>>152467644shit teams
>>152467644shit white trash part of the country
>>152467651They're OUR shit teams
I miss the old MahomesThe 50 tuddies a year MahomesThe carry the team MahomesThe always clutch Mahomes
>>152467666wasted devil trips. kys.
Which of these teams do you have the most belief in to become good over the next couple seasons?
>>152467685Gnats just have to get healthy. They already got rid of Doughball.
>>152467685Giants no question
>>152467685Raiders & Jets will never be good
>>152467685titans might have a QB, giants had like 20 one score losses both could be good but I wouldn't bet on either
>>152467666great devil trips. live forever.
>>152467685Giants>Saints>Titans>Browns>Raiders>Cardinals>Jets
>>152467707stop being a faggot. die tonight.
>>152467707keep being straight. gain immortality tonight.
>>152467664That's most of this country desu
Abolish the NFCS and all the teams within
>>152467736This but also the NFCE, NFCN, NFCW, AFCS, AFCN, AFCE, and AFCW
>Pickett beats the Eagles>trade up in the draft>spend too much>loose more than gain in the offseason>waste another year of Maxx and Bowers>Geno tank commands for another yearsearch in your heart, you know it to be true
>>152467737>>152467748I can't believe you've only made the playoffs twice since 2002 and have 0 playoff wins.
>>152467737You don’t even believe that
>>152467737....of being shit
>>152467685Whoever gets Burrow
>>152467755at least we get to watch them turn into the washington generals tourist attraction of the NFL and a fashion brand
>>152467788Why do you think any of those shit ass teams would get burrow
>>152467803His destiny lies in Arizona
>>152467737NFL snuff film protagonist
>obsessed schizo seethed twice jej
you dumb arrow posters have really gayed up this site
How long until the league dies?
>>152467664it's a northern transplant/college educated part of the country and just from what i've heard locals don't give much of a fuck about the panthers.>>152467685browns because their division looks about to fall apart any minute. they could be next years panthers.giants/cards are a bit of the same situations where either being a 5/6 wildcard and a "good" team seems like a long road. brutal divisions.then really on the fence about ward/titans. don't really feel like he's going to jump that far next year but maybe by the next.the rest seem like they are more on the bad/hopeless side.
the lone rams fag in the world really spends hours here spamming low quality AI pics that grok shits out huh
>>152467887wait and see how the Gruden lawsuit progresses. St. Louis could have killed it if they didn't settle
>>152467887I pray your name is League.
Whenever I see Ja videos he’s either in street clothes or it’s another failed attempt at a poster. Media tries to hype up this kid way too much that they have to show failed fucking attempts.
>>152467887Never.
>>152467908I'll be on vacation for most of it so no
What if Greenbay loses?
>>152467916Goal posts will be moved
This is what you guys don't understand, behind the mask she's still a cutie.
>>152467916>if
>>15246788769 years
>>152467887I mean it's been over for a decade I think that counts as dead.
Did ya'll catch the End of an Era tour documentary that debuted on Disney+ today? It's a 3 parter.
Feel like buns
>>152467976the gf
>IT'S THE REAL NIGGAH HOURSHow y'all doing?
>>152467990I'd agree but I can't get with gay cartoon posters
>>152468011>Branch and derpy blowseph out How do you think?
Smells like virgin in hear
>>152467644>Perna's curse wheel lands on the Steelers>TJ Watt gets his lung popped like a balloon out of nowhere by an athletic trainer fucking around with an acupuncture needle.That wheel is legitimately capable of either divining fate, or outright altering it. It's insane.
>NFL is now shilling Rabbi YeshuaIt’s so over
>>152468011I feel like I'm crushing my law school examsMy paranoia and self isolation is getting worseAll in all, pretty good. Just wish my team wasn't so fucking dogshit
Score prediction for Pats/Bills? Curious.
>>152468044it's just the spit on your upper lip anon
put your trip on youngcuck, i know you want to pretend that there are others but the cold truth is you're the only one who likes that gay team
NFL outcomes this week that increase or decrease first team's odds to make playoffs the most:Colts beat Seahawks(+24%)Lions beat Rams(+20%)Chargers beat Chiefs(+19%)Panthers beat Saints(+16%)Ravens beat Bengals(+13%)Bears beat Browns(+9%)Steelers beat Dolphins(+8%)Packers beat Broncos(+5%)Chiefs beat Chargers(+5%)Cowboys beat Vikings(+5%)Eagles beat Raiders(+3%)Bengals beat Ravens(+3%)Texans beat Cardinals(+3%)Bills beat Patriots(+3%)Rams beat Lions(+2%)49ers beat Titans(+2%)Jaguars beat Jets(+1%)Dolphins beat Steelers(+1%)Seahawks beat Colts(+1%)Vikings beat Cowboys(No change)Broncos beat Packers(No change)Patriots beat Bills(No change)Panthers lose to Saints(-22%)Bears lose to Browns(-18%)Ravens lose to Bengals(-17%)Eagles lose to Raiders(-13%)Chiefs lose to Chargers(-12%)Texans lose to Cardinals(-12%)49ers lose to Titans(-11%)Steelers lose to Dolphins(-10%)Lions lose to Rams(-10%)Cowboys lose to Vikings(-9%)Chargers lose to Chiefs(-8%)Rams lose to Lions(-6%)Packers lose to Broncos(-6%)Colts lose to Seahawks(-6%)Jaguars lose to Jets(-5%)Seahawks lose to Colts(-5%)Bills lose to Patriots(-3%)Bengals lose to Ravens(-2%)Dolphins lose to Steelers(No change)Vikings lose to Cowboys(No change)Broncos lose to Packers(No change)Patriots lose to Bills(No change)
>>152468011Watching Shrek on TBSI forgot how great this movie is
>>152468063It keeps happening, man. Across multiple years. Any team that wheel lands on either ends up losing that week's game, getting hit with a major injury or both. The wheel has only failed two times so far this season. It had a winning record every season he's done the gimmick. What are the odds of that? How is Brandon Perna consistently picking the non-obvious teams to lose or have their seasons put into question with a shitty off-balance prop from Party City? How is he doing it multiple years in a row?You consistently could turn a fucking profit by betting against the teams the curse wheel lands on. How does that happen?
>>152468011Loving and hating life at the same time. It has been said before that love and hate can't exist on the same plane if existence. I happen to disagree.
>>152467685>niggas actually believing in the fucking giantsLMAOOOOOOOOOOIf I had to pick one I'd say the Saints. >JetsForever dogshit, cursed>TitansIncompetent ownership and Cam Ward is going to bust. I don't think there's anything positive about this team going forward.>CardsNeeds a complete rebuild>RaidersLol>BrownsPossible but we all know the Browns is da Browns. On paper they probably have the best team on this list but... it's da Browns.
>>152468108Not sure why you replied to me, but good luck. I hated chemistry
>>152468125Confirmation bias. You're literally describing the same exact phenomenon as Q Anon and how millions deluded themselves into believing it. If you leave things vague enough, people will make it fit.
>>152468134Of all of the teams listed, the Giants were the only team that was relatively competitive this year. A few games turning out mildly differently and they would be a middle of the pack 7-10 team. Those implosions like against the Broncos were very fluky. None of the other teams listed are even close to being competitive. I'd rather face any other team than the Giants on that list.
>>152468048Idk why this is a big deal. They always pray after the game. I recently found out that each team has a chaplain.
>>152468080Not sure what the score is going to be but I think we all know who is going to win. I'd say something in the range of 28 to 24 just because I think the Pats are "good enough" to keep it close like they did last time but this time the Bills are clearly going to be seeking revenge and are going to want it more. It's going to be a dogfight but I'm nearly certain Buffalo is winning this time.
>>152468169Just the media pushing a story and newfag retards pretending to be shocked. They act like Cousins and Andy Dalton don't do prayer circles involving both teams all the time.
>>152468172People have been saying this about the Patriots all year. This general has a weird hateboner for the Pats and assuming they're weak for no real reason. It's genuinely bizarre that people are overrating the Bills so hard when the Patriots should easily be favored. It's like the same delusional people who all picked the Chiefs to beat the Texans. This is all emotional nonsense. "Revenge"? Like the Patriots aren't going to be motivated to win and the Bills are somehow going to "play angry" and win. It's just nonsense.But it will just have to be yet another game where the Patriots unsurprisingly come out on top and people will STILL be saying the 12-2 Patriots will lose immediately in the playoffs.
>>152467916We all celebrate
>>152468080Bills are going to annihilate the Patriots. 45-10
The Eagles have clearly fallen apart, but, hilariously, I think they're still going to win the NFC East because the Cowboys are just losers.
My brycie:)
>>152468217Well, yeah. But it would be a lot funnier if they lost to the Raiders and make the division a lot more interesting. The Cowboys have no real chance of winning the division. They had to beat the Lions and failed.
>>152468202The Patriots have beaten literally no one good besides the Bills early in the year. They let bad teams hang around. Having this much confidence in them is retarded. I don't hate the Pats either, quit acting like a woman. There's no reason to think they're good. Look at their schedule. Watch their games. They are not at all as good as their record may suggest.
>>152468224>quit acting like a woman.Says the literal emotional retard saying a team is going to "emotionally seek revenge and win" like the game is a fucking soap opera. Kek.News flash, retard: The Bills and Patriots have nearly identical schedules and the Bills lost to the Dolphins and Falcons. You clearly haven't been watching their games either because they lucked out on beating both the Ravens and Bengals and short of catastrophic collapses, they would have lost both of those games.The literal only reason anyone rates the Bills or constantly keeps puffing them up like they're favorites or guaranteed to beat a team with a better record than them that they ALREADY LOST TO coming off of a bye week is because they're emotional retards that buy into Josh Allen's media hype.Don't be surprised when they lose yet again and then everyone claims the Bills are frauds and that the Pats "still haven't beaten anyone good". They'll be saying that all the way up to the owl.
How many teams remain without a black qb or black hc?
>>152468245>Says the literal emotional retard saying a team is going to "emotionally seek revenge and win" like the game is a fucking soap opera. Kek.Wrong person btw. >The literal only reason anyone rates the Bills or constantly keeps puffing them up like they're favorites or guaranteed to beat a team with a better record than them that they ALREADY LOST TO coming off of a bye week is because they're emotional retards that buy into Josh Allen's media hype.Or it's because the Pats aren't good and have barely beaten a ton of shitty teams because of their easy ass schedule.Now cry more retard. I expect an apology after they get raped this week, thanks.
>>152468202You do realize/remember the Pats only beat the Bills by a singular late-game field goal (after the Bills had fumbled the ball multiple times throughout the course of the game), right? I'm not saying that the Bills' turnovers is an excuse to think that the Pats don't have a decent team, I'm merely making the observation that the Pats a couple of lucky horse shoes thrown their way and only managed to win by 3 points. Just don't be surprised if the Pats lose on Sunday.
its habbening
>>152468256>Wrong person btwOh okay so just almost identically retarded. Like it matters.The Patriots are good and it doesn't matter if they have an easy schedule: the Bills have an easy schedule too and yet they have a worse record. And, again, the Bills already lost to the Patriots. At their own home. This confidence that the Bills will win is pure retardation. They have a chance to win but you have to be stupid to think they're favorites. You can't even justify it mentally because you are operating on pure emotion. Like a woman.Cry more yourself and tell me about how Josh Allen's asperger rage is going to somehow motivate him to a W over a team he already lost to.
>>152468246>NFC NorthLionsVikings>NFC SouthSaints I guess? Not sure who their QB may be though. >NFC WestRamsSeahawks9ers(based div)>NFC EastGiants (if you count Dart though their HC is interim)>AFC NorthBengals>AFC SouthJagsColts>AFC WestChargersBroncos>AFC EastPatriotsBillsSo give or take 14
>>152468263You'd have a point if the Bills didn't regularly do exactly that and lose games that way with regularity.I won't be that surprised if the Patriots lose on Sunday. I also won't be surprised if they win. They're more likely to win than they are to lose is my point. Thinking the Bills are favored going into that game is retarded, and yet most of this general appears to think so without literally a single good reason other than hoping Josh Allen plays superhero for 60 minutes.
>>152468276Once again, I expect an apology after they get raped.
>>152468297Just be ready to apologize when the reverse happens.
>>152468276Reminder to change your tampon
>>152468321You accidentally posted your To Do list on /nfl/.
>>152467685Saints. They're issues are cap mismanagement and depth. I believe in Kellen Moore to make them frisky in their division.
>>152468331those creamsicle uniforms are cursedthey are kino but they are also ugly
If you don't want to see Grandpa Rivers throw for 250+ this week you're not a true football fan.I genuinely think he's got a few games left in the tank
>>152468267Not habbenin'
>>152468339Yeah but he's playing Seattle's defense. That's....kind of scary.
>>152468339I want to see him lead the Colts to an Owl win. Rivers always deserved a ring, it's criminal that the Chargers couldn't stop chorging while he was there. It wasn't even his fault most of the time. Fucking Norv Turner. Fucking Nate Kaeding.
Chimp Kelly
>>152468267Wait they need ALL of this to happen?
>>152468353My brother, he was the literal essence of chorge. He's not winning anything as a fat mid 40's rando after not playing for years. It's a pure circus spectacle and we will all watch and have a giggle as he has like a 0TD 2INT 220 yard game that he loses by 20 points and throws a rage fit on the field.
>>152468048>came togetherin a bibmical sense?
>>152468366No, he's going to show these youngsters how they did it in the good old days and bring his veteran tricks to a field full of soft zoomers who have never seen them before. He'll teach the team about what's really important and at the end of the season he'll get a statue. It's just like Happy Gilmore 2
>>152468364Yes. Not that the Dolphins or Ravens are going to win out so that's minor, but the Chargers have to lose to the Chiefs and Broncos as well as either the Texans or Cowboys. If any team could implode that bad, it would be the Chargers, but Harbaugh is a good coach and that probably won't happen. I doubt the Chiefs can even beat the Chargers. There's even a chance the Broncos either lose the #1 seed and rest starters or secure it and rest them.
>>152468366>fat mid 40s rivers having a mid-field melty after having a 0TD 2INT 200yd game
>>152468353Seeing him, Rodgers, and Flacco all still playing feels like part of my childhood is still here
>>152468379I would do almost anything to have Brady back for even 2 years. I don't care if he lost every single game. I would watch every single one.
Lions vs Rams this Sunday at 4:25.
>>152468267Damn, that's going to take a lot of refball.
>>152468385rasms are fucking cooked
>>152468366>increasingly nervous xecocks fag
Why haven't there been any 6'8"+ quarterbacks?
Still running over queefies
>>152468432Because Brock Osweiler
>>152468011I feel like I’ve been sleep walking since October. I can barely remember what has happened and I have no emotions and I’m not looking forward to anything or dreading anything. Is this just life after 30?
>>152468451NTA but basically, yeah. I'll be 32 in April and I can relate to exactly how you feel
>>152468432lanklets
>>152467685>SaintsShough is decent and has shown potential. However the team is in cap hell for the next couple of years which heavily limits how much they can build outside of the draft, can't see them doing much unless they hit on all of their picks>GiantsEasily the most competitive roster of the bottom tier teams and have been relatively close in most of their games. With good coaching staff they could definitely take the next level>RaidersAbsolute trasheap with no direction. Outside of Crosby and Bowers they have nothing, and you can hardly build a roster around a star DE and TE. They have an absurd number of holes that need to be addressed and have been consistently terrible at drafting>CardsThey have some decent players on paper but no QB since it's clear that they're moving off of Murray this season. Gannon is also a terrible coach and the laughable amount of penalties they have every game reflects this. Highly unlikely they go anywhere as long he's still coaching>BrownsShedeur probably isn't the guy but if they can go from worst offense in the league to decent they can be Texans tier with how good their defense is. Stefanski should've been canned ages ago, no idea why he's still there>JetsPretty much depends entirely on their draft, they have a fuckton of picks to work with. However trusting perennially shit teams to draft well and not bust after bust is asking a lot >TitsHands down the worst roster in the league, even if you believe in Cam Ward they have absolutely nothing, their most exciting player is a 30 year old Calvin Ridley. Terrible HC landing spot with the state of the roster as well, could have very easily have been a 0-17 team if not for the Browns and Cards momentarily being even more poverty. I'd put money that they draft in the Top 3 next year as well
>>152468516>Jets>Pretty much depends entirely on their draft, they have a fuckton of picks to work with. However trusting perennially shit teams to draft well and not bust after bust is asking a lotJets owner Woody Johnson has said he will take a hands-off approach, allowing new HC Aaron Glenn and new GM Darren Mougey to do their thing.
>>152468549>Aaron Glennit's over
>>152468557Nonsense, he's a good HC and they've got former Lions coach Tanner Engstrand as their OC (the Lions fucked up not hiring him).
Fouts set the passing Y/G record that wasn't broken until Brees and they gave the MVP to a fucking kicker.
>>152468613Who's this pretty girl
>>152468613Bills/Jags AFCCG after the Poots and Buncos get bootyblasted? Book it.
Nick Wright convinced me on Bill Simmons's show that the Chiefs will make the playoffs. >KC will win out>Chargers will lose to the Broncos and Texans >Old Man Rivers isn't taking Indy to the playoffs.
>>152468641KC is going to get memed on by my nigger Kenny Pickett
>>152468641>KC will win outThey most certainly will not
>>152467685Saints - owner to finally let the team rebuild and pay the dead cap, hire a young offensive minded HC and go very hands offGiants - just hire the right GM and let him run the showRaiders - Mark Davis has to hire a real GM and let them run the team, not brady or even gruden, but find a proven GM, Spytek might be that guy, and keep his hands off the teamCardinals - unfortunately your owner has to die firstBrowns - same as aboveJets - same as aboveTitans - tell the owner to sell the team
>>152468657John Spytek is a good GM for the raiders. They need to give him full control
Drake Maye is a fraud carried by a good roster with a historically easy schedule
>>152468619google hope solo nudes
>>152468680Don't worry, the Pats will be brought back down to earth on Sunday.
Is there a single non-fraudulent team this season?
>>152468729Rams
>>152468759...lost to the PANTHERS!
>>152468729The TitansWe knew they would be shit and look at that, they're shit
>>152468771Has anyone beat Bryce when he played at his peak?
>>152468662I liked his work from afar with TB but he had a fucking dogshit first draft. Nobody has really stood out despite a bunch of hype for guys like Jeanty, Porter and Thornton. Maybe you attribute that to Brady or Davis interference but I don't
>>152468771and they aren't losing again
>>152468729The closest would be the Texans since they weren't exposed yet
>>152468613the jaguars are going to the super bowl lmao
>>152468868I agree. It will be a catb owl
>>152468829There's nothing to really expose, they're the quintissential mediocre - bad offense/elite defense team.
>>152468729These are the 5 imo. People are overreacting about the Eagles after a 3 game skid. They're gonna dogwalk their remaining schedule probably 4-0 the rest of the way if I had to guess. 49ers and Rams are obvious to anyone who watches their games. Broncos are on a 10 game streak and I think their roster is legit unlike the Patriots who are massively outplaying their talent. Jags are the one most people wouldn't agree with but I think they play great complimentary ball and are very well coached. Most people will see them as an easy out on WC weekend. I won't >>152468829Texans have a great defence and special teams no question and I absolutely rate Stroud but you can't win 4+ playoff games with that offence. Dalton Schultz and Nico Collins are playing well but I haven't seen much from their other WRs. I thought Xavier Hutchinson was gonna get more reps but now they've gone back to Christian Kirk and Jayden Higgins. It just seems so streaky
>>152468876niners are schedule babbies just like the patriots are, they will be knocked out by either the packers or iggles
Domes should be mandatory in areas with cold winters.
>>152468887If the 9ers hadn't beaten the Seahawks and Rams I'd agree but those were legit Ws. They've also adjusted astoundingly well to the injuries on defence. I think they're winning the NFC. I'd actually be surprised if they don't that's how highly I rate them
>>152468911Bait
>>152468911>t. peyton manning
dolphins sneaking in would be funny
So Nick Wright went on the Adam Friedland show just to give NPC answers and talk basketball? He literally gave no inside info about Skip or Shannon or anyone of note. Fucking cuck
Why dont NFL teams have long sleeve jerseys anymore like in the 60’s & 70’s?
>>152469180Less things for opponents to grab
these are my tinder stats for the season i think i might be on the chopping block come training campgo broncos
>>152467644>Loins>Ra>Stoolers>ShithawksIf these teams were a chick, which type of chick would they be?
Jalen Hurts is a very inarticulate quarterback. Watching Hard Knocks confirms it, but I should've just assumed.
Yea great job Nick you fucking cuck. Fucking retarded NPC jew mutt. Adam Friedland exposed him as an NPC tard who can't say anything not approved by his FS1 handlers
'ders have any chance against the niggles?
Adam Friedland should've invited his wife's son on instead
>>152469382Did the Raiders actually do anything against the Broncos D or were their 17 points cheap? It's a similar caliber D with the Eagles so 3 scores/21 points is probably Raiders upper limit
This genny is not ready for the Bills to be swept by the Patriots.They're not ready for the Patriots winning the AFC this year period, for that matter.
Herbert either wins or loses, I fear
>>152469567What if he ties?
>>152469579uhh…
I need Dan Campbell's cock in my mouth.
man, there are gonna be some fraud ass AFC teams that wont show up all offseason when Phillipe Rios is the starting QB for the AFC in the Owl
>>15246949810 points came in garbage time
Back! :)Yeah nflggas!
>>152469205Grab this bussy.Haha just kidding! :)
Do you lot play American football if it rains?
>>152469822Yes but not if there’s lightning
>>152469696Alright I got Eagles 16-3
they put this clown ass nigga up there in a fucking Popeye chicken bucket lmaooo
It’s hard
>>152469822https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQMufCfX8x4
>>152469893>people having to bail water out in the standskino
I really like Asian girls. What team should I root for next season?
>thought Josh was playing injured early in the season>turns out he was distracted from draining his balls in his pregnant succubus wife
>>152468876>eagleslol>ramsdouble lol>49ersNot as fraudulent but they won't have their players anyway>Broncos11-0 steelers II: electric boogaloo>Jaguarsis it fair to call a mediocre team a fraud?
>>152470010He's been talking to Phillip Rivers.
>>152469861the black Sean McDermott.
>>152470132Who's the white sean mcdermott
>>152470137Mike tomlin
>>152470173Mike Tomlin is the black Jeff Fischer only with a ring
>>152470195Jeff Fischer has a ring.
Mike Shanahan is orange
>>152470137Herm Edwards
>>152470207"Won" a ring on the Bears while on IR
>>152470216Do not look up his staff in Washington during the RG3 Days
>>152470233a ring is a ring
>>152470207>>152470233>>152470242the blacc Jeff Fischer with a ring but as a HC, his 9-8/9-7 is the equivalent to Jeff's 7-9
do we get saturday football next week or is that just the playoffs?
>>152470207Wrong. He lost all his credentials when choking in Owl 34. He’s an absolute fraud
>>152470269Yup next week via the ESPN app, Eagles and Redskins and Packers and Burrs
>>152470216He’s a silver fox
>Chiefs 'dynasty' collapses>NFL viewership highest through 14 weeks since 1989kek
From Melbourne.Can confirm that the Rams and Cowboys are THE premier teams from every Aussie perspective.Chargers are the favorite underdog. MNF was the best shitshow game I’ve ever seen.Looking forward to TNF
>>152470327Check out last week's Bengals/Bills snow kino if you haven't already
When i'm deep inside that bussy i be killing that shit>I'm taking my talents to New YorkWith the number 1 pick in the 2026 NFL draft the New York Jets selec....ACK trade for Jalen Hurts, QB?, Philadelphia EaglesHe Hate Me new RB in town2027 Arch Manning project #Tank4Manning
>Cowboys vs Redskins>Lions vs Vikings>Broncos vs KC This lineup looked amazing when they put it together but it's brutal now. I'll have to talk to my family on Christmas
>>152470422Saint Nix is going to drop coal in Arrowhead and end Christmas for millions of queefies
Trump saved football
>>152470422donkeys D beating up cheifs mutt qb should be fun
>>152470312Weird. I thought everybody boycotted it ever since. Colin Kaepernick decided to kneel. Guess you guys gave up on that shitpretty quick huh?
>>152470564Colin Kaepernick isn't in the league anymore nephew
>>152470564based you fucking owned the cons and now they are seething reddit bro.
How many tomorrow?
My Bears :)
>>152470723Zee-row.
>>1524707231 foomble, 2 INTs, 55% completed, 1 TD
>>152470727chat is this real
>>1524707230 TD 3 INTLess than 200 yards passing, 57% completion rate
>>152470769>>152470772these could both be caleb's statline also lol
The Jaguars have the best defense in the NFL since week 9.
Patty Cuckitini
>>152470858please don't look at opponents, chat
>>152470858>tardinals scored 24 points on the jags>top tier defenseKWAB
>>152470858The Pants/Jags Catb Owl is gonna be so good
>>152471080they had their chance in 1995 and both teams choked
>>152468331the lack of emotion by Bowles and Caldwell every time they cut to them on the sideline will always make me laugh. the best one was from that lions and texans game in 2016 where they showed a spilt screen of caldwell and obrien on the sideline. on the left was caldwell blankly staring ahead and on the right was a bunch of texans players trying to stop obrien a seething obrien from strangling the special teams coach
>>152470564>Colin Kaepernick
>>152470106Sounds like something someone with shit for brains would type out
>>152468373There WAS a time when you could be fat and old but rely on your craftiness to help you win ball games. Would be kino to see
>>152468373He hasn't been hit by a NFL player in 5 years. It is going to feel like nothing he has ever felt before and it will affect him very negatively.
Why was this thread so early? It bothers me deeply
>>152471538What do you mean?
>>152471538Because I made it early.
>>152471538Jannies dont delete early threads for some reason
Bears
>>152468373This Boomer is turbo washed and is gonna look like dog shit. He clearly hasn't been taking care of his body.
>>152471664Thanks for letting me know, I was just about to double their pay as a Christmas gift but now I need to reconsider.
football tomorrow :D
High school football, just sharing for lelz https://x.com/i/status/1999695809731023265
>>152470564US rightoids are the biggest cucks on earth. They quite literally never follow up on their threats. All they do is complain online and vote for whatever neocon miga candidate the republicans happen to be running
>>152471688do you believe in 9 again or did you never lose hope in the first place?
>>152471688How common is it for finns to watch american football?
>>152471538I got banned for baking at 497 posts onceAnother time I baked at 500 then a bunch of posts got deleted so I got banned again for "baking early"
>>152471780You've never been to Colorado then. White milfs rule this state
>>152471796i went to denver a few years ago and was sorely disappointed by the women there.
>>152469051Nick Wright beat you to a pulp, you would not say this to his face.
>>152471785Based, fuck you early baker
>>152468911Many are saying this
>>152471796The women age terribly there
>>152471813That was probably a year ago and I stopped early baking after getting banned the first time...but these assholes still banned me even though I waited till 500
>>152471804I'd hammer toss him into traffic then fortnite emote next to his corpse>>152471824This is absolutely not 33 kek
>>152471796Colorado is 70% mexican kek
>>152471864Nick would transform in an Eldlitch monstrosity and rip your eyes out.
>>152471785Probably one of those times you guys were being massive fags about the ops and were starting 2-4 threads at a time. No I want pff in the op! No i want the rams to be in the op! No people need to know that mahomes is the best qb at age 27! Should have been a permaban retard
>>152471878Rightful mexican clay. We are guests
>>152470327I only met 2 NFL fans in Melbourne one was Dem Boyz the other was Panthers but that was a few years ago now back when the Panthers were just out of the Cam Newton era. Doesn't surprise me a lot of them suck off the lambs now
nfl saturday games should've started this week instead of next, who gives a shit about army-navy?
>>152471934The MIGA crowd
>>152471934Literally the most boring fucking game on earth. They should just have it at the beginning of the season so we can get it over with.
>>152471864Colorado has a notoriously high UV index but it's so high elevation that nobody thinks to wear sunscreen.
>>152471934>ynr Navy legend D. Fagot
>>152471803>DenverTry Colorado Springs or Boulder or Golden. Those places glow from how white they are
>>152471961It's literally closer to the sun, of course you're going to get burned
>>152471961Your lungs can't handle Colorado, weakling
Your lungs can't handle this bussy
>>152472042Enjoy your skin cancer, chump
>>152471557The last thread had a /new/ around post 430
what happened to all the chiefs fans
>>152469051>Gave no inside infoIs that the point of doing Adam Friedland?
>>152471664They don't get paid enough man....sad
>>152471785>banned Is /sp/ worst than /tv/ now?
>>152472090>implying I go outside
>>152472116Normally people say interesting things on podcasts especially when asked about specific situations yea. The entire thing was NPC babble
>>152472110turns out they were all kiwi
>>152472090You can usually tank skin cancer. Really not a big deal
>>152472133>now/sp/ was notoriously overmoderated around 2014-16. Is nobody else still around from the early days?
>>152471883I'd get it id that was the case but it happened in the middle of the night in the off-season. It was probably just a Euro mod or something. But yeah early baking in general is annoying and splits up the entire general. /MLB/ is notorious for that. Bunch of idiots
>>152471961New Zealand has a thin Ozone layer and high UV index. It doesn't make people look old as fuck in their 30s dumbass
>>152472108That's fucking annoying
What is the easiest way to quit smoking?
>>152472276start vaping
>>152472226No
>>152472276Zyn? I dunno, I like smoking to much.>>152472288Vaping just made me smoke even more
How many?
>>152472276Best natural stress relief is watching a black man sleep with your wife
I don't get it
>>152472335Easy yardage over tomorrow they're gonna have to throw one way or another
>>152472263Combination of things. The altitude, high UV, it's extremely dry so your skin dries out. I have a cousin who moved there for work and this is what he's told me. His mouth and nostrils get dry when he jogs/hikes oh and that the wind sucks
>>152472226This place has always been shit millennials have the nostalgia glasses of geriatric 85yos
>>152472389Denver isn't even that high up in altitude. There are places in the western slope that reach 10,000 feet
>>152472276Shoot yourself in the head
>>152472341Josh...
>>152472335damn bunch of good games in the late window for redzone chads but I might watch this one instead for the spectacle.
>>152472391Nah 2011 /sp/ was so much fun>Ass threads>Beer threads>Feels threads>Live Police chase threads>Haxball threads>Jersey Shore watch party threads>Stealing gets on other boards>POWER RANKINGS
>>152472276I always thought smoking was disgusting
old man rivers officially ACTIVATED. maybe he'll platoon with leonard, but he'll definitely play. still can't believe this shit is real
>>152472457Bye weeks are finished so we get a bunch of games for a couple weeks
>>152472276Imagine if you walked around just farting so thick that you could see it. You'd smell like poop, but you wouldn't notice it cuz you'd be used to it. Everyone else around you though, would be totally disgusted. That's what it's like to nonsmokers. We get to walk past you while you drop a visible cloud of mouth fart all over the place.
>>152472533He's got to get his testosterone up to make another baby
>>152472335It's guaranteed rivers will look like shit even if he kept in shape, when you're out of the game that long the "instincts" aren't going to be there immediately
>>152472542Did you steal that from reddit.
>>152472569Yes
>>152472569I steal a lot of shit from Reddit and I post it here to get a lot of positive replies.
>>152472481Yeah not a fan. Like the head rush feels good but sometimes I just feel slightly anxious and then the horrible smell/taste that stays in your mouth. I'll be craving a cigarette then not even halfway through I'll just be like "man wtf is this, it's not even worth it"But coffee with a cig hits greatOr cig after sex is great also
>>152472586Cool.>>152472600Ok.
>>152472569I steal a lot of OC from r/nfcsouthmemewar
Why is Sharpe a racist?
>>152472569Reddit is better at making OC than this place nowadays because they're so militantly anti-AI
>>152472636NO ONE wants Kapernick back in the league. That kneeling shit dropped their viewership so much and he wasn't even that good.
>>152472636Because it gets people like you to talk about him.
>>152472569Reddit is better than 4chan
>>152472470>Live Police chase threadsTo be fair this still happens pretty regularly.
>>152472636He's right though. All the excuses of why Kap can't play is window dressing to the truth, he got black balled out of the league. And that's fine, he can't bad mouth the employer and expect a job. But everybody knows the truth, why the fuck you lyin' saying it's about game readiness.
my new gf is a chiefs fan so it's imperative they they make the playoffs and go to the super bowl.
So if Rivers a HOF QB? I always hear people on the fence. Hall of very good, etc. etc. Now that he's unretiring people seem to think he's a guaranteed lock for the hall. So which is it?
>>152472656for the most part yea, I guess the one thing 4chan is better for is not jumping through 10 hoops to make a single post on some subs
>>152472680For me, he'd be Hall of Very Good
>>152472654>>152472675Shut the fuck up, nobody cares.
>>152472680Just saying, there should be no world in which Rivers is a HOF QB but Stafford is not.
>>152472680If he wins 1 playoff game this year then yes
>>152472675No, he's not right. At all. Kaep doesn't want to play. He got signed to the Ravens and then blew that up. He was also one of if not the flat-out worst QB in the league the last time he started. If you're not baiting, you're actually just stupid.
>>152472712Stafford is now a HoF lock when he wins am MVP
>>152472712Yeah you're not gonna have me arguing that.
>>152472675Get off 4chan Krap you got benched for Baline Gabbart
>>152472698Car3d enough to reply :^)
>gayvenspreseason SB favorite btw
>>152472680Not a chance. Even if he starts and wins every game up to and including the superbowl it's still a no. Maybe in 30 years when they're inducting 15-20 guys each class.
YOU GET 30 SECONDS OF FACE TIME COMING TO YOU...>I don't care that TJ Watt got Tyrod Taylored. He's personally responsible for numerous season-ending injuries and shortened many players' career with his unnecessary violence and inability to have self control on the football field.>Yes, the Colts are stupid for signing Philip Rivers but if you want a guy who can land 20-yard routes and knows the playbook there's no better option.>NFL Officiating is at an all-time low and the union needs to be BUSTED as it becomes more and more obvious that the entire officiating office is working to benefit from gambling.post your takes if you didn't get the bit
>>152472680It's rare for a QB to never even make it to a Superbowl and get in the HOF. I can't even think of one the last 20 years off the top of my head. I doubt Rivers ever gets in
>>152467644How come this shit league didn't schedule a few games today with CFB on break?
>>152470723Shedeur is just happy that his dad is no longer the poster boy for being the "Coach Crime" of college football. There's a new king in town.
>>152472831>muh army navy gamewhich I don't even get since they still could have had a primetime game
Any other Pogochads here? I wish I could go...
>>152472698I care
>>152472673Because I'm the one who bakes those threads but I get banned every time
>mom is a Rasm fan>dad is a Broncos fanIf that becomes the Owl I don't know which side to pick, I love my parents
>>152473020I quit when I was done with college. And then they made the avatars into fat trannies and I knew I'd never go back.
>>152467685states with 2 teams deserve to be bad (except pennsylvania)
>>152473020Pokemon Go is still a thing? That came out 9 years
>>152473059You don't have to worry about a thing, neither of those teams is making it.
>>152473020Wait, it costs 32 dollars in addition to the regular ticket??? Lol
>>152473102Pokemon will always be a thing, in all its forms. /vp/ is still a very active board.
>>152473020jealous
>>152472823Does this mean Matt Ryan is a HOF lock?
>>152473059the consequences of being a mixed race child>>152473020why the fuck is pokemon doing an event with the least relevant franchise in the league
>>152473115You're naive.
>>152473161To make the least relevant franchise more relevant. If you need help with marketing hit up the Japs, works every time
>>152473171ditto
>>152473124You can just spoof your location. I used to catch pokemon all over the world back in the day. Best spots are manhattan, tokyo, and sydney
>>152473150I think he's got a good argument. Had some great battles with Brees for 10+ years, won MVP etc. I think the fact he has the biggest blown lead in a regular season game and Superbowl actually helps his case too. Being part of famous games helps your case even if you're on the losing side
Ball
>>152473059Ramcos bros let's hit this J
>>152473102Just because you gave up with the normies, doesn't mean everyone did, Chud.
>>152471709Nine is dead>>152471710Not that common compared to ice hockey and soccer, we are top shit by european standards
>>152473215See? Japan knows marketing
>>152473215Thats not a J you dumb boomer
>>152473228havent played since gen 4, nu-mon designs are dogshit
>>152473102Yes. It still prints money for Nintendo and Game Freak
>>152473228Nice mewtwo
>>152473020I remember when this game came out in 2016 when I had a government job with my friends. We'd just drive around catching pokemon
>>152473233Hard for Euros to admit gridiron is the best entertainment sport to ever exist.
>>152473242I like a lot of newer gen mons
hebert
If the Broncos beat Green Bay will you please stop calling them frauds?
>>152473228Lol that's just sad
>>152473265I didn't stop after they beat the Eagles, so why would I stop because they beat Green Bay?
>>152473263Infamous misogynist chudoid bustin derbert
>>152473228I recognize like 4 of those Pokemon
>>152473263Mahomes has never made a play this good
>>152473278Because they keep calling the Broncos frauds but they keep winning
>>152473215>RamcosYoungcuck ain't gonna like this one
>>152473263>chargers season peaked heregrim
>Drake "Drake Maye" Maye
why don football fans has the much pasion
>>152473315Pats fans are so gay and stupid
>>152473302He does with the help from the refs though
>>152473010No one gives a shit about the army/navy football teams bc they are genuinely terrible even by CFB standards.
>>152473315shit is forced as fuck, patsfags wanna be a wholesome quirk chungus team despite being the biggest jews in the NFL, it’s disgusting.
>>152473321browns fans did this when the team moved to baltimore in 96
>>152473321>chimping out because your team didn't winBecause the football is an American sport and we don't do that here.
>>152473328Refchads lining their pockets well I see
>>152473132TCGP got me back into Pokemon
>>152473265No. But I do hope they beat GB
>>152473324>like Drake Maye as a guy and a player>absolutely loathe the PatsI don't know what to think
If the Broncos win the Superbowl will you please stop calling them frauds?
>>152473387no, fraudulent ring
Arguably the greatest player in college football history
>>152473387Only the fraudulent broncos teams win the superbowl
Last chance to hop on the wagon before dem boyz finna boutta win da owl
>>152473387I didn't stop after they won Super Bowl 50, so why would I stop because they won Super Bowl 60?
>>152473393Literally nu Derek carr
Colts Seahawks should be SNF, not this Shitboys Ninefest
>Jags and Broncos most penalized teams>fraudsYou know how fucking hard it is to play against the refs?
>>152473398das rite yall kiss da rangzw ed e ms o y z
>>152473256I agree with you fren, it's the best sport :D
>Joe Burrow update, per @DMRussini : • Doesn't want out of Cincinnati • Certain parts of Bengals operations, with the smallest coaching & scouting staffs in the league, have previously frustrated Burrow • Burrow is just tired of losing, Week 14 post-game remarks were said out of a desire to winhaha this retard thinks he can change bengals ownerhsip
>>152473429Seahawks play on Thursday too and I don't think they can have prime time games that close to each other
>>152473393Yo, Sydney Sweeney's a dude??
Sam Darnold vs Philip Riversexactly what we expected before the year began
>>152473431If my reffies wanted them to lose, they'd lose. They're just taking the piss.
>>152473266Cry. Go Broncos by the way.
>>152472636Kaepernick hasn’t played in almost a decade. Twice the time that Rivers hasn’t played and he wasn’t very good in his last two seasons. I doubt the league would allow it anyways, he probably caused billions in brand damage and lost ratings that took years to get back
>>152473451Who knows? It could lead to something. He’s the star of their franchise. He’s also an Ohio boy and doesn’t spend the offseason in California, he’s got an estate on the Ohio River. The Rams wishful thinkers should will have to look elsewhere for a succession plan.
The Colts have done many silly things over the years
I still consider interim head coach Mike Saturday a success for the colts
>>152473609It's like Jimbo never died
>>152473628SATURDAY????
>>152473609This is pretty amazing. No matter what the outcome is
>>152473609Who should they have got? Dude is extremely familiar with the offense and is probably a hall of famePlus if he does good it is instant kino
>>152473609He's winning tomorrow
Matthew Stafford won 0 playoff games & 0 Division titles in 12 YEARS in Detroit and people gave him every excuse imaginable. Didn't win anything until he demanded a trade to a loaded roster with an all time great play caller (the same things people use to discredit Hurts).Trevor Lawrence sucks for 5 years and people are still holding out hope for him to be great.Justin Herbert gets called elite 6 years in with 0 playoff success & worse efficiency than you expect.Josh Allen is great but got a DEI MVP last year & has fewer Conference Championship wins than Rex Grossman.John Elway put up Kerry Collins numbers for the 1st decade of his career.Jalen Hurts has a couple bad games after 3 highly productive winning seasons & a Super Bowl MVP and people want him benched.Being tall and having a strong arm gives you an insane leash.
what a moment in football ladsi lovefootballnot jordan love thoi do not love love
>>152473674The Seahawks should just play man all day.
>>152473609what a league!!!!
>>152473609welp, there goes his HoF candidacy>>152473674>>152473662he'll do well in the first half, possibly, but he's going to be too gassed in the second half to avoid the sacks and find the reads. He's an excellent choice for a game manager since he probably won't throw more than 1 interception, but he isn't going to be winning with that clots defense. (and I don't even know who they are playing, but they couldn't even beat the titans)
>>152473697he'll have less tough competition when his eligibility comes back up
>>152473677you now remember that for almost half a decade, the Lions had both Megatron and Glassford and netted 0 playoff wins
>>152473609Philly will expose the zoomer quarterback.
>>152473646SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY
>>152473646>HE GETS TO BE A HEAD COACH??!?? WHAT A SICK JOKE!!!
>>152473738Richardson got his eye ripped out by a rubber band.
you now remember that for almost a decade the Chiefs had prime Mahomes, Kelce, and Reek and netted 0 playoff wins
>>152468076Are you me? But my team is doing well
>>152473609unc chads...
>>152473738>he just needs more time!He's also an inaccurate black negroid that has a room temp IQ
>>152473646SUPERBRAWL SATURDAY?!?!
>>152473738He is injured so he ain't playing cause of thatStill, Id take Rivers off the couch over him
>>152473697>and I don't even know who they are playing, but they couldn't even beat the titansAre you thinking of another team? Only teams that have lost to the Tits are the Cards and the Browns, they're free eats for every other team in the league.>inb4 my niners inexplicably lose to them tomorrow
You now remember when 49ers had prime Kaepernick and won 0
you now remember that for almost a decade the Patriots had prime Maye, Boutte, and Diggs and netted 0 playoff wins
>>152472636black 'people' are so fucking stupid, stop letting them play the victim it's all they do.
>Packers at Bears next Saturday night is during my company Christmas party
You now remember when Tim Tebow won the Denver Broncos a Super Bowl
>>152473749? Mahomes hasn’t even been on the team for a decade. His first year as a starter was 2018. They won the Super Bowl the next season. The covid era really fucked up everybody’s time and date perception. When old man Brady beat him, that was only (almost) 5 years ago
>>152473819And there it is
>>152473788More like a prime Gore, a prime oline and a prime defense
>>152473770which was my point, the clots would lose to them at this moment (I don't know if they play again this season)toxins are gonna feast in a few weeks
>>152473766won't stop the internet from screaming racism
>>152473834>Mahomes hasn’t even been on the team for a decade.I don't see how that's relevant
You now remember when the Browns had prime Deshone Kizer and Corey Coleman and got 0 playoff wins
>>152473738>inaccurate>can't process>gets hurt every single game yea I wonder why they gave up on him
>>152473827mine was last night, I got drunk and probably embarrassed myself a little at the end but I think overall it was okay
>>152473879If you don't get a call into HR on Monday, it wasn't a real party.
>>152472636I would unironically play Alex Smith before Kaepernick
>>152473677Stafford is given the same grace that Sanders and Megatron are. The Lions are a shit franchise that waste HOF talents, that's their reputation. Stafford's tenure with the Rams only reinforces the allegations. Talking heads thought LA would be cooked after their "all-in" season. But he kept the team in playoff contention every year he was healthy.
Rivers... at age 44 ...coming out of retirement ...and after only one week of practice ...and after not taking a single snap in half a decade ...is going to go out there on Sunday ...against a top 5 defense...lel?
>>152473914plot twist, none of those players were nearly as good as advertisedBarry Sanders looks good on paper, but if you are old enough to watch him play and not just highlights, at least 50% of his runs lost yards. He could hit the home run, but so many 3rd and 2s were lost because he would dance around looking for a hole rather than just plowing into the line like famous RBs such as Emmitt, Fridge, and Campbell.
You now remember bucmeholdme
>>152473944>top 5 defenseI'm about to laugh so hard at you
im actually getting afraid some degenerate gambler is going to kill their significant other this Sunday when Rivers wins
>>152473944And will make the zoomers look like the betas they areDude has probably eaten more bags of dorritos in the last 5 years than the zoomer qbs but he was a better option than the entire NuFL roster of QBsAbsolutely pathetic league these days
>>152473914Explain this
>>152473346was bottlegate the browns or bengals?
im actually getting afraid some degenerate gambler is going to kill their significant other this Sunday when Rivers loses
>The Broncos and Patriots are frauds, they haven't beaten anyone good>They're going to lose right away in the playoffsYou guys do realize this doesn't matter, right? The very vast majority of owl winners since its inception have had SOS below .500. Having a cupcake schedule is unironically a good thing.Since 1965, of the 59 Super Bowl champions, only 13(22%, so about 1 every 5 years) had a SOS over .500. In the last decade, 1 had an SOS over .500(2019 Chiefs). There have been far more cupcake owl winners, like the 2009 Saints(.426 SOS) than there have been brutal schedule owl winners with an SOS over .510.Either the Broncos or Patriots are probably the teams most likely to win it all this year.
>>152473985that was also the browns iirc, against the jags
im actually getting afraid some degenerate gambler is going to kill their significant other this January when Broncos and Pats loses
>>152473444das rite
>>152473984Why is Goff sticking out his cute little tushy?
Is Aaron Donald the greatest 3-Tech to ever play the game? Who else even comes close to him?
>>152473315
You now remember for almost a decade the Chiefs had prime Jovan Belcher kill his significant other because of gambling debts Sunday when Rivers loses
>>152473983
>>152473986she had it coming
EPA is a team stat
>>152468267So what happens if they lose once? Elimated?
>>152473994Lol, lmao. Neither of those shitters sniffing the owl
How in the world is Rivers at age 44 on an NFL after been out of the game for 4 years...
>>152468267>*cough* We get to the Raiders four times right?
>>152474082because anthony richardson is a fucking retard that fractured an orbital bone with an exercise band
>SqueefsHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152474080Trip on, temujin.
The Chiefs haven't been the same since Jackson Mahomes and Britt Reid went to jail. They were the heart and soul of the team
This is my favorite FOX scorebug. Very straight and to the point, small, and tucked to the corner of the screen. Yet another one of many ways in which we had it so good in the 2010s NFL.
So here I amDoin' everything I canHoldin' on to what I amPretendin' I'm a Superman
>>152473984Explain what exactly? Goff is a good guy and a good QB, just wasn't enough to take the Rams over the top. Goff couldn't have come back on the Bucs in 21, and he blew it as the one seed against the Commanders last year.
>>152473984Stats really do lie. I'd much rather have Stafford than Goff, although I think Goff is a franchise QB.
>>152474148That one is bretty gud but my only criticism is the location of it sometimes got in the way. It's why I like the 2018 thin NBC/ESPN cast one where all important info was displayed and never obscured anything. I also liked that they included the team's record next to their logo because I think it's kino to see things like the 9-1 Chiefs vs 9-1 Rams displayed below so it's immediately apparent that it's a big game when you go back to it years later.
>>1524741482010s was the peak of Quarterback play
>>152473984>Stafford's playoff record w/ Rams is 5-2>Goff's playoff record w/ Lions is 2-2
>>152474159>raidurr fan>calling anyone else anything racialTop kek
>>152474100still one of the funniest things to happen this year
>>152474159>that flag>that comment
>>152474174I blame the game plan there more, he blew it for sure throwing 5 picks but they should have been running the ball like crazy not the opposite
>>152474217>>152474229Turd skins plz, fuck the Raiders
>>152474272My guy, I think you need to look down at your hands and come to terms with reality. Also, why the fuck are you posting Trucy's images if you're not Trucy?
>>152474174>>152474200>>152474215Brown hands typed these
>>152473677uncomfortable trvke for lifelong stafford fans of 4 years or something
you now remember the Texans went 12-1 to open the 2012 season and didn't win a playoff game
>>152474324nah I speech to text voiced it retard
>trades Goof for Matthew Stafford>immediately wins Super Bowl >Cooper Kupp has one of the best WR seasons in NFL history>Goof has yet to get back to a Super Bowl despite having one of the best rosters in the NFL for 3 years running
>>152474351But...they did win a playoff game...
>>152474351They beat the Bengals in the playoffs that season dumbass. I remember that game well it was defensive kino
New>>152474462>>152474462>>152474462
>>152470106You're going to look retarded when the Jaguars assblast the Broncos in Denver because the Jaguars have an actual functioning offense
