Please join me in watching the Houston Texans take on the Arizona Cardinals. I was planning to make a joke about Kyler Murray playing CoD but I guess he's dead. I didn't even know Jacoby Brissett was still in the league.Texies are undefeated since I returned to the States. Coincidence? Kickoff in half a bong (30 bings)
also, post what you're sipping on for this shitshow. picrel is pretty decent
>10 minutes to kickoff and no one ITTat least it's better than when it's a nationally televised game and the thread is filled with retards
Kekaroo
That was quick.
Texans tuddy
How we Feelin berdbros
yeah berds are getting blown the fuck out today. 30 point loss incoming
>>152490801Kek Nico scores on second play, Jacoby Brisket bout to get booty blasted
it's already over
FOOOOOM
Finally I get to watch a game and be in a thread that isn’t going at Mach speed. Unfortunately I need to go to a bday lunch at 2 so I’ll miss the end. Anybody ever been to 8oz >fumble steakhouse?
what the hecks goin on with these TexiesI just turned it on and they already scored?
Kek rip berds
>>152490801Go Texans!!!
>no primetime cumbrains shitting up comfy thread>no more pressure of killing chiefs playoff hopes>special teams and defense doing what they do besthow we feeling, texansbros?
>>152491484Why so empty?
>>152491463we're so back
>>152490801hope y'all are keeping warm. just went out and got pizza and it was windy and like 45*
>still shit in red zoneThis needs to be fixed before playoffs
>>152491484have a good time, fren. hope you get a good dinner after the game too
>another redzone attempt results in field goalit's all so damn tiresome
how
how are the cards a professional football team
he struggled so hard on that name>to'o to'o to'o to....'o
>Jacoby Brisket
>>152491624don't act like you're not familiar with rooting for a shit team
>>152491510Houston doesn't care about the Texans unless they're 1st place in the entire league
>>152491510too cold outside
>>152491700Houston doesn't care about the Texans
>>152491700>>152491730>75,000 instead of 80,000 is "empty"
>>152491730I care t. heightscuck
>>152491510Houston is a party city so everyone is waking up just now, Texans games need the late timeslot for games to be full.
WOODY DED????
>>152491784He leaves every game and then comes back.
Are the chargers going to chorge after all the work my Texies secondary put in last week?
>>152491746I liked the heights. sadly downtown is kill. it was dying when I left last year and it looks to be even worse now
>dad is already snoring in his chaircomfy sunday, lads
Wait that WASN'T by design? Coulda fooled me!
why did he dive?
ok we fuckup and that allows us to score a touchdown. The Red Zone is a mystery.
a wee bit of trickery from my texies (:
>Woody missileHe’s gonna get himself injured isn’t he
>>152491988>woody missileI wish my penor had a cool nickname
So who's trading for kyler Murray as the Cardinals blow it up?
>>152491930Just like they drew it up
Jacoby Brisket owes us blood
>>152492173they were saying Jacoby is 8-2 all time against the Texans on the radio this week, which is surprising because he is 20-40 all time as a starter.
>>152492229he's a good QB that's played on a bunch of shit teams
>>152492070Murray is a future Raider or Saint
>>152491624you just need to let the game transpire to see Brisket be a threat
>>152492264
>mfw CJ and the O meme themselves into another tuddy
The FOX scorebug still looks so poverty
Why are YOUR reffies like this?
>professional athletes
Finally, our Texies are fun to watch again
PINEAPPLE MANX1
>>152492627it's x2 though
>>152492653My bad, I was late today and missed the first pineapple
Do the Carsd even have any fans on /espee/?
Man that was a 2023 Stroudian pass!
nice to see Stroud more confident now
>>152493023He knows the Neck is on his ass.
>>152492264>he's a good QB that's played on a bunch of shit teamsTrue
What is this devil magic in the redzone that prevents offense from getting a tuddie?
Pineapple x3
>>152493128>black coaches
>>152493128>black quarterbacks
>>152493128>What is this devil mag--It's CJ.
>Nuk>in a Ravens jacketGrim.
>everyone dyingclassic game
CAM ON JALENCATCH SOME FACKIN PEEKIES
My Texies turning over on downies :)
my texies' defense (:
When will the toxins stop relying on the kicker as their crutch?
my texies' offense ):
>halftime>79 posts ITTfeels comfy bros
>>152493858I think this has been the slowest gamethread of the season. I blame the Carsd.
>>152493640When the team stops being top 5 worst teams in the league. Never even appeared in a superbowl along with the Browns, Jags, and Lions
>>152493901my texies will make it to the AFCCG and then get reffed to death. screenshot it now
>>152493947Yeah, this is a Championship team, no doubt about it. The reffies and the league will be our greatest opponent.
Brisket owns this defense
stingley clearly overrated
>>152494082Uhhhhh how bout dem Texies :l
that's game GG
Absolute ball hawk
my texies's defense (:
when did the NFL begin wearing those oversized helmets?
This Jordan cat can run!
>got to the red zone but didn't scorefg incoming
>>152494250Like around 2023
>bussy bump>illegal formationevery time
can we all just take a moment to appreciate Dare?
>>152494325Really grinds my gears
RARE SCHULTZ TUDDIE
my texies (:
>avatar>avatar way of water>avatar fire and ashis avatar lightning and thunder next?
>>152494463they've already announced that number 4 is being made
>>152494463either that or "To Dust" or something
I may be getting ahead of myself but Ceej may be back to HIM status.
>>152494496I seem to vaguely recall that Cameron made the first one with ideas for seven goddamn movies in his mind
>>152494450
>>152494463I have watched exactly 3 minutes out of all of that shit.
>>152494567>game isn't into the 4th quartergo away attention whore
>>152494572then you missed some of the funniest moments in movie history>flying into battle with flight of the valkyrie while casually sipping from a coffee cup>mining a planet for a rare element called "unobtain-ium"
>>152494572based and same. Not falling for the 3D meme
The Texans needed a good 30+ point offensive production game. Even if it is against a garbage team. Tired of them winning or losing 20-17 every game.
Special teams doing special thangz!
>>152494792I'm extremely disappointed in the 14 points desu. should've never been higher than 10
>>152494792People were calling this a trap game so it's nice seeing them go over 30
>>152494835Maybe the defense is chillin' because they have a cushion. Don't want to hurt themselves? They were in desperation mode against the Bills, Colts, and Chiefs.
>>152494835Can't fault the Texans D on that. Brisket and McBride are an uber elite duo
>>152494835the game has essentially been over since the first quarter though
>>152494835Kek it's like a reverse of that Brady meme, "we're only up by 40!"
Texans would be a 0-18 team without Kaimi
>texans in the red zone
>>152494983my pineapple
>kickoff return to the 25>40 yard field goal 3 plays later
>>152494983most teams would "lose" if you cancelled out kicker points, kinda dumb rationale. If you have watched enough football you would know that kickers used to be even more important when defenses were allowed to actually play football and offenses were not flag football players.
Why have they only shown up a handful of times compared to last week's game?
>>152495071wouldn't the same amount of teams lose?
>>152495194clete blakeman is decent
Yup, the inevitable 4th quarter secondary off the gas pedal and undisciplined
will anderson has been awfully quiet since buffalo
>>152495314vegas spread
>20 pts allowed
I would imagine people that talk to their phones and Alexa n shieet lack an inner monologue.
>>152495424I feel the same. when all the "experts" were making their predictions of cards scoring 21 to 28 and when the vegas spread was 42 total points, i laughed. now I'm just embarrassed to claim they are a top 5 defense
>>152495461I will never understand it. I've never had the desire to talk to a machine
>>152495505We're not winning the Owl if we allow the Carsd of all teams to score that many pts
>>152495696Rams and Jags both allowed them to score 20 points as well
>>152495662When you realize that most people can't even picture an apple in their head, it makes sense.
kek I know it's not the texies game but shedeur sanders throwing pick after pick is quite hilarious>>152495696the league won't allow our texies to win
>5 PitreI luv that bobbleheaded SOB like you wouldn't believe
>>152495696Teams always get garbage points to make a game look closer than it is. This is due to different defensive plays to keep the clock running and play preventive and sometimes rotating out starters to rest them
>>152495946I know guy, I'm just doomposting so as to not jinx our Texies (which I may have just done anyway for telling you)
>>152495696I was wondering where you've been. thought you might be at the game kek
Apologize to me right now
>>1524961393rd goal against backups. At least we scored.
CJ Stroud and TLaw having a competition of who can trounce a shit team betterboth have 4 touchdowns today
>>152496190>we post ID and position on roster with timestamp
>>152496092Lol I'm not that guy that posts that pic a lot. I just decided to use it cuz I too noticed he hadn't been posting today
>>152496210The raiders got blanked today. Surely the texies won't allow them to drop 30 next week, right?
>>152496223it's like this nigga posting the shotgun pepe pretending to be me, the op>>152496139
>>152496298>pretending to be meyou're not special. If your woman brain craves attention that bad, get a trip or vpn
>>152496298I mean, we're all Texiebros at the end of the day. My memes are your memes.
>>152496340real texies fans know I'm special
>>152496367>still not julia moralesat least we fucking on the texans bed, right?
Stop calling them texies you fucking zoom zooms
>>152496432They've been winning since we adopted the Texies moniker thoughbeit.
>>152496432no
>>152496494>weyou're a faggot pats fag
>>152496432>le generational divide tacticssup, rabbi. Real Texies fans take on many ages and don't bring eachother down
Fox just went to FINAL instead of letting the clock lapse, that makes me mad!
good game texiebros. glad to see some real offense for once. see y'all next sunday for the raiders
>>152496638They can't allow CJ to spread the word of God
ATTENTIONPATRICK MAHOMES IS HOLDING ONTO HIS KNEE AND DOWNNO FURTHER QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME
>>152496656Man, we are gonna have the Raidahs for lunch
>>152496432>newfaggingTexies have been the Texies for as long as I’ve been /here/ and it isn’t changing for (You).
Birdbros we’re getting Mendoza then all the Latinos will sell out every game and his passing touch is what we need to get the ball down the field no problem with that elite defense.
>>152496776>brisett scored 3 touchdownsI hope so but also geez
>>152496807raiders need to win a game first
>>152496807>then all the Latinos will sell out every gamePhoenix is all mexicans and we don't care about cubans like Mendoza. If he was mexican then sure.
Texans win!!ggs CardsbrosI just got back from a wedding reception to see we won by 20 points. Good shit Texies
>>152496799How long has that been? On /sp/ they have always been the toxins.
>>152496819espn win probability was 90% at 14 minutes left in the 1st quarter. I'm not too concerned that they took their foot off the gas
>>152496922welcome back fren. we finally had some offense this week
>>152496928/nfl/ always calls them the toxins but /our thread/ always says texies. everyone knows gennies are cancer
>>152496928/here/ in texans game threads we don’t use toxins anon. It’s been that way for 4+ years.
>>152496928>they have always been the toxinsyou nu? we're the 8-8s
Am I crazy to think if there ever was a chance for the Texans to make it to their first conference championship game this would be the year? Broncos and Pats are both frauds and there isn't a clear dominant team in the AFC. If the offense can even be slightly competent like today and with this defense I feel like this is their best chance ever to make it past the 2nd round, which they never have. Assuming they win out and make the playoffs in the first place...
>>152497879it's certainly possible. but the jags only have one realistically loseable game remaining and home field would be a huge benefit for this team. if the season ended today, they'd be playing at foxborough. not an ideal place to play in January
>>152498815>>152497879but also this is the best texans team I've seen in a long time. they're coming together at the right time after choking those games early in the season. if they're ever gonna do it, this will be the year. windows don't last long in this league
>>152497253>only 4 years>calling me newwew
>thread still uptexies stay winning
>/sp/ dedGenerals killed this place
when is it gonna be sunday again?
kek /sp/ is kill. meanwhile the odds for the texans' game on Sunday has ballooned to -14.5. Announcers will be Andrew Catalon and Charles Davis. I hate that we always get the shit announcers
