Flames Edition Flashback >>152479905
>>152482714>>152482714>>152482714
>>152482714dang it's another flames edition
>>152482714>>152482714>>152482714>>152482714>rags
no, referees shouldn't ever feel safe just walking about their daily lives.
>this fowler guy is the next carey price
>>152482727sorry. the alternative was kangz
wengs
le flim flams
do we need to do something about half of the games going to garytime?
>>152482732This desu
>>152482714My redwings are bootyblasting the Chicago Blackhawks 3 to 0 on the road
NICESNATCH!!
Think I might haul on the high T vape and make incoherent posts on /hoc/ during the flames game
>>152482739Why, Gary loves it, it keeps things close and competitive
>>152482747Women love that line
>>152482732>>152482740reffie lives matter
>where was Matthews?
Cena's last match was so gay
damn i can't believe wrestling was gay lol
My penguins ):
>>152482761there are too many garypoints given out
>>152482780>>
>wrestling match was gay
>>152482780The outcome has been known since July
>>152482725broken mccussy
wolf spotted
>>152482818Today he will show them
Somewhere, Viggo Mortensen is yelling
How did Jhon Cena's theme song go again ?
>JT Miller answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Lord Stanley except through me."What was meant by this?
wrestling is cool guys
>>152482835Bow chika wowwow I'm gay
>>152482849Guess his teammates arent winning shit again
>>152482818wolf don't have spotswhat you saw was likely a Hyena or an African Wild Dog
so will hughes surpass makar now that he's not on a dogshit team?
John bro's..... I'm so sad
>kids night in LA>better stage a fight to get the little beaners hooked
>>152482863shut the fuck up erb
that was the worst fight i've ever seen in my entire life
>>152482835Word Life. Doctor Thuganomic
Real fight unlike gay theatre wrestling
>>152482818no cooley :(
Hughes and ranked higher that Makar in the NHL video game
I said I was gonna watch the Kings game but I'm watching UFC and Bobby Greene is about to fight.
Which NHL player would you have a Heated Rivalry with?
>>152482780I think we're too "developed" for wrestling and the next "boom period" will come from India or Nigeria or somewhere else where there is a critical mass of retard bumpkins who think it might be real
>>152482801Stop posting rape victim AI slop shit
Flames have a cold PP
i've simply gotten too mature to watch greasy men in bikinis pretend to fight it's probably for indians now durr
>>152482925bedardwe would have a good ol fashioned zest-off to see who's the most peculiar of them all
>>152482835CHING CHING CHING CHOOOOONNNNNNG
>>152482959
>>152482925marchand or joey daccord
what if we started calling bedard baldard
>>152482925
>>152482997I'll start doing that
Auston Matthews tonight>0 goals>0 assists>0 points>0 penalty minutes>0 +/->0 blocks>0 hits>0 giveaways>0 takeawaysYou may be asking if he played. He did>17:33 TOI>21 shifts>2 shots on goal>42.9% on faceoffs>$13.25M per year
>>152482927Casual normie fans don't matter anymore. All that matters is the hardcore morons who will spend anything to consume the product. Hockey is like this too.
Olofsson !!!
my avies!!! :)))olofsson!
>>152483016Luv me whales
>>152483015he's been so exposed this season. remember when he scored 60+ goals?
Marty St Louis has to get fired soon no?
>>152483015the spooky ghost of scotiabank
>>152483032He thought he would get to play for the Coyotes some day :(
>>152483032He was always being stat padded by Mitch
3-1 avs
>>152483032I've been saying it for years. He went from a 30-40 goal guy to a 60 goal guy because he had Marner. Marner made Tavares look good for 1 season under Babcock but then Keefe got hired and glued Marner and Matthews together.
>>152483032there was a second where people thought he'd break the all-time goal record by the end of his career during because of that season
>>152483046in laval there is an arena that has his namehe could coach thereits where i learned to skate
>shitcaca
wolfs dad spotted
>>152483015Remember when he disappeared in the playoffs (AGAIN) and laff fans said it was because he had a broken hand? Whats his excuse now?
>>152483077Remember when >laffs fans raided the 50 goals in 50 games article on Wikipedia, inventing a new category of "well, he did it in an arbitrary 50 game stretch (excluding when he didn't play)" when the entire point of the record is to match Richard scoring 50 goals in a 50 game season. It's like someone scoring 100 points in a random 56 game stretch and comparing them to McDavid's covid season
>>152483112Broken heart
>>152483111cute :3I wish my dad liked hockey
>>152483112no marner linemate
JTeee Miller
>>152483112I thought he had diarrhea from bogo chipotle against the bruins
What team will mcgaykid go to after he rage quits this year
>>152483144he's been an obedient blame-avoidant fag so far in his career so probably the laffs
>>152483144phoenix
>>152483144They won tonight bro
>>152483144Well he has an evil wife from a far-flung provincial cowtown who thinks she's an artist or something and wants to be a big star, that's a ranger
guy is making millions in the nhl but he opts for the $10 neck guard from the bargain bin at sport chek
i do not enjoy the girard malinski pairing
>>152483161>tonightIts the laffs. Good job
>>152483144based on >>152483165's response>kangz >preds >rags
>>152483144somewhere in the US
>>152483170Calgary is a poverty franchise
>>152483188and vegas
>>152483170looks like he just tore up a pair of undies and wrapped em on there
>>152483198good catch. thanks
>>152483181All reg Ws are equal in Gary's eyes
>>152483154>>152483165Both make valid arguments
>>152482849the prophecy
>lames
wolf should really never go down to make a save because he's so short that he's basically giving up 90% of the net when he does
>[Inspirational] Imageboard user from Long Island wins, fellow users celebrate.
>>152483170to be fair, they probably wear jockstraps from their local sports store
>>152483204jen
Most embarrassing loss of the day so far?>pongs>laffs>hasb
>>152483268cena
>>152483268trb's
>>152483268Pongs, definitely.That was a certified KWABOTY moment.
>>152483268pongs. imagine blowing a 4-1 lead
My wong's :)
*fucks /hoc/'s mom*
gg, Chiraq
>>152483277didn't get to watch but they did my nigga Cena dirty
>>152483277
>>152483291I could imagine that. I couldn't imagine blowing a 5-1 lead
>>152483308shannon won't be doing any fucking for a while now that he's grieving the loss of quinn hughes
which is worse:clogging your toilet with a giant shitORplaying for the toronto maple leafs?
>>152483341Former since it can be fixed
starsissies?
Oliver Ekman-Larsson and Auston Matthews have the same number of points this year
yeah just peed in the snow
i wonder if that pens fan that fell out of the nosebleeds is dead yet
>Dallass can't put the biscuit in the you-know-where
marchand scarrrrrrrrr empty netter
CANUCKS FAN SPOTTED
I'm digging LA's uniform
>50 years old>aleady has 18 goals this seasonHow does he do it
>>152483450old guys with lots of talent and hockey knowledge can more easily dominate because the league is watered down with lots of shitters who can't skate and have bad hockey iq
>>152483450raw sexual energy
>Chaos in LA
kitties smothering these freaks
that save doesn't count, fiala's shot was going to go wide anyways
>>152483287Don't you have your pills to take, schizo?
even the fucking PLAYERS can't see the puck sm h my head
why didnt kopitar ever get american citizenship and play for the u.s.?
>>152483501Gary will adjust it
kitties wintime to sleep good night bros
DAMN what a greasy save by wolfos good hug from hoob after good bros
the Grand Rapids Griffins (the AHL affiliate of the Detroit Dead Wings) are 21-1-1 so far this season
>>152483475just like the good old days
Dallas anon was so confident earlier
>>152483527goodnight fren stay cozy
>>152483528now this is a good post
>>152483520He has pride in his nation. I understand that a post-national like yourself wouldn't understand that
why yes I am watching game 4 of the women's hockey "rivalry series" after the USA beat Canada in the first three games
>>152482889Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame.....
>>152483570im here cuddling with katy. jealous?
>>152483544You're god damn straight they are Toledo Walleye aren't doing so bad, either
>>152483591holy shit this is what american women look like???
>>152483592>bogged No
>>152483015Bud has a broken back or something along those lines, he's just sticking it out to cash his cheques and retire.
bud on the right
>>152483503trb bubblin
In your openion ---How will Quinn Hughes leaving affect the Vancouer Canuck?In what way do you think Quinn Hughes trade affect the Vancouver Canuck
>>152483641Nigga, you were in rehab and told your therapist you spend too much time on hockey.Maybe if you followed your advice you wouldn't be a useless sack of shit
>>152483601They wish.
>>152483657One less Jew in Canada, good or bad thing?
>>152483673>therapistreminds me of bud on 04/17/22
>>152483581forgot to mention that this is a 4 game series #girlmath
>>152483631couldn't be because bud won
>>152483685they replaced him with another one with zeev tho
HNIC panel absolutely ass-blasted about McDavid's brusque pregame interview. Been crying about it all night LONG
>>152483688Reminder, you're a loser who will never accomplish anything in your sad, pathetic existence.
>>152483719>t. rb
>[Humorous] Man wears size 39 pants, bubbles.
>>152483718based mcdavid. arrogant idiots.
>>152483718kwab
>>152483718Fuck the press, bud is going to plow prime Torontonian bussy to celebrate dominating the laffs
>>152483719>sad, pathetic existencereminds me of trb
>>152483719go flames btw
>>152483778hell yes. maybe bedard is in town too, for rehab
>>152483719my islanders
>[Good News] Area Takagibro still rules
why is trb crying so hard, more than usual?
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGay>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McJustNotReadyYet>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McShit>McSissy>McTantrum>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
>>152483719Sorry ment to text this to Austin Mathews instead of posting it to /hoc/
>>152483889Dios mio...
>>152483719We don't type out the last thing our dad said to us 25 years ago before he walked out of the house for the last time here on /hoc/.
>>152483866cena lost
>>152483888tl;dr
>>152483866He posts >laffs so much because hes a closet fan and he didnt take the L well tonight
>>152483929the mexican guy doesn't like mcdavid it seems
>knights wonbased. watching snme, haven't seen any spoilers. won't see any. see you guys later bro's.
anons make fun of canadian goaltending quite a bit but a completely average leaf goaltender in darcy kuemper is putting on a clinic and making americas hottest young talent dustbin wolf look quite amateur
>>152483971that's stanley cup champion darcy kuemper to you
>>152483992i was surprised he left the avs after winning instead of going for the 2pete
>>152483966>SPOILER: It's a good'n
>>152484002$25 million is hard to argue with
>>152484002He wanted to much money and the Avs didn't want to pay him
kuemper definitely had his Wheaties this mornin
>>152483946that's trb on vpn
>>152484024More like they couldn't pay him, they had so many players to re-sign that year and considering how good Lehkonen and Nichushkin have been, it's hard to argue that they got their priorities wrong.
>>152484023>>152484024damn it's a rare sight to see players go for a paycut so they can get more glory it seems
>>152483905My dad never said this to me.
Good P L A N O LANOboyBLAKE COLEMAN
looks like the dads are having a blast!
My bolts lost today. Have a bad feeling if we even di make it to the playoffs, we're gonna be out the first round.
>>152484136Is the third one yeltsin
>>152484146yea
Do I watch the kings/flames or amazing digital circus episode 7?
>>152484136>HOCmeetup.jpg
slashed in the BALLS
>>152484237I’m glad to see so many bipoc players and refs!
>>152484272It's inspiring
>>152482998I fear he is super taken.
MacKinnon is taking over the league lead in giveaways with this performance today
>>152484296>>152484272get used to it CHUDS
>>152484311Gotta have the puck to give it away
based Nuke gets an empty netter.
>>152484314We have a pwhl player
>>152484305i bet the yinzers were jumping from the nosebleeds and hitting the pavement and popping like water balloons after that one
>>152484340intrepid fujoshi reporters on the scene
you think that's his natural hair colour?
my avies :((
>>152484305I was working today and had to miss the game. But I had checked the score in the third and saw it was 1-5 and thought "Well this one is over"How glorious was the comeback sharkbros?
Amazing display of slowness by Girard, classic
Gen 2 starter?
>>152484339i'm here. ask me anythingim a lesbo too, not that that matters
>>152484305This is the moment he decided to make them pay for hurting Will.
wow I never knew that our ladies were such SHITgg murica
Just like the old saying goes >around garys refs>never relax
>>152484430I bet that linesman was fucking rock hard after that
what are they doing out of bed
>>152484418https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieQ03nT4WjAnot shown: smith getting hurt and mack whispering in wotherspoon's ear about how he's going to kill his family and also key his carbut there is footage of that too because they are always at the gameshttps://x.com/sidbrini/status/1999986432417419529?s=20
>>152484454A black ref?!
>>152484430prove it
>>152484477>i miss them so muchbut yeah they should be resting 24/24
hey finns, reddit is really mad at you for being racist against asians lol
>>152484526i don't like it when there is marner all over my face tho
>>152484526
>>152484526here's my benis
>>1524844973-5 sharks
>rags
4-5 sharks
>>152484679celebrini is so FUCKING good
>>152484641Jesus Crosby, do something
>>152484688lmao he's a literal pylon on that play
5-5 sharks
In stark contrast to the Flames having a Dad's trip, the Oilers will be having a Ladyboy Concubine's trip early in the new year.
Sharks would have got shutout if Skinner was playing
6-5 sharkslol the sharks commentator did a breathy little giveittohim! like a kid
>>152484749Edmonton only plays 4 road games in January and only two of them are in the same trip (a back to back against Chicago and Nashville)
>>152484497BASED
>>152484818short but sweet
>>152484783Crosby was full value for his -3 in that game.
>>152484641>>152484679>>152484722>>152484783Fucking awesome nice webms
>>152484783Alternative Name: John Klingberg Undresses Crosby and Torches Hit Entire Legacy
>Wolf being outplayed by Canadian goaltending Sad
I thought Ceci was on the Oilers
why can't LA shoot
>>152484867Your mom was on the Oilers kek gottemJk I thought Ceci was on the Oilers too fren
>>152484885Why can't Calgary score?
>>152484894jen!
>>152484902we don't ask rhetorical questions here
Are the Sharks...good?
>>152484921they will be next year
>>152484921hell yes
>>152484885what the fuck are the Kings doing? Besides being the failures that they are
>>152484937kek that's some great reaction time by kopitar
Well I, for one, hope this game goes to a Garyout.
>>152484921In the jaws movies I think they lost somehow
>dustin wolf passes the puck down the ice it looks like huberdeau has a break away he shoots he scores! The flames are your 2026 Stanley cup champions.
>>152484937bad team executing a bad system
>>152484867They traded Mr Game 7 to SJ last year
>>152484921They are extremely important for the ecosystem
>>152484999In some countries they cut the Fins off sharks and drop them into the water without their fins they sink to the bottom and die. They make something called shark fin soup out of that fin
>>1524850212 nukes wasn't enough
>>152485034Hes talking about China so you should have posted "McArthur was right" instead
>>152484430I'll always cheer for u Frostie :))
>>152485021I wish someone would cut the Finns off of the NHL and let the teams without Finns sink to the bottom and die
>>152485070
>>152485070Finn’s have never won the 4 nations cup
>>152485070>t. patrick roy
>>152485151It’s pronounced Patrick wah
>>152485160I'll never not pronounce it was a hard R
>>152485160Patrick Roy is here and he's really madPatrick Roy is here and he's really angry!
>>152485169Rah?
he can't hear your criticisms because of his stanley cup rings plugging his butt
he wears the number 35 and he is 35 years old???? what is this tomfoolery
>>152485160It come with eggroy
>>152485209Is that Darnell?
>Byfuglien>pronounced buff-lin
Roy is a basket case
>>152485240Ivan Ryabkin fell in the draft because he went to the American midwest and got fat
>>152485249I'll never not pronounce it as Bye-fyoog-lin
finish of the match was kind of whack but it was the whole "he's at peace" bullshit. other than that, the match was kino. ending of the show was good. the crowd were absolute retards seething at trips kek. oba should've beaten cody.
of course the last game gets free hockey after Gary goes to bed.
>>152485251back in highschool the arena was used by habs for practice back in the daysgirls would wet the floor having the chance to look at patrick roy
it's ogre(time)
>>152485251Always has been
>>152485270no chance he'd pass up on some extra advertisement shekels
If the Kangz aren't having fun then the audience isn't having fun and let's just say they wish they had another job.Zero offense and overtime be upon you.
KICKING MOTION
Imagine spending money for this game
I'd say it's a kick.
he straight up fucking booted it inthere goes your lady byng trophy you cheating BITCH
>save me refs Flammers are pathetic
Kings are shitty bastards
based black reffie saving the flims
cool 3 on 1 to end it.
THEY'LL BE HAVING A LEMONPARTY TONIGHT!
Unsavable
The better team won
So if the Flames beat the 6th overall team in the Western Conference then that means that the Flames are, technically, the 5th best overall team in the Western Conference.
>>152485396True playoffs inbound
>>152485396Math checks out.
Flames doing the Oilers a favor
>>152485396That doesn't make any sense but even if it did it would make them 6th
>we HAVE to deal with the kings in the playoffs again because of the loser point
F R O S T ROSTG W GWG>fed by hoob
>>152485418nope the math checks out
the western conference is a real bloodbath
Huberdeaus is heating up maybe he will be traded
>>152485473he's the nuckies missing piece that will bring them the cup
>>152485473Back to the Panthers for table scraps :^)
>>152485486Great idea, Allvin is preparing to move both of your first round picks this year to acquire him as we speak.
>>152485539https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFVa9KfCL7E
>morgan frost>calgary flamesno, that's wrong
>>152485627Flyers lost the trafe
the habs gave up 5 goals in msg lmao
>>152485641Frost cannot be Flame
Sam and copey podcast
>>152485659copey and the chug would have been dimes had sam not quit before it started and then died in that tragic wigwam fire
>>152485642But Fowler is the next Dryden/Roy/Price, how could that be
buddy cop movie with ryan reaves and macklin
>>152485698More like Butt Fouler
>Los Anschellés Kaangz
>>152485698big moneybig PR departments
Flames are groomer another sutter to be their head coach one day. Brett sutter remember that name it’ll be on the cup soon.
>>152483407A rookie defenseman has more points and only 2 less goals
Imagine if Pronger had been traded from the Oilers to the Maple Leafs instead of the Ducks.Apparently the Oilers wanted Alexander Steen but the Leafs wouldn't give him up, so the Oilers traded Pronger to the Ducks instead. Then the Leafs traded Steen anyway two years later for Lee Stempniak.
>>152485741Unlock it bud
>>152485744>wanting steem over Prongerwell they couldn't get more Wronger on that one
>>152485744>*record scratch*>*freeze frame*>"Yup, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here..."
Is it just me or do Habs goals get surprisingly loud cheers in most arenas, not just at home?
john lost
>>152485780They're an old team that used to have a lot of success and when it's a western team, they only visit once so the locals sell their tickets to take advantage of them
>>152485780There have definitely been some loud Montreal crowds in Buffalo...
>>152485792Yeah, but even tonight in NY ?
>>152485780habs nayshion
>>152485780french is a loud language
>>152485821That's not even true.
>>152485797Fans use it as an excuse to take a trip to NYC. They’re probably not doing that to Minnesota or Raleigh
>>152485797there are a lot of travel agencies that sell all in packages to games anywherealso ny is not far from mourialwith the boys we drove to an isles/hasbs game once it was really nice
>>152485821nique ta mère pédale (i <3 you)
>>152485834she doesn't have a pedal you idiot
>kangz
>>152485844kek
>>152485844Elite nutmeg 2bh
>>152485844DISTINCT KICKING MOTION
>>152485844I hope Doughnut does that vs Sweden in the Olympics.
>>152485844
>>152485872lol yuup
What in the fuck do the Canucks think they are doing?
>>152485919anon the nucks dont think
>>152485844distinct kicking motion means the pwhl refs would definitely call this offside
>>152485919
>>152485986>Couldbig key word there, especially when you just traded away your captain
quinn hughes look like he's about to break down in tears at every given moment, how was he captain material lmao
>>152486007Who gives a shit if he was captain? Never got captain-material vibes from him anyway. They probably gave him the C to give him an incentive to stay.
Respect on Hughes for not pulling a Johnny hockey and promising to sign before pulling the rug on the team and fleeing to Columbus.
My knighties mog your shit peem
poo peeland
>>152486154
next time you chuds complain about a fourth line heart and soul guy being given the C over the teams top skill guy just remember quinn hughes pouting on the bench when the nuckies were losing.
>>152486051Absolutely, has manlet mcbust and bitch marner vibes for sure
Chandler Stepenson has one of the worst contracts in the NHL
>>152486266yep
>>152486138we call that the tavares
this metro 2033 game is pretty good
>>152486045Well he did play for a canadian team
>>152486138>Respect on Hughes for not pulling a Johnny hockeyEXCUSE ME??
>>152486311Hello from 15 years ago
>>152486446hello /v/tard newfag, what did I tell you about being a faggot?
>>152486459Whatever you said its advice you're not following yourself
