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I would laugh if Michigan poaches Jedd Fisch. Washington is the new stepping stone program
oooooo sherrone u make me so wet
>>152457422
>>152457433lmfaoo based
Always a good year when the Texas Saars and the Crying Irish are left out.
enough coon coachestime for 250th anniversary military kino
>>152457422Coach Inmate
Tennessee just hired Jim Knowles.
Coach Crime Ape
>>152457491
>cries in public>threatens to self harm when things don't go his waythis dude sherrone is white. he may look black, but he not. we don't claim him.
>>152457596>ruins his marriage over some mid white girl>chimps out when he gets caught, threatens violence>imprisoned>white wife divorces him>children grown up without a fatherSorry Tyrone, Sherrone is black as hell.
>>152457386Karma is a bitch.
>>152457538which brownoid in this image is you, lcpl. ramirez-san
>>152457433Fuck I wish this was real
Has your school ever fallen for the Black Head Coach meme?>Texas A&M>yes
>>152457874Can you top this? In 118 years of Washington football, no coach had managed to rack up 3 consecutive losing seasons, or a single winless season. No coach, that is, until Tyrone Willingham.
>>152457874>U$C>interim only, after we canned Helton, season was already over
>>152457874Unfortunately.
>>152457874>the literal GOAT black HC is probably fucking Mike TomlinWhy do teams keep thinking it’ll work out lmao
>>152457874>Has your school ever fallen for the Black Head Coach meme?https://youtu.be/cshxx9MoM7A?si=n3WSswdJck6mP-y3&t=123i remember when the KKK and Adolf Hitler mailed him a letter and called him a bad word
>>152457422were we denied a Sherrone Dohrner Final Stand scenario or is there enough time left in the ball game to make it happen?
what do we think of him?
>>152458455Looks like he needs to stop dodging salads.
>>152458462You want him to eat more food?
>>152458462his chin fat game is legendaryyou can just do these types of things when you're a champion
>>152458455Grow a full Beard or shave it all clean.
How did this former player and current racist chud know?
Where da white women at
In 100% related news:>The Texas A&M Meat Judging Team secured the national title at the International Intercollegiate Meat Judging Contest on Nov. 16. >After meeting members of Australia’s Intercollegiate Meat Judging team, the A&M team was invited to compete in the Intercollegiate Meat Judging Competition in Wagga Wagga, Australia. The team left Australia with the international championship title. https://thebatt.com/news/am-meat-judging-team-finishes-successful-season-with-national-title/Meat Kings of the World.
>>152457422reminder: Penn State is still the king of CFB scandals
>>152459126Wagga Wagga is the most racist sounding name for an Australian place
>>152459151Sorry Dave Portnoy, you must be at least 6 ft tall to post here.
>Has continually avoided controversy and maintained high moral standing despite seeming like the biggest nigger on EarthHow does he do it?
>>152459126My nigga the Meat King still at it and still the King. Same smug expression too.
>>152459333His issues is that his teams suck when they don't have Travis Hoontah
Why is Josh Pate so low on Texas Tech? He sorta implied that Bama, Ole Miss, A&M, and Miami have a better chance of winning the natty, which seems uncharacteristically elitist for him when even the betting market thinks Tech has a significantly better chance than those teams.
ohio fans are STILL pissing and shitting themselves over their loses to michigan
>>152459333Prime keeps it real. I don’t think he’s a particularly good coach, but I kinda trust dudes like him who don’t try to hide that they’re a hoodrat more than black coaches who try to pretend they’re white.
>>152457874>FSU>Willie Taggart>We still haven't recovered
>>152459478His Free Will has let him down a path of foolishness
Brady Hoke to michigan
>>152459333his teams are dogshit so no one cares. I remember a brief controversy when he actively encouraged his players to jump into fights if one breaks out between them and their opponents, but no one fistfights the Buffs because they're too busy plowing them on the scoreboard.That first half against Utah might be the most pathetic half of football I've ever seen a team play.
>>152459333>How does he do it?
"P4" schools should have to pay a "G6 Tax" when acquiring their players in the portal. Unless of course, we wish to abolish the concept of 'power conferences" and "non-power conferences" altogether and treat all 136 FBS schools as absolute equals
>>152459751That’s not a bad idea actually. Kinda like how MLB teams have to pay a posting fee to Japanese teams for snagging their talent
Harsh truth is that these mediocre programs cant compete when they are in an elite league like the B1G
>>152459742where can one find this? i need to study it, for academic purposes of course
>>152459333He's not actually an asshole, and that's difficult for simplebrains to understand when their opinions are just built on stereotypes
>>152459954I'm not sure why people were surprised that he's a brash kinda obnoxious person. Did they think he adopted the nickname "Prime" or "Primetime" humbly? He's exactly the same person at Colorado as a coach as he was at NFL Network as a personality, or at FSU as a player. I mind him a lot less than the fucking cyclonic media circus that surrounded him, especially in 2023. I'm grateful for Oregon for breaking that Colorado team in half and killing all the hype.
>a black man denied his fat white woman
>>152459885>where can one find thisi hate you fucking casuals. you're whats destroying the pagentry and tradition of cfb. you come in here see PRIME looking all cool and fly and think, "yea he's my favorit rapper like Little John he must be better than all the old white dudes" then act suprised when everything has gone to shit. If you're just now paying attention to all the drama this ghetto pimp brought with him, you need to i dunno stick to baseball
>>152460004Yeah he always was a brash character, going back to FSU. But didn't drink or smoke, career focused, specifically didn't mix it up with the wrong people. He was kind of a boyscout, but that's not compatible to people who see his chains and arrogance
>>152459767You'd have to work out the numbers, but Bowling Green shouldn't end up empty handed for developing a talent that leaves for Alabama
>>152460068Agreed, but then we create financial incentives for recruiting great athletes with character/legal/academic issues that just need to be quickly overcome and packaged for sale. Not sure if this is a minor or major issue
P4 teams need to provide taxpayer-funded whores
>>152457422Is a meme that drops between the regular season and the postseason still eligible for the meme of the year award?
For me, it is the Dukes of JMU. The best G6 team.
>>152460097>character/legal/academic issues that just need to be quickly overcomeI dunno, that sounds like exactly the sort of thing a university should be incentivized to do, and the opposite of an issue.
>>152460327To me the “year” doesn’t end until the broadcast for the natty cuts out for the last time.Anything before that is fair game
bro's my team isnt in the playoff
Texas literally will always get a favorable schedule until they win a natty or three
>>152460594whys the red river game always so early in the year it bothers me
Why do people say that Atlanta is a home game for the Georgia bulldogs, but they won't say Jacksonville is a home game for the Florida gators, or Dallas is a home game for the Texas longhorns?
>>152460645they're cowards!
>>152460614coincides with texas fair that no one went to this year because it cost as much as disney world
Hire white coachesRecruit white quarterbacks
>>152460059>deion>He was kind of a boyscoutare you fucking high? you clearly you are younger than 20
>>152457874>Auburn>no
What is the cutoff for a large stadium? Does East Carolina have a large Stadium? Does Cal? Yes this was absolutely an excuse for me to post this Stadium because I like it
>>152457995That one’s on you. He was pretty bad at ND.
>>152460353They're gonna get throat fucked so bad they'll finally ban autobids
>>152460710cal will fold up football in our lifetime.
>>152458131I’d say Dungy for NFL. Tomlin was a Cowher babby and everyone knows it now. Although his ability to go .500 in hopeless seasons is nice.Freeman for college.
>>152460728Not if I find 50 billion dollars and become a booster for a school I never went to in a state I've never visited
>>152460723we will just go right to a 24 team playoff and bowls will become kill. 1st round home games will be sponsored though.
>>152460723The fact that they made it at all means they're going to change the rules, which is the wrong takeaway. The correct takeaway is that the ACC is incompetent.
>>152460744they will redesign it to be an mls/college soccer stadium
>>152459742You can stick your dick in crazy, but never cum in it
>>152457666he's from the kansas burbs, man has to have been playing in the snow since birth, this lady must've been his work wife because she's not hot enough for all that
>>152460751jokes on you I'm infertile.
>>152459126Actually some cuties on this one
>>152460737>Dungy>>152460737>Freeman for college.freeman? not David Shaw?lol....the only "goats" you can name are pedestrian tier tokens
>>152459126>ywn be the meat kingwhy even live.
>>152459126I wish I had gotten to do 4-H, I'm jealous
>be given a large budget for coaches>Bring in your buddies instead3 years until he's fired and Billy Napier takes over
What’s each conference’s scandal Mt. Rushmore. B1G is pretty clearly Paterno, Tucker, Harbaugh and Moore. SEC would be Franklin, Petrino, Freeze and…?
R8 Bowl Champs
>>152460458>1190 for a sweater
>>152460826it's cashmere bud
>>152460710Cheapskate on the hillA thrill seeker making dealsSugar city urchin wasting timeTown of lunaticsBeggin' for another fixTurnin' tricks for speed balls one more nightMakin' your rounds once againTurnin' up empty handedBummin' a rideBurnin' daylightLast up at dawn, Tight Wad Hill
>>152460825she looks like she fucks black guys
>>152460844Oy vey!
>>152460844all jersey chasers do, they don't discriminate
>>152460849fair enough
>>152460796No kidding
>>152460781Shaw was a Harbaugh babby the same way Tomlin was a Cowher babby. It is not a coincidence both of their best years came at the very beginning. If they were actually good their careers would have trended upward after getting hired not downward.
What are these Dutch oven looking hats that are in every other team's throwback logo?
>>152460796my wife did it. it didn't teach her anything. her senpai are medium size farmers 1500 acres.
>>152460889Do you think FFA is better?
>>152460876One guy did them all but I’m too lazy to find it for you.
>>152460905its just pointless to have women in it. the sons will carry on the farm. the daughers will become teachers or nurses. welding and mechanical are far more important for farming.
>>152460876Freshmen caps
>Detroit reporter is outing one of Michigan's regents for being the leakerwhat a shitshow of an institutionkicked their president out in May 2025 for campus protestsKWABOTY football coachregent civil war over private equity planFBI raided campus to seize computersbroke NCAA rules for 4 yearsfans trying to ignore the whole thing because they're good at basketball right now
>>152461019regents often have competing agendas, that's unsurprising
>>152460968Sometimes all you have are daughters, better to put them in FFA and agriculture social circles early to give your operation a fighting chance. Cousins or nephews taking over once you're in your 80s still stings.
SEC couple
>>152461019Plus all their chicks are ugly
>>152461019Don't forget we're only 3 years removed from their basketball coach punching an opponent
>>152460844>she looks like she fucks black guys>>152460889>my wife did it.oh my
>>152461078Why is he wearing women's pants?
>>152459529True Ohio fans hate ohio stateLETS GO RUFUS!
>>152461078More like
>>152461118EECtards are extra zesty for some reason
>>152461019what's a regent
they are like the board of directors for a large public institution
>>152461218ligma balls
if any more of you white girls got banged please let us know so we can fire the AD
>>152461260>G77LvMeWQAEGJyt.jpg
>>152461293YOUR ASS
>>152461293it's all copyposting at this point anon
>the season is unironically over
>>152460849I had a job apprenticeship under a mortgage broker 9-10 years ago. This broker was like the best in the game, slammed every month, wiping his ass with cash. So i learned by dealing with his overflow and there was a team of 5 of us working under him doing the same thing.one of them was a completely mid white girl that went to UF and was married to a white doctor, she was so proud to rattle off the names of the players she fucked while she was in college. and they were ALL black. i dont understand how they pull doctors.
>>152461409>Not making the playoffsNever understood how people are just okay with attending poverty colleges
>>152461456Playoffs are soulless kike trash
>>152461454>things that totally 100% definitely happened
>>152461454i lived with a few football players in college at a b1g school so i went to some of the parties, there are guys running through 2-3 girls a weekend and the thots tend to fit a profile. not my business, but i'm well aware how things go down.
Anyone else just furiously masturbating since the Michigan news dropped? I've been near non stop, even had to call in sick to work. Its just something about her specifically with him specifically that's just...boy howdy! To be a fly on a wall in that office am I right?? lol
>>152461484Did you get any scraps of flaps?
>>152461501hell the fuck no, didn't want any part, love from kazahkstan
>>152461293>>152461317Hey hey, take it easy
>>152461514I'll meet you halfway and take it sleazy.Also does anyone give a single SHIT about the playoffs? I think the Pop Tart antics are the only thing I'm looking forward to.
>>152461596>Also does anyone give a single SHIT about the playoffs?Everybody except ND fans.
>>152461500>Anyone else just furiously masturbatingglad to know i'm not the only onewanna video chat?
>>152460876I don't like them. I dislike NC State solely because their logo has one.
>>152461596We have discussed at length that the playoffs are fake and gay
>>152461604It's gonna be 90% blowouts. Too many fucking teams.
>>152460594They’ll lose to Tennessee, Ass to Mouth and anOSU and once again whine about the anOSU game keeping them out of the CFP
Last weekend you could trick yourself into thinking it was a full college Saturday because at least there were games on all day with ranked matchups. But there’s no getting around it now. It’s over. The next true college football Saturday isn’t until Labor Day weekend.
>>152461639It's pretty hard to keep a team disciplined for that many games in a season, even if you are Saban running plantation tier practices
>>152461069she's selling unless her husband is a farmer, yes usually to a cousin, uncle, nephew.
your stone cold lock of the week
>>152460594This is a pretty hard schedule. At least they aren't playing Georgia or us, so there is that.But are they dumb? Why did they get a schedule this hard?But then, if they give the Zoomer Manning a good offensive line they should do well.
Isn't NIL actually going to make recruiting cleaner?Imagine someone has a daughter and she tells him'Hey, dad, I just got a job at the University of Georgia. I'm working for on-campus recruiting and campus life for the football team'At least with money, things like this should be a smaller part of recruiting, right?
>>152461293jej
>>152461741>Imagine someone has a daughter
>>152461741That's not going to stop your daughter from being ran through
>>152461741>hey dad im a health trainer and just got hired at at the football programimagine how over it is for your grandchildren kek
>>152461811>your daughter from being ran throughyou just know.....> blonde trainer follows PRIME from JSU to CU
>>152461842>dad im a health trainer and just got hired at at the football programsurely, women trainers are only interested in physiology and aren't solely interested in just being around the crotches of football players
>>152461500No. Moore gives off beta dork vibes. Doesn't fit the fetish.
>>152460710100K+ is huge75K+ is big50K+ is mediumLess than 30K shouldn't be allowed in FBS, there actually used to be attendance requirement rules but the NCAA never enforced them
>>152461679Take the over. Under is the old square play that hasn't hit since 2021.
charges have been filed against coach inmate
>>152461878>>dad im a health trainer and just got hired at at the football programwhat do you do if you've never gotten attention from any men in life and you're below mid in looks with a fat ass?> join a staff full of blecks serving blecksbecome an instant 10/4
>Sherrone Moore has been charged with third-degree home invasion, stalking, and breaking and entering or entering without breaking Welp enjoy your time in the pen and your two decade redemption tour coach.
>>152461907>chargescommunity service and $500 fineits all fun and games to make Coach Moore a pariah, but we still haven't heard his side of this matter. I say UM and dis wyt bih was out to get my brutha
>>152461919yeah, we all know the state of michigan is strict about law and order
>>152461919I wonder if I'll see him in jackson, I work as a contractor in the jackson prison complex. its not even that bad, he'll be a hero
>>152461954Imagine the shit storm if that girl was an illegal alien and the black guy was an ICE agent
>>152461967He is literally unhireable until the end of next year, and no one is going to give someone this clearly unstable a shake right out of the gate. I hope he stashed part of his salary in a tech-based ETF or something because his immediate job prospects right now are night shift manager at Meijer and his wife is taking half of what he already has.
>>152461970>I work as a contractor in the jackson prison complex.How do you like being broke?lmao....trying to self-insert your main actor movie fantasy in some stupid shit like this. Moore won't even get a jail sentence, let alone prison sentence.
>>152462002>until the end of next yearLmao Sherrone Moore will never work at the FBS level again, probably not even FCS. You can’t justify hiring some wacko who knocks up his staffers and then threatens them with a knife. Maybe some DII clown college will give him a shot in a few years
>>152462092The look of a man who realized too late just how badly he fucked up.Fucking a staffer is light work in the game of office/professional scandal. Mental breakdown and criminal charges are big no-nos
>>152461639Bama/OU and Miami/A&M should both be close games. The only blow outs should be Oregon/JMU and Ole Miss/Tulane and one of those will probably be an upset because lol football. Stop being a salty faggot just because the Crying Irish lost the only two games on their schedule that mattered.
>>152462099I meant that in terms of he’s still under a show cause. It’ll be many many years before a D1 even remotely considers giving him a job
>>152462000At least we would have the fun protest times again.20 year olds chanting chinga la migra in the streets while live streaming is a lot less cringe than the gay shit going on now.
>a fucking butter knifekek
>>152462154>my blood is on your hands>butter knife
He is being released on bond, no contact order with the victim, can't go near their apartment, no drugs or alcohol and has to wear a gps monitor
>>152462154he sounds white tbqh. a real nigga wouldn’t have threatened to kill himself (and would’ve killed her)
free on 25k bond. next hearing Jan 22
DAMN the biggest L of the year and it was self inflicted, can it get any WORSE for the team up north??? BAHAHAHAHA
I need to know, what is a Michigan Man?Is mastery of butter knives a requirement?
>>152459126>Meat King grew a beard and glassesyou can't hide from me boy
>>152461078>he didn't go to an institution with a 60/40 f/m ratio
The Sherrone Moore crash out is an all timer. Comes off like a when keeping it real goes wrong Chappelle sketch
>>152462229>can it get any WORSE for the team up northHuh? They were able to get rid of Moore without a buyout & will end up with a better coach, this was a Christmas miracle for UofM football
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WblO9JAOaQ8
>>152462229>can it get any WORSE for the team up northbeing stuck with moore for 2 more years would have been worse. now they can hire a real coach who will actually coach the team instead of gooning to onlyfans whores
>threatened to kill himself with several butter knives and a pair of scissors
>>152462291Midshitgan set this in motion, they wanted him GONE
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>152461907What happened to the sodomy and seduction charges?
>>152462340they were never real and you are a retard if you thought they were
>>152462340do you get all your news from 4chan?
Honestly man if the affair was consensual and she just went public cuz she got fired she's a cunt too
It's simply not fair there's no cfb game tonight.I feel very strongly that football is THE most important part of my life and that I deserve a new game every single night.NCAA needs to pull their head out of their ass and fix the schedule so there's a game every single night, every single week, every single year.There's more than enough teams and it's fucking retarded we stack 30 games on 10 saturdays a year then have 3/4 of the year be like today with NO games.
>>152462099Nah he's done. Most schools would look past the affair after things cool down but the knife shit is too much
>>152462297you need a (YOU) for this effortbless you child
[Auerbach] Moore had been involved with the woman from roughly 2022 to 2024. At least two other women told university officials that Moore had made unwanted advances toward them online.
>>152462340You should be fact checking everything you see online but ESPECIALLY something posted in this shithole
Sherrone Moore's bond was set at $25,000. He will be given a "GPS tether." Next hearing is a probable cause conference on Jan. 22 at 9 a.m. ET.Moore not allowed to drink alcohol, take drugs or possess weapons. He can not leave state of Michigan unless given court's permission.
>>152462354Stephen F austin vs Montana state tonight
>>152462394>>152462154>relationship was from 2022 to 2024>she broke up with him on Mondayget your stories straight nicole
>>152462297SURRENDER ALL>weapons>passportmotherfucker, WAT?!
>>152462398Praise GODI will do intense research on each team and be back in a few hours with my EXPERT opinions.I WILL watch the entire gameI WILL post about the entire gameI WILL analyze the playcalling strategiesOMG THANK YOU GODTHANK YOU JESUSBLESSED BE THIS FRIDAYAND THANK YOU ANON
>>152462350>>152462352>>152462395I was joking retards.
>>152460594favorable? there's 4 playoff teams on there
>>152462385Kek
Moore is fooked, m8>attorney is no where near Jewish enuff
>fucking the mid chick since 2022>came onto 2 other women>still made him the fucking head coach after Cheatin' Harbaughhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>152462211Nah, it's in line with blackness>high estrogen>violent>blaming others>refusals to take responsibility
>>152462445he's in so much trouble when he gets home
>>152462439I lived in Chimpcongo for 4 years, can’t even tell you how many identical white chicks I saw in Canada Goose
>>152462439That beak says otherwise
>>152462407>>152462397Gives the court extra power if he tries to run to hit him with even more charges to make it stick in a trial.Also that girl might have anorexia
>>152462398>Stephen F austin vs Montana state tonightaaaaand?
If Trump can get convicted of 34 felonies and come back to presidenting, why cant Sherrone come back to coaching after this?
>>152462448>looks the other way on low character guys harbaugh hires because you're tired of getting booty blasted by Ohio state
i find it hard to believe BRENDA TRACY consulting did not prevent this
No one wants to admit this but she’s right folx
>butter knife Is this nigga retarded
I think we may be getting a vocal minority situation in regards to G5 Representation. I feel like that the people who want them to be stripped of their "bid" are vastly outnumbered by people who don't know the system or the rules and just think Tulane has cool uniforms or JMU is like the Boise State they remember making waves years ago.
>>152462569>24 hours>CourtStop the cap
>>152462556weak b8 is weak
>Coach inmate
Harbaugh having a sleepover at a recruit's home seems even weirder after all this shit
>>152462505He'll be coaching the prison football team
>>152462592arraignment hearing. it was announced he would have one on friday, and this is a legit reporter
>>152462528i would let her sexually harass me tbqhwyf
>>152462602Harbaugh is just a giga autismo. He probably doesn’t even know that’s considered weird
>>152462505Breaking in to a woman’s house and threatening her with a knife is a real crime and not transparently political bullshit concocted solely for the purpose of election interference
>>152462310Yeah but this shit is a gigantic stain on the program forever. A ho-hum season doesn't even compare.
>>152462556Blacks don't believe in consequences and therefore are incompatible with civilized society.
>>152462646No one will even remember this in a few years outside of turbo-losers like us.
>>152462666Trips confirm
>>152462668OK let me put it this way: OSU fans will never forget this and won't let Michigan fans forget it either.
>>152462646The program wasn't in cahoots with his idiocy nor did they try to cover it up.
>>152462677Checked and absolutely true
>>152462556She's right if you replace "skin color" with "The Game"
>>152462677>OSU fans will never forget this and won't let Michigan fans forget it either.Well that's a given since Michigan lives rent free in their heads. Add Sparty to that list too
>>152462677yeah i'm sure sharty fags will pretend it's a huge stain on the legacy too, doesn't make it true
>>152462407I've never been more aroused in my life.
>>152462677This is literally the best thing that’s happened to Michigan all year. Moore was not the guy and now they don’t have to wait around to fire him or pay a buyout. Even Fisch or Dillingham would be an upgrade and they might be able to meme themselves into DeBoer
>>152462556Oh look, the "journalist" who can only stay somewhat relevant by race baiting is race baiting. Imagine my shock
>>152462668This is probably true. Remember 5 years ago when “the darkest day in B1G history” was the time they decided to play football? That wouldn’t have happened if the kids getting raped at Pedo State was at the front of everyone’s minds, and this is much less severe than that. aOSU will make jokes until they get bored of them and it’ll be trivia other than that. Normalfags dont associate Vandy or Baylor with rape, and many don’t even associate Pedo State with child rape, so Michigan probably won’t be permanently associated with butter knives.
Stephen F Austin vs Montana state will be on ESPN tonight
The idea that this fucking whore is gonna pretend to be a victim in this situation is insane. She deserves to be fired and publicly disgraced but will almost certainly try to sue the university and get rich off this shit. This society is so fucked up.
>magistrate odetalla m. odetalla set a cash/surety bond for $25kreally sick of all the multicultural gay bullshit around ann arbor
Kino or a nightmare?
>>152462813distilled kinography
>>152462602Harbaugh is a based autist
>>152462849Harbaugh probably jerks it to personnel lists and playsheets
>>152462813MY thunder will PREVAIL
>>152462889I guarantee Harbaugh sees sex purely as a mechanism for procreation.
>>152462905>procreationyou mean roster building
>>152462793having a sexual relationship with a subordinate is literally rape
>>152462903WIAC SUPREMACY
>>152462602>Harbaughimagine all the heavy personnel groupings, motions and shifts he uses during sex
>>152462849>>152462905>ynr him asking jameis winston if he had a sex addiction on live tv
>>152462793It is fucked but in her shoes I’d do the same. Don’t hate the playa, hate the game
>>152462941I hate the player and the game. The whore only came clean when he tried to fire her. She's a total cunt.
>>152462445This looks like a shitty rap music video from the early 00's.
G5 teams should not play against P4 teams. It's abig safety issue.
>>152462398>50 degrees>in montanawtf
I don’t give a shit about Michigan.
MY aggies will WIN
>on monday you're doing a presser for the cheez it bowl and everybody is still dragging notre dame>on friday you've been fired for two days and you're posting 25k bondonly a black head coach
>>152463154Speaking of black people I just came up with a racist joke if anyone would like to hear it.
if I had a nickel for every time a black fbs level head coach in the state of michigan got fired for sexual misconduct I’d have 2 nickelswhich isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
did mel tugger ever find a new cfb job? people saying moore could bounce back eventually but i dont see it
>>152463154Life comes at you fast
As much as I don't wanna empathize with the uppity negro, that bitch did enthusiastically ruin his life and will reap zero consequences.
Is white woman pussy really that good? I'm MGTOW so I wouldn't know
>>152463239he won't get another job until the lawsuit with michigan state is resolved at the very least. its been so messy and hes not a very good coach to start with i doubt hell get another job at all.
>>152463286Your brain operates in an entirely different mode when you get the same pussy regularly.You can physically feel the transformation back to calcified lizard brain when it runs out.
>>152463190We're eagerly awaiting your racist joke
>>152463327What do you call a black person cleaning their bellybutton?"Pickin' innie"
>>152463274I want to know where he apparently found the time to “stalk” her, as she claims. Coaching college ball is like an 80+hr/week job. How the fuck was he out stalking her with that much responsibility on his hands? Either he has the best time management skills of any black man on earth, or he’s literally been neglecting the team and dipping out on work all year
>>152463274>be slut>???>idk i guess get some recognition
>>152463363>or he’s literally been neglecting the team and dipping out on work all yeathis seems likely given how unprepared the team looked every game this season
>>152462939Wtf kek, hadn't seen that clip until now.
>>152463286
>>152462973Retarded take, football is inherently a safety issue. It's not like g5 players are children for the most part all cfb players are around the same age.
>>152463203Twice in a 3 year span no less.
>>152457874Worst Ducks coach ever
>>152463382Dude allegedly spent half time of The Game messaging OF girls and came back out to put up 0 points in the second half. Makes sense honestly.
>>152463154Zoomers never heard of Petrino
>>152463360>What do you call a black person cleaning their bellybutton?>"Pickin' innie"best of luck on your apology tour, anon
>>152463481petrino didnt go to jail because he didnt chimp out. retard.
>>152461260Just reported that my friend Ryan Day was repeatedly abused by Michigan football players from 2021-2024.
>>152462727Why would anybody ever leave Alabama for fucking Michigan?
>>152462973A good chunk of those G5 players transfer to G4 schools.
>>152463588Having the Alabama job requires living in Alabama. Michigan is a solid enough program that this problem become a relevant consideration.
>>152462973Where do you think the core of Indiana's roster came from?
>>152462970kek
>>152463425line play is what separates G5 from P4. the skill positions arent that different on average except at the highest levels.
>>152463630why would that matter to a football coach? do you think that the head coach of fucking michigan grabs the wife and kids and dodders around ann arbor like some underclassman in the off season?
God I fucking hate Portgoy him and macafag are ruining the sport with their gay all commentary and attempted antics
>>152460723>Ban autobidsExcept Notre Dame and Alabama of course
>>152463630https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flint_water_crisisMichigan's got no room to talk shit to any state.
>>152460751I did both once. She showed up to lunch with my friends the next day and began crying maniacally. Then she showed up the following day at a party (followed my friend to find me) wearing nothing but caution tape wrapped all over her body. Needless to say I came in her again, graduated and blocked her completely and moved across the country. If she finds me again well I guess I'm coming in her again and marry her because you need two keys to end a relationship I guess and she never turning.
>>152463643Thats true, I wasn't trying to say there is no difference between the average of the G5 and P4. The same is true for comparing FCS/G5 and so on. It's just the difference isn't so large that it significantly raises safety risk beyond what is expected as a default for football, or to a point it shouldn't be allowed.
>>152463711Good thing I'm not from michigan
>>152463588Saban has permanently made Bama’s expectations ludicrous. DeBoer’s seat is already warming up and Bama just made the CFP. Meatchicken will at least give him breathing room to build the program his way. And Ann Arbor is probably a better place to live than Tuscaloosa
Big Ten schools should be forced to schedule at least 1 p4 school every year OOC. No more Penn State beating up on Villanova and Temple if they can't even have the guts to schedule even Syracuse
>>152463840If all P4 conferences would agree to it, I’d be fine with an OOC scheduling rule that’s like this:>1 G6 team max (no FCS, grow a pair)>rest of the OOC needs to be P4s or ND
>>152463852FCS would throw a fit if they could no longer get their free half a million or more for being a sacrificial lamb.
>>152461078Neither are from the south anon.....
>>152463852>P4 The gap between the SEC/B1G and ACC/Big 12 is too large to even use this term. It’s more like the Power 2 + ND, the Mid 2, and shit mountain
>Mfw Michigan hires Brian Kelly
im beginning to think less and less that socioeconomic factors are the problem
>>152463905Don't try to sneak ND up there, faggot. They aren't shit. They'd be a 4 loss team in the SEC.
lol
>Utah head coach Kyle Whittingham is stepping down after 21 seasons, the program announced Friday.>Whittingham will coach his last game in the Las Vegas Bowl on Dec. 31 against Nebraska. Defensive coordinator Morgan Scalley is the coach-in-waiting and will likely succeed Whittingham, according to ESPN's Pete ThamelAnd they just got some private equity money. Trying to beat those mormons
>>152463286>Is white woman pussy really that good?It's nothing special. Asian pussy mogs
Buckeyes are fuming and Cryin pooped his pants. Now that we can get a real coach it will be another five years of the Cucks getting Bucked.
DAS RIGHT
>>152463852>1 FCS>1 B1G/ACC/SEC/XII/ND>1 remaining School from the other FBS conferencesThis allows say, Penn State to do their beloved "beat up shitty PA schools"
I'm gonna be honest. The idea that fans should be "embarassed" cus a player or coach chimped out is libtarded as fuck. I literally don't care if my team employed Aaron Hernandez, OJ Simpson, and Darren Sharper at the same time. As long as they win games and entertain me, I'm happy.
>>152464142kek
>>152462963And that's why you don't hire your side bitch. Rookie mistake.
>>152464142Coalburners need to be shamed publicly. I hope this cunt spends every moment of the rest of her shitty life absolutely miserable.
>>152464084>Mandel] Whittingham is not retiring, and could seek other coaching opportunities, a source tells @TheAthletic. He went 177-88, with three conference championships, two Rose Bowls and an undefeated season in 2008.
>>152464142I know this is Moore’s fuckup but it is a bit fucked that the assistant is receiving little to no public backlash for knowingly breaking up a marriage and then ratting on him
>>152464241I think she already had the job before she became the side bitch
>>152464328She had *a* job, but he promoted her to his "exclusive assistant".
>>152462813K I N O
>>152464142Why do coalburners have that "look"? I can't describe it but you guys know what I mean.
>>152462903Reminder that the shoe fog game was the most kino college football game ever televised.
>>152464427I know exactly what you mean. I can spot them from a mile away.
>>152462937>all those face linesWhy do you people repost stuff like this
>>152464427They have dumb eyes
>>152462941She’ll get money but this is gonna fuck up her life for a while right? I guess she figures she’ll come out ahead and people will forget eventually.
>>152464001Lol nah
>>152462973>G5>5>P4>4
>>152463239Could you ever get over the feeling of having lost $90 million? I mean I’m sure having $10 million or whatever he’s got in savings is nice, but knowing you lost $90 million over jerking off on the phone, do you ever quite get over that?
>>152464142Any girl that thinks cake face looks good is obviously dumb enough to fuck a N
>>152463425I don’t get how anyone agrees to play positions like running back. You’re gonna get fucked up. I won’t post it but go look up Kenyan Drake’s 2014 injury on youtube. Listen to his loud, feminine scream. Watch his foot hang at that weird angle. I just don’t see how anything could be worth that. Maybe you won’t have an injury quite that bad but you’re still gonna have 250+ lb men trying to land on you until you get injured. Sounds awful.
>>152464500You wouldn't even be able to enjoy jerking off anymore because every time it would remind you of the refund
>>152464560>You’re gonna get fucked up.are you aware of the game of football?
>>152463440You guys got so lucky you got out of that the way you did.>in 2018-2020 it was socially acceptable to reduce the candidates for your state’s highest paid job to people of a certain skin color>only a few conservative news outlets found this out of line
>>152463630Living in Alabama is so much better at that income level. Your money goes way further, especially when buying land and real estate. Plus Michigan winters are an acquired taste many just aren’t going to acquire. Michigan nature is hardly bad there’s no natural attraction in Michigan more popular than the beaches of the Gulf of America. So unless a coach just loves being closer to Mackinac Island or the UP Alabama wins for nature as well.
>>152464001How many SEC teams have 4+ losses?
>>152464027That pic is fake, right?
>>152464142I’m down with this. Stay away from them. Don’t date them or live in neighborhoods with them.
>>152464584Yeah I don’t get how it exists. Kind of like war. If everyone was like me there would be no football and no war because no one would participate.
>>152464642very real i'm afraidhttps://www.youtube.com/live/WblO9JAOaQ8
>>152464427Dead eyes. Common trait among those with the coalburner phenotype.
>>152464682>If everyone was like mea faggot
>Penn State loses its entire recruiting class to Virginia Tech >Iowa State loses its entire recruiting class to Penn State>Washington State loses its entire recruiting class to Iowa State Who does Washington State raid?
>>152457874Yes, and the fact that he's a massive upgrade over what they had beforehand is insane.
>>152457386We're only 3 hours away from The Big Game bros!Tonight we will find out Once and For All if the Top Team from the Southlands can compete against The Big Sky conference when Stephen F Austin takes on THE Montana State under the lights up in the Big Sky state itself.This game will be determined in the trenches as Stephen F. Austin's elite run defense lines up to stop MSU's dominant rushing attack. The Bobcats are a ground-and-pound powerhouse, ranking 4th in the FCS with 234.6 rushing yards per game.The Lumberjacks counter with one of the nation's best defenses, ranking 3rd in the FCS against the run (88.2 YPG allowed).SFA will need "The Pine Curtain" to stop the dangerous trio of Julius Davis, Adam Jones, and QB Justin Lamson if they want to give their side a shot at the Semifinals.Vegas has taken notice of MSU's rushing attack, coupled with the proven Home-Field Advantage and experience in the quarterfinals booking the Bobcats as the Clear Favorite (-14.0) but SFA has the talent and a great run defense that can keep the game close, and make this a MUST WATCH MATCHUP!!!Who have you got /cfb/For me, it's Montana State because that's where my late, great, grand father attended.
>>152464142About time somebody else said. Although this time, it wasn't really on the white woman, it was on this retarded coon for cheating on his wife. His dumbass set black coaches back at least a decade with this dumb shit. Lock him up and throw away the key.
>>152464142Terry > Neil > Dmac > Drug addict >>>> Spenny
>>152464859what made him see mel tugger up the road go through what he did and say, “hmm, couldn’t happen to me”?
>>152464624>Michigan winters are an acquired taste many just aren’t going to acquire.The guy's from South Dakota
>>152464624>Plus Michigan winters are an acquired taste many just aren’t going to acquireOnly an absolute pussy thinks lower Michigan winters are harsh enough to require acquiring
>>152464027>photo of coach in the cuck chamberlmfao
>>152460698We know
>>152464432that was a beautiful kick too
>Utah selling to private equity>Whittingham retires a week later because he is not getting involved with that garbage I admire the guy for his integrity. Very, very rare
>>152464918it's an IQ issue
Hey bros I’m looking forward to the army navy game! I’m going to be drinking Jack Daniel’s during the game desu!
Ohio State only won because Sherrone was too busy thinking about his side piece ratting on him. TRUTH NUKE! Imagine buying the best squad money can buy and going into bankruptcy and barely beating a coach less Michigan. #Ohio Man Things
>>152464759Man, I’m no fan of the guy but he’s not allowed to actually appear in court wearing a suit? He just has to sit there in white clothes in a cell on camera?
>>1524638528 in conference games2 required P4+ND in OOCRemaining 2 can be anyone from FBS/FCS but a maximum of 1 FCS team
>>152464966>>152464923Right now it’s 24 degrees in Ann Arbor and 55 degrees in Tuscaloosa. You can call people pussies all day, but the truth is the number of people who prefer 24 to 55 is very small. I’m sorry if that hurts to hear but it’s true.
>>152457596Nice try, Rabbi Lashawnda. But nope.
>>152464826Michigan
a google search of 'arraignment' pulls up all Moore for me. i just wanted a definition
>>152463711I know people from flint, it’s a hoax to get free gibs from the governmentthey only tested water in condemned houses that no one had lived in for years
>>152465185I mean the inverse does also apply, most people would rather a summer in the 80s in Michigan over the high 90s in Alabama. All else being equal it comes down to if you'd rather deal with lower colds or high heats and a south Dakotan is might be expected to lean towards the colds.
coach prime finna get the michigan job
>>152465299Meh. I’m accustomed to over 100, that petty of a difference doesn’t really matter to me. I’ll pass on the winters, I look like a retard in heavy winter clothes.
Jedd Fisch will be named Michigan's HC after his game tomorrow
Super league when?
we need some coaching controversy involving homo-sexual behavior. These scrips are getting boring.
Jerry 4 UM!
tomorrow is the worst day of the year. no more college football and everyone circle jerking about a miserable and meaningless game
>>152465313As am I, but there a decent chance that's not the case for DeBoer who from what I can tell has spent most of his life living in the North.
>>152465365>shitting on the moon cricket celebration bowlCOWARD
>>152465365I think you are forgetting about the Bucked Up LA Bowl
>>152465124many such cases
the timeless tradition of the buck breakb owl
>>152465365>No more college football12:00 - SCar St vs Prairie View Celebration Bowl12:00 - Villanova @ Tarleton St FCS Quarterfinal3:00 - Army vs Navy3:30 - South Dakota @ Montana FCS Quarterfinal5:00 - Illinois St @ UC Davis FCS Quarterfinal8:00 - Boise St vs Washington LA BowlYou'll be happy to find out there are college football games from noon til midnight tomorrow, including several playoff games.
>UCLA fired Neuheiselthis is a dark day for college football
James Franklin to Michigan
>>152465464big if true
>>152465458Nah he's pretty alabaster from my recollection,.
>>152465464well they are his bitch so it makes perfect sense
>>152457386Kikenoy is not welcome here
>>152464635got 'em
>>152465458my aggies will hire him
>>152464325 thats anti - semetic
>>152465492>James Franklin's record against Michigan at Penn State is generally cited as 3 wins and 7 losses (3-7) as of late 2023, with the Wolverines winning the last three matchups, often in dominant fashion, highlighting Franklin's struggles against top-tier Big Ten rivals like Michigan
>>152465580good
we’re talkin negative digits on the mercury. now that’s ball weather baby!
>>152465584Glad I made you cut and paste.
>>152465605shut up fag
>>152464001then why is it year after year no sec team dares to schedule ND as an ooc you stupid cunt?
>>152465606it’s so debilitating to ctrl+c, ctrl+vdoesn’t change his 3-7 record, though
>Private Equity in Big 12 soonI am really close to done with cfb
>>152465534this start new thread this 1 is kiked
There, I just solved College Football. Every division plays 8 divisional games and 4 games against teams from other divisions. Everyone else fucks off. Top 16 get into the playoffs
>>152465620Don't care really. Just wanted to use that old pic.
>>152465634> Just wanted to use that old pic.then just post the pictureyou don’t have to show everybody you’re retard too
>>152465618Both A&M and Arkansas played Notre Dame this season.
>>152465633makes too much sense the sec would never allow it
>>152465618takes 2 to tangonobody can force notre dame to schedule good opponents when they’d rather play the bottom half of every conferencewhen they get a ranked team, it’s usually by mistake
>>152459126heh, meat king still looking as smug as ever
>>152465651>you don’t have to show everybody you’re retard too>you're retard tooCongrats, you just did
>>152465737>is that a small grammar mistake?!? AAAAAAAHHHHHH IM GOING INSANE !!!1!1!
>>152465633>buttgers>midwest0/10 - solution rejected
>>152465757>small mistakeYour parents agreed you were.
>>152465829you must be 18+ to post here
ken dillingham to michigan
>>152465842Which is sad on your part that you are.
>>152465842I except your concession
>say James Franklin made Michigan his bitch>get called out for saying something so retarded>have a meltdownthe power of /cfb/
>>152465876lmao
Racism is going crazy
>>152465931Coach Inmate
>>152465962you were waiting all day to type that weren't you?
Notre dame undefeated in hypotheticals
>>152459126>Meat King smug as everI know you post here, show yourself
>>152465633>Appalachia>ArkansasThe fuck
>>152465977I’d take at least 3 B1G and SEC teams over ND on a neutral field this year
>>152465977X is gay. I'd rather believe what it has to say rather that what you have to say tbqh.
>Dellenger] The Big 12 is nearing a deal with RedBird and Weatherford Capital for a cash infusion of as much as $500 million to schools, as well as striking a strategic investment partnership with the firms at the league office, sources tell @YahooSports.
>>152465977Ohio State and Indiana would’ve plowed ND this year.
>>152466017Texas' fault
>>152466008both are rednecky trash so it checks out
>>152465977>top 2at least they’re aware they could never win those conferences
>>152466008I have been to Arkansas onceClose enough
wtf is this dude’s problem
>>152466064Hot Springs is nice.
Only oldfags and bootlickers care about Army vs. Navy. That game should only be on AppleTV.
>>152466022So would Oregon
>>152464027white women stay winning
>>152466074>t. Chairforce sanitation engineer
>>152466067Going scorched earth on them hoes.
>>152465977Yet they would never join one without higher payouts. Curious
>>152466067Do not come.
>>152466074I'd rather have a beer or two with those oldfags and watch the game then type out my aggressions and anime faggots with you fags.
>>152466027Correct
Are there any games on tonight?
>>152466149on the Game Show Network, yes
>>1524661314chan oldfags or 60-something boomer oldfags? 4chan oldfags would just make antisemitic jokes and say “still not taking that commission glownigger” over and over.
>>152466149Stephen f austin vs montana state starts in 15 min on ESPN
>>152466067lmao this is the gift that keeps on giving
>>152466203It's not coming up on my pirate site
>>152466017Told you the B12 was going down that road. >>152466027Doubtful, in this instance.
>>152466149this bussy is on tonight
>>152466017>>152466208I wonder if this mean Utah will catch a cool billion.
Mommy McGrath
i think the stress has launched him into a manic episode. hyper sexuality and bizarre behavior
>>152466206try youtube. i found one on there
>>152466217i would cum instantly and cry after
here’s a questionif his wife had his location to give to the police how did she not know he was having an affair
Jed Fisch to Michigan makes the most sense from both sides. He’s a stepping stone type guy and they need someone to be an interim hire to steady the ship for a couple years.
>>152466236Same. She is an absolute fucking goddess
>huge black dude>hot white blonde>beta jeetHave you ever seen a more accurate depiction of America
>>152466256wasn't he thinking about going back to Arizona because his wife hates the cold? she wouldn't like it much in Michigan either
>>152466246nothing adds up bro. something is fishy here
>>152466206link
>>15246627232C breats by my eyes. she could stand to gain 10lbs
Gonna be a cold one in Montana
>>152466279why did his mistress just now come out?just asking questions
>FCSovl playoffsSeated
>>152466295either she got fired and wanted revenge or he was being too much of a creeper and she wanted to pull the plug all the way
>>152466067slampigs are the downfall of every man
>>152466295Colored boys just can’t keep their mouth shut, some booster probably gave them a couple bags of Big Macs worth 50 grand each.
>>152466295questions the big blue media wall don’t want answered. be careful
>>152466067Have you seen her page?
>>152466302thats what makes me think he is bipolarmy dad didn’t have his first insane manic episode until 55, i think coach moore had one because nothing he did makes any sense through any other lens. but also the whole thing stinks of a set up to get him fired
>>152466223Very happy about this new trend of schools showing their broadcast booth.
>>152466295cause she looked in the mirror and realized that she not only hit the wall, she when thru it like the kool aid guy and it was time to cashout
BREAKING: Kiffen seen boarding private jet to Ann Arbor
>>152466246Anyone who lets someone track their phone knows they're being tracked. He probably just left his phone at his campus office when he went to see his side girl
>it's 41 degrees in Bozeman GAY, isn't this supposed to be snowy season?
>>152466223I don't believe you>>152466317Im happy for the broadcasters as well but my zoomer retard brain is incapable of listening to this game I SNEED visual stimulation
>>152466067>bizarre behavior So it’s normal to let women talk about guys to their million followers but it’s bizarre for him to tell her to stfu? Lol i can’t properly enjoy this scandal because the feminism is too fucking strong. Dude is getting like felony charges for threatening to kill himself with a butter knife like this shit is dystopian as fuck. A roastoid can just claim you threatened her and get you put in prison you don’t even have to touch them anymore.
>>152466315>the whole thing stinks of a set up to get him firedif the reports are to be believed, this affair has been going on since 2022, so he was the OC for two playoff-contending teams, including one natty winner. unless Warde Manuel has a crystal ball, I doubt they were setting some kind of timed detonation trap on a guy who was delivering for the university as OC just in case he failed miserably as HC
>>152466333Did you never actually play football? I have a visual image of everything.
>Stephen R. Austin
>>152465313This is wrong because Ann Arbor is far colder than Tuscaloosa is hot. The coldest monthly high in Ann Arbor is 31 in January vs 56 in Tuscaloosa. The hottest monthly high in Ann Arbor is 84 in July vs 92 for Tuscaloosa. So only an 8 degree discount in summer in Ann Arbor for 25 degrees colder. There’s a reason carpetbaggers are far more common these days than reverse carpetbaggers after all. And just because he was born in the cold doesn’t mean he prefers it.
>>152466339well im schizophrenic so i believe he was set up
>>152466343No. I have never caught or thrown a football in my life.
>>152466356Meant for >>152465299 >>152465380
>>152466358based farseeing schizo
You guys don't know what you've unleashed. Laugh while you still can
>>152466362come over soon i’ll toss you a pigskin
>>152466362Interesting. FOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE
>>152466335being that much of a bitch is a jailable offense though
>>152466371kwab
what is it like living in montana
>>152466374I'm sick. Wanted to watch some footy while I prepared my chicken soup.Now I might just go to sleep but its much too early for that but I am feeling so sleepy>>152466378Bobcats recovered.
>>152466389Lonely
>>152466402Sounds nice. They have fiber internet?
>>152466371DAS RITE
>>152466371>
>>152466380It’s really not. He should have just beat her ass if he was gonna get locked up anyway. Dude was literally just begging her to get an abortion from what I can tell. Absolutely not illegal in any way. I think it’s just proof that it was a set up of some sort.
whats it like being an fcs football fan
>>152466429new
Stephen F Austin was a confederate general who raped and shot all of his slaves. How can they name a school after him?
>>152466356Also, Michigan summers are humid as fuck. They're not exactly pleasant. So it's not like you're putting up with a cold winter in exchange for a nice summer
Bobcats EZ
>>152466371The Fighting Irish WILL>Wallop Wisconsin>Wreck Rice>Massacre Michigan State >Pummel Purdue >Etc
>>152466435He died before Texas was even a thing.
Go Cats>>152466389The polar vortex dropped temps about 40 degrees in a couple hours this morning, not surprised most of the SFA lads are wearing long sleeves
>Stephen F. Autism
>>152466468Rice is good enough for SEC teams to schedule but not ND hypocrite
>>152463415To be fair, he's probably right. Even most white guys could get entrapped by some prime pussy
>>152466067Damn at least use a burner account holy shit lmao
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>152460594Gonna be hilarious when these faggots lose to Ohio State again and complain about not making the playoffs from week 3 through the end of the year.
>>152460825>>R8 Bowl ChampsNobody cares. This game will go unwatched.
>>152461212Everyone north of Biloxi is a fag plain and simple.
>>152466371das rite
>>152462099I could see him at an HBCU someday but yeah his days as a Division anything coach are behind him. Clearly thought he was invincible.
>>15246250534 ambiguous felonies for the sole purpose of electing a Democrat doesn’t count. She didn’t flip a single county by the way. USA saw right through her fortunately!
>>152462569He’s broken, that’s for sure. Everything that could go wrong in his life did in a couple hours. The one thing he could never account for in his master plan happened so he was unable to think straight. Basically a house millepede or something that had just been discovered and knew he was finished.
