There is an alternate universe where the Venezuelan Premier League is a Saudi-Tier oil league that attracts big stars like Ronaldo and Sadio Mane and regularly wins the Libertadores with teams of 80% foreign playersWould be very kino.
>>152456188Which club is the one with the M badge? Couldn't Deportivo La Guaira replace it?
For me, it's UAM: the rightful Maracaibo club
>>152456188I too saw those /trb/ simulations into the 3000s. I, for one, welcome our Nigerian and Venezuelan overlords.
>>152456188Venezuelan oil is actually trash. Since we’ve discovered like 50 new eco-friendly ways to frack shale oil, their oil holdings are pretty worthless. We have better (cheaper) extraction methods globally than the refinement process for their crude oil requires.
>>152456188Fortunately, they play baseball instead
>>152456389That's Deportivo Miranda. They have much more history than DLG, and the state of Miranda has way more people than La Guaira, so they're definitely a bigger club historically
>>152456642I'm not sure what you're talking about. Any links?
>>152456971Yeah but if Venezuela were still Qatar-tier wealthy they could afford to have both a top baseball league and a top soccer league. Imagine the sovllessness
>>152456548Way more sovlfvl than "Zulia FC" or a copy of Rayo Vallecano
>>152456548If only you knew that the reason for their existence is the same reason for Venezuela's destruction.
>>152458282Quick rundown? I can't find anything on wikipedia
>>152456701then whats the reason trump invade venezuela?
If there were no sanctions on their oil and now a blockade then maybe
>>152458627They already collapsed before the sanctions, commie.
>>152456188>Venezuelafor me, it's gran colombia
>>152456188They only started caring about football a few years ago
>>152458282cartel money laundering and government backing plus the usual corruption? That's all the clubs
>>152459837Then the sanctions wouldn't be necessary
>>152458574His supporters never stopped being the bloodthirsty psychopaths they claimed to have moved on from being after Bush's wars. They just want to kill for its own sake. Look how happy they are to see boats getting blown up for "narco-terrorism" with the same level of slam-dunk evidence that Iraq was harboring weapons of mass destruction.
>>152458574Venezuela has sent like 3 million migrants
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>>152461364The sanctions have made them worse, of course, as was intended, but the bulk of the blame still lies with the Chavista government unless you're chronologically challenged.
>>152460172Boy do I have a map for you
>>152461446I bet you can't name 1 single city in Venezuela or who their last president was
>>152456701It has more sulfur than Saudi/Qatari oil. Basically more processing and more waste product, usually "sour". Sweet oil like aformentioned has very low sulfur content. That's why it's more discounted. >>152464832He's not wrong.
>>152464748A set of borders that would make Bolivar weep.
>>152464748why is copa gran colombia not a thing RIGHT NOW
>>152465341Probably due to travel costs. Maybe if it was limited to just the top teams but then the attendances probably won't justify it.
>>152460172>>152464748Venezuelans and Panamanians don't want to be part of Colombia. This is never happening
