Bears Patriots in owl. Who you got?
>>152450420>>152450452Are you sure about that? I've seen plenty of open receivers during queefies games. Xavier Worthy is mid but Tyquan Thornton and Rashee Rice are clearly talented. The old Mahomes would be feeding them consistently
>>152450502I wanna know who the fuck was Sam piping that he got mono.
The chiefs need to find their own Bo Nix
my joshie :)
>>152450514All those guys are mid. And their best rb Hunt is terrible. Mahomes has nothing to work with and Kelce’s performance fell off a cliff this year. Mahomes hasn’t changed much except his deep ball accuracy has decreased (but so has the quality of his wrs). If he had Puka and Davante to throw to he would be the MVP candidate instead of old man Stafford
>>152450576Other way around. Worthy, Thorton, and Rice would be balling if they had Stafford as QB.
>>152450499If Bears somehow make it that far then destiny and meme magic is on their side
>>152450576Unfortunately you're wrong. The chiefs issues start and end with Mahomes. Maybe they can squeeze one more good season out of him before the 2027 draft
Kevin Wildes status?
Mahomes arms don't even look that big, I do the most basic workouts and my arms are this big
>>152450613You don't want to know. Trust me. It's better left unsaid
>>152450477why does he look like he's wearing a helmet made out of legos
>330, 3TDs, 0 ints vs Seahawks
Ngl bros Im losing confidence that my Cardinals finna lift the bowl this year.
>>152450514Tyquan is a surprise yes and it would help if Mahomes could finesse those deep shots a lot but he's also rarely even targeted because that's not the scheme as other anon said. Rice is not a good technical route runner and they don't let him run real man beater intermediate routes anyways on top of the drops. How much is lack of proper coaching development vs execution or scheme? I'm not sure but we now have a sample size of Worthy, Skye Moore, Mecole Hardman etc to evaluate as well.
>>152450576Nothing is ever Mahomes' fault
>>152450576What's with this Stafford slander? He has always elevated his recievers. People thought that Davante was washed before he came to LA. They got Puka in the 5th round like that nigga was on sale at a wal-mart.
What's the nfl equivalent?
>>152450600Absolutely not. Stafford’s “MVP” performance is a product of his receivers this year. He didn’t find a new gear because of the epidural he takes for his back. Davante wasn’t on the team last year. This is the same old man Stafford who got sacked in the snow like 12 times earlier this year in the playoffs. He just has a better team this year
>>152450670Stafford is playing like a Hall of Famer although I personally haven't seen him as one for most of his career. If he doesn't shit the bed the last 4 games the MVP vote should be obvious
>>152450686I wish I saved that tweet that said something like:Devante Adams: "Yo dawg, just throw to me at the 1 yard line, they'll give you MVP"I think that is half of staffies tuddies lol
QBwitalilbittamotion
>>152450728>Stafford consistently takes his team to the red zone and throws TD passesThis is a bad thing because?
>>152450677>time for a siesta, thirdie
>>152450677The white man marching on? Probably the current Broncos run
Will the Foughing and Shoughing meme last?
Fact of the matter is Matt Stafford is on a level part mahongs simply can't reach anymore. That's why the Rams are 10-3 while the chiufs have been spiritually eliminated from playoff contention
>>152450747I never said Stafford was bad. It is just the tweet was made months ago IIRC and is hilariously accurate. Basically the team, instead of running the ball in at the 1 yard line like you would traditionally do, are instead just telling Stafford to throw to Adams.Just to be clear it is working and Staffy is gonna win MVP and probably deserves it, it is just hilarious that the tweet was completely and totally on the money. Just throw to Devante at the 1 yard line and you get MVP lol.
Patriots are winning on Sunday
>>152450763Eh, I don't really think he'll be some superstar but I could see him starting for the 'aints for a few years and getting them to the playoffs once before they move on when they inevitably bottom out again.
>>152450763He was not kidding about being the most NFL ready QB in the draftIf they didn't waste time with that weird looking albino they'd be in the same position as the Panthers right now
>>152450776Patriots have had an easy schedule but they're also kicking ass. They look like a good team that got an easy schedule, I don't know why everyone has to just keep repeating that line. It is so dumb.
>>152450763He is a franchise QB and will keep the Saints relevant for a decade
>>152450763Fough no, he's terrible. But enjoy it while you can.
>>152450763>>152450777>>152450788How is Kellen Moore as a coach?
>>152450788Rattler actually played totally fine though, but it was clear he was not the guy so they gave Shough a try.
>>152450794All it really takes is a statement win like the Bears had against the Eagles
>>152450767McVay runs under center formations and play action shit that always works. Choofs offense ever since Nagy got involved has been shitty shotgun RPO runs up the middle and then "fuck you Patty figure it out" on 3rd down.
>>152450728The Cardinals game last week put that to bed. Stafford hit Puka twice for 20+ yard TDs and was out of that bitch by the 4th quarter.
>>152450788>He was not kidding about being the most NFL ready QB in the draftAfter a fucking decade in college he better be.
>>152450776Last year's Patriots would for sure be 4-9 right now with this scheduleLas year's Bills would probably be 11-2
>>152450822That's Doctor Shough to you
>>152450657I just wanna see him air a couple deep balls. Is his line bad
>>152450677kek
>>152450677kwab
>>152450657>>152450847If we get ONE vintage Philly Dragon out of his unretirement it will be worth it.
>>152450763>6'5">big arm>good ball placement>good anticipation>good processor>can move in the pocket>can runAll signs point to him being at least a pretty good QB. Saints should roll into 2026 with him.
>>152450813I'm very grateful to have McVay as a Ram
>>152450800He's okay, he can probably be good but we'll have to see. He has a very milquetoast demeanor.
>>152450857You forgot he has had an injury history in college though + his age is the real reason he slid. Believe it or not, a lot of analysts said he was good but that he was just a huge risk cause of the aforementioned stuff. I wanna see him succeed though.
If Mike Brown makes Burrow retire, im jumping ship. If Burrow gets traded, im becoming a fan of whichever team he goes to. I've had it with this retarded organization.
>>152450896Burrow will quit being a faggot in the offseason and recommit to football after he plays pretend runway model for a few weeks. He is just le sad cause he played really really well and lost... you know, except for those back to back picks.
>>152450878His injuries aren't the kind where I would be overly concerned. He slid in the draft because he played a cancerous good stuff team with Dark Void Smeargle, that's the only reason.
Saints conversation? In my /nfl/? Who would think we're talking about football. And a shitter at that! Anyway, I'm real excited to see the Saints against the Panthers next week. I'm skeptical of Shough's scrambling being sustainable long term, and that's what really helped them against Bakey
>>152450912Those picks were hardly his fault. The weather was shit and the defenders made great plays
>>152450925I am just explaining why he is being a sad sack right now.
>PAY Tee Higgins and tie up over 32% of the cap in me, Chase and Tee or I'll Carson Palmer you and force my way out>Less than a year later after getting his way: I'm not having fun, maybe i'll force my way out, I can't take it anymore, I've been through too much, man
>>152450937Anyone got that Peneii Sewell/Ja'Maar Chase meme?
>>152450937Not his fault the organization sucks and we have the worst defense in NFL history.
>>152450950
statbros...
>>152450660Its ok German Birb Bro, I think you guys will finally move on from lame as Murray and get better, your defense is good so its not all doom and gloom
Joe Burrow seems like he is a total bitch.
>>152450975this but with Josh Allen
>>152450857Do you have shit for brains or something? Tyler Shough isn't good and most of what you typed out doesn't apply to him at all
Stats are lame and people who like them are inherently gay
>>152450920Aints already beat them and this time they have home field. I think they'll get the Panthers again and Shough will earn the starting job. Especially since their draft picks need to be spent on other places.
>>152450986Thank you for finally giving me a reason to completely disregard your dogshit opinions. This one takes the cake.
>>152451014How the fuck is Mike Shanahan not a HOF
>>152450937Burrow Chase and Higgins take up 32.5% of the cap because the Bengals organization is incompetent not because Burrow asked for it. Eagles paid their QB and two star WRs and currently total 16.1% of the cap.
>>152451050Why didn't Burrow realize that his front office was incompetent and his owner was cash poor? He was there for like 5 years before he asked for that. He should've knew he was playing with fire.
>>152450847>>152450857>Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname "The Dragon of the West?"
>>152451023kek shit for brains mad his team is stuck with Shough because Mickey Loomis can't evaluate QBs
>>152450986I think you meant to type Blo Dix.
>>152451076He was there for 3 years and just had two straight deep playoff runs. What QB wouldn't sign to that team?
>>152451086Shuck around and find out. He will beat the Panturds (again) this week.
>>152451086>be the Kiwi >constantly proven to have terrible dogshit opinions >tries to pass his idiocy off as fact>gets mad when someone rightfully calls him retarded and doesn't agree with him>will often project and call others mad as he's in the middle of his seething
kiwifag was jerking off jalen milroe last offseason btw
kiwi though bill croskey merritt was going to be a great RB
>>152450847>>152450857are you guys too young to remember the last time rivers was in the league or something? the dude was doing the medieval trebuchet maneuver to hit a simple 10 yard out route for at least the last two years he was playing. it's extremely hard for me to imagine his arm magically got stronger again while he was nonstop fucking his wife and coaching middle school
>>152451147that nigga was the biggest industry plant i've ever seen
Can someone explain the Joe Burrow hoopla? Does he really want to leave? Sure, the bengals defense is shit, but this year went to waste because he was injured. They looked nice since he came back, and they honestly lost the Bills game because of Burrows back to back picks
Stafford and the boys with the NVP
>>152451119>>152451129Oops shit for brains having a Kiwi induced melty keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
hello frens, i just noticed that there's already two episodes of the new nfl hardknocks season, it's NFC east. i'm starting now :D
>>152451181let us know how it is
imagine if the Saints win out, Bucs and Panthers both lose out, would the Saints win the divvy at 7-10??
>>152451086>stuck with shoughKek funny cause it rhymes :^)
>>152451160Also his o-line is shit too but he’s gotten everything else he’s asked for
>>152451185previous hardknocks stuff has been really good, i highly recommend it to all football frens
>>152451171>so assmad he had to go digging for some screenshotslmao it's so easy make him. Kwaretard
Based? Or no?
>>152451224very based, mom faith is a great push
>>152450986Enlighten me on what aspects of his game that post is wrong about.
>sheagles>gayvens>failcunts>tardinalsthe absolute state of bird teams, xhecocks are the only ones pulling their weight
Would you smell a Latina girl's ass?
>>152451191depends on tiebreakers
>>152451160>Does he really want to leavenah the media is spinning shit again hes just frustrated with how the season has gone>the bengals defense is shit, but this year went to waste because he was injuredthe year went to waste because the defense is shit. they would have lost against the jets and bears even if burrow were playing>They looked nice since he came backthey looked nice against an injury riddled lamar and a coach that abandoned the run when the defense couldn't stop it>they honestly lost the Bills game because of Burrows back to back picksthey lost the Bills game because the defense allowed 450 yards and didnt force a single punt. they lost the Bills game because they let allen run for a 40 yard touchdown. they lost the Bills game because they can't cover tight ends. they lost the Bills game because they let allen run for 16 yards untouched on 3rd and 15 to seal the game
>>152451023Yeah the poser doesn't know ball. He thinks wigger Carson Beck is a great player.
>actually you're the one who's mad not me!!!!lol shit for brains really going all out for his boy Shough>>152451242He doesn't have a great arm, I don't think his ball placement is impressive at any level and he doesn't feel or escape from pressure very well. I watched a ton of his games in college btw even went back to his Texas Tech tape so I'm not talking out of my ass. If he ends up being a decent QB I'll take the L but I don't see it happening
>>152451224If they win, based. If they lose, well you'll get them next time, just bolieve in your self :)
>>152451119>>152451219Leave my boyfriend alone
>>152451302You okay? That guy was a jerk, I'll come over and comfort you.
>Late season>Playoff positioning still wide open>Last week of games have still been slop
All this talk about forceable gay sex mad me miss Temujin
>>152450402>>152450368Lol and I remember the stat mutt saying that Mahomes was transitioning into a scrambling QB like Rodgers and he kept bringing up that Mahomes had less rushing yards than Purdy last season as if that meant anything.>>152450420Not according to the stat mutt
>>152451171Fucking everyone knew Maye would be good retard. Give me some actually hot takes that panned out.
>replying to old threads
>blo dix
>>152451014BelichickHolmgrenReevesShanahan
>>152451014couple QBbabbies in there
>>152451411Mina would lick Bo's asshole if he told her to.
>BHC
>>152451379>everyone knew Maye would be goodkek nice revisionist history. He had supporters like me but most people and media thought 1 conversation was either Caleb or Jayden. Right now he looks like the best QB in the class and I say that despite hating the fagtriots. Having said that I guess it depends on good vs best in the class since most people liked a bunch of the QBs
>>152450576>If he had Puka and Davante to throw to he would be the MVP candidate instead of old man Stafford
>>152451439The only people who said Caleb would be good were being paid to promote him.
Who are we cheering for tonight?
>>152451411Mina is such a beautiful and dignified woman. Women who look like they have a successful white collar or academic career are my weakness, as well as grannies.
>>152451481Ryback
>>152451481sexy webms
>>152451439>heh but the media was saying the blacks qbs were betterLol cmon bruh
>>152451439I think Brock Purdy was the best QB in the 2022 class.
>>152450723Also Stafford's next three games are on national TV. Lions is America's game of the Week, TNF in Seattle, then MNF in Atlanta. The mission is to go 3-0 and lock up the 1 seed so Jimmy G can face the Cardinals in week 18.
>>152451484Very based. Nothing hotter than an intelligent, passionate, independent woman that is respected in her field
>>152451487>Rybitch's adulation
>>152451484Lucky for you she looks like both
>>152451439He was the consensus #1 overall pick until Williams got the undeserved Mahomie comp, revisionist history my ass
>>152451481The last coat of lacquer I sprayed to be dry enough for me to rub one out
i dont hate jerry jones
>>152451511She looks way better now. I think her makeup routine was pretty bad back then.
>>152451537she looks way better in >>152451511
>>152451531GODleb is still ascending thoughbeit.
>>152451171>ehrm box nix to Denver makes tons of senseImagine posting this like it's a win. Literally everybody was saying and projecting that.
kek
>>152451561Most stable Eagles fan
>>152451545No she doesn't. STOP SAYING THAT
>>152451531>He was the consensus #1 overall pick until Williams got the undeserved Mahomie compNone of the big name draft analysts had Drake Maye over Caleb. Daniel Jeremiah, Mel Kiper, Dane Brugler, Joel Klatt, Chris Simms etc all had it Caleb or Jayden 1
>>152451537Lenny spotted
Is there a way for both of these teams to lose tonight?
>>152451531He was never consensus #1. I actually watch college football so I know. Lincoln Riley had a way bigger brand than post-Texas Mack Brown
>>152451596no
>>152451561>doesn't ask if he's gonna hurt anybody elseKek can't get an arrest if he hasn't had a chance to commit a crime yet, at least one that sticks.
Oy vey>Former 2018 10th overall pick QB Josh Rosen is now enrolled at The Wharton School in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania to become a banker
>>152451607>UPennkekaroo
>>152450800I don't think his is anything special. It's a spread em out West Coast kind of schtick. I wish he leaned more into an under center run game with heavier personnel and incorporated more bootlegs into his playcalling.
>>152451624>spread em outOh yess zaddyyy <3
>>152450615this fucking season feels unreal
Let’s get some pussy toniiiiiight!
>another genny edition of chicanos seething at the kiwi
>>152451639>st. louis cardinalsdafuq
>>152451646You can hop off of your vpns anytime
Do not reply to Der Chikaner. Ignore him.
>>152451656why dont you hop off of Chadwi's dick
>>152451639My QB either makes the CCG or misses the playoffs entirelyMahomesian
>>152451624Just sign Mike McCarthy
>>152451632Bo Nix Gets the most out of his abilities but hes nothing special, like a Michael Penix Jr.
>>152451558Way to ignore the rest of the post mutt. Nobody else had Maye and Nix as the top 2 QBs in the draft here or anywhere else. Maye the Eye Test is obvious but Nix people still have reservations. It'll take either a ring or him having a good statistical season in 2026 before faggots come around to the fact they don't know ball and got it wrong
>>152451648Reddit joke
>>152450677One of the many Josh Allen flops
>>152451607what's there to even learn about banking anyway?
>>152451678>Nobody else had Maye and Nix as the top 2 QBs in the draft here or anywhere elseKiwi spreading lies again high off his own supply
>>152451639deranged logo choices and placement
>>152451665>simping for a foreignerBrown detected
>>152451692You have to be baiting
I remember Zach was winning the competition before Nix was named.
>>152451678>I always said bo nix to broncos made sense after I heard Mel kiker say Kek and this nigga claims he knows ball
>>152451686How to count to 6 million and how to use that number to win arguments.
>>152451707No bait plenty of people saw Nix to the bumcos it wasnt that special
White QB's vs Black QB'sWho won this season?
>>152451692>Cowherd making some innocuous comment is a ranking He's a talking head not a draft analyst. He went from saying the Steelers should trade multiple 1st round picks and TJ Watt to draft Shedeur Sanders to then being "out on him" in the span of 6 months lmfao. I also meant having Maye+Nix as top 2 not having one or the other as the best in the class. I know for a fact a bunch had Maye as 1
I needed a bachelors in Mathematics to find out if 7 is more than 3
go away mina
One episode in and it's pretty kino
>>152451722Legit who the fuck cares though none of these dudes have won anything. They can both go one and done then have shit follow up seasons like Stroud and Daniels and then how fucking dumb will you look?
>>152451711>he thinks I regularly listen to Mel Kiper or knew he said thatNope first person I heard say Nix to Denver was Joel Klatt but it was something I came to independently as a good pairing
>>152451715>kiwi stole his takes from a random twitter mexican YIKESIKES
>>152451721Homosexual QBs
>>152451734>scam tard's career highlight so far is a throwawaygrim
Sucking off Maye and Nix like they are bonafide HoF QBs is setting yourself up for embarassment. Then again im posting in nu-/nfl/ so shamelessness is to be expected.
>>152451749>scam tardKek
>>152451722Kek I remember hearing Coward say dem boys should draft Shedeur and hire Primate Sr
>>152451743>independentlySurrrreeee
The Game Awards are on right now. I've never seen it before, what am I in for?
>browns seething about anglos
>>152451734I doubt this is a good form to tackle someone
>>152451607Imagine walking into a bank and seeing this guy at the teller. >Banking is in my blood>I can manage your assets and do risk analysis on your investmentsYeah I've come to the right place
>>152451722I'm curious as to why you like Carson Beck so much. Is it because of his size, plus arm, and his ability to throw strikes over the middle of the field?
I wanted bo nix for my bronkies and was happy that they got him but then he nooded all over the place a few times and I've been very critical of him since. If he kwabs this game that's his m.o.
>>152451743>confirming that literally everybody was saying this
>>152451778He likes the endless turnovers, the bad attitude, and the inability to win a big game.
>>152451706kiwi is whiter than you
Josh Allen almost had his season done
TheoreticallyCould joe burrow retire, forego his contract with the bengals, then unretire to get on a better team next year?
>>152451715>>152451758Why are you posting randoms on Twitter saying Nix to the Bronocs is proof that I didn't come to it independently? So you think I follow either of those fucking no name randoms? It's like me saying Carson Beck should be a Raider do you think if I googled "Carson Beck Raiders" there wouldn't be some people saying the same thing? Of course there would be. Doesn't mean I didn't come to that thought independently. I swear you mutts go out of your way to look stupid kek>>152451778Size, toughness, experience, sees the field well and has played great in big games/moments. The turnovers are a genuine concern as well as maturity questions regarding some off the field stuff and his exit from Georgia. That's why I think he could still be available in round 3
>>152451822Yes
>>152451822No. If he unretired then the Bengals would still have rights to him.
>>152451805Proof? Cause indians can be pretty white
>>152451511>>152451537mina is beautiful at all ages, but i think she is most beautiful today
>>152451829You’re replying to chikaner
>Why are you posting randoms on Twitter saying Nix to the Bronocs is proof that I didn't come to it independentlyBecause they all came to that conclusion FIRST idiot and you are a notorious schizo who will do anything for attention
>>152451822little joey boo boo gets an nothing burger injury every other season that keeps him out for the seasoncompare this to herbert that starts a week after hand surgery he should retire
>>152451757Kek i remember that. He is back on the shitter train after the titans game now too
>>152451837So the jew circumcision spammer Kiwi is the reason for this spamming idiot like I told everyone before? Well fucking duh
are you guys watching this POS TNF game or the Game Awards tonight
>>152451848He definitely is glass joe, but i just want to see him play one season behind a good o line
>>152451865Wheres the dick anon
>>152451865would but im watching my fat wife get plapped by 3 black men tonight
>>152451848In Joeybortions defense, bengals GM can’t draft olinemen
>>152451865Make her twerk
But for real, when is the NFL going to do something about the Bidwells and the AZ Cardinals?
>>152451874go chiefs btw
>listening to middle aged women talk about sports>simping over the same menopausal 5/10>all to pretend you have some distinct personality on 4chan
Why do people on this site hate Joe Reddit so much? Is it because he’s handsome?
>>152451874Broncos country! Lets Ride!
>>152451865ye, gotta see if my winning numbers come in
>>152451865That better be a man or else faggot
>>152451889
>>152451889I would personally let Joe drag his nuts across my face but thats just me. Ravens Flock, stand up!
>>152451889He's a furry
>>152450575fag
>>152451901>being straightKek what a loser
Football is gay. There's no room for racism or homophobia in this sport.
>>152451901Football is gay
>>152451842>independently means firstHoly fucking kek this mutt is legit retarded. If you do a maths test and figure out 100+237=337 are you coming to that conclusion independently or because other people in history have previously said 100+237=337? Would love to hear your thoughts on this one
>>152450677I choose to believe that was not a flop and the blonde Chad is just that strong.
>Colts have no 1 round draft picksWith Danny Pennies tearing his ACL, he's not coming back for the start of the next season. Colts have to either run Phillip Rivers another year or accept the Riley Leonard experience
>>152451915They will happily accept the Riley Leonard experience
>>152451915There will be some black qb shitter on the market they will trade for. Geno or fields getting yet another chance perhaps
>>152451915Daniel Jones is unironically their guy
>>152451912You have bee. A complete joke JFFM nobody has ever respected what you have had to say, sure you can be funny sometimes when everyone goes off topic but you have been a laughingstock for many years enough for you to get bullied out of your tripWhy in the WORLD would I ever believe you? Your a fucking jobless schizo who wants to LARP as an American instead of watching Rugby lime a normal kangaroo
>>152451848He is injury prone but he is still absolutely elite, but he'll never win anything as a Bungle.
JFFM you are a loserNobody cares what you have to say you suck off Joe fucking Flacco.
>>152451915It doesn’t take a year to recover from an ACL tear
Well /nfl/, would you?
>>152451952
>>152451952With no condom. Unless that's a tranny. Then kys
>>152451952Only if they have a huge BBC
>>152451967>not wanting to fuck trapsLook at this fucking faggot here and LAUGH
>>152451970Kys homo
>>152451911Hes reddit alright
>>152451915Leonard didn't look bad at all against the Jags.
>>152451889Joe Burrow is a left-wing nutjob
>>152451889No grit at all.
>>152451976>simp and cuck in order to access holeKys first straight
>#5 in cap space next yearHow will >we fuck this up?
Kys this bussy
>>152451911>>152451977>>152451895You do realize Joe says things like this to avoid controversy and so the media stays off his back right? He's secretly a huge racist and gun enthusiast
>>152451997Hopefully with lube and a vibrator daddy, lets pick a tight end and go all the way ;)
>>152452002>He's secretly a huge racist and gun enthusiast
Tonight's game is going to be a total slopfest (though not nearly as sloppy as PHI/LAC was). Low-key kinda hoping the Falcons win so the Panthers' spot improves.
Uh oh the kiwindian having a melty lmao
>>152452002I mean they're the most milquetoast "I hear you..." bullshit sort of answers that don't actually say anything other than "Don't call me racist/sexist/whatever" But saying he is racist or whatever is cope lol. He definitely is not a gun guy and didn't even buy his oline guns and instead bought them swords.
>>152452002He blows dudes in the lockerroom
>>152452009Why are you so gay? I mean, like thats not a problem but do you have to be so flamboyant?
i have become sympathetic for the cowboys and i feel conflicted
>>152452017Dude im just living my truth. Im tired of hiding.
John Cena is retiring in 2 days ;_;7
>>152450477Kevin Stefanski is getting overhated by the media. I think he's mediocre and should be let go but come on these people are calling his character into question.
I thought everyone in this thread except Youngcuck was straight
>152452031>gets raped into a bottom by cholos
>>152452031>Kiwi got anally gaped in New Orleans>spread his bussy online for strangers on /sp/You guessed wrong, im here living my truth too
Why didnt anyone tell me Burrow was this zesty?Jesus christ
I love these kinds of primetime games. no one really cares about either team and it's just fun to shitpost about foobawl
>>152452060>outing yourself as a cazzieBurrow has always been a zest merchant
>>152451938You sound beyond upset shit for brains. I don't ask for "respect" from anyone here it's just a fucking forum that you clearly take too seriously considering how mad you are at a basic QB evaluation conversation. I also didn't get "bullied" out of my trip it's just easier to ban evade as anonymous. I've used plenty of different trips over the years not just JFFM>Why in the WORLD would I ever believe you?You don't have to. You didn't even have to reply but you did anyway because you're genuinely upset kek. You know I'm right
>>152450615I feel like arm strength is almost a matter of connective tissue and tendon insertions as much as anything else. None of the guys with legendary arm strength had physically huge harms. Brady was borderline skinny and he could throw it 70 yards if he had to
>>152452070Ill put shit on your post if you know what im talking about zaddy Football :)
>>152452016No you do
Joe Burrow is the type of guy to bleach his anus and have a collection of nipple clamps
>>152452078why are u gae?
>>152452013as a White guy with blue eyes you know the (((media))) brownoids had their sights set on him for destruction as soon as he got into the league. He also got those lines, especially in 2020, as part of his media prep.
>needing to ban evade on 4channel
>>152452060
>>152450677How has no one said Mahomes yet
Nice to see another Mahomes Schizo meltyIt's been a while
>>152452090>>>/pol/
>>152452086actually that's Ryan Day who jettisoned him from anOSU
I identify as Asexual, which I have gone on record saying multiple times. Anyone else claiming otherwise is an imposter pretending to be me. No I will not begin posting with a tripcode. Yes, trolls are going to continue to troll. I honestly don't give a shit, I hope they're having fun. Let 'em stay insecure and obsessed. I'm not going to stop posting as the name I created for myself because I don't fear trolls that insist on dragging my name through the mud. I forgive and accept them for who they are unconditionally. Football.
>>152452090Well, I do believe part of it is that because he is handsome white traditional QB man he is under more media scrutiny. I also think he himself is probably uninterested in the annoyance.
>i just want the nfl to be FUN again, he he hehehe HEE HEE HEEEE
I really really like women.
>>152452116>just force it to AJ bro, what could go wrong
Go Chargies!
toe shiesty just needs to drop some acid in the offseaon then he'll be right
>>152452116>be the Elgses>know you have a shit >black QB who can't throw>game plans are very conservative>your cro-mag fanbase is very upset>switch it up and have him pass more>4 INTs
>>152452117Got an audible laugh out of me, I have never seen that photo of him before. It's probably AI.
>>152452134He needs to go on a dark retreat with Rodgers... he'll come back an MVP...
I really really love men.
>>152452137>4 INTs+ fumbleKevin Patullo is owed an apology
>>152452142
>>152452090Cognitive dissonanceHe's a faggot and so are you for sucking his dick
SBMVP
>>152451865
>>152452149>you wanna know how i got this turf toe?
>1st & 10>shieeeeeeeeeeeeeet, I NEEDS to force this into double coverage!
>>152452073Nigger nobody is mad everyone is rightly implying how dumb you are right now for constantly bringing it up >how mad you are at a basic QB evaluation conversationthis is the first time Ive even called you out on how broken of a record you are right now, you have been jacking yourself off in this genny constantly about this that it has become rather annoying to hear you act as if you know anything at all
Caleb slid in my DMs again
It'd be a crime against humanity if Phillip Rivers isn't mic'd up this Sunday
>bet on yourself, finish the story
>>152452160Why do I get the feeling this is Temujin?
>>152452160Trip on Temujin, I recognize that image.
>>152452118Lol what are you?gay?
>>152450937I don't think Burrow expected to have a lockdown defense with what they have to spend and was assuming the offense would have to win most of the games. And they should be. A team that can score 30+ points like clockwork shouldn"t be struggling to climb above .500. The defense just needs to be like a C-minus and they can't even manage that
>>152452142It's real https://www.instagram.com/joeyb_9/p/DQpGPYPgPhl/?hl=en
>>152452142its a real photo
>>152452160Common Kiwi W
>>152452164Is he tryna do a barbie look? wtf is that
>>152452180If that is true he actually did a good jobgood job joey :)
>>152452150Only faggot here is you, cock sucker.
>>152452187It was his hairstyle last year. Everyone called him eminem and then he grew it out and stopped bleaching it lol.
Joe Burrow to the Rams is the only way forward
>always wonder why back spasms keep a player out>get a spasm in my calf>worst pain I've ever felt
>>152452187Hes a fan of the backstreet boys, its an homage to them
>>152452199you ever get gas so bad it feels like your guts are exploding?
>>152452160Constantly bringing up what? I only brought up the screenshot because >>152451119 said I'm "constantly proven to have terrible dogshit opinions" so I posted a screenshot where I was right about two QB evaluations. That's how the whole conversation about them started I didn't bring it up out of nowhere or even care to discuss it in depth. I'd rather talk about Carson Beck or other QBs for next years draft if we're going to have a QB discussion
Joe Burrow is 100 percent requesting a trade to the NFC after this season is over
>>152452199Just eat a banana nigga, like damn wtf
I hope this piece of shit is burning in hell as we speak for letting Doug Williams be anything but a Buccaneer
'sup bitches
>>152452199Yeah, about 3-4 times a year I will wake up in the morning and get a horrific calf cramp that actually fucks me up for like 2 days even if I eat bananas and drink gatorade and stuff.
>>152452199Damn reading this shit reminded me the time I was getting calf cramps. Waking up in the middle of the night screaming in pain I think it was a cramp wtf is the difference between that and a spasm?
good night frens, enjoy your comfy non-stress primetime football
>>152452204Those clothes look cheap as hell.
>>152452217I hope hes traded to the Cardinals
>>152452233A cramp is a type of spasm
I’m not watching tonight’s shitshow. I’m gonna goon
>>152450677That is so well practiced. How embarrassing
>>152452240Dont worry, he paid some woman like $2500 to buy those clothes for him.
>>152452245>Chiefs 0.0%
>>152452204KWAB
>>152452199I was doing calf raises and I got a cramp and it wouldn't go away and I literally almost passed out
>>152452257Fuck you, this is DRIP and SWAG
>>152452245>
>>152452191Burrow is a raging faggot leftist. You never see Nix, Maye, Cousins, or Flacco get preachy.
>>152452245>>152452272>Choofs>6-7
a serious bo induced meltdown in this thread.
>>152452217Come to Philly. We'll trade squirts and one of our D players we can't afford to keep.
WHERE COLIN WAS WHITE
>>152452276None of those people are as good as Burrow so they don't have to worry about people hounding them over their views
>>152452278Many such cases. Going to be a whole lot more before the season is over
SOON
joe bussy is elite but i fear he will never win anything due to his fragile flesh
It's unfortunate that Burrow plays for the Bengals. He's too good not to have won at least one ring by now.
>Rivers is the same age as the Panthers head coach
>>152452295All famous white people do.
>Rivers is unironically going to play
>>152452282Colin Cowherd made me lose my shit today when he did his Joe Burrow bit.>J-Mac; What if he becomes a villain?>Colin; So what? You'll be a villain in Cincinnati. I mean do they even have an Applebee's?
>>152452090>He's Aryan! He must be based! You're retarded and clinging to your race as the one thing that saves you, when you really should be saving your weight problem
>>152452311Did you come to that conclusion independently or because other people told you?>>152452319Did you come to that conclusion independently or because other people told you?
>>152452332Yes, and the first defense he's going to play against is Seattle's defense. Brutal. The Colts' remaining schedule is also brutal.
>>152452148Patullo is the reason they're spamming 40 passes in a game they shouldn't be.
>>152452341Friendly reminder
Just remembered LaMeme is never winning a ring lmao
>>152452319>He's too good not to have won at least one ring by now.There have been a several great to elite QBs who never won a ring, what makes him so special?
>>152452339Did you come to that conclusion independently or because other people told you?
>>152452341no i heard it from my friens at /nfl/ :)
>>152452349also pictured>eagles superbowl changes this season
Joe Burrow to the rams after Stafford retires after winning the Super Bowl. They have the draft capital instead of trading up for a qb they need to develop
Also a friendly reminder that Lamar pretended to be injured in the middle of a game because he was too mindbroken and bootyblasted to finish the game.
i have type 2 diabetes but i need cash now
>>152452319He had his chance and failed
>>152452367Bad karma. See Russell Wilson's time with the Broncos. Don't play for a team you played against in the Owl
>Steelers doctors killed TJ WattKWAB LMAO
>>152452388Then stay a loser
>>152452367Sorry, the scripts already in. McVay will atone for his sins with Goof by drafting and developing Mendoza. That's his type of guy.
>>152452198Wishful thinking. Stafford had 2 years left on his contract when the Lions traded him. Burrow has 5. Stafford was traded for a third, 2 firsts, and Jared Goff. Jared Goff was a much younger qb around Burrow’s current age. He was seen as a bust but he was a former 1st overall pick who took the Rams to a sb (but lost). The Rams don’t have anything to trade. If they trade picks they’re in trouble, they’ve only had two first since the deal. Who would they throw in?
>>152452354>>152452382His team lost to a team that was rigged to win. The Bengals got screwed and anyone with half a brain knows that the Rasm recent ring was gifted to them and is plastic and soulless.
>>152452410Shut the fuck up. The Bungholes literally were gifted a refball TD.
>>152452408>Who would they throw in?Nakua, then find yet another all pro receiver in the 4th round
Maybe the bungles should ask Munoz to unretire
>>152452427Fuck yeah, Nakua, Higgins, and Chase all on the same team!
>>152452408>The Rams don't have anything to tradeBoy you lying. They have two firsts this year, a first next year, and can throw in Jimmy G as a tank commander for the Bengos. He can't be worse than Old Man Joe Flacco.
>>152452374call JG Sneedworth
>>152452418so were the rams
i can't wait to watch >my dogshit team get absolutely bootyblasted tonight
>>152452443When?>The play before the penalty on Wilson looked more like a holding penalty on the Bengals but there was no flag thrown. On the play after the call on Wilson, Matthew Stafford threw to Kupp for an apparent touchdown but there were penalties called on both teams.
Do you like bussy because you came inside of one independently or because /nfl/ told you?
for which team will joe bussy be getting sacked next season?
>>152452443Take both of those refball TDs off the board. Rams win 16-13.
>>152452455That's not a hold
>>152452458Joe could sack my bussy if you know what I mean
>>152451901I'll make you into a power bottom.
>>152452467Kek clueless faggot
>>152452458The New Orleans Saints
>>152452455same play as the logan wilson """"hold""""
Yes I will be watching the TNF NFCS slopbowl tonight. Actually kind of hoping the Falcons win so that the Panthers move up in the division.
>>152451976>>152451901Are there really this many straights on my 4channel? Why would you do this?
>>152452464add 4 points for this missed DPI that would have been a touchdown. bungles win 17-16
>>152452427>>152452435Bengals don’t need another pro WR, they wouldn’t be able to afford them all.>>152452439Bengals would never accept such a shitty trade. All these Rams wishful thinkers are just trying to cope because they’re about to lose Stafford to retirement
I've seen enough. Tyler Shough and the Saints are winning out and going on a Superb Owl run.
>>152452477Christ, refs rigged this shit big time.
I got two 6 lbs rib roasts for $85
>>152452477>grasping at straws
Win the superb ussy
>Mfw more than one AFC Dude in the thread again
>>152452484Thats not a hold
Ryan Clark race baiting again keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek literally cannot help himself fucking dumbass minstrel
>>152452484Give the Rams an extra TD for every hold they put on Aaron Donald.
>>152452502if >>152452455 is a hold then so is >>152452484
>he thinks he can impersonate meIm just living my truth and some faggot comes along. Why are there schizos in each thread?
>>152452495>D-DOESNT COUNT..!!KWAB
>Tom Brady on Philip Rivers comeback: 'I certainly could' still play QB in the NFLBrady is seething.
>thread having a Rams induced melty againHow many times has it been this year?
>>152452514>Shitter screencap>First take
I didn't get selected for the Chicongo Marathon lottery today so I'm going to run for Pat Tillman's foundation. Was he murdered by his guys?
>>152452517The real AFC Dude isn't a homophobe though, silly. Try and be more convincing.
>>152452514Mel Tucker was fired from Michigan State for sexual harassment. He’s also a black. Noticing a pattern
>>152452514He knows nobody will challenge his point, so it's an easy out for him.
>>152452515bungles oline couldn't hold shit even if they tried they were so bad. but add a touchdown for this missed offside on 4th down
>imposter replying to meI dont care about your nonsense posts I just want to talk football and handsome men, god forbid a white boy get some motion
>>152452485Rams have enough capital that they're fine either way. They definitely have enough to move up for the #1 pick for Stafford's replacement.
>>152452523it's a reffie-induced melty for me I don't care about the rams one way or another. they ruined what should have been a great owl
>>152452549The real AFC Dude also isn't homosexual. Try again!
>>152452520Raiders might as well put him in he's better than Ge-NOOOO or Pick6
>>152452549Sent that meme to my white friend and it made him very uncomfortable. I love it.
>>152450670>backwards hat qbcollin cowherd bros...
>>152452514hes not wrong though, black coaches are discriminated against
Just woke up, apparently Joe Burrow is retiring??
>>152452589for justified reasons
>>152452520>>152452568i’ve been waiting for it all season
>Baker gets injured before the playoffs>Brady sells his stake in the Raiders and unretires to play with the bucs
>>152452569Unfortunately your friend is gullible for believing the words of blatant trolling.
>>152452589The longest tenured HC in the NFL is black but yea "muh poor blackies never get nufn" lol
>>152452528yes :(
Redpill me on Philip Rivers. Wasn’t he just average his last year as a QB? Seems to me he’ll almost certainly be terrible after 6 years away unless he’s been practicing regularly.
>>152452440877-CASH NOW!why the fuck do I know this?
The teams that make the most sense for Burrow he can’t go to. Steelers are in the same division, a trade would never happen. Colts have no draft picks because they traded them for a cb. The only NFC team that makes sense is the Vikings. Nine is a project though, he can’t even throw to his own star WR.
>>152452614he was always average
>>152452596If I had Joey Reddit's kind of money I'd probably want to retire too. Especially if I was stuck playing on the Bengals.
>>152452596Burrow realized that being a little faggot and forcing your team to give all the money to you and your two bucks on the receiving corps means you get a shit team in every other area that cant sustain the daisy chain you 3 gayboys got going on. He realized hes not anointed to win owls, hes not some hall of famer, hes just Carson Palmer 2 and his mortality has finally settled in
is this based?
>>152452596No, he gave a melancholic press conference.
>>152452616The opera singing commercial
>>152452631sheeeeeit
>>152452514Lol this is fucking hilarious
Here are the highest-paid quarterbacks by average annual value:Rank Player AAV Team1 Dak Prescott $60 million Cowboys2 Josh Allen $55 million Bills Joe Burrow $55 million Bengals Trevor Lawrence $55 million Jaguars Jordan Love $55 million Packers6 Tua Tagovailoa $53.1 million Dolphins7 Jared Goff $53 million Lions Brock Purdy $53 million 49ers9 Justin Herbert $52.5 million Chargers10 Lamar Jackson $52 million Ravens
>>152452614as that other guy said, 5 years of coaching middle school and constantly fucking his wife and then getting off the couch to play in the nfl makes it impossible for him to have a good game against the seahawks defense
>>152452606>Baker drags team to owl >gets heemed in the nfccg>brady unretires and snipes another ring
Why does the TNF game have to be Shitbirds at Cucks n' Queers? Couldn't they have gotten two good teams to play? TNF is cursed.
>>152452631Not really. As a matter of fact this is a pretty good example of why the world is experiencing overpopulation.
>>152452614His last two seasons were average. And he weighs more than he did then by his own admission (and it’s not muscle).
>>152452631dumb fuck is never going to have money for himself
>>152452596He's being traded to the eagles in the off season, Philly is done with bumass hurts
>>152452642I keep on forgetting Dak is the highest paid QB wtf...?
>>152452631Why do they nut inside them lol like nut in their mouths make them swallow nut in their fake hair
>>152452626tldr; you're a schizo
>>152452654I wish. Would be fucking sickI'd be ok with trying Tanner McKee though
Really enjoying this new docuseries on the Bucs but now I'm just pissed off that my night is going to be ruined when my Bucs lose to the fucking Falcons later
>>152452631Let's be real. We all fantasize about this. But the all the eventual legal trouble he's going to get himself into is not worth it.
>>152452654burrows throwing to aj brown and goedert would be cool to see
>>152452614He took then to the playoffs, 11-5 I think. Lost in the playoffs but he's always done that. He had a pretty great meltdown against the Patriots in 2018 I think. Started throwing his hands up and screaming at his team mates, quintessential Rivers moment. People only call him mediocre because there were a lot more talented qbs then. He'd possibly be top 5 right now if he was in his prime because almost all of them are mediocre.
>>152452642remember when people said that Hurts made too much lol? >>152452657Jerry
Absolute embarrassment of a tee enn eff
>>152452642Drake Maye is making 9 million btw
>>152452666kirko blessed by satan triplesexpect a monster game from him to pitts
>>152452631>who on the team would you not want dating your sister
Should I watch the game, goon, or watch Indiana Jones
>>152452584niggas will say the bengals defense played well when shit like this was constantly bailing them out. ravens put up 45 easy on sunday
>>152452690Why not all three?
>>152452690you can do all of those
>>152450969Two cheeks of the same ass
>>152452697and i wanna kiss both of em
>>152452697And im cumming in!
>>152452677>remember when people said that Hurts made too much lol?he does
Backstreet Boys are considered gay in EuropeIt's a gay bandjust thought you burgers would like to know that
Tom Brady can't play cause he's an owner
>>152452654This I can see happening. I can see the Eagles packaging Hurts, 1 or 2 defensive pieces, and two firsts to get Burrow
>>152452701>>152452702GO PACK GO
>>152452658That can still end badly, Boris Becker spent years fighting in court over pic related since they never had vaginal sex, the mother just spat it out and shoved it in
>>152452679He's on a rookie deal stupid, when his contract is up he'll be expected to set the market as well
the two smallest /sp/ fanbases face off tonight bucs (4 confirmed posters, of which i am one) and falcons (about 10 total)
>>152452728There's only 4 posters in /nfl/. And I am three of them.
>>152452677He still does
>>152452728don’t worry plenty of us here to laugh at you guys going down to kirko chainz
>>152452728there probably wont even be a gamethread
If the Saints can do it so can you Falcons
>>152452728There are two, MAYBE three, other Commies
>>152452709>>152452746he won an owl, it's more than worth it to be the like 12th highest paid QB
>gametime in an hour>bucs stadium is LEGIT emptygrim.
>>152452730Not great not terrible
>>152452642AAV is useless. 2026 cap hits:>$80,716,514 - Deshaun Watson >$78,213,888 - Patrick Mahomes >$74,500,000 - Lamar Jackson >$74,068,430 - Dak Prescot>$69,600,000 - Jared Goff>$57,500,000 - Kirk Cousins>$56,400,000 - Tua Tagovailoa>$56,388,000 - Josh Allen>$53,260,677 - Kyler Murray>$48,266,668 - Matthew Stafford
>>152452728Gayfield fanboys are kinda insufferable
>>152452155sad it took so long for someone to notice
>>152452755>>152452755>>152452755next
>>152450677Crazy that people watch this faggotry
