CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCHDAY 6>Tuesday, 9th December 202521:00 Atalanta 2-1 Chelsea21:00 Inter 0-1 Liverpool>Wednesday, 10th December 202521:00 Benfica 2-0 Napoli21:00 Juventus 2-0 Pafos FCEUROPA LEAGUE MATCHDAY 6>Thursday, 11th December 202521:00 Celta Vigo - Bologna21:00 Celtic - Roma21:00 FCSB - Feyenoord CONFERENCE LEAGUE MATCHDAY 5>Thursday, 11th December 202518:45 Fiorentina - Dynamo KyivReminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, eat 2,500 calories a day to avoid twinkfication, pay for your food and stay elvishmagicpilled
negru
Lore explanation for OP image?
Choccy milk time, girl massaging your tummy, /seriea/ autorefreshing on the 2nd screen and it's time to listen to the latest Romeo Agresti before sleep :)
>>152438581Honestly what a shit op
were riommers allowed to buy tickets for the Celtic match?
>always saying everyone one is maad maad>turns out his actually the one maad maadEvery accusation is a confession
>>152438639if you were based in Amsterdam I'd have said the prostitute derby
I can see why Richard rios didn't want to go to serieass. Way too easy for him
>>152438581Dassrite, we WILL be there!
>>152439069>twf the thuisbezorgd guy just rang your doorbell with the pizza
I can't believe David is fucking dying
>6+6 - Yildiz (6G+6A, class of 2005) is the only Serie A player with more than 5 goals and more than 5 assists across all competitions 25/26 (excluding the Club World Cup) and the 2nd youngest in the Big-5 to have reached this milestone behind Yamal (8G+9A, class of 2007). Brilliant.Reminder that Comolli doesn't want to renew him
imagine not selling him before his imminent crusader explosion
>>152439126Passing accuracy status?
nihao
>>152439173Dildizbros...
The next op will be thun vs luzern
It won't be because everyone knows that would be putting way too much effort into something that doesn't benefit yourself.
>Sources tell Kotaku it now costs over $1 million to buy a 3-minute trailer at The Game Awards
>Sources tell Kalulu it now costs over € 3,210,000 (+€ 800,000 in bonusses) to buy a year of his services.
>>152439341considering it's the Oscar equivalent of an industry worth hundreds of billions globally, doesn't sound unreasonable.
>All shitalian teams in yurop are currently qualified to make it into the knockout rounds Everything going according to plan Milan Kings. They will wear themselves down.
just heard the sound of lungs filling with water
>>152438965He was playing like shit until the last match against Sporting
>Gonde in Yurop
>bbilan in Europelmao
Wtf, my entire network just went down and all I'm getting are HTTP 404 Club Not Found errors?!?!
>>152440623>Udinese - Triestina.webm
Goodnorning, Juventus won.
Damm, sooogsx is into berserk
Good morning!>AC Milan are looking for a striker for the winter transfer window. Santiago Gimenez and his camp want to stay in Milan at least until the end of the season. Several clubs from the Bundesliga, Premier League, and Serie A are interested in Gimenez.Lucca is an interesting option. He is a striker appreciated by Allegri.>Mauro Icardi has been offered to Milan, but he is not a priority option.Pellegatti: The rumour regarding AC Milan’s interest in Alisson appears to be unfounded. It has been denied to me, and AC Milan state that it is false. The player’s salary is between 10 and 12M€.>Among the forwards Milan are monitoring is Fullkrug. In recent days, intermediaries have proposed Fullkrug to Milan as well, but at the moment the German is not one of the top names on the Rossoneri’s shortlist.”Milan will try in the coming weeks to reach an agreement for Maignan’s contract renewal. If no breakthrough is achieved, the club is already exploring several alternatives. Among them is Hugo from Corinthians, valued at around €12 million.>Scaroni: "What will the new stadium look like? "It will be a very vertical stadium, more so than the San Siro already is. It will be a technologically advanced facility, with an area reserved for corporate clients and major clubs, which are the ones that generate high revenue and thus allow lower prices for other sectors."It feels like today is not going to be a good day but we will try force positivity into and make it a good day!
why does he hate continental (or I should say, gondinendal) competitions so much?
>>152445178Don't overlook your caloric intake!
>>152445644hes a filthy deskeateri bet he has multiple snacks at his desk during the workday as well instead of just hydratting
The best for a reason. No one comes even close.Manuel Locatelli Cavaliere.
belated Good morning /seriea/>Inter could recall Asllani in January if Calhanoglu's injury turns serious
>>152445644Picrel will probably be my lunch (or maybe a salmon bagel) and in the evening I'll probably eat another salat>>152445683I NEVER eat at my desk or in the office. I only drink my normal (~ 3l every day) and my focus water (kick (peach/apple))
Gain-ACK
>>152446494does he not have a grandma that can take care of that hem?
>>152446524he should be concerned more about the heem
>>152446524NATO and Sanrio sponsored atlanticism killed her
>>152438639Came here for thatI believe op just like two former ucl.champions are playing and it is not a big deal.but he knows even though it has no relation to.serie a
Why does this general have such a high rate of eating disorders
>>152446723yo momma served as a training ground by opening the first all-you-can-eat restaurant between her legs
Explain atalanta and napoli in the league and in ucl in less than 50 words.
>>152446723I think only the greek anon has some problems otherwhise all seem healthy (maybe duccio is a little bit overweight but nothing grave)
>>152446799>>152446799>Gonde in Europeand injuries>what does Paladino doAtalanta, alongside Hellas and Genoa, was genuinely among the unluckiest teams in the top 5. That or players started missing goals on purpose.
>>152446799The corrupt refereeing standards used in the league serve to favour clubs with considerable political clout in Italy's Football Federation (FIGC), which means that teams higher up in the standings are grossly overrated
>>152446818You sound a little anorexic
>>152446850Eating healthy =/= anorexic
coop slop =/= healthy
Conad > Coop
>>152446997Never said this
https://x.com/APaglia7/status/1999031309101084909nice
>>152447096Never said I was a “a little bit overweight” either, but don’t worry; nobody is surprised you operate under a strict “rules for thee but not for me” doctrine
>>152447119>occasione del ChristmasWoke leftist are taking words like “natale” and cancelling them!
>>152447119>we want the What Color Is This Dress? audience
>>152447119Looks good>>152447145We can tell broer...
>a pack of rattled choccy digestives vs>a package of rattled falafel salad mit cocktail dressing und karmawho will win the fight? tune in tonight to ESPN8 The Ocho to find out!
>>152447119We want the vaporwave crowd
Calcio /mu/ idea: Vacoopwave
store pinsa makes brety gud pizza
>>152447217Winter months are more for speculaas and kruidnootjes tbqh
>new 2 eurobux tax on parcels up to 150 euros and doubling of the Tobin TaxWhat did Meloni mean by this
>>152447451>speculaasI can already hear the collective roar of Italian humorists preparing to unleash another stroke of genius with the term
Reminder that Viola has 2 wins in Conference League. I think they got a real shot at winning the whole thing. The main contenders are Samsun(g)spor and Lincoln Red Imps. If they just keep the turboshitters Fagioli and Caviglia away from the Starting XI it's doable. Just hoof it to Moshe Kean.
>>152446494Why did he turn into HasanAbi
DusanAbi
>>152447738however, one should not ignore Sigma Holodomor and Jachiellonia among the favourites to consider
Just back from a pre-Christmas holiday. Saw a bunch of AS Reddit fans at the airport, overheard them complaining about taxis prices which is totally valid. Anyway, hope they have a terrible night in this shithole. I can’t believe how depressed Glasgow makes me now, I really think I need to leave.This is related to /seriea/ as many of Mr Tim’s talents hail from Caledonia
>>152447810Sorry bud but you can't post here, 4chan is officially illegal in the beautiful and independent nation of Scotland
If I weren't lazy I would scrub out all the names here and replace them with Locatelli's
Which serie a team will xabi coach?
for me it's bitterballen
>>152447810Encountered many a brown girl on your holiday?
>Skriniar is playing for Fenerbahce how the mighty have fallen
>>152448010We almost signed a Fenerbahce reject (who was twerking for us after singing anti Jj song until the night before)
>>152448029And >we almost splashed 50 cherubillions on a centreback who's currently on a spiritual journey (???) in Israel
Speaking of spiritual journeys, you now remember Visit Detroit
I would visit Detroit but I don't want Mr.Trump to scrutinize my /seriea/ folder
Most goals + assists per 90 in the Top 7 Leagues C. Pulišić (Milan, 27) — 1.68 H. Kane (Bayern München, 32) — 1.48 A. Bonny (Internazionale, 22) — 1.31 Raphinha (Barcelona, 28) — 1.26 A. Ueda (Feyenoord, 27) — 1.23
His first good post?
>>152448150Tonight at 2:30 (AM Ghent time) Fumito Ueda will appear
If fifth you are, La Ueda
Conad vs. Coop quarterfinals fixture in the Supermarket Champions cup
>>152448150According to fotmob. Nico Paz is the best player in serie a. But actually it's pulingz
>>152445178>thus allow lower prices for other sectors.lol, lmao even
>>152447921Wish Lo Celso was not permacrocked because he’d make an excellent regista>>152448029I don’t even remember the who this was and maybe it’s better that way
>>152445221He got genuinely schooled by Mourinho, he doesn't prepare the matchups enough and that kills you in cups
Quantemplate on the potential abominations Allegri sama is cooking up in the Milan Lab.Center forward Pavlovic, Ricci central defender, Bartesaghi central mid? No one knows
>The return of Keita balde>Joseph Minala (yes, him) wants to return, as a coachplease god let the calcio be good to take my mind off of all this
>Ordine: If the no to Perth were to be confirmed, that “loss” (around 5M) according to some accountant residing at casa Milan would prevent venturing into the market to complete the indispensable operations so as to allow Milan to stay at the top
>yeah I was planning on buying that 5M villa but I didn't get the 50 euro you owed me so I can't but it anymore
https://x.com/Guidolino8/status/1999141811470713265?s=20Grim
Lel
lukaku moment
GEMITAIZ BROS!6 MORE BONGS TO PEAK
>Dinamo Zingreb
All this food talk got me wanting to stop for a gyros after fabbrica. Got beans with bacon at home but that was lunchWatching Red Star, Arnautovic is still garbage kek
>>152448926
AS ROMA (3-4-2-1): Svilar; Mancini, N’Dicka, Hermoso;Celik, El Aynaoui, Pisilli, Rensch; Soulé, El Shaarawy (C); FergusonGrim
bruhviola
>>152449498Guaranteed win for Roma. >We now have a negru manager who’s completely changed the system
HELP I WENT FOR A QUICK NAP DURING A THUNDERSTORM AND JUST WOKE UP NOW IN THE WRONG TIMELINE IN MY TIMELINE JUVE WON THE CHAMPIONS IN 2016/17 WITH NEYMAR ON THE TEAM WHO MOVED DIRECTLY FROM SANTOSWTF IS THIS TIMELINE AND HOW DO I GET BACK
Tutti sti nordici norvegesi e compagnia cantante in serie a hanno rotto i coglioni
>>152449632did jj also buy suarez from ajax?
>>152449632Did Angela white three-peat?
>>152449760maine...i kneel
>>152449760What happens in Maine?
Slowly slowly Goodly goodly Maine
>>152449632Did RvP come to Jj in your timeline?
Call me when Dybalingz is in
This is going to be a long night
scotterriomme
Dirk Kuyt's nephew is playing rn
Masterchefbros are >we ready
>>152450029Not much, it’s mostly moose living up there
wtf a goth fiketta
ho messo il piede sulla cacca che sfiga quella sera
>>152450266she has a really unfortunate lower half of the face, put the thumb on it and she's pretty
>>152450554She's literally me
Luciano Valente (Lazio lifelong) assist
>waaahhh my daddy is dead please let me winI hate this season already
what is with the nihao bandages
AC Horsens legend Casper Tengstedt
It's going DOWNI'm yelling TIMBER
>>152450662Luciano Valente (Lazio lifelong) assist btw
>>152450662related to the other one?
>>152450678Yeah, modern science enables us to produce clonenegrus
god almighty irn bru, that league has somehow gotten so much worse in the last years
not so beautiful
more like englol
>2 goals by fergusonscottish teams are complete shit huh
Ball don't lie moment >>152449522You weren't kidding kek
Is he related to Rebecca?
>>152450765Celtic isn't even winning the league anymore. They are basically the Juventus of SPL now so, yeah they are pretty bad.
HOLY FIKETTA
The score will be whatever Roma want it to be, absolutely dreadful first half and the atmosphere is as bad as I can remember at a European game even before the goals. The ultras group has been banned recently and you can really hear the difference. This is a pish Roma team as well, Fergufiglio and the corpse of El Shaaaaaaaarawy up front
wasn't one of the two Scotts a hun? Did I imagine it?
>>152450870Why have they been banned? I thought the green brigade only did good-think?
He who does not jump, he is a jew
>>152450899There was another Scot on here but I can’t remember if he was a hun or not>>152450904Just being a bit of a nuisance really, the official line is they attacked stewards and police who tried to eject a fan who was in the standing section without a valid ticket but there’s been a lot of tension between the fans and the board so people are seeing this ban as a fuck you from the club hierarchy. I can’t stand them because of their politics but they’re the heart and soul of the atmosphere and have been for quite a while.
Imagine how comfy /seriea/ would be if our Scottish friends wrote stuff like cannae instead of can't/cannot (I read all /seriea/ posts out loud in the accent of the poster's flag)
I sometimes start pronouncing Scotland with their accent or at least try to, one of those dumb shit in life that very much amuses me for no reason
Something with Diablu is happening>>152450980Yeah, that's the double-edged sword of these fan groups. This weekend with the Klassieker the most fervent of Ajax fans (F-side) won't be there either because of their fireworks display against Groningen.Just the reality of these groups that are always living on the boundary of what is acceptable and what isn't
>>152451067PLEASE LET ME FIGHT MEPHISTO PLEASE
I now remember Sassuolo legend Vlad Chiriches
burn a disci
Ok we have another nihao winning Masterchef
GOTH SEXO
>>152451213NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
if he happens to resuscitate diskburner and Ciruzz' before the end of the season I fully expect him to multiply the breads and the footballs in 2027
holy shit angelino is aliveand he looks like a fucking ghoul
Duccio why do you have another squad made up of listed injured players?
>>152451451Please understand, the drug war claims many victims
>poopenoord
Feyenerds getting owned by Stoya Bucharest. You love to see it.
Focussing on the league or something
LADS ITS FAILYENOORD (is that how you say it?)
>>152451557it's pronounced Staua 2bh
>op's match turned out to be the match of the weekGermano how did you know?
what happened? I don't think I even recognize most players
>>152451669Too many kanker marokkaans
Feyenoord is /seriea/core, how can you not know their players
>>152451603No it isn't.
>>152438581el KWABico
>>152451745it's close to staua
>2 romanians appearing out of nowhere
Where's Passion? Where's Blowjob? Where's the bald bearded cb that cost them the conference final? Where's Swiffer? Where's Milimbo Milambo? Where's Gertrude?
>>152451771sounds like your mom's bedroom innit
>>152451776Vgh... now that was a team...
>>152451771i came only to celebrate ~ 15 mins ago
At least Bloodborne 2 will get announced tonight haha
>>152451771today we had one of the best threads because they were missing
>>152451771>>152451875missing from the uel ucl thread
UNDEFEATEN
>>152438581KWABnoord
The only thing Bloodborne will get is a sloppy "remaster" where all the soul is sucked out of it
And we will be there for it
>Viola has more wins in the Conference Meme than in Serie A>they have won more games on December alone than in a third of the season so far
Another fiketta very good
I miss her too much lads, had to resort to this...
>>152452012kekI know that feel unfortunately
https://x.com/SkySportsDarts/status/1999197335776022975"Mistake" during the first walk-on of the World Darts Championship. As Arno Merk's entrance song, it wasn't *Sarà perché ti Amo* that was played, but the anti-Juve version of the same song: ‘Who doesn't jump is a filthy Juventino’.The whole Ally Pally was jumping, of course.
I just spoke to Gravina and he told me Bloodborne 2 is 100% happening tonight
>>152452874Did you us the chance and spoke the Gravinadaemon's True Name and now control the FIGC?
>>152452889Yes, I now go by the name of Mr.Tim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-BDeU3R5ic-12 m
Lou(catelli)
>>152452967>the captain of Tomorrow
Lady Grey tea? CheckStroopwafels? Bag of mini onesKruidnootjes? You know itWho /comfy/ here?
uuuuh, kino?
Dare I say, a leash game?
Is it just me or is the stream a bit fucked
wtf I get to play as Luka Modric?!
>>152453120Had 1 moment where it rewinded for a second but that's the only issue so far>>152453132Lole
I'm surprised ID Software still lets Marty speak after the Mick Gordon fiasco
I now remember Pragmata
NIHAO
This tank game looks very autistic, and that's a good thing
This cements Hollow Knight winning the GOTY
sexo
This feels like a Suda51-esque game
Just saw Alanah Pearce and Rahul Kohli in the background
LMAO WHAT
ALICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lune's game!
Wait why didn't they invite Victor Borba
>>152453419nvm just found this on Twitter lol
Obligatory bi-annual >americans in charge of dressing themselves
Is this a Fallout 3 reference
Wtf, Kalulu's dad is Jeffrey Wright
YO WHAT THE FUCK
>Battlefield Friends on the Game Awardswell I didn't expect that
>Toxic CommandoPlease be gud, please be gud, please be gud...
DIABLOGODS LETS FUCKING GO
>>152453647I don't think it's Diablo, there were non-humans in the crowd
>>152453665yeah sadly
>>152453685Just two more units of time, they wouldn't do that stuff with the hearses otherwise
Ben Starr GODS we got this
>>152453750deserved but >we also got robbed
>>152453750Wore all that eye-shadow for nothing...
cute
Maelle won, Versobros the suffering continues
Just laughed out lout because of the size difference kek
Ben Starr doing the VO for this?
Another extraction shooter nobody asked for!
Is that Stellan Skarsgard's voice
>>152453904>152453904Was thinking the sameOh, and Geoff just confirmed it
>>152453913Certified kino then, I'm definitely going to buy it
It must have been 10 years since I last heard dubstep kek
Nihao
Leonbros, we are beyond back
LeonGODS
>10 years for thisYeah uuuuuuuhhhh
>Eurospin Mass Effect
>>152454157>playing the Mass Effect motif as Tricia Helfer walked out
What’s with riomma and raping Scottish clubs
Evanescence mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YsNRnZRgg8
Controlsisters, we're also back
Fucking kino
This looks crazy gud
wtf
Just when I thought it couldn't get more ridiculous than the Mortal Kombat movies
I'm cringing really hard
Niggers get a room in your discordtroon server or go to vg
Now here's a GOOD game
Fun's over boys, the thirdie told us to stop
?????????????
A face greasier than Locatelli's hair
3:23 AM and just been reminded of Locatelli
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
Was Lara always this... brown?
lmao they're winning everything
Deservedly so
That's it, they ruined Diablo
>>152453647He's up
Surely, SURELY it's not just Mephisto but also the other prime evils as well r-right haha
>Play as the Paladin tonight when you pre-purchase the next expansion, Diablo IV: Lord of HatredMust resist...
Hey, that's Zoe Kravitz' dad!
BASED
Cute
>nobody will ever look at you like Alice is looking at him right nowAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
What is "Calcio"? Not merely a football league. It is a theater of human struggle, played out on patches of grass that have witnessed the collapse of empires and the birth of despair.Twenty teams gather each season in Italy, this ancient land of fallen civilizations, to enact a ritual as old as combat itself. They pursue a leather sphere across the field with an intensity that borders on madness. The ball does not care. It rolls indifferently, obeying only the laws of physics, while men project upon it their dreams, their rage, their desperate need for meaning.It started, when humans still believed progress was inevitable. How naive. Now it is dominated by clubs with names that carry the weight of history like stones around the neck. These institutions have become monuments to obsession. Supporters do not simply *watch* the matches. They are consumed by them. They are devoured.Three points for a victory. One for a draw. At season's end, the team with the most points is declared champion, though what have they truly won? A trophy. A moment of relief from the abyss. And then the next season begins, and the struggle continues, because it must continue, because what else is there?The bottom three teams are lost to memory, cast down into Serie B, into the darkness, into oblivion. This is the nature of things. There is always a pit beneath us.This is calcio... this... this is Serie A.
I don't think anybody got "impressed" by Lords of the Fallen
>Pet Shop Boys for Lords of the FallenABSOLUTECINEMA
Who invited Infantino?
The Ascent was great! This is going on the watchlis timmediately
>These niggas still playing Diablo in 2026>These niggas still play Blizzard games post the mergerMy fucking sides
>100 posts about video game conferencePLEASE JUST GET A FUCKING DISCORD CHANNEL
>>152455655Based Muhammad
Silksong is going to win the GOTY, no need to thank me
>Mila got bogged tooit's joever
More drugged up than Belgio at a nightrave, not to mention the bogging
>discount Gal Gadotlole
If it is Total Wark 40k I will scream
HOLY FUCK YESFUCKING YES
Just screamed
NO WAY
Just screamed again if it's Ace Combat...
>40k and Ace Combat back to backI'm literally cooming, nothing can top this tonight
What a weird trailer
Phantom Blade Zero tituli
Feels more and more they're going to award the GOTY to another game
Thought it was going to be HL for a second lole
What is it about Mega Man and Sonic that attracts all these autists
What the fuck is this
Maybe they should have kept this in secrecy too
Dead in 5 months, maybe less
I hate this flute guy so fucking much
We won LuneChads
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>new contentBASED
9 out of 11 awards, great tally desunow off to sleep for a couple of hours
I stayed up until 5am for no DS2 awards, wtf Ludens Chud, save some for OD next year I guess
Clair Obscur Thank You Update Trailer is up
>>152456728>that open back Lune dressVghhhhh
the stench of virginity in this thread broke my screen
Good morning!>Nerazzurri Society: Chivu and his staff still have no idea why they keep losing big games, and the coach has started to believe the club might be cursed. There are rumours in Romania that he is planning to visit a powerful gypsy magician that can help lift the curse.The defeat against Liverpool was not due to an error on our part, but to a decision that, in my judgment, was reckless (Giuseppe Marotta)>Milan, with Sassuolo a possible rotation in midfield: Jashari should take Modric's placeNot Only Zirkzee: Milan, Fullkrug's Name Emerges>Arizala will pass through Milan but not stay immediately; instead, he would then go on loan to Toulouse. This is a concrete idea that the parties are working on, so keep an eye on it. But as of today, the indication is that he will not remain with the Rossoneri right away he will go out on loan to gain experience in a European league.
Wait... you mean to tell me FCSB is actually not FC Basel
>https://youtu.be/0A4kW7KyZbMFound a new banger (serie a related because balotelli listens to this)Also what is /seriea/ listening to rn?
>>152458354EU dregs advocating for clemency
Yo what in the fuck, an Ultimate Edition for an expansion?
>>152458570Please understand, outsourcing modelling and animation of a mount isn’t free
>>152458449Oh okay but I meant it more musically
>>152458595the EU falling apart and kneeling to Musk and his cronies is music to my ears if you ask me
>>152451557I'll have to pay tribute to her after such a comeback
>>152451669The one above won a UCL title againt Barcelona btw
>>152458598
>>152458635And it was on that very day that many stubbly Eufemiano Fuentes decided to help their cause
nice job in urop from many teams.
>>152458716It wouldn't be the only think that mafia of a club did
Just read an extremely grim rumor
>>152458831No... not him again...
spee is making fun /seriea/ because vardy won player of the month bros.............
>>152458868Aw shieeet, is it too late to join in on the jeering?
>>152458868It is a joke. Maignan or puli deserved it more
Don't mind me just posting the goat Spekulatius brand
Lmao @ commies crying for the 2€ they will have to pay for their online orders
>>152458920Brand crest is shaped like a second rate Eccellenza team, 2/10 would not mukbang
italian beer 0,5l was cheaper than most finnish ones in store.birra corelli. is it any gud?
>>152459233Sounds like lidl Peroni
>Brewed by Font Salem (part of Damm), it's available in Finland (through Alko, Kespro), and aims to offer a simple, approachable lager for everyday enjoyment, pairing well with barbecue, Italian dishes, or cheeses. fug i done goofed
>>152459233Never heard about that one before, probably some ""italian"" discount brand?
>>152459256yeah its fake italian. i got swindled
>>152459334Should have bought Swiss beer. Its the best
>>152459250>a simple, approachable lager for everyday enjoymentBirra Continassa
>>152459504Is that Adolf Hitler Uunona?
>>152459504It that the new BLACKED.com film thumbnail
>>152458235kek
>>152459233>>152459250hey finnbro i have an argie player to sell you who disappears in important matches but has a badass haircutwait nvm he's already on your team
>Lecce-PisaWe hebben een serieus Serieus A
>>152460113>i have an argie player to sell you who disappears in important matches but has a badass haircut Thought you was talking about icardi
>>152460235Lmao wutIcardi scored a fuckton of goals in crucial games compared to the Frolicker of Frosinone
>You won’t understand unless you chew on ittfw kojimbo is a /seriea/head
Locatellien Testard
I refuse to believe gay people actually exist, it is simply too disgusting to kiss or touch another male, it has to simply be elaborate trolling
>he doesn't enjoy a bit of playful banter with the lads
>>152460804You just know he snitched on his classmates who were stomp stomp clapping
I'm just glad to know I wasn't the only one constantly fingered by sudacas when we played calcetto in school
>>152460863TRIESTERIESTE
>>152460863
>his cunt isn't invited to the core5
So what happens next
SERIE A ROUND 15>Friday, 12th December 202520:45 Lecce - Pisa>Saturday, 13th December 202515:00 Torino - Cremonese18:00 Parma - S.S. Lazio20:45 Atalanta - Cagliari>Sunday, 14th December 202512:30 AC Bbilan - US Sassuolo15:00 Fiorentina - Hellas Verona FC15:00 Udinese - Napoli18:00 FC Genoa - Inter20:45 Bologna - Juventus>Monday, 15th December 202520:45 AS Roma - Como
>>152460529Cocks are nice tho
High = OoverGuard = WatchIt's not even subtle lole
>>152461730Me = sleep
Italodisco fras what did blud mean by this
Me on the left
>>152461835>Kathleen Cleaver cosplayWhat did he really mean by this?
I-I just read the rumors
>waaaahhh Blackrock bad it's da joos fault I live in a swamp
>>152462121spotted the jew
There is literally nothing wrong with being a jew, some of this thread's best posters are jews
>>152462131I'm not one but I wish I was desu
>>152462150Just marry a nice jewish girl
>>152462169Yeah but I'd just be an honorary Jew, it's not the same. Also good meme template that, perfect for one of Maurizio's spreadsheets
>>152462169Comolli talking to Zingaro's agent
Italy excited for the winter olympics?
Play the piano
**Képhren Thuram wishes a great retirement to John Cena!** The wrestling legend will participate this Saturday in the last event of his career
>>152462568Wtf Rugani was Verso all along?!?
>Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic may not release until at least 2030Grim
>Exor categorically deny recent press rumors: "No negotiations are underway regarding the sale of a stake in Juventus"
one could literally pocket Pafundi
Why make Hernanes a commentator when he struggles with the language like Cassano?
>>152462908https://x.com/paoloardoino/status/1999566649326727314I mean I'd rather keep that Jew than have this crypto retard
>>152462908too late I’m already in lineup builder adding tonali and salah
>>152463539What about Aouar
pretty amusing Camarda fall
>>152463552the rest of the €1b budget was spent on bringing in pio esposito as striker so can’t afford him sadly
yo lads, i just put money on a lecce win, how blacked am i?
>boifat least never do it mid match
>>152462121You're a disgrace to your nonna.
>>152463867Does your imam know you're posting on this den of degeneracy?
>>152463867Let's put it this way, were da joos, blackrock and other investment companies to suddenly disappear, would your life improve? No I don't think so, I'm 100% sure you'd still be a miserable cretin
>still replying to him in the current year +1
Me? I'm listening to Vladivostok FM's tracks list (the original one)
Flash FM /lifelong/
She likes me but she doesnt love me
do you know the name of the dude piping her?
Matthijs
Maelle de Ligt
There is no La Liga thread so I am posting my caps of these Sociedad cuties here as their club just got beat by Girona
>>152464128Nobody
You should known, no greek girl is interested in no 33 kg mofo that's into eyes wide shut parties
>David not always invited to Juventus dinners: the behind-the-scenes story on the relationship with the group and what has changedGenerational bullying by MY players, I think they all browse /seriea/
>>152464353>pluralI see 1 maybe and I'm not even sure they're all legal and regulated
https://youtu.be/cVcGeqh6drQAbsolute banger (I have no idea what the lyrics are about)
>Today, Peppe Di Stefano has spoken a little bit about the ongoing activities at Milanello as Christmas approaches, as relayed by Radio Rossonera.>“The atmosphere at Milanello has changed so much that even small events demonstrate it. In the last few hours, there was the Secret Santa, the random exchange of gifts following the assignment that had taken place a few days earlier.>“It was not only among the players but also among members of the technical and medical staff, everyone who revolves around the first team. Rabiot gave the gift to Modric, whilst Modric gave to Maignan.>“What I can say is that Allegri received a nice big Pata Negra ham which he decided to leave available to the Milanello kitchen, so I think they’ll have an aperitif every now and then with some good Pata Negra.
>fraudesi>warhammernegrus delivering the death blow to total wargrim
>4GB ram phones are back>Due to memory limitations, lower end devices will return to 4GB ram for 2026>Ultra flagships will decrease from 16GB to 12GB with just a few exceptions, while midrange devices are expected to move back to 6GB/8GB models
Just yeeted a new battery in my iPhone 13 mini and life is gud
>>152465368Not a single bad song on that stationI hope whatever ethnic/negru stations they have in VI manages to get close to this level (gonna be hard to match it lole, modern Radio Espantoso won't hit the same I'm sure)
Bonnie Blue Bang Cottbus
Juventus does NOT play today
the chicken is a bird with a tiny brain,so we assume he doesn't feel any pain,we shrink their heads and we breed 'em fast,six wings, forty breasts, then they're gassed
>Thuram: "When I first came at Inter, Acerbi made me feel very uncomfortable. He would push me, shout at me, insult me in Italian with words that I couldn't understand. But that helped me grow as a player and a man. I wouldn't be on this level without him. I love that guy."
>>152468826Now he can respond to Acerbi's taunts by simply saying back "Barcola", how about that
Chef Pavard
https://x.com/i/status/1999597871960555620Typical d*tch behaviour
The Glühwein be hitting like psg in a final against a shitalian team
While the glühwein hits you Im hitting the gym
>>152466227Yeah it was my go-to station for peak slav core, my favorite track gotta be this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM_C4VXSh0sIt's a real shame they had to change the songs for licensing reasons
For me, it's Lecce - Ancona full match from 2003/2004 Serie A
>>152469691https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85oQbPTQFwU
>Kephren Thuram - Frattesi swap according to Morettolmao what the fuck
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>>152471116>Penaldo in 2025
>>152471116I expected way more Messi searches in cold chested latitudes
>Exor N.V. (“Exor” or the “Company”) announces that its Board of Directors has unanimously rejected an unsolicited proposal submitted by Tether Investments, S.A. de C.V. (“Tether”) to acquire all of the shares of Juventus Football Club S.p.A. (“Juventus” or the “Club”) owned by Exor. Exor reaffirms its previous consistent statements that it has no intention of selling any of its Juventus shares to third parties, including but not limited to Tether based in El Salvador. Juventus is a historic and successful club, of which Exor and the Agnelli family have been stable and proud shareholders for over a century, and they remain fully committed to the Club, supporting its new management team in executing a clear strategy to deliver strong results both on and off the field”.Based John for once
>Based in el Salvador
>>152470732gonna start shorting juve stock
I opened the Unmentionable Social Media and got INSTANTLY jumpscared by a video of John Elkann speaking lmao
Spalletti recap • Rugani is not 100% available, Bremer needs more time• it's not a matter of formations, but occupying space• I wanted to move to a 4-3-3/4-2-3-1, but its just a starting point• It's up to us on the pitch to honour the past and work to build a better future• Chico's evolution must lead him to be more incisive• I want to compliment Bologna, the team and the club, because they are showing great quality• We must make steps forward in continuity• There are two types of matches in the same game: one part at the team level, the other instead under the individual aspect• I respect Italiano a lot, I told several teams to sign him• No one will convince me that these footballers are not good, on the contrary: I am convinced that we will be able to overcome these limitations• I met Elkann yesterday: when you are part of a club of this level, your goal is always the maximum achievable• Going into 'ritiro' is never a place, but a mental condition....Whoever wears the Juventus shirt is, in quotes, always in 'ritiro'
>>152470732kys sborrlettifailure of a player for a failure of a coach lole
El Kannvador
>turdino oh no no no
Wait what?! how the fuck didn't they call they clear penal ?
>>152472113Serie A cannot afford to see a major club like Torino sink into the relegation zone
calcetto soon. >>152470732frattesi is certain goles. can kephe do anytging?
>>152472219That's why the deal is around 30m + Thuram according to Moretto
>>152472113Serie A cannot afford to see a major club like Torino full frontal into the relegation zone
>>152472245Cairetto please
>>152472243okay. frattesi cant pass much so he is very limited in chivus midfield
>>152472296I didn't ask
remember frattesi's sister? this is her new look now
>>152472331Ah, so that's where the kidnapped balls end up
>>152472331Still better looking than serbro's slags
>Hailee Steinfeld is pregnantit's ogre
>>152472113
*sips*
>>152472594Gazzetta has already issued its verdict: Cairo Communication FC cannot be penalized with a penalty kick against
>>152472594clear as day
>>152472594What in the fucking world lmfao
>>152472594>>152472629>>152472630>no mention of the missing penLMAO
Probabile formazione Parma — PARMA (4-3-2-1): Corvi; Delprato, Valenti, Britschgi, Valeri; Bernabé, Keita, Estevez; Ondrejka, Benedyczak; Pellegrino.All. Cuesta.Probabile formazione Lazio — LAZIO (4-3-3): Provedel; Marusic, Patric, Romagnoli, Pellegrini; Guendouzi, Cataldi, Basic; Cancellieri, Castellanos, Zaccagni. All. Sarri.
>>152472747it's the goddamn iracy I swear
>>152472594VAR referees dindu nuffin wrong, it's just that the rulebook hasn't been translated into braille yet
>>152472764My pirate stream is about four seconds ahead of Flashscore.
the cosmetics for the paladin are pretty gud
Fucking merdallieri
9 minutes of possesion leading to fuckall
A single point would be gold today
>>152473207THE FUCKALL IS OFFICIALLY GOING ON FOREVER
mannaggiacristo
crossing the ball is a lost art form
Why do I imagine ref-cams becoming a popular genre of AI-generated videos, in which player are saying various less friendly things?
All you favorite calcio players are cia
why are opposing keepers like this? why cant they just give up and let >us score
Goal: Cancelled.
bruh
HahahshshshzhshzhH
fra wtf are you doing
Fugg! ¡Roja directa!
>>152473260
Half-time.
>already one week of neighborhood little shits throwing firecrackers every evening>doggo going insaneshould I wage war and retaliate in kind or attempt to talk sense into little shits /seriea/?
>>152473881time to put those rotten kakis to good use
>>152473932>kakis>implying I don't have two sets of yugo fatigues for cement work around the house and pig butchering
>Whoever wears the Juventus shirt is, in quotes, always in 'ritiro'Same goes for those that regular watch Jj matches. At least it feels that way
>Gianluigi Buffon at Atreju: "Giorgia Meloni has been governing Italy for a long time and is representing Italy in the best possible way. This is a great achievement."Don't worry guys his 88 jersey was merely a coincidence
>>Gianluigi Buffon at Atreju
prostata :)
>Milik back to trainingwhat the
what the fuck is this shit
CALCIOOOOO
lel
Hshsahhahahahahha
holy fuck I cant anymore I'm so fucking done
Just heard the pedo living two streets way scream KANKER
welcome to serie b marchetti
tfw basic was carrying your team
eglwegpij erhpojwhr op hwjo hwSUCK ON IT YOU CUINTS
>>152474390>parma
They’ll be dancing on the streets of Glasgow tonight!
HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!!!NOOOOOOSLIIIIIIIIN!!!!
hehe justice
NOOOSLINNN
>>152474383Great Apu! I am actually drinking coffee right now.
>the bbilan swede is actually a nazio customeruh
eat the camera dickhead
Commentator: "Noslin did nothing wrong there."
>US will require EU citizens to give all biometric data including DNA in new ESTA requirements Scotterronebros...
>>152474592>>152474592>>152474592
:))))) hehehe
gio lost
The state of nazio
>>152473188>playing Diablo when poe and poe2 exist
