Ole man Rivers needs to wrap this one up before bedtime.
>>152496099Unc finna style on these young uns.
He's backEpic moment
Rivers IS /sp/
Guy remembered he has 50 kids and needs money
>>152496099ok might watch these shit teams for the rivers kino
holy fuck my goat is back!!
He cant possibly memorize the whole playbook in less than a week
Novelty game. Should be in the bag already
>>152496442supposidly was running the same o for his hs team he coaches
>>152496442well he had to memorize all his kids names so sounds ez pz
>>152496442Shane only runs 10 plays so it can't be too hard
MAHOMES IS DOWNHOLDING ONTO HIS KNEE AND DOWN
>>152496573KWAB
This is the game. Colts winning the Super Bowl.
LETS GO>>152496180theres a legitimate chance the seahawks put him in the hospital kek
LETS GO UNC
I'm excited.
>>152496777based
why didnt indy try to get russell wilson? kek
>>152496442Rivers knows the playbook front to back with his eyes shut and played under Steichen as his offensive coordinator in SD.
Is this gonna be kino?
>>152497335it should be a blowout. sauce gardner is not playing either
>>152497335can only hope fren
>>152497297we already have a guy who throws the ball in the stands 4 times in a row
>>152497335One way, or the other.
>le wholesome chungus Dadbod Rivers xPHope he goes 8/20 with a few picks in the first half so this reddit bullshit can wrap up ASAP
>>152497335they're literally going to make Disney movies about the Superb Owl run
>>152497297because they couldn't
>>152497297He's signed with the gnats.
Jag fan here. I'm actually rooting for the Colts today. Go get em unc.
Philly Riv finna boutta throw a bunch of touchdown passes like sperm into his wife's vagina
>>152497450why not? he will never play another down for the giants. they could have traded him for a 20th round pick
>10 childrenwhat the fuck
3 solid games all at the same time this sucks
>>152497475V I R I L I T Y
>>152497475>grandchildren Is even crazier.
>>152497473KEK.
HOWTHE FUCKIS HE STARTINGNFLYOU ARE A PARODYKYS
I think the last time i actively posted on /sp/ was when Roivers was a charger and would always sperg out
Rivers is fat as fuck damn
This motherfucker is gonna die, but it will entertaining.
Texies checking in. Looking forward to seeing if Phil survives contact with a good pass rush. On one hand, I want to see the Colts punished for their hubris, but on the other if Rivers performs really well, we could make him into a “The Rookie” style of movie.
>>152497474no they couldn't have
I wasn't even on 4chan the last time Rivers played.
lmao he sounds like he's gassed just in this pre game interview. colts are cooked, L conditioning lol im praying he doesnt get hurt
I hope Rivers doesn't cost us twelves the 1 seed.
>>152497489>he doesnt have redzone, LMAO.
>>152496099Felipe Rios there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. A long time.
>NFL quarterbacks can literally stand up from the sofa after 5 years and dust off the cheeto dust and play startingis it THAT hard to find quarter backs??
SEA
Let's go Rivers!
>>152497531im sure the giants would love to get him off the payroll. he is on a 1 year deal they are not re-signing himthey would trade him for a bag of balls
NFL handoff right there, old man still has it
Hate this announcer, you're saying "TELLER," his name is TAYLOR motherfucker
>>152497524I think every AFC south nigga secretly wants him to win.
>>152497585sure but they can't
*maybe* we can see a game managing masterclass for a W but idk i think seattle is too good to be clamped by the colts defense lol
ELITE handoffs
>>152497489Whoever decided the SNF and MNF games this season needs to be fired
GRANDPA STILL GOT IT
The league is better Rivers in it, I miss his autism and faces he would make.
HERE WE GO
>>152497546Redzone is soulless, watching 1 game at a time is God's plan
THAT IS NOT HOW TAYLOR IS PRONOUNCED
first down rivers ELITE
>i could do that
CANT RATTLE THE RIVERS FAGGOTS
>>152497673This will unironically embiggen Tom Brady to make a comeback
I've seen enough: extend Phil
I watched Ole Rivers in his prime.
PLEASE just score on the first drive
>>152497657based and blessed.
Why did it wobble so much?
He still got it
Trap gameLions plz win
>>152497710He'd have to sell his stake in the raiders.
Imagine if you're one of his students and suddenly coach is playing in the nfl
I bet his 10 kids are proud
STOP SAYING TELLER YOU MOTHERFUCKER
GREAT PASS BY RIVERS 1ST DOWN
>>152497735could he play for the raiders?
>>152497765Only if he sold his stake.
>>152497561>is it that hard to find 32 starter-quality qbs in the entire worldturns out this shit is a little hard
>>152497735Goodell would make an exception
lmao he tried to murder that guy
My boy Phillip can't win with these cats
Warren has no hands
>>152497765Owners aren't allowed to play, the rule goes back to the Paul Brown days.
THESE SHITTERS ARE LETTING PHIL DOWN
>>152497765for about 35 seconds, that'll be about as long as it takes for the offensive line to let him suffer a career-ending injury
>>152496099That’s RTP on mutthomo
stream?my usuals are shit for some reason
Gotta give it to ol phil. He trying out there. But this will be too much for him
bro is actually hammering off some missles, none of this short passing bs, based boomer playstyle
That wasn't nearly as disastrous as I imagined. He throws those hospital balls though. Old school.
>>152496445>Novelty game>NoveltyI don't think you know what that word means
Are we going to watch a 44 year old man die on TV today?
he looks gassed already
rivers can't win with these stone hands receivers
This cute Indian girl was checking me out at the bar last night. Should've got the digits.
>>152497867i nearly saw a 42 year old man die last weekend
>>152497851CBS Sportscontact your local TV Provider for a legal, high quality NFL (tm) experience!
>>152497864It’s very early.
>>152497867He was fine on his first drive. Warren and Taylor need to make those fucking catches.
kek he's gonna get his receivers killed, everyone anticipated the wrong fatality
This is the match.
>>152497851https://live5.totalsportek07.com/Seattle-Seahawks-vs-Indianapolis-Colts/53914
>>152496442Shane Steichen was his QB coach on the Chargers and was using his playbook for his son's high school team.
>>152497866It is unsual for a 44yo qb to come back after five years. It's a novelty game.
>>152497904red or brown indian
>>152497904poo in loo or cut your scalp off indian?
>>152497824Rivers can't with with these cats
>lgtss
Can't Shiver the River
Hes playing like he never left
desu i wish walker would get injured so we could go with charbonnett full time
Okay. Old Man Rivers got the jitters out. Classic Phil TD drive incoming
Rivers > Darnold
>>152497929>>152497940Came here to ask something like this and pics or didn't happen.
Hey Seattle that cool defense doesn't mean shit when you can't move down the field
Seachickens gonna get BTFO
I'd say that throw was mahomesian but Darnold didnt snap his ACL on that play.
>Seattle couldn't score on the first driveIt's so over it hurts.
He warmed his bones up, now the game starts for real
great opening drive boys
>>152497983You've got to be the most retarded person in this thread.
>>152497929>>152497940The poo kind. She had really dark skin, but she had a really nice face, full lips and long hair.
>>152497965nobody making these anymore is how you know there's no soul to the league and/or /sp/ anymore
How racist is the NFL that they'll sign a 45 year old QB who hasn't played in 5 years over signing a black QB?
thetvapp.to is downWhere can I watch the game??
white people should not be alloud to play football
Just got here, how's Rivers doing?
>>152498056charbs is better. walker is only good in the open field. the first thing he does when he hits the line is cut left or right instead of getting through the hole like charbs doesim sorry you dont understand football very well and just like established players.
>>152498074Last time they gave Kapernig a chance, he used the opportunity to make a Nike commercial
>>152498061Zoom zooms can't into humor. Their biggest claim to fame is putting food on Pepe's head.
>>152497923thanks friend
>>152498117Too fat
>>152498074they already have one on the roster but he shot his eye out with a rubber band
>>152498090das rite!
>seahawks on offensei sleep>rivers playingreal shit
>>152498161Yeah, Rivers needs to lose about 20lbs
>>152498161Rivers maybe
Colts-Steelers AFCCGRivers - Rodgers.
>all it took for Shane to actually run the ball is a geriatric at QB
>>152498090>alloudBlack people shouldn't be allowed to speak English.
Okay. Now THAT was an old man duck
is Seattle actually filled with crazy leftist kikes like they say?
DETROIT - 7 RAMS - 0
I am not finna listen to this man say "Teller" instead of Taylor for 3 hours
>>152496099>known grandpainteresting phrasing
elite checkdown
>>152498255It's not quite Portland but it's close
So the coach hasn't chnaged his playbook in 10 years?
>get paid millions of dollars just to hand it off to Jonathan TaylorWhat a life.
>Bring Rivers in out of retirement>hand the ball off every playwth bros
Old Man Rivers knows how to move the chains
>>152498255Yes. Unironically just elected a never employed trust fund baby socialist as its mayor.
>>152498255Seattle itself yeahSettle metro area isn't too bad
>>152498283How did Portland get so bad?
was that john daly in the stands?
mcdonald needs to stop the conservative playBLITZ THE OLD MAN
>>152498255like who says? You need to get off /pol/ and touch grass
>>152498320lollmao
Bro, he already has like 50 yards passing
Elite handoffs.
>>152498320Cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>152498255The last time I was in Seattle I saw a black dude injection drugs into his cock in broad daylight in the middle of traffic.
he's actually moving the chains
I wonder if Mr Abdullah knows his photos are frequently used to race-bait online.
>>152498320The government did a lot of A-bomb testing in Oregon. Seriously. Look it up.
Based handoffs and 3rd down conversions.
>>152498361I believe this happened to you!
GOD BLESS RIVERSGOD BLESS THE COLTSTOTAL SEACOCK DEATH
>>15249834631 yds
>>152498320>>152498320Whit women
>>152498351I've never seen a ball handed off so beautifully.
unc is cooking
zoomerbros...we lost.
Mr. Rivers’ wife is getting bred by a Black cock as we speak
>>152498363Idk why people thought a veteran QB would shatter into glass after only a few years of retirement.
I feel like that's a pretty obvious flag. River's feet look awful.
River's footwork is legitimately a 0/10 right now LOL
>>152496099Obvious PI, Rivers can’t win with these refs
>>152498369i love her
>>152498391And how much does Darnold Duck have?
>getting btfo by a literal grandpathis is embarrassing. It's never been more over.
Refs got it out for Phil!
>>152498427he retired 5 years ago bluh
>>152498441Man's gotta do ladders when he gets home.
>>152498427I just thought his throws would be worse lol
>>152498441always was
That Anaconda movie looks terrible
Philip Rivers is throwing beach balls out there
Just playing in this game is legendary, it should increase Rivers' playoff odds
Chadlennials Never Lose
*sup faggots*
WE'RE LOSING TO A GRANDPA
>>1524984576. the seahawks have had the ball for 1 drive
I forgot rivers was back for this game
>>152498482His arm is the only thing I thought would be fine. That doesn't really go away. Nolan Ryan was able to throw 80MPH at 65.
Rivers looks comical. I feel like I’m watching the entire game that would be alluded to in some cheap family holiday comedy-drama movie.
>>152498492>Implying right wingers are intelligent enough to organise anythingLOL
>>152498441surprised he has any footwork without his walker
>>152498492fuck off dude nobody cares. take your sorry bait somewhere else
wonder how is endurance will be in the fourth quarter >>152498492it's called January 6th
>carved up by grandpa phil stumbling around without his walkerplease loins....
>>152498492>>152498492take your meds we're watching football
>League is so shit that some grandpa can dice up one of the best defenses of the league
The pacific northwest is too beautiful and is wasted on the libtards that live there.
How do you even raise 10 kids? How does that even work?
>>152497735No way dude. Conflicts of interest are for suckers and poor people. Rich chads can just ignore the rules now. Big Donnie has broken the paradigm. If it's good enough for the president it's good enough for me
people are still saying BACKSLASH when it's a forward slash?
>>152498457darnold now has more yards than rivers
>>152498597when you have money, you can pay other people to raise your kids for you
>>152498586>diced up>best defense in the league Neither of those things are true.
>>152498597People did that for centuries, guy.
>>152498597spending $200k on babysitters
>>152498590Only reddit fags care about "muh beautiful nature" so it checks
>>152498597when you make millions of dollars you can afford to hire 10+ nannies to raise your kids for you
>>152498647kys jew.
Why would they sign Phillip Rivers? This guy is a perennial loser and playoff choker.
>>152498572>left wingers think with their feelingsTrump voters confirmed left wingers.
I forgot the Clots defense is literally diarrhea
>>152498492Right wingers are pussies. Just because you are 250lbs and drive a lifted truck doesnt mean you are hard. Kirk got a hole put in his throat and nothing happened
>>152498597a harem
god walker fucking sucks
>>152498597When the oldest get to a certain age they kinda raise themselves
>>152498511Well, there's 2 drives and Old Man Rivers looks better than Darnold so far
>>152498590Truth, I lived in Salem Oregon for a few years back in the 2000s and it was so beautiful
>>152498597The older kids eventually raise the younger ones.
Women that went to prison are the most important. We need to think about them
>>152498668apologize
>>152498590Conservatards would log the shit out the area and ruin it
Uh oh. I think we got ourselves a slurper on our hands.
>>152498597Pay sexy latina maids to help
>>152498702Uhh no thanks dumbass
Was rivers throwing action always so wonky looking?
Philip Rivers? What is this, a QB or a melting snowpack?
>>152498689darnold - 35 yds 3ptsrivers - 31 yds 3pts
>>152498719Yea he has a weird snap release
>>152498719yeah he's always kinda pushed the ball
>>152498719Yes. He always had that unorthodox motion.
>>152498719no, he needs to get back into an nfl qb feel. it's gonna be awkward for a while
>>152498713The internet caused every moderately-attractive female to become a massive whore for little reward.
>>152498647this is such a brown person post lmao
RAMS - 7LIONS - 7
>>152498597Older kids can help raise the other ones after a certain point
>>152498719Zoomer
>>152498722darnold- 27 years old, played last Sundrivers- 44 years old
>>152498722>>152498689also darnold is 3 for 3rivers is 3 of 8
>>152498713Way too floppy
>>152498757wow never seen this opinion before
>>152498760Well I am mexican but what I said is still true
>>152498791we'll compare stats when its over
wearing a costume to a football game is psychopath shit
>>152498757We haven't even seen the repercussions when little Timmy stumbles on his moms tiktok thot videos in the future.
>>152498795yeah dude just plant trees and wait 50 years
Quickest 1st quarter in NFL history
>>152498817You dont deserve our pristine nature, pablo
>>152498827for >>152498783
Why didn't they bring back Andrew Luck?
>>152498780Talking about Portland?
>>152498846not even the quickest first quarter of these games
>>152498873Would he even come back?
>>152498873Luck is even less game-ready than Rivers. He looks like an emaciated twink now.
>>152498795tell this to the greek
>>152498873couldn't get a message to him in time because pony express folded
>>152498795If it's a lie that hurts American industries, you can bet your ass that libtards will be injecting it directly into their veins.
>>152498901good for him, honestlyhe seems really happy in his role at standford
>>152498807Subscribe to my channel
>commercial break>watch 2 plays>commercial breakfootball is probably the worst sport to watch.
>>152498828How come?
>>152498873wanted somebody who wasnt a bust
>>152498913lmao
>>152498919>nothing>watch zero plays>nothingdivegrass is worse
>>152498873luck didn't want to break his neck again
I am absolutely craving a vermicelli bowl but cannot justify the calories. All I can think about is vermicelli
>>152498826Those pants should be illegal
gotta go faster than that phil
challenge THIS*brap*
he was out
They should use Leonard on 3rd down plays. Give more options to either rpo or playaction
Philip has zero power in his passes lol
>>152496099Rios’s passes have actually been pretty accurate but Xeattle’s DB’s are committing PI literally every single time
>>152498947this is a post made by a womanno man has ever said something like thispost your tits and vagina NOW
Looked complete to me.
>>152498947What are you a fucking women or getting paid for your physique? If not just eat it.
Warren is ruining all these dimes from uncle Phil
>>152498771sorry I wasn't born in the 1950 like you anon
I think fouts could do alright next week
>I need an antidepressant to make my current antidepressant betterWhat.
>>152498983>>152498987I have dropped 70 lbs this year while lifting and getting stronger, I want to get to 75lbs lost before years end
>>152498991My mom was born in 1950 be nice.
Phil just can't win with these shitters
>>152498984You know less ball than me
>>152499013good job anon
>>152498991Ok so you're just a boomer then.
Theyre trying to give the Colts a w lol
>These aren't all the side effects
Warren has fucked up at least 2 first down throws from Rivers.
>>152499010napoleon took depression increasers because he was so arrogant
>>152499025We respect the refs here
>>152498984At first I didn’t see it and called for a challenge but the replay made it pretty clear. An understandable but unfortunately wrong challenge.
>>152499035all fishtank fags must fucking hang
>>152499043>depression increasers
>>152499035FDA would find 30 side effects for drinking water
>>152499034>shecocks’ DBs mugging the Colts every snap with no flagsBut yeah it’s been a total Colts refshow, especially that completion call they just reversed
>>152498873Why not Peyton?
>free challenge :^)fuck all refs. world against phil
>>152499039he's like 12 give him time
wow rare jsn drop
>ohio st receivers
I don't like how commentators fellate good players after fuckups now. Just say "uncharacteristic drop from him" and move the fuck on.
>JSN dropWashed.
>>152499089Rivers has his nuts QUAKING.
>>152498966Leonard is injured, it's the only reason they even hired Rivers.
refs are trying so hard to keep indy in this game lmao
Its been almost two years since I have had pizza
You are not allowed to be called "Njigba">>152499050
>>152499104you expect too much from cbs
>>152499122hawks are getting away with DPI every play what are you talking about
>>152499122>overturned their catchDo you know how retarded you sound?
Darnold can't feel pressure. He's a bum.
okay
>>152499122>don’t call penalties we commitHow much more blatant did you want that offsides to be kek
We still doing applebees after this bros?
>>152499141you dont know what DPI is
>>152498991You must be 18 to post here anon
Neon green should be banned as a color for sports teams. Only construction workers should wear it.
reminder that all seahawks fans are zoomers from the LEGION OF BOOOOOOOOOM era and unironically can't readeverything they post will be fucking stupid
Darn old literally translates to Phil Rivers
I had to go poop what'd a i miss 2 fgs?
That's the smothering Colts defense we were all expecting
>>152499163You should consider seeing a therapist.
imagine throwing a fit like that on camera when you can look up and see you did it
How is Rivers doing my fellow virgins, just tuned in
Just got back from the gym, how has Phillip Rivers looked?
>>152499168he's onto something. a slow enough pass from rivers can draw early contact
Rivers gives me hope I can play NFL QB one day
>>152499184You should consider eating good in the neighborhood
>>152499199>>1524992083/9 for 31 yds
>>152499180>>152499199>>152499208>>152499219Can you please fuck off?
>>152499199>>152499208Slow and awkward. But dude can hand a ball off like no one else.
>this game
>>152499208WOMEN!
>>152499163You buying?
Darnold seeing ghost again?
>NFL executives when they see the viewership from Rivers
>Can you please fuck off?
>THROW FISH>PLAY PEARL JAM AND AICnfl needs to get a new script
>>152496099this game fucking sucks
You non ball knowers can't even see how genius Rivers' pre snap audibles are.
did that sign say those crab legs cost $1,000
>>152499182My nigga Trevor put up 30 on em.
>>152499275as a seattilite its so fucking lame. just put an indian curling 25lbs in the squat rack if you want to capture 2025 seattle
>>152499163im gonna hit a bar near my place for the night game
>>152499252>>152499208How come when God designed the Asian woman he declined to give them any boota?
>>152499285the bengals offense was better with flacco than it has been with burrow just because of how valuable old man pre-snap is
The year is 2020, I watch Phillip Rivers hand the ball off to Jonathan Taylor. The year is 2025, I watch Phillip Rivers hand the ball off to Jonathan Taylor.
Lol I love phil
Unc... Not like this
LMAO
THEYRE NOT ALLOWED TO HIT RIVERS
Damn. That was an old man moment for sure
Damn they should have got his son to play for the colts.
My unc
>>152499285It's not audible for me tbqh
GRANDPA HAS THE MOVES
>>152499286it was $99.99 they just wrote the decimal point small
He slipped on the shecock paint
>rivers is a grandpa
>naming your son gunnerwhy do white people do dis?
unc bros I don't feel so fly
getting up and running 3 yards, let him take a nap
>those old man stumbleslmao>still going to win the gamenot so lmao
Damn man, thats rough.
Elite footwork.
bros...
Is sacking yourself the best base for being a QB?
LOL
44 is not that old right guys? Like generally I mean. That's still pretty young.
>>152499359>Not wanting your son to show up on forms as Rivers, Gunner
>>152499391looks like me trying to get out of bed
Downs had that circle around move work once against the Raiders and has tried it every single time he's caught the ball since and lost two yards every single time
>>152499396its extremely old for an NFL player
>>152499396it isn't if you're not playing professional sports
>>152499396Yea but you have to maintain exercise to be youthful
>>152499396anon...
>>152499396Generally yeah, for football though like 29 is old
>>152499391I can hear the dadgummit from here
>>152499396For his generation? Yes, but for us we'll still look early 30s at 44.
Embarrassingly I’m younger than Rivers and would look much worse out there
Unc marching down the fieldthanks reffies
>>152499396It's not but he should be playing softball, no QB in the NFL
>>152499396the fact that he could even suit up and play with under a weeks notice in the fucking NFL at 44 is top .1% of all humans
im in the best shape of anyone ITT
Why the fuck would you run backwards you tard
reffies with a big 2nd quarter
>>152499434pls have a dick
>3rd and 7>5 yard penalty >3rd and 5Uh what?
rivers can't win with these cats
>>152499313They forsaked him in Japan. You see the biggest believers tend to have the biggest asses. Its true look it up.
>>152499484Stop noticing things.
>>152499396You're already seen as old if you're in your mid-30s in the NFL, those hits add up.
Did Taylor get hurt? It's weird that 90% of play calls are passes.
>>152499482Are you a Boer, and Anglo, a Coloured, or a Bantu? For some reason I automatically assume all South African posters are white
>>152499473i hit 185x2 on OHP last week
>>152499359>Not naming your son Hunter or Colt
>>152499313A few rare ones do
NO SIR
i'm thinking rivers tush push here
Unc still got it.
I like his little old man belly
>>152499457Actually it means handegg is not serious and is an easy sport
QB sneak do it
>>152499396I'm 49 :( It sucks
>ACCEPTING PENALTY SO THEY CAN SCOREVERY COOLERYCOOL
I believe in Phillip Rivers.... but these fucking shitheads around him are gonna lose it.
>>152499525they should teach warren to tush push though that kid is huge
we haven't converted a meaningful 4th and 1 in 15 years
>>152499520much like boobs, it doesn't count on fat women
>>152499501>You see the biggest believers tend to have the biggest asses. Its true look it up.Explain Arab and Nafri butts then
>>152499520the fact that I will die a khv instead of growing old with a fat asian lady keeps me up at night
>>152499501Forsook, not forsaked, that's not a word.
>>152499520god damn i want a fat azn wife
>>152499517i have no idea what that means kek
BreakingThe Denver Broncos have called in a new QB
why the fuck did they accept
>>152499396I'm that age and feel like shit literally all the time. I was also an alcoholic for about 20 years so that didn't help.
>>152499539false start cant be denied
>>152499525What the hell are you talking about? lmao
Rivers looking like prime Jamarcus Russell
Clots bros, if we had this kicker all season we would literally only have 2 losses on the season.
>>152499539you can't accept or decline false starts
>>152499313Because it's better that way, if you like big asses you can be black somewhere else>>152499520Too fat
>>152496099did he adopt a bunch of black kids?
RAMS - 14LIONS - 10>>152499568its a dead ball foul, cant decline
>>152499584No.
>>152499566over head press? do you not lift?
>>152499515Yes
>>152499561when did you knew you're a faggot?
Could the Seahawks not just decline the penalty? It's weird a penalty would help the offense ever
>>152499584He's mormon, they wouldn't be allowed in the house.
I know the league likes to play with its storylines and narratives, and Seattle is the eternal “loud stadium” but I can’t help but feel like the broadcast is always purposely leaving crowd noise at a higher then average value vs any other stadium.
>>152499584this poster is indian
>>152499584No they were all made the old fashioned way.
gramps back on top
>>152499313To keep niggers away from them
>>152499564Me too anon, it's just not fair
>>152499602naw, just hot yoga and pilates. i didnt say im the stronkest.
>Rivers' wife after the 7th child
>>152499613its a primary penalty. there is no accepting or declining
>>152499571>>152499581VERYCOOL
>>152499613This
>>152499645literally imagine the smell
>>152499623that's a lot of storks...
I'm 40 and still feel like I did when I was in my 20s. I work with guys young enough to be my kids who can't pickup stuff off the floor without struggling. The only thing I think is different is I can't deal with the cold like I did as a young man. I used to go camping with nothing but a light weight sleeping bag, these days when I take my kids out Im running a heavy sleeping bag even in the summer lolJust don't get fat and do some sort of exercise.
>>152499552my stupid gf is fat and has small tits too. fucking feels bad man
can you imagine growing up in the 90s? What a lame ass period of time. Apparently transphobia was at its worst then too
Unironically how come the NFL qb position has taken such a huge step back that Flacco and Rivers are able to do this as grandpas?With the NBA it's taken for granted each successive era is better than the previous, how is that not true for the NFL as well?
>>152499623how do you make them the old fashioned way
>>152499584>>152499584lol, no way. it's too arayan
Seattle finna get 20 flags and lose 3 to 9 lol
>>152499620He's mormon? Are you fucking kidding me?
>>152499520imagine the egg roll farts
>>152499613Primary penalty, in a situation like that it can backfire because if you get it to 1st down it'll still be taken back, can go either way.
>>152499613how do i get latina gf if im a 32 yo khv
>>152499679god I love white women so much
Colts kicker is a twink
>>152499696Be white. That's it
BIG GUY BIG BIG GUY
>>152499690nah I'm just fucking with you
>>152499679Black "run first" QBs took over the league and they have the shelf life of a running back
>>152499703What kicker isnt?
>>152499692mmmmmmmmmm
>>152499671Ah yes, who could forget those halcyon days of running home from school to play Nintendo after a hard day of hunting down trannies in the halls and burning pride flags. Take me back.
>>152499620mormon phil rivers in the 1840s would've pulled at least 40 kids, maybe 50
>>152499679Black QBs
>>152499696How many Latinas have you even interacted with? Talk to em nigga
KEN WALKER FUCKING SUCKS
>>152499679The league changed the rules to protect black QBs and play has gotten worse because of it.
>>152499679Rivers and Flacco were a lot better than casuals realize. With today's QB protection it's much easier for them to chill in the pocket and just run the offense. The arm is the last thing to go away.
>>152499705I mean, you also have to be a tad interesting.
>>152499705i am white but kinda retarded
>>152499732>>152499729>>152499717>black black blackObsessed.
Darnold is retarded.
Sloppy firsts
>>152499717Explain why the second best white quarterback in the league, Joe Burrow, is currently having an offense looking worse than the corpse of Joe Flacco had it looking
Colts W
We're so back
kubiak shit play calling wtf is he doing
>>152499728You forgot about having 4 wives.
GOOD SHIT
>>152499771we don't advertise tock slop here ya simp
>>1524996791) Black QBs2) QBs are now expected to be both mobile and passing3) QB coaching is in the dumps right now because of focus on mobile QBs + good coaches retired, there's not much to teach if you're telling your QB to run or hand it off for 50% of plays4) QBs are much more fragile and prone to leg injuries, even though stats say time and time again that the best, most efficient and longest-lived QBs are those who can sling it and have good pocket presence5) Black QBs
>Booing your own teamIt's a mystery why you lost the Sonics Seattle
>>152499748i like lifting, bladee and watching documentaries on turkmenistan
imagine having to shuffle through 11 toothbrushes to find yours
Wtf our defense hasn't looked this good since the Bob Sanders days
For me,
Colts are playing their hearts out for gramps I love it
>>152499799retard
yt qb bros...
How tf did my Texies lose to this shit shecock squad >:/
>>152499818Why did you sign your reply?
>5 yards off the cabalUhhhh based????
>>152499807Euros can't afford houses with more than one bathroom?
>>152499824>>152499824>>152499824
>>152499795Rush was right again.
LATU MVP GAME
>>152499679They made football a flag football game for beta zoomers. Now niggers doing madden moves is all that's left. QBs like Philip Rivers are no longer needed because football is too easy now.
>>152499795Now explain why tackling form and efficiency has nose dived in the past 6 years.
LIONS - 17RAMS - 14
>>152499679>With the NBA it's taken for granted each successive era is bettergo back to r eddit and/or instagram right fucking now
>>152499834They're built with more than just plywood
>>152499834Americans can’t afford houses with proper insulation.
>>152499847Decline in quality in coaches when players are kids. They're still teaching tard ball cripple eachother tackles while the tackle rules have gotten safer in the higher levels so players are having a hard time adapting, they basically have to relearn how to tackle in college.
Damn, unc still got it
>>152499901It's the rules dumbass, they have made the game where you cannot hit people anymore
>>152499962Seriously that was crispy. I think we were spoiled by older QB play
fuu we're gonna lose to old man rivers
>unctheres nothing more embarrassing than a millennial trying to zoomer speak
>>152500002I audible said unc when Rivers made that completion and immediately cringed at my faggot self.
>>152499015millennialcore desu
it has NEVER been more over
hawkbros... wtf is happening
how the fuck is this happening
