This is the Uruguayan 9/11
>>152458581T-rex bros...
>>152458581He cute
>>152458581kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>152458581dinogaysisters....
Translation for non-Spanish speakers: "Argentina has more World Cups than Uruguay does. We [Uruguay] have two. They gave us another two. I don't count those [the latter two] myself."
Huh? Always thought this was it...
>>152458581Kwab what a horsefaced pissicuck
>>152458581So how do you explain the 4 stars tough? Stars dont lie
>>152458581Honestly basedUruguay‘s prowess and historic should be respected of course, but having four stars like that seems a bit shameless. Also, they have a tendency to win the biggest Mickey Mouse tournaments. 1930? Only 13 participants and most of the big nations refused to participate. 1950? Again only 13 participants and every European nation except Spain was completely fucked by the war, many didn’t attend the tournament or were banned, Italy‘s top team had died in a plane crash beforeIn 1930, Uruguay had to play against Romania and Peru to survive the group stage and be in the semifinal right away. Then a semifinal against early Yugoslavia before the main event, the final. In 1950, their entire group consisted of them and BoliviaAnd then they also wear two stars for tournaments that aren’t even World Cups. Like, bro, you are impressive for your size, you don’t have to be like this
>the protagonist of /sp/
