>>152481346You're claiming that Allar has 0 talent whatsoever, which is incredibly fucking stupid. He has some talent, enough talent in fact to be taken at some point day 3 in the NFL draft. If he was as shitty as you claim, he wouldn't have been a starter for 3 years at Penn State and wouldn't have had NFL teams looking at him going into this season. Please think with your brain instead of your emotions for once.
Say my name
>>152481457Phillip Rivers
HEY WHATS UP GUYS IT'S ME BAKER MAYFIELD. I WAS JUST ON MY WAY HERE TO SAY WHAT'S UP AND DO SOME KIND OF ETHNIC DANCE IN MY JIMMY JAMS AND GOT LIKE 50 FUCKING PASSES TIPPED ON MY WAY HERE. AREN'T I SO COOL, EDGY, AND REBELLIOUS? ALSO MY ARMS ARE REALLY SHORT IF YOU ACTUALLY LOOK INTO IT(BARELY PAST MY WAIST) AND MAYBE THAT COMBINED WITH MY LITTLE PERSON STATUS AND SHITTY THROWING MOTION IS THE REASON WHY MY BALLS GET CARRESSED EVERY TIME I SEND IT LOL.PEOPLE HERE SEEM TO STILL INSIST THAT I'M GOOD EVEN THOUGH I'VE LOST JUST ABOUT EVERY IMPORTANT GAME OF MY LIFE OTHER THAN THAT TIME THAT BIG BEN FUCKED HIMSELF UP THE ASS AND GAVE ME LIKE 30 POINTS AND EVEN THEN HE ALMOST CAME BACK LMAO.ANYWAYS FUCK (You) HERE'S ANOTHER TIPPED PASS. LATER.
>>152481479
>>152481457dad gum
I will watch nfl this week because Philip Patrick Edward Rivers Junior is playing
my joshie :)
>>152481342this the zesty buck who threw that pick to end the game last week?
>>152481530>against the Seahawks defenseI'll give him credit if he's even slightly better than trash
Drew Allar should be drafted just off looks alone. Seriously sexy and likely girthy penis. The bussy is also pristine from what I've heard from other like minded individuals in the kingdom
>>152481540You'll have to be more specific.
>>152481534why did he do it?
>>152481552>The bussy is also pristine from what I've heard from other like minded individuals in the kingdomJames Franklin told you this?
>chicano boogeyman went from a white fanbase with a black qb to a white fanbase with a white a10 qb
>>152481571he had to get it on
>>152481552John Elway isn't running an NFL team anymore otherwise he'd be drafting Allar based on this reasoning.
why are they flexing the ravens to primetime?
>mfw FaZe Vitaly grand finals
>>152481584huh?
>>152481615every team is required to play one game in primetime as a humiliation ritual
>>152481615Because Lamar Jackson is a future HoFer
>>152481479The most retarded thing about this is if Hurts just went down they would have had a 1st down
>>152481629it's chikaner being autistic
Posted this at the end of the last thread>>152479257Rams fan, what do you have to trade for Burrow? Two late round firsts? Would you throw in Jared Verse and Byron Young? We don’t need Puka Nacua, we have enough WR talent plus we would be lacking a qb to throw to them plus we couldn’t afford all of them. You don’t have a qb like Jared Goff to trade and we would need a qb. You have nothing worth trading
>>152481615Could still make the playoffs because their division is shit.>>152481642Plz no Titans
>>152481676this all in your mind again?
Would be funny if the 49ers lost 4 superbowls they went to in a row.
>>152481676>denvershould be a mexican libtard.
>>152481676Denver is literally 56% white and has more Mexicans than KC and has apartment complexes taken over by Venezuelan gangs
>>152481690It would be funnier if they didn't go to another super bowl ever again
>>152481690I've had enough of the 49ers jobbing, thanks. Of the 7 current playoff teams, the funnest to watch for me would be the Rams or Packers in the owl. The rest of the NFC teams either seem boring or like they'll predictably lose.
why did the dream die chiefs-sisters
>>152481690No
>>152481757Kangz'll sneak in with Nine and win everything.
>xe's seething about the queefs unprompted again, mom
What did he mean by this?
>>152481799meatloaf clears caviar so easily though
>Jags/Jets>Skins/GiantsBrutal 1:00 slate for me
>>152481799da fuqq idk nigga
>>152481799what he sayin is that them damn bugaboo """fans""" that think they on the hitch got it on fake lock and they think they eatin top shelf red velvet when its really crab cake gumbo special
>>152481437Poo Allah is talentless. He went 19-33 (57.6%) against Florida International and 16-29 (55.2%) against Villanova. He shit the bed against two mid-majors in his senior year. He has a lumbering, shot-put release which is fixable, his mental processing is not. He regularly shit the bed under the smallest bit of pressure. I'm sorry armchair scout, but he isn't saving your team. He couldn't save Penn State surrounded by NFL talent.
>>152481830kek
>>152481742>has apartment complexes taken over by Venezuelan gangsuh the democrat politicians debunked that even though it was all over cable news because they are the good guys!
Fuck Pedo State, Pitt owns ya
>Tom Brady congraduating John Cena
>>152481682Division is so shit the Bengals still have a chance to win it, they have the easiest schedule. If they beat the Ravens they should win out. Steelers and Ravens have harder schedules but play each other. If the Ravens win that and the Steelers probably beat the Browns, and both teams lose their other games, the Bengals would win the division on conference record tiebreaker with an 8-9 record
>>152481837I have a date next weekend but I'm wondering if I should cancel it. All of my dates these days go horribly with the woman looking at me weird and trying to leave early. What's worse is that some of them get mad when I don't want to pay for their food or if I follow them into the parking lot. I'm destined to be lonely forever.
>>152481683>>152481691>>152481742You’re replying to chikaner
>>152481830Crab cake gumbo is expensive AF outside of Baltimore
dafuk is a chikaner I’m a super 2010 winter games oldfag
Guys wrestling is on
Guys this bussy is on
Do not reply to chikaner. He wants (You)s
>>152481799ummm kyle hamilton sisters...?
He’s not really coming back tommorow, is he?
>>152482060He's starting
Reminder that the guy who made luce also made diaper fetish porn and vibrator pens marketed towards little girls
>>152482060He is, it's not a dream
>>152481799Sounds like he's blaming the players and by extension Eric DeCosta rather than the coaches. I agree to an extent when it comes to the D line and O line. I think the whole operation is a mess
>>152482060He's gonna die on the field.
>>152482060I will do it by your ear.
>>152482060I think he's going to be better than people expect but it's gonna be like 80% handing off the ball.
>>152482076It was obvious since the second I saw it.
>>152482004So freaking true. Everyone who hates the Broncos and Bo Nix is basically admitting they're brown/mixed race
Broncos are frauds
Guys, John Cenas last match is on
>>152482192Damn I don't really care
>>152482004Meanwhile the Midwest has 8 NFL teams
>>152482235Do not reply to chikaner
>>152482114This. He can still throw the ball deep though (going off his practice video). I have a feeling the Colts will win tomorrow… and they will make the playoffs
the Rams should go all in to trade up to get Mendoza.
>>152482283Rams are getting Burrow
>>152482283The Rams should move back to St. Louis so they actually have a fan base
>ramspacos want a white qbhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanqueamiento
>>152481970see >>152482004
>>152482299That won't make sense St. Louis doesn't even have rams
>>152482353>team of baja californiakek
>>152482297Ironically it'd take less to move up to get Mendoza than it would to trade for Burrow
>>152482283all sharps love sorsby, dozer is bait
>>152482384lol
>>152482060Memes never die
>>152482384CATCH THE BALL FAT
>>152481457Filipe Rios
>>152482294NFC has no contender, the top 3 NFCN and top 3 NFCW teams plus Philly are all within 1-2 games of each other. A lot of them play each other too. The Rams, Seahawks, Packers, and Niners each have a nearly 100% change of making the playoffs,,,,,, but any one of them could also miss the playoffs depending on how their next 4 games play out
>>152482384he doesn't want his kids playing in an urban jungle
>>152482443the rams can slip from 1 to 6 with a single loss
Why is this season so weak in comparison to others? The top teams of each of the last five seasons would dominate this league.
>>152482506everyone is hurt or sucks
>>152482506the rammies would BTFO most of them
Gayleb <3
>>152482497Not only that, if they lose their next two games they might not even make the playoffs. The #1 seed in the NFC has 4 games remaining but has to win the next 2 or risk missing the playoffs. That’s fucked up
>>152482552except the rams are going 8-0 from here on out
Didn't they lose to Bryce Dung?
>>152482060He is. And I'm hoping Seattle's defense doesn't hurt him too badly because I don't expect them to go easy on him.
>>152482580Right. And they were supposed to beat the Panthers too.
everyone knows one bad loss is fine
>>1524825926D chess.>lose to shit team>become 2nd seed>they become 7th seed>steam roll them on the wildcard >keep your momentum going into the divisional round
>>152481534Pretty gross and cringe desu
>this level of mental gymnasticswhen did nick wright become a rasm fan?
>>152482506It's not. Defenses are playing better. The old guard of HOF QBs have all retired. The new guard hasn't filled in yet.I think the main reason you guys are experiencing this phenomena is because the franchises that aren't typically dominant in recent years are the ones winning this year(Patriots, Broncos, Texans, Jaguars, Bears, Colts, Chargers) while the guys who have been promoted heavily as the stars of the NFL are all missing the playoffs or jobbing to weaker teams this year(Chiefs, Ravens, Bengals, Eagles, Lions, Bills). The top teams of this year would still be competitive with and beat more dominant teams of previous years.
Ban the tush push
>>152482692I don't get being such a loud-mouthed retard about your favorite team. Especially in football when one injury could mean the end of the season, and the week-to-week randomness. Sometimes dogshit teams just beat great teams. I love watching my team win, but I never sit here and say WE'RE WINNING OUT EVERYONE SUCKS BRO WE'RE THE GREATEST OMGSo stupid. Just begging to eat crow.
unironically think that daniel jone's injury is going to end his career
>>152482294Panthers are going to rape all 3 NFC Contenders in the playoffs by the way
>>152482777scary tripshope you're wrong tho
>>152482777unless the colts get a starter next year he's going to be there probably. on a 1 year deal though, if he didn't get hurt he probably would've gotten a 3 year deal.
>>152482777god i hope you're right
>>152482777Not true, he'll be a serviceable QB2 for another handful of years. That's the career he's destined for, at least
>>152482750Tush push hasn’t worked much recently
>>152482776>WE'RE WINNING OUT EVERYONE SUCKS BRO WE'RE THE GREATEST OMGit's mid-december. if you think your team is winning the super bowl then you are de facto saying this
>>152482777based tripshope you're right tho
>>152482814the eagles have a bunch of backup OL right now and it's not the same without the starters
>>152482815yeah if you're a loud-mouthed retard there's a difference in being hopeful and being an obnoxious dipshit
>>152482814Ban it anyway
>>152482601And both NFC 15-2 teams last year got one and doned in the playoffs.
seems like such an inconsequential thing to get upset over
>>152482854It's legitimately just a QB sneak that's not sneaky. The QB gets pushed in some QB sneaks too.
The Panthers are winning the Super Bowl, put money down on it right now
>>152482904thanks Einstein
>>152482826>>152482814when they started cracking down on the false starts and illegal formations, it no longer worked
I need an nfl filename for this
>>152482918something something gay sex
>>152482918>nflteamdoctorsadministeringshots
>>152482915you're welcome. I don't enjoy watching the eagles anymore though, I'll be watching redzone. >>152482916no it still worked, it doesn't work when 3/5 of the OL are backups.
>>152482918Rams fans saying it's their year.jpg
Game just ain't the same without him. The better Maye does the more I am reminded.
>>152482936>no it still workedit hasn't, no
>>152482918/nfl/_talking_shit_about_josh_allen
>>152482942yea because of the backup OL you retard it was mostly other teams getting flagged when they tried it lol
>>152482940Rams don’t have any fans. The one fan in this general is probably part of their PR
>>152482936It's faggots like you that make me want to punch faggots like you in the face. Faggot.
>HoesMad.jpg
>>152482987I actually think now that it's become such a big deal the Eagles would be better off just doing the traditional sneak quickly to catch the defense off guard. Now when they set up the defense gets into whatever prepared set up they have to stop it. I also think they should get into the position to push, then audible into a normal play formation and absolutely mind fuck the defense. But of course it's Sirianni so they'll just do dumb shit.
Panthers fans have been getting awful uppity lately for a .500 team. They seem to think that winning their division is a foregone conclusion and I'm honestly looking forward to them getting humbled by the Bucs.
>>152483038>He doubts the Carolina Kitties
>>152483022yawn
>>152482966fuck that flopping game manager
If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that potatoes are quite delicious.
>>152483102I hope your mother murders you and free's herself of your burden.
>>152483160Save that animosity for the Kiwi
the bears should have beat the fucking (((fudge))) packers manFUCKthey have the classic running and gunning pass light smashmouth ram the ball style play that made me feel like i am watching the steamroller or the triangles out there MAN they still got it they needed to win that fucking game that was fuckedimagine if a good old standard run heavy grind it out iron platoon team made it all the way with a skyclad defense that would be one for the true fans of the sport, us knowers FUCK they should have won that game can't lose a fucking game like that against the one draw packers what the fuck was that
>>152482941Maye is nothing like Tom Brady except for playing for the same team
>>152483183I got plenty of spite to go around.
floppi joshie kekitoni
>>152482941yeah I was too young to appreciate the 07 team, but those 2010s team for me will always be better.no matter what the score was, you always had the feeling they could pull out the win. Watching the 28-3 sb live was insane.
>phillip rivers to start against the seattle seahawks
>>152482814because the refs actually started calling the many many penalties the play generates
>>152483038>Buccs lost to the Saints and Falcons back to backThey can't even beat the other bottom feeders in their division Carolina looks impossible at this point
>>152483231I'm gonna miss Big Match John
>>152483197I always preferred Sierra Mist but zoomers had to ruin that too.
>>152483231is this how they're sending him off?
>>152483189I wouldn't say nothing like him but I would definitely say people overstate their similarities. They're both smart QBs that win with their heads more than athleticism, but Tom Brady was a lot more conservative and pedestrian in his playstyle than Maye is. Maye throws a deep ball far more frequently and Brady would not do improvised plays very often whereas Maye doesn't mind scrambling and finding something. Not that that's a knock on Brady. Brady was an extremely disciplined by the numbers kind of guy and Maye has a similar mindset but he's definitely more flexible.
>>152483237only because the government started investigating the NBA for rigging games.
>>152483257kek, and suddenly the NFL is changing their rules for refs
>>152483231>tapped out of his final match everPussy shit giving up and letting your fans down one final time, bitch made
>>152483238Anon, the Panthers lost to the Saints and went to OT against the Falcons. They're not any better. They're both shit teams. Carolina is not godlike. They're hot and cold and I don't trust them to somehow hold it together for the rest of their games. If they do win the division, they're gone immediately in the playoffs.
>>152483245That's the business, you do the job and make the new guy look good because he's gonna be around and you're not.
>>152483257Trump is getting the last laugh and saving sports.
The real question is who will get more sacks
>>152483281They beat the Packers and Rams and they're gonna fuck the Seahawks up BADYou haven't watched a single game of the Panthers and IT SHOWSGo back to beating your wife or whatever brainless flyover shit you do
We really have a great slate this week what will you be watching? For me it's Bills Pats into Lions Rams
>>152483310redzone
>>152483189I never said he was like Brady.11-2 btw.
>>152483249Maye needs another year or two before anybody can evaluate him. This year he’s played against mostly below .500 teams. We’ve seen young qbs fall off a cliff in their second and third years (I know it’s his second) and get dumped and then resurrected elsewhere
>>152483310probably won't watch redzone this weekend unless the Bills get blown out, I wanna watch Rivers. I'll probably be too drunk to pay attention to SNF
>>152483304This is what I mean. You've been talking an incredibly large amount of shit these past few weeks for a team riding .500. The humbling will be pretty satisfying.
getting gay vibes from these two.
>>152483282meh
>>152483295trump is being placated by young girls funneled through the girl scout program while jews are subverting and promoting zionism through their "investigations"keep slurping goyshite
Is a Broncos/Patriots AFCCG rematch possible?
>>152483368>both are one and donewill be hilarious.
>>152483347What if they get Foughed and Shoughed
>>15248332411-2 against almost no playoff teams except the Bills.
>>152480785>guy is named allahuakbar>is a football terroristreally makes you think
>>152483364>I never thought offense was so simple but>Pats found a way, Pats found a way>If you open your miiind>The E-ast is mine
If your team isn't 11-2 you shouldn't be allowed to post here
i dont wanna be alive anymore guys.
>>152483414and one of those 2 against theR A I D E R SAIDERS
>>152483448You'll be fine, bro. Sports and money and girls aren't all that's worth living for. Keep it up.
>>152483448I'm just waiting for my dog to die and then I'm gonna blast my brains all over the kitchen after setting the house on fire.
>>15248341412-2 incoming
>>152483347And if we beat the Saints tomorrow suddenly the narrative is "You're bragging for beating the 3-10 Saints"Your whole life is one big excuse
>>152483376This is exactly what will happen, the Broncos and Patriots are going to be sodomized by the Texans and their big D
>>152483368Maybe in Madden
White corners
>>152483448This is a very common sentiment. I reckon most people contemplate killing themselves quite a bit.
>>152483454And Steelers who probably won’t even make the playoffs in the end and if they do it will be like 8-9
Reminder that most owl winners have easy schedules and that having a difficult schedule does not make your team better or more likely to win in the playoffs. It's actually the opposite. 78% of owl winners have had a SOS under .500. 90% of owl winners in the last decade have had a SOS under .500.
>>152483497Luckily, this isn't happening.
Anyway, 7 > 3
>>152483542My mother says that when inspecting me and my brother's penises.
>>152483497Well, yeah. The very fact that the Saints already beat the Panthers and that tomorrow against the shitty Saints isn't even a guaranteed game but a giant question mark is pretty good evidence that the Panthers fucking suck. Not that the Bucs are good, but they're both dogshit that won a few games against good teams. Panthers beat the Rams and Packers, Bucs beat the Seahawks and 49ers and otherwise neither team has beaten anyone of note and have lost embarrassingly to awful teams.Whoever wins that division isn't going anywhere but you'd think the Panthers were actual owl contenders by how much shit you retards talk about them. Literally worse than Kangz posters at this point.
>>152483561What's it like to have a smaller penis than your brothers?
>>152482598He'll get some sympathy sacks early on. Even those add up though.
>>152483534That’s great but the Pats are a fraud team like the Colts. They’re not getting anywhere close to the owl. Neither are the Broncos. Those two are the biggest frauds of the league
>>152483517
Why is this Bucsfag so salty, Panthers fans are just happy they're playing meaningful football in December for the first time in almost a decade. Literally everyone is aware that they're a Jekyll and Hyde team
>>152483675This guy is a Chiefs legend
>>152483655They're quite literally the most likely to be in the AFCCG and one of them is very, very likely going to the owl this year. You can scream fraud all you want, it doesn't really matter. Who in the AFC isn't fraudulent and is going to make the owl according to you?
>>152483675this is so me
>>152483655You'd have a case if not for the fact that the usual AFC heavy hitters besides the Bills (who are shaky and heavily reliant on Allen putting on a cape) are likely going to miss the playoffs, it's anyones conference at this point.
>>152483655Who can actually stop the Pats?
>>152483687It’s because Bucs were a lock for the division and Baker was an MVP candidate despite missing Bucky, Godwin and Evans. Now they’re not even though all those guys are back
>>152483743Baker is injured and it's a Todd Bowels run defense.
>>152483703Neither the Patriots or Broncos will be in the AFCCG. Screenshot this
>>152483687>act like an obnoxious fag>we're gonna trash everyone fuck ya LMFAO>no ur not>what wow how dare you why does everyone hate us so much we're just having fun!retard
Drake Maye
>>152483743should have fired Bowels and hired Coen
>>152483735The Texans who will likely play both of them in a row
>>152483775>Durake Maiye
>>152483735a great defense would stuff them. Look at the game against the bengals, especially in the first quarter.Maye looked shook for no reason and threw a pick six. Of course they made adjustments, but a truly great defense would be sacking maye all night especially now with their injuries.Unironically the texans would destroy them.
>>152483762I don't screenshot retarded hot takes that have no chance of coming true, especially when the dumb faggot in question can't answer a simple question. Who is making the AFCCG is neither the Broncos and Patriots are? I want to hear how stupid you are.
>>152483767Holy fucking seethe, imagine actually getting mad at the Panthers.
check these Josh Allen cookies
>>152483767Panthers 'fans'
>>152483796this is sick broI would snap the head off then throw it awaymad respect though
>>152483804...and then pick it up out of the trash when no one was looking and eat it.
>>152483788You literally cherrypicked Drake Maye's worst play and one of the toughest, ugliest games he played in the year(and still won, btw) and then extrapolated that to be indicative of an all encompassing trend of his. You do realize how completely moronic and retarded this is, right? It would be like me saying the Miami Miracle was clear evidence that the Patriots couldn't win the Super Bowl in 2018 because no team could possibly collapse under such a goofy circus play like that and still hope to win it all. Completely idiotic.
>>152483793>Who is making the AFCCG is neither the Broncos and Patriots are? I want to hear how stupid you are.Jags Bills
The Raiders have won two games this season. One against the Titans, the worst team in the NFL. The other against the Patriots, supposedly the best team in the AFC even though they were the worse team last year and hardly anything has changed except for their schedule which is the 7th easiest schedule in the entire an era. Get fucked, Pats fans. The Texans are going to ANALLY devastate your team. CJ Stroud, who is black and not even great, is going to look like a pro bowler when they play you
>>152483837>one of the toughest, ugliest games he played in the year(and still won, btw)The Cincinnati Bengals
>>152483847Many are saying this
>>152483837this is all /nfl/ does all day every day, because we have a resident schizo retard from new zealand that have arguments with himself every day hoping someone will give him a (You)
I just don't see the bears winning a single playoff game
>>152483794You're the one who got frothing at the mouth angry and threw a tantrum at the idea of the Bucs winning the division, retard. You're acting like a faggot and then pretending like you have a license to act like a faggot and anyone calling you a faggot is out of line.Your team fucking sucks and it's going to be funny when they get humbled and you get all depressed.
>>152483837yeah they won... by two uncalled dpi plays in a row against joe fucking flacco charging down the field.
>>152483872I do it too thoughbeit
>>152483777It won't matter. Faker Gayfield has been the worst QB over the past month. The Cucs will never win anything with him.
>>152483860Yes. Did you actually watch that game or just that one lowlight pick 6 play, retard? Did you just start watching the NFL?Every team has ugly games against bad teams. That was a bad week for them and they still won. It's not some trend. You picked literally the worst possible game and moment and tried to pretend like it's the norm for the team. You couldn't possibly be more of a biased retard if you tried.
>>152483793The Texans and Bills
Wow and people are saying impossible but Chiefs make this 60% of the time every time
>>152483837I think there is a great deal of nervousness here because it looks like the Patriots are about to win their first non-dynasty owl. It is only natural that this will cause some fans to seethe and start coping by focusing on the very few negatives of Maye's season.
>>152483896hard to throw with an injured shoulder, but I know you are a gay retard that thinks people can just will themselves to play at an inhuman level, while you can't muster the energy to hold a job doordashing.
>>152483883Who the fuck is getting mad lol, you just started to seethe unprompted >>152483038 imagining panthers fans acting like they've already won the division. I'm not even a Panthers fan, they're a fun scrappy team to root for on the side but nobody seriously thinks they're going to do anything, it's just cool to see new teams in the playoffs
>>152483775If Drake Maye is this good just imagine how much better Dragon Maye is.
>>152483822I'll give it up it's a good color scheme.
>>152483940Why is this bozo playing if his shoulder is hurt? He's fair game to call out for being dogshit. Egbuka fell off a fucking cliff too, the Cucs are a team of underachieving chokers.
>he thinks an injured Chiefs team will win tomorrowThe fallout tomorrow will be incredible
Reminder that shitposting about baker sucking is a past time in Cleveland Ohio There's a guy I met that gives money to homeless people if theyre able to verify that they've grass root campaigned for his takes. Once paid 1-5 dollars to every homeless person in the metro to demand faker get cut on social media.
>>152484000There is the way it is (reality), and retard shit (You)simple as.
3rd and 28
>>152482283>the Rams should go all in to trade up to get Mendoza.>>152482297>Rams are getting BurrowIndeed and if the Rams win the Superbowl this season, (as is likely) Stafford will probably retire and Burrow wants out from the cheepass Bengals.
>>152483914>struggling against the BengalsLol
What's up with BradysKnee?
>>152484036sounds like Fred Ex time to me
>>152484004Tbf the choofs defense is still pretty good, it could go either way. Definitely smelling a slopfest that will probably come down to an ugly int or fumble
>losing to the Saints and Falcons in back to back weeks
Hoe sheisty is too much of a chase baby to leave Cincinnati. Not even NFCW receivers would make him leave
>>152483919It’s possible the Chargers lose all their remaining games because of Herbert’s injury alone. But the Chiefs would need to win out and hope the Colts don’t come back to life with Rivers. The problem is Mahomes has no receivers. Worthy is trash, Kelce is beyond washed, and Hunt is a terrible rb.
>>152484004I can't wait for the new colinsworth slob job to listen to while this thread melts down when the Mahomes Magic (tm) does its thing and picks apart the chargers tomorrow
>>152484063cum drunk from sucking black 'people' dicks. I don't wanna get banned until tomorrow afternoon.
>>152483845Appreciate you outing yourself as a retard since it's reasonably likely these two teams will face each other right off the bat.>>152483916So for the first time in NFL history, two wildcards are going to face each other in the conference championship? Wow, incredible. Great take.Just a gentle reminder that anyone who thinks both the Patriots and Broncos will miss the AFCCG are newfag retards and you should disregard everything they say.
>>152483919please not another mahomoing just for one post season
>>152484057Perfect pass accuracy to that bengals defender, wowie this maye guy's the real deal!!!!
>>152484043But enough about the Bills...
>>152484081>Kelce is beyond washed To the status of a top 5 TE in the league.The dichotomy of what people call a washed TE in the league goes wild.
what if sheduer was white?
>>152484041But I want Mendoza. A football dweeb with minimal drip needs a coach that can meet him where he's at. Mendoza would be wasted on the Raiders and Jets
>>152484103He plays like a white QB, idk why /NFL/ hates him so much and treats him like a meme QB. Just kidding, I know exactly why
it's the time of the year where all of the eliminated teams or soon to be eliminated teams come out of the woodwork to try and ruin everyone else's good time.
>>152483949>Who the fuck is getting mad lol, you just started to seethe unpromptedIf saying a fanbase is getting uppity is "seethe" to you, then you're a mentally ill retard that apparently doesn't know the meaning of the word seethe.
>>152484063They got him for teenage girls.
>>152484041Burrow clarified he doesn’t want to leave. His mom also said he’s not leaving. The fanless LA team doesn’t have anything to trade anyways. You are desperate for thinking the team is entitled
>>152483964I appreciate you and this post booboo
>>152484102Top 5 in fantasy football points you mean. Not real football
The USA needs a Khmer Rouge style eradication of the populous.
>>152484102Kek, yes, a great player can still be washed. In fact, all greats are washed at the end, it's why they stop. RetardKelce can't fucking catch.
>>152484176A couple dropped passes does not mean a player is washed.
Justin Jefferson is washed too. Last year he was the best WR and this year he’s shit. I had nothing to do with the qb, he’s just washed like all these divas become
I love having a big penis. Almost as much as I love my Panthers.
>>152484158Ok cabal boomer
Bo Nix is washed. He looks like he’s 50. Isn’t he Mormon? He has magical Mormon underwear on underneath
>>152484158>populousLuckily for you, Pol Pot only went after the intelligent, so you'd survive.
>>152484176Is this a part of the Eras Tour?
>>152482973>it hasn't worked>yes it has>okay it hasn'tweird concession
>>152484277good for me, good for yoummmm good, real good
>>152484176The issue with the phrase washed is it's too expansive. I personally only refer to an individual as being washed as when they're not above replacement. Kelces production is a starting TE on 30/32 teams in the NFL, and actually is trending up from a down 23/24 for him
>>152484103he would be treated the same as tim tebow. an inaccurate shit qb who defaults to scrambling too much and ends up losing 20 yards per sack
>>152484293Ho chi min is a son of a bitch
How likely QBS are to win a super bowl in their careers
One of these days I am going to type in a line I heard from a podcast and pretend its my opinion
>>152484293>>152484349good Full Metal Jacket reference but both of guys are fucking fags
>>152484366damn lamar looks like if lurch was black lmao
>>152484389you're the kind of guy that would fuck another guy in the ass and not even have the goddamn courtesy to give him a reach around.
>>152484389The best part of you ran down and ended up a brown stain on the mattress
>>152484228for a wide receiver Justin Jefferson is pretty tame with his ego. he even just said he cares more about winning than if he gets the ball a shit ton
The Chiefs made the Super Bowl in back to back seasons that were supposed to be down years. That's a testament to how great the combination of Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid, and Steve Spagnuolo is. It's also an indictment on the rest of the AFC. Imagine being the Bills and the Ravens and still not being able to go in for the kill on Kansas City while it was at its lowest point, that has to be fucking demoralizing. At this point, the only non fraud QBs at least in the AFC are Mahomes and Joe Burrow and Burrow is about to miss the playoffs for the 3rd straight season. The Chiefs are seriously unmatched in this fucking conference and now are starting to get their offensive mojo back so it's really about to be over for the conference now. The neutral fan in me wants to see someone else rise up to give the Chiefs a challenge since Baltimore and Buffalo have consistently dropped the ball and the Bengals are wasting Joe Burrow's prime, plus he's made of glass. The team in the AFC I see now is surprisingly the Colts. That offense of Indy looks legit and Daniel Jones is looking like another great reclamation project so I'll be rooting for them and if they somehow do indeed do it and beat the Chiefs, I will actually applaud them for doing what Buffalo and Baltimore couldn't ever do. Lets get back to Patrick Mahomes though. This man is an all time great Quarterback already. He already has 17 fucking playoff wins, that's 2nd most all time and he's only in his 8th season of being the starting QB for the Chiefs, that's the embodiment of greatness and he's already a 1st ballot Hall of Famer. Do you guys realize how fucking amazing that is? Out of all the QBs to play in the Super Bowl era, he's already rapidly approaching the status of 2nd greatest of all time. Now when I say stuff like this, usually people bombard me with posts about Brady, but I think Tom Brady is the GOAT. I don't think Tom Brady ever be surpassed. But can't we appreciate what Mahomes is doing?
>>152484515>That's a testament to how great the combination of Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid, and the refs
>it was 3rd and 28Lol
>>152484515nobody reading that shit homie
>>152484338>Kelces production is a starting TE on 30/32 teams in the NFLNo he isn't lol
>>152484366>I truly don't know
>>152484515so much this holy shit!
When Mahomes wins tomorrow I want a written apology from everyone in this thread and especially the webm spammer (kiwi) since we all know your a vpn hopping namefag
>>152484515
>>152481342We defeated Canada
>>152484416>>152484439https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iUQSM14YsEgo to 2:20
This is my WR1
>>152484556Based Dov Poster
>>152484556/ourguy/
It's nuts that nobody is still not a super bowl favorite in either conference. maybe the Rams? but that's the closest one
>>152484554Why would anyone outside of the US or Canada play this sport?It's not worth the risks since your chances of making it to the NFL or CFL in the States are basically zero let alone if you're not from here
>>152484579>maybe the RamsLol
>nobody even mentioned the choofs and he's seething
>>152484555based trips of hate
Dem boyz losing to “nine” at home is the most predictable outcome of the century
Felipe Rios
>>152484041>>152484106>But I want Mendoza.He's going to the Rams or Jets.>>152484135>His mom also said he’s not leaving.lol
>>152484643>jestLolLmao
>>152484554siiiick
>>152484666woops, that's the problem with putting snakes on your helmet
>SSS Tier Levis forma de Oiler
>>152483796BASED>>152483804>>152483831Also based
>>152484602??
>>152484366Checked and kek'd
press P to pray for Philip rivers tomorrow. >>152482384
Mendoza is such a cornball.
>>152484815delete this
>>152484798winning the owl would be an all time redemption arc 2bh
>>152484815I can just picture Maxx Crosby bullying him in the locker room to toughen him up. Honestly, after seeing that speech, I don’t think Vegas is a good fit for him. The city, not the team.
>>152484815He'll toughen up in the league, he's a green kid who plays in Indy. Raider Nation is gonna hate him at first though.
My posts aren't doing well in this thread at all.
>>152484893Sad!
>>152484851Mendoza doesn't get a choice. The Raider org's not a good fit for Mendoza's personality, and the NY Media would give him a short leash.
>>152484851the raiders are spiritually a team of contradictions, oxymorons, and paradoxes. he would be perfect
Raiders will beat the eagles and chiefs and fuck up their tank
HECKIN
>>152484943mite b cool
The fact that 44-year-old Philip Rivers is starting on just one week of practice is a huge indictment of modern QB development.Has any other sport seen its players get WORSE over time? The Colts are turning to a literal grandpa who hasn’t played in half a decade. That’s instead of one of the many dozens of younger QBs floating around.The league just doesn’t develop QBs anymore. The quality of the game across the board is slipping. I don’t think I’ve seen this happen in any other sport. Could we see more retired QBs returning to the fold?
>>152484996Drew Brees would easily (and I mean EASILY) out-gun much of the current talent.
>>152484996and THERE it is
>>152484555https://youtu.be/p7jDcs2kgfM
>>152485032He would if he had magic limbs but the heems he took in his career were brutal.
The Chiefs of Houston!
The Chiefs suck cockpenis
Chiefs have the cutest little buttholes in the league
The Chiefs eat penis for breakfast
>>152483448My mom killed herself before I could so now I have to stay alive for my dad and brother. Selfish bitch
Huh?
>>152485229Typically I don't worry about other teams' QBs but I'm kinda worried about rivers brehs
Move, Unc!
>>152484996Everybody REEs if a QB isn't an all pro from his very first snap so they don't give them any time to developPeyton Manning was atrocious his first year yet look how he turned outIf he had that year today he'd be out of the league by year 3
>>152484996maybe it's just an indictment of the colts' coach and owner. i wonder how the gm feels about this phil rivers fiasco
Kiwi is a bitch
>>152485351There's still cases where you can tell they have it, like Dart. He'll be good if he finds a way to turn off his heemagnet.
Tomorrow is football Sunday
>>152484156Maye is attempting to throw the ball away and doesn't see the safety back there , idk why some people are so obsessed with this play
>>152485434
>>152485434many good games tomorrow. Eagles on KWABOTY if the raiders somehow punk them
>>152485484The late window is stupid good>Rams Lions grudge match>Old Man Rivers in Seattle>Packers Broncos for the GPS crowd>Panthers can clinch the south next week if they handle the Saints>Tits in Santa Clara for comic relief
>win next 2 games and the Panthers are in the playoffs>weeks 17 and 18 won't even matterImagine predicting this at the start of the season
>>152484695Not snakes, Its a raptors eye, players used the same jersey and shorts but kept their club/college helmet, they play for the estado de México raptors in the mexican pro league
>>152484590College scholarships (and under the table payment if you play for a free public college) also because Its fun to play football
>sneaks up and takes the 1 seed from you
>>152485595Not gonna happen
>>152484996>The league just doesn’t develop QBs anymore.College football is the NFL's "farm clubs".
>>152485600if they beat denver they're pretty much guaranteed to win out
Lions at Rams Sunday 4:25.
>>152485595>anyway about that skooma
>>152485629Khajit is not a thief!
>>152484996Nope. They tried their best to change the rules to help shitter QBs along. MLB players are by far the best they've ever been. NBA players are way more talented and skilled, even if the rules are similar to the NFL where they allow players to cut corners. NFL QBs are flat out worse, even with the rules coddling them. It really is unbelievable. Something has to change at the collegiate level. FFS Brock Purdy as a 7th rounder is better than a majority of the first round QB's taken in the past 5 years. Fucking nutty.
>>152484474And you believe that?
>>152483796Cute. Would eat.
>>152485628no chance my lions winat least my goat Stafford will win MVP
Philip rivers is gonna die
>>152485032lol no he was absolute dogshit at the end
I am an unapologetic homosexual.
>>152485671fav team?
>>152485683yours
>>152485628>>152485657The stats are relatively similar except for points scored; which means Lions give up more big plays. Which sucks since thats what the Rams are essentially designed around doing. Truly sucks having every DB and Safety out. Brian I expected we would lose this offseason, but Kerby being potentially permanently injured is truly unfortunate. If he doesn't get surgery then I will assume there is no way for him to recover.
>>152485665Wrong
>>152485690watch his final game vs the bucs
>>152485694One bad game doesn't equal being dogshit.
>>152485689Don't the Lions have Branch for another year? Kerby is a massive loss, he's severely missed. If his injury really is as bad as people it fucking sucks.
>>152485709No he was dogshit. And I loved Brees. His arm was just done.
>>152485644The "dual threat" dream will always be the magic god tier passer plus the turnovers and ugly learning mistakes replaced with big runs. It works short term but ultimately it's a half-baked approach with a half-baked result, but who has time to do it right?
>>152485709Once he got injured he was done
>>152485595phew, thank god she didn't take my one piece
>>152485595she cute
>>152485745>She
>>152485710You're right, we have him for another year. I guess we will see if he recovers. I hope its just bad bone bruising, but it has been long enough for it to heal and from his "hints" its never going to get better. Unfortunately Lions last year with a manageable cap was 2026 (even though they were 40 million over some restructing wouldve helped). 2027 it starts getting crazy.Not going to blame the training staff for these injuries like Reddit tends to, but something needs to be looked at for why so many two years in a row are injured, even if its drafting fragile players.
>>152485683Ravens
Alright, I've got one for you guys...*Takes a shot of scorpion pepper sauce straight*If Mahomes went to the Bills and Allen went to the Chiefs...would things have been *hiccup*...different?
>>152481534the bleaching complete
Lions blew their superbowl window and I couldn't be happier
>comes out of nowhere to shut your window before returning to the basement
>>152485806lair dwellers 4 lyfe
>>152485559Not that big a surprise, they were coming alive after Bryce got good last season and were a play away from beating both super bowl teams. Division is shit too.Patriots getting good so fast is a bigger surprise.
>>152483150For me it's scalloped potatoes, the best potatoes
>>152485806b-based football team...
>>152481924Cancel the date and watch the games with us
>>152485527I’m gonna be watching all of em at a bar. I’m a niners fan and the niners game is the least I care about this week kek
>>152485861Still don't really know what to think about Bryce, he's still hilariously inconsistent with high highs and abysmal lows, but he's consistently clutch when it matters which is something innate. One of the few QBs I've seen in recent memory where he's not good enough to sign to a long term deal but has shown enough potential where you can't really move off of him either.
apology for poor english but where were you when you herd philip river is backfor me it was'philip river is back''yes'
where did blo dix get those scars?
>>152485794They shoot didn't deserve to get as far as they did in the first place. Look at how their fucking fans turned into Philly fans pretty much immediately
>>152485918Just always make him think it's crunch timeMaybe the playoffs will spark that in him and he'll be unstoppable
I'm thinking playoffs
Yep, I'm thinking he wins today.
>>152485970>Jerruh He ain't winning shit today, NINE is gonna come out explosive.
>goof ranks 4th in NFCN goofball ratings How the hell does this even happen? 1. Nine straight goofin fr fr2. Gaylebs finger nail routine 3. Jordan loves totoytathon obsession. This guy lives to be an advert4. Goof his literal name is goof, goofed a SB away and yet he can't compete with out goofing these other NFCN cats.
>>152485954his father......was a drinker
It's OUR year
>>152481457my king
>>152484799P
The raiders are gonna fuck up their tank tomorrow huh? I feel it. Eagles better lock the fuck in
>>152485954Acne, probably
>>152484590We literally border the US
>>152486167Kenny Pickett sucks ass, Eagles got this, but if I was HC I tell Geno to toss an arm punt
The Chiefs redemption arc begins.....
>>152486273Thanks for the reassurance
>>152486278>need to win out and get loads of helpLolLmao
>>152486004When will Roger Goodell step in and do something about this?
>raiders upset the eagles tomorrow
>>152486278Nah
DENVER BRONCOS FOOTBALL in about 12 hours.
>>152486316A must win, fellow Broncos milf
People are saying Rivers joined the Colts for the health insurance
>>152486333Gotta work hard when you have like 15 kids and a grandchild
>>152486298I heard he had the flu in this game
>>152486333He's loadedWhy does he need to do that?
>>152486339That was a different game. Unless Mahomes just gets the flu every time he plays in Denver now
>>152486349Because he'll get 5 years of free insurance I think if he makes a roster (I think) and the last time he played was 2020 so someone did the math
>>152486361He made like $300 million playing in the NFL. He has plenty of money and he's probably just bored.
>>152486278As in being redeemed from an insufferable ref-driven “dynasty” to a comfortably obscure flyover team no one cares about?
>>152486367He has like 30 kids
>>152486378Wrong, he has like 40 kids
>>152481342Rise and shine, Mr. Rivers. Rise and… shine…
If Rivers somehow wins an Owl what are the odds of a Big Rape come back?
>>152486392Rios initiating a wave of pocket passer uncs returning to save the NFL would be too kino to handle
>>152486381But I think only 30 that's still eligible. If the others still don't have health insurance their bums
>>152486392If Rivers wins the Owl Chorgers fans are going to have a tremendous meltdown. All 5 of them.
