13-12 Colts8 mins leftSeattle ball>>152499824
corporate slop is coming corporate slop is coming corporate slop is coming corporate slop is coming corporate slop is coming
shit teams
tiffany is getting bred tonight
Rams are gonna rape the Seacawks.
c'mon hawks!
TNF finna be fire
What age is the Unc cutoff, unironically?>t. 25 year old Jets fan
>3 colt gamethreadsThank you uncle rivers
welp both rams and niners are going to win so now this game is suddenly a must win for the hawks and we all know what that means
my 2006 san diego chargers would booty blast both these shit teams
>>15250224529+ maybe even 28
>>152502245when the kids tell you that you're old, you're oldwe don't make the rules
>>152502225I only illegally stream nfl games so I don't see commercials
>>152502247I've been posting about not fucking my wife thank you very much
My Chiefs of two years ago would bootyblast BOTH these shit teams
Yeah, let's see Rivers do THAT
>Defense wins championships!
>>152502295this webm is triggering my agp for some reason
sam vick!
>phil has to trust his defense to stop a sam darnold driveaggravates the stew outta me
>>152502245I'm 28 and my students call me old
JSN really saving this bum
walker would have cut and got tackled for a loss therebased charbs
>>152502266>Marlon McCree blows it at the end
Rivers bros...
>>152502312>agpDamn nigga pci xpress has been around for decades now.
It's over
ANOTHER NJIGBA BAILOUT
>>152502312based
>>152502312You can't just say something like that
>>152502342From the river to the sea(hawks)....
>>152502354lmao i made that soooo long ago
JIZZNNNHGGBA
Come on Philip
phil wins it on a naked bootleg
>>152502367thanks, I love it
Who is going to win this game?
Well it was a cute meme game but it's over nowDo the Colts start Philip again?
After watching this i unironically feel like having 4 or 5 kids with someone
>>152502312What does that mean? Advanced gay posting?
>>152502394Rivers wins our hearts
>phil has to run a 2 min offense because his defense is booty
omfg pathetic
>>152502395This game is effectively meaningless to our playoff chances so obviously
ANOTHER FIELD GOAL
Cults!!!Do it for uncs around the world
>all that for a fg*sigh*
its going to be a game winning drive, or game ending int
BIG PHIL GW DRIVE INCOMING
>>152502412He ended the half with a 2-minute drill he can do it again.
really guys?
>>152502400>Advanced gay posting?That only happens on the main LGBT board of 4chan (/pol/)
>>152502412his defense has not allowed a touchdown all game. wtf game are you watching
colts should've signed nate kaeding too
Time for uncle Phil to lead a game winning drive
Game winning drive is in the menu bros.
Phillip Rivers legacy drive incoming...
Game winning drive let's get it
itstime
No fumbles today???
KINO PHILIP RIVERS GAME WINNING DRIVE INCOMING
UNIRONICALLY PAY TOM BRADY ANYTHING TO PLAY QB IN SEATTLE!
Phil's recievers finna boutta let him down.
>>152502451That's more about Darnold sucking than the colts doing anything to stop the seahawks
If Rivers has a game winning drive, we will have the statue built before he even lands in Indy
cast him in the inevitable disney film
There are at least 5 million overweight dads in their 40s that are on their knees praying for this to happen right the fuck now
He's gonna chip it up the field then they'll knock it in for a walk off field goal.
>>152502476they are putting all kinds of pressure on him. if he had all day back there the hawks would have scored 5 TDs instead of 5 FGs
legendary legacy game incoming
>>152502482Glenn Powell
GAME WINNING RIVERS SACK INCOMING
>>152502482Debra Wilson
>>152502501Yep
>>152502482
>>152502500>>152502465>>152502399>>152502360>>152502308>>152502275>does PI really reset the drive? thought it would just go to 3rd again god dayumImagine making such a stupid post and not leaving the thread in shame but sticking around pretending that you care about football. Lol.
How the fuck did Rivers even put up 12 on an NFL team?
of course im gonna watch this til the end are you kidding
>>152502482Ok Ill get in a time machine and get Philip rivers from 20 years ago
>>152502541taylor has 23 carries for 83 yds
>>152502538the guy's learning about our sport and not being an asshole fuck off
>>152502482Chadding Tatum
Come on uncle Phil teach these yns what's up
finally started blitzing
> Felipe Rios
ROLLING OUT!?
he still got it
Is it true that women are sexually attracted to men and their penises?
IT'S HAPPENING
CAM ON GRANDPA PHIL
Unc was SHUFFLING.
>>152502538>Imagine making such a stupid post and not leaving the thread in shameThis is an anonymous board. No one knows who you are
>the future is now, old m-ACK
>>152502541I am really amazed that he never got hurt with this defense, my head canon says the defense was nice to him because they felt bad.>>152502571giving a you thanks man Euros need to get more into this sport.
ITS HAPPENING
RIVERS SLINGIN' SOME BANGERS
I've never seen a /sp/ thread where literally everyone wants the same team to win. GO GRANDPA GO!
Cam Newton rn
OLD MAN WITH A RIFLE
12s.....
>>152502615not in my experience
What are the odds Phillip Rivers is getting laid tonight?
rivers land dragon
witherspoon is the best tackler in the leagueif he gets a hand on you, you are going down
>>1525026711/1
>>152502650"the story" is real this time
>>152502671I'd be more surprised if he didn't
This is actually a very decent performance for Rivers' first game back
BAH GAWD RIVERS IS GOING CRAZY
Steichen is the worst coach in the NFL
Imagine if groupie misses haha
>running on 3rdwtf>playing for a 60 yarderWTF
Kinda of a weird play call.
Wtf was that. Why would you run it on 3rd down?
Why you didnt trust the old man clots
>>152502671will have to consult his wife's cycle
60 YARS FG NAILED
>Seahawks called a timeoutBut why?
>it's goodbrb gonna go die lmao :^(
>>152502652black Willy Wonka could never
Phil's throwing dimes and they call three runs in a row.
Is the colts kicker good?
ninja eat shitgod bless phillip rivers
what an utterly fascinating game
holy fucking shit
>>152502671wouldn't he be too tired after the game?
>>152502671His wife is surely at home with their 8 or so children. I doubt he's getting laid tonight.
coward
no.... NO!!!!
Uhhhhh seacucks???
Oh...now you can make pressure kicks.
un fucking believableI TOLD YOU YOU CANNOT WIN A GAME JUST KICKING FGs
NINJAFAGS IN FUCKING SHAMBLES
second time this year Steichen has been a complete fucking retard and gotten bailed out
wtf go for it, this kick has no chance
OH NO NO NO
>>152502749apparently
Oh come on.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
HOLY FUCKLEGDRAGON
Groupie sisters we are getting plowed by the band tonight
>college kickers
I fucking cackling rn.
fuck
FROM 60 FUCKING YARDS
47 secs is too much time for the xecuksIve never seen such a lucky team for last min drives
ITS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD
KINOINO
Holy fucking shit
OH NO NO NO SHECOCK SISTERS
this niggas name is groupee lmao
>BIRDS>BIRDS>BIRDS>BIRDS>BIRDS>BIRDS
we just need a 50 year old quarterback and a 60 yard field goal. Simple game
HAHAHAHAHA
He wouldn’t have been able to do that
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>>152502792dude they will have like 40 sec
BANG BANG BABY
Nice kick ngl
That fan saying what the fuck.
Good from 65. God damn.
what a kick
Ahhh now that's how we play football, kid
nice kickoff, pretty boy
My kicker can kick it from 70 btw.
>rivers playing hype man on the sidelineThe man is BACK.
>game winning drive starts on the 37Retarded
HOLD ON
Seattle might actually fucking win with 6 FGs lmao
Tiffany Rivers is punching air right now
FUCKING TOLD UYOUFUCKING XEKEKS ARE SO FUCKING LUCKY
Fuck.
C'mon shneed! LEt's go!!!!!
Xhecucksisters...
>>152502845Try for an 11th?
Aaaaand it's over
aaaaaaaand the Colts defense just falls apart. What a buzzkill.
Colts are really gonna let Darnold look like Mahomes
>>152502812eh I wouldn't rule it out
darn it stop playing old!!
>>152502851either that or they are just a good team
rivers can't win with these bums
Sorry Phil, Darnold is just too good
>22 seconds Way too much time to give Rivers
It's over.
>one play>already in rangeTHE KICK OFF AND KICKING BALLS NEED TO CHANGE
The kicker could still miss.
Well it was fun while it lasted
>>152502869this but unironically
>>152502844This is the nu-NFL now that every kicker can make 65-yarders
LMAO HOLY FUCK KICKERBROS FEASTING TODAY
Colts were better off going for it on 4th. Your percentages are the same and you can bleed the clock to zero.
Sorry grandpa, you need to do it again and with 20 secs
RASHEED SHAHEED IS GODLIKE!I MEANT ALLAHLIKE PBUH!
>>152502851Nothing to do with luck with that last play
Lol derp. What a stupid game
>losing to a team that kicked 6 field goals
ninjabros...what the fuck is happening...this was our league...
>>152502772LMAO MAYBE YOU CAN
>>152502844kino
Can't win with field goals my ass
>>152502885Myers is elite
Imagine being Sam Darnold and you got outplayed by a 44 year old QB who has been sitting on his ass for 5 years
>>152502896YOU wouldn't know one way or the other.
God I fucking hate how every drive starts at the 40 now. There's no more suspense.
every kicker has been a jet
Just let River rip it. Who cares now.
boring ending
Digits and Colts kickoff return setups game winning FG
uncbros i don't feel so groovy
MYERS MY GOAT
JASON MYERS FOR MAYOR OF SEATTLE
>>152502900The Pittsburgh Seahawks
>game is called FOOTball
>>152502921He has no pocket.
>>152502910And you still won. seethe hard bitch
we back bird bros!
This is what happens to sports when you let too many brown people into your country. They all turn into soccer.
EIGHTEEN SECONDS ICONIC GAME INCOMING
So much conventional wisdom bootyblasted this game.
>>152502916U mad?
>>152502929nawt over
I don't get how defenses just collapse in the last 2 minutes or so. Happens every game.
>int
>drives start at the 40 because of new rules>FG distance is the fucking 50 thanks to the new ballsnice game jewdell
name of this song?
What the fuck was that defense Dolts? Ruining Phillip’s return. Enjoy your losing streak I suppose
YOU SAY ITS CALLED FOOTBALL?>YOU SAY ITS CALLED FOOTBALL?
HAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK PICK GAME OVER
Game ending int lmao
great game still im a zoomer and my dad is a bolts fan. all of my earliest memories of football were of my dad yelling at rivers and antonio gates on the TV
unc is gonna need to sling it
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
INTERCEPTEEEEDDDDD!!!!!!
So it happened AGAIN
KWAB. Back to coaching high school
vINTage Philip rivers
>GIVERSOH NO NO NO NO
wowfuck you Colts defense
>>152502910GET FUCKED HAHAHAHA
>>152502966"not like us" by drake
totalunchumiliation
KWAB
damn they even have kobe playing in this game?
phil will never hear the end of thisgrim fucking ending
>celebrating picking off RiversLame
There's no way that team beats the rams
NEW>>152502846>>152502846>>152502846
Wait there are two guys in the NFL named Kobe Bryant?
INTCLASSIC RIVERS
classic rivers. said that they could've won. seahawks are really a overrated team.
HALL OF FAMER, Kenny Easley (RIP) is pleased with the ending of this game.
unc bros....
>UNCSLMAAAAAAAAAAO
Now THAT'S the Philip Rivers I remember. It's like he never even left.
Rivers can't win with these cats
That was a garbage ending Colts should have won this
Uncbros...
There goes his HoF bid.
San Diego never left him hahah it's okay Rivers. We still love you.
uncniggers in the fucking mud
Rivers had no choice, he had to heave it there for a chance to win. Not a big deal. Defense lost that game.
18/27120yds1TD1IntHonestly better than I expected from a guy who hasn't played in 5 years
wait I turned it off when the colts got that FG, what the fuck did I miss?
>Failipe RiosBAU BAU
>>15250299218pts and no TDs is hard to pin on the defense but..>prevent
Oh wellAt least we know the seahawks are 100% fraudulent so it's a pyrrhic victory for them
Kobe Bryant? reminds me of that tragedy
>Almost losing to a grandadgrim
>>152502174Yeah, this whole Rivers experiment was a major disaster. I see zero zip on the ball and he looks like he can barely move.
>>152503054kys
lmao Colts, all you had to do was play defense for 45secs
is it really that hard to throw a ball 50 yards?
>>152502946>>152502993Sound insecure. You guys getting exposed again on Thursday
>>152503047>what the fuck did I miss?vINTage rivers
>>152503041The int was a desperation heave, doesn't really belong on the stat sheet.
>blows a 2nd half lead>throws a pick to seal the gameyep, that’s the rivers I remember
>>152503091weirdest cope
>>152503088And you're missing the playoffs.
>>152503088>no uConcession accepted. W acquired.
>>152503085Yeah I think so, 9 out of 10 people would struggle to throw a football 50 yards, especially with accuracy.
As a Seahawks fan I'm happy with this one, football is awesome because there are so many ways to win, the special teams did amazing, the defense kept us in there able to win with 16. Yes Darnold sucks but hey I can just forgive him for at least being able to get the MVP to kick the kickdragons.
HURR DURR WE BEND BUT DON'T BREAKEXCEPT WE FUCKING BREAK EVERY FUCKING TIMEFUCK LOU ANALROO
You are so mad. Kudos to Rivers though, gave what he had.
>>152503054I'd give Fuwawa the BIGGEST purple nurple
not beating the unc allegations
Phillip Rivers or John Cena's last match, which was the better ending?
>>152503091>it doesn't count because I say it doesn't lalalalala I can't hear you lalalalala
iNTT, kind of wanted to see grandpa win desu senpai>post timer
>>152503147As a seahawk fan you should be extremely worried. You're an idiot or very new. This game was not a good sign.
Rivers gave boomers around the world a glimmer of hope for a couple of hours.
>>152503173her... her left hand is... lying on bird shit...
I'm proud of Grandpa Coach RiversHe showed that uncs can still hang in this zoomer league
They'd of won if they played Riley.
>rivers INT to seal it
>>152503123>And you're missing the playoffs.Haha you're cute
ok first quarter rivers stats fagrivers - 18/27 120 yards +INTdarnold - 22/36 271 yards
Was Scam Newton right?
>>152503276They stopped the count
>>152503270I guess don't let that 14% probability stop you. Enjoy your Rivers.
For all you Seahawks fans, just remember that you managed to win off of six FGs and zero TDs. Not a very good sign if you ask me. Congratulations on the win though!
>>152502910>>152503276
>>152503369>For all you Seahawks fans, just remember that you managed to winthanks, I will
>>152503369Special ed teams for the win
>>152503369nobody paints a picture of how you win a super bowlyou win or you dont
>>152503369Defenses win games.
>>152503369It takes all kinds, but Phil will win out now.>>152502910It's expected tbqh.
GG anons>hangs head in shame from 6 FG defeat
>>152503369It is football after all
the colts where 8-2 lmao
the rams are going to bootyblast us on thursday
>>152503599Where?
>>152503783were
Game ending INT. Classic Philip Rivers.
its insane the seahawks are 11-3 and havnt clinched a playoff spot
>>152503900They're going to end the season 12-5 and that's all she wrote, lmao
>>152503900>3 weeks left>only 2 teams have clinchedpretty wild
>>152503929they will beat the panther but probably get bootyplapped by the niner and ram
>>152503900When are teams eligible for the spots? Is anyone in now?
Why the fuck did the Seahawks commission Bike Cuck to make art for them
Shit shit shit I have to delete that image it breaks GR15
so uhh is rivers starting again next week or
Okay now here's a rule-abiding version of the pic.
