News:>Slamdaddy, bussy, and AGP posting is banned in /heem/Prev >>152460456
fuck dana
matches that need to be made next>Van v Taira>Yan v Merab 3 / Umar>Lopes (new champ) v Silva 2>Arman title shot>Makhachev v anyone>Chimaev v Fluffy>Pereira v Jiri 3>Aspinall v Gane 3 (Gane won the rematch)
fuck Dana the bald lying bitch + fuck the JewFC + fuck Pedonald Trump + watch Rizin
>>152466905I voted Trump and I watch rizin and ufc. Seethe
Best Canadian fighter of all time?Bitched by Matt Serra.
>>152466939thats a lot of energy spent
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_White_House
former ufc black heavyweight fuck jamal pogues is can crushing in regionals tonight
>>152466939you're a poopoo brain then
>>152466905dana and trump are based rizin is fucking dogshit fuck you
big asian tits
>>152467012Truth nuke.
4 canadian fighters tomorrow3/4 wmma talentlets friggin go
>>152467022Shibuya kaho
Who will be the 6 belt winners at UFC White House?
>I gonna for to show de levels
>>152467012>rizin is fucking dogshitkys asapthanks b
>>152467030those could have been your wives but they'd rather use steroids and get staph infections
>>152466877Fuck you
>>152467012>dana and trumpSorry, i dont like homosexuals
>>152467012>>152467027the only truth nuke is that Rizin outdraws your soulless goyslop
>>152467053Whoops meant to have an image of Ruffy on the left with his hand raised where you cant see his bald spot then a pic of Fiziev on the right where he's all bloodied up and 'jakkin. Then SOON written under but I fucked up...
I wish spammy was here to ban this French incel freak.
>>152467075>I fucked upStory of your life, huh?
>>152467061beaytiful white woman
>rizin
>>152467088sometimes it's best not to summon the devil
It's confirmed. Seagal without a doubt is an honorary UFC championRespect
>>152467061Unfortunately not. Not by a longshot. "Draw" refers to the money made. At the super arena you can pretty much go for 20 bucks to watch it live lol. And only japan really watch it, with cheap ppv. Sorry b.
>>152467091Projection. Very sad.
I run /heem/
>>152467148better go catch it!
>>152467148Stop running, scared bitch.
I'm afraid
>>152467061rizin draws worse than fucking ONE
>>152467059>hating yourself
How about you DRAW me a picture?
>>152467192https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_HSa1dEL9s
You now remember Tenshin Nasukawa
>>152467269no, I don't
>>152467269Nasukawa was the best but kickboxing doesnt pay shit. Now that he lost hopefully he tries mma or kickboxing again
we cannot
You now remember Shinten Kawanasu
you now remember Wusinkiru Takimaru
Estradiol is the best heem enhancer
You never forgot we cannot follow them
>>152467480
you now remember the judging criteria >Effective Striking/Grappling>Effective Aggressiveness>Cage/Ring Control>When one fighter demonstrates even a Slight Advantage in EFFECTIVE STRIKING/GRAPPLING, that fighter shall win that round without any regard for either fighter's Aggressiveness or Cage/Ring Control>ONLY when neither fighter demonstrates even a Slight Advantage in EFFECTIVE STRIKING/GRAPPLING should the judge consider an advantage in EFFECTIVE AGGRESSIVENESS to determine the winner of that round. >Only when neither fighter demonstrates even a Slight Advantage in EFFECTIVE STRIKING/GRAPPLING or EFFECTIVE AGGRESSIVENESS should the judge consider an advantage in CAGE/RING CONTROL to determine the winner of that round. In each round, Effective Striking/Grappling shall be considered the first priority in the assessing the relative merits of each fighter performance. Effective Aggressiveness is a 'Plan B' and should not be considered unless the judge has determined that there was no advantage in Effective Striking/Grappling. Cage/Ring Control ('Plan C') should only be applicable when a judge determines that both fighters have failed to establish an advantage in either Effective Striking/Grappling OR Cage.Ring Control. This will be an extremely rare occurrence
how I see vs europe going
>>152467517tldr
>>152467529i mean knock them out to avoid the scorecard
>>152467529I grow tired of your hijinx
Darren Elkins's Garage Duels
more like Fat Miletich lmao
jamahahawl pogues fighting rn
MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDIT'S KID ROCK
>>152467727Thats a bad miscalculation bappa
>>152467269Who?>>152467456Who?>>152467462Who?>>152467628Who?>>152467677Who?>>152467700Who?
>>152467727Also Mir looks exactly like young Aspinall here
Who actually still watches MMAGuru now unironically? Think I’ve maybe skimmed through a handful of his vids this year but I can’t imagine sitting through each video he puts up like some zoomers seem to do.
Murtazali Magomedov
>>152467749why do you think about him though?I would bet he doesn't ever think about you
>>152467740unlike Aspinall, Mir was actually good
>>152467765I don’t though, it was more of a question to see if people still watch him. It’s called conversation bappa. Y’antisocial B?
I like how the Tuff N Uff announcer calls him PAWGs hehe
>>152467735dsnt know>The Croatian Sensation>The Damageu must joke
Kwarb
Monkey slinging shit
>>152467801KWAB
>>152467779Who?
Chimps will bite your fingers off and rip your testicles off man, they’ll fucking rip your eye balls out and de-glove your face man. Do NOT fuck with chimps.
>>152467815
how some theres zero sound from the arena? just commentary
How do you realistically respond if a chimp de-gloves your face with its hard fingernails and teeth?
>>152467822gay ass monkeys, get my balls out yo mouth, playa!
Joshua "Trans" Van
>>152467834ask him what he meant by that before proceeding.
>>152467835Tbf you wouldn’t be saying that if a chimp was ripping your testicles off
>>152467834simply re-glove my face
>>152467834very carefully
>>152467823
>>152467842well not in English, I'd be speaking monkey
>>152467840>pounds chest with bloody knuckles, flings a strip of your cheek skin at your feetEEE-EEE-AAAH! Translation, bitch: I meant “welcome to the hierarchy.” Now you wear the red mask. I wear alpha. beats ground, splattering more blood, then calmly starts grooming the fresh flap of your scalp like it’s a shiny new toy
>>152467834simply point it out to the ref and take your 5 minutes to recover
>>152467817:(
Frank Mir? Manc Fear.
hi, im frank mur
>>152467861Dude if you are doing some royal hoobaloo and making Frank Mir out to be less than he is I have problem with you
>>152467749I still watch his streams and fight predictions / reactions, but I don’t watch the gossip videos. I miss when he did tierlists
>>152467871Manc Fear is Aspinall
WE ARE ALL FRANK MIR
CHILLS>>152467876Lukey T always cleared him (Tracy not Thomas)
imagine going 5 rounds with a regional can
The truth is we have no idea if Abe Lincoln was more pro gamer than Trump or not
>>152467886just went 5 rounds with your mom's can region
>>152467871UFC HW-RUSHMORE>MIR>CAIN>STIPE>RANDYBrock is his own mountain paired with the WWE
>>152467898Stop now.
>>152467906Mir's run of destroying Noguerias was great
Zhalgas "Zalgo" Zhumagulov
>>152468032Oh yeah I know who that is
>>152467910shes aged 10 years in a month
>>152468032get some clips, lets see the bearded freak work
>>152467823now that is what a fucking 'gon is supposed to look like. pure kino. daner should take notes, his clean cut aesthetic that allows the advertisers to be front and centre is fucking gay and soulless, he needs to let a drunk slav or an autistic nip design the canvas
I'M SCARED
>>152468109pussy
>>152468106its sick right? the ring needs to be themed lmao
no follow
>>152468109shuddup before i ankle pick you
are you allowed to pick your opponents nose and eat it to sort of freak them out?
>>152468161don't post that anymore
>>152468109don't be scared, homie
>>152468109Wanna fuck?
>>152468252https://youtu.be/RM-fjxp_vi0?si=XTEzHeaHMi_5rR0o
>>152468205no, but they won't take points for it so might as well
gooby was always evil. he just interviewed well imagine dishonoring your aoife
>enters the thread
>>152468319
>>152468325
>>152468327prates is based ngl, shame he lost to garry
>that bint is a real meng pleaser (oh, yeah)>small world, all her friends know me (they know me)>old bull livin' like an young geezer (oh)>quick release the cash, watch it fall slowly (slowly)>bad girls still tryna get heemin' (tryna get heemin')>haters mad for whatever reason (guru)>smoke in the air (hey), minge lickin' (oh, yeah)>they lose it when big Finland drops the needle (and they lose it)
Prates last seen weeming random Turks for quitting on the stool
Breaking news Trumpedo just shit himself and he wanted Dana White to wipe his asshole so Dana had to fly in Washington DC and gave himself performance of the night bonus
>>152468380imagine it's not even been a year of him making metal hoarders rich
You may not like it, but this is precisely what peak male physique looks like
Chad
>>152468410
>>152468430Dc would beat the crap out of Steiner
>>152468438they come in twos and no reichsteiner is getting punked by dc hh
>>152468461DeeCee has better wrasltin than Scotty’Stein
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGfOW0KwfGkPOST WALKOUT MUSIC
>>152468482rick was the better amateur wrestler and most certainly could hold dc down while freakzilla sharpied his porkyhole allegedly
>>152468483https://youtu.be/SyZD6G1EiZQ?si=5BvwAn62ukPsT_Jg
>ctrl+f "The 2025 MMA AWARDS!">0 resultshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGiSAKPw4Jo
kek burgers are so happy for their paramount deal when brazil has been had ppvs included in their $5 a month fight pass subscription
>>152468483https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnsdZRTbRzI
>>152468510belly laughed during the moment of silence not gonna lie
>>152467993he owned big nog lol
not a fan of this gimmick
>if sean strickland zagged
>>152468566why are modern heavyweights nothing like this
>>152468580post your three tranny pics, and get your gimmick over with faggot
>>152468647I thought Tom had the look for it, but he has the mind of a flyweight. Steveson could be special
even jones fell for the tom meme. and jones for all his faults is probably the highest fight IQ of anyone ever
Last fight night of the year..... and still no gf....
former wmma devon michaels anyone remember her?
It's CP time
>>152468720"not worth the time" - luke rockhold
>>152468733
>>152468483https://youtu.be/2FFEo2RN0yU?t=101
Magny is going to get wrestle fucked to death partner
TAKE THESE CHAINS OFF AND SAY IT AGAIN
I was supposed to be going out today but I injured my back. So I'm just going to sit here being mad.If you watch football you're a faggot
Unless you're American >>152466999
>>152466999Is he wearing that because he's Chinese? Hahahahaahh
"you guys are gay" - guy who got his back blown out
>>152468815Never heard of a gay man blowing his back out from sex. You stoopid boy
>>152468808Injured it at your secret niche job? Heal up soon!
>>152468733Very very interesting human behaviour observed here. Joanna is very amused and excited by what he's doing but immediately turns away to alert people of it, missing out on the what she was initially enjoying. Holly then looks, then instantly puts her head down to fiddle with her phone, and have the moment gone by the time she gets filming. Is she really going to watch that one second she's captured forever of pratez dancing again and again. I think she won't even go back to it once.People don't just enjoy things that are happening Infront of them anymore
>>152468825Oh no Monty is here :(And I thought this day couldn't get any worse
>>152468840weird little freud of a ting
>>152468848But you know it's all accurate.As usual
>>152468787Yeah, until he wins. When Amosov finally fought a blk boy in Bellator, he got his clitty pulverized and takedowns stuffed by Jackson.
Biology is brutal
follow them we dont do
>>152468510KWABOTY 2025 goes to the coward, the rat of manchester, the sniveler of england, Tom aspinal
KWABOTY 2024
Brandon Royval vs. Manel KapeGiga Chikadze vs. Kevin VallejosCesar Almeida vs. Cezary OleksiejczukMelquizael Costa vs. Morgan CharriereKennedy Nzechukwu vs. Marcus BuchechaKing Green vs. Lance Gibson Jr.
is there rizin this new years?
my ufc year was done at the last ppv
>>152468980be serious mate
Playing monopoly then going to have wild sex what's up virgins and nerds
Wtf I didnt know Jiri was preggers
>>152468980NiggaWeDontWatchThatCrapHere
>>152469005His name?
a literal sub70 iq RETARD like ngannou is making millions AND YOU'RE BROKECORRECT YOURSELF
>>152469074Well, he is an evil child killer.
>>152469005What's his name
>>152469039Jiri smashing that melted wax hag is a better feat than becoming ufc champion
>>152469094the demonized world will always prefer the evil ones
>>152469107Unfortunately so.
>>152469005tell ur mom i said hi
>>152469074Athletes tend to go from making 50 mill-100 mill to going straight up broke
>>152469074we live in a world where people like asmongold and hasan are millionaires for reading the same things we all do in front of a camera, the helwanis will pay for their innumerable crimes bruder
LAST POOFC GAYPEX DOGSHIT SLOP (of the year) LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152468980kapevallejosoleksejczukmelqnzechukwugreen
>>152469126>the helwanis will pay for their innumerable crimes bruderThe helwani managers tend to bleed them dry, tyson when from being worth 300 mill to kaput, hebrews are well known for this
>>152469166very disrespectful
I came back just in time for this. Someone needs to change
>>152469186main evented by two DEI hires the state of trump's america
>>152468980King GreenKing GreenKing GreenKing GreenKing GreenKing Green
The king in green
The green in king
>>152469209>metallica>6th album>5th track>1st chorus>5th line
People forget man, King Green heemed the guy paddy pimples lost to
>>152469239Kingreen
>>152469235What are you trying to say here, just go ahead and say it
>>152469196Put Elon VS mark on instead. I was excited by that clown show. They should just put in misfits fights when they have nothing good for us
The Green King walks again in his Kingdom of Green. His name, King Green is etched into the stones that makes up his castle, carved into the trees that makes up his garden, painted onto the murals that commemorates him. In this Kingdom of Green, Green is King.
>>152469257oh shit I mean pet shop boys sorry my mistake b
You guys just suck, I might try and jump on my Bike and go out, I really want to have sex today. The endorphins will take me though that no problem
Do you pump up your tires (28mm) every week? I really can't be bothered
>>152469268neither of those soft shits are ever having a fistfight
>>152468980Manel KapeKevin VallejosCesar AlmeidaMelquizael CostaKennedy Nzechukwu Lance Gibson Jr.
>>152469285>>152469288I have unironically never heard of anyone doing this just pump them when you need to or before a long trip
>>152466835Conor got married, let's celebrate!!!
>>152469313in some fucking ethiopian spinoff fake chapel at the vatican thougheverbeit>>152469315where does your sonja live
I am maybe heading to the pig city before the card, can try and fit her into my schedule and fit my schedule into her iykwim
>>152469334oh so she isn't even here well that's cool propably for the best if she wants to debase thr country in front of engelsman foreigners
>>152469350You thought she is actually Sonja. No my friend, I've never met that Finn. She could even live down the road from you. A world away from me
>>152469347Cut that division, this is not a man. The average man could easily give him a run for his money. Just makes the sport look bad
>>152469341you ever tried not ejaculating
>>152469360icl tobes I'm too sober for this lynchian direction, give me a minute I'll be right back
>>152469372You mean have sex but not cum?>>152469375Ok, take your time. Treat yourself to a nice breakfast at a french cafe
>>152469385Yeah i heard it strengthens your pelvis nerves on top of you not feeling any disappointments
>>152469385heading out to hap country again later today when I visit helspinallstinky there they have french coffees and the such but out here we have to fend for ourselves
>>152469403You confidently said that like it was so normal>>152469398That is actually an interesting take. I'll consider this. I could even "go again" soon after and look like sex master
Conor, as a married man, has all the loose ends of his life tied up.The path to UFC gold, and the Presidency, are there for the taking.
Seeing the Ukrainian flag her is weird, I'd doesn't look like a real flag
Someone a couple of threads ago said "Imagine mighty mouse with a BBL". I can't stop picturing it.
>>152468733Prates got Jo dropping bigly! See ya later Jamahal and hello CP. Whadup playa?
>>152469471The stripe design in flags is genuinely terrible, no one can tell the difference between the dutch and luxembourg
>>152469426I often fraternize with the underclass to get things cheaper they consider me one of their own perhaps even a deity of sorts
Honestly? Brandi from Storage Wars has giant tits
*enters hero position*heh, nothin personnel
>>152469508finally a good post out of you I agree and her little button eyes are very cute
Germany had a good thing going with the eagle in the flag, get rid of this stripe bland design immediatly
Mighty mouse was top of goat mountain for me until I found out he's homophobic
>>152469533how can he be homophobic his bitch is gay
>>152469536The mandem celebrate Eid the trap still running on Christmas day!
>>152469533mfw
Did u notice how fighters always follow up with shots even when the opponents is clearly heemed limp on the ground not fighting back
>>152469560it's a mark of respect to acknowledge that you need to finish your opponent. the walk off heem is the ultimate disrespect
>>152469505Another interesting post, thanks for this. You couldn't have found a worse image though, put a bit more effort in next time yankinstein>>152469506Kek does Finnestrup think this makes it sound any better. Maybe it's a deep embedded coping strategy
I actually never ever realised the Dutch and Luxembourg flags were indistinguishable haha. What a joke of a world
>>152469560If he didn't double tap the Pico would get back up. He's a marauder.
>>152468980RoyvalVallejosOlekdzicnienzxxdbyenMorganNzechukwuLance Gibson
>>152469039>blurryThis is like an inverse of the chick taking a picture meme.
fairy is going to start following topdog
>>152468980Brandon RoyvalGiga ChikadzeCesar AlmeidaMelquizael CostaKennedy NzechukwuKing Green
>>152469607s'tawlf b some say tawlfest
give me the rundown on the META phenotype for MMA.What are we looking for when we say someone has a "physical edge" ???
Brandi. Mommy
>>152469711Course it was. How old are you m?
>>152469686Those high reach lanklits with decent punch power like goob; prates and perreira >>152469711Yeah
>>152468980Honestly? I don't know
>>152469719ashamed to say, pretend i didn't ask that question
Anyone ever wondered about jannies commenting activities here? Has he never been tempted to make himself known?
>>152469727You seem like a lad that needs educating on music. Nothing wrong with that. My pleasure https://youtu.be/Kt0cEIaftyA?si=_a-PP3pxweR6ZiLf
Everyone feel free to listen. It's the season of getting together
fairy plays LoL much like a certain heem legend and florida native
>>152469676>"He rugpulled me Dana. He said the Papahka's were a limited edition NFT. 50g's?"
>>152469731Yea whatap man
This paprika is symbol of my fazza. My people. May I have five dollars?
>>152468980RoyvalGigaAlmeidaCharriereKennedyGreen
mongspinprick might have finally got the memo
How does it even work. One angry man can't keep track of what's going on in a while board. But having one for every general is even more of a ridiculous idea
>>152469815ok I'm a bit more piffed now so does this wmma prospect sonja train in london or finland I wasn't quite following earlier
>>152469801How to not cower in fear
>>152469801How to convince your parents to give you the day of school
Assplum fight day
>>152469828Oh my god Finland, you're making me sea sick. That's a Czech boxer I'm seeing, a whole other entity. This Sonja weirdo is someone I spoke to once for a couple of hours and then got unmatched by. Forget her. I wish I could tell you who the boxer is, it would be a hell of a laugh. But obviously the residents here can't be trusted. Who know what kind of shit they'd hall a ball fucking up. It's a big shame
>>152469780When I pull down some Knickers I always hope to see a Papkha, but I never have and never will. I was born in the wrong era
Gillian Robertson fight day
gwarn mate
>>152469899wgaf!
>>152469908fuck you
>>152469907He just looks odd, it's ironically not an improvement. He's one of the lucky people that actually look better bald, so there's no fear in life
>he just looks odd>*draws from clove cigarette*>it's ironically not an improvement
>>152469801This is the equivalent of a friend's sleepover "what do you want to do now" kek he hasn't got a good advisor. Check his subs next week
EYE STATUS?
>>152468980Hey man, let's go ahead and make one for this card too. It's happening pretty soon so take you're time but make it quick. I'll give you like an hour to post then you can keep track of eveyone's picks. Thanks
>he looks odd>*looks at gooby's dick pics*>it's ironically not an improvement
>>152469990Shut the fuck up mate. Tryna watch me heemies innit.
>>152470038My entire soul cringed at the webm
Alexa Grasso feet
>>152468980RoyvalChikadzeAlmeidaCostaBuchechaKING
>>152470026I'm just watching to see how Hardy plans to glaze and build Renan. Another big question is: are they gonna start throwing ngubu under the bus and bury him on commentary for talmbout getting out of his contract to go back to dana? Or are they gonna glaze ngubu even more so he doesn't leave? They clearly don't want him anymore but it will be interesting for me to see.
>>152470051some of us dont like seeing injuries. some of us arent sick in the head
>>152470077I think they'll manage to not mention Francis at all.
Francis fucked those niggas up
>>152470097I don't like seeing breaks either but I also don't react like a 13 year old girl seeing boogers.
>>152470026Nemkov needs to smoke that Hue and come over to the UFC already
>>152470038This faggot is a fighter
>>152470038baddest man on the planet
>>152468980>Draw>Draw>Draw>Draw>Draw>King Green
Shant be waking up at 5AM
>>152469876you have mentioned this boxer before perhaps sounds good is she coming over to watch ari desecrate combat sports with you today
>>152470336>tf>tpwe know
I ordered a burrito from Chipotle last night and they gave me the wrong orderI got an entire family's dinner last night. I ate some lady's burrito bowl and I'm going to eat her kid's taco kit for lunch.
>>152470509chipotle fucking sucks
>>152468980RoyvalVallejosAlmeidaCharriereNzechukwu Gibson
>>152470509you absolute hound you villainous wretch fuck you
>>152470550I don't care
>>152470393What do you know
>>152470509Ngannou-esque
>>152470595not to expect to see you early in the morning
we will not follow them
>>152470139He is banned from the UFC for being pedor memelianenkos bitch
>>152470509bodied that bum, shades of what tim elliot did to that k-1 fraud
Any decent heems on tonight?
>>152470641>40 year old Tim Elliott flushing a hot young prospect
>>152470650BKFC on in just under 5 bongs
>>152470609Marine Coon's are based af
>>152470813Awesome. That will be perfect.
>>152470813We're watching Cyborg, then Nemkov vs Renan at 11am ET. We're only watching PFL. Sorry.
>>152470813Nobody watches that crap
>>152470877
>>152470860bro watches wmma
Gooby's wedding looked trashy as fuck. House of McGregor. Lmao
i cant believe you guys are watching _____
>>152470896True. Also when he went to the London anti-immigration protests in a tank, I thought that was pretty cool
>>152470895Nothing says marriage like a bunch of random hoes at a skeevy night club
Mike Tyson was right about Francis.
>>152470935K esthh iii
>>152470373Jesus child boy, you never listen properly! I told you two months ago how I was all giddy to have met this young girl and discover she's actually a semi pro boxer about to turn pro. She's one of us, weird being able to talk about proper combat sports with her and even weirder watching her matches
>>152470373I even showed you a picture and you acknowledged it
>>152470981I have seen her nude breasts.
>>152468980Royval VallejosOleksiejczukCostaNzechukwuGreen
>>152471001Who is she? For some reason I like her dorky look
>>152468980RoyvalVallejosOleksiejczukCostaNzechukwuGreen
>>152470991>child boy>young girlbit noncey m8
>>152469953it's just that the hair looks ridiculous. if he had a buzzcut or something he'd look better
I woke up
>>152468980KapeGigaOleCostaNzechukwuKing Green
>>152471047There's no question about it
>>152471061We won't be watching that shit playa!
>>152468980BrandonKevinCezaryMelquizaelKennedyKing
I don't call King Green "King" because he has had a legal name-change from Robert to King.I call him King because I believe him to be my King. And if I ever met him, I would get down on one knee, kiss his hand tenderly, and utter unto him: "My King, I am humbled to be in your presence." That is why I call him King.
>>152471061Leave the billionaire alone
War machine is a real heemer
>>152471082King Green is a clone. Bobby Green was murdered by Megaton Diaz and Wesley Santos
Wow the guy who likes Hitler is bad what a refreshing never before seen take
we call him turd muncher green here
>>152471107Turn your monitor on
forest griffin, handsome guy
>>152471114
>0-4 in mma but permaheems a pedo in prison
>>152471139>Only fights in paris>Wins by robbery decision exclusively Why does nobody acknowledge this
>>152471042Hmm maybe you're right. Did they not realise this can't be exactly like the video game, got to modify it to reality
>>152471032Boy?
I found a magic monkey's paw that grants wishes. Anyone got any ideas?
>>152471179Yes, I have
>>152471179i wish you'd shut up
>>152471171Gane got you seethin
>>152471102Exactly, and if you know about how this ties into the Charlie Kirk assassination ..... well, Ive already said too much
>>152471171>The ufc is losing credibility rapidly because they see every other institute telling bare faced lies for personal gain and just jumped on the bandwagonYeah because Dana White has only started lying recently. He never told a lie before 2023. Nope. Never happened. He hasn't been a lying sack if shit from day 1
Only trannies and libtards hate dana
Kyle Noke. The biggest what if in MMA history
>>152471143kek
>>152471015based
k I wished for more Apex cards
>>152471241I think I'd rather just not be raped
I swear to god why does every British post pivot in to gay sex
I don't judge gay shit like legacy and longevity. My goats are based on the brightest flame that didn't always burn the longest. So for me, TJ Dillashaw is the the fucking goat
>Indians cant hee-
>>152471310m
>>152471294>>152471294This is what I keep saying.>but me mum n me nan n me dad n me gran were turn into soapStill cool, brehmeng. Still cool.
Stop complaining. UFC is a Jewish sport
https://youtube.com/shorts/XzuF4U9GSkU?si=XeLSiKV-qCWJeCNm
>>152471309Literally not true
never met a jewish fighter i liked
bro we geeet it you're a loser that blames jews for your personal failures gawld dawg
>>152471453NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS TRUTH THIS IS 4CHAN IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE MY SAFE SPACE NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I think I'm having an episode
>>152468980>Manel Kape>Kevin Vallejos>Cezary Oleksiejczuk>Melquizael Costa>Kennedy Nzechukwu>Lance Gibson Jr.
>>152471504yea, an episode of Dana Whites looking for a fight heh
>>152471478bodied that guy!
I’d heem you if we fought
>>152471583I don't think you would
>>152471583You realize I would absolutely kill you if you ever tried some stupid shit like that right?
https://youtube.com/shorts/2OYQ6UdMIUA?si=FKYFO7jOKae3j9Ys
>>152471583you cant scrap
buh buh buh buh no unnastand
>>152471678you'd have to inspect those latinas first bud the attractive latinas you see naked and jiggling on the internet getting paid for it isn't the reality most of the time, generally they are hideous little gorons tbqh
>>152471723they age like milk. to keep it on topic, look at all female fighters over age 35 from NA, CA, SA. all hit the wall hard (they still have bodies) but there is a reason they go into the face smashing business.
m8 that's fuckin weird to be thinkin about but that's your cross to bear
>>152471729You need to kill yourself.
>>152471695Yeah I'm not falling for that shit
dana hates outdoor events. too bad, too bad.
>>152471746agreed, he's british so he needs to know what he's in for probably never even met a mexishit in his entire life, it would be cool if our country was being invaded by flawless latin cum demons but that isnt the case generally just get the worst of the worst, mexicans so shit even other mexicans dont want to be around them
>We cannot follow them!
>>152471871
>>152468980KapeKevinCezaryMorganKennedylance
>>152471729Imagine 50 totally nude jewesses being locked up in a mansion with Jason Luv, Jason Brown, Isiah Maxwell, Flash Brown, Julio Gomez, Dredd, Sheem The Dream , Brickzilla and Shane Diesel without condoms.
Ari is sucking his wife's fat tits in his mansion while laughing at memes his boys posted in the Jewish cabal discord channel while you're here having interracial rape fantasies
cikatic was a stud
Guys I have a niche job no I cant say what I do but I dont make a lot of money-British faggot that lives on /heem/
A tit wank from Manel Kape
>>152472029Factual.
Heading back to the heemviewing station, listening to a Luke Thomas LIVE recap
>>152472048
>>152472099Please read my shit because I don't want to be asked a 4th time. You always get me banned doing that
>>152472104kek good one tobes *ruffles hair*>>152470991>>152471000yes I said I remember nice to hear is going well
My job is niche! God that was the funniest shit Britain and Finland you guys are the ultimate losers
>>152472126Haha funny right. And no you didn't say you remember
>>152472151you are having a meltdown over your computer monitor and it showing you things you don't like, have some self awareness before calling anyone a loser
>>152472168You're getting a taste of that evening, this is mild
women and heeming them
>>152472017ngubbo will rape Ari and save MMA
Your moms here in holdiays pay me to make them feel young again
aw hell naw!-me after reading this exchange between the local queens of /heem/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbFhL5sTOU0GLORY prelims live
>>152468980RoyvalVallejosPolish guyCostaBlack guyGibson jr
>>152472168How is it a meltdown? You spend all your time here trying to impress socially stunted teenagers. Its the truth, nobody is melting down. You cant deny you are a huge loser, we have years and years of your posts.
abdulwomantap
>>152472236I mostly interact with fellow fossils thougheverbeit, maybe what you do with uncle abbas at playgrounds isn't what's happening on heem
>>152472151I still don't get what's so great about an office job for the bank, tell me so I can rest. I'm racking my brain to see what I'm missing here. There are guys making fucking rockets and you're shouting about staring at a screen all day every day and getting an allowance decided by your daddy every month, just enough to feed your ugly family, buy some nice things and travel a few times a year. Pretty much the same as most but we're all trying to escape it, not revel in it hahah.How low can one AIM!?
>>152472215Im chinese you fewl
>>152472211this why im come here. BIG RIGHT HAND JUST LANDED
Britain and Finland are cursed to live their unfulfilled lives due to their retarded minds. I enjoy the pathetic theatre of their posts. Its like they are proud to constantly show how low they sit in society. God bless!
too many follower posts itt
>>152472256as a fellow fossil I do mostly the same, I don't understand the youth obsession with dead moms trannies and muslim cock worship, I just want to talk about the good times like condom depot and diego sanchez cartwheeling straight to heaven
>>152472257Its not about the job being good or anything. Its about having a job and contributing to society. You are so pathetic for that niche job thing, thats the funniest shit Ive read in a long time.
How lowwww can you go!How lowwww can you go!How lowwww can you gooooo! Wooooo!(That's anon)
Oh dear oh dear...
Can't help but notice PFL has started and the retarded faggot who said we watch that shit is nowhere to be found.
Oh shit I just learned how to do something. I'm getting savvy hehe
>>152472292Bro it's called CYBER SECURITY, so yeah it's pretty freaking serious.
I bet I could learn Photoshop
wonked outta your crooked face
>>152472282Mate, I didn't boast about my job, you fucking asked. My job is not my identity, I'm not you. I can't tell you because it's niche. Respect my privacy, k?
>>152472256No you dont man. You post idiotic shit here day in and day out desperately seeking attention from anyone here that will give it to you, be it on this general or another. The fact that you do this for years only shows how stunted your mind is. Pathetic.
>>152472316you could learn, but master it?
>champion gatekeepers of /heem/>"letrendy meme" champion>sneed champion>spammy champion>euros delusion champion>yanny tranny champion>open weight championany of you coming in here, better be ready to defend yourself against the gatekeepers, or be called names! you have been warned!
Stop bullying Finland
>>152472330Nobody said boast. Youre really losing it man. Just take what I said to heart next time you and Finland jerk off here. Youre a born loser and youre an idiot who cant even lie well. Enjoy your life man, Im sure you have a family that loves you. Wife and kids maybe? Lmao
>>152472314Look >>152472282I already make him backtrack. He's realised being a ten a penny cyber security nerd is pretty lame in the grand scheme of life. I didn't think it would be that easy. Remember how he was acting when he first announced it with his chest liked out
I look like Luke Rockhold btw
>>152472361shut up abdi
>>152472369*tap tap tap*
>>152472364>Stealing Sneed's posting style
>PFL prelim fighter >Here comes the money as walkout song
i'm watching fights right now
>>152472236Uh oh he's about to start getting serious again
>>152472419He also does cyber security for the bank.
how many years of attempting to bully someone that may or may not even be here? how much longer are you going to do this b? is this the life of a eunuch in the modern era? feel free to submit all answers to bonickalstan1337@hotmail.com
I'm actually into cyber security myself too actually i told my grandmother to stop responding to scam facebook messages.
wonk nose cunt
>>152472367All I asked is what job you did. Im not saying anyones job is better than the other. If you worked at a 7-11 I wouldnt make fun of you, youre doing what you can to better your life. My job isnt my life or identity either but I asked it to show that Im not a terminally online loser like yourself. Your response to all of my posts speaks volumes about who you are. Take care.
YOU FAGGOTS NEED TO GET ALONG RIGHT NOW STOP YOUR SHITTERY
>>152472342Sheeit doubt I could ever master it
>Take care.
swear to fuck I usually dont give a shit but can you go haunt another board you fucking weirdo, good god you are mentally unwell
>>152472479You take black tranny penis.
>>152472477Bro aren't you worried that your "soul" is going to suffer for making fun of clozapig?
I'm seeing red
>>152472501Y-your soul is going to suffer for making fun of Sneed like this :(
ooooh wonky wonkywonky wonkywonk wonk wonk
>>152472514Stop looking at your flag.
>>152472517She deserves it.
>>152472525Clozapig lost (his mom)
I just double checked and Topuria is still undefeated.
wew
>>152472524I wanna oil you up
>>152472582what the fuck does that mean what the fuck hahaha
>>152472559He's about to lose custody of his child
/heem/ status?
live fights happening right now in multiple organisations
>>152472597Some may say that is a win no comment though.
Now he knows he's also a loser by his own criteria he's moved the goal posts. Now you have to have a wide and kids to have made it. Sorry to tell you mate but you're not too smart. Tyrone on benefits has been married twice and has ten kids. It's not a show of status at all. Didn't think too hard about that one did ya ;)What else you got Monty?
Ilia had Hugo out of wed lock with an entirely different womanWhat does he care if Georgina had other men in her past
>>152472606Mass hysteria.
Uhhh my job is very niche no I cant share what it is. Anyways Ill talk about every other aspect of my life in great detail over the years here. Someday I hope to own property, start a family, or make some epic 4chan posts
after seeing josh van become ufc champ, im going to do it at age 40. wish me luck, im chasing my dream of becoming thee ultimate fighter
if anyone tries to drag this pathetic offtopic retarded fucking conversation into the next thread i am going to personally heem you into the living death
>>152472754>if the next thread is the same as every thread for the past 5 years i'm going to be really heckin mad!
I'm making a jones thread btw
>>152472777>>152472785just watch
>>152472754assume they arent White
are we watching PFL?
>>152472779make two. retard thread and game thread. take over the front page
>>152468980RoyvalKevinAlmeidaCharriereKennedyKing
>>152472653I'm only here because I hurt my back. Pretty sure Finland only comes here to kill time in-between enjoying life. It a pass time for most of us, for you it's the main event. Nice projection. As usual I have proof for everything in my life, job too not telling lies as you say
>>152472805it has a hw fight, of course.
Based France robbing the wrestlefucker
>>152472824don't give him attention tobes he's repeating himself now, soon he'll be spamming about wet shit and dead relatives in between his gay fantasies about chechnyans like the other two
NEW (and non-gay)>>152472851>>152472851>>152472851
>>152472847is it on now?>>152472861ur the gayest
>>152472861i want to headbutt your nose til its broken you fucking cunt
>>152472855your boyfriend spent all thread posting about interracial gang rape
>>152472900porkybong is no one's friend m8
>>152472876Yeah, pretty chick up next
