The 2025/26 Paddy Power World Darts Championship continues at London’s Alexandra Palace on Friday with the tournament's first double session of action.Day Two of the World Darts Championship sees more top names enter the fray, with 2018 World Champion Rob Cross beginning his campaign against Norway's Cor Dekker in the showpiece of the afternoon session. In the evening session, European Champion Gian van Veen locks horns with Spanish star Cristo Reyes, and Australian number one Damon Heta takes on Ireland's Steve Lennon.Coverage starts at 12:30pm UK time on Sky Sports Darts (SS F1) with the evening session at 7:00pm UK time on the same channel. All matches are the best of 5 sets (first to 3) with each set being the first to 3 legs.>Today’s matches (12:30pm start)Niels Zonneveld v Haupai PuhaIan White v Mervyn King(20) Ryan Searle v Chris Landman(17) Rob Cross v Cor Dekker>Tonight's matches (7:00pm start)(12) Ross Smith v Andreas HarryssonRicky Evans v Man Lok Leung(10) Gian van Veen v Cristo Reyes(16) Damon Heta v Steve Lennon>Day 1 rounduphttps://www.pdc.tv/news/2025/12/11/littler-begins-world-darts-championship-defence-whitewash-win
Cross's new walk-on song revealed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMdcE8jdz70
Looking forward to Dabmond and Merv. Yesterday, Rob and Basti mentioned that match on German TV, and they were like:>Basti: Did you think you would witness a match like that ever again on Ally Pally stage?>Rob: There were probably many people that hoped to never witness that again.Rob didn't follow up on this, not sure what that was about. Maybe some players have beef with Merv, certainly it couldn't have been about Dabmond.>>152459197kek. Doubt he needs a new one if his career stays on the current trajectory.
white - king is proper darts
zonneveldsearlecrossis this a smart bet?
>Bookies have Rob Cross winning worlds at a staggering 151 oddPut a cheeky 5 on it
betting is bad frens
>>152459405betting is only bad if you are bad at it (i am)
>>152459405Especially betting on Job Cross.
when does the wizard play
>>152459418But WHO would bet money on Rob Cross?
>merry footballdartsmas has been downgraded to merry skysportsmasThis country gets worse by the day
those glasses are ridiculous, she looks like rob beckett
How much do you reckon this presenter has spent on coke in the past few months?
Surprised Dab & Merv have never played each other at the Palace before
>we found a crackerOH FUCK GET HER
>>152459537Sounds like a common L16 matchup from 10-15 years ago.
>>152459546Which makes it all the more remarkable.>ZonneveldTime for a disgusting throw
LET'S GO PUHA REMOVE ZONNEVELD PLS!
Is that a fucking comedy scouser wig?
Zonneveld looks like a slimmer Gabriel Clemens.
HOLLAND*clap clap*
left handers should not be allowed to play
zonneveld is #viesdik
>>152459607
what's this song then
comfy afternoon darts kino lads!
>>152459486i saw, what a disgrace>>152207397>>152207380let us have a merry footballdartsmas!
durrant needs to stop yapping so much
Jobberveld is a right fanny
HOW THE FUCK IS THERE A WASP EVERY YEAR
WASPWASPWASPWASP WASPWASPWASPWASP WASPWASPWASPWASP WASPWASPWASPWASP WASPWASPWASPWASP
>Puha breakMvG: BOO-YA!Gezzy: OOOAH!/180/: PUU-HA!
>>152459720They nest in the top of the Palace
>26hey, i throw that too
>SET WINvery useful
I CARN'T WATCH
Puha is what those softboi YouTube vloggers with the tiny handheld mics will look like in 20 years.
>merry sky sportsmas >not footballdartsmasSAD!
Greatest time of the year. Doing fuckall at work and watching this on the second screen.
Some finish that from Zonneveld
Hawk Puha
Well that's Puha back to Q-School. If Zonneveld repeats that final set standard against Blubby Boy, Smiff could be off home.
>>152459820that makes no sense
Dabman's up (to lose to what is left of Mervyn King's body)
>>152459890jesus christ
>>152459890i never tire of seeing this
>WINNERthanks
oh, blubber is going to die against zonneveld
Merv illness odds:>Superflu Evens f>Sciatica 3/1 2f>Gout 5/1>Migraine 8/1>Heatstroke 25/1>Monkeypox 100/1You can also get a special offer of 500/1 for Merv to be hauled off stage by HMRC inspectors when he loses
>>152459942what odds can i get on stung by the ally pally wasp?
Homo dart fans look away now. This is proper stuff
>>152459942>Sciatica 3/1 2fthis oneas always
>>152459960Moved from 8s to 4s
CAM ON MERV HIT SUM FACKIN TREBLES>>152459942Mervyn King is going to die on stage of obesity, Ebola, and Bird Flu and you’re making fun of him. I hope you’re proud of yourself
**bows down**
this is proper dartsbrings a tear to my eye
>Merv vs WhiteyWhat year is this?
>experience mentioneddidn't expect that
Merv has NOT blocked his ears folks let's hear it for Merv
*dabs*
ynr king losing to fordham (rip) in 2004
A match for the connoisseurs
>>152460013
Merv’s gonna get absolutely smashed, and then we’ll never see him again
It's time once again for the classic Ian White copypasta>Hereby follows the most anyone will ever write about Ian White in one sitting. How can a man look like an aging queen and painfully heterosexual at exactly the same time? From one angle he looks like the sort of dude who turns up in documentaries to talk about the devastating impact AIDS had on the Chicago house scene, then he turns to the right and looks he goes on the pull at the WMC. He is cursed forever to be painfully dull, but not dull enough that he can do a “strictly business” gimmick. He has the charisma of a branch of Wickes.
>>152460053Nah, I'm ordering my Christmas presents from Amazon
>Ian White v Mervyn King in 2025Now this is some proper arrers
>>152460066we cannot stop the winter or the summer from coming
>>152460078
>they could have been playing anyoneNo it couldn’t you stupid arseholes, Dab man couldn’t play a seed
Don't think I'll be watching the Seniors tour next year lads.
>>152460128World Seniors Tour doesn't even exist now, died a few months ago: https://www.live-darts.com/world-seniors-darts/world-seniors-darts-championship-cancelled/
>sweating like a pig>panting like a dog>can’t hit a barn doorThe King is back, baby
shaping up to be a ally pally classic
>>152460150Richie Howson killed the World Seniors
>>152460176It lived and died with Taylor, and he wasn't up to it.
Very casual darts fan but when did Huybrechts become an ultrajobber?Swear he was at least half decent 10 years agoAlso is anyone beating Ashtons first round average?
>24 double attempts combined>5 hit"Gentlemen, neither of you are at Lakeside"
>>152460215He fell victim to the "wasn't mentally strong enough to cope with being a PL whipping boy" curse and never recovered. If they'd not given him a spot that year he'd have won at least one TV tournament.
>>152460215>Also is anyone beating Ashtons first round averageMerv is right now
>>152460215Kim's fallen apart big time over the last two years. Isn't even good enough for the Belgian WC team now.>>152460237>when they put Jelle in alongside him because they had no idea who else to includeThat was a grim PL season.
they expanded the field just to humiliate merv
>>152460215seen something someone had posted the other day where his )ex?)girlfriend was saying he is a spoilt brat mummys boy with no ambition, so it could be that
Thank God they made it 128 players this year, can't wait for more high quality games like this and discovering some quality international talent
>>152460291That wasn’t his ex, it was his wife
>>152460291He's still with Dana, bizarrely, he must have a dick like a can of Brasso.
Is Van Veen the only tour card holder with a degree?
Can't play this sport because I'm shite at doing math in my head
This is fucking hilarious. They are both dogshit.
>>152460340
>>152460340after a while you just know what to go for, there is no maths involved its just memory, you really think this mong can do quick maths?
>>152460345Ricardo v Jose could be hilarious or awful
>7% on doublesMerv pls
>>152460209This was the point of no return
>>152460378How did he drop off so hard? He's not THAT old
this game needs 5 sets imo
Why is he saying hWhite?Is he the Cool hWhip baby?
>>152460386You'd be surprised how quickly your skills drop when you're not playing regularly. There's a reason all the Seniors winners were guys who'd still been on tour recently, or were playing county, rather than bigger names who hadn't picked up an arrow in five years.
>>152460386Not playing top quality professionals completely knackered him. He went from averaging around 80 in the first edition of the World Seniors to being knocked out with a 74 average by Manfred Bilderl two years later.
zzzzzzzzzzzz put on darting jesus already
Brutal stuff this and imagine that were only couple years removed from Merv almost winning the Masters against Jonny
classic white
ALLY PALLY CLASSIC
>dropping a set to 2025 Merv on your own throw
Merv looks wrong without Les Burons written across his chest
IT'S AN ALLY PALLY TUNGSTEN TUSSLE
One for the purists
>>152460432Horrific.
Should have been on last night so all the casuals who'd tuned in for Littler could learn something
This is genuinely worse standard than the first round games at Lakeside
I bet you Ryan Seale really likes Sleep Token
>>152460471and you didn't deserve either
>>152460459Their palate is not refined enough for a tungsten tussle of this caliber
Tried darts first time ever in a pub week ago. Might just have to get a board now.
>Darts legend Mervyn King declared bankrupt and may be forced out of home: "You think the gravy train will last for ever and it doesn’t"sad (and dumb)
>scoring 25 off a match-winning 170 attempt10/10 Ian White on TV
>>152460489We should have seen this coming when he was delivering Amazon because he was "bored" during Covid
>>152460489https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51t_SpLjyek&t=120s>Get things in place early doors financial wise - make sure you've got two bank accounts, one for you and one for the tax man
>>152460489>didn't pay tax on his winnings for 18 yearsGenius.
>>152460489Can't believe he was ever governor of the Bank of England
* * * OFFICIALLY AN ALLY PALLY CLASSIC * * *
DARTS NEEDS A STRONG MERVYN KING
>Dabmond
>took a nap>missed nothing
>*bows the fuck down*
This is what the World Seniors SHOULD have been
absolutely based
>german commentator making the bold prediction that neither of these men will become world champion this year
https://twitter.com/OfficialPDC/status/1999490545689809385#cheekybanter
>2-0 to 2-2>play like utter shit in the deciderThanks for wasting an extra half an hour of my life you fat fuck
>>152460580I bet they wouldn't dare to use that for Bob Dross though
>>152460580
>Mr. King? We're from HMRC; could we speak to you for a second?20/78 finishing attempts combined for those two. Fucking hell.
Right, get the Saxon on the jukebox and two pints of Hobgoblin from the bar wench
Who the fuck is this gimp announcing the matches now? Where is Johnny Mac?
>>152460669Lewis Jones, supposedly Johnny Mac's replacement when he retires. He is absolute shite.
HARDCORE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS0EDFaaC8E&t=240s
>>152460660>SaxonRyan probably doesn't even know who they are lel
>>152460675Sky Italia lookin' boy
Nobody will miss Chris Landman from the Tour, useless speedjobber
>>152460675Give it Swiss Phil 'til the end of the season
>>152460717What kind of Dutchie is called fucking Chris Landman, they should be called Klaas Jan van der 't Hoenvarplaasen
darting jesus dabbing on the sinners
>>152460756For me it's when they have dated English names like Dennis or Albert
>can't see his darts go inwhat a strange man he is
HAPPY FOOTBALL DARTSMAS
>>152460767>Dennissure>Albertare you completely retarded
Searle hasn't even been that good really, Landman is just shite
Chris Landman - Road to Lakeside 2026 (top 10 emotional moments compilation)
cor dekker sounds like british slang for telling someone to beat his wife
Emma Patons feet in my mouth. Laura Turners head caved in with a claw hammer.
How does he get an intro/switch to different song on his debut?
>>152460949>>152460951Good posts
>Dekkergood start you numpty
>>152460949
This guy sucks
>>152461041No need to specify which one your talking about, the point still stands
Always amazed by the number of absolute jobbers we send every year. At least this one larps as a viking
>winner of this plays DabmondFucking hell
>>15246115418 against 5 for us i think, pretty good numbers
For comparison's sake, Dross averaged 88.64 in his L64 loss to Shaggy last year. Barely any better this year against a far worse opponent.
I'm at work, has this all been as bad as it sounds?
>>152461233If anything it’s been worse
>>152461233Zonneveld-Puha was as dull as expected, Zonneveld picked up in final set thoughWhite-King was hilariously shit, both barely averaged 80 in the end and White binned a 2-0 lead but whitewashed Merv in final setSearle-Landman was completely one-sided, Landman only won 3 legs in the entire match, Searle best performer of the day so farCross-Dekker has been a grind, Cross is shit but Dekker is miles worse
i don't wanna watch this alone, AGAINI'm hitting a Darts Pub near me. Wish me luck frens.M-maybe I can make friends to watch and play with?
>>152461288I hate meeting new people
THE MAX FOR BOB DROSS
>>152461271why does he look 60
>>152461295same, but i hate watching darts alone even more
>>152461307I'd put it down to obesity
Cross obviously got well stuck in before the game today
ALLY PALLY wasp on his shoulder lel
>>152459228>>152459186>tfw I missed DAB MAN
>>152461421Was a genuinely terrible match, hard to believe White is still inside the top 64.
>>152461598>Was a genuinely terrible matchI just looked up the statistics>80 averagesPure S O V L
good ebeningi have beersi have snackstoil is overi am ready for darts
>>152461779did you knwo:in spanish b and v are similar letters being called "b larga" for b and "b corta" for vlarga/corta=long/short in case you didnt figure that out
Is Anna more of a slag than Emma?
>>152462045Anna is a "scrounges coke off a middle aged man in a Slug & Lettuce on Friday night" kind of slagEmma is more of a "Goes to Dubai and gets fucked by Sheikhs" kind of slagHope this clears things up
>>152462045Both love Anal btw
love this time of year
merry dartsmas anons!
>>152462081It very much does thank you. Now what about Abi?
Smudger v Harrysson all depends on which Dirty Harry turns up IMO
>>152462081>Anna is a "scrounges coke off a middle aged man in a Slug & Lettuce on Friday night" kind of slagmy kind of lady
>Emma back to dressing badlyIt's over
https://youtu.be/UDpuKoXIrnk?si=o7ECpwe6yNCS7Fdklove me fridays love me crimbolove me beerlove me sausage rolls love me darts simple as
>>152462198Would blow you for "Quadrophenia" on blu-ray.
Evans Leung is going to be hilarious proper autism matchup
is chud going to actually win a match at the worlds for once?
Does any darts player have more brother-in-law energy than Ross Smith?
>>152462770kek so true
>>152462768Chuddy's going to win the whole tang ding.
oooooooo its starting!
GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
am i imagining things or did we hear that same walk out song already today?
>>152462768Surely does it this time.
>shit facial hair>ten-year-old Top Shop EDM walkonYep, it's real Nordic and Baltic hours
my walk out songhttps://youtu.be/svjMiqVeiG8?si=42hgJyFeE0nrgxfm
is the secret to darts just picking a walking on song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8&list=RDHy8kmNEo1i8&start_radio=1
>>152462806Looks a proper beard to me
GWAN Beard Man
>>152462806there's only one man with shit facial hair on that stage and it ain't the swede
>>152462812https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoKluzn07eQ
>>152462797yeah, we heard it already, not sure with who
>>152462810BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152462810Finna be choked out tomorrow
>>152462812for me its scatman's world
>starting the championship with a single 7
>>152462832i was thinking it might have been zonneveld but i'm not sure
I like it when they chant "Boring Boring Tables"I also like it when they chant "Stand Up If You Love The Darts"I especially like that "Yaya Kolo" chant of theirs.And "Stand Up If You Love The Darts" definitely deserves a mention.When they sing "Heyyyyyy, heyyyy baby... Oooh, aaah... I wanna knowwwww... If you'll be my girl", I have to admit I have welled up a few times.And now you mention it, that "Yaya Kolo" chant truly is different classI also truly don't hear that "Boring Boring Tables" chant often enoughBut my favourite would probably have to be "Stand Up If You Love The Darts"
So many fit birds already
Upset incoming
/180/ meet up at the darts when
lol >smith
https://twitter.com/OfficialPDC/status/1999537559618060676>this Twitter thread
>triple 1>3
>single 5FUCKING HELL
>>152462896>>152462919I miss the Lakeside, bros
>treble 20>single 1>treble 20how
Superb turnaround from Smudger, unfortunate from Harrysson to miss the double double attempt
Feels like there's been quite a few bull finishes so far
>>152462927BDO with /180/ was pure kino
Fuck I'm still in the shop buying cans lads.They've got red Peroni cheap
>>152462875YOU JINXED IT
>Smudgerlmao
Think if I went to the darts I'd dress up as Walter White and have a sign saying "I am the one who gets 180"
>>152463029HURRY UP LAD YOUR MISSING THE DARTS
post yfw beard man unironically sends smith packing
>>152463090
Harrysson being "quirky" with his checkout routes is costing him here, making an absolute fucking mess of them all
>Ross Shit
BASED BEARDY
Need to get the takeaway ordered
>>152463090I'd check her out
this bearded man seems alright, hope he beats the most boring man in darts
>>152463156Ross the Boss?
>>152463156Hope he goes to Q-School and gets a Tour Card, but Harrysson's problem is he can go from averaging 100 in one game to 80 the next, too erratic for the Q-School lottery
Just go back from Sainsbury's in time for the evening session lads
>>152463193
Good match, this.
>>152463193again? crazy
Unironically hope Beau has a decent run
DAT 146
>>152463216yeah, i'd rather have her than any of the other women succeed. gurney vs beau is unironically the most interesting first round match i think
Which official broadcasts are we watching on lads?
Wasps getting out of hand
buzz
Mad how that wasp is about 5 years old now
>>152463216Dunno who's Beau's agent but they've managed her career perfectly, would have been so easy to just throw her onto the tour as soon as she got some buzz and have her end up like Sherrock or Anastasia D. They've waited until she's actually ready and she'll have a proper career as a result.
A wasp? In December? Absolute madness.
Do not see the point of the likes of Ross 'Smith' Smith they're not exciting in any aspect
>>152463193Do you not get bored of this gimmick lad
old wasp is going to wake up under the heat of the lights and go for him
Brutal 104 from Smudger
Some attacking energy management for Harrysson here. Let's see if it works out.
There goes the scoreboard
love this little swede nigga
Should've kept the wasp
>SMUDGERFUCKINGHELL
>t12 d18Based
fuck me this match still going on?
smith fucked
>>152463428Smith blew 6 match darts, Harrysson is now the favourite to win
smith bros its over
sweden,,, i kneel
Big fan of them turning the wasps into a running joke to deflect from the fact that Ally Pally is a run down pest infested shithole
>>152463428Friday night jobfest. All set for a midnight finish.
>Spludger
>Smith
>SMUDGERTWO YEARS IN A ROWBINNED BY AN INTERNATIONAL QUALIFIEROH NO NO NO NO NOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking based, glad the more boring version of humphries is out
BASED
England FUCKED
swede bros..
UNC NOTCH DAPPING HIM UP FRFR
Brother-in-lawbros...
SWEDEN YES
remember when he was world champ?
>smudger
>dross shit
>Smudger
thank god the jobber is out
Thank fuck for that
BEARD BROS!!!!!!!!LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
yikes
>>152463511Lacking that BMT
JA TACK
>>152463511Ciaran Teehan popped up again this year after ages away, jobbing on the Challenge Tour
>>152463511
rickys gonna throw a strop and just start launching darts aimlessly
>>152463511Don't know which one is worse: this year or last year.
FUCK ANIME
This is a Rapid Rickey Evans board
>Christmas song in round 1hes afraid of getting flushed isn't he
Jesus he really wants to be Clown Man
based ricky
Try hard cunt
>>152463559Always brings me joy to see him job out of the tournament before Christmas
KINO
>>152463549last year he lost with a 89 average, this year with a 96 to guy averaging close to 100 for a lot of it. So yeah last years is worse
>>152463565that's not a good thing
I'm a Ricky enjoyer
thought it said raped on the back of his shirt
RIP Merry FootballDartsmas
Lok Leung can play and count too
>>152463555yes fuck anime grills indeed based
MERRY FOOTBALLDARTSMAS
What's his theme when it's not Christmas?
>>152463603being a fat jobber
>>152463582Meant in terms of having match darts this year. At least last year he was fucking dogshit throughout.
>>152463603Being a try hard jobber
>>152463603Being a try hard fat jobber
>>152463603Like a Prayer by Madonna
>>152463641>>152463628>>152463610Do jobbers checkout 134??No, shut up and fuck you
>>152463627lol wasnt it this year in a tour event he averaged over 100 for basically all of it and wiped the floor with everyone? He's got one of the biggest ad's in a jobber yellow pages for major's i can think of.
ricky needs to slow down or he's in for a heart attack
I want to Sherk that Fiona in the crowd. If you catch my drift
Based ricky getting ths schedule back on track
Chud must be raging watching this>if only this Digimon fan had done this against me 2 years ago
>>152463570Snakebite is the try hard, ricky is based
>>152463666Yes, a genuine freak display
What is mardle rambling about. Absolute waffle
what we drinking tonight lads
Ricky been playing well this year gonna take something special to get him here
>>152463726Duvel
for me it's hot chocolate with marshmallows
>>152463725can't stand these two cunts on coms
>>152463726jagermeistah
>>152463726water
>>152463726Jubel
>>152463726Leffe winter
>>152463726Shot of smudger tears
>>152463726tap water because smith ruined my acca
>>152463726had a tea, got some water, thinking about one of pic related in a bit
>Leung
>>152463726i'm /sip/ping
Darts isn't ready for a strong Ricky Evans
>>152463871ricky evans isn't ready for a strong ricky evans
Hello. Who /Adam ‘wolfie’ Martins/ here?
i see fear in those eyes
>>152463892I have Wolfie darts
>>152463892
Very zesty behaviour from Huw
>split his keks
Think if you were to take some psych tests on Ricky he'd outscore Broadmoor patients
>>152463900he knows that abdul's kebab emporium closes at 9:30 and it's a 10 minute taxi ride
split his bloody trousers
Christ what the fuck is this interview
>the last time Cristo Reyes played Ally Pally>>1524639461,000% retarded
what the fuck is this?
Ricky looks very red and unwell
is he autistic?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT RICKY
Couldn't catch the end of that game, sadly. Didn't think I would live to see Ian White win a game on TV.
Promo's good
Hate christmas hate gravy simple as
Based pisshead
>he’s lost the crowd
i've never heard him talk before, chud sounds like he's 12
>>152463959kek
>>152463892He has the iconic pedophile look.
>>152459197what did he mean by this
>>152463959
>>152463726
>>152463972https://www.gov.uk/government/news/former-world-darts-champion-rob-cross-banned-as-director-over-unpaid-taxes
>>152463986
>>152463959You're a mark
>>152463871strong ricky evans isnt ready for a slow ricky evans
C'mon Chud
>>152464010Cristo has the darts, already feeling the worst for Van Chud
>>152464018if he loses today you might as well just say that he'll never get to qualify for the worlds again. cursed.
As much as i always loved it when feel went out because he was a total cunt, i sort of am getting to the point where im wishing littler goes out early for all the promo/media shites that are going full hog
>>152463926red dragon farts
Mon Chud, darts need a strong chud
>>152463700You was saying?
>>152463912I have Wolfie darts and Ted Hankey flights. Not Ted’s flights, flights with a picture of Ted on them.
Based Cristo.
>jerry hendriks>dumb as a brick>win one game at the world championship>darts analyst job for 10+ yearshow does he do it
>Cristo Reyes on the big stage>2025What's happening here?
>>152464010billions must stand up (for the darts)
Cheer up mate
>>152464033i was already at that point last year
STANDING IN THE HALL OF FAME
We're all getting a qt gf next year if chud wins the worlds
van Veen has a youtube gamer intro walk on song
>>152464058Astonishingly won the Med qualifier last month and played some great stuff in it as well
>>152464064same. he was new and exciting the year he lost to puke. now i'm sick to fucking bastard death of him
corr that redhead cheerleader
chudcore music
>>152464073It's literally the dancing coffin meme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI
>>152464080Abbi Haynes
cmon the chud
the dutch
GWAN CHUDDY
why both be luigi
Tonight's snacks.
yes get the 180s in nice and early
Needed to go to the shops and didn’t buy any beer or any choccy because I’m trying to be healthy and now I’m jonesing the fuck out
They have the same haircut and glasses
>you will now remember Cristo vs. The Demolition Manlet at the Euros
>>152464106because bitches love luigi
>>1524641062 for 1 offer at the shit costume shop
>>152464107noice
>>152464107I have that advent. I wish it was the biscoff one every day being honest
>>152464129huh, same. it's a bit lame really, not very christmassy. just like a generic wrapping paper style.
>>152464095that's the wank sorted for tonight
chud will win it all, check em
>>152464180
>>152464180Do we count 180
>>152464191cant imagine how we wouldnt
what kind of person (non yank) is even into NFL
>>152464213Asstit Nicho
>>152464213People who work in IT.
I think the crowd aren't too keen on that Starmer fella
>>152464213spastics and deanos
>>152464107Did you just get back from Sainsbury's lad?
>>152464213they would need to enjoy advertisements more than game action.
wish /180/ was this active for rLakeside de lids, saddening
>>152464213>bald>dark rimmed glasses>beard (VERY proud of it)>loves coffee (SKULLCRUSHER preferred) and makes sure everyone knows how much he LOVES strong coffee>maybe sometimes wears dungarees because his ugly chinese gf tells him to
>>152464213I know a few boomers like it because when they were young it was the only thing that was on TV late at night.
>>152464213Nerds who feel they should like a sport
christ
>>152464255the beard of a pedophile combined with the haircut of a pedophile
>>152464254this my lad, absolutely this. Or fucking deanos.
>>152464239I think the BBC had coverage of it for a while (maybe they still do?) That must have been a strange watch.
>>152464253ah thats true, remembered being into a few random sports for this reason
>>152464255That game could be absolute horseshit and I'm not kidding. They are both wank.
>>152464246Since it went off BBC and BT I didn't even know it was on, surprised it shifted to before PDC compared to after PDC.Also all the OG niggas like Wolfie, Scott Dog, Scotty 2 Hotty, The Silverback and Ted "Never found guilty in the Supreme Court" Hankey don't do it anymore, what's the point lol
>>152464255GET HYPE
>>152464267for me that was darts
>>152464265They did, I tried to watch the Superbowl a couple of times but couldn't stay awake
>>152464276You missed the new Luke Littler this year.
>>152464213Arty nerds
>>152464267That's why there's still a section of 45-year-old blokes who still fondly remember kabaddi.
DAT 167
>>152464246I knew it was on and joined for two sessions, but couldn't be arsed for the rest. Hyped for Q-school though.
BIG FINISH
VAMOS REYES
i didn't know starmer was such a big darts fan!
>>152464297did they shove something up his bum
>>152464297Corr, Transworld Sport
>>152464294I'm 30,i hate new upcoming talents, I want my boomer bros from 2015 to job foreverWhere's the Dutch guy who was an electrician, where is the morbidly obese Viking, where was the Dutch Arab guy who sexted an underage retarded girl, where is that aussie guy who couldn't hit treble 20 and dropped his darts,where is that Indian Norwegian guy. Where is Ross "The Wart" Montgomery (he played American football you know)Zoomers are not fun
chudbros?
that's a sad ronald mcdonald
>>152464370How shite is McDonalds over there? can't be worse than over here.
is bluds name really Christ is King?
>>152464357jelle is many things but not arab, be nice
>>152464380it's breddy grim
>>152464380Honestly when I went to the USA, Maccys was the only one that tasted exactly the same as it does in the UK. In n Out was the best beef burger in America
>>152464369nothing ever happens
oh god, chud is choking this
It's so over
>>152464397My bad he's from Brabant just like Maya from Ongezellig, so that makes sense
>>152464380As a fat cunt who travels for work, I would say the worst McDonalds is Sweden. Germany was the best.
you're fucking this up chuddy
sometimes things happen
This is the first time I'm saying a thumb-index finger only grip. The fuck.
FINALLYCHUDISKING
chokedgrim
>>152464465was looking forward to the 5th set
Does van Veen like gravy?
>>152464283>ynr darts on sbs6 watching prime barney
Post your 'Heta on the telly' face
over the finish lineit's only just begun
>>152464491
I need to watch darts more because the chud being 10th flew completely over me
chud got to talk to a female :)
>gay cowboy time
huh
>>152464297lifelong patna pirates fan me
>>152464507He's 3rd favourite with the bookies
Anything but semis for chud would be a dissappointment.
>>152464357no proper characters anymore de lid, some, but not many
>>152464498it's her kidneys (or something) that's why she's all puffed up
Chud seems like one of the least chuddy players desu, just comes off like a nice lad>damoI will not be watching your match. See you tomorrow lads
>>152464514Never knew it wasn't his real name
>>152464535yeah, german commentators just talked about that so i looked it up. apparently it's for religious reasons?
>>152464530He has a degree in aviation, god knows what he thinks of Chisnall et al
>>152464530>Chud seems like one of the least chuddy players desu, just comes off like a nice ladthat's the jokehe literally looks like the chud meme, nothing more to it
dunno about calling yourself 下手 (one for the anime watchers)
>>152464530Chud is one of the few bright spots in the current Lukewinslol hell. Not sure if he can actually do something about it, but at least we can root for him as long as he's still in.
>>152464526Same with Michael Smith. Kidneys and food.
Lennon must be one of the most Irish looking people in the world
6 7
>>152464593
imagine being that little kid and your highest recognition comes from imitating heta. i'd kill myself.
I came here to laugh at Merv and Smudgelet.
>>152464606Well, at least he doesn't imitalte Littler.
The only positive of Heta winning is it sends Scuba Steve off the Tour again.
>>152464611lad looks like he just smelled something foul
Sky know most of the littler "fans" watching don't even know the rules so have to make SET WIN come up, grim
>>152464613Inb4 he comes right back via Q-school at the expense of Snackpot.
>>152464643To be fair they're mostly Rugby League fans so darts is a bit fancy and complicated for them.
I'm a Littlerwave fan and I know all the rules
Are they singing Feed the Scousers
>>152464650Snacky isn't going to Q-School.
i'm a littler fan and i know the darts offside rule
>>152464685Yeah, so I heard, does anybody know why? Last thing I heard a few months ago he said he would give it a go.
>>152464740I think his wife is still unwell.
>>152464740Only four tour card holders can be present at a single exbo, so there's more money for him in being a "name" who can play at them without a card
>>152464771>Only four tour card holders can be present at a single exboIs that really a rule? Wow
>>152464752Damn, that sucks. German comms mentioned that Cristo also had some serious shit going on the last few years, which was the reason why he disappeared. But they refused to elaborate.
the Feta defeats the Lemonas it should be
>DWEEBFUCKINGUSELESSPRICK
>hetaKEK
shit maybe notLemon Steve stealing another half hour of our lives
2-3 incoming
>another set of Steve LennonThis will go full length, I suppose.
Praying for a heta meltdown
damn, this guy needs new darts
It's FridayIt's Jobber WeekIt's 11pmThe bar's closedThe crowd has gone quiet
Thank fuck for that, Dweeb.Steve Lemon goes back to Q-School. Again.
Lemon and Hydrologically Enriched Willibald truly are the perfect representatives of the Republic of Ireland
Have a feeling quarter 2 might become the /MEME/ quarter
>>152464941Predicted that before tourmanent start. Clayton and Bunt are not in shape to clean this up, Smudger already out, my body is ready for a Divingboard or Dirty Harry semi run
And so that was Day 2. Incredibly we have lost the first seed of the tournament with over a fortnight to Christmas as Ross Smith's wretched World record against International Qualifiers continues with a quite astonishing choke to Swedish maverick Andreas Harrysson. Smudger led 2-1 in sets and 2-0 in legs in the fourth set on Dirty Harry's throw, but missed D16 to check out 110 to win - only for his opponent to finish 112 - and then incredibly missed five more match darts in the deciding leg of the set before a last dart D16 sent it to a deciding set which the one-European champion lost 3-1.Elsewhere today, Rob Cross won with a 170 to send out Cor Dekker in straight sets, Gian van Veen finally won a Worlds match at the third attempt by holding off a spirited Cristo Reyes (who you wouldn't believe has been away from the PDC for six years) and Ricky Evans beat a poor Man Lok Leung in straight sets. There are also returns to Q-School for all of Haupai Puha, Chris Landman and Steve Lennon (with only Scuba Steve even managing to win a set) and also a return to being investigated by HMRC for Mervyn King who was involved in what will probably be the worst game of the tournament against Ian White.Tomorrow sees the likes of Luke Humphries, Gary Anderson and Andrew Gilding in action, as well as comedy jobbers such as Boris Krcmar and Gabriel Clemens, and also the fabulous return of Paul Lim.
>>152465038TYBOP!
>>152465038tybopPaul and Paulo to make it through fingers crossed
