Players of the Week Editionhttps://www.nfl.com/news/players-of-the-week-2025-week-14-josh-allen-puka-nacuaPreviously:152435039
I like men
>>152443224shit teams
>>152443224first QB in the NFL edition?
>>152443264him and the arizona cardinals predate the nfl
There's always next year
>>152443178 Reposting because I want /nfl/s opinionI think he becomes a Hall of Famer.But the real question is if he does it, he becomes the oldest QB to win an Owl, does Brady come out of retirement to try and take it back?
Anyone know the best way to get cum out of your eyes?
>>152443320Golden shower
>>152443320Stand over a sink and gently rinse your eyes with cold water.
>>152443319Brady's in too deep as an owner and a broadcaster to play again.
>>152443320Let it dry. Then pull it out
Oh how silly of me, failing to (properly) link the previous thread...>>152435039And yes anon who really seems to like pretending to be me for the sake of "trolling", I see you. You're still not getting a (You) and I'm still not going to post with a tripcode. Football. :)
>>152443320Try milk bro
What would happen if DeMeco Ryans became a player-coach?
>>152443387Hot
reffies
I grew up in the midwest and never saw a mexican until I moved to Colorado for college. How do people live like this? Everywhere I go off of campus is a sea of 5’0”-5’5” obese browns with fetal alcohol syndrome and broncos jerseys
>>152443390The league was way cooler when guys like Halas were player-coach-owner. So I assume it would be fucking based.
>>152443426The sports too full of itself for that. Tom Brady had to walk over and hear Byron Leftwich give him advice at the end
>>152443421I'm so glad they're not making the playoffs (behind the choofs) this year.
>>152443452They'll just rig it for the Rams like in 2021
>>152443460Wouldn't surprise me, honestly...
>>152443250Kek
>>152443460Research has shown that revenue from fairweathers increases by 56% when LA teams get favorable calls. Can't fight the stats.
>>152443491I don't think chikaner would survive another LA championship
I feel like the fact they are going to win another Superbowl isn't being processed properly.
>>152443510>SoS 0.250they won't even win a playoff game
Thank fucking god there's a game tomorrow
I came to the clear realization today that the Seahawks will win the owl this year. If there is one constant of the super bowl era it's that the Vikings get shit on as hard as possible at every opportunity, and nothing would be worse for them than their incredibly talented team going to waste on one of the biggest QB busts of the decade while the dude they cut wins an owl.Seahawks owl, book it.
>>152443510My razorcakes are going to destroy them in the rematch this Sunday, and they (the Pats) will proceed to get destroyed in the playoffs...hopefully by my razorcakes again. :)
>>152443553I agree, and I think they're going to beat my Bills to do it!
>>152443553It's gonna be Seahawks vs Broncos
>>152443573Holy fuck that would be incredible, two for the price of one. I believe it
>>152443560>>152443573Why do they make players do this stupid shit?
Packers or Patriots based on current form An injury or two changes everything tho
Philip Rivers is back.Patriots have 11 wins.Cowboys are average.Joe Flacco is slinging it.There is drama in Philly.Matthew Stafford is a stud.Seahawks defense is nasty.Aaron Rodgers is the 4-seed.Browns and Raiders are eliminated.Your childhood ain’t over yet.
ludokino field tomorrow too bad we're going to fucking lose
>>152443689>lost to the browns>.250 SOSBoth of those teams are frauds
Rivers is only coming back to the game cause he knows Stafford is about to pass him on the all time passing list.
>>152443553Darnold going to be seeing ghosts for at least one game to lose
I can think of at least eight teams that are a lock for the Owl this year.
It will be a Rams / Texans owl and you will like it
Farting right now. Definitely gonna be shitting later
>>152443751Texans ain't going nowhere with that offense
>>152443751Texans defense is legit but their offense is...well, not good. Definitely not good enough to get them to the Owl.
>>152443794Mixon solves alot of their problems and could very well be back in time for the playoffs.
Shut up, sal
>>152443790Make sure to wipe all the Jalen Hurts off your Philadelphia.
Seahawks are fucked.
>>152443845Don't get me wrong, I like Rivers. But that Seattle defense isn't going to go easy on him. He's not going to have a walk in the park.
If the Broncos beat the Packers can you please leave us alone?
>>152443845Seahawks getting three straight weeks of backup QBs
Everyone you know and love will be slowly and violently murdered in front of you, your favorite show or movie will get a really shitty reboot that ruins the original for you, you'll have to eat a gluten free raw vegan diet for the rest of your life and the only website you can use ever again is reddit, unless you have sex with an active NFL player. Your choice. Who is it? You'll have to penetrate and be penetrated.
>>152443882No because you'll be my new best friends and the burrs broncos broship goes to the owl.
>>152443915Aaron since he knows what he's doing
>>152443873You’re right I’m shitposting. He’s gonna get fucking murdered.
>>152443882No
>>152443460yeah okay
>>152443919I like the sports peppers, but fuck off with the pickle and tomatoes. We can't be friends
>>152443915blake corum
>>152443882Bo Nix is 8-1 vs the NFC so far in his career. I feel like 9-1 is inevitable
Fire Matt Nagy
>>152443965Are you just choosing to ignore all those flags thrown on the final drive.They weren't letting Cincinnati win.
>>152443950Funny, because the ref crew who officiated the Broncos/Raiders game was the team that threw the least amount of flags until that game
>>152443910Fraud team desu
>>152443986The Chiefs are saved
>>152443982>0-1 against the NFCWest
>>152443987That Rams fan never had anything meaningful to say
I just wanted to get laid
>>152443987>The officials seemed to be calling a very loose game until the end. They did not call a penalty on Bengals receiver Tee Higgins on his 75-yard touchdown catch at the start of the second half. Higgins grabbed the facemask of Rams cornerback Jalen Ramsey, knocking him to the ground.
>>152444043Sex is overrated
>>152443915Aaron is unironically the best option because my consciousness will probably be hanging in the 17th dimension with the keebler elves by the time it comes to actually do the deed, won't remember a thing
>>152444067Funny how they just let both teams play until the Rams were stalling out in the fourth quarter.
>>152443224What do OCs for teams with an elite playcalling HC even do? Moral support? Clipboard holder?
>>152444107OCs make plays
Chiefs should bench Mahomes and put in Minshew. Just a game or two to see how it goes. Andy Reid already said it, Mahomes keeps audibling out of the run game because he hates not being the hero. Mahomes is a great QB but his ego is just out of control.
I have indigestion
>>152444101>The play before the penalty on Wilson looked more like a holding penalty on the Bengals but there was no flag thrown. >On the play after the call on Wilson, Matthew Stafford threw to Kupp for an apparent touchdown but there were penalties called on both teams.
>>152443987On the final drive? They threw flags on two plays. Once when the Rams scored a TD that took it off the board (it was offsetting penalties) then another flag on first and goal against Eli Apple to move them from the 4 to the 1. I don't think that 3 yard difference is enough to promote some grand conspiracy. Especially when the Bengals only took the lead on a blown face mask.
>>152444134>Andy Reid already said it, Mahomes keeps audibling out of the run game because he hates not being the hero.Maybe it's because the run game sucks ass.
>>152444134It would honestly be nice to see Minshew play, I agree. I wouldn't mind a break from Mahomes.
>baka christmas cake 90210 baker mayfield's dancing meme, right 45 double 0 cheeseburger flat ass busted pussy Translation: "Just kick the ball!"
>tfw the Chiefs will STILL make the playoffs because we have to rely on Justin Herbert to stop them
>>152444172You can't gaslight me, i know they threw like 6 flags in the red zone
Bussy
>KWAB Newton
Throw 6 flags in this bussy
The eternal seethe is forever glorious. Won it at home with an all LA halftime show, no other teams owl will ever come close
>>152444232>Rams win when it's an all spanish super bowlfunny innit
>>152444215Why?
>>152444232Okay well bring back the original Rams logo and uniforms and maybe I'll like them again. They look ridiculous.
Reminder Youngcuck Lakeshow is a selfhating Mexican that was raped by cholos
>>152444238>Choofs
>>152444238neat
>>152444244The Rasm had so much more SOVL when they were in St.Louis
>it's a broncos just somehow win episode People meme about the Broncos being a heart attack team but have you seen The Drive against the Browns? They always do this
Jordan will make Love to Bo’s Nix
>>152444268>the Rams had so much SOVL when they were losingNah
>>152444268The Rams belong in their home of LA
>>152444296I don't really see Jordan Love surviving the Broncos' pass rush. Green Bay will be run heavy that game
Philip Rivers came out of retirement just to cock block Stafford
>>152443553spaghetti will fall out of pockets at ill fated moments
>>152444268unc opinion
>>152444307Do not doubt Jordan
>>152444298¯\_(ツ)_/¯You're entitled to your opinion. I disagree that the plastic LA Rasm have any SOVL.
>>152444307He's good against the blitz and man coverage. I got the Pack winning on a walk off FG
>>152444189When will you retards learn there are 52 other players on the team
I just matched with Caleb Williams on grindr
sick of those quarterbacks that run around instead of throwing
>>152444347so you're a chubby black guy then?
>>152444347Take some compromising pics and blackmail him
>>152444353I’m a buck breaker. He says he’s into that
>>152444348and there it is
Shedeur Primate
>>152444341It's a shit talking genny, anon. If you come here for serious high-brow discussion of the pros and cons of cover 2 vs a run-heavy offense, you'll find nothing but disappointment.
>>152444338But the Broncos are the ones with walk off field goals. The Packers kinda just ate bleh
>>152444327>NOOOO! you cant just be a good team in a large market!!!>you have to be irrelevant loser in some flyover shithole! Souless! Souless!Yeah your right, to each his own
>>152443915anyone who doesn't say tlaw is a fag.
The days of Kurt Warner and Marshall Faulk are more memorable (to me) than Stafford and Kupp winning what was clearly a rigged, soulless ring. The 1999 team/ring, however, had plenty of soul. Say what you want about LA being the Rasm "true home", and maybe it is spiritually, but I'll tell you what...these new age current day LA Rasm just don't feel the same as the St. Louis Rams did. Just my opinion.
Also, I wonder who is going to get the BIG GET!>>152444444
>>152444238let's fuckin' gleam em bolt bros
>watching family movie >vid related happens>Tim Allen: "Oooooo that's gonna leave a mark!"
>rivers runs steichens offense for his hs football team and they discuss it and draw up plays oftenSo now old man rivers has to face 3 defenses and co ordinators that know exactly what theyre running, minus the ability to move the quarterback at all. He might get kilt
>>152444395he eats boogers though
>Blo Dix
>>152443915I'd probably fuck Brock Purdy even if I wasn't in any danger
I like the LA Rams
Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl
>>152444444blessed
>>152444444Noice get
>>152444444So this is what goes on in football threads. Not surprised desu
>>152444444>faggots get the get Cursed49ers downfall continues
>>152444444ah the perfect post for such a quality get.
Well, Rasm posters?
>>152444467All our focus is on Detroit
>>152444449Is it wrong that I would love to dropkick both of them? I'm tired of seeing this shit spammed every fucking thread.
Thread fucking ruined.
>>152444477Yeah kinda. Do you click it every time?
>>152444444
Behead all 49er faggots
>>152444406I'll give it up Kurt Warner was legitimate. Years he did well were always fun.
>>152444477I personally wouldn't go as far as dropkicking them but yes your sentiment of frustration towards spam is justified.
It can’t unrape, youngcuck
>moorish head coaches
>>152444389>2nd largest market in the US>no fansSad
>>152444444BASED
>>152444444Wasted
>>152444444Checked
>>152444554>>152444557DualityTo answer that anons question, Mac Jones has very feminine face. Just get him a wig
The rams girl needs rape correction
>...these new age current day LA Rasm just don't feel the same as the St. Louis Rams did. Probably because they actually win games now duh
>>152444444City of San Francisco needs to be nuked from orbit
>>152444444Based
>>152444444I blame the bussyposter
>>152444348Find another site to sully, you evil coward.
>>152444444Based get
>>152444444Football is gay
>>152444527jej
Purdy is _________.
>>152444444quintessential /nfl/ get
>>152444444Nu-/nfl/ is so damn zesty nowdays.
>>152444626Prime bussy
>>152444626my wife
>>152444626Black
>>152444477>not one word on bussyposting spam>gets angry at women having funHey your good man I probably wont post it again due to how gay this general is becoming now, especially now I know how much it angers sensitive faggots like (you)
>becoming>now/nfl/ was always gay coded
>>152444232Lifelong Rams fan since 2021
I never know how to react when my post gets serious digits. Anyway, I'm not a 9erfag. I just think Purdy is one of the hottest QBs in the League. Burrow is another good candidate. I think Allen's facial hair is doing him no favors. He's one of the few guys I'd think looks better when clean shaven
>>152444656She cute
>>152444686Burn in hell faggot
>>152444626in my rape dungeon
>>152444686Go jump off a bridge and die
Bucs are losing to the Falcons tomorrow, they're spiraling.
>>152444686Purdy, Burrow, and Allen indeed are all extremely handsome gentlemen.
>>152444686Fuck off and get aids stupid niggerfaggot
Has this general ever had any actual confirmed gay posters ,? /mlb/ has 6
>>152444686>actual fags in the gennyEw
Drake “Superb Owl LX Champion” Maye
>>152444715Well (You) make one so theres that
>>152444686>I never know how to react when my post gets serious digits. Just got to carry yourself like a professional. First thing you got to do is learn how to win and act like youve been here before.Ten percent of life is what happens to you. Ninety percent is how you respond to it.
>>152444686I hope you die
>>152444708they're on the downswing but the falcons, really?
>>152444715Someone who was pretending to be me earlier ITT implied I like men so I'm going to assume he was just projecting about himself. Personally I identify as Asexual. Football.
>>152444686Burn faggot burn
>>152444709Trevor Lawrence too. I'd suck his cock before a game if he caught me in the right mood. There are some seriously handsome motherfuckers in the NFL
Why are people so mad at the fag? It's not your asshole he's ramming
>>152444715That other guy is pretending to be me. I am really gay, and im proud of it. I dont need to feel ashamed of who I am.
Anyone else think Dave Portnoy must have a huge dick?
>>152444746Of course your not mad at gays fag
>>152444738Yeah. Bakey can't play banged up, it's what got him booted out of Cleveland.
>>152444742>>152444737>>152444712>>152444707>>152444700Calm down, abdulThis is a bussy general
>>152444626Mexican
>>152444626not better than Mac Jones
>>152444746Repressed homosexuals.Nothing wrong with expressing yourself
>>152444768I'm not a fag but I wouldn't mind getting my ass fingered a little and a tug from some powerful hairy hands. I wouldn't call that gay
>>152444773Im so fucking tired of that word here. Why isnt there a sitewide filter already like onions, you would think this word was made here with how much this place uses it, jesus anons complain about my Rams threads but get all gay and giddy for faggot posts like this, I just dont understand it
>>152444799It's only gay if there's eye contact
>>152444802Bussy
>Rivers is back>Jason Pierre-Paul is back it's unc hour
>>152444802Sounds like you need some bussy
*ahem*BUSSY
Why isn't there a sitewide filter for this bussy
Getting blown can never be gay I don't care who's doing it
>>152444802Youngcuck seething about bussy again
That guy is really having a grand ol' time pretending to be me. He's trying to get me to post with a tripcode so I have to feel like I have to prove myself / my identity to everyone else and I'm not going to do that, nor am I going to give him any (You)s. I will acknowledge his posts though because I think it's humorous that someone feels such a need to pretend to be me. I genuinely hope they're having fun. Football. :)
>>152444793So a brotha got a lil wiggle, ain't afraid to strut it, and you callin em a homo? Smdh.
>>152444802Just filter it manually, Pedro
>Last night, in the basement of a shady pizza parlor, an elite committee of experts, analysts and people who may or may not be on the Epstein list, fought and toiled and burned the midnight oil...
>>152444802This is a bussy general
If he’s contemplating retirement, maybe a second one of these can make his decision easier
>guy pretending to be me having a schio panic attack Well I'll be lol
>>152444444A DISGUSTING ACT
Everyone should be allowed a yearly ration of bussy without being called gay. Just enough to keep you warm through winter
>>152444802unc crashin out
Will the real AFC Dude please stand up
>>152444865that would be good, it's cold and lonely up here
>>>>152444802youngcuck got his bussy gaped by cholos
Man I cant believe you ARENT gay. Like, straights exist? Kek must be miserable chumps
Let's all agree to leave this thread and do literally anything else with our evenings. I'll start.
>>152444444Gays run /nfl/All straights are to be deported IMMEDIATELY
Let's all agree to leave this thread and take shelter in this bussy on this cold winter evening.
Lets all agree to this bussy
>this thread
Like I said bro, have fun. You're not going to get me to stop posting with my chosen name, nor are you going to make me feel the need to post with a tripcode to prove who I am. If you really want to continue posting as me, go right ahead. I think it's funny that you seem to be obsessed with me. Football. :)
>>152444802delete this shit nephew
Bussyball. :)
Bro theres no way your going to convince the general that your me, nice try though. I like a little fame and notoriety. Im gay and living my truth, and would like nothing more than to stand in solidarity with my gaybros on this epic night of gets
How are my Wions doing so far?
>>152444943As gay as you entering this thread rn brother welcome
>>152444943In the off season, I predicted their ceiling was a WC exit. And I was right!
>>152444879Yeah, I'm right here. Others will continue to troll along and pretend to be me and I'm okay with that. They're only doing what they're doing to get responses out of me. It's what they want. To see me acknowledge them. Maybe I should stop acknowledging them. I think I will.
Yeah im genuinely pissed off that flaming faggot stole the get. Complete shitshow this genny is nowadays I hope him and all his loved ones die horrible deaths and suffer
>>152444970NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY PRECIOUTS GETERINO
>>152444976Your an actual faggot, a real life homo. I couldnt insult you harder if I tried
It would be cool if we could all go back to talking about football.
>>152444996Blud scored the TD bussy first
Would have been cooler if we had just let AIDS take its course too but here we are
>>152444996
Just because the gloryhole is in the mens bathroom doesn't mean that's definitively a guys cock I'm sucking
*taps the sign*
>Philip Rivers thought 'ship had sailed' on NFL return before Colts called: 'Another opportunity to play'https://www.nfl.com/news/philip-rivers-ship-had-sailed-nfl-return-colts-riley-leonard-2025The article starts off by saying>The 44-year-old QB, who last played in 2020 in Indy and officially signed back with the team on Wednesday, said his relationship with head coach Shane Steichen and his familiarity with the organization led to his return after retiring in 2021."As simple as can be, a coach that I love and an organization that I really enjoyed being with," Rivers said Wednesday of his return. "Mr. (Jim) Irsay believing in me in 2020 when it didn't go so good in 2019. The teammates that I was able to play with, shoot, 14 of them are still here. Training room is the same. PR guys are the same. Equipment room is the same. They wanted me. I try to keep it as simple as that."
I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Aaron Rodgers . We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him cranking dongs, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Rodgers. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
bussy got uncs tweakin
>>152445028The ship did sail! This is going to be a disaster! Think of your health, Phil!There's no way we can save him from dying on the field, is there?
>>152443553could they win a super bowl game? yeahcan playoff Darnold be consistent for 4 games to do it? we'll, how strong is the run game?
>>152445028(Continued)>Rivers has spent his retirement coaching high school and said he didn't really consider returning. Then, he saw Daniel Jones go down on Sunday with a torn Achilles, which made him wonder if Steichen would call.>"A game I love to play. A game I thought I was done playing, certainly," Rivers said. "I wasn't really hanging on any hope of playing again. I kind of thought that ship had sailed, but something about it excited me. Kind of one of those deals, a door opens and you either walk through it and find out if you can do it or run from it. I know that there's risk involved, obviously, of what may or may not happen, but the only way to find out is going for it, and I just felt almost like it was a gift, another opportunity to play and cut it loose with the guys and the game you love to play."It would be cool to see him take the Colts on a deep meme run. I doubt he'd get 'em to the Super Bowl but I could see him taking the Colts into the divisional round.
Im so gay bros football :)
>10 matchups between White quarterbacks and nonwhite quarterbacks this weekdamn
>>152445046He seems pretty determined to get the Colts as far as he possibly can. I respect him for that, honestly. He's definitely taking a risk but I commend him for wanting to play.
From homophobia to classic racism. Never change cowards
You're not a man til you've had a man in your asshole
I love men
Not gonna lie though, that remaining schedule is pretty brutal...I sincerely wish old man Rivers the best of luck.
>>152445085there's no way he survives the texans, if he even manages to make it that far
He wins the ring this year after defeating them boys in the superb owl
Panthers could clinch a playoff spot after next week if things go right
>>152445104>them boysAnon...you're not implying that the Dallas Football Cowboys are making it to the Owl are you? That's just nonsense.
>>152445085Maybe, but when he last played, he was still an ironman. He's not in the same shape and he's 5 years older, but he can take a hit.
>>152445111You just have to beat the Bucs and they appear to be broken.
>>152445104>cowboys>playoffsanon, I...
>>152445111Bryce young could clinch this bussy if ypu catch my drift. Football :)
>>152445116Bucs gotta lose to the Falcons and PanthersPanthers gotta beat the Saints and Bucs
>>152445113>>152445117I don't write the scripts, I just read them
>>152445078Kek
Might go buy some beer what do we think chat?
>>152445111I'm actually kind of hoping that the Falcons beat the Buccs on TNF for your sake. It would be cool to see the Panthers win the division. I mean...someone has to!
>>152445104>them boys>superb owl
Might go buy some bussy what do we think chat?
>>152445143I know some good spots in Buffalo
I used to think smarter people preferred defense while casuals loved offense. I'm just now realizing it's the opposite
>>152445154I prefer whatever my team is better at
>>152445154true intellectuals yearn for a return to the days of hospital ball
>>152445154A good defense will still win games, though. Of course, so will a good offense, obviously. It's a two-way street. At the end of the day though, regular consistency in stopping your opponent from scoring game after game is pretty hard to come by. Anyone can throw and catch a football. Anyone can run with a football. But to be able to STOP someone from doing that week after week? Yeah, that takes some true grit and determination. Defense wins games. It's that simple.
>>152445169>Defense wins gamesI guess no one told the browns that
There's some real retards on reddit. Pretty sure half the people I'm talking to are not even white
Best thread since "delete this shit nephew">>152445184Bit racist innit?
>>152445189I'm not white
>>152445184I guess not. Well, there's always next year!
>>152444444Same, but only this version of Brock Purdy
Still thinking about buying some beer chat
How do we fix the New Jersey team
>>152445169Are you in concussion protocol? Serious question.
>>152445201Then go and do it. Personally I don't drink...as a matter of fact I'm nearly a whole year sober. Quite proud of that, as a matter of fact.
>>152445208just axe them, there's too many teams
>>152445211Nope. Why do you ask?
>>152445219You posted nonsense
>>152445201I love drinking, I do it every day
>>152445216Reasonable. Switching 0 LA teams and 2 NY for the opposite would maintain balance in the Force.
Buy some beer, have a pint, have five, falseflag as a fan of a team you don't even care about, get into fights with random anons, get into fights with yourself, split the threads, don't tip your janny.
>>152445226No I think you and I simply have different opinions. And that's okay! It's okay to agree to disagree. Unless you're one of those "stop liking what I don't like" kinds of people. In which case I no longer have an interest in communicating with you.
Your teams qb isn't a checkdown baby right?
>>152445232>>152445241Say no more. Back in 20
>>152445208Merge them into one 106 man roster, they will have two schedules and each week they get to choose which game to play, the opponent they didn't choose gets a free win, but the New York Giant Jets don't get L. No bye week for them though but they get double picks in the draft.
>giants play the commies this weekYes! Just gotta hope the eagles offense takes care of business
>>152445244>Bryce YoungWhat?
>>152445256Why the hell would the Saints pick a QB?Shough looks fine
>>152445258Yeah he has been elite at the deep ball since last year
>>152445269I don’t know. They already won their game. Giants just gotta win.
>>152445269Shough actually does look competent enough to (potentially) be the next guy. Then again, the same was said about their last handful of "interim QBs". I still wouldn't be surprised if they drafted a QB anyway.
I have never met white Raiders fan
>>152445291I have. It’s scary when I see one
>>152445256Mariota is better than Gayden this year anyway
>>152445275Then why can't the Panthers win by more than one score?
Geno Smith is a terrorist
>>152445313because you can't just meme chuck the entire game
>>152445324Says who?
15 minutes flat there and back. That's what we call efficiency ladsCheers
>>152445332We're not having a Bryce Dung conversation are we?
>>152445324I agree with this mainly because my QB also used to have a bad meme chucking habit. He became smarter and more efficient with the football by learning from the offensive mistakes he had been making. He occasionally still makes some of the same mistakes, though not nearly as often as he once had.
Why does college football get all the juicy scandals and we don't get shit?
What'd you say, boy?
>>152445368It's about being a professional.
>>152445368Care to give an example? What's going on in the world of college ball?
>>152445378https://www.foxnews.com/sports/fired-michigan-football-coach-sherrone-moore-jailed-after-shocking-dismissal
>>152445371I give him all the credit and respect in the world for wanting to come back and play but I really hope he doesn't get injured...
Imagine going traveling inro Caleb Williams Auto Repair and Caleb say>Oh my gosh your car is so cute!!!>Oops was that supposed to come off?>Honk if you're horny *honks*>We can paint it pink if you like?>Would you still ask me to fix your car if I was a worm??Yea, I'm immediately reversing into oncoming traffic and ending it all
>>152445347According to that chart he has the best deep ball in the leagueImagine ranking dink and dunkers
>>152445371Can felipe convince Saucey to play?
>>152445388Guy's a baller. But it might get him seriously fucked up.I think I mentioned earlier that he's done this for 17 years though. Even if he's been gone for almost 5, he knows the risk of what he's doing. And, he only has to a play a maximum of 8 games.
>>152445162This.
>>152445371He's so fat
>>152445399I believe in old man Rivers to keep himself healthy.
>>152445241Watch the nfl combine tonight. Look at the specimen. Develop an inferiority complex at 4 o’clock because someone benches 225 for 30. Pick someone youve never picked. Listen to someone who only rates white QBs. Pick a Shaquon III. Pick a Spryte-Crysp Jr. Have a black QB. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the notion of a dual-threat QB, but call them goated anyways. Lose spectacularly. Overpay your frauds. Give the owner melties. Have a melty yourself. Enjoy the playoffs (not).”
>>152445368Cause there are hundreds of teams instead of 32
>>152445422Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek not bad unc
>>152445422>Spryte-Crysp Jr.my sides
>>152444718
Is Marcedes Lewis still active?Get him on the Colts
If the Jags keep winning like this Tony may just lose eternal KWABOTY status
>>152445389Imagine if you went to Gayleb's auto shop for oil change and he put sugar in your tank
>>152445495Tony doesn't own the team
>>152445486He is on my bronkies >:)
rivers will start and lead the clots to victory
The average 49ers fan looks like this
>>152445526is she photoshopped onto Sydney Sweeney's body
>>152445499Don't care he's still partially responsible for their failures by proximity
>>152445534Who the fuck is Sydney Sweeney
>>152445542Meme actress that /tv/ likes
>>152445526>>152445542it's the same dress and body
>>152445397I remember hearing the same exact thing about Geno Smith a few years ago lol
>>152445562Women used to be stoned to death for wearing something like this
>>152445562MADE FOR BBC
Lamar Jackson strikes me as a very instinctive runner
Still amazed by this
Drake Maye has a big frame for a QB and is too slow, moves like molasses, non athletic
>>152445617Yea good idea to use your Anonymous account for this one
>>152445622Not really. He's pretty athletic used to play basketball too like Riley Leonard that's why they both have good short area agility with their scrambles. Maybe you should watch more film
>>152445577Difference is Geno Sucks
>>152445622Dumb ass nigga
>>152445629Triggered much? Lol farm boy cant move like Lamar or even Anthony Richardson
>>152445631Okay okay, hes sneaky athletic :)
>>152445632Why would I be triggered? I don't want the Patriots to succeed in any sense of the word but Maye is athletic and you're wrong about him. Try watching a few of his games next time
>>152445622You are brown and retarded
>>152445639Hes an O line babby that is just a big body for smaller LBs to take down, hos feet are bricks he may have the brains but hes lacking a certain quality.
>>152445642and there it is.
>we are going to run the exact same offense… but with a 44 year old retired qb who cant move!Clots need to accept that the season is done and start looking at next year
>>152445653I doubt they're starting Rivers straight away. They'll give Riley Leonard at least one start
Drake Mayes a Lunch pail guy, very deceptive speed. not a real specimen though.
>>152445526Asian woman in the bay are usually warriors/giants fans and aren't into football, lots of latina/white women niners fans though
I honestly can't help but wonder how many of you there are posting with my name now. Anyway, I told myself I was going to stop acknowledging you trolls and so I will. Stay obsessed though. Have a good day/night or whatever it is for you.
Man im so gay
>>152445665Kek
>>152444238I really want a Jags v Panthers bowl
Yeah that Bo Nix, he gets the most out of his abilities and is very scrappy but I wouldnt call him a athlete compared to lets say a Joe Milton
Asshole contracted in time for the weekend let's gooooo
Please fuck my ass
>>152445679What time bby?
if the jags get homefield advantage in the playoffs they're going to the super bowl
You have no idea how much I DO NOT care about your silly little games trolls. Im happily married, my job is great and my buffalo bills are primed for a playoff run. So go on and keep joking, can only imagine the mind of someone who comes in these threads to impersonate someone simply living their truth. THIS ISNT AN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT trolls, just felt like I really needed to set the record straight here because im the real me. alright goodnight and salutations or whatever you guys say. K Toodles gais , football :)
>>152445721Reddit
>>152444444Witnessed
>>152445723Yeah down the hall and to the left, what about?
>>152445718Manufacturing a championship team from a perennial loser is exactly what the NBA did with the Nuggets. I have no doubt considering the amount of refball the Jaguars have been benefitting from that their sudden "success" is intentional.
>>152445731Schizo, the Jaguars will have to beat the refs to win
>>152445725Hell yeah sister
My wife is named Bruce and pegs me but I'm not gay. Go Bills!!
>>152445731enlighten the genny on jags refballbecause in the queefs game the refs spotted the queefs 14 fucking points
The AFC is gay
>>152445754Preach!
>>152445758Would suck those toes desu
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek so true
>>152445764Love that memeus bug chingus
>the longest TD pass in Owl history was thrown by...Jake Delhomme
What's it like going to an away game? Sounds fun desu.
>>152445786He had a big arm ;) Sounds hotWould gargle his nuts like I do for my brycie :)
>>152445786Carolina has a history of great deep throwing qbs, Delhomme, Cam and now Bryce Young with a pinpoint howitzer arm.
>>152445788I like going to different states with my bf and planning dates around the matchup. Its super fun, went to Snooze on 16th in Boulder when we went to a Bronkeks game early in the season, I still remember the ass ramming I got in the hotel before Blo Nix blew the back out of the Gnats in the 4th, it broke my douche and needed to buy a new one at the airport
>>152445788I went to a Ravens-Giants game at Metlife in October 2016 and Giants fans were nice to me mostly so I felt like I didn't get a proper away experience despite travelling half way around the world. Some dude said "loser" and a random security guard said "get us next time" because we lose but that was about it
>>152445807Tell us about that time in New Orleans
>>152445804GO CHIEFS
>>152445795>Carolina has a history of great deep throating qbsThats one way to put it
>>152445809Saints got blown out. Patriots were up 21-3 after the first quarter iirc so didn't really get to see a competitive game. It was cool how you could carry around beers/alcohol wherever you went in Louisiana such a cool state. Bouncers+cops would throw a wobbly if you did that in NZ
>>152445788Just stay away from Philly. Their fans are sub-human
i'm 34 and i have never had a girlfriend
Are Purdy and Mac Jones good, or is Shanahan just the GOAT?
should I watch saints bucs or steelers ravens from sunday?
>>152445878Purdy is very good. Mac 10 is good. Shanahan is great but a choker as proven by theadt 10 years of his professional career
>Jay Cutler willing to unretire if Chicago loses its 3 QBsthe colts/bears owl is going to look like liquid ocelot vs. solid snake from mgs4
>>152446041>Cutler is actually younger than Rivers
keep pounding
>>152443250Based Chiefs fan
>>152446041Cam Newton (who's never officially retired) is reportedly pissed the Colts didn't give him a call.Apparently he was ready to pause his Black Willy Wonka larp and suit up again.
>>152445951Surely this is the year right? Since there's no chiefs on the account making it. My 9ers still have a chance..
>>152443425>No MexicansWhat part of the Midwest? I’ve been trying to escape these beaners for years
Lice Dung still sucks lol
>>152445786>Pointless stat held by pointless player
joebros... it's over
Always calling him Lice Dung now
I don't get banned for very liberal use of racial slurs anymore :)
Crosby is completely wasted on the Raiders
>>152446224Oh yeah but if Brady or Mahomo did it this board would never shut up about it when comparing the two
>>152445208Browns went 1-15 in 2016 followed by 0-17 in 2017
>>152446384Fucking Chargers keeping us from 0-32
>>152446407The Ravens nearly did too but the Browns wouldn't have gone 0-16
Packer bros... I think Jordan Love is going to get heemed on Sunday
>>152446443He is terrible when pressured
>>152446448>he is terriblecould've just stopped right there famalam
>white boy CB hiding that he's white >DPOY CB>most sacks in the leagueJordan is kinda fucked
>>152445601Rape you later saars
>>152446602Now put a lion behind the cowboys girl
>>152446448he's literally one of the best QBs against the blitz this season
I was excited for some handegg tomorrow then I look at whose playing and now I'm mad.
Bussy?
>>152446629When blitzed, but not under pressure
Finna go murder that bussy
>>152446612
>football today>check schedule>bucs v falconsgross
>>152443224>Patriots took half a decade off to give the rest of the division a chance>Bill still didn't manage to win a superbowlohnonononononoHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYour window is CLOSED razorcakes, we're back to take the division for the next 20 years
>>152446632Why, because no ineligible is playing tomorrow?
>>152446662tomato, tomato
Burrow will be a Pokemon card YouTuber by the end of next year
>>152446041The colts won’t make the playoffs
Walking Back, Cam Scat and Poo
>>152446734Now is this big news because of his ankle or his brain
Kiwi still having a melty?>>152446685FUCKING BASED!!!
>>152446734Just like when he was a baby, probably just got bored playing with mega blocks and saw some keys he wanted to play with or something
>>152446698No anon, those are wildly different things. Absolutely pitiful ball knowledge.
>>152446825Potato, tomato
Bussy, bussy
>>152446867>No Chiefs>No Ravens>Bills on the bubbleIs the NFL finally healing?
>>152445872Youre probably also a virulent racist and shit talk incessantly about people who are more successful than you ever will be.
>>152446880>projecting onto a shitpostYikes. Major oof kind sir
You think the Bengals front office will finally fire Zack or make some change to avoid burrow asking for a trade or early retire
>>152446896Perhaps, they operate very similarly to the Boston Bruins where the Brown family just wants to make the playoffs for the extra cash. Another post season miss is more damaging than 'wasting' a player seemingly.
>>152446886Bend over
>>152446905Ben Dover, owner of the Dovesdale Dimmadover
>>152446922RIP Doug Dimmadome
Guys remind meWhens the last time the Cowboys made the NFCCG?
>>152446976Did records even exist then?
>>1524469762007
around the time canada last won a stanley cup
>>152446989Too old.
Pretty funny that the salary cap got instituted and the juggernaut teams in the 90s haven't won any rings since.
>>152446986was all CDs back the
>>152447028They all have except the Cowboys and Redskins lmao
>2023 Playoffs WildCard L vs Packers>2022 Playoffs Divisonal L @ 49ers>2021 Playoffs WildCard L vs 49ers>2018 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Rams>2016 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Packers>2014 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Packers>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants >2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks>2003 Playoffs WildCard L @ Panthers>1999 Playoffs WildCard L @ Vikings >1998 Playoffs WildCard L vs Cardinals >1996 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Panthers
>>152447042
>>152447038The Niners' last ring was in '95. Don't forget them.
>>152447057Making it back to the owl count for something
>>152447072Drake "Drake Maye" Maye is the MVP and this has the NFL SHOOK!
If Mike brown causes Burrow to pull an Andrew Luck I might actually jump ship
>>152447069They were cursed for starting a black man as quarterback instead of a blue-eyed Hyperborean QB like Montana and Young. Jones will lead them to the promised land.
>>152447097Just find a light eyed black man
>>152446989Er, no.
Joe Burrow just retired.
>>152447154Now have them scissor
Josh Allen is not a HoF QB
>>152447128>Er,>but not ironically in greentext Cmon man
>>152447090Imo having a shit owner is one of the few legitimate reasons to stop supporting you are team
>>152447175Who’s going to win tonight? I’d like to bet on the team opposite to your prediction
>>152447212bucs
>>152447175he's a 1st ballot, the only thing in question is if he will be remembered as a ringless Marino or not.
>>152447172
Dilfer > Marino
>>152447225Nice try
Why are all the owl favourites from last season not even making the playoffs?
>>152447255put your money where your mouth is boyo
>>152447234Why would mahomes’s bitch be going into the hof at all, let alone first ballot
>>152447263You actually think the falcons will win but tried to reverse psychology me
>>152447272I knew that you would think that.
>>152447260>federal government cracks down on rigging in professional sports>mass upheaval in the NFLreally wakes my walnuts
>>152447279
>>152447320NEW
>>152443224
Bleach
Bleached
