If you're even thinking about baseball right now, slit your throat.
>>152500321Technically uh, you were probably thinking about baseball when you were thinking about what people should do if they were thinking about baseball.
>>152501465I don't want to hear one fucking word about the Royals.
>>152501481What if I tell you about the Marlins instead?
>>152501481Like Lorde? Lmao that was like 2019, she's probably ugly now and still Australian and I doubt they even play baseballs.
>>152501494Can't win, not worth my time.
>>152500321this is that one weirdo who likes the chiefs but absolutely despises the royals for some reason, isn't it?
>>152501680The Royals can't win shit, but their faggot fans get defensive when you point it out.
I want them all to die.
Why is nobody talking about how shit the Royals are?
the mt rushmore of Kansas City athletes: Satchel Paige, George Brett, Bo Jackson, Salvador Perez
>>152509274Aren't you forgetting football? Mouthbreather Perez isn't even good for the Hall of Fame.
The Royals cucked the Chicago Cubs out of their historic shock world series win one year earlier lol.