>bundes in evropa sub edition>DienstagBayern 3 - 1 SportingBarcelona 2 - 1 Frankfurt >MittwochDortmund 1 - 1 Bodo/GlimtLeverkusen 1 - 0 Newcastle>DonnerstagStuttgart - Tel AvivFreiburg - Salzburg Lech Posen - Mainz 05
you opfer >>152437184
>Borussia Dortmunds U19 hat in der Youth League im sechsten und letzten Spiel der Ligaphase den vierten Sieg eingefahren und das Sechzehntelfinale erreicht>Der erst 14-jährige Mohamadou (4:0) ist der zweitjüngste Torschütze jemals in dem Wettbewerb und verdrängt damit den früheren Dortmunder Youssoufa Moukoko auf Platz drei
>>152437360what are they feeding these kids
>>152437360>MohamadouThe only Mohamadou I know is Idrissou and the famous "Idrissou spielt Champions League auf PS2" Song
>>152437360>Mohamadou
>le doofmund face
nice dive from Woltebitch kekthis fucking faggot is unbelievable
Woltefraud is too much of a pussy to take the pen?
BRANDT
>LevercucksenBOA HAB ICH N
JULE BRANDT JULE BRANDT JULE BRANDT JULE BRANDT JULE BRANDT JULE BRANDT JULE BRANDT JULE BRANDT JULE BRANDT JULE BRANDT JULE BRANDT JULE BRANDT JULE BRANDT JULE BRANDT JULE BRANDT JULE BRANDT JULE BRANDT JULE BRANDT
>>152437556>I used to be a club legend you know?
>>152437389>>152437396>>152437415>>152437482Hes the next German wunderkind
>>152437612Welcome to__?
>>152437612we need to scam some foreign club now
Goodbye ShabbyHe was too pure for Real
>>152437933Autistball doesn't work at such a diva club. He should have known better
Wolte is on the pitch btw
>Betakusen ayyy lmao
the HIV mong obsession with my neger Woltechad is quite something huh
Uff....
>Doofmund
>Bundes in Europa
>cuckmund
Und so zerbröselt der Keks nunmal
Why oh why is Cuckmund so UTTERLY pathetic, bros?
>>152437612next gen Turboneger
>>152437571FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!1
Bodo/wat? Wo liegt das überhaupt?
>>152438198Nördlich des Polarkreises in Norwegen.
>152438117havent made a single post about him itt so far btw
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152438308lad, it's >cuckmund
>>152438308erling gib a ruh
better odds of reaching the final than Hühnchen
>Kwabsson
GRIMALDINI >WOLTEBITCH
Nearly BVB own goal wtf
Junge es is Bodo fucking Glimt mann was soll das
>Dortmund verliert 2-2>Leverkusen gewinnt 2-2
>>152438622Bayer needed the winIt's meh whatever for BVB
handjobe Bellingham is so fucking ass
>>152438652>It's meh whatever for BVBNah. Bodo ought of been 3 safe points.
>>152437347I didnt see that when making the thread, but hindsight yea that would have been better
How is Dortmund this bad?
>>152438713sorry for calling you a opfer :(
>>152438753Next time think before typing.
> Bayern 2> Dortmund 10> Leverkusen 20> Frankfurt 30My inner autist is angry because Bayern isn't 0 and thereby ruined this series.
>>152438753is ok
>can't beat bodo at home
>>152438896Mainz level teams at home is their weakness.
bok bok bok in wundes btw
friendly reminder HIV came out as trans lmao
Bvb bros its all so tiresome
>>152438834>hehe, I'm a special autist because I like patterns :)))tired of this
>>152438988Didn't say that.
>>152438947Source?
GEKONNT IST EBEN GEKONNT
>>152439303https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/152162231/#152216105
>>152439360>https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/152162231/#152216105look at the filename lmao, this is an image from 2024
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>low IQ autists getting baited this hard by the high IQ HSVChad
>>152438834What do the numbers mean, Mason?
>>152437556Yfw you have to be Markenbotschafter of this eternal Versagerverein
>>152439326AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NEIN NEIN NEIN
>Schlotterbeck kritisiert seine Mitspieler: "Jeder spielt sein Spiel">"Ich habe das in der Halbzeit gesagt. Wir fangen nach dem 1:0 an, extrem fahrig zu spielen, unfassbar schlechte erste Kontakte zu haben. Jeder spielt so ein bisschen sein Spiel. Die Spieler, die reinkommen, verlieren jeden Ball." Der Innenverteidiger wiederholte immer wieder gebetsmühlenartig das Kernproblem: "Du musst das Spiel killen und das haben wir nicht gemacht." Der BVB habe sich, statt den Deckel draufzumachen, in Schönspielereien verloren. Das reiche dann eben nicht, findet Schlotterbeck. Und er schickte noch eine klare Botschaft an seine Mitspieler hinterher: "Wir können hier auf 13 Punkte gehen und ich glaube, manchen war nicht bewusst, wie wichtig das ist. Deswegen ist das nicht bitter, sondern einfach richtig schlecht."
GuMo
>>152445296>Du musst das Spiel killenImagine the nightly ronnie meltdown if rüdiGER said this and not schlotterkek
>>152445344Rüdiger said something like Gegner töten
GuMo>>152445296Welcome to Halal Madrid
>>152445360No he didn't.
Dortmund just threw away their top 8 place against fucking Bodö/Glimt and they'll get knocked out by a club like Barca in the Zwischenrunde
>>152446110Ynr the brainlet trying to make the term "only buyern AND DORKMUND are the only good teams from germany in european competition" by repeating it on a weekly basis. If he ever tries that again, remember to remind him dorkmund tied with swedish slop furniture.Es hat sich ausgehufschiedet, next.
>>152445977>Dann das: Antonio Rüdiger verwendet das Partizip Perfekt von „töten“ bei seiner Einschätzung zum Spiel. Im ganzen Satz: „Was wir kritisieren können, ist: dass wir sie nicht schon vorher getötet haben.“ Sie - die Dänen.
>>152446187Anon, lying on the internet is so pre-2k
The blundershitga is fake news. It's fake news. You know, I said, it's fake news. They're all saying, the pig nosed Germans, oh it's the best. 50+1, fan culture, kult kloppo, mia. San. Mia? But no, I say that's all fake news. From a fake country. It's a poor league and germans are degenerate retards. It's true, I'll tell you it's true. They're fake. Not real. Poor country. We'll show them come the little thing called the world cup. You ever hear of that? The world. Cup. It's in a little place called America. The STRONGEST and BEST country in the world. I'll say Austria is a close second though. But Germany? The blundershitga? Just a pathetic country and pathetic league. Thank you for your attention to this matter
>>152446282you lost, just stop already
>>152446439remember when you larped as an Augsburg fan?
>present no other prove than some letters, most likely written down into a pasta.txt during another schizo meltdown >YoU lOsT, pLeAsE sToP dEsTRoYiNg mY mAdE-uP rEaLiTyLol. Lmao even.
>>152447077you are really childish and pathetichttps://youtube.com/shorts/oYZR9jMINXI?si=VuSBLkfpgpy03BKH
>Liebe VfB-Fans, bitte beachtet diese wichtigen Infos für das UEFA Europa League-Spiel heute Abend gegen Maccabi Tel Aviv.>Wir freuen uns auf eure Unterstützung.
>here my prove is this AI slop vidyou really go the whole way, don't you? grim, seek help ffs
>>152447203ultras are boycotting desuscared of being beaten up by Maccabi bvlls
>>152446439Very postmodern post, well done jt
>>152447251>>152447203>Breaking: stuttgart forced to pay reparations to tel aviv for infinity years due to antisemitism
>Familie von Kasia Lenhardt „entsetzt“ von Boateng-Doku>Wir kritisieren auch die bisherigen Reaktionen der ARD. Der Sender setzt sich mit der Kritik nicht ernsthaft auseinander. Nur zwei Tage vor der Veröffentlichung der Doku wurden die neuen Zahlen zur Gewalt gegen Frauen publik gemacht – und auch von der Tagesschau präsentiert. Welches Signal sendet das? Gewalt gegen Frauen ist schlimm, aber nicht, wenn ein Promi sie ausübt? Die ARD sollte die Doku zurückziehen.>Man hat am Ende das Gefühl: Das war doch alles gar nicht so schlimm – obwohl Herr Boateng wegen Körperverletzung an der Mutter seiner Kinder verurteilt wurde.“>Kurz nach Ende der Beziehung, die zuvor monatelang in den Medien thematisiert worden war, hatte Boateng ein Interview in BILD gegeben, in dem er seiner Ex-Freundin Vorwürfe machte. Sechs Tage danach nahm sich Lenhardt das Leben.I'd be honored to have a world champion as my neighbor
Giulia Gwinn... Mein herz....
>>152447251So you're saying the tables have turned...Just seems disingenuous for Germans to boycott Israel for war and genocide? It's like bitch, your grandad was out there gunning these guys down in the ghetto like some gangsta rapper.
https://x.com/i/status/1999021850743988445...
>>152448139Unfollowed
> Wegen Antisemitismus und AfD:Schauspieler Armin Mueller-Stahl denkt mit 95 Jahren übers Auswandern nachThat's so unfair. He literally built this country up with hard work like playing Adolf Hitler in "Gespräche mit dem Biest" and now you little Nazi punks make him leave this country. How dare you?
>>152448139how much longer will he hide it?
> Mueller-Stahl was born inTilsit,East Prussia(nowSovetsk, Kaliningrad Oblast,Russia). His mother, Editta, was from an upper-class family and became a university professor inLeipzig. His father, Alfred Müller, was a bank teller who changed the family's surname to "Mueller-Stahl".
inb4 they postpone the WC pride match to a manshaft game where they will celebrate Woltebitches coming out
>>152448151how is this related to /bundes/ tho?
>BILD erfuhr aus Fan-Kreisen: Die Fans wussten natürlich ganz genau, dass wegen der Bewährung beim nächsten Pyro-Vorfall ein Fan-Ausschluss kommt. Die Aktion soll lange geplant gewesen sein, damit die Strafe der Uefa genau jetzt kommt. Die Idee dahinter: Das nächste Champions-League-Heimspiel ist erst am 21. Januar – das eher unglamouröse Duell gegen Belgien-Klub Union Saint-Gilloise. >Dazu passt, dass wohl viele Südkurven-Ultras bereits jetzt versuchen sollen, sich fürs Saint-Gilloise-Spiel mit Karten für andere Blöcke einzudecken.
>>152448295I can see that happening for sure
>troons coordinate a campaign to suggest a straight white celebrity is gaythis counts as sexual harrassment btwin case you can't tell
>>152448558>>152448422
VFBVFB
>Woltemade chose a Saudi club as a gay manwhat a fucking retard
>Umzug nach Frankfurt fix: Kölner Keller bald Geschichte
What kind of name is Lennart?
>>152448845A good one
>>152448850t. Lennart
>>152448801he had no choice in the matterBayern didn't want to pay
>>Erfolge im Fußball haben Nationalspieler Nick Woltemade in seiner Jugend beim Steigern seines Selbstbewusstseins geholfen. „Ich wusste, ich bin immer noch der Coole, auch wenn ich ein paar Pickelchen und dünne Beine habe“, sagte der 23-Jährige im Interview mit der „Zeit“. >>Seine Familie sei ebenfalls eine große Stütze gewesen. „Meine Eltern haben mich immer nur gestärkt“, sagte er. „Selbst beim Uno haben sie mich gewinnen lassen.“
>>152448886a spoiled little shit also
>>152448904rent free existence in your head as well
>>152448886käk
TIAGO
>HIV mong still can’t stop seething about based Woltechadholy shit lmao
I despise faggots simple as
ywnbaw tho
I simply see no reason to hate on gay people. They are hurting you in absolutely no way so why in the world would you care?
woltebitch is grooming kids
is this memoryholed already?
>>152449255juqqt keinen diggi
didnt like woltemade in the beginning but i appreciate how he absolutely mindbreaks the hivmong
>Woltechad is actually doing well for both club and country so now HIV mong desperately tries to create some sort of pedophilia narrativelmaooo
>>152449319>the actually doing well in question
Mäcces Tal Aviv
>>152448834Vom Regen in die Traufe
>>152449428>Richarlison 6
>>152449428bro is getting mogged by his own defensive midfielder
152449428152449477Woltechad has a significantly better goals per minute ratio tho and he’s not even a proper striker
>>152449496@Grok is it true that the 150 million man is getting outscored by a DM?
no, it’s not
>conceding to jews
>>152449566are you grok??
I have no idea wtf your meme nerd shit is supposed to be but both Guimaraes and Woltechad have scored five goals in the EPLel so the objective answer is no
>>152449612@grok how could Newcastle have used better the money they wasted for the 150m striker Woltebitch that scored as much as the clubs DM
>mhp arena
how many for Hollerchad vs the Poolacken? + gesoffen bis der Asswiper trifft
hatty HollerNebel sees red
>>152450013kino
Yeah I'm thinking saltchads gonna cook good tonight vs shartubolu
>Heute in Stuttgart. Die angereisten extremistischen Anhänger des israelischen Vereins Maccabi Tel-Aviv singen offen auf deutschen Straßen:>„Ihr seid die Araber-Heren (…)>Wir werden euch ficken>und euer Blut trinken (…)>wir vergewaltigen eure Mädchen“
>Heren
>rtl showing the sovlless gameGAY
>>152450116>"american" promoting non-freedom of speech-sentimentsno wonder you had to flee to the fucking schluchtenscheißers, ICE would have sent you to mexico, where you actually belong
>>152450232ZAZED
>ynr Mikael Ishak
HOLLERCHAD /a/ssist
HOLLERCHAD WELTKLASSE
>WeiperHOLLER
get fucking mogged wipebitch
>Hollerkwab
the Hollerchad effekt
>>152450547Weiper muss halt den Ersten machenBesser ausbügeln hätte Bene das nicht können
>Mainz
disgusting refball
never a oen
Glasnerbros
why (c)an rtl plus only afford a limited amount of games in they're comfy??
>two illegal pens in two games
>>152450619because everyone they told "You will comment HNK Rijeka vs. NK Celje today" quit their job
>Angels from WAFcastle
This will be Bayern's downfall
shrimply ze best
rückrunden edin is a bvll??
the linkup we never knew we needed
>Verarschnicht
>>152450983why would Olise leave?
>verratschNIG
ref is just blatantly biased
>>152451237heimweh
diaper finally out
>>152451305>bundesanons said they already had the Jonny B ersatz @ home
>>152451331they meant Hollerchad
>>152451237Because Bundesliga is boring and he'll earn 25M at Liverpool who will be desperate enough to pay 160M because Salah is finished
>7th best team in the polish meme league>it’s Hollerbitch time
>>152451365wo war wiper?
152451387needs more time
>Max Eberl is planning direct contact with Marc Guéhi in January. There's already been a meeting with Guéhi's agent in Munich. Bayern's priority is to extend Dayot Upamecano's contract, nevertheless the Englishman remains a topic for the club. Liverpool, Barcelona and Real Madrid are also after Guéhi - Patrick Berger
>>152451399heh... just like me
>Die FAZ schreibt, dass sich die Eintracht rund um das Auswärtsspiel in Barcelona mit den Beratern des 21 Jahre alten Gonzalo Garcia ausgetauscht habe. Der Angreifer steht derzeit bei Real Madrid unter Vertrag, lief schon bei der spanischen U21-Nationalmannschaft auf.
>>152451409>Bayern's priority is to extend Dayot Upamecano's contractnot ONE good Champions league season lol
Dier was good too and fit well with the teamI'd trust Kane's recs on defenders
>>152451409can't be worse than Poopahis disaster class against Arsenal proved that he's still shit against serious opposition
Upa is based af tho
>>152451483when was the last time he had a good game against a decent team (as in no Bundesliga sissies)
>>152451399asswiper is simply not built to performe against European giants like based Hollerchad
Now it's the UnionB Fischer
>>152451409The Kane connection is true
>>152451510Chelsea and PSG this season
>>152451609>first game in the CL group phase>injury ridden PSGI'll apologize if Bayern wins the CL this season without Upa fucking up
cope and copebut okay, let’s see what happens
>>152451699Didnt watch Chelsea but they played down to 10 men for Half the match against PSG and injury ridden describes Bayern aswell with Davies, Ito, Musiala being injured and Stanisic getting injured during the match.
>>152451609Irrelevant games. CL group stage is a joke now just like World Cup group stage will be. It has been diluted to death. Liverpool won all games last season and didn't matter shit, same thing will happen to Arsenal this season
>>152451852so the Arsenal match was irrelevant as well then hmmm
>>152452219Of course it was. Nobody will remember it next summer
>giving the player that always costs you in the big cl games 20 million
>>152452244agreed
GuNa my zesty n0ers
Guten Mooorgen DEUTSCHLAND
yes yes, gooood morning coffee time
GuMo>>152453125that's NOT a straight man
just found out it's Hünchen vs Niggabulls in the cup
>Wie der DFB eine Woche nach der Gruppenauslosung mitteilte, starten die günstigsten Eintrittskarten im Fanblock der Nationalmannschaft bei 155 Euro - das gilt aber nur für das erste Spiel in Houston gegen Curacao am Samstag, den 14. Juni (19 Uhr MESZ). Im zweiten Gruppenspiel gegen die Elfenbeinküste (Toronto, Samstag, 22. Juni, 22 Uhr) wird es gleich teurer, da liegt das günstigste Ticket bei 190 Euro. Noch tiefer in die Tasche greifen muss man für das letzte Vorrundenspiel im Endspielstadion in East Rutherford bei New York gegen Ecuador (Donnerstag, 25. Juni, 22 Uhr), wenn mindestens 230 Euro fällig werden. empty stadiums confirmed and here we go
>Dayot Upamecano macht im Vertragspoker mit dem FC Bayern laut einem Bericht Nägel mit Köpfen. Seine Vertretung habe bei den Münchnern die Bedingungen festgelegt, zu denen er ein neues Arbeitspapier unterschreiben würde, berichtet der „Kicker“. Weitere Verhandlungen darüber wolle die Spielerseite nicht
>BILD erfuhr exklusiv: Der Fortuna-Aufsichtsrat hat sich für Mislintat als neuen Düsseldorfer Sport-Chef entschiedenDiamanten Auge bros we are so back
>mfw
>Die Schalte in den berühmten »Kölner Keller« wird es im deutschen Profifußball bald nicht mehr geben. Den absehbaren Wechsel des Videoschiedsrichters von Köln in den DFB-Campus in Frankfurt am Main für den Sommer 2027 haben der Deutsche Fußball-Bund (DFB) und die Deutsche Fußball Liga (DFL) auf Vorschlag der DFB Schiri GmbH bestätigt.
>>152458613so what is it?20 Million brutto a year?
>>152460266It's more with Handgeld and Berater-Provision
>Die Stuttgarter Polizei bestätigte, dass es dabei auch um den von Maccabi-Fans genannten „Vergewaltigungs-Song“ gehen soll. Im Schlossgarten sollen Teile der rund 400 Tel-Aviv-Fans darin über Vergewaltigungsfantasien gegenüber arabischen Frauen gesungen haben>Jetzt muss die Staatsanwaltschaft untersuchen, inwieweit ein im Fußball-Kontext strafbares Vergehen vorliegt
erm, BvBros?
>>152460994Die sind einfach dumm
yeah why don't they build more VIP loungesthe Pott Geldadel will lap it up
>>152460715That's clear antisemitism and another holercoster
>>152460994nennt sich #echteliebe and fair ticket prices, chud
>>152461258
>>152461432angebot and nachfrage, nobody wants to watch the b00n apparently
>if Real Madrid sack Xabi Alonso, the bosses consider Jürgen Klopp as a potential successor!Der Kult Kloppo
>>152461453>angebot and nachfrage, nobody wants to watch the b00n apparentlyOH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>152461578bok bok bok
>>152460994Grimola.
the return of friday night /bundes/
>>152461731Yes yes, hello
https://x.com/i/status/1999219038921326894kino kvltberg die legende
Ossi bros ..
reese für die man shaft
bsc bsc bsc bsc bsc bsc bsc bsc bsc bsc
oh never mind
yes
>>152462035
MOST DANGEROUS
SWEDE(since Gyök and Isak are shit)
forgot about Lidberg damnhe's better
Volumes
browns got silenced
DÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ
all happening now
>>152462481Whats the difference between jelly and jam?I can't jelly my dick in ur mums asshole
Pupil einer für den nager?
bundes 2 is best bundes
>>152462539your little kampfstachel wouldn't even get past her ass cheeks
i have to go watch the darts enjoy /bundes/ and bundes seee you next time adios mi amigos
enjoy
>>152462640im watching the darts too
>>152462694Clemens tomorrow GWANNNN
Eintracht Bratwurst are quite likeable
i'd rather see Dynamo stay up
>>152462745they're gonna break the record for most red cards in a season
Wat happing to maidencastle??
Baka senpai PWNS quercuck
>3-3>2-3>3-5>2-3>2-3...>0-0truly worst bundes
>>152463167Cuckgart is a terrorist
please point out in the rules where it says that the home team has to make the game
Büllchensisters, why havent we scored yet
>>152463589the most impactful bvll Nusa is injured
topkek
Everyone but Negerzig has scored 2 goals in the top four leagues in Germany today. #Goalfest
they'll scoreHuhnion far too careless now
Werner T 90+5
>>152463918(P missed)
baumgardener needs to stop diving!
ahahahahaZIG NEGER
based SkarkGOD
bullbros..
CRAWLING IN MY TIN
>>152464023based Darmchad
>>152464031kek
>Leipshit
die rosaroten büllchen haben sich mal wieder vor aller welt in die maulfotze spritzen lassen und schön abgeschlucktjap so lieben sie es
>>152461575vgh that wovld be based as fvck ngl
>>152464201goddamn, you have a way with wordsI appreciate what you are doing
>Didi Hamann: When Jamal Musiala's beauty returns, he will first have to prove that he is capable of overtaking Lennart Karl. It's impressive that a 17-year-old player, with his technical abilities and great self-confidence, puts stars like Harry Kane and Michael Olise in the shade. I've never seen anything like this in my life, especially the impact he has on an elite European team. And if Karl continues to play even at roughly the same current level, the German national team will have no choice but to take him to the World Cup.
>>152464898Bayern would be insane to vergraul him
No cap querfeld is a beast, he good af
GuMo>Cuckbulls
they love him <3
Uhhhh bros I was just at festung hohensalzburg and sawed nick woltemade and thomas hitzlsperger holding hands
>152468855was this before or after he came out as gay
Skittle needs to join my beloved clubs ASAP
grim
>>152469826HSV europapokal platz after heute
>Woodenleg
>Dayot Upamecano hat nach übereinstimmenden Berichten von kicker und Bild dem FC Bayern München seine Forderungen mitgeteilt, die er für die Verlängerung seines im Sommer auslaufenden Vertrags hat. Und diese Forderungen haben es nach Bild-Informationen in sich: Der Franzose will eine Verdopplung seines Jahresgehalts auf 20 Millionen Euro - und dazu noch ein Handgeld in Höhe von 22 Millionen Euro. Apparently Madrid and PSG are willing to pay that
>>152470079>>152452397
who this amateur ref @ ksc??
>Der FC Bayern muss nach dem Spiel gegen den 1. FSV Mainz 05 wochenlang auf Stürmer Nicolas Jackson verzichten. Der 24-Jährige nimmt mit dem Senegal am Afrika-Cup teil, der vom 21. Dezember bis zum 18. Januar in Marokko ausgetragen
>>152470154>born in bremen
>>152470079Schlotterbeck it is then
cmon rostock cant be getting dominated by stuttgart number 2, time to get a move-on
3 elfer in magdeburg, 3 jokes
>>152470228Would be the better option but I don't think eboarl will do it
>tfw finna lose to the Puppenkiste
absolute fucking state of this spieltagwho even watches any of this?!
>>152470799>who even watches any of this?!Nobody. I'm waiting for >Schalke-Glubb tomorrow
>zetti
>>152470228I'd rather take current state bummels desu.His motivational interview messenge should have give everyone enough of a hint to realize the fame got to his head and from now on he'll be the prime locker room cancer which gets cultivated at dorkmund for decades now
Ugh, looks like Hoffenheim is back
kackbach riggi
Lemperchad is cooking us..
Wimmer is so based
Does Hannover beat Boycum? Whenever i bet on Boycum they lose.. How is Uwe Rosler doing?
never play in white shorts again
>>152471248>>152471248>>152471248
>>152471352>2 pimmer golazosCucklas is so bad lel
>>152471372Mckys tranny
WOOOOHOOOO
>>152471875
>Mongbach
lemperchad...
Damn, 3-0
>marvin peebringer
>>152472052Thats not what it says
>HIV
BEOUGH IS ENOUGH POLZIN DU HUAN
KWABSEL
3-1 is the most dangerous lead
This guy smacks your girl's ass at the club, what do you do?
>>152472172glass the cunt
>>152472172use its wrong pronouns
>>152472196he's a straight cis male though, married to a cis woman and everything
THE COMEBACK IS ON
>Crackfurt
PHILIPPE OYU HUAN
>>152472250lol
>>152472250>>152472381>
WOOOOOHOOOOOO
>>152472250>hiv
Hsv relegated lel
>>152472543I need a bigger phone to see fauli lul
>>152472620>LOOK AT ME IM POOR not the slam you thought it was huh
>>152472549Next matchup is against Frankfurt, Freiburg and Leverkusen..15 points for one half season isnt much
>>152470079When you include the 22M Handgeld it's 25.5M per year over 4 years which is the most realistic option before he will either leave or get his last new contract (including more Handgeld)That's more than Harry earns at 25M per year
>>152472620>12th blanks?
>>152472250>THE COMEBACK IS O- ACK
>>152472628>fauli fag making fun of the poor>>152472730my kicker app started glitching, dont worry about it chuddy
ynr >HSV europapokal platz after heute
>i use apps
>>152472929lel, instead down to 14th
>>152472929>>152472975samefag
>>152472992Stop projecting what you do onto others, biatsch
one lucky win against my based brechads got HIV mong all cocky againglad he’s being humbled again now
>>152473086Hofchad is going to pocket the fraud Ey Malla today
ugh so close
notfalleinsatz again award?
>TillmanKWABOTD
>>152474292typical amerishart..
>>152474325They paid 35 mil for him.
>>152473086He's off now.
What a goal, a fucking scorpion kick
another ey malla no show, what a pathetic bitch
ANDRICH
>>152474585mogged by based Hofchad
might sell Tillfraud instead of M00 mit aj atp this
>IHR SEID NURN KARNEVALSVEREIN
>>152474561happens every weekend in bundesbarely worth mentioning
>>152474561https://www.streamusk.com/BeholdingAimMouthpiecesTerrier is simply insane with first touch, always produces golazos.
>>152474928bremer mindbreak golazo
>noooooo let me carry the pyro in my asshole noooo
Happy 13.12. btw
for gods sake hannover 2.4 xG
dear Rüssel:Dorf anonInwould love to console youxoxo Anon
never in my life seen 2.78 xG with no goal scored, how the fuck does boycum have every good player injured and get away with a draw, and get a penalty miss, but when you bet on boycum to beat the bottom table shitter they will choke a 2 goal lead somehow. club is fucking cursed i am never touching one of their games ever again
>>152477221Freiburg under 2,5Bayern handicapBremen stuttgart under 2,5trvst ze plan
>>152476688he/she/it das S muss mit supports Köln now
BREAKING: Real Madrid have reached a verbal agreement with Dayot Upamecano.They have informed the player that they are willing to accept ALL of his perosnal terms demands. @Santi_J_FM
makes sense as they do need a Rüdiger replacement. if Bayern sign Schlotterbeck in turn it’s a win win
>BVB-Talente Campbell und Duranville fehlen aus Disziplinargründen in Freiburg>Dem „Kicker“ zufolge ist Duranville am Samstag zu spät zum Abschlusstraining erschienen. Zudem soll er sich laut dem Magazin auffällig lustlos in der Einheit verhalten haben, sodass Kovac die Konsequenzen zog. Gleiches gilt für Campbell, der ebenfalls negativ im Training aufgefallen sein soll.
>Der frühere Bundesliga-Coach Michael Skibbe ist neuer Trainer des japanischen Spitzenklubs Vissel Kobe
Is there something better in life than waking up on sunday and watching dopa?
>>152486856Not to wake up and watch dopa
>>152479320That would be perfect for Bayern. Upa will fuck up Real's CL chances and they'll have to pay 62m for two years before he gets booed out of the Bernabeu lmao
we play today
>Die Liste komplettiert Nico Schlotterbeck, der 26-jährige linksfußige Innenverteidiger von Borussia Dortmund. Schlotterbeck ist bekannt für seine technischen Fähigkeiten und sein Selbstvertrauen beim Spielaufbau aus der Abwehr heraus und passt perfekt in Slots ballbesitzorientiertes System mit hohem Pressing. Die anhaltenden Vertragsprobleme zwischen dem Spieler und Dortmund sind in Anfield nicht unbemerkt geblieben, und Insider vermuten, dass Liverpool zuschlagen könnte, sollten die Verhandlungen weiter scheitern.>>152487254In 20 minutes to be exact!
>>152487254Wo sind seine Ohren?
>Wie Sky Sport erfuhr, ist Mergim Berisha wieder ein Kandidat beim FC Augsburg. Der Hoffenheim-Stürmer spielt unter Trainer Christian Ilzer derzeit keine Rolle und darf Sinsheim sofort verlassen.
>the suck each others cocks for 90 minutes derby
>>152487498>derbyThis anon dumb af
>second worst offense vs best defenseyeah, I'm thinking 1:0 for Schalke
>>152487381>passt perfekt in Slots ballbesitzorientiertes System mit hohem Pressingas if Slot will be still there next season lol
>>152487509have you sucked a >schalke cock today?
Got free Tix 2 the real based saltcastle game, let's see how it is
That zoomer near the microphone needs to shut the fuck up
Schalke Hater sind dankbar dafür, dass ich kein Englisch kann.
did something happen yesterday?
>schalke in green, glubb not in weinrot
BECKER BECKER BECKER
>>152488021zum HSV im winter? would be based
>>152488035>HSV
>>152488071I think he doesnt want to play bestbundes forever and wir machen ihn zum Nagershaft player, chuddy
>>152488126You guys are getting crazy arrogant...
>goalless in December
Schalke swimming
>>152488182someone save becker..
>>152488143the schalke bubble is bursting anytime soon
>>152488228Rekord-Herbstmeister samma
cottbus-chuds...
Otto stange is the best offensive talent germany has.
Karius is so clutch, glad the bosses signed him
>>152488458>Karius is so clutchclfinalbros...
gg SchalkebrosCongrats for the Herbstmeisterschaft
>>152488272oh yes.
>>152488505thx! see ya in the rückrunde!
Schalkebrudis?Are we dreaming?
>>152488543this IS the year, bro.based Muslic is taking us up.
what does he do?
Where my BVBbros at? What are we thinking of the 5-2-1-2?
>>152487580Based knower
uhhh hsv schwestis?
>watching wundes to epic pwn usbok bok bok
>>152488798>watchingI clicked on the wrong dazn stream, transerich
>>152488810for sureKWAB
>>152488829the bundes game is on dazn2 for some reason
>>152488766nothing >we arent used to
>>152488842HSVchads are so unbesigt auf ewig for some time now that bunchuddies have to dig up dirt from wundes!
>Shartubolu
BENSEBENSEBENSEBENSEBENSE
>>152488878Osterhage own goal like there.
What a goal from Woltemade!lol
>WOLTEBITCH OWN GOALKEK WHAT A BITCH
Philipp Lahm couldn't get to him but gay rumors on social media have him rattled
>>152449319.
uhhh Saufbros.. does this count as a Woltebitch goal
thanks I need a break, because the Karl no show against Hollerchad will be even more special
>>152488182weil die beiden afrikaner NULL entlastung nach vorne bringen und jeden ball verspielen. absolut nutzlos. wir brauchen 2 neue spieler vorne, echte stürmer.
>Bellingkek
not even a yellow in the Championship
>>152472250KWAAAAAAAAB
holy shit
>hölchad
>>152489084blud thinks he plays for the other team KEK
>>152489837Stfu fag
>Stuttgart-BremenTemu ahh Nord-Süd-Gipfel
there's actually no way Woltebitch isn't a massive faggot
tags: [great goal], [whyohwhy]
Suzuki vernascht den Ryersson ohne Pause
>>152489902Very sexy
>muttanobitch
>KobelWie kann man so schlecht mit dem Ball am Fuß sein?
>>152489870Cuck steffen is geschichte after heute
Bulls? More like bulletproof plot armor
HEUTE WIRD GESOFFNE BIS DER KARL TRIFFT + he gets eingeschult by based Hollerchad
BVB WINS 1:1
>double azn defense
>that one team that is so much better it has to play with someone's little brother to even things out
slowly worked themselves from 6 to 8 to 10% Ballbesitz
Ballacks Sachsen-Accent on DAZN is so fucking ridiculous. After all these years in England, DECADES he still speaks like that. How is it even possible to take people from that Bundesland seriously? I really can't
his life has been a parade of hot and classy women from all overchicks dig the accent. no reason to change
>Gnabry can't get past his manfucking kek he really is only useful centrally now
Bazibros.. the Batzi pwns us..
Uh germsöycücks... Jt is winning the kicker league...
>>152490283ya seethe
>>152490336which one?
Still no goal?What's taking them so long?
https://x.com/CbobicusBVB/status/2000241934074515727
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YABBADABBADOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152490069
>>152490069No more alki for you!
>>152490374Finally. I'm out.My prediction is a 5:0Really exciting league
LENNYLENNYLENNYLENNYLENNYLENNYLENNY
>>152490069SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
Müller spotted
Mischa is Karl's advisor btwStrange that he gets to comment on the game when he's biased like thatSammer got heat because his brother represented some Augsburg defender
You just know that Karl will get a 100M bid from some Birmingham shithole club from England this winter
>>152490464Buyern is no Frankfurt or Leverkusen
Karl is a hardcore real fan, hes leaving the chicken as soon as he can
leaving the bundes with his frail manlet body would kill his careersee Wirtz
if this shitter is 150, karl is no less then 300+
We could win if only...
>famous manlet Messi never worked in SpainAHJA
>>152490069KWAB
>>152490552>Woltebitch
>every short player is le messihilarious cope
BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK HOLLERCHAD
>Neuerbrother just retire please
>>152490622>HOLLERCHADyou somehow managed to catch an L while Bayern concededcan you do ANYTHING right?
>>152490640BOK BOK BON
>>152490647>BOK BOK BONthis has to be on purpose
Tom Pissoff schooled hard on that foul fr
>b00n gets scored against>quick open ze VAR we have to überprüfen every little thing!what a pathetic bitch ass league
>>152490572
LUKUS PUDULSKI
>>152490640Hollerchad's dummy run which fooled 2 low iq bauern gave Potuslki a free header
Damn >we are so bad with setpiece defending
>>152490680>PotuslkiHow fat are your fingers lol
>>152490692Braucht man mit Negern gar nicht erst trainieren
>>152490552Replace Knirps with Ey Mala and its a good setup
>>152490748Joa aber waren ja >Goretzka und Kim die da Potulski ignorieren und einfach hochspringen.
>>152490748Goretzka and Kim were at fault there, nice try though.
what the fuck
>>152490664They showed the replay and he was nearly offside, if that happened to your team I am sure you would be glad if VAR checked that.
>>152490788so what's the rule for drawing the line? because that's not the shoulder>just like 8cm above the shirt ending please
>>152490709I DONT GIVE A FUCK HOW YOU SPELL YOUR STUPID POLACKEN NAME CHUDDY
>>152490788>Kim
NEU>>152490817>>152490817>>152490817
>>152490788fuck kim
Let's be honest, Bayern will stomp Mainz in the second half, it won't matters if they have scored a goal but still lose.
>>152490672Is this real?
