forever. Long before that ESPN meme metric came along. Nobody takes that shit seriously
The way you react after your child spills something can tell a lot about what kind of parent you are
>>152439700>>152439717Geno is pete cuckrolls personal pet, geno could unironically start again if he is still the coach next yearBrady needs to clean house
>>152437514They already "rate" them for postseason assignments so I don't even know what that means and you're probably right too
>>152439755QB rating isn't the same as just QBR. If you say QBR as three letters, that's the ESPN stat
>>152439751Brock Purdy, though he’s played less games
>>152437819ugh fine take my upvote
>>152439772Too bad. I'll abbreviate it as QBR whenever I want
>>152439786And I'll call you a nigger
>>152438628that's a man
>>152439797but enough about you ;)
>>152439797Then I want to fuck his bussy
>>152439755>QB rtg
>>152439700I think Fields for sure unless he gets some retard who thinks they can fix him, but there have been stories for years about him being hard to work with, not taking criticism or advice, not be willing to learn or work on improving himself and that shit only flies when you can produce which he can't. Yeah, the Jets suck but he's not stuck there because people still see his potential.
Also passer rating is a dogshit stat
How cooked do you think Phillip is
>>152439685Shitburp would take 5 sacks against invisible defenses what are you talking about nigger
>>152439793And there it is
>>152439822ANY/A is far superior
patti still played like poopie
Anyone care to post Josh Allen’s or Lamar Jackson’s Lamar Hunt trophy? Surely, these “elite” Quarterbacks have won their conference at least once.
>>152439832Yep I'd say that's the best box score efficiency stat by far. Not perfect, but much better than passer rating
>>152439827He's going to go be Johnny Manziel in the AAF
>>152439818Doubt Fields issue is being hard to work with, those QBs do not last long in the NFL. Look at Nosen, a real QB that was hard to work with due to his future in Nepotism, moved on from and dropped like a wet rag literally everywhere.
queefies need a real QB like Carson Beck
>>152435079lose weight
>>152439845You now remember that Purdy has more conference championships than Jackson, Allen, Nix, Maye, and Darnold combined.
>>152439818you thinking of someone else? i thought i've heard that Fields is extremely likeable in the locker room and that aside from his poor ingame performance everyone loves him
>>152439761I wouldn’t be surprised if they fire the Carrolls after the season. With a top 3 draft pick to draft a qb, it could woo some actual good coaching candidates Right now, just let them do what they’re doing. They’re tanking and doing a good job at it
>On February 8, 2021, the 49ers signed Rosen to a one-year contract extension.[98] On August 17, Rosen was waived by the 49ers after struggling to compete for the third quarterback spot behind Garoppolo and 2021 first round draft pick Trey Lance.KWAB, imagine your legacy involving losing to Trey Lance in a QB competition
>>152439832true
>>152439868I'd nor.ally agree with you but the only shot's he's had are with the Steelers and Tomlin will put up with players who have shitty attitudes, then the Jets who probably would have taken anyone. Aaron Glenn asked for Fields but even he doesn't want him around anymore. Nosen still played for the Dolphins and was on the Bucs practice squad, even making the active roster a couple times. That's as many teams as Fields has been on.
Eye Test™ is the best stat
>>152439911faggots truly ruined beards
>>152439929only an educated eye test.
>>152439931they ruin everything they touch
Don't forget to recycle when this thread hits the bump limit>>152435039>>152435039>>152435039
The Chiefs are beating the Chargers
>>152439931Most men are chinlets and jawlets. It’s why most men have beards these days
>>152439936Yea, mine
>>152439950Pcock lmao that is the dumbest name
>>152439956nah sorry
>>152439931Facial Hair and it's grooming styles peaked in the 1800s, and the advent of modern warfare combined with a larger presence of the opinion of women on men's fashion has caused it to go downhill ever since.The New York Yankees also did immeasurable damage
>>152439084pretty good win for team with 5 turnstiles on the o line, any win at all is pretty good for them right now
