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>>152441050KWABOTY
Notre Dame are still cowards and bitches and have a less legitimate claim to the playoffs than Vanderbilt and BYU.
KWABOFTHEYEARMICHIGAN CANT STOP TAKING LsHAHAHAHAHAHAt. Buckeye
Man this is crazy. I'm gonna have to beat the shit out of an Ohio State fan to cope
>>152441113>even with all of this, STILL being completely obsessed with Notre Dame
>UPDATE: Sherrone Moore has been arrested in Saline, MI on charges pertaining to the University’s investigation.>I’m told he’s being charged with the following:>- 3 counts of of criminal sexual conduct (1st degree)>- 3 counts of sodomy>- 1 count of assault>- 1 count of illegal seduction >This is going to get ugly for both Moore and Michigan very quickly.https://x.com/RealRobReinhart/status/1998915629789884808
What exactly did he do wrong?
/biz/ idea: Group 1: >pac12 >Big 10 Group 2 >big 12 >ACC >SEC >top 2 teams in each conference are eligible for the natty >top team over all conferences gets a bye >number 2 plays number 3 at number 2s stadium >number 4 plays 5 at 4s stadium >winner between 2 and 3 plays the winner between 4 and 5 >number 1 plays the winner for the natty at home
>>152441050MY SHERRONNAAAAAAAA
>>152441050why are they like this
niggerbros...can we ever recover? prime? fuck man finna smoke some and calm down a bit, cant trust no one dig?
>>152441164>domer thought we’d just forget the crying irish’s temper tantrumI propose that ND and Moore are the first ever joint KWABOTYS
>>152441835absolutely nothing
very important for this thread
>>152442352nah man it's k, brother gon post bail any min now, he good for da money
LETS GO WAL MART*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*LETS GO WAL MART*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>>152442373so he knocked her up right around the natty run. fucking hysterical. Michigan sold so many souls for that trophy
Damn, now I wanna get a bitch pregnant. There's this cute blonde at my job who I work with, she's really annoying though and her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Don't worry, I've already told her this to her face after she accused me of being a creep. Surprisingly we're kinda friends.
>>152442374WE ARE WE ARE WALMART STOMP. STOMP STOMP CLAP WE ARE WE ARE WALMART
>>152441420on the one hand I get it...but cmon nigga don't poop where you eat.
>>152442391fuck man nigga cant get his nut?
Me when I am the Head Coach and I bang the Executive Assistant to the Head Coach
>>152442391what if they're into that? with the added context of sodomy charges, some of his old tweets come off as someone who really liked his poophole loopholes
do you think Michigan can beat Texas in the citrus bowl?
>>152442373lmao jeez man
you think dabo swinney would try to take the job? he seems sick of Clemson fans at this point
>>152442355>>152442355nah that would be your 2 dads when they got your adoption approved
To all my brothas in the thread: this shit right here why you don't fuck w white girls. If this whole thing went down with a black baddie on staff ain't no one gonna bat an eye or even care desu.
Reports that the snow bunny in question may be THICKER THAN THICK. I have yet to see any full body shots, just above neck, which leads me to believe this is true.
>>152442373White women suffer in the United States of America
>>152442403no but it'll be because the Texas defense is gonna get at least two scores off of Undermeme + probably a punt return TD Arch and Underchud gonna combine for a 40% completion rate and 6 INTs
>>152442412Michigan wouldn't want him
>>152442403nah
>>152442412I was wondering about him, all the big schools already hired their replacements so I think he's just gonna run it back at Clemson next year.
No side ho will beat that ho that Auburn was trying to say Harsin was fucking. That bitch was BAD, son.
>>152442403Unfortunately at this point probably not.
>>152442373Damn man I haven't even cleared 55k in a year in my LIFE and this chick can just walk into a job like that at a young age because she's eye candy/fuck meat for a team? Damn....
Here she is
>>152442373>football coach's cockholster pays higher salary than my job>taxpayer funded
>>152442425on the right
every time one of these happens, i want to get mad at the guy. but then i visit my brother's campus and i realize that i would be just as fallible if not more as a powerful man surrounded by top-shelf ass
>>152442441got a pic ?
>>152442455And on top of it all there ain't a doubt in my mind it was some 'do nothing' job too. We used to be an honorable country...
>>152442412I think I speak for every Wolverine fan when I say keep that washed-up victim complex yokel out of Ann Arbor
>>152442441>>152442459
>>152442453>Damn man I haven't even cleared 55k in a year in my LIFE Ohio State grad?
>>152442454Certainly she will be losing her job and reputation as well for sexual misconduct, right?
>>152442456She looks mid desu bros. Yeah I'd fuck around with her at a party if I were drunk or something but I wouldn't work for it. And I definitely wouldn't mortgage my career over it.
>>152442459
>>152441749>sodomyPoop comes out of there for fuck sakes. Disgusting behaviour.
>>152442458go to literally any other college campus to get your dick wet don't do at in your home base and sure as SHIT don't do it with a subordinate. that's the easiest way to get fired, as Moore now is sharply aware
just think, without a cheating coach and one that knocks up staffers, Washington wins the 2024 natty and DeBoer probably stays for 1-2 more years
>>152442477nah, UCF with a worthless degree>got scammed by collegeyeah. At least the football team was good when I went there.
>>152442478the university should give her a raise and promote her for honeypotting their dogshit coach and giving them an excuse to fire him
>>152442373stupid race mixing bitches lmao
>>152442424bulbasaur detected
>>152442474itjustmeansmore
>>152442456looks just like a slut that would literally eat my dick whenever
>>152442474Fuck, I would fucking risk my life to smell those pants
>black coaches
>>152442454>gummy smile3/10 prime coalbait
>have mediocre black head coach you want to get rid of but not pay his buyout>hire a chubby white girl to "work" for him>?????>profit
>>152442483agreed she looks super generic
And another reminder why Texas should be in the playoffs because Steve Sarkisian would never do something like this
>>152442484>>152442474Now THIS a bitch I'd crash and burn my career over
>>152442453Get this, she can now sue the school for millions saying she was groomed, and the University should have protected her.
>>152442474moar plz
>>152442525Practically failproof
Would’ve been epic if he killed her
>>152442486pee comes out of vaginas
am i schizophrenic for believing they set him up
>>152442533DAS RITE
>>152442554Not neccesarily
>>152442539https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/the-best-of-clesi-crotchet/104358376/
If Moore didn’t have what it takes to kill herWhat makes you think he had what it takes to win the natty?
>>152442554depends did White people do it or jews
>>152442533That isn't a valid reason for them to be in. Also isn't that dude married to stripper?
>>152442539
>>152442403No*listens to Saline, Michigan PD radio*Still no
>>152442556what a pimp
>>152442554Candace Owens just said on stream that Mossad was responsible
>>152442533>>152442556coalburner
>>152442556Sark's wife is a baddie, ngl
first dey be keepin a brutha out the offs' now this shit? fuck man what nexttt prime?
>>152442577Now this a bitch that screams TROUBLE a mile away.
>>152442525his buyout was only like $5 mil. the real hurdle was the fact that he was their first black head coach and they couldn't fire him after only 2 mediocre seasons without all of the raging libtards in ann arbor burning the campus down
This is about to be the funniest bowl game of all time
>>152442593>black wifeYou think the black players like him more or less over this?
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>>152442576>Also isn't that dude married to stripper?i think that was the special teams coach lol
Why are we back on the>We should totally turn the G6 into the "totally not FCS bro" via segregation! They can have their own tournament, because I, a fan of a P4 bubble team wants that!
>>152442605If Michigan wins despite all this it'll be hilarious.
>>152442605More like Cheese Nips Fruit Bowl
>>152442605almost feel bad for Cheez-It
>>152442610>kike >white
>>152442605THE CHAMPION OF CHEEZ-IT
>>152442605did the line move?
>>152442616>Cheese Nips were discontinued in the U.S. in 2020 after 65 yearsI am still devastated
>>152442635I'm not, they sucked
>>152442608fuck man aint not one brutha in all this shit? shit when we start movin backward? damn shame
>lose CCG vs team ranked above youDrop 1>lose CCG vs team ranked slightly below you Drop 1>lose CCG vs team ranked well below you Drop 2Every conference runner up over the past two seasons except 2025 Alabama follows these rules
>>152442631super forced and cringe. I want my QB locked in pre-game, not focusing on some minimum wage cameraman.
>>152441050>Lizzie, I assume you’ve heard about the firing of Sherrone Moore>Yeah, he got a female staffer on the team pregnant, everyone’s heard about it>That’s what you think happened. It’s what everyone thinks happened.>Are you saying he’s innocent?>I’m saying that Mr. Moore’s only crime is that he wasn’t very good at his job. He’s just the latest victim of an extraordinarily talented fixer, one colleges and universities often turn to when they want to fire an underperforming coach but can’t or won’t pay his contractual buyout. The man is ruthless, and a master of illusion and media manipulation. No crime is too severe, no lie is too great, as long as he can save his client some cash in the end. >So what is this mysterious fixer’s name?>I only have an alias. They call him The Booster.
>tfw someone needs a new coach
>>152442456She was a big girl but lost a lot of weight this year
>>152442538oh fuck lol make this happen
Anyone hiring?
You're welcome /cfb/
How is this Lane Kiffins fault?
I just realized the Big XII has ZERO (0) CFP wins.
>>152442689Joey freshwater was smart enough to go off campus
>>152442687step aside youngin
>>152442689Kiffin just banged coeds and coaches wives, not his employees.
I want Boston College kicked out of the ACC worse than Moore wants to kill himself
>>152442695Pretty sure TCU beat Michigan a few years ago, and won the privilege of getting publicly executed by Georgia.
ND bros thank God people are focusing on Michigan now
>>152442714does that tactic ever work with women? i just saw it with mizkif and then on south park asmongold reacted
>>152442608Sark is able to call the players “my nigga” and do special handshakes because of the street cred he gets from his black wife.
Why can't Moore just have two wives? He's rich enough to support them, how is that a justified for cause durable offense?
>1st day as Head Coach>Walk into office>See thiswut do
>>152442744>*unzips dick*
>>152442695TCU won. They are 1-7 all time.
Im just not sure I really buy this rhetoric anymore. >have sex with me or ill fire youLike at that point just say bo and tell someone higher up you were solicited. Like why do you have to get raped first for it to be a controversy?
>>152442743this is anti semetic chud
>>152442614Division 1 counting FCS should be 5 different divisions
>>152442577>>152442744they have women like this in IDAHO???
Anyone else see the rumors that he held a knife to her neck? What a fucking moron
>>152442668Jimmy chads cannot stop winning
>...so yeah lil homie das how you go from runnin da big house to rottin in da big house. always keep yo dick in yo pants and yo temper in check. neva mack white bitches on yo staff and neva eva grabs a knife and sheeit when you mad and drunk
>>152442744>21was this at a nursing home
>>152442593>Sark's wife is a baddieShe's a moulie, you filthy animal fucker.
>>152442776I need to watch this episode of scared straight
How deep does the Michigan shit rabbit hole go?https://www.justice.gov/usao-edmi/pr/former-university-michigan-football-quarterbacks-coach-and-co-offensive-coordinator
>>152442722I thought ND wanted all the attention because they're "victims"?
>shiiiied why you fire black coach he dindu nuffin
>>152442453>not even cracking 55kapply yourself anon
Make the call
>>152442593disgustingI didn't know thislost all respect for himcouldn't be more bearish on Texas
>ethnicity: unknownniggawut
Sherrone Moore paid 12 mil for a piece of ass and then got himself arrested in the ensuing freak out. Pottery. It reminds me of the crashout from the movie “Election”.
>>152442811>Banfield>has been banned from the fieldWho writes this trash
>>152442695Oklahoma really dug a deep hole going 0-4
>>152442811>race: black
>>152442811>Banfield
>>152442811Don’t wanna report the crime statistics
>>152442788> According to the indictment, between approximately 2015 and January 2023, Weiss gained unauthorized access to student athlete databases of more than 100 colleges and universities that were maintained by a third-party vendor. After gaining access to these databases, Weiss downloaded the personally identifiable information and medical data of more than 150,000 athletes. Using the information that he obtained from the student athlete databases and his own internet research, Weiss was able to obtain access to the social media, email, and/or cloud storage accounts of more than 2,000 target athletes. Weiss also illegally obtained access to the social media, email, and/or cloud storage accounts of more than 1,300 additional students and/or alumni from universities across the country.>Once Weiss obtained access to these accounts, he downloaded personal, intimate digital photographs and videos that were never intended to be shared beyond intimate partners.goonmaxxing in Michigan
>>152442834primarily English and Irish, originating as a topographic surname for someone living near a "bean field"
>>152442803I am now, I'm a specialized electricians apprentice, started in July. All told, I should clear $55k this year, if not this year definitely next year. Still, my ass is 33 and this bitch making more than me at like what, 20 or something?
>>152442811Cool it with the antisemitism
>8 blaccboi head coaches at P4 schools to begin the year>3 get fired>1 probably will>2 underachieving basement dweller shitters that should be>2 choke artists
>>152442811someone send plan b
unironically why not just ditch the wife and fuck around with random women it's not the 1950s coaches can be semi public manwhores, why keep the facade with the wife and family>muh divorce is bad>muh familythe affair implies he doesn't care about thoses things so why pretend to? is it socioeconomic factors???
>>152442811Once a brotha dip his dick in a white bitch it is indeed questionable if he is truly a brotha
>>152442811>>152442826>police station>on Hogfield RoadKINOINO
>>152442862lmao
>>152442862kek
>>152442862Kek
>>152442855no american man is a chad and all get steamrolled by women comically, this is the end result
This is almost as bad as the CSU Bakersfield pimpin scandal lol
>>152442811He is probably a white asian male
>>152442811>>152442834just looking after some pussy fr frhe got that dog in him ong
>>152442695>>152442830it was riggedRIGGED!
>>152442806He’s giving the Elon Musk salute.
>>152442552I think you failed anatomy and physiology
>>152441749>>- 3 counts of sodomyI thought michigan was progressive, how is this still a crime in 2025?
>>152441749What’s next, corrupting the youth? What’s with these ancient-ass laws?
>>152441749> 1 count of shucking and jiving
>>152442811does it really take 2-3 hours to book someone?is that why cops refuse to arrest any fucking criminal nowadays?
>>152442898have sex dipshit
>>152441749>sodomy>pregnantdamn he got her buttpregnant
kek didn't even think of that. i might actually become a full-fledged fan if they get rid of the embarrassing cuck song
>>152442919this is the weird concession, but I'll begrudgingly accept it, I guess
what a legendary crashout to earn KWAB of the decade
>>152442940>men don't pee out of their penises, the pee out of their urethras technichally!this is youshit the fuck up
So the big question is, can Jon Gruden beat Ohio State?
>>152442960>incarcerated coaches
>>152442960Chat, is this real?
>>152442935they should play this insteadhttps://youtu.be/bbr60I0u2Ng?si=0Sg-bhOqJRAYMLLC
>>152442935BUT HE’S GRABBING A KNIFE NOWHE BREAKS IN HER HOUSE NOW
>>152442960>black coaches
>>152442972Honestly not sure, saw it on X from two different people. With AI nowadays it could be fake.
>>152442946>>152442940
>>152442935it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this
>>152442960Coach Inmate
>>152442855its like politicians, its good for recruiting to appear to be a family man
>>152442960take it to /r/
>>152442960>ook ook ACK!
Absolutely legendary crashoutNot only did he get fired he went absolutely insane in the aftermath
>>152442960this picture stinks
>You're all clear. Operation: ATOMIC SNOWBUNNY is a go. Over.
>>152442986you're wrong and you lost and you sound like you're unfamiliar with female anatomy. Feel free to explain yourself but I won't hold my breath.
>>152442988lmao
>>152443006>>152442986
>>152442960
>if I can’t have a job I might as well be in jail why are some people who really enjoy basketball shoes like this?
>>152442988Coward
>>152443005based
>>152442960Hellooooooo GameDay
>>152443010>still refusing to explain what the fuck you're talking aboutI accept your concession
>>152443023ironic :^)
>>152443023Take your meds schizo he didn’t offer you a concession
>>152443027please refer all future replies to this post:>>152443023
>>152442552Infinitely better than poop.
>>152442960JUST
This dumb fuck just fucking usurped PEDO ST for KWABOTY in a single day. unbelievable
>>152443031sorry, meant to link >>152443027
>>152442713truly a rolemodel for us all
What comes around goes around.
>>152442645you're trying to suggest that closing your season with>loss at home>win by 1 TD against a team with a losing record>get completely blown out with negative rushing yardsshould result in you moving multiple spots higher in the rankings?
Here's How Ryan Day's P.I. Brother Installed an Adulterous Plant in the Michigan Athletics Department
>>152443035didn't shit come out just recently that franklin was allowing pedo state shit to continue?
>>152443030>concessionsBruh I just want a hot dog and a Pepsi.
White head coaches have won 135 straight college football championships. I AM NOT KIDDING. btw Sherrone Moore seems to be on the move and things are escalating. Cops probably should have placed a mental health hold on him. https://x.com/cervicalprancer/status/1998955578895544779?s=46
>>152443039>>152443031
Remember anon, the opposite of concession is procession
>>152442988lol you son of a bitch
>>152443054No I did not.
>Notre Dame AD has a crashout>Michigan coach gets buckbroken>Notre Dame AD looks at own coach>silencewhat did catholicism mean by this
>>152443059procreation, coach?
>>152443035OH FUCK NO, NO ONE WILL EVER USURP PEDO STATE
how does random blond girl qualify for Snow Bunny status?Like... slightly short, slightly thick, wears pants?What are the requirments
I won.
>>152442988Heh
>>152443051Sandusky was in jail by the time Franklin took over. How would that even be possible?
>>152443073white broads in general are snow bunnies
>>152443074>3 counts of sodomyyou lost, bigly
>>152441749>>- 3 counts of sodomy
Ann Arbor is too close to Detroit for my liking.
>>152442988And there it is
>>152443087I wasn't talking about the sharterines and their white trash fanbase
>>152442988fucking kekd and checked
>>152443072It's Moore by a mile, this is in the running for KWABOTC
>>152443070was this a bot attempting to make a memepost based on content that's been in these threads
>>152443081https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/isaiah-humphries-penn-state-hazing-retaliation-accusations-james-franklin/
>>152442960Buck Status: Permanently Broken
>>152443093unironically which is better to live in Ann Arbor or Austin
>>152442988
>>152443115A2I’ve lived in both.
might become an NIL agentonly middle and upper class kid clients though
>>152443104idk Michael Vick is still a solid choice
>>152443115ann arbort. austin
>black head coaches
Can somebody do a good 'black voice' and say you're Sherrone's father?
yeah I really want to move to ann arbor and hang out with blue haired lesbians
>>152443073>requirementsmiscegenationsnowbunnycoalburnermudsharkchickenhead snicker lickertar tonguercoonpoon midnight marysambo saddlerpurple penis pounder
>>152443065bit of a non sequitur
>>152442988Lmao
>>152443073>what's a snow bunny?If you have to ask, you'll never 'get it'.
>>152443161I tried to rehearse a call but I couldn't get throught "AY MAN" without cracking up
>>152442988post on your trip, coward.
>be me, Sherrone Moore>got this fine ass white assistant from the boosters' circle, blonde ponytail, yoga pants ass, eye-fucking me during practice>we start fuckin raw cuz she on the pill or whatever, locker room escapades after wins, rimjobs after losses>one day she texts "baby we need to talk ">meet up, she crying' "I'm pregnant, it's ours!">panic.exe>tfw your legacy bout to be a mixed kid scandal in ann arbor>visions of headlines: "Moore's Mulatto Mess", boosters pullin' funds, fans chantin' "baby daddy">tell her straight "yo we can't keep this, abort that shit, I'll handle the clinic">she goes full karen "nooo it's our miracle, I wanna be a family!">miracle? bitch this a nut gone wrong, not a blessin>rage building>pull up to her crib at midnight, kick in the door, grab a kitchen knife, pin her to the couch>"you abort or i carve that nigga out myself, you hear me thot?" >waving the blade at her belly>she screams "please no sherrone, I'll do it, just don't hurt me!">drive her ass to the clinic next mornin', knife in my pocket for motivation, watch 'em suck it out while she sobs>back home, starin' at the blade, feelin' like a demon >fml why these snowbunnies can't just swallow>but aye lol, s-season saved, no scandals h-ha-ha..
>>152443161I can do this bro. I used to prank call all my coworkers and pretend to be a black guy saying “ayo why your number in my girl phone???”
>>152443161>>152443176Just say you're looking for some bucks to break.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U51A_4bVg5A
>>152443109This isn't even close to the same thing. That happens at every college.
>>152443193upload to vocaroo?
>>152441749>3 counts of sexual conduct>3 counts of sodomy>PregnantDoes the legal definition of sodomy not align with the actual definition of sodomy?
is this better than Lexplorer getting popped and extradited to Ohio?
>>152443192Kino
>>152443104Moore is way worse than pedo state 2025. But Moore is nothing compared to the Joepa Sandusky scandal
>2 township police departments>for a city of 123,000
>>152443238Sex with Africans is always sodomy, retard
>>152443261Lex was re-arrested after January 6th so not that bad yet
>>152442474Tigsbros, I fucking kneel
>>152442556> alcoholic> black wifeChecks out
>>152441050>lose to indiana>ohio state still wins this weekkwab
>>152442635As am I, brother
>>152442988Carlos...
SAY IT WITH ME>BLACK>HEAD>COACH
>>.
>>152442988and there it is
>>152443238Probably, though the normal definition isn't really the actual definition. Until more recently the term was more broad and basically amounted to any penetrative sexual act that wasn't procreative. So a blowjob or beastiality could be sodomy for example. Recently the definition for most has narrowed to basically just another term for anal. The law in question is likely very old and probably uses the more broad historical definition.
give me some prompt ideas
>>152442988GOTTEM
>>152443298damn i really need to go back to school
>>152443366Make one of him being arrested at the church and Ryan Day laughing in the background
>>152443354a blowjob is sodomy? uh oh.. thats not good, usually when i didnt wanna risk knocking up a typical tinder sloptart or getting some disease id just have her suck my dick and cum in her mouth, i have sinned..
who tf is John u bacon
>>152443270Good point, somehow forgot about that one. Moore is in the running for second place for KWABOTC then, but is a candidate for KWABOTD
>>152443384made this one earliergrok prompts stink when you try to be specific like "Ryan Day in the background"
>>152442960COMMITTED
>>152442826
>>152442988Crown 'em
>>152443400I mean sexual behavior outside of marriage is also a sin, so it shouldn't be a surprise that situation would be sinful.
>>152443354Them throwing the book at him like this is pretty insane. Like third world banana republic shit. Really makes you think it is a conspiracy. I have not heard of anyone being charged for sodomy like ever. There are faggots everywhere who get away with it every day
>>152443402State-sanctioned Media
>>152442402>wife into cuckqueaning>D1 head coach salary>dei shielded>blow it all up for >>152442454>>152442456this is why you need a contingency plan.
>>152442695Since when did pepe not have irises or eye color? Did we pass through another Mandella event?
>>152443366Maybe one of him threateningly gesturing at her with a coat hanger
>3 counts of sodomy>0 charges for adulteryjoke of a state tbhwyfam
>nigger head coachI 1000% shiggydiggy
>KWABOTYSherrone Moore takes the crown, ND is the runner-up>KWABOTDSomeone let me know if I’m missing something obvious but I still think it’s Sherrone Moore. Dude completely blew up not only his career but his life over some 6/10 white bitch>KWABOTC, KWABOTMJerry Sandusky
Can someone get Luke Fickell a side piece too? You'll singlehandedly save our program.
>>152442988boom
>>152443497>plays spades obnoxiously until morning chow every night until his release
>>152443519
>>152441050
>>152442988Say that on your main account
>>152443497make one with him hanging out with diddy
I lost to a fucking 1-4 team
UPDATE: Victim of the Sherrone Moore assault has been identified as Kevin R. Nash.
>mfw i breaking and entering with assaulthttps://youtu.be/4fWESSV_7cc?si=-TQSXV8FhQPF6BdF
>>152441050>your team>make your 2026 picksUSC>Fresno State: W>@Indiana: L>@Pedo State: W>@Rutgers: W>@UCLA: W>@Wisconsin: L>Maryland: W>anOSU: L>Oregon: W>Washington: W9-3 again wouldn’t be terrible for how fucking brutal this is. Still don’t trust this team to not have at least one inexplicable clunker against a team like Pissconsin
I still don't get it, why does he have criminal charges pending against him?
what white pussy does to a mf
Fellow Michigan fans, who do we want as our new head coach?Heavy rumors they’re trying to poach Alabamas coach
They didn't listen...
Texas bros we are going to destroy Michigan now that they don’t have their head coach to save them
>>152443636threatened to commit suicide. and waved a knife at someone
>>152443192please summarize all current events like this for me from now on. You have a gift.Highlight:>bitch this a nut gone wrong,
>>152443673>whats the spread ?
>>152442538gonna need to buy a seat license license in order to buy the seat license in order to buy a ticket
>>1524437135 to life
>>152442988Racism still isn't ok if it's funny
https://x.com/Coach_SMoore/status/1751039041888518357https://x.com/Coach_SMoore/status/1728555124832846178nigga demonstrated repeatedly that he don't even know the difference between "apart" and "a part"
>>152443670but hillary is a bull dyk..... oh
>>152443739Not knowing basic English makes him relatable for his student-athletes
>>152443673biff poggi is a better coach than sherrone thoughbeit
>AYO*smacks lips*>CUH! where the FUCK is my whistle?!*drive home and see post-wall wife standing in window*>I LOCKED YOU OUT! GO KILL YOURSELF, "COACH"*try to pull out of driveway but get stuck*>SHIEEEEET YOU CRACKA BITCH MAYBE I WILL!*activate Escalade's 4WD and head to popeye's*>MUHFUGGIN WHITE BITCHES SMDH*get idea and go to kill roastie sidehoe before slicing my own throat*>YO BITCH LET ME THE FUG IN!*kick down door after no response*>WHERE YOU AT BITCH?!>cops are outside>hide in bathtub>almost drown in 2 inches of water>YOOO HOW COULD THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE GANG??>realize the crack rock in my pocket got wet>mfw
>>152443670Say what you will about Saban, he's not stupid when it comes to this shit.
ENTER
>>152443761Based rean bro
Can I get a QRD of what happenedDid bro got a grad assistant pregnant?Did she not consent?Who was in the wrong and why
>>152443670Based trvke
>>152443803>>152443771this is the story being run by ESPN right now
>>152443074won what?
>>152443787I'm in awe at the size of this lad
>>152443803https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/47271571/ex-michigan-coach-moore-custody-county-jail-firing
>>152443757thats kind of the joke. Michigan took the "punishment" of having moore suspended for a couple weeks already. Everyone could tell it was not much of a punishment
>>152442403Yes, Michigan's interim HC is a chad.
>>152443811I don’t speak ebonics I’m a canal taco
>he was smoking PCPhe was smoking PCP>he was smoking PCP he was smoking PCP>he was smoking PCP
>>152443734It's racist that you found it funny.
>>152443841shiet my man wasn't in control of heself michigan done fucked around on that racist shit firing his ass "for cause" the fuck they mean he was fuckin trippin #freesheraton
>>152442403These games are hard to predict because not everyone gives a shit about them. Texas will play a lot of freshman and if michigan has its shit together they could win. But the freshmen in question are part of Texas number 1 recruiting class last year. So its not like they are going to completely suck in all likelihood.
>>152443869Ayo dis nigga brought a katana to the crime scene
Nigga paid 12 million dollars, epic job, his family and his freedom for a piece of ass.
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>152443841As is tradition
>>152443896and u a virgin
I hope his wife divorces him and takes all his money and the kids.Then again the old saying rings true, burn the coal and pay the toll.
>>152443899Feels good to be an Auburn fan watching another team fucking up for once
man he aint did shit they arresting him for sodomy? The fuck you talmbout. Nobody been arrested for that since the damn civil war. THIS SHIT IS RACSIT FOR REAL
>>152442453Ann Arbor has surprisingly high cost of living for a midwestern city of about 100k.
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Criminalizing sodomy is illegal btw
So he raped her ass?
>>152441050michigan leaked that stuff so they could fire him with cause they're a scummy programi'm sad that we won't get another sherrone moore season
Its REALLY REALLY weird and suspicious that they would officially charge him with sodomy like that. Almost like someone told the DA to hit him with as much shit as possible and make it as embarrassing as possible. Hmm
>>152443957>crtl+F>no chicken washers, no seasoning policeTry harder
>>152441050>be the head coach of a prestigious football organization>chimp outAll I'm saying is this... you don't ever see the Jim Harbaughs of the world chimp out
>>152444006All interracial sex is sodomy.
>>152442456got any vids of her pissing and/or shitting?
why do you retards actually believe the sodomy thing? do you believe everything you read on the internet?
>>152443961>Between consenting adultsLoopholes
>>152444006I'm pretty sure all the sodomy stuff is from a now deleted tweet. There haven't been any formal charges made yet.STOP TALKING ABOUT LITERAL BUTTSECKS YOU FAGGOTS
>>152444006uh i think the charges all stem from what he did today
>>152444019bro its a nigger its sodomy by default
i don't understand why everybody's laughing. sure it's funny now. it's funny as fuck even. but you're all short sighted. he was a black head coach at a blue blood and he did the black thing. in a year hell release an "inspirational" book. in two years they'll do a game day segment on how he had a bad upbringing, was stressed out by the pressure of being a black head coach, and has now "made peace" with his demons. a 30 for 30 will follow expecting the viewer to sympathize with him and his oppressive demons as a reasonable explanation for everything.by 2029 hell be back on the sidelines coaching tight ends in division 2. you'll be expected to root for him of course. then he'll get another p4 assistant job. well relive it anytime theyre on tv.what took petrino 12 years to do, moore will accomplish in 5 due to white guilt. so yeah, laugh now. in 5 years you'll be a racist for calling him a violent adulterer.
>>152443400i mean it's definitely sodomy it literally deposits herpes into mouths that later kiss children, oral sex is beyond unsanitary
>>152443841>my nigga
>>152444049ok Nostradamus
>>152444049>how he had a bad upbringingHe's from Derby, KS, a suburb of Wichita.
the state of michigan is a case study for why never to hire a black head coach
>>152444004>michigan leaked that stuff so they could fire him with causeThis is 100% objective fact. If Moore was 12-0, they would've taken that pregnant staffer out to the middle of Lake Michigan, and tossed her over the boat rails chained to a 200 lb. weight. Sleaziest administration north of the Mason-Dixon Line.
>>152444112tugger did nothing wrong and that phone sex chick was loving it when he was jerking his BBC
>>152443673>Texas bros we are going to destroy Michigan now that they don’t have their head coach to save themMoore was a fucking retard, they will legitimately be better with Biff Poggi at the helm, lmao
>>152443961>right to privacyOh so this is also a bullshit supreme court ruling like roe v wade based off of a non-existent constitutional concept.
OKLAHOMA offensive guard Sherrone Moore btw>gooner sooner
>>152444136if they had beaten ohio state and gone to the playoff NONE OF THIS would have seen the light of day until he had outlived his usefulness to The Team The Team The Team
>>152444133white pussy is just too irresistible.
Lane Kiffin should have waited out until the end of the season. He would have been perfect in Ann Arbor.
>>152443073It's literally just white women that like black men, but I'm 99% sure that the term has been butchered to death and it originally either meant thick white girl that liked black men or blonde fair-skinned white girl that liked black men.
>>152444137>that phone sex chick was loving itDude fuck you, MSU & Mel Tucker literally deRAILed her!
>>152444149>michiganders in charge of detecting sarcasm
Why isn't Michigan jumping on Chip Kelly? He's about to take another mediocre coordinator job.
>>152444193I'm hoping Michigan get Deboer, and LSU melts down when kiffin leaves for bama.
>>152444198>victim blamingthey are fantastic at evading accountability, give them credit for that
It will be Jedd FischAnd he will leave for the NFL in 2 years
>>152444198>impervious to victim blamingYeah, because being a victim is literally your career, you worthless hog.
>>152444173>would have seen the light of dayI heard it hear a few weeks ago, people knew
>>152444237>wife loves arizona>wife hates seattle>LET'S GO TO MICHIGAN
>>152444252i heard it after the game
test
we need another Brady Hoke dynasty
>>152444049Yup. 30 for 30 series is image rehabilitation for Black athlete criminals combined with racism narratives.
>>152444019I choose to believe the sodomy and illegal seduction charges not because it happened but because it's funny.
>>152444198
a father's life is over and y'all celebratingpathetic
>>152444321yeah i'm celebrating because he was a shitty coach and now we can get somebody better
>>152444313is it true he never actually fucked her and he was just beating off to texts because that is too funny
God damn
>>152444342He was beating off during a phone call with her
>>152444342I think they were in a phone call and for some reason he told he was tuggin at while talking to her.
>>152444313she's a total demon but she's terrible at hiding it, i don't have any sympathy for him. he should've seen it coming from a mile away.
>>152442645Imagine how shitty ND must be for them to want to avoid letting the shitters in this badly.
>>152444360should've taken his meds B A K A
PLOT TWISTMoore's sidepiece is the one that ratted him out to the university, which is why he broke into her house
>Penn State finds next coach, DeBoer nonsense finally ends>This happens>People won't shut up about DeBoer to MichiganWhat the fuck is wrong with these people
rob reinhart is a grifter
>>152444360So did he do the sodomy at his house, the assistants house, or the church?
>>152444391obviously this jackass probably promised her all sorts of shit to abort and all she got was a promotion to a position that required more work, so she decided fuck this I'm cashing out. the real scandal is how long the administration sat on all this
>“what you mean you forgot to take your pill?”
>>152443961>not explicitly enumeratedIf only the constitution provided guidance for such issues
>>152444321>black fathers
i am reserving all judgement on moore until i see the accuser's badonkadonksometimes it is impossible to not overdose on ass
>>152444479reminder he was happily providing for his family til a white woman ruined it for him
>>152444411sodomy is in the ass, the location of the act (house, assistant's house, church) is irrelevant.
she exposed the whole damn thing cause he wouldn't leave his wife for her
>>152444434>sat on all thisEnough with the Sodomy jokes
>>152444392Michigan is a destination job, unlike pedo state
>>152444491>a white woman ruined it for himBlacks taking no accountability for their behavior.
>>152444392This does make more sense then Penn St. Michigan is one of the very few schools that leaving Alabama for could potentially be viewed as a lateral move.
>>152444490This is known in psychology as chris watts syndrome
>>152444510>white people ruining the worldday must end in Y
>>152444497Shoulda listened to Coach Saban
ah yes, horny coaches. that's where the problem lies
>>152444521>white people ruining the worldlol no one believes this. Who the fuck is leaving to go live in africa or india? Go on I'll wait...
>>152444537Add it to the list
>>152444542>lol no one believes thisyet you validify it.
>>152442351Biology
>>152441050Wasn’t Sherrone their first DC (Dindu Coach) ever? >Leaders and Breast: The tragic fall of Diversity in the University of Michigan.
>>152444548>validifySarr! Do not be basterd sarr!
>>152444548>validify
>>152444514don't remember where but i saw a rumor that deboer wanted the michigan job when there was smoke about harbaugh leaving for the nfl
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/validifynot giving you a (You) since you're a cumskin
>>152442408This episode of Fansville is gonna be on Pornhub isn’t
>>152444493Sodomy isn't just in the ass, regardless, I wasn't asking about the nature of sodomy, I was asking about the location. Also I was joking and am aware it is irrelevant since the sodomy charges aren't likely even real.
>>152444609yikes she looks horrible
>>152441050We are hitting that feel levels that shouldn't be possible.
>>152444584>wiktionaryValidify isn't standard english. The word you meant to use was VALIDATE you fucking moron.
More like Shergone, right?
>>152444613i was also obviously joking my negro. But the whole buttsecks thing was based on a deleted tweet
>>152444636lol nigga was a weeb bwahahahhaa
So the news broke that he fucked his secretary then his wife tried to beat his ass and he defended himself and now he’s in jail. Sound about right ?
>>152444636dis nigga running around with a katana, a pizza, & a ninja turtle mask
>>152444671>are took
>>152444584>Only quotation wikitonary provides of the word is a university gay community newsletter from the 70s.Its definitely a normal English word I guess. You sure showed him, kek
>>152444681portnoy is an attention whoring kike and you are the faithful goycattle feeding his narcissism
>>152444682not even close
>This dude woke up this morning in a comfy bed next to his wife in an upscale neighborhood and got to drive to his dream job>Tomorrow he gets to wake up in a prison cell knowing his whole life is fucked and everyone will always remember him for this one thingSomething about men ruining their life for mediocre pussy just really makes me sad bros.
>>152444653Didn't notice, sorry for my autism. Yeah it's been deleted. I do wonder where the fuck that dude got his information that made him think that was a likely scenario.
>>152444681lol holy fucking delusion
>>152444723don't be sadthere's one less black roaming around :)
>>152444360>tragicHe endangered multiple innocent women. Sports "journalism" now is a disgrace. Hence why I come to /sp/ for my sports info.
>>152444681This dude is a fucking retard.
all coaches finna be doin this shiet mang. FUCK, look at fuckin lane so much fucking proof he been fuckin bitches. AND NOTHIN, fucking yt people make me so mad, nah this gotta end bluh
>>152444491oh i see she raped him and then refused to kill a baby for him? Unforgivable!GFY
>>152444537Reddit isn't just different, they exist in another universe with alternate realities
>>152444682Forgot about the OJ-esqe car chase and the 3 counts of sodomy and 1 of seduction committed at a church.
>>152444584>wiktionaryahahaha you takin more Ls than the Jets
>>152444646sureowned
>>152444784>1 of seduction committed at a church.NO, he was arrested at the church.
Michigan obviously had prior knowledge of this and sat on it to get out of paying when the time was right. Incredibly ruthless of them to completely ruin an innocent black mans life just to save a couple million on a contract
>>152444681WE ARE PISSING AND SHITTING OURSELVES ABOUT LOSING TO MICHIGAN AGAIN!
can yall niggas be finna be puttin the bowl pick em group in the thread name in the next thread so we can be gettin more bitches in this bitch nawmean?>https://fantasy.espn.com/free-prize-games/sharer?challengeId=270&from=espn&context=GROUP_INVITE&edition=espn-en&groupId=2fe70b06-2b22-420e-81f3-b93ad25835e9&joinKey=4d007ced-d22a-3260-88b5-c1c6ecd3cffdpassword:fuckjannies
Most Michigan fans will feel like most Michigan State fans and be glad these retard coaches removed themselves due to gross retardation.Wonder who Michigan's new 2 year John Smith/Rich Rod failure will be...?
>>152444798Ah ok, were the sodomies still at the church?
>>152444806Nice coach you have the- oh wait....does your team even have a coach...lolfaggot
>>152444803>Incredibly ruthless of them to completely ruin an innocent black mans life just to save a couple million on a contractwhile giving millions to the homewrecker
>>152444810oh shit good call, already made my picks. i'll try to remember to add it
technically he wasn't the coach of Michigan football when this all went down
>>152444803>save a couple millionThey wanted a new coach
>>152444810>have to make 45 picks in confidence modengmi
>>152444832I thought emperor Musk removed the Bjew checkmarks?
>>152444832can he get osu's dick out of his mouth for a second what a poser
>Texas tech fans made death threats and came after Blake ruffinos kids cause he called them “fraudulent” Based or cringe?
>>152444832he right though
>>152444832>>152444854Dahmer was fagBased unabomber ftw
>>152444839well you've had a FUCKING WEEK
>>152444839I'm putting everything on orange sock teams, and let it ride
>>152444871aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>152444537Did you know a black coach has never won a championship?
>>152444890that looks nothing like him
>>152444896Cuz white coaches pull every trick to beat them. Y’all don’t wanna see us win
>ynr the good old days
>>152444896What are you saying, anon? That we shouldn’t hire a African American coach?
Looking forward to Drew Aller leading MY Nittany Lions to natty this season.
>>152444922i memba dose days
>>152444966Pre-cheating Harbaugh Michigan was something else
You guys are fucking retarded if you think Michigan isn't being Texas. I know it's just because none of you watch Michigan games ever.
>>152444992Harbaugh did nothing wrong, it was all stallions and moore
>>152444859SOVL
has Michigan hired Brian Daboll yet?
>>152444994I can see a 20 year spell of 'Michigan is back!'But they are never back other than occasionally ruining an anOSU season.
What are the chances that Moore David Carrdine's himself in lockup tonight?
>>152445005Michigan will be hiring Deboer or Sarkisian, this has already been established as fact. They are just waiting for the Oklahoma/Alabama playoff game.OU win -> Michigan hires DeBoerAlabama win -> Michigan hires Sarkisian
>>152444126Was his father a lineman for the county?
>>152445031don't you think they can do better than sarkisian?
>>152445003who harbaugh hired and who's actions he's responsible for
>>152445037Certainly, this is just what my sources at Michigan are telling me.
>>152445045>Certainly, this is just what my sources at Michigan are telling me.
>didn’t kill himselfWe were so close to the KWABOAT.
>>152445044He bares responsibility for the hires, but he did nothing wrong regarding the cheating. He was completely unaware his subordinates were cheating.
>>152445063what you mean to say is "he maintained plausible deniability while still benefiting from it"michigan football are the biggest frauds in all of sports
>>152445055Is the Sandusky scandal the KWABOAT? Or is there something in the 1800s or 1900s bigger?
>>152445034wow old song
>>152445069No I said what I mean. Michigan is not fraudulent and not responsible for the cheating, that exclusively falls on stallions and Moore's shoulders. Claiming anyone else is responsible is unAmerican and makes me suspect you are a terrorist.
>>152445077Nothing will ever supersede what PSU did.
>>152445077>is something bigger than the college coach that raped kids in the showers on fucking campus and the university didn't immediately fire him when they found outFucking hell anon, a coach would actually have to have an all-time crashout and shoot half his team in the locker room to beat Sandusky
>>152445086Get some sleep Harbaugh.
>>152445031Why would Sark go to Michigan?
>>152445090>>152445126Alright, I was fairly certain it was Sandusky. Moreso I wasn't sure if there was anything in the same realm as him.
>>152445161Can't speak on why, just reporting what my sources are telling me.
>>152444671This is surely bait.
wild that michigan has had two scandals of two different types of cheating in a few years, guess that's what a michigan man is
>>152445031>Michigan hires SarkisianHe doesn't have a good record against OSU.
>>152445194>michigan man
>>152445182every time yt accountability comes up yts dodge it
>>152445197I'm not sure why they are going for him, I personally think they can do better, I'm just reporting on what my sources with the team are telling me.
>>152445202Your claims arent based in reality so their is nothing to be held accountable for or dodge.
flan nuevo
>>152445202What were the Africans doing with the resources before whites showed up?
>>152444609Imagine giving up $5+ million per year and your family for that.Oh then give up your freedom too after you get found out and go psycho.
>sherrone literally on suicide watchlol
>>152443375They dont want you lil bro
>>152445031It’s cute that Michigan thinks it’s even peers with Alabama and Texas lol
>>152445218>Your claims arent based in realitythe conversation proves it anon. you dancing like a faggot does nothing.
new >>152445311
>>152445223We was concerning our resources to protect the environment till the yt man came for it and then global warming came right after. Ain’t that a bitch
>>152443581@grok is this real?
