Salty Edition>Sat 13.12.11.45 Piggy Jump - HS140, Klingenthal (GER)12.00 Biathlon - M 12.5km Pursuit, Hochfilzen (AUT)13.00 Alpine Skiing - M Giant Slalom 2nd Run, Val d'Isere (FRA)13.45 Cross-Country Skiing - W+M Sprint Qualification Free, Davos (SUI)14.15 Biathlon - W 4 x 6km Relay, Hochfilzen (AUT)15.45 Ski Jumping - HS140, Klingenthal (GER)16.15 Cross-Country Skiing - W+M Sprint Final Free, Davos (SUI)Previous thread: >>152459545
>>152469317Speed skating schedule:>Sat 13.12.14.00 W 1000m14.33 M 1000m15.16 W 3000m16.12 M 5000m>Sun 14.12.13.00 W Team Pursuit13.28 M Team Pursuit14.16 W 500m14.44 M 500m15.27 W Mass Start15.48 M Mass Start 16.16 W+M Relay
Watch MEN
2nd for speed skating being a serious sport
JOB
>>152469317KWAB(kek what a boomer)
Let's go GIACOMEL
Here we go!
I need a nice sweep to feel something
This is Simon Eder's 58th race in Hochfilzen
>>152469384>Simon EderI could have sworn he was retired.
WE CAN’T SHOOT
WTF GUYS
Zoomer supremacy
Why can't >we shoot anymore?
>Norwegian shootingWTF
>Zoblel
Germanybros, what are we eating today?
GUD DASS LAVITA GIBT
sjakkalææ going kamikaze again
>>152469405>>152469386
>>152469405Ate a lot of Sauerkraut for lunch today
>>152469391He's taking it super seriously too. It's his mom's 70th birthday today and he won't go because he can catch a cold there lol
thinken of buying a double poling machine
BONSISISTERS WE ARE SO BACK!
>vetlel
>>152469423Is this a fun way of doing cardio?
>Horn the most accurate prone shooter of the leading groupCan't wait to see the standing accuracy chart.
>>152469427Fuck no
>>152469428STOP THE COUNT
>>152469427Double poling on roller skis is, at least.
>>152469427seems more fun than running at least
>German skiing
Zobel-Sisters, what can we do today?
>>152469439Top 40
Did they show Horn's wipeout on German TV? On Yle Johannes and Gaisa just wondered whether he'd wiped out because he was suddenly so far behind.
>>152469410>>152469386is this why Horn is discharging today?
BOTN
>>152469448Yes, wiped out in the usual turn ´
Perrø pas caca today.
CAM ON DOMASCO
>>152469448yes, he crashed where Kink+Sonja crashed yesterday, proceeded to lose 15sec
perro fast
>>152469453>>152469463Cheers, they didn't show it on the international feed that Yle uses.
BERO :DDD
Machinegun coomer
P E R R ØERRØ
giacoomer destroyed botn!
GIACOMEL
High level biathlon
>Jacquelin
A double Francewinslol day incoming.
>celebrating 4th
HORNLIU
New race new disappointments
>>152469486Dale will take him so don't worry about it
>bonsi over 90%hes finally back bros!
>Sebbe>BonsiAlways with the last shooting
>>152469490basedbeing 5th is somehow less humiliating
I hope that curve isn't going to cause a KAOSLOPP during the relay when 20+ people enter it at the same time. At least the big LaVita billboard has been removed.
>Streslow>Zobelix>Sneedmüller>KaiserExecute all of these Fuckers
El Perrot Stretchy
>>152469507Kyyn and Rees save us
>>152469507Send them to the Hochfilzen glue factory
Prediction for Olympia: 2014's relay gold will be the only biathlon medal we'll get
>Uldal DNF
>we aren't going to wait for Simon Kaiser>back to the interview sectioncold but deserved
>24th>28th>32ndAmazing results for the Czech biathloning
>E.AICHER DSQ = LOW POSTRACE SOCIAL MEDIA ENGAGEMENT
>>152469541
After one race without a Norwegian on the podium, we're back to normal. And wtf did Uldal just ragequit?
>>152469410>>152469386imagine if that was a twink's ass...
I'm already drinking
SWEEEEEEEEEEEET CAROLIIIINESt. Moritz boomers might be too fancy but Klingenthal boomers don't disappoint
>>152469557>fak
Where's the Greenland women's relay team?
>>152469602When Ukaleg completes her mitosis
That Dariya chick is mad hot dude
>>152469604jej
>>152469658Was it autism? (yes)
What is Zubcic's relaxation routine after the race?
The battle Nika P and Nozomi continues, Nika wins this round.>>152469709Beer with Tamara.
stina rates her vasaloppet win higher than her olympic medals
>Belgian skiing
>>152469723Massive cope
>>152469723lol come on
THE RUSSIANS ARE BACK
i'm sorry WHO the fuck won women's downhill yesterday and was on the podium again today?do zoomers just suck at every sport compared to the previous generation? handegg also just had a 44 year old quarterback come out of retirement, and i won't be surprised at all if he flexes all over that dumbed down league
>>152469759Yedinaya Rossiya Lebensborn Programme
>>152469737>>152469751she said it herself
>>152469795radioactive copium
>>152469723based retard
>>152469759imagine shooting a load into themmy magazine is already loaded...
Biathlon Women's 4x6km Relay in Hochfilzen startlist: 1 FRA - FRANCE 11 BENES Camille>2 RICHARD Jeanne>3 BRAISAZ-BOUCHET JUSTine>4 JEANMONNOT Loudawg2 ITA - ITALY>1 AUCHENTALLER Hannah>2 PASSLER Rebecca>3 COOMOLA Samuela>4 VITTOZZI Lisa3 CZE - CZECHIA1 JISLOVA Jessica>2 CHARVATOVA Lucie3 VOBORNIKOVA Tereza>4 DAVIDOVA Makulaa4 SWE - SWEDEN 21 HALVARSSON Ella2 MAGNUSSON Anna>3 OEBERG Elvira>4 OEBERG Hanna5 AUT - AUSTRIA>1 GANDLER Anna2> ANDEXER Anna3 JUPPE Anna>4 HAUSER Lt. Lisa6 FIN - FINLAND1 HAMALAINEN Inka>2 LEINAMO Sonja>3 LEHTONEN Venlacat>4 MINKKINEN Suvi7 SUI - SWITZERLAND 3>1 HAECKI-GROSS Lena2 MEIERI Lea>3 GASPARIN Aita>4 BASERGA Amy8 SVK - SLOVAKIA1 KAPUSTOVA Ema>2 BATOVSKA FIALKOVA Paulina3 KUZMINA Anastasiya4 REMENOVA Maria9 BUL - BULGARIA1 DIMITROVA Valentina2 TODOROVA Milena3 ZDRAVKOVA Maria4 HRISTOVA Lora10 POL - POLAND 41 MAKA Anna2 ZUK Kamila3 HOJNISZ-STAREGA Monika4 SIDOROWICZ Natalia1/2
11 GER - GERMANY>1 WEIDEL Anna>2 TANNHEIMER Julia3 HETTICH-WALZ Janina>4 VOIGT Vanessa12 SLO - SLOVENIA>1 REPINC Lena2 KLEMENCIC Polona3 SEVER Ela4 KLEMENCIC Ziva13 NOR - NORWAY 51 JOHANSEN Marthe Krakstad>2 TANDREVOLD Ingrid Landmark>3 KNOTTEN Karoline Offigstad4 KIRKEEIDE Maren14 LAT - LAVITA>1 BENDIKA Baiba2 BULINA Sanita3 SABULE Annija4 BULINA Sandra15 UKR - UKRAINE1 MERKUSHYNA Oleksandra2 DMYTRENKO Khrystyna3 CHALYK Daryna4 MERKUSHYNA Anastasiya16 USA - UNITED STATES 6>1 IRWIN Deedra>2 LEVINS Chloe3 FREED Margie4 REID Joanne Firesteel17 EST - ESTONIA1 KUELM Susan>2 ERMITS Regina>3 TOMINGAS Tuuli4 TALIHAERM Johanna18 BEL - BELGIUM1 LIE Lotte>2 CLOETENS Maya3 BOUVARD Eve4 EMONTS Marisa19 CAN - CANADA 71 ROUSSEAU Shilo2 MOSER Nadia>3 PEIFFER Benita4 PARADIS Pascale20 KAZ - KAZAKHSTAN1 GENEVA Milana2 KLIMINA Darya3 POLTORANINA Olga4 SKRIPKINA Alina2/2
>>152469759Should be all given to the Azov boys as war reparations.
>>152469837>11 GER>13 NORHow come they're starting so far back?
>>152469854They are 11th and 13th in women's relay standings
>>152469854They're numbered in the world cup relay standings order, and GER and NOR are currently 11th and 13th respectively.
>>152469829Each time I watch alpine the french are shit.
>>152469866
>>152469804>>152469805seethe
>>152469877Not sure why I replied to the relay start list lol
>>152469765Modern alpine just sucks. It's an even worse roid roll at this point. They now start with frankenstein knee implants and poles taped to their broken arms juiced with painkillers and shady invative recovery supporting meds who simply don't happen to be the doping list because they get constantly modified to bypass the regulations. Actually it's even worse than roid roll because there you still have to work to move forward while downhill is simply about going fast via gravity and willing to risk your life.
>>152469829no doro?
>>152469866>tfw overhyped meme country
>>152469829damn kuzmina is still alive? i thought she retired like a decade ago
>>152469853just so you know, estonia, we're all anti-glowie here
>>152469774> lebensborn>a litter of mongolian rape babies from 800 years of Turkish Khanate rule
Samba-König too slow.>>152469904Unless it's a big ticket relay, Doro usually gets to skip them if there's an individual race afterwards.
>>152469917>allYou and that one Norwegian maybe lol
>>152469917>you're a glowie if don't make it your whole identity to suck r*ssian cocktake your buzzword back to your containment board, Ronny
>>152469903grim. was it already like that 10-15 years ago when i was really into it or is it a very recent development?
>>152469948pretty sure pol-sven sees it exactly as I do
>>152469917I'm pretty sure most of us support using Russians as live targets
Fast Jonna
i support bringing russia back to skiing
Jonna not sparing fuel in the prelim.
Jonnajonnajonna!
Oderplatt
one minute until >we officially return to fis competitions for the first time in 3 years>skistadis that chick literally named "SkiTown"?
>>152469961pretty sure it's been deveoping gradually so you can't draw a clear line. however, it's been some time since I've been noticing this and the travesty win Lindsy Vonn is just the icing on the cake
Wtf Odi slow
Myhrvold the most anynomyous good skier. Tank gets all the attention
>>152469765>fastestwinslolThe fuck do you even care what age they are? seems like a retarded thing to care about
Myhrvoldbros, is it finally time?
>>152469964especially proud Russian patriots like Garri Kasparov (aka Garik Weinstein) and ((( Denis Kapustin )))
>30thhope she makes it!
>Sperg
oh so that's the level of preparation we're dealing with, coolliterally lost to a chick named kek
Switzerlandsweepslol
S U IWEEP
slope degraded or what?
BREAKING NEWS!!!>BREAKING NEWS!!!WHEN RIBUM AND JOJO BOTH WIN THEY SHOWER TOGETHERBREAKING NEWS!!!>BREAKING NEWS!!!
>>152470060I can confirm
Alice Weidel sexo
eh top 40 in the first ever race back isn't the worst thing in the world i guess, probably still enough to qualify for the olympics since that is based on fis points and not cup points. plus tour de ski is also a part of qualification iirc
>>152469911At least you're not sending Ingrid as the anchor this time, maybe she relax more.
>>152470072THIS IS NO JOKE
France win with how many minutes?
>>152470122proofs
1. France2. Sweden3. Finland
for me, it's Ida (out of all snowbunnies)
1) France2) Sweden3) Italy
>>152470140https://www.svtplay.se/video/eorrbBz/utan-filter-langdlandslaget-mot-os/avsnitt-320 minutes in
>France team is in shambles>FrancewinslolKWAB to all of you
1 france2 sweden3 austria
>>152470157good anti-jinx, friendI also meant 1.France2.Sweden3.Italy
France wins again
1. France2. Germany3. Sweden
Predicting Tandrevold clean standing
Doro doesn't race today because of back pain, apparently, after she felt pain on the last lap yesterday.
>>152470190Bold move
>>152470192lmfaoIsn't this how the whole Doro/Vito crisis started?
ella beast mode
>that hope before Öberg sisters combine 6 misses
Ella attack on the first lap already.>>152470201It was some illness used as an excuse IIRC, might have been a cold. Doro then aced the next race.
>Gernan skiingWhat happened?
>>152470159>its real
MARTHE
>>152470226i told you its breaking news!
>>152470159HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG
Lambitchbros, c'est terminé
>repinc
>>152470219She's austrian
RedBull
Hannah plsAnd thank fuck Inka made it, I was worried with those two misses.
Makule gf status?
Big Beautiful Haecki (although the polish lass is also packing some serious THICC)
>>152470240YOU JUST KNOW(she didn't eat the ice cream)
Annaware's violin playing skills mentioned on Yle
gandler very beatiful
Sweden and Austria pulling away
>>152470268my jimmies are rustled from noticing that Hauser's ruining an perfect all anna squad
GO ELLA GO
Good job Ella
ELLA
ANNA FÜR DEUTSCHLAND
I'll take it. Marthe solid as always, unlike a certain other norgay
>>152470281In alpine, Katharinas; in biathlon, Annas.
Literally over for Italy
Hannah "184bpm" Auchentaller ruining my prediction.
gandler in pain!
>>152470302We have seen worse comebacks, as long as there's no penalty laps it's still doable
>>152470320
just realized that if Weidel would be starting for Austria (she's originally Austrian) instead of Hauser it would be a truly annanastisch team
>>152470325Not with the team they've got
Lets go Hobbitsson!
>>152470328>inspired by true events
>>152470328
the annas were causing some serious traffic on the exchange>Anna Magnusson IN>Anna Weidel OUT>Anna Gandler to>Anna Andexer
>>152470192when you get old your estrogene levels drop. the usual old lady issues
>>152470354>Anna Annadexer
>>152470328at this poiint they're doing this on purpose
Lead increasing!
>>152470370I love the smell of lead in morning
HOBBITSSON
HOBBITSSON!
Hobbitsson really using those stubby legs of hers, gained 5 seconds since the exchange. Meanwhile Sonja looks like she's about to explode.
KRUT
so which hoeberg is gonna bottle this for Sverige?
So tired of seeing Canada, Estonia and USA dominating this sport
Oh Canada
A FUCKING LEAF
>>152470389Both
Scared Hobbit
>>152470396>Canadamore like Can nada
Did Ingrid fall? I felt like she was closer
>>152470414she sharted har pants
Cuteheimer gaining
>>152470425Real mature!
This is now the National Biathlon League (NBL)
Great job Hobbitsson!Which one of the Öberg sisters are gonna fuck it up?
>canadian shooting
noooooo jeanne!
Canada almost with the full gontier
>Scheanne
>Cantnada
OH NON NON NON
Sonja <3
Jeanne Retard
>Canada
>evil shooting>Canadian shootingS O N J A
EESTI
Love Tanne
>carabine riggerCanada almost made a Giga Gontier
Why is Jules not starting?
>>152470471probably because she was terrible her first race this season
>>1524704265kg a week
INGRID INGRID INGRID
>>152470486kino
>>152470466I've been always saying this. The baltics have some underrated cute.
>>152470471Resting before the pursuit after the sprint where she didn't go as well as she used to, I guess. She needs to be sharper.>inb4 "she's going through the team members backpacks"
Who can stop us?
>>152470471>Everyone expect France firstWell done retards
>>152470501Plumpvira
Tandrevold is actually climbingIts almost like her body is with her but her psyche fucks her up at the shooting
>>152470501france
>>152470501The Öbergs
>>152470501INGENTIIIIING~~
>>152470502You're the favorites. Suck my cock you did this the last time too
>France +1,20
Why is Ida Lien-Germananon not racing?
She meddled with other peoples rifles......but she couldn't meddle with her own....
>>152470523This team is in a middle of a mega drama, don't expect them to be full focus on Biathlon.
>>152470527broken back
elvira slow!
>>152470497
>>152470527She has back pains or injuries in her backhttps://www.tv2.no/sport/ida-lien-mister-sesongstarten/18273469/
>>152470540I cannot carry your rifle....but I can carry you!
>>152470545you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
JUSTine doesn't seem to be gaining on E-berg at all, maybe she's playing this cool.
BESTBERG
Nice and steady Elvira
Based Knotten
E-berg put three shots dead centre, but it's the standing that worries me.
>JUST
ITS OVER FOR FROGS
Good old JUStine...
>>152470574i-i-its gonna be fine
JUSTine is done
>>152470567fast shooting gets you nothingt. slow but safe shooting advocate
JUSTine pls
>>152470593t. justine
Ingrid confirmed that she fell. Fucking knew it. The commentators never mentioned anything
>>152470593
Venlakot will exchange on 3rd place. cap this.
Venla has really stepped up her ski game
How do we stop the Swedish menace ?
ELVIRA
*tips hat*
LOVE YOU KARO
Venla has really stepped down her shoot game
>>152470634Mandatory preggo doping for the german and norwegian teams
AFLA
What do you know, E-berg didn't crack. Probably easier with that kind of lead.
Richard interview>I had a thought that disturbed me.The way she says it with a sad smirk was weird.
Slovak podium incoming
>>152470648I report for the Tannheimer doping project
Is Justine even trying?
>>152470654Rigged rifle
>>152470654Did she think about how sabotaging her own team-mates does not work well in a relay?
Surely Hanna can't fuck this up
>>152470654Rare "actual interview quote" post I assume. Michelon grinning in the background
I'm glad our fastest skier and shooter goes last
>IF YOU DON'T OVERTAKE KNOTTEN I WILL CHOP YOUR BABY IN TINY SLICESRoiseland is a good motivator
C'mon Venla, Tereza is smol and you can easily catch her!
>>152470669kek, old habits die hard
>>152470690I take Dahlmeier over Nosenessa desu
>>152470691>DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL
Knotten faster than Elvira? Pas normal?
>>152470658Ill take Kink-Puff double duty
>>152470718Elvira redistributed her skill tree from skiing to shooting
>>152470648I'm working on an long time project and take on Maja Cloetens
Red Minge
>>152470619
Suvi will NEVER EVER get podium;)
Suvi nearly gave me a heart attack with that curve
Italy is close to get lapped kek
God dammit Hanna
HANNA FUCKING SUCKS
Hanna...
Worstberg making it exciting
>swedish knoting
>Lampic out>Slovakia instantly enter the podiumwas she, dare I say it, holding them back the entire time?
I BELIEVE IN BESTBERG
>>152470787anon, I....
>>152470787>Slovakia>SloveniaClassic
>>152470787hans...
I know you can ski faster than this, Maren
S U V I>>152470787>SlovakiaAnon, I...
Remenova will fuck up anyway
>Sad Justine Sad :(
>>152470816we say; Riemen
>>152470816it's called riemen though
suvi almost down
Finns really don't know how to downhill, do they?
>>152470816Rim Men
>>152470816It's a courroie and it doesn't make any sense
>>152470830Especially the women, both biathlon and cross-country.
>>152470829She looked so unstable both times she went through that curve that I don't know wtf is going on. Maybe Sonja's wipeout yesterday made her worry about it.
YES HANNA SHE WAS NOT ABLE TO PISS IT AWAY
gay
Well that was easy
3. Finland4. Germany
>kirk
AFLAFLA
>LT. hauser
Czechoslovakiabros?
>>1524708565th might be possible
>Hauser
COME ON SUVI 4THNESSA IS SLOW GET HER
That's what you get for bringing a Lisa to an Anna party
>>152470866dishwasher Hauser
SKI SOME FACKN SKIS NESSA
>>152470754100 hours in paint
nosenessa no chance
Nessa is gonna get the Ginge!
TOTAL SWEDISH WIN
Big win for big ginge
Germanybros, we are so back!
>wife's boyfriend's junior gift shop assistant Hauser
Afla is a stronger curse than 4thmany
Vanessa too fast for Suvi, but I'm still happy with>Finl4nd
>>152470867frenched
CALL ME 4THNESSA ONE MORE TIME I FUCKING DARE YOU
Happy Ingrid spotted!
>>152470918>3rd but France shot a penalty lapbasically 4th place
>check the ibu sprint results >get depressed again
If I heard correctly, this is Finland's best relay result since 1999. Surprised at the collapses of France and Italy though. Looks like a good sports day for Sweden what with Jonnawinslol still to come.
So which athlete was best overall today?
>Skiing is what I can do best. Why should I be nervous?Emma, I kneel...
ella, anna and roidvira all won their leg of the race
>>152471023Loudog
>>152471023Knotten
>>152471023I would actually say Hobbitsson, only one spare needed and great skiing speed.
Business idea: A relay team consisting of Darcie Morton, Anna Magnusson, Tereze Vobornikova and Jeanne Richard
>>152471132Tolkienesque
>>152471034She doesn't seem to be media trained at all which is nice. She shrugs a lot, groans and say stuff like 'why should I care about Vonn? I have two grandmothers on my own'
>>152471132>t. Gandalf
>>152471132share the load
>>152471132is that little abo even that smol?
no russian made it through the qual btw
>fastest russian by far in the sprint qualifiers a week ago>joins world cup and ends up in 52ndhe's trolling right?
>>152471240he was just on an interview here and he said the track was too short for him, in russia they do minimum 2.5km
>>152471223Yes
Which Swede is going to sabotage Jessie today?
>joy isn't here, maybe we can win>marijke:
This Russian dude seems like nice guy tbhfam
>>152471240>best russians are turks from tatarstan>52nd in EVROPEAN competition/pol/-sven and /pol/-ronny dying to shill tatarstan will never not be funny
>>152469997polehill skitown, yes
>>152471456JoJo?
>>152471456Literally more orange than a fucking orange
>>152471469what?
princess vs tank is on!
>>152471483I was wondering if JoJo maybe participated in that photoshoot because I thought that outfit would look nice on her
>>152471469hello, faceblindanon!
>>152471303all of them
>>152471521nah i havent seen her, its from a tv commercial
>>152471456orange pusy
>>152471555And that’s a good thing
jessie :/
diggins out!
>>152471240bullshit baby coursewe'll know more tomorrow
>ARD, Eurosport 1 and 2 all showing Ski jumping
Laura cheeky
>no dogginsi sleep
>>152471650
>>152471650>>152471694she should be allowed to join the world cup
Stök stök stök
fucking viaplay cutting to commercial .5 seconds before they show who got 2nd place
>>152471650>>152471694Why does she looks so ethnic?Is she dagestani or something?
JASMI
>>152471740Kamchatkan
>>152471297Nice...
COME ON JOJO
COME ON DUBBELDUSCH
>>152471297152cm my ass
Meanwhile in the real and serious sport: nikaprevcwinslol and domenprevswinslol
>>152471759I wonder if you can buy cheap wifes from that peninsula......
Flying norwegian, shoot it down!
dubbelvinstduschextrabros...
I rate Mathilde
nejjj
why is myhrvoldemort so fast...
>>152471831NEEEEEJEXTRA
Ribum said that their celebratory showers last for like half an hour
Who the fuck is George Ersson and what the fuck is that name
driving to sweden rn to punch a lady in the teeth
Has any one of you done anything productive today? I've been wacthing Wintersports for like 7 hours.
lesbian fucking shits lmao
>>152471880got laundry and dishwasher running
>>152471880Ate a kebabplate and been drinking beer while watching wintersports, thst’s being productive to me.KLÄBO ALMOST DOWN
>Klaeaebo
>>152471880Took care of a bunch of firewood for my dad, then was out and about for a bit, just to sit down and watch Jessie go out
>KLÄBO
KLÄBOLOL
>>152471880that IS productive thoughbeit
Wtf Klaebo OUT
He is PISSED
It's Klæbover....
>klæbot
looks like hes leaving the arena straight away
>>152471922I don't disagree, as I mentioned I've done nothing else today
>grate
I'm watching girls floorball. Fight me.
Faceplant!
>>152471990
Norgs mindbroken by the mere presence of Russians
>
>norwegian skiing
based Simon Ammann
Implement that curve in every course, it’s apparently norwegian repellent
>throwing a tantrum when you have won like 60 sprint races in a row
stream pls
Kläbo threw away his poles tore his vest and stormed out>he’s still in lucky loser
neponorthug literally cant ski
>>152472038
>>152472038did he fall again?
>>152471990I'm watching snowboard cross, it's a real olympic winter sport.
>>152471990Gabi was at the initial face-off so its winter sports approved
>>152472067Wiggerboard will never be a sport
>>152472054>>152472065kekaroo
>>152472065
How do you know if something is a real sport?
>klaebowinslolHOWEVER
>>152471880>Laundry done>Fireplace burning>Dinner in the cooking
>>152472075Damn I missed it
>>152472086first thing to look for is if there are judges or not
>>152472067DUDE WEED LMAO
>>152472028but that spirit is why he has won like 60 sprint races in a row to begin with
>>152472095>Dinnerpost scran
>>152472078I agree that memeboards are a retarded concept, BUT, it's a race, a measurable performance, therefore a sport.
*walks manually in you're path*
USA USA USA
almost another victim
O.O.
>>152472164*BANG BANG*CAM ON KAMIL*BANG BANG*JUMP SUM FOCKING SKIS
>male skiing
come on ANGER
Important question for REAL Wintersports-Fans: Do I drink the beer now or do I stay with Glühwein?
>>152472244Save the glögg and go for the beer
>>152472244I like to drink Glühwein all day
Mens sprint suddenly got interesting when you don’t already know the result
>all our guys outFor fuck's sake
COME ON JONNA
Awful turn, tank got this
tank bullying fändrich
Tank doing tank things
Should be dq
>>152471807They are pretty cheap anywhere other than Moscow and St.Petersburg.High maintenance though.
Tank DSQ
>11 SKISTAD Kristine Stavaas (NOR) - ICR 343.9 - Obstruction, 11 SKISTAD Kristine Stavaas (NOR) - ICR 352.2 - Disqualification
>>152472244>a sip of scaulding glögg>a sip of cold beerstart over
>11 SKISTAD Kristine Stavaas (NOR) - ICR 352.2 - DisqualificationTank DESTROYED
Justice is served!
When Jojo does it, it's fine
damn they were fast with that dsq
WHAT THE FUCK
>>152472244Drink beer with me
rigged
fuck this semen slurping sport tbqhwy
>ski jumping 2nd round wrapping up>thread doesn't give a shit>polacks don't even show it on tvp1 anymoredid the sport die while i was away for 3 years?
They're really just making this shit up as they go
not our day norgaysissies
ribum...
Antviolence looks really strong
>>152472454you didnt know? its not a real sport>>152472473kek
MATHILDE
>>152472460>be big dumb orc>push little girls around>gets punishedSeems fair to me
>>152472454Yes
>refski
>be fatassed little swedish cunt>do whatever you wantseems fair to me
>>152472487Maybe, but be consistent
>>152472428I can do that
1 myhrvold2 jonna3 maja
>>152472521Myhrvold is a known choker
>>152472509Yes
>>152472117
>>152472509>>152472403shes never done anything wrong and you cant prove otherwise!
>>152472530>MARDRÖMSEXTRANEIIIIIIIIII
Me and Jessie are going to gang up on Jonna later
>>152472546>place distracting balls of fire for entertainment purposes>blame athlets for colliding
Umm norway are you okey?
Norways getting punished today
its really funny to me that other countries go to aftonbladet and expressen just for the headlines
>>152472546How comes the suits never rip
>>152472583Harrasment and targeted bullying.
>>152472588It's an established /biathlon/ meme.
Norwegian dudes aren't firing on all cylinders today.>>152472588Because they're the best headlines!
>>152472583What if Richard sabotaged their asthma medicine?
>>152472571Wonder what their sweaty clothes smell like, hehe
>>152472588Ridiculous headlines work
>>152472487that situation sounds familiar
is vike the skishooting guy?
>>152472633No, that's Hedegart.
>>152472633no, it's Hedegart
>>152472487Svahn didn't get DQ'ed though?
>>152472651Goblin privilege
L.SVAHN DSQ: FRUMPY FACE
What the actual fuck, only one Norgie in the men's sprint final and that's Vike?
>>152472674I mean how could you be mad at THAT.
why cant men ski?
It will be a frenchie victory for the mens
>>152472699more weight -> bad in sharp turnt. phd in bullshit
>>152472686i would go to war against norgay for her
Gimmler and Myhrvold went shopping during the break.
Jojo cried profusely in the interview and said she might quit skiing if she doesn't get picked for the olympics this time
>>152472738Women...
>>152472674GET OUT OF MY WAY SKINNY BITCHESWIDE LOAD COMING THROUGH
>>152472742Fo reel?
>>152472742It's true what they say. They're gonna bring Dyvik back from retirement for the Olympics.
LETS FUCKING GO JONNALETS FUCKING GO MAJA
>>152472686very easily
Come on PRINCESS
>>152472742Her or Svahn for the last spot and Svahn is more versatile. She's not getting picked
>>152472751https://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/a/d4d28O/johanna-hagstrom-bryter-ihop-jobbigare-an-man-tror
>>152472774Don't mind if I do
Holy shit wtf have myhrvold been eating!?
tite
J O N N AONNA
>>152472790The Norwegian guys' food
>>152472790Tank's mojo.
mathilde:/
>>152472782Svahn is a shitter when it matters nowadays anyway, bring some cute eyecandy instead
I love Jonna so much it's unreal.
fuck off jonnaroided sami golem
FUCK SVAHN
>no kläbo to save the dayAjajajaj
1 chanavat2 pelle3 anger
>USA the most represented in the finalWell well
chance of a lifetime for these shitters
pellewinslol
jonna takes the sprint bib from jojo
>drink czech beer>czech wins>afla???
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Hahahaha>Sweden
lol
>Swedish starting
men cant fucking ski
I miss playing floorball
Old man pelle!
i think ogden fell at the corner
>>152472998>>152473002Classic KAOSLOPP
The return of CHADavat
Holy sovl without Klábo
pelle kwab
ALL SMILES
mens sprint is fun without kläbo
>>152473045Everyone looks so happy
>>152473064>not even a mardrömsfiaskostart
This was the most fun men's freestyle sprint final I remember watching for a long time.
>>152473092Rig random obstacles around the course to randomize the races with more wipeouts
Nobody has better technical delegates than NORWAY!The smartest, the toughest, the BEST in the worldOther countries send their losers, Norway sends WINNERSTREMENDOUS talent! Incredible integrity! Many say the most ethical of all! They all say this!
kläbo retirement and russians back would make langrenn great again
Business idea:Ban swedesJonna permanently in my bed
>>152473064DIREKTKRASCH
New thread:>>152473192>>152473192>>152473192
>>152471880I made lussekatter
>>152472674F-Fine, I forgive you...
>>152470933TikTok has got to be the worst thing to ever happen to society
