/nfl/ general
>>152461829>Not writing in the subject fieldYou retard what are you doing?
>Go the Vikings>Go from throwing to LSU teammate Jamarr Chase, to throwing to LSU teammate Justin Jefferson
Coach CrimeRape
Trade him to the Jets and fire Aaron Glen and put Saleh back
Tom Cucky
I'm enjoying this book. What are the "right stuff" attributes for an NFL QB? Who has it and who doesn't? I'd think something likeHas it - Josh Allen, Bo Nix, Drake Maye, Matt StaffordDoesn't have it - Lamar, CJ Stroud, Jordan Love, Penis Jr
>>152461873>>152461873New, that has a subject field
Mina-chads keep winningGo Niners
>>152461882Why are you splitting the threads retard
>>152461844At least he'll have some defense and o-line
>>152461880erm excuse me what the fuck sir
>>152461829>No /nfl/ in the subject fieldFraudulent /nfl/ thread
>>152461891this isn't an /nfl/ general.It has no subjectthis is just a random fucking thread
>>152461880Post that shit in Baltimore nephew
>>152461901ctrl+f still finds it in the log, bitch nigger
>>152461883Mina looks tight and fuckable in that dress
>>152461829>>152461917>>152461909what team does she play for again?
my heckin autismarino won't stand for this
Was this blatant rigging or did the Falcons legitimately recover this ball in some way that I missed?
>>152461934She's on team BHC
>>152461934Seahawks
>>152461952sex pits
>>152461938there was no fuckin flubhttps://youtu.be/ANPxrgsMVto?si=0MbCG_p23ClOP7c_
>>152461844>Cardinals #2 Kek why would he go from a shit run organization to another one?
>>152461882>chiefs slopNah I'll stay here
Surely the Panthers don't job to the Saints again right?
>>152461962Because it would be a trade
>>152461939I think the better question is how did the Buccs blow a 28-14 lead in the 4th quarter after the Falcons had already failed to convert on two 2pt attempts?
>>152461962>not the patriots with BAWWWWWWWWSTON breweries and the irishwell, color me shocked
>>152461973Kyler Murray for Burrow?
>>152461968Not sure Panthers losing ever is jobbing yet
>>152461977i don't know, I was watching the game awards instead (which sucked)
Who says no?
>>152461968Shough owns the division now
I'd like to apologize for some of the low-quality posts I've been making in this general recently. They're not indicative of the standard of posting I traditionally hold myself to. Accountability starts with me. I'll do better.
>>152461990the Chiefs, firing Andy Reid would be insane
>>152461990Send him to the Giants
1 to 1 trade, Andy Reid for Kyle Shanahan.Who the hell says no
>>152461998Why do ESLs just throw commas in random places? Was there a Bollywood movie where a hero did this
>>152461990And hire who?
>>152461998It would. But there are people wishing he gets fired. Shit, Chiefs fans in the general are tired him
>49ers trade Chiefs Kyle Shanahan for Andy Reid>they face each other in Super Bowl>49ers winIt'd be complete kino
>>152462007Me. We want McDaniel
>>152461829I thought this was Lindsay Ellis for a second.
>>152462012>Shit, Chiefs fans in the general are tired himGenuinely unfathomable to be tired of a coach that has led your team to 5 superbowls, 3 SB wins and 7 consecutive AFCCG appearances, qweefs fans are mentally ill
>>152461990Better idea: trade Mahomes for Burrow and a third
>>152462022>Shanahan losing the owl with MahomesIf that happened I think Shanahan would legit just kill himself
>>152462030One of them was saying that it was all on Mahomes hero balling a couple days ago. I get it if you're upset that Andy is having a down year but you don't fire a guy who played a major role in getting you 3 super bowls.
>>152461968Panthers are getting healthy at the right time, coming off a bye after beating arguably the best team in the nfc. They ran the ball 40 times to 20 passes, I hope the coach figured out the winning formula.
>>152462022Would actually be funnier if Andy gets fired and goes to the Eagles and wins one more
>>152461996EAT SHIT FAG. how is that for your high quality posting. LETS GO BEARS
>>152462046Right after the Eagles get Burrow
I'm starting to believe he might legit get traded to the Cardinals and follow the Palmer path now
>>152462046I think Andy Reid would rather retire than try to rebuild the Eagles roster to anything that bears a resemblance to an efficient passing offense.They've built so much of the team around the run
>>152462051Eagles need Tua and Saban
THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST GENERAL IN ALL OF THE INTERWEB...the least you can do is tell someone when players are coming off IR. I had to find out Mike Evans was back by watching that terrible game last night.
>>152462056Yeah the chances of that happening are low but it's not like the Eagles have a roster full of scrubs
>>152462047Anon, posting in this general is the ultimate team sport. We need to hold each other accountable for the things we post and the topics of discussion. There's no I in team and if we want to compete as a championship level roster we gotta work on our posting fundamentals.We must be better posters.
Is it his year?
>>152462067The more you know ;)
>>152462077If my Bills get eliminated I would have zero (0) issue with T-Law and the jasg winning a memeb owl
>>152462067The push towards Anti-AI data scraping killed rotoworld where this general used to copy and paste headlines that'd contain such relevant information into the OP, and it'd take 5 seconds.Now there isn't a place where individual headlines are so neatly ran together, and not everybody will bother creating a custom AI model to scrape that data for them just to make an OP because nobody else is going to do it.Sorry man, Elon Musks Altmans internet or something like that.
>>152461962Shit study nobody out drinks Wisconsinites
>>1524620772nd at most
>>152462073I come here to learn about defensive and offensive formation and to find out when players are coming off IR which is never discuss in this general. its all about i hate mahomes, the white man marches on, coach primate. Black coaches, never football so shut the fuck up and talk FOOTBALL
Mfw catb owl
Murray for Burrow. Who says no?
How long, realistically, until AI assisted coaching becomes the norm?
>>152462108dan campbell definitely has chatgpt helping him call plays
>>152462108I'm pretty sure it's already being utilized
>>152462097I agree with you. I'm fully on board with elevating the level of discourse. #ItsUpToUs
>>152462055Palmer had to threaten to retire and then was traded to the Raiders before making his way to AZ.
>>152462106THE ENTIRE FUKKEN WORLD OF FOOTBALL SAYS NO...that who
>>152462106Joey Brrr on the Cards would actually be kinda basederino
>>152462106looks like a good deal to me
>>152462089so the fattest parts of america drinks the least
>>152462106im all for it, it gives those german cardsbros something to root for and nobody gives a shit about ohio anyways
It won't happen but I would love Burrow to come in and save my Raiders with an owl win
Are we just going to ignore the number of flags and questionable officiating in the Tampa Bay/Falcons game
>>152462168Happens to the bucs every week and no one cares because the prevailing narrative around tampa is that they lose
>>152461939From one angle it looked like the ball came out near a bucc bussy and the falcon fell on it. The announcers didnt notice because it was TNF and they hardly care. Also the Falcon stood up with the ball. The final Cousins fumble was way more suspect.
>>152462144kek no it wouldn’tthe tards are cheap as shit, they wouldn’t spend money to surround burrow with talent
>>152462158The religious right aren't allowed to drink but have no restrictions on food
>>152462067That’s why reddit has better NFL discussion
>>152462055Palmer had a much better defense
>>152461844Raiders already have Kenny Pickett
>>152462188fuck red dit and fuck you. Those fags love to talk over each other, using college-level words to cover up their lack of understanding of football.
>>152462097>I come here to be spoon fed information and I'm upset it doesn't happen
>>152462158They drink the most sweet tea
>>152462188Reddit is the same thing except marvel quip coded. It's future step-dads saying "Wow i just cant make myself hate [player on the other team]." It's gay and inauthentic. I would rather read anons here spamming the N word over and over than reddit because at least with the n word it's coming from a place of authenticity
>>152462218EAT SHIT..Discussion means covering every aspect as it relates to the sport, including IR reports.
>>152462222nice numbers
>>152462187I've heard that they try to keep it on the down low and it's a reason why they have brew thrus so people they know won't run into them in the store buying alcohol
>>152462222It has to be true, just look at those numbers.
>>152462088Rotoworld was so good and useful man, like espn once was, now's its dead unusable, fuck NBC, FTNFantasy used to copy their headlines but they did the same thing.The closest one IMO is rotowire, choose all headlines and condensed, hit quite rotoworld but not bad either
TJ Watt out for the season with collapsed lung
>>152462249smoking crack is one hella a drug
Collapse this bussy
>>152462249more like prolapsed dung
>>152462067lmao no one cares about your gambling addiction, Google the news yourself
>>152462186Burrow is good enough to not need weapons of mass destruction. He could have fringe top 20 receivers and still drag the berds to the 'offs, you know it's true
>>152462266wasted numbers on this fag
>>152462089I am glad South County mogs the rest of Rhode Island.
>>152462235https://www.espn.com/nfl/injuriesDo I need to come to your cuck shed and type this into safari on your phone or can you take it from here?
>>152462158People in the South hide their drinking whereas Wisconsinites are proud alcoholicst. proud Wisconsin alcoholic
>>152462283Just post it at least twice a week for consideration and discussion.
i'll post this bussy twice a week
>Bowles still not firedI assume they are waiting for the results of the @Carolina game. If they lose the next two and get eliminated he should be gone before the week 17 game. I want to be aggressive in seeking out a HC this time. Bucs roster has a lot of talent on it. Way more than is usually available when a HC vacancy happens.
Bo Nix's Homeland
george pickens to the ravensmake it happen
Rams could probably scam the Jets for a first round pick, and then trade their 4 first round picks they'll have the next two drafts for Burrow.
>>152462283The more information available, the better the general outcome for discussion....bussy jokes are corny and lame
Corny and lame in this bussy my guy
>>152462249Collapsed bussy
>>152462314Jerry isn't letting Pickens leave
>>152462158"Dry" just means you can't buy liquor from the store on Sunday. Most Christianity is performative.
>>152462249AL north winners will be one and done
Reid should come to my Titans.
>>152461990>firing a HoF coach because the mutt is assThey should because Andy deserves better
>>152462348No he should come to my berds
>>152462347>ALFuck off with this baseball shit
>>152462348He can make it happen
>>152462348I think coach kitty needs another year to implement his system
>>152462365God I love this image
>>152462346and full of hypocrisy
>One bad season after a half decade dynasty>fire the coachAre the chemtrails starting to sap IQ points from the flyovers?
>>152462365I dont like this pick. I LOVE this pick.
day 475 of asking josh allen to fuck my sister
>>152462382You might want to ask him if you can watch so you can get a reply.
ESPN confirms the bucs loss is the worst of the season by any team, ranks it as a top 10 loss of ALL TIME.source: Get Up, Sportscenter 12/12
>>152462382How much do you think a disposed condom full of his sperm is worth on the black market?Is it worth it to camp out outside the team hotel at their away games and hope Hailey was there?
josh allen is just a better phillip rivers
>>152462402The Falcons are 15-3 when wearing those throwback uniforms since they started back in 2010. I have no idea why they don't wear them full time, arguably one of the greatest helmet/uniform combos in history.
>>152462416career wise? kindaplaystyle wise? fuck no
>>152462402The talking heads on ESPN have to fill the airwaves with 24 hours of fluff just to chase likes and clicks.
>>152462416More like a better $cam Newton, except for that one thing.
>>152462402>bucs loss is the worst of the season by any teamNah that cardinals game where two errors cost them the game vs the titans was egregiously worse.
>>152462409its all about timing. cum in a condom 12 hours later isnt worth shit, it needs to be fresh and warm. also now that hes married i doubt he wears condoms lol, hailee is on birth control or he only facefucks her and does anal
>>152462346except the graph is about consumption, not sale. What I gather from this is that southerners just lie the most
>>152462437Oh so you've done this before?
>>152462416Phillip Rivers was not fucking mobile like Allen.
>>152462438Southern moonshiners were always inclined to bend the truth about their consumption and sales.
penis jr
>>152462438How do you measure consumption if not in sales? Self-reporting?
>>152462455...what'd you say?
>>152462443what, been in a relationship with a woman? yeah, you fag. birth control is amazing and im sorry you have never taken advantage of it
>>152462456Yeah... I’m either a half-pint-a-day, a gallon-a-day, or a half-gallon-a-day kind of drinker.
>>152462346>>152462369>t. seething ghouls
>>152462456must be. It can't be sale because wisconsin wouldn't be so red in that case. We actually have more restrictive laws than a lot of other states due to lobbying from the tavern league
When do they announce Rivers is starting
>>152462461Lamar at nine is why the Ravens are not winning games
>>152462461>-10 receiving ydskwab
>>152462249Steelers medical staff literally Tyrod Taylor'd him kek
>>152462486Probably Sunday
>>152462477It’s okay to admit to the world that you’re still human and have your flaws. The real issue is when you act on them and convince yourself otherwise.
QB Primate Jr.
>>152462499I know it might need a citation, but I still believe this could be true.
>>152462222It's kinda inauthentic here because it's 20% posturing and maybe 20% full-blown race psychos. IKWYM tho
>>152462508I needed to hear this. I've been feeding my demons a lot lately and it's really dragging my life down. Now if that dumb bitch would just text me back instead of being whore somewhere that would be great
>>152461844>glass LSU QBBengalsbros, does it ever stop hurting?
posture this bussy
Ranked QBs by expected playoff ability:StaffordRodgersBurrowMayePurdyDarnoldLawrenceGoffHerbertJonesCousinsDartNixShoughMcCarthy>AllenMayfieldCook>MahomesHurtsPrescottLoveYoungWilliamsTagoviloaMariota>StroudJacksonBrissettSandersWardSmith
>>152462346there is no prohibition against alcohol consumption in Christianity. In fact, the literal opposite is true, as Jesus offered wine to his disciples in memory of Him.
>>152462522It’s my sister-in-law, and we’ve been having sex daily. My lust is out of control, and I’m taking way too many chances keeping her naked. Lord have mercy on me
>>152462499>it's trueHoly shit they've become a poverty franchise kek>>152462519Source JJ Watt
>>152462538Are you one of those people who justify getting drunk? Go read what Paul said about avoiding drunkenness.
>>152462538Bud light not exactly the same as the blood of Christ
>>152462548Sometimes you gotta risk your coaching position at a premier CFB team to get all up in them guts Real ones know
>>152462520>maybe 20% full-blown race psychosnah it about 37.9% race psycos
>>152462570no, getting drunk is a sin, but it is just objectively not a prohibition to drink. This isn't Islam.
Jesus got his drank on with his disciples and turned water into lean as one of his miracles
can we get back to talking about football
>>152462608Be the change you wish to see in the world. #ItStartsWithMe
>watch ESPN>see Mina blasting white light on her face to the point she has no noseLol la hags age like poopa
>>152462520I don't understand getting into race arguments. No one can ever truly prove they're white. I've seen people on other boards post their passport, a pic of their hand (white), hair (brown or blonde), and eye (blue) and people still say they aren't truly white. So, it's utterly pointless to even engage
>>152462249>get "dry needling" on your back>retard needler punctures your fucking lung How absolutely nigger retarded do you have to be to get someone's lung during acupuncture
There used to be one of these half Korean semen demons at my job. Sucked my dick until my eyes crossed.She was like 90 lbs. Made my mighty 6-incher look like a horse cock.
>>152462629Island Asians are great dicksuckers cause theyre malnourished so they love the feeling of being full
>>152461844The only 3 teams that are possibilities are the vikings, colts, and rams
>>152462637>Island AsiansMore high maintenance than a F1 Car once you elevate their lifestyle tho
>>152461880
>>152462488Legit, what HAS Lamar won?
>>152462612mina in 10 years
>stafford wears number 9, leaves a cat team with 0 rings, goes to a new team, instantly wins a superbowl and is already pushing for a 2nd one>burrow wears number 9, leaves a cat team with 0 rings, goes to a new team __________Could you fucking imagine?
>>152462655legitimately horrifying
>>152462672bengals will never let burrow leave
>>152462643Yea thats why u hit and quit they expect way too much
>>152462629Fuck. How did you seduce her?
is he right?
>>152462628retard TJ's fault for getting duped by Eastern mysticism bullshit for recovery instead of just eating steak and drinking gatorade. Acupuncture doesn't do shit lmao, not surprising that he's always injured.
>>152462695Step 1: be white and say "hey"
>>152462629I once dated a Korean girl who gave amazing blowjobs, took my load in her mouth too. I miss her.
I can't wait for the seethe on Sunday
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A PONY IT'S NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND ACTUALLY USEFUL NFL HEADLINES AND IT ISN'T FANTASY SHIT OR SPECULATION HORSESHIT, LET ALONE STUFF THAT NEATLY ORGANIZED AND GIVES YOU A BLURB WITH ALL THE INFO YOU NEED LIKE ROTOWORLD USE TOWHY THE HELL DO WE TOLERATE THIS SHIT, WEBSITES BECOMING WORSE AND WORSE AND INFORMATION BEING LOST GODDAMN I DIDN'T EXPECT LOOKING FOR FUCKING FOOTBALL HEADLINES TO BE THIS FUCKING FRUSTRATING HOLY SHIT, I SEE WHY NO ONE WANTS TO MAKE THREADS NOWESPN AND FUCKING ROTOWIRE ARE THE 2...LEAST SHIT BUT THAT AIN'T SAYING MUCH YOU CAN'T EVEN COPY PASTE THE CRITICAL INFO INTO THE FORM WITHOUT FORMATING ISSUES, WE NEED AN ANON OR TEAM OF ANONS TO BUILD A ROTOWORLD CLONE PLEASE!
>>152462695For whatever reason girls just really like fucking their coworkers. Doesn't matter how attractive you are or if you're even their type. I don't know why. Maybe it's just seeing someone almost every day.>>152462703I'm not even white.
>>152462721same, saar
how do you accidentally collapse someone's lung? like how deep were they shoving those needles into him?
>>152462699I doubt he went over the head set and said, "OK baker, I want you to throw a game losing interception right here, stare your reciever down and wait til the corner is ready to jump the route."
>>152462700You'd think people would have learned after all the tai bo karate bs in the 90s
>>152462683He can just tell them he's not taking another snap for the team until they trade himThe fact that he said he no longer enjoys playing football for the bengals means it's no skin off his back, he's already made more money than he knows what to do with
>>152462728Sikh are based.
>>152462731forgot my pic?
>>152462721Green Bay is overrated
>>152462724dont know how old you are but everything is worse than it used to be and getting worse
>>152462655
>>152462744Singh hands typed this post
>>152462743I'd call that bluff. yes, he's made $177 million so far but he could easily make another $500 million in the rest of his career which is an amount few people would pass up even if they're already rich
>>152462731hell I want to know how does a lung collapse?
>>152462731>>152462746Shit happens
>>152462754I'm fucking 31 but I know shit is getting worse it all came crashing down around 2014 I just didn't recognize it yet
>>152462772Same way a balloon pops, if there's a hole in it then it can build the pressure needed to maintain it's shape
>>152462772pretty much any puncture will cause the lung not to inflate when you inhale which makes it effectively useless
>>152462787Can't, fucking autocorrect
>>152462771The colts called that bluff for Andrew Luck and he retired at age of 30 because the Colts continually refused to fix their oline problems.Surely the bengals situation isn't anything like that right?
>>152462789how do they fix it?
>>152462728>sir.
>>152462709thank a Japanese soldier for teaching the Koreans and the other azn the fine art of sucky sucky for long time. ww2 was the best war
>>152462724Bro...just check the official website for up-to-date news
>>152462746Remember when cupping was all the rage. Athletes would show up to events looking like they had been attacked by a giant squid.
>>152462825That doesn't solve the lack of NFL info in the OP
*ahem*Caleb "Bussy" Williams
>>152462847Yes, unfortunately not all OPs are...how shall I say "news oriented"
>>152462816depends on the severity. moderate collapses are fixed with a chest tube shoved between your ribs so they can drain the air allowing the lung to reinflate. it's a very unpleasant experience. I've seen medical documentaries from the ER where they do this and then patient is screaming in agonymore serious ones are patched up via surgery
>>152462641Rams? Wtf
>>152462866>fixed with a chest tube shoved between your ribs so they can drain the air allowing the lung to reinflate. sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
>>152462857
Imagine being such a faggot that you whine like a bitch for 3 hours about a thread not having a subject when they all hit bump limit between 5 and 8 hours anyways lmao
Anon, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have decided that (You) have to choose their next head coach. If they win 10+ games each year/are playoff bound for the next three years then a 6,000,000 dollar reward is given to you for the advice. Who are you picking? Boring answer like "the Rams OC?" Something fun like Mike McCarthy? Do you dip into the college ranks for le hotshot college coach? Let us know!
>>152462833I once tried to remove a zit with a wine bottle hand pump and it left a bright red perfect circle on my cheek for hours
>>152462886Spags
>>152462867Rams were considering moving stafford last off seasonIf Burrow became available, they'd likely consider it
>>152462866kek, i remember seeing this and the doc put the local anesthestic they brush on your skin and told the guy he'd feel pressure when they shove it in but he won't feel painbitch, pressure can he extremely painful. stick your hand in a hydraulic press and tell me it doesn't hurt
>>152462886Matt LaFleur
>>152462886For 10 games and a $6,000,000 ($271,000 if you only make it once) reward, Mike McCarthy is the obvious choice. He probably won't win you an owl but he will get you 10-13 games and the playoffs.
>>152462902NTA but i assume that you can't hire someone who is already employed
>>152462886I'll take Tyler from my elementary school 20 years ago. He knew how to draw up a play
>>152462886Chris Shula, Rams DC
fucking retard. he could score any coed but decides to go after a woman who isn't interested
Penis Jr.
>>152462952>breaking and entering without breaking huh?
What happens when should queefies trade patti muttgaysex to New Orleans and have Tyler Shough for?
>>152462968Some Michigan lawhttps://www.legislature.mi.gov/Laws/MCL?objectName=MCL-750-115
>Bijan apologized Falcons season is over
>>152462968he opened a door
>>152462968Or not and, I know English is hard but you still have to put the effort in to learn it.
>>152462952Dumb motherfucker just did irreparable damage to the chances of black coaches getting hired. Rot in jail forever.
>>152462983They were eliminated like 2 weeks ago, it's been over
>>152462983RIP
>>152462985if it's illegal to enter, your mum can have a lot of men put in jail
>>152462983Bijan plays in the city of gay niggas, he can't say anything anti-gay
>>152462996Wow that's racist
What team has the stupidest fans. In my experience, Ravens fans are pretty damn stupid and by far the worst I've interacted with.
>>152463011
Being gentle and entering this bussy
>>152463011No other team has anything like the Cowboys cycle.
>>152463011I've met maybe 25 Eagles fans and they've all been retarded wiggers
>>152463011It's definitely Ravens or Steelers fags
>>152463011Jets fans support this team year after year and get less than nothing for it
What would ryback do?
>>152463016KEKShould have different colors for who's speaking but this is great
How did tampa gay went from 5-1 to this????
>>152463011Statistically speaking, Falcons fans are among the lowest IQ states
>>152463039Smear the queer
>>152463052socioeconomic factors
is it better to make oatmeal with water or with milk?
>>152463071milk is tastier
>>152463052injuries and todd bowles
>>152463052baker injured his throwing shoulder and instead of sitting him for a week or two to heal, they threw him back out there passing 40+ times a game
>>152463071If an option is water or milk you'd always take the milk
>>152463092Tomato soup?
>>152462867They do have 2 first round picks next season. One of them being near the top 10But Stafford is playing at such a high level specifically at this age he might stick around till he's 40
Coach Todd Bowel Movement
>>152463103Melk
Actually it goes to the Saints, whoops
>>152463011Raiders and it is not even close.
>>152463071are you RETarded? i come to this general and people are asking obvious questions like this?? thats like asking if cereal is better with water or milk? DUDE, its MILK, its mother fucking milk jesus fucking christ
>>152463116coward
>tj twatt faking an injury so he has an excuse for getting blown out by the pats
>>152462980>what happens when shouldIdk you tell us?
>>152463071Milk you son of a bitch.
>>152463128Sad!
>>152462479They could just be including taverns in their statistics.
>>152462952Dumb nogs literally can't resist stalking and assaulting white women
>>152463144Its literally in their DNA to stalk prey over long distances and time
>>152461829I don't understand this meme. She's not even mid. She's fucking ugly. Her skin looks like she has jaundice
>>152463071Water if you own a kettle
>>152463158Some virgin with shit taste
>>152463150Blud wunt finna eatta bish smdh
>>152462089Deschutes county chads rise up.
>>152463052injuries the entire season. The offence is finally healthy so they can still win the division potentially but their defence never recovered from losing Calijah Kancey
>>152463158>jaundiceAsian people naturally look yellowish. Her liver is fine
>from NFL head coach to not even being able to make it as an OC in college what a fall
https://www.nfl.com/news/tom-brady-philip-rivers-colts-comeback-i-certainly-could-still-play-qb-at-age-48Tim Bradley could still sling it with the best of 'em if it wasn't for his corporate position on the 'durrs
>>152463077>>152463092>>152463125>>152463136milk is full of mammalian estrogen you literal trannies
>>152463087Baker was playing like shit before he got injured by the Rams
>Brady Cook to start vs JagsFucking finally. Don't know why they kept going back and forth between those two monkeys so long when they had a perfectly capable white QB
>>152462914>>152462902Correct, it has to be something within reason and I don't think LaFleur would be available this offseason (good answer though underrated coach)
>>152463123>browner states have lower IQshuh
Todd Bowels
>>152463202The only shocking part is it took this long to fire him
>>152463241This cracker is dogshit
>>152463202Now here's a guy who will eat anything and everything except a W
>>152463241Wilson->DartPenix->CousinsRattler->ShoughFields->CookThe NFL is healing
>>152463124Im sure its a tie between the faiders and the eagles Raider fans we be just as obnoxious and ungrateful as eagles fans
>>152463271He had some decent tape in college. We'll see. Jets lose nothing by giving him a test run
i don't care how good of a coach you are, you can't turn shit schools like north carolina into contenders
>>152463241Ol 50/50 brady. We call im 50/50 Brady on account ov im havin fif-tee tee-dees in fif-tee games for ol mizzurrah. I reckon he gonna have a tee-dee in this game as well
>todd bowles flapping his big nigger lips on TV while wearing a Popeyes chicken box sweater
>>152462519Rappaport reported it early
>>152463281das rite
What even is the fucking point of dry needling, like what it this 2000BC China? Get real medical treatment you dipshit
>>152463318
ESPN continues to hire the dumbest negroids on the planet
>You ruined my life!This shit is pure cinema
>>152462163>rise up red sea
why do women wear tops like this?
Is anything more embarrassing than losing wearing your retros?
>>152463375Who besides Tennessee lost them?
>>152463373mere coincidence
>>152463375Shitting your pants in class then taking them off in the middle of class exposing that you have a boner and it's the size of a chapstick tube then accidentally shitting again with your pants down in fr9nt of every one
>>152463375Not a big deal if you have one of based Al Michael's throw-up jerseys.
>>152463373For my viewing pleasure
>>152463373jewish blackmail
>>152463373women live by plausible deniability their entire modus operandi is built around it, that top allows her to show her tits off while at the same time feigning ignorance and taking offense at anyone who notices and points it out she gets to live a contradiction and get away with it and for women there is no greater exhilaration
Is it over for limp dick nick?
gay sport
>>152463466I have never sat down and watched this shit in my life.
>>152463478You're missing kino when the Chiefs suck
What is the most forgettable team in the NFL
>>152463375>>152463391
>>152463510Your team
>>152463510AFC South
>>152463463No wonder why Asexuality is becoming a more prominent/legitimate thing nowadays. Those who identify as such might actually be onto something.
>>152463510I forgot
>>152463510Remember the... wait what was their name again?
>Opposing DCs when asked about how to play Stafford>"Don't look at his eyes. His eyes lie to you."They make this nigga sound like he got the Sharingan.
niggas acting like brady wasn't washed in 23. bro threw the ball a million times on dogshit efficiency, then got retired by fucking dak prescott
>>152463545So washed he got retired twice ong
Kevin Wildes just crashed out again
>>152463545WHAT THE BACON?! You're telling me performance goes down with age???
>>152463580people say he could come back today, and that he wasn't washed at the end. so stop being a faggot
>>152463587>so stop being a faggotNo. I love the Bears too much.
I got some Jordan Love and Drake Maye webms on the way
>>152463587washed up brady >> most QBs in the league today
>>152463510There's only 32 teams nigger
>>152463391The Buccs less than 24 hours ago
I just won baltimore ravens tickets and I am literally fearing for my life right now as a white guy who has a high income face. Any tips to survive this? My wife's daughter is so excited to go to the game and I dont want to let her down but I dont want to be shot or stabbed or get my chain snatched please help
>>152463318This nigger is so black it looks like his ancestors were useless in the fields from their black palms dirtying up the picked cotton
>>152463515The Packers should stop wearing their retros. Same with the Steelers. They don’t translate to a modern uniform, and both their primaries are an old school look to begin with.
>>152463545Leftwich was a fucking retarded OC and they had the worst run offense in the league. They averaged 3.1 ypc or something embarrassing like that.
>>152463186Bros looking for vines to swing from
>>152463653no one was afraid of gaydy
Swing from this bussy nigga we outchea
>I am literally fearing for my life right now as a white guy who has a high income face
>>152463659You fucking coward
>>152463642>wifes daughter>chain snatched
>>152462538>there is no prohibition against alcohol consumption in Christianitythis is true but being a drunkard is a sin. also, if you are more likely to commit sins when you're drinking, then you should avoid drinking
Who's winning the tank bowl this year? It's more neck and neck than the NFC playoff picture
>>152463678Tits
>>152463678I haven't looked at the remaining schedules but I think the Titans are the worst team in football.
>>152463694Raiders or Titans are winning. Clowns deserve to be there but are good at getting shitters into rock fights sometimes
>>152463672You dont wear ice on your neck? How do you let the niggas know you drownin off the wave?
>>152463678the jests will not win another game so I guess it depends on what the raiders tits and gnats can do
If Josh Allen doesn't carry his no talent shit team to the super bowl and win all by himself then he is bust.
>go to the liquor store to buy a single pint>cashier asks me "you okay man?"is it that obvious i'm not doing well?
>Guatemalan QBs
>>152463678It is written
>>152463712Gotta follow the example of Big Kirko
>>152463678If only Brady could put on a Raiders helmet. He can't, unfortunately...
>>152463717were you drunk when you bought it?why would you buy a single pint?
>>152463716I agree.
>>152463717Pints and half pints are always the biggest sign of a drunk in a liquor store other than the niggers going the other way and buying drums of Kamchatka vodka for $7
>Israeli Owners
>>152463716>defense can't stop the run>defense can't stop the pass>worst receiving corp is the league>JoSh ALLeN SuCkS If He DoEsNt WiN tHe OwLyeah we know that's exactly how faggots think
>>152463759Better throw that cape back on Josh
>>152463678Tits, Raiders and probably the Saints will be the top 3
Who drafts ryback?
>>152463759If anyone can do it, it's my joshie :)But I don't think they will even get to the divisional with this shit team and shit coaches. This is a 3-14 team without him.
>>152463717Your face and skin dont lie
>>152463716This is true. He's a choke artist and a fraud, did you not see how shook he was in the AFCCG last season?
>>152463786>Rybitch's draft position
>>152463759They went about 110-220 for two decades before he got there with a 9-7 -77 point differential pathetic exit to the jags in the wc being the peak. It would be going on 30 years now if he wasn't there. Dudes an enormous faggot though
>Mexican Kickers
https://youtu.be/Pn1dOk6-Q-8>With the 1st overall pick of the 2026 draft, the Las Vegas Raiders select: Ryback Allen Reeves. Defense End. Las Vegas.Nixbros and Mahomies… our response?
>>152463759this is basically the narrative Nick Wright has been saying since his faggot Chiefs are done
>Todd Bowles just dropping F bombs at the press conference Kek
I can't wait to clown Trash Allen and his dogshit team once again
>>152463808>Feed me more plays after every sack(many)kino rino
>Fuck Bowels
>>152462537
Has an MVP ever been traded the off season after they won MVP? If Stafford wins it Rams might still trade him for Burrow
>>152463808Anyone else hate how the draft jingle sounds like something from a Harry movie?
>Turd Bowls
>>152462537Here's another cool list: Atlanta Falcons – Arthur Blank Carolina Panthers – David Tepper Las Vegas Raiders – Mark Davis Minnesota Vikings – Zygi Wilf (and family) New England Patriots – Robert Kraft Philadelphia Eagles – Jeffrey Lurie Miami Dolphins – Stephen M. Ross Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Glazer family Washington Commanders – Josh Harris New York Giants – Steve Tisch (co-owner)
>>152463828You replied to him though
why are Bills playing the victim and acting like they have the Bengals' historically bad defense
I got pizza dough ready to make cast iron pizza tonight, but I'll probably get drunk and forget playing vidya
>>152463849>playing the victimadmitting that the team is shit is playing the victim? I've been calling them shit since they lost to the falcons.
>>152463858Dont burn your house down. Or do I'm not your mom
>>152463849Because the Bills' current defense actually is pretty terrible. As much hate as Josh gets here, he's quite literally the only reason (outside of Cook and sometimes his TEs) that the Bills are in a playoff spot. Like the one anon said, the Bills are basically Raiders tier without him.
>>152463864not forget it's in the oven, just forget to make pizza because I don't feel hungry when I'm drinking until the beer is gone.
>>152463870Do not put the beers in the oven you fucking moron why would you even suggest that??
>>152463849>>152463865>defensive minded coach>defense always sucksWhat does he do?
>>152462537>>152463841We have a racist in our midst
>>152463880What are you talking about? It's just a cool list. Any similarities between things on the list is your own sick imagination
>>152463879he also does really stupid shit in the playoffs that cost them the game, he's like the white Todd Bowels.
>>152463879Not sure why this guy said "I think 9/11 was a good thing and Americans deserved it"
Ryback fucks me while I sleep
Allen doesn't choke in the playoffs, that's Lamar Jackson.
>>152463879I don't know why teams keep going with defensive coaches they all suck
>>152463879>>defensive minded coachWhy do teams fall for this meme?
>>152463907because defense wins championships ;)
>absolute state of the AFC
>>152463922>GayFC
>>152463922Rich Gannon looks like Ryan Reynolds
>>152463922>Tom Brady>The Cooler Tom Brady
>>152463864Could you pretend you're my mom?
Bussy diameter is an intangible. Doesnt show up on the stat page but it shows up on film
>>152463861nba brains think of star player first team second. lots of nba brains here
>>152463951Hello, disappointment. Find a job yet? Of course not. Jack off today already or do you schedule it out? Clean your room faggot
>>152463969i read this in an english accent and it made my dick twitch
Are Montana, Rice, and Young just scheme babies?
>>152463995If the scheme was throwing and catching the ball I feel like this argument could be made
>>152463969
>>152463995yes
Showing up the NFL combine in plantation garb with a ruler
>>152463995The babby system is complicated. For instance, Shanahan is considered a choker and a jobber in the playoffs, but his QBs are all system-babbys. Sometimes Stafford is a Puka-babby, but other times Megatron was a Stafford-babby.
Allen is a flopping faggot like Mahomes, but will never win a ring
>>152463969That's the stuff. Thanks.
>>152463939lmao
Jordan LovesguysBaker GaysexMatt StiffcockinhisassMichael Penis Aaron Rodlicker
>>152463642>high income face
VIKINGS-chan>HAIIIIINANI GA SUKI>DARKU CHOCO LETTO, YAREEBA AHH NINE TA
>>152464135JJ McArselover
Then I heard the voice of Brady saying, “Whom shall I send? And who will start for us?” And Carson Beck said, “Here am I. Send me!”
Kirk FuckedHisMaleCousins
I'm just going to say it, I don't care if you judge me. I think Mina Kimes is very attractive, sexy even.
No one thought Doncic was getting traded but somehow he ended up in LA. Burrow is the same story, he's going to end up on the Rams.
I'll do Jordan Love and Drake Maye soon
>>152463879>What does he do?
>>152464154Wow what an unheard-of opinion. Groundbreaking, even.
How tf do you drop this?
>>152464174We all carry a cross
>>152464184WRs tend to play worse on purpose when a black QB is at risk of losing their starting spot
>>152463907an outdated understanding of football. there are fans of teams that are hoping tomlin gets fired so they can hire him for example.
I'm just going to say it, I don't care if you judge me. Coach Primate.
>>152464195The Saints don't have a black QB
>>152464154She is not sexy. She is CUTE!!!!!!!
>>152461977All >black coachesMemes aside, Todd Bowles is legitimately not cut out to.be a head coach. I'm not even sure he was ever a good coordinator. With Brady running the offense a ton of talent on defense he managed not to look too retarded but even then he arguably cost them a second super bowl by inexplicably not covering the leqgue leqder in every recieving category on a crucial last-second down in the playoffs. He's been coasting on the post-super bowl grace period and has shown absolutely no aptitude as a HC. The team is undisiplined, commit stupid penalties, botch time management and constanly choke away winnable games. Fucker needs to go
>>152464154She is about 10 years past her window of bangability. You're simping over a corpse that was discarded like a used condom by guys much hotter than you. Such is life for a reddit brained future step dad. She got less eggs than a recipe that doesnt call for eggs
>>152464184>>152464193Shit-ass receiver
>>152464203Try posting this in the UK tough guy. You know what we do to racists like you in prison???? We let muslims rape them cause muslims do that
>>152464203How are your Ravens doing, by the way?
>>152464215You are an incel
>>152464205why not both?!>>152464215queer detected
>>152464211Jason Licht gave him a contract extension before this season began. all this talk about bowles and it seems like Licht isn't getting enough vitreol. dude wants a locker room full of Barney personalities
>>152464229But I'm not wrong and that's the important part>>152464232That's a wonderful photo of a stick bug but we're talking about Mina Kimes so photos of insects arent relevant to this discussion! Cool bug photo tho.
Our foreign flags aren't from a country with no nukes, right? I can't imagine being that cucked.
Where are my Bo-lievers at?
>>152464258Mexico primarily.
>>152464258he gives off mormon vibes so probably utah
>>152464258is there anything he can't do?
>>152464291throw the ball down field
>>152464291Look his age rather than a 37 year old father of 4 that owns and boat and RV dealership and spends too much time in the sun flat boat fishing with his son Hunter.
>>152464291Win a playoff game
>>152462222Nice digits, nigger
>>152464316The women of Dallas do not resemble this cartoon in any capacity. Also the dallas stadium has a roof you fucking buffoon
>Blow Dicks
>>152464326The roof opens
I've had a day to think on it and yeah Todd Bowles blows cocks but at the same time what does he have to work with? The front 4 is trash, Lavonte David looks like he aged 5 years in 1, the secondary is terrible and your two highest paid DBs are playing like 3rd stringers. Antoine Winfield Jr. should be in prison for stealing money from the Glazers like he currently is.
>>152464365sex
>>152464365MOMMY
>>152462570He wasn't espousing total abstinence. How could he be, when Jesus himself doled out wine? He was just advocating moderation. It was okay to drink, but being a full blown lush was frowned upon
why does Mina not have any nudes
Is that a… IS THAT HECKIN ASIAN GIRL?! OH MY STARS!
>>152464387She's not a whore
>>152464387Why would she you pervert
>>152464363defensive head coaches suck anyways. you want to get an offensive one for baker and a good DC
>chiefs ruled out brown and three olinemenThey are so fucked
>>152464387she does, shes just sends them to me tho
>>152464365Her vagina is gray and withered like raw meat forgotten in the back of the fridge. She thinks she's hotter than she is like all asian women.>>152464393>hapa woman>went to an american college She's more ran through than the Boston marathon finish line
recycle in a few>>152461873>>152461873
>>152464352Kek
>>152462537yikes
