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>>152472851
past
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Finlandia
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Finnada
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>>152478832
good thread
fun card tn. looking forward to it while studying 18th/19th century European philosophy bois
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United States of Finland
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kungen av grönt
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>>152478881
Kung Grön
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>>152478868
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SIN CITY. LAS VEGAS. UFC FIGHT NIGHT
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Where are picks????
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If I woke you up and told you that bobby green got heemed again what would you do?
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The Big Show, a reel heemer
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>>152478964
King Green tanked that shit and rolled with the shots
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>>152478988
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everyone that heem picked Oleksiejczuk you realize its his brother right?
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PICKS!!!
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stop talking about bobby the midcard can green you stupid coon lover
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>>152479024
This one is better
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King Green heemed gordon, paddle pimples lost to gordon, Chills
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>>152479011
Wake up man! Bobby got heemed, green heemed!
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>>152479034
>unofficial bootleg picks
Brandon Royval vs. Manel Kape
Giga Chikadze vs. Kevin Vallejos
Cesar Almeida vs. Cezary Oleksiejczuk
Melquizael Costa vs. Morgan Charriere
Kennedy Nzechukwu vs. Marcus Buchecha
King Green vs. Lance Gibson Jr.
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Royval
Vallejos
Almeia
Costa
Kennedy
King Green
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King Green
King Green
King Green
King Green
King Green
King Green
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Sad day. Today is the last ufc event on espn.
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I literally do not care
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Brandon Royval vs. Manel Kape
Giga Chikadze vs. Kevin Vallejos
Cesar Almeida vs. Cezary Oleksiejczuk
Melquizael Costa vs. Morgan Charriere
Kennedy Nzechukwu vs. Marcus Buchecha
King Green vs. Lance Gibson Jr.
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>>152479142
see >>152479063
cheers
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>>152479125
Mad cause no one gave a shit about your slop promotion
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>>152479142
Kape
Vallejos
Almeida
Costa
Nzechukwu
Green
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>>152479063
yjk the nipples are the size of erasers, big titted south americans strike me in my core and I want to conquer them
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>>152479179
train. cruiserweight needs a champion
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Payton Talbott. The new face of MMA
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>>152479142
cinema
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John Cena’s last match is tonight
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>>152479142
Kape
who gives a shit
litterally who
WHO??
don't care
King Green
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>>152479234
Talmbout the fat 40 yo failed miss olympia mf? peach
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>>152479272
Cena would heem gooby
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oh shit i made the wrong pick. cyborg won today, so green will as well. STRIKEFORCE ISNT DEAD YET!
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>>152479289
Based, keep it Green baby
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>>152479272
Cena was always jacked
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>>152479161
This image has been disastrous for crap watchers
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>>152479142
RAW DOG
Vallejos
Oleksiejczuk
Costa
Nzechukwu
KING
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>>152479142
Kape
Kevin
Cezary
Costa
Kennedy
King
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Feel like pure shit just want the strikeforce heavyweight division back
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Even though I’m Indian I’m confident during these times because I’m my practicing boxing skills everyday. Too many people are overconfident in their racism and transgressions against quiet and orderly people who they deem as weak or inferior. I don’t play those games. I swear if any white guy tries some bs with me I will break his jaw with my fists alone. You’ve all been warned.
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>>152479479
>paramount plus HW tournament
>entrance ramp
business saved.
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Threesome with luana santos and nina but i nusted buts taking my pants off so i’m just in the corner trying to get it back up while they look at me dissatisfied
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Keep it Green.
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>>152479509
Whats the ref doin? Rapin him?
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>Youre a slav, I'm a slav
What we thinking real name?
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>>152479524
Worldstar rules bapa
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>>152479539
Rapist you are rapist
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Marloes Coenen, now there was a WMMA fighter
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finland sucks, tom won
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>>152479488
nah b youre wrong. you've been warned
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>>152479555
Can't rape the willing
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Last time I left the house was 2013.
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>>152479142
Royval
Vallejos
Almeida
Charriere
Buchecha
King Green
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>>152479142
Royval
Vallejos
Almeida
Charrière
Kennedy
King Green
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>>152479593
you gotta fix that
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/heem/ meet-up
https://youtu.be/1Gi5KtoWY8U?si=3hRRFin2dtyvNghx
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>>152479593
There's our little MMA analyst. Why don't you come down and tell us how Green beats Gibson?
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>>152479593
Wtf
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>>152479142
bo Nigger
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>>152479142
>>152479601
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leafbros..
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>>152479624
King Green out boxes him then exposes his cardio by masterclass
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>>152479669
baka dana pay ur fighters
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>>152479669
worst part is he did all his crime in CAD
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>>152479669
Made more in drug dealing than in fighting.
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MILF Sanko edition.
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>>152479680
i see it. also gibson hasnt fought in 13 months
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Guys I have a favor to ask. I saw a crazy NSFW webm of Paige van Zant here months ago. She is naked there, Ass and Pussy full on to see. Does anyone have it?

Thanks heem
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>last show of 2025
>last show on ESPN
>hosted at the gaypex
>no gamethread
its really over bros, bkfc won
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Kapes HOOTERS are huge
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you know Rashad Coulter would absolutely kill you if you ever trolled him irl, right?
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>>152479731
Here you go, enjoy
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Somebody post PVZ's butthole
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Gyno from imbalanced hormones from steroids edition.
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HhahahahahahahhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH
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>>152479731
join the line b
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/pvz%20butthole/
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>>152479142
Royval
Vallejos
Oleksiejczuk
Costa
Nzechukwu
Green
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>>152479746
That is not PVZ
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Tony's career was ruined by big pharma. Pre-medicated Tony was on a tear.
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>Half of WMMA fights just got cancelled
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khabib killed his own father to avoid tony this is an undeniable fact
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>>152479785
based
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If you post photos of Kape they might get banned for NSFW
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Someone post pvz's butthole
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Lots of wmma tonight bois
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small cage
one less wmma fight
all finishes tonight
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How it all changed for Giga...Castles made of sand...
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>wmma
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>>152479142
Brandon Royval
Kevin Vallejos
Cezary Oleksiejczuk
Melquizael Costa
Kennedy Nzechukwu
Lance Gibson Jr.
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>>152479769
Work it, twerk it, dance dance, work it, twerk it, dance dance
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>>152479785
Being zooted on a jet must be scary as fuck
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>>152479785
WMMA is based
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Why is everyone picking royval? He crashes in like an idiot and kape is a sniper. He's getting put to sleep unless kape blows his knee out or some shit
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>>152479841
Pls... someone...
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Bleda by TKO. It's a lock sadly
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womens fight coming up. you have 25 minutes to get some normal stuff done
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>>152479857
If you want plants vs zombies porn just look it up yourself
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alright I'm back what have I missed
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SHES ONLY 24 YOU SICK FUCK
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>>152479873
If by normal stuff you mean getting comfy as fuck!
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>>152479883
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You have a whopper in your pocket?
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>>152479873
>>152479883
this is the move. might be time to pick up a 'za
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>>152479889
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How did the Nemkov fight go? Is Francis pissing his trousers?
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someone just posted pvz bamhole in the gamethread
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>>152479918
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SHEEEEEEEEEEM
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SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM STOPPY
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SHEEEM MERCIFUL EARLY STOPPAGEY
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>WMMA
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SHEEEEEEEEEEM BUT NO PVZ BUTTHOLE WEBM
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always bet on the ugliest "girl" fighter. easier money there is.
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Holy cow! What a TKO!
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>>152479142
Manel Kape
Kevin Vallejos
Cesar Almeida
Melquizael Costa
Kennedy Nzechukwu
Bobby Kang Green
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Glass chin, thank God for getting us out of that fight quick.
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First pick heemed. Let's go!
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sanko gives better brain than paige trust me
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hindsight's 20/20 but the 35 year old who's won 5 since the 24 year old's last fight seems like it shouldn't be a +200
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unironically potn
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>>152479961
its not a great anus. battered and bruised, still has one more run in it i reckon.
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>>152479142
Brandon Royval
Kevin Vallejos
Cesar Almeida
Melquizael Costa
Kennedy Nzechukwu
King Green
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>>152479142
KAPE.
Vallejos.
Oleksiejczuk.
Charriere.
Nzechukwu.
Gibson.
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>>152479962
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The apex reminds me of the room where they keep the gimp in pulp fiction
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>>152479962
>Rest of the card is now WMMA-free
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>>152479971
>thank God for getting us out of that fight quick.
its not like it speeds up this god forsaken card
>>152479993
kek
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>>152479993
both are hideous
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GAME THEAD
>>152480001
>>152480001
>>152480001
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I can't stop bruce buffering out my felder it stinks of bisping in here
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>>152479993
Dern has an ugly soul while Virna is pure and good.
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>>152480000
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>>152479873
bacon and spinach wrap and some fruit
also several lines of coke
then we can start the real party later
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>>152479998
monitor on
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>>152480000
lol no
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>>152479998
Can't unsee kek
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>>152479962
They should only let 8/10 compete in WMMA. Their hair must be down, they need to wear makeup and high heels. No exceptions.
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>>152479142
Kape
Vallejos
Almeida
Milky Costa
Buchecha
Junior
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>>152480038
who's the firecracker
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>>152479278
how many times did he knock him out and wake him up there?


looking good for dogs tonight

i got frye and sean sharaf, almeida & royval
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>>152480015
This guy fucks...men.
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>>152480018
oh yeah...fuck. at least it's the brazilian chick
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what the fuck are we watching?
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>>152479142
Royval
Krazy Kev
Polish
Costa
JFK
Big Bob
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What are we thinking of CONNAH getting married to Dee, heem?
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>>152480077
If you ask nicer than maybe I'll answer.
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>>152480077
you getting heemed, b
*heems you*
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>>152480081
we're not thinking about it. this is a /heem/ thread. celeb fanclub threads are on >>>/tv/
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>>152480081
it's a damn shame but I like they did it in some ugandan ministry canman clearly saving some cash on the pig
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> when you spot the BBL on the replicant sent to replace your mother
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>>152480050
is that poo
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>>152480114
when does he do that I need to watch/listen because I'm a scientist and need proof not for masturbation or anything petty like that
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>>152480114
bj penn's 007 gimmick is fucking over with me brother!
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>>152480127
kish shit herself fighting felice herrig in 2017..

a fan tried to buy her soiled shorts for $15k...
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>>152480184
He lost to Tony by not fighting him.
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>>152480204
did you win the auction?
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>>152480207
cope
>>152480238
true seethe & cope
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>>152479902
I still think Cruz is an absolute genius for this.
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>>152480207
legit never seen a more obvious duck in my life, khabib's fat kvass filled ass was shitting himself over having to face tony
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"uuuh I tinky no fite tony ok? dis good? ok kill fazza covid blanket"
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i expected better from brunson's son
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guru bros
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>>152480652
nvm he is live
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>wmma
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>>152480652
try /box/ or r/mmapoliticsandculture
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im a card placement autist and magny vs amosov's placement is causing me to shake in rage
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>>152480960
think of it being two cards. his name draws past/casuals to the prelims, to promote some of the other fights
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bro jiggled his tiddies.
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>>152481215
this is what i do, still hurts that it isnt even the featured prelim
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>>152481625
KEK as i type this they made it the feature prelim, i am no longer mad, i made this happen
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>>152481674
they lurk lmao
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WHERE NEIL MAGNEY
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>>152481730
he is main event mr. park
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>>152481730
of the prelims. he is next! :)
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>>152479142
Royval
Vallejos
Almeida
Costa
Niggawoo
Green
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>>152481215
yeah but ufc dont realise casuals will refuse to watch prelims purely because their prelims. some of my casual friends dont even know prelims are a thing, they just ask "whens whatshisface fighting" and i say "the main card starts at 3am... so he's probably on at 6"
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The real mogging is knowing how to fight

https://x.com/HydrogenDaily/status/1999988800353685656
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turning my monitor off for the next 6 weeks
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my monitor screen is matte so it doesn't really have a reflection when it's off
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>I'm gonna take your diapers alive
What did he mean by this?
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any alive diapers here?
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congrats to manel kape, you've just earned yourself a title shot after taira, pantoja, and gooch
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>grows a boob
>suddenly has ko power
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more like manel brap
hehe stinky loser
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i think van heems kape
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alive diaper bros ....
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based Kape
based Vallejos
based Melqui
based fat volume punching HW who likes shaking his titties on camera and telling people to believe in themselves

I give this card a well-deserved 6.55/10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8BcWq57eqM

WE'RE IN HERE
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kape is never getting a titleshot, he isn't reliable. royval failed the script
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kek kape legit sonned van
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Chills.
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Where are the picks I think I got them right except for the nchekwu fight
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>Chikadze
Flushed
>Dolidze
Flushed
>Kutateladze
Flushed
>Merab
Flushed
>Topuria
Ran not to get flushed

Georgia had worse downfall than fighting fags this year
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kape got handled by mokaev though
his grappling is poo tier
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Vociferous post
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>>152485570
The first 3 were always bums but Merab just got beat by the better man, he's still a great fighter
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I won the picks, herb dean is a fraud
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>>152485573
Nah, he injured his foot in that fight. Thoughbeit it was dogshit and uneventful. I don' think they give Mokaev all those brutal warnings for grabbing Kape's shorts off multiple times, now days.
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The Paramount Plus era is upon us
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>>152485587
he got tapped out by guchi
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NOOOOO NOT TRANNYS JERKING OFF STOOOP haha AUGH
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>>152485578
They're not bums at all. Show some respect
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please don't post Kape cum compilations in the thread
thanks
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>>152485597
good
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See you at the top
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kape off cycle or completely off of it maybe that's why kape doesn't fight as often
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I won 90 bucks on asplund tonight congratulate me
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>>152485625
grats anon
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>>152485587
Lol did you watch the card, buchecha got nut shot and eye poked, guys grabbing the fence and nothing lol
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>>152485631
thanks b
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Kape's gonna pop
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>>152485649
like a nutshot
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>>152485662
Giga Chikadze everyone
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manels a pretty funny cunt
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>>152485662
Georgia absolutely fucking FLUSHED LMAOOOOO

We should take more land from these cucks, they can't fight
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was the draw justified or was that some bullshit? Didn't catch that fight
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>>152485691
yeah black guy won but he eyepoked in the second round and lost a point so it was a drawl
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guru is fat and anti-semitic
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>>152485696
damn would've gotten picks right again if not for that
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Tits and Craters!
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>>152485674
you've lost a lot of aura against ukraine and due to the setbacks in syria, venezuela and africa
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>>152485691
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KOTN 1
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>van's best win just got heemed in 2 seconds
Paper champ
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>>152485705
Still gonna end up taking about quarter of Ukraine's land at the very least when it's all is said and done
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>>152485724
you should ally with us instead of china
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>>152481078
Fucking chills, vociferous from the rapist
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>>152485733
based and bjpilled
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>>152485722
>>152485704
I like the fact that we KNOW he's absolutely on roids. It's good because you know Dana has already received his positive test results, so he essentially has blackmail to make sure Kape stays active and puts on good fights. So if he ever gets the title, he will stay active or else he will get popped and stripped.
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>>152485724
Doubt.
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>>152485705
/heem/ is /NAFO/
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>>152485722
Early?
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>>152485724
true, and you did it against the combined intel of the West and Ukraine being given billions and billions in aid (especially weaponry and defense)
plus you figured out the drone warfare element and have been able to work around the loss of tanks and other heavy artillery
your war has been very valuable intel for all world leaders
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>>152485732
Seems like things are going in that direction desu
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>>152485743
it might look like it, but assume dean isn't there, then its direct shots to the jaw with punches/elbows
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>>152481078
Hate to say it but Goob's right. He is mogging here.
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ok now that the dust's settled, what did they mean by having cena tap instead of sleep?
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>>152485747
kek
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>>152485757
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>>152485771
park your car in the garage
close the garage door
sit in your car
start your car
take a nap
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we dont follow them here
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fleury vs buday. im so ready
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How do you rate today's event out of 10?

I'm giving it a generous 6/10 including prelims
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google just making shit up lol
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>>152485800
6.55. 5, 6 good fights ain't bad
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>>152485800
I don't rate fights
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>>152485758
True
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>>152485800
same, 6/10
a nice warm bowl of creamy apex slop to end the year
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so what was that weird shit royval did near the octagon wall?
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>>152485800
5/10. Shit.
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>>152485826
ur mom lol
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>>152485826
He was making sure that he got the right place to get knocked out at
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>>152485802
man i love AI
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>>152485800
7 some pretty kino heems
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fight fairy has that "smells bad" aura
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>>152485842
strickland is pretty based desu
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>>152485811
big dan wouldve let it go
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>>152485850
virgin detected
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>>152485881
why do you all keep posting this random 5/10
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>>152485889
she smells bad
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Fuck this zesty ass roid buck.
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>>152485802
The good ending
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>>152485899
ooo000ooo look at those juicy tits
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>>152485899
he's gonna ko van... isn't he lads?
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>>152485899
this lil black boi got choked out and embarrassed by horiguchi
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>>152485907
Wide muai thai stance vs tight crisp boxer he will get knocked the fuck out in the 2nd round
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It's funny, Pantoja getting injured opened up the flyweight division now. There's tons of fighta they can make.
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>>152485899
Why does his retarded face annoy me so much
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>>152485948
That's why Merab losing is great for BW too. Chimaev moving up to LHW is good as well, yet you have retarded redditors bitching and crying about "le nobody wants to defend le belt anymore"
Fuck title defences, Merab deserves his downfall for clearing that division and refusing to move up. Nobody should be defending their belt more than 3 times and that's a stretch, especially if they are rematches
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>>152485899
>im gonna take your diapers alive joshua
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omg wrestling
omg joo jit soos
omg
omg
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>>152485899
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>>152478876
missed the card was playin poker with the lads. are you studying for a class or just to know
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>>152485826
wiped he feet on the patch of water cause he was slipping
kape did the same a few seconds prior
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Gonna sit out here till Garry beats Islam
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my aspinall stinks this morning
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>>152485662
still can't believe i fell for the giga meme
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>gonna get me belt back
>SOON
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>>152485802
alternate timeline got patched thru to the main. same thing happened with merab.
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>volk
i miss him bros
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>>152486050
>5 o’clock shadow chest
Volk has a full chest of hair but he shaves it? Why would any man do that?
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>>152486070
common in the rugby community because it reduces the change of carpet burn during a particularly vigorous """tackle"""
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Just had wild sex how was the heems lads
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>>152486086
no one asked m8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMZF4ohbsnI
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good card
ufc need to fire bisping
loose skin man is going to be a star
anti-faggot kapechads vindicated
ufc outdid glory and pfl
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>>152485907
taira or pantoja is winning the belt before he gets his titleshot, the UFC won't rely on him.
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>>152486103
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Itso Babulaidze
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we are aspinall
we carry the flame
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AHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T FUCKING SEEEE
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based heem
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>ITS ALMOST UP!
>They linked up!
>The BOYS are BACK!
>WE are so BACK!
>TOM AND TOMMY PODCAST
SOON (2pm ET)
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what a shit card to end on.
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we are dana white
we carry the cream
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>>152486197
I got some cream right here for you, pal.
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Anyone have the eyepoke webm?
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>>152486173
Lol. How are you typing then?
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Who was that retard doubting King Green?
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>>152486093
ts aint tuff vro
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>>152486218
I'm still here
>>152486222
just a meme bro
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this is the devil's world /heem/

what do i do?
i can feel the devil around me, tempting me, taunting me, i can see him everywhere in the world and in my life

what do i do with this feeling?
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>>152486185
Scared manc FREAKS
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>>152486202
I'm dreaming of a White christmas
with every creampie I hold (ooh)
may your days be merry and bright
and may all your christmases be White
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>>152486185
Do you think ol' John Fury guilt trips Tom into hanging out with his son Tommy? Maybe for all the training he and Tyson gave him in his early years, now he has to hang out with Tyson to make up for it? Now that Tomala's YT has blown up from sissy clitty pitty?
What other reason could there be for these two retards to hang out?
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>>152486086
Volk hasn't played Rugby in years. And besides, don't you wear those little dainty collared shirts anyway? What are you getting at?
>>
alive straight sport (mma)
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>>152486242
I'm more leaning to andymanap guilt tripping tommy into hanging out with his son tom? Maybe for all the hgh john and tyson hustled him in his the early years, now he has to hang out with honeybadger to make up for it
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>>152486264
we are all saying ts lowkenuinely (lowkey + genuinely)
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Finland is a nonce.
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>>152486300
Well a Brit should obviously feel some sort of brotherhood with any sort of nonce I'd imagine
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Finnish Dreams
>>
Ufc had $1.41b in total revenue in 2024
How did they bag 1.1b a year for the US broadcasting rights alone?
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British Nightmares
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>>152486321
He's here he's here!
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>Trump irl piggy posting
>shavkat blk boy posting
>now Kape irl dirty diaper posting

Make it fucking stop
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>>152486321
>>
Finnish Lucid Dreaming
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British Sleep Paralysis
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>>152486342
this what Kape is finna do to Van
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Kape showed levels to his game. With herb setting the point deduction president earlier in the night, kape fearlessly entered the octagon and left as the victor
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>>152486227
You stop smoking meth
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Max Holloway's CTE voice is kinda cute
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>>152486505
Leave this place
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Australia bros..
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>be Australian
>get shot
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Gooby was nervous/scared of khabib
Just saw in the 229 presser
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>no more poofc until the end of january
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>>152486368
nice inspektion brazza, mind if i take look?
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>>152486784
I bet Islam was all like

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful boy
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful boy

Before you go to sleep
Say a little prayer
Every day in every way
It's getting better and better

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful boy
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful boy

Out on the ocean sailing away
I can hardly wait to see you come of age
But I guess we'll both just have to be patient
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sweden is a genious and I'm sick of pretending otherwise
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>https://www.youtube.com/live/LbkZ6XmMERg
fairy putting on a brave mask for the fans
aspinall should take note methinks
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fairy been looking for freedom
she been looking so long
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12 minutes in and fairy is yet to talk about combat sports, her bitch mommy is a narcissist who made her into a tough woman we have gleaned thoughever
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the chama bowl breaks up convo at minute 15 and then we're back to talmbout fairy's mother
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minute 18 and we begin discussing the ufc, fairy is mostly silently reading comments and not chirping much
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minute twenty and we are talmbout fairy's siblings after the opening heem
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fairy is accidentally stoned for the stream hopefully it won't cloud her otherwise astute mma analysis
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bappa shut the heck up
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fine then suit yourself b
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This could be you, /heem/
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>>152487117
I just need to gain 280lbs and then lose it while training.
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>>152487142
>I just need to gain 280lbs
he didn't weigh 780lbs
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>>152486342
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>>152486694
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It's a girllll :D oh my godda ٩(^◡^)۶ confetti throw

Men aren't supposed to do these kinds of this. What a fucking faggot. He should've been shooting his gun in the woods while his wife and the girls were doing that ceremony. Me and Jiri are no longer friends. I feel stupid and betrayed, I actually thought he was one of the last real men alive, like myself
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>>152487156
woah how long did you workshop that one
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You think I watched that video? NO.

I don't know how you guys did
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>jiri having a daughter
And here I thought he was natty smdh
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>>152487183
I'm glad he has a daughter. You can't have a son that way. Would be all wrong.

Samurai? ppfft
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>>152487180
you'll have to narrow it down t
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>>152487175
2 minutes and 3 seconds
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>>152487183
paternity test required
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diaperbros...first dricus and now van
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>>152487193
>>152487173
Why do you keep doing this to me?
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reminder that you are poor and i am your superior
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>>152487208
embarrassing
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>>152487230
6 weeks of wasted space
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>>152487230
You better dust your footprints off the carpet down there before the owners come back home. Remember to pick the post up off the floor and put it in the side, they don't like it left there
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>I ran 2 km at a pace of 4 minutes 56 seconds.
Yeah, I could run all of you to death
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You guys are boring. I'm going down to Kensington
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>>152487282
what is that the local gay hookup spot? save me a space
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>>152487221
?
>>
heem.com is temporarily closed
come back at a later time
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This general used to be a great place just eight years ago, but something changed and the atmosphere deteriorated with fag shit. Coincidentally, that was around the same time I started seeing an influx of Nordic and Canadian flags
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>>152487333
"fag shit" - Jon Jones
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>>152487333
shut up southerner
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I don't give a fuck about Neil Magny, Manel Kape or any number of those fat blobs or bjj frauds. This sport sucks ass
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>>152487230
i guarantee this dude has like 3 friends over max
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U2 are definitely gay
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Homosexuality is a sin
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You definitely have sexual identity issues
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Fag boys
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Fuck Luke Rockhold
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Who would've won?
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>>152486694
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>>152487480
>knucked by mike perry
>heemed by toilet till
despite being this flushed there is absolutely zero chance of colby beating him
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>>152487522
oh ye of little faith
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WE DO NOT FOLLOW THEM
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>no heems for 6 fuarking straight weeks
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>>152487786
Good, fuck the jufc
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>>152487518
Canor at 37 looks worse than 48 year old Cener, one can only imagine what another 3 years of coke and arse rapes will do to him
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>>152487786
Thank god!
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>>152487786
there's rizin one and knuck
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keep an eye out for a kid named vallejos
he's gonna be a real problem for the paramount era
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>>152487786
>>152487845
Don't forget PooFL Africa
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>>152487885
I think I will
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>>152487845
I'll watch ONE but i will NOT watch rizin after Tim elliot exposed them
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Nemkov vs Ngannou. For all the marbles! Chills.
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ONE produced the riddler and he fraudchecked bum nigger, i'm forced to respect them
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>>152487786
guru said he is going to play roblox on twitch during the break
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>>152487903
Kai already got heemed by Milkersnel Kape and Gucci in RIZIN, its not like he was an unstoppable beast there either
Gucci raped that brazza, Manel just heemed and Jiri won the belt, Asakek is the odd one out, RIZIN chads do well poofc unlike Smellators
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>>152487929
wgaf
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>>152487937
Wgaf = ur opinion ?
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>>152487934
Horiguchi started in the UFC, cazzie.
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>>152487988
this is not a therapy session
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>>152487991
17 fights in RIZIN, 8 fights in his first UFC run, shut up dumbass nigger, he is RIZIN guy.
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>>152488030
volk should be cooking with action bronson
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don't want to pay 6e delivery but I'm too lazy to go to the store
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King Green won huh, haderz in shambles
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Lidl bit ganna take your diapers alive
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Just checked the news. Australia has some serious heemers.
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>>152488114
Y'all Must've Forgot
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>>152488227
wow what a convenient false flag
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>>152488261
Keep it Green, baby.
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>>152488282
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>>152488277
You can accuse everything of being rigged, from mass shootings to professional mma fights. Really, simple explanation is that people are just assholes in the case of the former or they’re just bums in the case of the latter.
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>>152488341
>yes goy the simple explanation is to ignore observable evidence and believe instead in abstract generalizations
don't ever reply to me again you donkey
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>>152488396
I’ll heem you in a fight and in a debate.
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>>152488341
9/11 was 100% an israeli inside job to pump mass surveillance with the patriot act and the las vegas shooting was a CIA glowie op to prop up gun control BUT don't let that distract from the fact thet King Green is coming for that belt baby.
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>>152488413
debate my balls across your forehead
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Bobby Green presents: I'm a dog nigga

I'm a dog nigga
Yeah I'm a dog nigga
You a bitch quitter
A huge bitch quitter
22x
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>ONLY DA JOOS LET THINGS HAPPEN!!!

Its a mystery how you're a lonely middle aged tub of lard whose profession is to dirty talk blacks and other teenage boys on 4chan 18 hours a day
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hello heem friends! I barely remember the fights last night
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Some brazza heemed some jews? Why would you even need to stage a false flag of this brazzas already heem jews all the time
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look at it strawman in pain as it tries to strike albeit in a weak and flimsy manner
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>>152488462
not enough vis an vis how often they get set on IC1s however the helwani method is to outsource heeming to radical groups like heemas
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>>152488463
this sounds like my fighting style but im not jewish, just a can
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Yarodaddy coming for that belt
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>>152488485
I thought you only called brazzas daddies b you just lusting after any white fyder now?
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>>152488484
you must master the philly shell and forward marching teep young grasshopper only then will you decision to the death
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Respectfully, let's keep thread discussion pertaining to MMA

Yeah I'm a dog nigga
And you a bitch quitter
I got that dog nigga
And you a bitch ass quitter
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>>152488503
what the hell
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>>152488518
Yeah you a bitch quitter
But I'm a dog nigga
Yeah I'm a dog nigga
>>
>>152488503
Sweden actually said this to Tomala irl (he cried)
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shadap ya lil fewluvating i'll kom til allstars and clatter and dog walk you around the cage bap bap bap
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jab

sleep

uppercuh

backhan

rowl
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I will remember you
Will you remember me?
Don′t let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories
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i wholeheartedly believe that Schaub skadooshing Cro cop had a huge part in why Joe is so shit nowadays.
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>>152488527
yeah a dog nigga
yeah yeah dog nigga
westside dog nigga
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>>152488600
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>>152488616
Why didn't he throw his Giga kick™ here?
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Hate how normalnigroids are now underrating Gooby just because hes le hecking evil
he would absolutely demolish apturo with fucking ease in his proime anyone who cant accept this is just a hader
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I will not follow them.
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my kotipizza makwan is a good dude
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The espn era is over. What are your thoughts?
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theres empty beer cans all over my desk im living a TUF lifestyle
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>>152488741
my fist and your chin
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>>152488763
Two hits. Me hitting you, and you hitting the ground.
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I will never reconcile my hatred for them.
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>>152488741
I buy ESPN plus only watch UFC now I buy paramount and watch UFC but also maybe movie and tv show and don't have to buy or stream ppvs
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>>152488785
they have taken enough, they will never get a penny from me
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>>152488815
they took your mental health kwab
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GODtyr Yan vs Poomar, who wins? Our goat isnt getting splittied again is he?
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Punished Bo heems RDR stiff.
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>>152488826
Bodied that freak oh!
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>>152488815
buy paramount plus for 12.99 is very worth it especially to get the ppvs included, way better than switching between choppy streams that get taken down
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I just read that Germany stopped a terror plot to attack one of their Christmas events, at what point do you realize these desert folks arent peace loving at all and send them packing?
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>>152488741
:/
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>>152488865
fuck all that
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NAH FUCK THAT! BRENDAN SCHAUB YOU TAKIN EVERYTHING I WORK FOR MOTHERFUCKER
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Stupid wonk nose paki killed jews in Australia
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me shekels explode! AAAAAGH
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>>152488953
may they tear each other to pieces
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Jewish
Jewis
Lewis
Louis
Jouis
Jouish
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>>152487310
Asking me stuff I've thoroughly gone through already
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>>152487306
Kys
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>>152488782
I just woke up what the hell happened
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>>152488706
Who cares? Both those faggots suck
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>>152488869
wow how is it possible that these things are happening in ZOG countries about the same time people are sick of the helwanis
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We won in Australia.
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>>152489026
well if it doesn't bear repeating
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>>152489076
You have a SOU (Somalidaddy occupied ‘ussy) I’m afraid
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>>152489090
like pretty much all your achievements it is a staged false flag and you're the patsies
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>yea we watch Luke Thomas, got a problem with that?
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talbott got a new, in my opinion bad, tattoo
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Clozapig, oh clozapig

Won't you please stop munching on your dead mommy's minge?
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>>152489107
All according to plan.

The new Somalidaddy shipment of Mogadishu milkies will be landing in your mother’s maggot minge shortly.
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>>152489120
the two on the right have only just cut their umbilical cord
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>>152489145
>staind
jesus...
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>>152489152
The two on the right have only just finished cumming and shitting inside you dead mommy
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>>152489181
>Staind
Just like the carpet where your dead mom was found ..
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are aussie helwanis getting blasted by pakidaddy the new 9/11? will you erect a statue of a big black cock in your coral reefs
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*clap clap*
DEAD MOM!
*clap clap*
DEAD MOM!
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>>152489145
i dont get it
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>>152489145
Zesty
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>>152489197
Factual post sadly.
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>>152489206
Ariel helwanis uncle weighs in
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>>152489236
Nothing sad about it, Clozzy loves to eat daddy dookie cumloads out of his dead disgusting mommy's minge!
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Wir sind Karl Kirche
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No one does that to Brandon royval, he beat tiara and moreno

Also mokaev might be better than the entire UFC flyweight roster
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>>152489290
oh look at that I was right again as usual
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>>152486227
>First Strikeforce card under Zuffa
>Diaz's 10th straight win after his loss to Noons
>Goes on to face BJ Penn at UFC 137
Nick Diaz only fought five times after this. (Penn, Condit, GSP, Silva, Lawler) going 1-3-1
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>>152489290
Ariel WhO-woni?
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>>152489273
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>>152489145
so artistic! cool stuff paeton!
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>>152489303
Your mother’s maggot minge is being raped into oblivion.

We done left that shi dripping with Djibouti dingleberries!
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>>152488101
If you pick it up yourself it won't be infused with socks sweat and have invisible poo hand prints on it.
When will people get this?
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>>152489098
But it's right there you Donkey, just read it (if you want to)
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i tink u buh buh buh have to ask buh buh dana buh buh
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out here in the fields
i fuck fight and steal



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