tom won
I'm just out here fishing, living my absolute best life.
It wasn’t rape Dana wanted Daddyganu’s BBC to stretch him out
Dana White got handled by the former lineal PFL chairman of Africa! Grok it if you have to, I'm not lying!
>first bong post is about gay interracial sex surprising no one!
>>152452037Homosexually coded post.
>>152452057I’m Arabic
>I'm Arab
>>152452075surprising no one
Answer me this riddle /heem/:What fights once a year while contending, once a parent company while champ and never during ramamada?
>>152452087Brown daddies got ya birth control boiminge moist I’m afraid
Word is tensions were already high after Ngannou appeared on food truck diaries. Ngannou got violent after Dana confronted him on expensing at least 3 trips to Bulgaria with Ellie Bisping
>So right when I thought Francis was going to rip Hunter's head off his shoulders Joanna bursts into the office and starts yelling at Francis about not calling her back and being a playboy or some shit. Francis looked shook...we all were honestly. Anyway I paid Joanna 50k to apologise to us on Instagram.
>>152452122My what?!
the consummate ambassador Dana White
>I tell you guys all the time, we’re in the fucking fight business. Shit happens.>And then we were in Boston and he showed me who he was. So I told the fucking boys, he lost a couple and I said, ‘I don’t want to be in business with this guy.
Maldaddy should sue Joanna for trying to suckle his black mamba in public
>>152452177Jamdaddy? Got turned down and crashed out.
>There was nothing that made me happier than throwing that guy over to the fucking PFL>Let me tell you what, if we let guys go, feel bad for the fucking company that gets them. We let them go for a fucking reason. >I don’t have to let anybody go. I don’t want to be in business with guys that I don’t like, and that I don’t think are good guys.
New Indian fighter
>>152452157Ya let beagles and blacks bust ya birth control bussy to bits sadly
>"Oh they're from the North?"Why did Schaub say this like he was a plantation owner seceding from the union?
>>152452230What the fuck does any of that even mean honestly?
>>152452239might be a new mix of british-paki-indian, google isnt pulling anything up
>>152452260>>152452239Yeah but for my purposes I wanna be as sexy and feminine as possible because of AGP for whatever lucky guy I meet off grindr. So whenever I pull the trigger I’m gonna have to full shave my face and makeup and then it would be a long time until I could go back to having my cool facial hair and attracting women again.
>>152452284Where do you come up with this shit?
>>152452305My steatorrheussy squirts its juices whenever It senses a beagle or black daddy approaching
It really is just 2-3 subhumans that consistently bring down the quality of these threads, huh
>And when you talk about good guys, and bad guys, I’m in the fight business. >Shit happens, and I’m pretty lenient when it comes to tough guy shit. I’m not lenient with bad guy shit.
Nigger
>>1524523462-3 schnauzers bring my DDPs down to my ankles!
Francis is definitely one of those enns whom should have never been given money.
>mfw I namefag as a rapist
>>152452368
What did Sneed ever do to trigger this guy for life?
>>152452385
>>152452392He seemed happy.
>>152452385are the rumors true?
>>152452421It's true, TKO board of executives and UFC president himself Dana White were raped
>>152452421My dead daddy didn’t rape me.I asked for it by twerking my birth control booty in a dripping pair of dirty diaper panties!
Run down champ activity this yearPantoja fought twice this yearMerab fought 4 timesVolk oncetopuria onceDDP twicePereira twiceAspinjal once
francis needed those 50gs so his momma could continue living in her sand hut
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>152452444>Dirty Diaper Piggy
>>152452385>>152452403>>152452421'aid 'o
>>152452383
>>152452444>islam is the only champ who fought multiple times this year and never lostGOAT
>longest break since the 2010's>new broadcast partner>product never been shittier
UFC literally dies when Dana leaves.
>>152452498
>>152452509>where do we go from here?RIO!
>>152452509>product is shit o algo>WHEN IS THE NEXT CARD WAAAAAAaaaa WHY NO CARD You dirty shitskins cry, don't like anything and show up to complain while cheering on collapse.
>>152452581Aljodaddy had that pigga in gape mode!
racism in my weem thread is ill advised
>>152452632is that zahabi, the only ranked canadian fighter in the roster lol
>>152452653we have other ranked titans such as mike malott from beastly burlington and various wmma badasses
In retrospect, is war machine a real one? Heemed a woman with his hands and his meng
>>152452581None of us pay anything. Other than my UFC hot dog branding iron I never gave them a single cent.
canadian mma on display this weekendi remember gibson got flatlined by a random d tier brazza in bellator and cried when he woke up i dont think hes very good
>>152452676heemed her bf too but simps just focus on the woman, people forget man
>>152452676She goes by BBC machine now I’m afraid
Strick got fightfairy
>>152452687King Green fighting and that apezilian was saying the card is bad, cazzies don't deserve him
yan/merab is like gsp/serra and conor/diaz where the rubber match is unnecessary
A rematch a decade in the making. Chills.
Use this as the next /heem/ pic
>>152452744geoff neal got a crackwhore baby mama and her kid to feed let's get it on bruh #texas
>>152452521UFC died when they got rid of Goldy
>>152452761Love Bryce
>>152452706If anything hes raping the inmates. He can actually fight, what's some hillbillies and niggas gonna do?
>Francis said "duh duh duh I'm gonna rape you" but he didn't really rape me. Well actually maybe he did. Whatever. What did I say last time ? I don't remember. Anyway he's a very bad guy and he's dangerous as fuck and I love Israel I'll tell ya that much !
Green.
>>152452802 new background imaege
Calc 3 final tomorrow, any tips
Tom Aspinall is the white Diddy. And he's a quitter too
Nigga heil Hitler
>>152452834>blocks your path
>>152452834
Brown people support Francis while White people support Dana.
*walks out to Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft Punk*
>>152452846Dana is acting like Ngannou hit his dog with a hammer when he just put his hand on Dana's chest
>>152452864Dana is thinking of the children Francis murdered that will never see justice.
>Francis may have ran over a child but HE WOULD NEVER EVER threaten dana over a 50k bonus
>>152452801Dana said this and looked like this
bappa you see those kape pics talmbout milky b
I want to fuck a female nigger
>>152452844>best way to reheat pizzahe's only joking here btw, gsp definitely reheats his za by having one of his big booty kweens sit on it
>>152452864>hand on chest techniquethat's fucking illegal
dana let chuck kiss and rub his bald head because he knew he could put the iceman on ice with one slap
Dana let Tito kiss him on the freakin lips
>>152452826>"bring the pain"Jonathan "War Machine" Koppenhaver
>>152452912Same. I think Meloni imported some
>>152452844I reckon I could heem that guy.
UFC BJJ in 30 bings
previously... on /heem/
It has come to my attention some people are still bitter about what GSP did to bisping near 10 years later
>>152453071I don't blame GSP. I blame Bisping for ducking every single middleweight under 40 and inside the top 13
>>152453071that gnp would have stopped the fight these days. i miss when fighters had to finish fights
When I want to see a really high level fight, I turn to the bantamweights
>>152453116Last week had a banger like that
>>152453153>ibo versus iwo?!?! they're not doing us any favors, joe!
>THIS COURT FINDS YOU, GUILTY!BUH BUH BUH BUH! I NO UNASTAND*rapes bailiff*
DC Daniel Cornmeal burping and farting in the mic just doesn't have the UFC feel of Goldberg screaming about Transporter 4 while a heem is happening
>>152453071Rank the following wins >GSP vs Bisping >Makhchev vs JDM >Jones vs Gane >Mcgregor vs Alvarez
>hey francis we gave fotn to some guy making 10/10 that heemed his opponent on a weeks notice, hope thats ok>*sniffs* nho, dehna, i need dat money. dat money belongs to me i need watches and prep meds dehna you cannod take dis from me dehna dis money mine money
Need a gf like this to watch heems and cry with
>>152453209>Eddie>Bisping>JDM>Gane
>>152453209bisping jdm gane and alvarez all equally suck but conor is worse than the other 3 so his win is the most impressive
>>152452841No way..
>>152453061https://www.youtube.com/live/NXoz9JPNeD85 minutes
I hate how simps just slither about the internet doing free viral marketing like>euh, look at this girl I like do you wanna watch her tooNo thanks b I won't be granting validation to your ritual of creampieing your woolen sock hope you and her can one day meet in whatever layer of hell gooners and unmarried women land in
>>152453321Hoenstly? Respect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXoz9JPNeD8GET IN HERE UFC BJJ CHADS
>>152453321simp don't even know they are promoting whores for free
>Need a gf like this to watch Yan and cry with
Spammy you realize Sneed would fucking kill you if you ever ever said any of this shit to his face right?
>can't get any pussy i just need to watch yan snooze decision while crying about not getting pussy
>>152453279Pit slut.
>>152453446He's a fucking POG
>>152453463Grasso looking ROUGH!
Canuto would be cute if she wasn't pumped full of filler
>>152453375hell yeah dude
Evil Ngneivel attempts to jump 400 starving children! THE RWANDAN ROCKETEER!
Yooooo!! KOTOR 3!!!!!
>>152453572it'll be gay
>>152453572How would Darth Revan do on the ufc?
>>152453628I think two salshes from his lightsaber and he would kill Michael Johnson
I know you niggas think you're all fear factor and that but big deal
Khabib betrays Islam and cuts him down after he falls to the dark sideSorry for the spoiler
eyes boiling with rage and blood filled with kvass khabib brought the pillow down, completing the pact he had made to avoid the one who would expose him. It came at a price, one he was willing to pay.>Adbulmanap being suck into 1996 cgi portal
Spammy you do realize I would absolutely fucking kill you if you ever ever said any of that shit to my face right?
>>152453986this post made me chills just like Dana did when Ngannou threw a moon at him like Thanos after snapping child neck
YOOOOO LEON IN RE9!!!!!
>>152454113>>>/v/Chink faggot.
I havent played a resident evil since resident evil 3
>video games in 2025+1
>I hate yan when he beats fighters to a pulp. I wanna watch merab sniff some crotch!
>>152453209>Bon Gamin >Gooby>GSP>Islam
>I hate Yan putting on the best BW performance of all time
ALERT ALERT JIRI'S FIRST CHILD IS A GIRL ALERT ALERT
just how vile and twisted is Tom's son?
that would be cody vs cruz
/ourguy/ just dropped a vid
>>152454352That is one ugly nigger
>>152454352buh buh buh buh buh buh *rapes microphone*
>YAN FUCKING SUCKS. WATCHING MERAB KNEE THIGHS FOR 25 MIN SATISFIES MY AGP
>>152453375>BJJ
volk in street fighter movie
>>152453375Anyone who's seriously watching that shit needs to kill themselves immedietly.
volk spotted
bruh
Yancels and merasissies sure do browse a lot of tranny subreddits huh
Alexander Volkanovski is playing Joe in street fighter
Yoooo Street Fighter movie trailer!!! Looks dope!! And Volk is in it yooooo!!!!!!!
Wow bjj is really boring
Vote Brycehttps://stopantisemitism.org/asoty2025top10/
Volkanovski is filming a movie bet the fucking house on Lopes
>>152454518Ooooo, ching chong bing bong street fighter!!?
volk will have eye worms from bug burgers and lose by KO to muchacho culo lopes
Saaaar im Chinese not indian
van is mexican you race. obsessed. freakazoid.
>>152454491mate you literally get bummed by black trannies
If I saw Van in a reflective vest, I would think he was filipino. If I saw him in business casual, I would assume he's vietnamese.
>>152454539gane filmed a movie and ruined tom's career
8-9 title fights on white house card>Jones vs Pereira (IC HW belt)>Topuria vs Paddy (LW)>Kayla Harrison vs Shevchenko (WBW)>Islam vs Usman (WW)>Jiri vs Ank (LHW)>Taira vs Pantoja (Flyw)>Oliveira vs BSD (BMF)>Yan vs O'Malley (BW)>Khamzat vs Hernandez (MW)
>>152454660Proof?
oooohhhhh he kicked him kind of!
>UFC BJJ
HEEEEEM FINGER BREAKY
>>152454769Only casuals mock this
varela is a fucking clown
>>152454795Imagine roiding to do this
>>152454531very weak lineup
>>152454837yeah he should stop fucking around and get the sub
Varela is unironically walking him through the round since he doesn't want to further fuck his hand. Respect.
>herZOGis it possible to rig a crotch sniffing match?
based doc
>>152454893he's literally in the process of doing it right now
HEEM TAPPY
whats yall lil nigs watching lemme in on a lil sum
>>152454870Once you are nominated you cant be nominated again which is why fuentes and Candace are not there
>>152455018dana vs francis; oral office
>>152455018I'm watching internet misinformation
Tom now has three walking canes
>>152455248This is internet misinformation.
Death of mma
>>152455294This fact is verified by a true Daner patriot
>>152455018The vidoegame awards 2025
Dana patriot pops available at UFC: White House
Evanessense performing!!!!
>>152455612walled but voice still bootiful
Paddy layed it out pretty well. He's here. We haven’t cut him, we don’t dislike him. It is what it is. Arman knows how this played out behind the scenes. He knows, we ALL f**king know.
Reminderhttps://youtu.be/gS5g0K_AtVY?si=DG413PaKOuADg4Ub
if arman wants to be a gay mukbang monkey let him and just give paddy the belt all these helwani spawned belts are worthless anyway
Vishnu, I need you to do a large scale operation and find fightfairys pits
Vishnu do the needful and give dana white onahole pretty pink pussy please sir
>>152455725wow that guy must have defended the belt several times
Vishnu, revive Dada5000 to bring real street justice to raja jackson
this chicks name is tubby?
Fightfairy is indian cock only
SHEEM VERBAL TAPPY
>>152456749literally me except im brown :3
>>152456888gonna jump rope with your malaysian melons
has a fighter ever quit or tapped from shitting themselves? if not I might be ready to be the first
>>152456945kayla bros...
Call me Dr Sledgecock. Respectfully.
>>152456945If you had an involuntary release like vomiting or shitting the fight will be instantly stopped and declared a TKO. If you're shitting yourself do it in a way the ref won't notice and prey you don't have the runs
Are we watching the PFL championship or Apex slop tomorrow?
>>152456232Shiva in the flesh
>>152457275Uhhhhhh neither lil bro Im staring at the wall and fignering my asshoel
>>152457275We're watching ONE Friday Fights
so many niggers on heem… everywhere, niggers…
>>152451974>10pm main card free fightwhy do you hate us Danner?
yikes 2 posts up
Heem has been figured out
>So then Francis grabs Bulgaria and turns him around, gets right in his face and says "Buh buh buh." Yeah. He's a bad guy.
Is Dana in the...you know...the files?
I'm a Danaphile
>>152457537let's just say there's more to Fight Island than we know, in fear I chillingly admit
You are a Danaphile I'm a Danaphone we are not the same
if they keep this bjj stuff to thursdays, and dont put any of it on a fight card, then it will be fine.
fight pass is in the bin apparentlythey might be selling the archives though
>>152457537I'm sorry are you talking about jeffrey epstein? People are still talking about this creep...?
>>152457598nope it's staying! shall be named halalpass and free for moslem 29.99 to america dogs inshalowm
The question is who is in the Dana White files?
>>152457363
>>152457598are you seeing any recent articles? whoever gets rights to the archives could lockout all the videos on the internet. dana and company have already been going after the illegal streaming sites forever.
absolutely worth it
WE CANNOT
van might be the youngest nigga ever but tiara is only a year older
I fully understand Georges "GSP" St Pierre now
>>152457727his accent, or reason for leaving the sport, or. . .
>https://www.youtube.com/live/YghC-qweiisthe queen of heem has a message for her subjects>>152457752precisely
gonna make a mean curry sauce tomorrow
>>152457654stop askin' stupid fuckin questions Ariel
>>152457752>didn't come close to tapping Story win
>>152457778typical helwani asking about the thing they've created pretending they have nothing to do with it>oy gefilte there are too many brazzas in europe goy>vestern society is too addicted to heeming meng>you are overworked and suicidal here have a prescription >pill addiction is ruining society ve should scrap care programs and send the money to israel instead>you don't believe in jesus zat's great me eizer
>>152457809the only flaw my wife has is her 1am coffee escapades
dena gib to me the files buh buh cannot unnastand *spins bruce buffer around until he throws up*
is Dana gay?
So I look over to Francis and you know what Francis says to me? Francis says to me "buh buh buh"
Dana White Power Plant Industries
>>152457830we don't know if they were for her if anyone seems like a good samaritan it's erin "sweetiepie" blanchfield I guarantee you she was helping out nurses on a nightshift or similar
There could be niggers anywhere
>>152457856holy fucking shit.
Erilaz
>She better get outta there! She's in her world now
>>152457899I think you would be surprised
fairy isn't handling her breakup well she is planning to go to india in 2026 and start a drawing channel>>152457899>could beariel has done his best only antarctica is safe
>There could be Finnish men here
>>152457934Legit looks like a tranny
>>152453209GaneJDMAlvarezBisping
>>152457934AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Imagine if fightfairy had an OF
Erin is ugly
>>152457943honestly, not bad
Blanch is probably really hot when you're drunk
>>152457957imagine if you had the capability to meet real women instead of fabricating pics of a 5/10 to make her look hotter. imagine if you didn't spend so much time pining over someone who will likely never become aware of your existence
>>152457957she is just saying how expensive her move and breakup were and how much she needed donations
>>152457991imagine bisecting a cameroonian teen on motorbike at 130mph
>>152458014yeah we'll see if he's ever held responsible for that
>>152457974homosexual post
>>152458014haha, very cool!
>>152457934something about she managed to pull her hair that tight and that tightness of her shirt tucked into those jeans and that thick belt and her massive sexy heem skull
the anaesthesiologist was found responsible dumb fucking casuals
>>152458031you can see she's an amazing heem who makes a good breakfast and will wash your clothes without asking
>1.5 fightsmaycee in the mud
PooFCbjj is boring dogshit. They already do Power Slop, why wont dana just allow slapping in bjj? It's funny as fuck.
dear oh dear fairy has been through a real rough patch
>>152458039You think a white western woman can cook? I think you'd be very surprised
>>152458039if woman touch my clothes I will heem her
Daniel Goonmier
/guru/
>>152458074back to r/mmapoliticsandculture sanjay>>152458065jersey girls are ethnics>>152458067heem her first and while you sleep let her wash your underwear and socks
need a 125'er heemed? send in The Unit
>>152458081I'd like to block her party iykwim
>>152458081Ugly and probably smelly
>>152458063She seems to have found enough walnuts and acorns to tide her over through winter, thoughbeit.
>>152458081shaped like a block
>>152458081>"Irish women aren't beautifu-"
>>152458089per favore accendi tuo monitor
I wouldn't blank her field if you know what I mean
erin seems like one of those nasty hos that puts ranch on everything
"pride had some good fights" ff 2025"don fry is a character" ff 2025>>152458095she could do with more nut (mine)
Driveway is shoveled. Going for a 2am pack of a smokes and a sniff of blanchfield butthole. /heem/ need anything?
>>152458144Need some bbc up my asshole >>152458136
*parks my car in your driveway*
>>152458153is that a euphemism for something
>>152458153Is this an euphemism for gay sex?
this asshole indian parked his mototaxi in my driveway
Me pondering life before the grocery store opens up and I can get some energy drinks
>>152458169is this a euphemism again
I fucked a black girl yesterday how is that for a euphemism>>152458192she knows damn well
I hate niggersThis is an euphemism
>>152458205we don't use that word here
>>152458210SorryI despise niggers
>>152458169manifest destiny saarchief wahoo's revenge
>>152458210you are just jealous>>152458205then you'll love it too it is the closest we can come to taming a wild beast in the modern age
I just farted so big it's time to sleep
damn fairy was damn near assaulted by her ex bf but he was such a bitch she judo tossed him on the floor
Kairat Nurmagambetov
>>152458225did she then start immediately jacking him off? because that's what I'm thinking
>>152458248she left that bit out but has referred to him as a pill popping alcoholic per sources
>>152458084Look kid... About the contract... It's an absolutely badass thing you did, you-you know, fixing yourself and losin all that weight. You clearly have that absolute gorilla monster retard power bastard assassin mind set. B-but we-we-we-bwe-bwe-bwe-bwe-bwe you know we just can't have you walking out to the octagon lookin like that. I'm sorry kid. Maybe get the surgery and we'll get you back on the contender series. It is what it is.
people just memory holed that dude in a lab that got assassinated on video by strangulation during the beginning of covid.
>>152458294>*how I sleep knowing my transphobic government pays for my inevitable self perma heemKek… poor tomala
Volk looks good without tattoos
Belel should be cut
fina heem my meng before going to bed in a lil bit
And you could have it all, my empire of dirt...
Joe pyfer homeless... Dana white rents him a luxury apartment Francis ngannou homeless... Dana fires him and says he's someone else's problem... the racism is disgusting
after watching the interview I'm convinced that ngannou killed kobe
Ngannou disease
>>152454291Joanna Champion?
buh buh buh bronchitis
I heem myself todayTo see if I could feelI focus on the heemDeh only thing that's realDeh no bonus tear a holeDeh old familiar stingTry to heem dayna to dethBut I don 'member... any-ting What am I become,My sweetest Kobe?Every boty I know.. go aweyIn de end...And you can gibs me allAll my big paydayI will let you downI will make you hurt...I wear this belt of thornsUpon my moto bikeOn top of broken bonesNurse can not repair...Beneat deh stains of timeDeh heeems disappea'You are someone elseI am still right here...What have I become,My sweet Dayna?Every promotor I know... goes awey...In de endAnd I can have it allMy empire of goldI will let you downI will make you hurtIf I could start againA million miles awayI would heem myselfI would find a wey....
Royval is free money. Kape fouled his way to the top
>>152458614what if Kape fouls him tho
>>152458614Roy Val huh yeah ok Ive got my (hypothetical) money on Manual Kape
Brand on Roy Val? Yeah alright buddy lets see how he deals with two fingers in his eyes
L E V E L>GET OUT OF MY PUBMma doesn't work in real life !
Hey, stay ON BRAND Roy Val
My mom has been brainwashed by Candace Owens.Which heem method should I employ
>>152458623They are cracking down on fouls. He will lose a point if he even tries
this thread would be a stinking pile of shit without sweden and the cashposting. Respectfully
>>152458678If your mom is sitting down to listen to black women for hours on end you need to raze the whole building
>>152458687>They are cracking down on foulsper? helwani? tardspinwank? goddard? I haven't heard anything reputable>>152458678I heemed a candace yesterday they are quite yappy
>>152458678Technical Decision Heem
>>152458691>tf>tpyour country made oprah a billionaire
Murrmurrmurrmurrmurr was cringe but buh buh buh is pretty based. A lot of intricacies in this game
tom shitforbrainstom tardforsontom doctorsnote tom afterthoughttom eye-'urts-n-allthawlts?
>>152458702jews made oprah a billionaire b I never signed a check
>>152458714Tom Aspenladd board I'm afraid
Tom Brownsyndrome
>>152458726
Dana asked his uber eats driver if he wanted to be on a ufc card against the PI custodian
>>152458744This could have been Guru if he put down the mayonnaise
>>152458744Assplum is a beast and he's going to be champ
>>152458687Nope. They don't care about cry babies. I've personally created sock puppet accounts and sent the commissions King of The Streets footage as scientific evidence that MMA fighters are being little fags, akin to children only crying at their booboo when the parent asks if they're ok. They've responded thanking me for the evidence, I'm afraid.
>>152458753Nobody finds you funny, fuck off. You embarrassed yourself yesterday and now you're going to be ostracised. K?
>Please massa>Please Dana massa I need thisHoly cringe
>>152458847calm down tobes I doubt that's the same leaf
>>152458867Mate, did you see yesterday's thread after you left? It was catastrophic, you're lucky you had better things to do. I'm embarrassed to be have unwillingly taken part of it
The man wrote out heart felt messages raising serious issues he has. The wild thing is I'd been gone for a while MONTH hahahaha. How the hell could I be to blame
>>152458878I’m imaging you are an old granny talking about her sewing group
>>152458878>>152458884It was already bad when I left I can't imagine it could really get much worse but I'll take your word for it and if by better things to do you you mean hot sweaty heeming for several hours then yes
Zabit is a meme shitter with no punch power or cardio and he couldn't knock out a bum half his size.
>>152458911no refunds bud
>>152458903Are you looking forward to seeing fake hard man Strickland get absolutely smacked up. It's well well over due. And Hernansris the perfectttt guy to do it. Guys need to know you don't go and try and figure out some weird dance with him, this isn't Tango. Just go and smack hip up! Like a street fight, he's not that tough
MMA is a fucking fist fight
>>152458999Checked
>>152458865Kwab of the decade cantender
>>152458996someone had pointed out yesterday that strickland's success is solely sourced from everyone else having no fundamentals to be honest I'm surprised he's still fighting I was expecting him to have a podcast by now
>>152456945>>152457261there was a ufc fight about 9-10 years ago where a chick shit on herself and spread it all over the mathad to look it up againjustine kish vs felice herring in 2017clipped it for yall thank me later
>>152458999mma is a piss fight
catching up on LTGP >>152459023stinky
>>152459023im not thanking you for this shit man
>>152459010Call that number if he enters the thread
>>152459019Interesting. That's right, very basic but they're fundamentals so definitely nothing wrong with that. You'd think you'd need to be good at more than that at this level though, and definitely not being beaten by that
>>152459024Is that Monty? This is the English pervert
>>152459086key arguments being usmeng and pereira's victories over him and how ddp 2 went
>>152458004I'll donate to her fightfans
>>152459093It's going to get interesting
>>152459082sup f*enchie?
>>152459095she announced she'll be checking out new revenue streams during the 6 week drought
>>152459072You got something wrong. They they all be white
>>152459101I never even realised how unsettling his top Lip is. Another thing to add to the list. You need to stop being friends with this guy, it's not good for you in any way
>>152459138Yes, let's keep it positive. (you)'s are not to be used for disagreeing. And it's Christmas https://youtube.com/shorts/E7nFZeAUOBQ?si=sHLtzWzpL8y2sICi
I actually think Ryan Garcia is mentally defected in some way. I can say that be he's not one of us here
>>152458865Absolute kwabety. Merab getting meatgrinded by Yan for 5 rounds and immediately going to papa Dana after the bell had similar vibes
>>152459114brazza wat dis
>>152459121talmbout loog or f*enchie? f*enchie is great he told us about the iq tests in saudi and invented old-man-pointing-down-before-jumping posting, sometimes he's more lucid sometimes less, comme ci comme ça
>>152459216don't let heem bully you son
>>152459023trying to clean this shit upwhat software yall use to make webm/mp4's?
>>152459180>Merab getting meatgrinded by Yan for 5 rounds and immediately going to papa Danai was also disgusted by that. i wonder if he is actually autistic
30 bings ONEchads
mystic frenchie knows deez tings
*has hair*
What changes can Merab make for the rematch? And don't tell me he doesn't stand a chance. I've seen one-sided fights with very different outcomes in the rematch.
>>152459299Yeah no shit he's like 200KG of pure muscle
>>152459346>frenchie posting AI slopfor shame...
>>152459350He looks a bit out of shape compared to how he usually looks in his fights. What happened?
>>152459350he's playing a literal NPC very disrespectful
>>152459346https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfXBNQMj2SE
>>152459365Shut up, Finland, your fighters are USELESS
>>152459252dont mine me just shitposting working on making webms
>>152459309He apparently is beyond salty and bitchy. Being around that certified retard aljo doesn't help either.
Volkanovski in the Street Fighter movie as 'Joe' from SF1
>>152459346https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkuM1wSH5hI
>>152459374be that as it may volk deserves better than joe
>>152459362clearly his out-of-camp regular physique
>>152459389You're right, I'm sorry.
>>152459351He needs to emote more, he did a few time in the second fight against Yan but not nearly enough. He needs to emote every single round. Every strike that lands on Yan? Point at him and go "Haha I got you" Yan lands strikes on him? Just shake your head. Every time he takes him down just point at him again. Scream every time a body kick lands so they dont know whether it really hurt or not.
>>152459193What do you mean, it's just another dating profile. Stop being silly>>152459207No man, I'm not insulting the French chap. Luke Thomas
>>152459216We've never even really spoken, maybe it's another flag>>152459234There's no issue here, I told you were being nice in this place. See what a little misunderstanding can turn into. This is a lesson to humanity. Glad I caught this
If we don't stop this before the weird Canada comes, he's going to feel left out again and go berserk
>>152459429thawlts on savannah white?
>>152459461
>>152459459Who the hell is that?>>152459461Oh I don't but I will. Sava, bonjour, tres bien-n
ONEchads we are live
>>152459485dana's daughter (she/her) 19 years of age thick as mince just left home to spread her wings and legs for the lads
>>152459492who's the skirt>>152459487how much mma opening?
Baht Sanko is fighting today
*runs to monitor*
>>152459487>opening with bjjbahtbros...
>submission grapplingwhy chatri... at least nora is MCing
Arman set up a Starbucks in the mountains
>>152459493Well if she's a female I'll have sex with her. She meets the criteria
I'm not high enough to watch this shit
making a proper cannon to correct this
there should only be womens submission grappling
>>152459539heyyy bb wyd
>>152459539[click to view image]
Imagine having a daughter. What a bad mistake. Bring up a girl for the purpose of getting fucked haha. Disaster. It's quite sick when you think about it. Imagine meeting the guy who's fucking her
>>152459539like wut u c bb ;)))
Joke
>highlight real of muay thai before mma drossffs chatri
>>152459492can I come live with you?
>>152459588back the frick up bud *puffs chest*
crap don't watch here
SLAMPIG SIGHTEDP H W O A RHWOAR
>>152459603I was defecating how far back is it
great stream chatri good job
heem tappy
tapppuuuuuuu
sleepy even
why is the translator crouching lol
bahtaht
BAAAAAAAHT
>>152459641shes locked in
ONEHUNDREDTHOUSANDDOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZ
>>152459350I'd follow Hair Volk to the ends of the earth
>>152459654some of the most subtle yet devastating bullying of a short man I've ever seen on tv
>>152459492Post her bum
>>152459661Being short is considered manly in the Asian continent. See >>152459516
>>152459608Post that girls ( that you claim to be you) bum bum
gaypex tomorrowFriday fights next weekthen RIZIN NYE
why are the mods deleting /heem/ related posts?
>he's light on his feetyeah i could tell from the hair
>>152459686considered so manly that they throw themselves at cartoonish creatures like waldy and rampage
>>152459698cry more
wandy*
>>152459702I mean who wouldn't for prime Wandy candy lay indeed
>>152459691Bong BKFC card tomorrow and Parker Porter main eventing next week as well.
>>152459718okay fair enough ken shamrock then
>>152459724Mmm
heem droppy
this thai lanklet made of glass
>>152459744good lord pal you'll settle for anything
bahtfromthebossaht
Blowing up the Till lads. Just the smell of coffee does it at my age. They call me Pavlov's Schaub
>>152459691Lets not forget Saturday at 11:00am ET, we have the ultimate showdown in Dubai to determine The Baddest Man and The Baddest Woman on The Planet.
>>152459812Yeah I'm thinkin we're watching that crap.
>>152459796Why do you sound like Finland?
>>152459878Bappa I predate Finland by years. Years!
>>152459896Maybe but your writing style doesn't
>>152459901I dare you to pull up my posts from 2018
>>152459901We've said that crap long before finland, nufaggot. Don't make me pull up the 'chive.
Called?
>>152459945close your window
>>152459958You can just come through the door you know.
I don't think anyone from finland even writes like that very, very disrespectful
guysim extremely new
>>152459961there are some arab looking boys hanging around the front door I don't feel safe
Ilia Topuria just called me and said that he won't be able to fight next year unfortunately so he's planning on relinquishing the belt and have Paddy and Gaethje fight for the Undisputed instead. He did not say when he will come back only that next year he will not be able to fight.
Why don't you stop playing dumb
>>152459812i like nemkov, i remember him fighting Jiri in rizin, why didn't he move to the UFC
>>152460003Ah yes personal issues perfect reason to not fight for a whole calendar year especially when champ.
Just got off a call with Conor McGregor and he convinced the UFC to let him fight on the White House card. And you won't believe who his fighting. He managed to convince Dana, Hunter and the boys to let him fight against none other than Islam Makhachev for Welterweight belt. This will be a great fight cannot wait to see it.
>>152460037It just makes sense!
Had a call with Jon Jones and Alex Pereira recently and guess what? Yep that fight is happening at heavyweight. It'll be for the Interim Heavyweight belt due to Tom Aspinall not being able to fight for the foreseeable future. But the winner of that will fight against the winner of Tom vs Gane 2 whenever that takes place. Either way this white house card just got even better.
>>152459812>PFL LYON>in Dubai
I actually just got called by Hunter and the boys. They said that Tom actually called them a little while ago and said that he would not be able to fight for the whole of 2026 and maybe even half of 2027 due to the physical and mental damage he sustained during his bout with Ciryl Gane. So, they are actually going to strip him of the belt and make Gane the new Champ, yes you heard that right. Ciryl Gane is the new Heavyweight Champion and his next opponent will be the winner of Alex vs Jones.
>>152459516I'd heem the fuck out of that machine and get free infinite coffee
>>152459702How tall is amirkhani
>>152459516oh that's interesting they changed the logo from a spread eagle harlot to a modestly dressed woman when they sell overseas hmm curious
>>152460278me when i'm a mentally ill retard
>>152460328turn on your monitor
>>152460328there's no when about it buddy
>>152460328so just you
>>152460456>>152460456>>152460456
>>152458169if you own the drive way have him toweditisalllllllllover
